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- [Brian] If you had to be
stranded, on an island...
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With one other person
for the rest of your life
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- [Jason] Uh huh.
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- [Brian] Would you choose a
hot gay guy you'd always have
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amazing sex with, but who was too dumb
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to ever have a real conversation with.
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- [Jason] Aw man!
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- [Brian] Or a smart straight
guy who you could never
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have sex with, but you could
talk to about anything.
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- [Jason] Aw that's a ridiculous choice!
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- [Brian] C'mon! Answer!
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- [Jason] Okay. Over time I
could teach the hot guy stuff...
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- [Brian] No, no, no,
no, no, he's too dumb to
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learn anything.
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- [Jason] Okay. Then, over
time, the straight guy
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would get as horny as me, so...
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- [Brian] Nope, nope! If
you ever suggested sex,
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he'd kill himself!
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Then, you'd be alone forever!
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- [Jason] I'm not playing
this game! It's stupid!
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(upbeat acoustic guitar)
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(ragtime piano music)
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(laughing and talking)
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- Hey! Hey, I'm sorry I'm late!
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(kissing)
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I didn't miss you, did I?
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- No, they haven't started yet.
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- What happened?
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- P.R. crisis. One of
our 'action-hero' clients
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didn't like the table he
was given at Dirty French.
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- The place where a steak costs 250 bucks?
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- Ooh, who was it?
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- I can't talk about it.
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- Brian!
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- Client privilege!
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(scoffs)
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- What is the point of having a friend
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who's a press agent to the stars
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if he can't talk about the dirt!
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- Can you talk about Ron?
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- Who's Ron?
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- The guy Brian met while he and Riley
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were bicycling last weekend!
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(gasps)
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- Really?
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Tell mama more! What's he look like?
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- I don't know, I... just a guy, actually.
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I wasn't even paying attention.
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- Riley said he was sooooo into Brian!
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- And Riley has a vivid imagination.
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- Are you gonna ask him out?
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- I don't even know his last name!
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- Are you going to fuck
him? You don't need
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to know his last name to fuck him.
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(sighs)
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- He's right about that, at
least in the straight world.
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- Oh, Andrew!
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- Okay, I don't know his last name,
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I don't know his phone number,
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I don't know his e-mail address.
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I don't know anything.
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- You're lying!
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- Where's the waiter? I need a drink.
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- The waiter is cute, but
useless! I'll walk you to the bar!
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- Yeah, bring another
round for the rest of us.
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- Ron... hmmmmmmm.
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(laughing)
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- You got Ron's number didn't you?
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(murmurs)
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So, what are you doing for sex?
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- I have a headache.
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- I'm serious. Are you
hooking up at the gym?
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Are you on Grindr?
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- No, and no.
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- Why not?
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- 'Cause I'm not interested.
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- Jason died almost a year ago.
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If you're not ready to date
you're not ready to date.
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But you gotta have another
outlet besides... jerking off.
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You are at least jerking off?
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(moans)
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- Oh, um, hey, double Maker's
Mark on the rocks aaaand
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whatever anybody else is having.
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- Ladies and gentleman. A
hundred thousand welcomes
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to the legendary Don't Tell Momma's.
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Tonight, we have an
evening of special friends.
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People who've been on Broadway,
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people who should be on Broadway,
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and people, like our first
singer, who was on Broadway,
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and should be there a whole lot more!
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- Yes, yes!
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(applauding)
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- The wonderful, beautiful, and
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supremely talented: Lisa Hansen!
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(cheering)
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- Oh, thank you! Thank you!
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Haven't done club stuff in a while,
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but I promised a friend, my best friend.
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How can you be so calm about all of this?
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- All those yoga classes you
dragged me to over the years...
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- I am being serious
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- I don't know...
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it's not how I would have
imagined I'd respond.
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Maybe it's just all those other emotions
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seem like such a waste of time and,
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well, I don't have that
much time to waste.
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- There are other doctors,
there are other hospitals.
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There's a guy I work with, in Morgan,
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who's totally connected
to the cancer world.
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I'll give him a call.
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- That what I love about
you Wall Street guys.
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But all the money and influence
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and connections and insider info,
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they can't help me...
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anymore than they helped Steve Jobs.
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(sobs)
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- But that doesn't mean
that you can't try!
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- I'm gonna... make some tea.
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- I'll give you a hand.
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- How the fuck am I supposed to
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bring up those twins without you?
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- You have Andrew.
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(laughs)
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- I love my husband, but straight men are
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so boring when it comes to children.
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- Because it goes completely against
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their nature to be parents.
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(laughs)
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(sniffs)
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- I just love you so much!
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- Me too, you!
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(kissing)
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All these years and still... nothing!
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- Because I wasn't trying!
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(sniffs)
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- Sweetie, it was important
for me to tell you first.
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We'll tell everybody else this week.
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I just don't know what the best way is.
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In person? On the phone?
One-on-one? In a group?
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- You could always post it on Facebook.
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(laughs)
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Have you told your parents yet?
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- Yeah.
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- Oh!
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- They're flying in...
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(scoffs)
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I don't know if I'm ready for that,
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but they wanna see me...
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(sobs)
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While I'm still me.
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All those years of safe sex
couldn't protect me from this.
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(sighs)
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- I don't want you to die.
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(sobs)
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(kisses)
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- At my memorial... and
I want there to be one
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and I want it to be called a memorial.
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No sugar-coated euphemisms, like
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'a celebration of his life'.
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- No euphemisms, I promise.
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- There can be laughs,
but I also want there
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to be tears and drama.
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And whatever else you say, I
want you to tell that story
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of the first day we met at Northwestern.
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- No! No!
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My God! Not in front of strangers!
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- Yes!
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- You're so crazy.
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(sighs)
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- I want you to sing.
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(sobs)
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and, speaking of singing,
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there've been enough excuses, missy!
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Joshua and Gabrielle are
old enough to be left
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with Andrew or a baby-sitter.
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So, if Broadway isn't hiring you,
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I want you to get back
into the Cabaret rooms.
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- Ugh, Jason.
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- I'm serious. And you can't refuse me...
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because it's a dying request.
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- I promise.
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- Jason, this is for you.
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(slow jazz)
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♪ Nights are long since you went away ♪
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♪ I think about you all through the day ♪
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♪ My buddy... ♪
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♪ My buddy... ♪
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♪ Nobody quite so true ♪
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♪ Miss your voice, the
touch of your hand ♪
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♪ I long to know that you understand ♪
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♪ My buddy... ♪
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♪ My buddy... ♪
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♪ Your buddy misses you ♪
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♪ Miss your voice, the
touch of your hand ♪
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♪ I long to know that you understand ♪
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♪ My buddy... ♪
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♪ My buddy... ♪
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♪ Your buddy misses you ♪
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(clapping)
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- Are you leaving?
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- Yeah. Just tell Lisa she was great.
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Tell her that, um, Jason would have...
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I'm sure he's thrilled....
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(crying)
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- I'm sorry I just couldn't stay there
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- I know.
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But damn, she was good
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- Yeah.
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- Paul was right.
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About you needing to get out there.
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That guy Ron was hot.
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(phone ringing)
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This was a hard night for her, too.
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- I know.
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I'll call her when I get home.
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I'll schedule some
one-on-one time with her.
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- Thanks.
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You're gonna call that Ron guy, too.
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- You should!
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- I'm trying!
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(relaxing guitar music)
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♪ You'll always be my forever. ♪
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♪ Down deep inside of me. ♪
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♪ You'll always be my forever. ♪
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♪ You're all I'll ever need. ♪
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