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- [Brian] Commitment, it's a funny word.
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- [Jason] How so?
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- [Brian] Well because we use it to refer
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to a serious, loving relationship,
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but we also use it to refer to someone
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being forcibly placed in a
mental hospital. (laughs)
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- [Jason] Are you saying we're
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living in our own private loony bin?
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(laughing)
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- [Brian] If we are, I have
no interest in being released.
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(calm music)
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- Happy anniversary, happy 15 years.
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- Happy 15 years, 15, wow. (laughs)
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- I have to get to work.
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- No.
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- Yeah, I gotta get to work.
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- No.
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(chuckling)
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(water running)
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- Coffee's ready.
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Some breakfast?
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- No thanks, I'll get
something at the office.
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I know, most important meal of the day.
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(slam)
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Yes! (laughs)
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Guess who's lawyers wanna
see the contracts ASAP?
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- Congratulations.
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- Couldn't have done it without you.
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I'm gonna go tell Carlton right now.
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- I sense a bonus.
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- Hey, if I get one, so do
you, and that's a promise.
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- Drinks after work to celebrate?
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- I wish I could, not tonight.
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(kissing noises)
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- Any word on the Jennifer
Hudson concert tour?
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Nice tie.
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- Yours too.
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- Happy anniversary!
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- [Everyone] Aww.
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(blowing)
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(clapping)
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- That looks delicious.
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- A small piece for me please.
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- Watching our waist, are we?
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- Honey, you can have as much as you want.
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I love every inch of him.
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- And a couple of us know
exactly how many inches that is.
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- You have quite a memory,
that was over 15 years ago.
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- No one forgets a dick like that.
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(laughing)
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- Please, there are breeders present.
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- Yes, and I'd finally like to know
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exactly how many inches
we're talking about.
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(laughing)
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- And we've bred too.
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- Speaking of Riley, he was
furious he couldn't come
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help celebrate your anniversary.
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I had to promise him we'd all
get together over the weekend.
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Please tell me you've got some time.
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- We'll make it work.
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- Yeah, we don't wanna upset
our favorite eight year old.
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- Why not, it's never too soon
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to start preparing kids for real life.
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- We'll make it work.
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- I don't know why you didn't let us
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bring the cake from the restaurant.
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We've got a fabulous new pastry chef.
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- Only god knows how you
would have it decorated.
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And I promised the twins
a photo, oh shit, damn it.
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Give me your cake back,
I need to take a picture.
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(laughing)
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- But I already took a bite.
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- Oh, this is good.
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- Come on, I don't care, give it to me.
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Oh my god.
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- That makes it look even more delicious.
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- [Lisa] This is fine, it looks great.
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It's perfect, give me your camera.
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Turn it on.
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Thank you.
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- That's quite a process.
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- Say cheese.
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(laughing)
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Perfect!
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(glass clinking)
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- Jason, you are the best thing
that has ever happened to me
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and even though I know how
much you hate this expression,
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you're truly my soul mate, and I love you.
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I can't imagine living without you.
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- You don't have to.
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- Aww.
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- I love you.
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(glasses clinking)
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(laughing)
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(dishes clinking)
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- What's wrong?
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- Nothing.
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- You've been quiet all night.
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- I'm just, just tired.
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(loud breathing)
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I got a massage after work tonight.
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- Was it good?
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Was it hot?
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Did he jerk you off?
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(heavy breathing)
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- Yeah.
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Yeah, it was good, it was
hot, and he jerked me off.
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I'm sorry.
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- What makes you think I'd
have a problem with that?
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- I have a problem with it, Jason.
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Christ, it's our fucking anniversary.
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I just, just need to be touched.
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- Stop punishing yourself.
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- Jason, a year ago,
everything was just perfect,
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and now, why?
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Why did you have to die? (sobbing)
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(gentle music)
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♪ You'll always be my forever ♪
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♪ Down deep inside of me ♪
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♪ You'll always be my forever ♪
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♪ You're all I'll ever need ♪
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(gentle guitar music)
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