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Joe!
-Hello!
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Hello.
- Hello darling, oh watch out for the cactus.
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Thanks! Hmm, pretty – How’s your eye?
–Oh it’s much worse than you told me…
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Yeah... we are not going to talk about it.
- Well the moving squad is here! What can we do?
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Definitely not like this...
-A fat red ass.
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Guess who I saw this morning?
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Janna.
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No. Lily.
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-Oh Lily! Aw, how is she?
Well, pretty good, I think…
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...she looks amazing and... she has a new girlfriend.
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She’s really pretty. Why were you so
convinced it was Janna?
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I saw her the other day.
She’s dating Maya now.
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Your ex Maya?
-Yes.
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Well I’m curious how long they
will stay together.
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Everything was different with Janna.
It was... thrilling.
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And that’s what I yearned for after Lily.
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What time is it?
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Five o'clock.
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Ohh fuck.
-Yes.
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Jesus..
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Didn’t you have class today?
-No, don’t think so.
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Pff.
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Who’s that girl?
-Lily, my ex.
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Funny.
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Come over here?
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Hey, what’s up?
I’m in the library.
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Eh no... I really can’t.
I have a test on Monday.
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So you’ve never been with a man?
- Um... yes. Sort of...
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... It just isn’t my thing, I guess.
-But don’t you think it’s kind of weird that... Janna is also into guys?
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No, should I?
-Well... it’s double the competition.
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Dude...
-That’s not what I mean.
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I don’t think it works like that.
-And Mark is just bitter that I...
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...never dated him.
- No but aren’t you scared that men can…
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...give her something that you can’t?
-Jesus Mark, that’s so rude!
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You mean a dick?
-Janna, are you sad I don't have a dick?
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What a stupid fucking question.
-I don’t need one! After all...
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...she’s sitting next to me and not next to you.
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I’m going to get some beer.
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I don’t know... Her friends, our conversations...
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I didn’t feel completely comfortable
in that little world of hers.
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Guys I’ve got some coke in my pocket.
Can you put it in your bra, Janna?
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I’m not wearing one.
-Anne? Can you put this in your bra?
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Can I have a look in your bag?
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Perfect, come in.
-Pff. this was so not my thing...
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I wake up and think... what was that thing that sucked?
And then I remember...
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And I keep thinking about it the rest of the day.
-I know exactly how it feels.
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And it’s going to take while... but it will pass.
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Yeah...
- But in the meantime...
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...the only thing you can do is endure it.
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Nonsense, you just have to get yourself back on the market again.
You need a rebound.
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No... I don’t want anyone else. Oh man, if I could
be a woman for one day....
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... I wouldn’t even finger myself.. I would just sit down
and think about how you girls think. I don’t get it!
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I don’t get it...
-We should go. The guestlist closes at three thirty.
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Yeah, what to do? No just go, just go.
- No shit, sorry, okay.
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Have fun.
-Yeah, sorry.
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Well, bye!
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Aw, I feel sorry for Cas.
- Don’t worry, he will get over it.
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Yeah but... heartbreak sucks.
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No, thanks.
-Come on.
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No, no jesus you’re acting like a junkie.
-You’re living in a bubble.
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One pill and I’m a junkie?
-You know it’s not just about one pill, right?
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Whatever Anne, go back to your boring friends.
I didn’t sign up for this.
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Well okay. Me neither.
- Yeah I get that...
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...but stop whining about it and go back.
-Okay.
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Come on, Anne. Loosen up a little.
You make everything so difficult.
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Have you ever been in love?
Do you even know how that feels?
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It’s like I’m talking to a fucking concrete wall.
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Well, it’s been fun. Here. In case you change
your mind. It’s good stuff.
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I wasn't really sure what to think of Janna's comments.
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I think I also got dumped...
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But I still took it personally.
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Do you guys think I live in a sheltered bubble?
-What?
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That I live a safe and boring life? That everything just
comes to me effortlessly. That's was what Janna told me.
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Bullshit...
- Well... yeah. A little bit. No.
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I live a privileged life.
Let me speak for myself.
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I’m a man, I’m straight, I’m white,
well educated... I've got a huge penis.
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Yeah, that’s true...
No but seriously, it’s true.
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Yeah.
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I lost myself in Janna's bubble.
-Do you experience any trouble?
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Because we are lesbians?
- Luckily you have friends who...
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... keep you with grounded.
-Thanks, friends.
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No problem. We’ve come a long way.
- True.
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Let’s toast.
-On your new home!
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Cheers! Look in my eyes.
- I can’t look at your eye– o fuck, no
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No.
-Slob.
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