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Joe! -Hello!

Hello. - Hello darling, oh watch out for the cactus.

Thanks! Hmm, pretty – How’s your eye? –Oh it’s much worse than you told me…

Yeah... we are not going to talk about it. - Well the moving squad is here! What can we do?

Definitely not like this... -A fat red ass.

Guess who I saw this morning?

Janna.

No. Lily.

-Oh Lily! Aw, how is she? Well, pretty good, I think…

...she looks amazing and... she has a new girlfriend.

She’s really pretty. Why were you so convinced it was Janna?

I saw her the other day. She’s dating Maya now.

Your ex Maya? -Yes.

Well I’m curious how long they will stay together.

Everything was different with Janna. It was... thrilling.

And that’s what I yearned for after Lily.

What time is it?

Five o'clock.

Ohh fuck. -Yes.

Jesus..

Didn’t you have class today? -No, don’t think so.

Pff.

Who’s that girl? -Lily, my ex.

Funny.

Come over here?

Hey, what’s up? I’m in the library.

Eh no... I really can’t. I have a test on Monday.

So you’ve never been with a man? - Um... yes. Sort of...

... It just isn’t my thing, I guess. -But don’t you think it’s kind of weird that... Janna is also into guys?

No, should I? -Well... it’s double the competition.

Dude... -That’s not what I mean.

I don’t think it works like that. -And Mark is just bitter that I...

...never dated him. - No but aren’t you scared that men can…

...give her something that you can’t? -Jesus Mark, that’s so rude!

You mean a dick? -Janna, are you sad I don't have a dick?

What a stupid fucking question. -I don’t need one! After all...

...she’s sitting next to me and not next to you.

I’m going to get some beer.

I don’t know... Her friends, our conversations...

I didn’t feel completely comfortable in that little world of hers.

Guys I’ve got some coke in my pocket. Can you put it in your bra, Janna?

I’m not wearing one. -Anne? Can you put this in your bra?

Can I have a look in your bag?

Perfect, come in. -Pff. this was so not my thing...

I wake up and think... what was that thing that sucked? And then I remember...

And I keep thinking about it the rest of the day. -I know exactly how it feels.

And it’s going to take while... but it will pass.

Yeah... - But in the meantime...

...the only thing you can do is endure it.

Nonsense, you just have to get yourself back on the market again. You need a rebound.

No... I don’t want anyone else. Oh man, if I could be a woman for one day....

... I wouldn’t even finger myself.. I would just sit down and think about how you girls think. I don’t get it!

I don’t get it... -We should go. The guestlist closes at three thirty.

Yeah, what to do? No just go, just go. - No shit, sorry, okay.

Have fun. -Yeah, sorry.

Well, bye!

Aw, I feel sorry for Cas. - Don’t worry, he will get over it.

Yeah but... heartbreak sucks.

No, thanks. -Come on.

No, no jesus you’re acting like a junkie. -You’re living in a bubble.

One pill and I’m a junkie? -You know it’s not just about one pill, right?

Whatever Anne, go back to your boring friends. I didn’t sign up for this.

Well okay. Me neither. - Yeah I get that...

...but stop whining about it and go back. -Okay.

Come on, Anne. Loosen up a little. You make everything so difficult.

Have you ever been in love? Do you even know how that feels?

It’s like I’m talking to a fucking concrete wall.

Well, it’s been fun. Here. In case you change your mind. It’s good stuff.

I wasn't really sure what to think of Janna's comments.

0:08:39.094,0:08:41.494 I think I also got dumped...

But I still took it personally.

Do you guys think I live in a sheltered bubble? -What?

That I live a safe and boring life? That everything just comes to me effortlessly. That's was what Janna told me.

Bullshit... - Well... yeah. A little bit. No.

I live a privileged life. Let me speak for myself.

I’m a man, I’m straight, I’m white, well educated... I've got a huge penis.

Yeah, that’s true... No but seriously, it’s true.

Yeah.

I lost myself in Janna's bubble. -Do you experience any trouble?

Because we are lesbians? - Luckily you have friends who...

... keep you with grounded. -Thanks, friends.

No problem. We’ve come a long way. - True.

Let’s toast. -On your new home!

Cheers! Look in my eyes. - I can’t look at your eye– o fuck, no

No. -Slob.

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