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- [Brian] Do you think a tree feels pain?
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- [Jason] No it's a tree.
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- [Brian] Carving our
initials it's so junior high.
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- [Jason] Maybe but I didn't
meet you in junior high.
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- [Brian] I think that the
tree might be feeling this.
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- [Jason] Oh brother.
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(laughter)
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- [Brian] I read an article
about how that the sweet smell
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of freshly cut grass is actually
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a chemical distress call to
beg nearby critters for help.
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- [Jason] To attack the lawn mower?
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- [Brian] No, no it's
meant for like when a bug
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is eating the grass the
smell alerts the nearby birds
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that there's a nearby meal awaiting them.
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Which saves the grass from
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being eaten and feeds the birds.
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- [Jason] So the only one in the story
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who gets totally fucked is the bug.
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(guitar music)
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- [Frannie] I've always loved this piece.
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- You know you didn't
have to take a hotel room.
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You could have stayed here.
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- No, no this way you have
your privacy and we have ours.
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- Privacy is highly overrated.
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(laughter)
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- Besides we weren't sure
what it would feel like
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being here for the first time since.
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- Since the funeral.
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- I keep expecting Jason to
just walk in from somewhere.
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- [Jason] Here we go.
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- [Frannie] It all looks so good.
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- Thank you.
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- We were just telling
Brian how much we love
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what you did with this apartment.
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It's even more beautiful than the photos.
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- Take one.
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- Oh, okay I will take this one.
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- Carl, refill?
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- Sure.
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- Frannie?
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- Oh, I'm I'm fine.
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- Okay
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- [Fannie] You haven't changed a thing.
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- Yeah I like it this way.
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- I, I don't think I could.
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- So tomorrow evening I've got
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the whole gang coming over here.
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They are really excited to see you.
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- They're good friends.
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- Yeah they are.
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- How's your sister and her family?
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She was so helpful.
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- I'm so sorry.
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I love you.
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- You too.
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- Hi
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- [Frannie] Janet
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- Oh don't get up, hi.
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You know that he was like a brother to me.
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And the kids... Uncle Jason was a part
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of their lives for as
long as they can remember.
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- Janet and Bill are doing great,
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and Karen just got into Cornell.
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- Oh, I read that on Facebook.
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- Did ya?
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- I've been meaning to send her a card.
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- Yeah, and I was also thinking tomorrow,
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let's have brunch at Paul
and Paul's Restaurant.
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And then we'll walk over to the Whitney
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and see the new building.
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It's gorgeous.
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Quite honestly it's a lot more
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interesting than some of the collection.
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(laughter)
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- That sounds good Frannie, doesn't it?
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- Absolutely.
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You know you look tired.
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- Work has been crazy.
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- Look you can't bury
yourself in work, Brian.
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Trust me I tried.
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- I'm not.
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- Are you dating anyone?
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- No
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- [Frannie] Why not,
it's been over a year.
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You're handsome, successful,
it's what Jason would want.
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It's what we want.
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- I just haven't met anyone.
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- But your trying to?
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- Yes I am.
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- Well I know this may
sound a little weird.
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We are your in-laws.
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- This new couple moved
in next door to us,
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and we have gotten kinda
friendly with them.
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- Yes and their son who
lives right here in New York,
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and he just broke-up with his boyfriend.
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- Really
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- And I have seen photos
of this guy David.
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He's very good looking and we've told
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his parents about you and Jason.
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And, um well I have his
phone number and his email.
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(laughter)
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- Jason's parents are
trying to set you up?
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- That is so sweet.
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- It's not sweet it's creepy.
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- It is sweet in a creepy way.
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They just want you to be happy.
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- They're just watching out for me.
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- Since you brought it up.
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- Since that fiasco
with, what was his name?
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- Ron
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- Lisa's been making lists.
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- I haven't been making lists.
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I have just been thinking
about who I know,
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and as well meaning as they are,
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older people are not the
one's you want setting you up.
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So I think that I have
found the perfect guy.
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He's an actor, a real
actor, not a waiter actor.
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And I am texting you his information.
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- Oh God Brian.
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Trust me I love Lisa and Andrew,
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but you don't want straight
people setting you up.
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- She's right.
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- So I didn't want to bring it up yet,
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but after that fiasco with Ron
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and since you still don't
want to do the on-line thing.
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I have someone in mind
for my work husband.
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I will send you his info.
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- A lesbian, you are letting
a lesbian set you up?
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How would a lesbian know
what is hot about a man?
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- Paul's right if you were straight
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and she was trying to fix
you up with a women maybe.
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- I get it.
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- I mean after that fiasco with Ron
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if you are ready to be set-up.
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- I'm not ready to be set-up.
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- Your waiter from brunch
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- Travis
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- Travis, thought you were very sexy.
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- He's 21 years old.
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- He's into older guys and he's hot.
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Did you notice his ass?
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And some of the other waiters told us
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he is incredibly well hung.
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- They all change into
their uniforms together.
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- Will you listen to you guys.
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- I mean if I didn't have to worry
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about a work place sexual harassment
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lawsuit if we fired him, I'd do him.
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- We'd both do him.
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- I said I would give you his number.
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- Paul
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- Just say thank you and
report back with details.
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- A 21 year old waiter
is not what you need.
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- Especially after the fiasco with Ron.
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- Well I wasn't going to bring it up but.
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- I was at a closing the other day
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and the seller's attorney
and I got to talking
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and he's smart, successful,
and age-appropriate, single.
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- Text me his number.
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- There can't be that many more dishes.
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- What, Oh let him sleep.
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- It's not that it's, it's
just that's where Jason.
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- [Frannie] How's he doing?
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- [Brian] Honey
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- We came straight from the airport.
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Didn't even stop at the hotel. Oh.
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- [Jason] You could've stayed here.
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- [Brian] You still can.
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We can call the hotel and
change your reservation.
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- No, no, no this way
you'll have your privacy
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and we'll have ours.
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- So when are they going
to start the chemo?
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- Um, I'm not doing the chemo.
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- What are they just
starting with radiation?
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- I'm not doing the chemo,
I'm not doing the radiation,
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I'm not doing any of it.
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- This is just crazy.
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You're young, you can fight this.
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- Brian
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- You have to fight this.
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- Mom, Dad it's stage four.
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It's is my stomach, it's in my liver,
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it's in my lungs, it's in my bones.
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It's a fight I just can't win,
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- So you, you're just going to die?
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- Jason
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- I'm going to die whether I have
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the chemo and the radiation or not.
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Brian and I have talked about it, a lot.
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I'm not going to have
them put me through hell
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for the possibility that it might buy me
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another few excruciating weeks.
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- Listen we agreed that he is
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going to do this his way, right.
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- Mm hm
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- Let's get these dishes.
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- Hey I gave birth to one
son and I wound up with two.
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And now I am back to one,
but if you ever get married,
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when you get married again
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- Again
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- I expect, we expect to be there.
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- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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- Awww, come here.
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- I love you.
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- I love you.
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- Promise me you will watch
over my parents after I am gone.
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- Honey, will you stop
worrying about everybody else
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and start worrying about yourself please.
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- I'm serious.
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They're going to need you.
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Promise me.
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- Promise
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- So now you have David's
phone number and his email.
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- Yes I do, thank you.
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- So listen I know David
may not be the one,
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but then again maybe he is.
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Oh, honey.
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- Thanks
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You're the best.
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- So are you.
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- They're something aren't they?
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- I know why they're doing this.
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- [Jason] I have a favor to ask you guys.
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- [Carl] Anything son.
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- Do you want us to help you go?
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- Aww, no.
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But Brian he's going to need help.
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Promise me you will watch over him.
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- We promise.
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- [Jason] And mom you can't ever
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let him know its because I asked you to.
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He's got to think it was
all your own doing, okay.
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- [Fannie] Okay, of course.
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(guitar music)
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♪ You'll always be my forever. ♪ ♪
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♪ Down deep inside of me. ♪ ♪
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♪ You'll always be my forever. ♪ ♪
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♪ You're all I'll ever need. ♪
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