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Oh, I'm sorry.

I wasn't mentioned among the requirements.

No, I understand.

Yes, I can do that.

Yes, I will send it your way as soon as possible.

Okay. Thank you. Goodbye.

Oh my god, Casper. I have to send a reference letter to that...

...publisher I want to work at. Do you know what that means?

I have to ask Esther for a reference letter. That's so...

...awkward?

Oh, help.

We need to publish something new. Something that will surprise people. Something exciting.

Something hot, you know? And feminist.

Okay, I know this sounds like a big cliché, but an older woman in a high position...

...is just really attractive. Especially when she is your boss.

What? No. -Yes.

And no one knows? -No, I hope not.

Be careful. -Yes, well. It does keep life exciting.

Jesus. -It is so sexy.

Are you in love? -Oh no, thankfully not.

Good. -She also has a girlfriend.

No -Yes.

They have an open relationship. Apparently they are very open minded.

Wow. -It's all just really chill. And hot...

...we only do it in the office. -Sounds a bit like a porn movie...

...I watched the other day. -Yes, I was thinking maybe...

...I should write for Pornhub. -Or you could write a lesbian erotic novel series.

And call it Fifty Shades of Gay. -Jesus.

And if you go to that file... -This one?

Yes. And then that one.

Oh jesus, so all this has to go in that one. -I'd make an excel file.

Anne, do you have a minute? -Eh, I really need to finish this.

It is a bit urgent.

I have time to help you.

Sure. Why not.

It was just a game.

Everything had to be done in secret.

Thank you for that. That was awkward. I had to pretend for 20 minutes...

...that I didn’t understand how Google Drive works. -I'm sure you were very convincing.

Hello? -One moment!

Am I interrupting you guys? -Oh, no, Anne just had a...

Never mind. What is it?

Eh, Robert is here. -Ah. Thank you.

Okay. This has to be done seriously. -Hmhm.

No, really Anne. -Yes.

Okay. I really do think you're doing great. You work well together with everyone.

Well, nice. -You have a writer's eye.

Not just creative writing, but critical writing too.

You could work on your planning though. Sometimes you seem...

...to do things at the very last minute and I'm not really sure what it is you're doing all day.

Besides that.

Okay, yes. I'll work on that.

Still, I want you to read this manuscript and tell me what you think.

Seriously? -Yes I am serious.

Wow, yes. I would love to. -That's all.

Was I a good trainee?

Or did we just have good sex?

Do you have any plans after this? -Well, my girlfriend is at another party...

...so I should drop by there soon.

Wow. Wait. You're a lesbian? -Didn't you know that?

No, really? How could I have missed that.

I always see it right away. -I think you were too busy...

...doing other things. -Hm? What are you talking about?

Fine. I won't say a thing. -Oh my god, yes I know.

It's so out of line. -Oh, come on. It's everyone's wet dream...

...sex with the boss.

You guys have enough to drink? -Yes!

I’m afraid I have to go soon. -Oh, come on. Stay a little longer. It's still early.

I have to catch my train. -Take the next one.

Anyway, I'm going to the bathroom.

Are you coming with me tonight?

Noa is not at home.

What? No.

Do you want a drink? -Eh, water maybe.

Where is the bathroom?

Oh, what was I doing in that house?

This will definitely get me in trouble.

Anyway, I just wanted to have sex.

Nice house. -Thank you.

We've been living here for about... six years now. Something like that.

Did you read that one? -No, I haven't.

You can borrow it. It's very good? -Really?

It's a sort of a mix of fiction and essays. -Cool!

You are such a special girl.

What?

Yes, you know. I just think it's really special how one person can be so incredibly beautiful, smart...

...talented, sweet and sexy at the same time.

Usually one of these elements is missing. -Oh.

Sweetie. I thought you would... come home tomorrow.

Yes, but I didn't want to stay over.

Honey. We have an agreement. Never in our home.

I know. I'm sorry. Sorry.

This is Anne.

Hi, Noa. -Hi.

I'm... I'm going. -Oh, no need. Finish your beer.

How do you two know each other? -From work. Anne is our intern.

Oh, right. You told me about her. Very pretty indeed.

Hey, this means nothing. I shouldn't have been here. I'm going.

Look at me.

Noa noticed it before I did. -I'm sorry.

Esther was in love. With me.

Okay. I'm... I'm going.

-Oh get a grip, Esther. You look like a teenager. It's really embarrassing.

Don't be so childish. -Oh sorry. You want to discuss being...

...childish? Shall I get Anne back in here? -Noa, stop. Leave Anne out of it.

How can I leave her out of it? This is about her, jesus Esther!

What do you want me to say? I shouldn't have brought her home, true.

You know what? Forget about it. I'm going to sleep... right here on the couch, where you just fingering Anne!

I always thought, the older you become, the more control you have over your emotions.

Well, no.

That's a nice prospect.