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- [Brian] Commitment, it's a funny word.

- [Jason] How so?

- [Brian] Well because we use it to refer

to a serious, loving relationship,

but we also use it to refer to someone

being forcibly placed in a mental hospital. (laughs)

- [Jason] Are you saying we're

living in our own private loony bin?

(laughing)

- [Brian] If we are, I have no interest in being released.

(calm music)

- Happy anniversary, happy 15 years.

- Happy 15 years, 15, wow. (laughs)

- I have to get to work.

- No.

- Yeah, I gotta get to work.

- No.

(chuckling)

(water running)

- Coffee's ready.

Some breakfast?

- No thanks, I'll get something at the office.

I know, most important meal of the day.

(slam)

Yes! (laughs)

Guess who's lawyers wanna see the contracts ASAP?

- Congratulations.

- Couldn't have done it without you.

I'm gonna go tell Carlton right now.

- I sense a bonus.

- Hey, if I get one, so do you, and that's a promise.

- Drinks after work to celebrate?

- I wish I could, not tonight.

(kissing noises)

- Any word on the Jennifer Hudson concert tour?

Nice tie.

- Yours too.

- Happy anniversary!

- [Everyone] Aww.

(blowing)

(clapping)

- That looks delicious.

- A small piece for me please.

- Watching our waist, are we?

- Honey, you can have as much as you want.

I love every inch of him.

- And a couple of us know exactly how many inches that is.

- You have quite a memory, that was over 15 years ago.

- No one forgets a dick like that.

(laughing)

- Please, there are breeders present.

- Yes, and I'd finally like to know

exactly how many inches we're talking about.

(laughing)

- And we've bred too.

- Speaking of Riley, he was furious he couldn't come

help celebrate your anniversary.

I had to promise him we'd all get together over the weekend.

Please tell me you've got some time.

- We'll make it work.

- Yeah, we don't wanna upset our favorite eight year old.

- Why not, it's never too soon

to start preparing kids for real life.

- We'll make it work.

- I don't know why you didn't let us

bring the cake from the restaurant.

We've got a fabulous new pastry chef.

- Only god knows how you would have it decorated.

And I promised the twins a photo, oh shit, damn it.

Give me your cake back, I need to take a picture.

(laughing)

- But I already took a bite.

- Oh, this is good.

- Come on, I don't care, give it to me.

Oh my god.

- That makes it look even more delicious.

- [Lisa] This is fine, it looks great.

It's perfect, give me your camera.

Turn it on.

Thank you.

- That's quite a process.

- Say cheese.

(laughing)

Perfect!

(glass clinking)

- Jason, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me

and even though I know how much you hate this expression,

you're truly my soul mate, and I love you.

I can't imagine living without you.

- You don't have to.

- Aww.

- I love you.

(glasses clinking)

(laughing)

(dishes clinking)

- What's wrong?

- Nothing.

- You've been quiet all night.

- I'm just, just tired.

(loud breathing)

I got a massage after work tonight.

- Was it good?

Was it hot?

Did he jerk you off?

(heavy breathing)

- Yeah.

Yeah, it was good, it was hot, and he jerked me off.

I'm sorry.

- What makes you think I'd have a problem with that?

- I have a problem with it, Jason.

Christ, it's our fucking anniversary.

I just, just need to be touched.

- Stop punishing yourself.

- Jason, a year ago, everything was just perfect,

and now, why?

Why did you have to die? (sobbing)

(gentle music)

♪ You'll always be my forever ♪

♪ Down deep inside of me ♪

♪ You'll always be my forever ♪

♪ You're all I'll ever need ♪

(gentle guitar music)