All language subtitles for Kaka Jamm Peya (2026)_track3_[eng]

Filman Likhdan Gurlove Singh Ratol.

Dank Studios.

[Conch Shell Sound]

[Temple Bell Ringing]

[Conch Shell and Temple
Bell Sound playing together]

Hail to the Lord!

"Hail to the Lord."

"Hail to the Lord."

Hail to the Lord.
- "Hail to the Lord."

"Hail to the Lord."

The light of your life will arrive
at your home.

The one who will
solve all the problems.

The one who will live
a life like a king.

A son who will take away
the darkness of the world.

[Energetic Music playing
in the background]

Hail to the Lord!

"Hail to the Lord."
"Hail to the Lord."

"Hail to the Lord."
"Hail to the Lord."

The saint's words came true.

And after one year,

the boy was born.

'Kaka Jamm Peya.'

It was announced on the
loudspeaker of the Gurudwara

that a boy was born in my home.

But the boy was bad luck
for everyone.

The nurse couldn't even fully
deliver the happy news.

She had an epileptic seizure.

The happiness
of the boy's birth got lost

when Prakash Kaur died
just after giving birth.

I lovingly picked
the kid in my arms,

and my backbone cracked.

I haven't been able to get up
from the cot since that day.

Villagers were confused

whether they should congratulate
for the boy's birth

or console for Prakash Kaur's death.

I saw him growing up
while lying on the cot.

My dad and my son

always used to play.

The elder sister, Preet,
and the boy,

always kept fighting.

Neighbours bought a new buffalo.

My son excitedly fed it.

The next day...

The boy always stayed alone.

He used to mess a lot with Ekamjot.

Then, one day, the boy met him.

The lines of your hands tell that

one day, you will be a king.

Your destiny shows a royal life.

Royal Life!

Gradually...

our boy became a cracker.

[Fused cracker sound]

Congratulations.

[baby crying]

"Even the black cat changes
its way after seeing him."

"Ghosts and witches
stay away from him."

"All bad entities
stay away from him."

"Black magic is nothing
against him."

"The boy took birth,
and the problem arrived."

"Why was he born?"

"The problem arrived."

"May God never give a barren land,
a nasty child to anyone."

"He grew up to start
playing games with elders."

"Even with a body like a bull,
he plays games."

"When he arrived,
the bad luck arrived."

"The boy took birth,
and the problem arrived."

"Why was he born?
The problem arrived."

"The problem arrived."

[Door creaks]

[Buffalo bellows]

Nice! The king is going

to meet the subjects.

I have evaluated it, my son.

You are like a homoeopathic medicine.

If there is no harm,
there is also no benefit.

What say?

Go and collect the money
from the renter of our lands.

I hear news of the success
of other boys.

But you, moron, only get me grievances.

Say something!

Give a reply to your dad.

Dad, you ask me to reply.

If I reply to you,
you will say that I talk back.

You are anyway sitting on my roots.

It's not like you are a tree
so that I can sit on your roots.

You have been on the cot
for the last thirty years.

Your roots have shaken.

Yes. You are right, son.

I picked a jinx that day.

Don't you get bored with doing
nothing? Have some shame.

At least think about
the family you were born into.

I am your father.

I retired from
the electricity board.

I still receive my pension
while lying on the cot.

My dad was an army leader
under the Queen.

He won so many medals.

Hey! Why are you shaming
the family? Do something!

Why should I?

My destiny has a royal life
written in it.

Do it when your dad becomes a king.
Do something for now.

I am doing.
- What?

Preparation for the royal life.

How are you preparing?

By wasting time.

Have you ever heard a king repairing
punctures before becoming a king?

Or sell fast food like you?

He will kill me with worry.

Then, after I'm gone,
he will take all my property.

You only have two acres of land.
Don't call it like it's a lot.

What could you even do,
even if it was 500?

What a waste of a man who works
even after owning 500 acres of land.

Don't listen to these common folks.
I am leaving. - Hey!

Hey, boy!

Hey! Hey...

Hey, boy!

Listen to me, boy.

Ah!

[Farting]

Ahh!

Once my royal time starts,
I'll hire a full-time nurse for you.

You can fart all day while lying.

Drink tea, have gas, and fart.
Eat a biscuit, have gas, and fart.

Eat bread, have gas, and fart.

You should try beat boxing
with farts.

Welcome, son.
- Greetings, dad! - Greetings.

Greetings.

Listen, is this how you should be?

Why?

I should sit on your lap.
There is no chair to sit in.

Huh!
- Go and get one.

Are you doing well, dear?
- Yes, dad.

Are you alright?
- Uncle!

Get lost!
- Huh!

Looks like you have to work now.

Hey!

Have a seat.

Sit, brother-in-law.
- Have a seat.

Huh!

You should ask
about your brother-in-law.

Why didn't you come to pick us up
from the bus stop?

It's not like I am driving a taxi.

How many people can even sit
on that motorcycle!

He could have come
on the motorcycle with you.

I could have taken an auto.
- Yes.

It's nice that you came together.

That's what we are saying. You
never respect your brother-in-law.

Look, it's not respect.
It's free labour you are asking for.

At least do that for me. I had to go
to complete someone's policy work.

I am not free like you.
What the hell, man!

Policy work is also not easy.
- Yes.

Do you know how much
hard work it requires? - Yes.

It must be hard. You couldn't
even buy a scooter until now.

Yeah, right!

[Laughing]

Only a few people can enjoy
on Dad's pension.

Isn't it right?

You never have to work,
only have fun.

These are the people
who buy policies.

Look at him!
- Look at him!

Look here.

[Farting]

Ahh!

[Laughing]

You also have nothing to do, like me.
- We have things to do.

Go and get busy then.
It's not a circus here.

It's no less than a circus.

Sister-in-law!
- Yes?

You know, owner-less
dogs have a special quality.

No matter who fights, they meddle
and get beaten in others' fights.

Hey! Did you call me a dog?

I only said that today.
She calls you a dog every day.

[Puppy whimpering sound]

What is this?

[Bike approaching]

Hey, the fly killer!

Are there no customers even today?

You show me your face every morning.

How will I get a customer?

As if there would be
a line otherwise.

What would even a customer do here?

There are more
mosquitoes than items.

People have started buying lottery
tickets on the internet these days.

But you have
a place like a pigeonry.

Put a computer here

so that a gentleman would want
to buy a lottery ticket here.

Did I ask for your advice?

Sit.

Hey, Bittu!
- Dad, I am leaving.

Did you only find him

to befriend in the whole village?

Oh God! You could have
done something good for me.

Uncle, there is a snake!
- Wait, you moron!

I have never seen your dad happy.

He is irritated with everyone.

Forget him. Let's make a reel.

Hello, guys! We are going
to sing a new song.

[Singing song]

[Singing song]
- Shut up!

You idiot, I will throw you
under the tyre

if you don't stop singing
these weird songs.

Hey, man! Because of these reels,

people search me with 'That
Underscore South Indian Sardar'.

The day my reel becomes viral,
you will tell the whole village that

Bittu is my friend.

Okay then. The day I become a king,

I will make you my personal Tansen.

When will you become a king?

Pretty soon.

I think someone has jinxed me.

Jinxed? And you?

This reminds me of something.

Will you help with a breakup?

Whose?
- My friend's.

Whose girlfriend?

My girlfriend.

Do you have a girlfriend?

Man, she is someone
else's girlfriend.

I want her to break up with her
boyfriend, so she becomes mine.

You moron!

I will charge 500.

Take this.
- Put it in my pocket.

[Laughing]

Yeah!

"Yeah, Kaka!"

"Yeah! Yeah!"

"He is a jinxed boy."

"He is a jinxed boy. Jinxed boy!"

"Kaka..."

"He is a jinxed boy."

"He is a jinxed boy."

"Jinxed boy. Kaka..."

"Yeah! Yeah!"

"He is a jinxed boy."

"Jinxed boy"

[Motorbike approaching]

[People talking in the background]

[People talking in the background]

[Forehead slapping sound]

The jinx is here.

I am leaving. The jinx is here.

Hello, uncle.

The jinx is here.
Please God, save me.

Oh, no!

Hello, uncle! What's up?

Man, go there. I am already losing.

Let me tell you a story about him.

He got hurt once.
He walked like this.

He walked like this.

The doctor said,
"It's good for you."

"Dogs won't follow you."
Uncle asked, "Why?"

The doctor said,
"When the dog tries to follow you,

it will think that you
have picked something."

Uncle has picked something.

[Laughing sound]

Cursed be your face.

[Laughing sound]

Chunni!
- Yes.

Give me a tea.

[Cup rubbing sound]

Where is tea?
- Where is the money?

Looks like you have nothing
to make tea.

Once my royal days start,

I will open a tea shop
with glass walls for you.

Really?
- Yes.

Hmm!

We'll see it when the time arrives.
First, clear your previous dues.

Then, I will serve you tea.

It's 475.50 rupees.

Here are 500 rupees.

Don't ever taunt about money

to my Kaku.

Madam Dolly.

Don't trouble yourself.

Kaku, how many times have I told you

not to call me Dolly, but Doll.

I have also told you so many times.

It's not a doll, it's called a drum.

Hey! You!

Kaka, tea.

Kaku.

Come to my dispensary,
and I'll bandage you up.

[Laughing sound]

Who is he?
- Ask him yourself.

I have never seen you before.
You're enjoying a lot.

Why won't I?
A movie is running there.

This colourful program
runs here every week.

Biro is a modern woman.
- Biro is a modern woman.

She can do whatever she wants.

Whether she leaves Mangi
or runs with someone else.

Whether she leaves Mangi or...

What are you saying?
- Shut up!

Do you know more than I do?
Am I the village head or you?

Do you know the law?
Do you know how to arbitrate?

Do you know how to sign?

Do you know how
to fight an election?

You only know how to get ready
and roam around in the village.

You have nothing else. Sit straight.

He is Mangi. He took a loan
and never paid it off.

His wife is asking him to pay the
loan or else she will divorce him.

But, how will Biro benefit
from the divorce?

Don't tell this to anyone.

Biro has an affair
with the recovery agent.

Oh!
- Yes.

Really? How do you know?

I am the recovery agent.

[Laughing]

Either you'll do the loan recovery
or get married.

When I had a conversation
over the call,

the person was Biro.

Today I found out that it's a he.

It would be better
if I could recover the loan.

I will do that for you.
- Really?

I will charge 500.
- Done.

I have decided that the decision
will be taken in Biro's favour.

The decision will be taken
in Biro's favour.

Oh God!

Does anyone have any questions?
- Yes, sir.

Who will pay for the loan?

Loan? Which loan?
- Which loan?

The one that Mangi has taken.
You have decided in Biro's favour.

Mangi will now have to pay for both,
the loan and Biro.

If she takes a divorce,

she will take an amount of
approximately fifteen lakh rupees.

This poor man will also
have to pay for loan recovery.

Mangi, you will be buried
under loans. Be smart.

Pay around rupees
ten lakhs to the bank,

and spend your life with her.

Ma'am, give the verdict
in favour of Mangi.

Or else, he will commit suicide,

and you'll be held responsible.
- Oh God!

Brother, you too!

You will also be held responsible.

Don't complain when you'll have
to pick stones from lentils in jail.

And, we will be in trouble.

Ask me how?
- How?

When you go to jail, we'll have
to find a new village head.

Isn't it a trouble?
Don't we have anything else to do?

You should take the path of truth
and decide in Mangi's favour.

Long live the revolution!

Long live the revolution!
- Shut up!

"Jinxed boy!"

If you have to pick
between a snake and Kaka,

first, hold Kaka hostage.

Don't know what kind
of a crime we committed

that we got them as neighbours.

When this Jinx enters my shop,

I earn nothing the whole day.

He is more dangerous than a black cat.

Kaka is another name for bad luck.

Sir has seen him from close.

He is an innocent bird.

You know what
a cunning person is? Kaka.

Kaku...

is my life.

My lord, here is your offering
for this week. How are you?

How nice! My king is here.
Give it here.

Listen, you already have such a
nasty face, and you further ruin it.

What's the matter?

Your horoscope doesn't
look happy with you.

No one is happy with me.

Don't care about petty things.

Not everyone has a royal destiny.

You should pay some money
along with offerings to me.

I can pay you money.

Tell me, why are my
royal days not coming?

Listen, you know your work, right?

Tell me truthfully, you are not
like those Punjabi singers, right?

"My voice has no power,
but I am no less than anyone."

Hey, don't think
about useless things.

Think about
when you become a billionaire,

you will be famous everywhere.

I am your fan
because of these words.

Oh my darling saint,

do something. Start my good days.
- Pay me 11000.

What?

I only have a hundred rupees.

You can't even make
a policeman happy

with this much,
let alone a horoscope.

All right, take 500.

Make the elements
of my horoscope dance.

Okay!

Kaka, I see a hitch
in your royal days.

Marriage. Your good days will
only start after your marriage.

Find a girl, get married
and become a king.

Really?

Girls, the king has arrived.

You jinx! May you get in trouble!

What can even a horoscope do?
You are a jinx even for them.

[Laughing]

Kaka, call that saint to our home.

We will treat him well.

He is asking for help finding
a girl for him.

The family will suffer
who marries their girl to him.

You are right, dad.

They will ask about his job.

We will tell him
that he does nothing for now.

But he will become
a king in the future.

Find a working woman for him.

All household chores...

can be handled by the king himself.

Once he becomes the king,

he will hire servants himself.

At least do something till then.

I am doing.
- What?

Preparation for the royal days.

How is that done?
- Leave it, son.

By wasting time.

Have you heard someone doing
policies before becoming a king?

What's so bad about policy work?

It's a respectable job.

Tell him.

Your brother-in-law
asked you so many times

to become an agent.
- Yes.

I will get a commission
for the referral.

We can also work together.

Really? You'll now make
a king work for your commission.

Once I become a billionaire,

I promise that I will open
an insurance company for you.

You know, I feel so bad
when you have to visit

people's houses with
your bag while saying,

"Please get a policy.
Please get a policy."

Dad, there is no
benefit in talking to him.

I told you already
that it was a waste.

Even giving him a birth was a waste.

That saint fooled you
who had said that...

he would take away
the world's darkness.

He is himself a dark matter.
Is there anyone in the village

who doesn't call him a jinx?

It's not your fault, dad.

If you had known that
he would grow up to be like this,

you would have thought something.

Is that enough for you?

I got insulted because of you.
Spare me some time.

Think about your family. The
kind of family you are born into.

I have retired from the
electricity department.

I get a pension even
while lying on the cot.

My dad was an army leader...
- In the queen's army!

You always talk about the family.

What's so good
about winning the battles?

What did he even leave behind?
Two acres of land?

I am sorry.

I am sorry.

I am sorry. Don't be angry anymore.

You know that I respect you a lot.

All of them irritate me.

That's why I said that in anger.

You know that I only respect you.

I have never seen my grandma.

I have never seen my mom.

I mean, never in person.

You are the only one whom I love.

You also left me so early.

Now, how do I make them understand?

I am not finding
the girl for myself.

That's essential
for the royal destiny.

There must be a girl for me.

"She is a fire, desire."

"Queen of the crown.
It's not a lie."

"She is a fire, desire."

"Queen of the crown.
It's not a lie."

Assume I win a lottery
of ten crores.

What's there to assume?
Let's consider it done.

No. Not like this. Assume it.

Now, tell me,
where will I get this money?

I am sitting here.

Get up then.

Tell me clearly, where
and how will I get the money?

Once you win the lottery,

I will call the company.

They will send a man.

Their employee will arrive,

he will check your details and
put money in your bank account.

That's all. - Is that all?
- Yes. Shall I tear one now?

Okay.

One minute.
- Yes.

Shall I tear it now?
- Yes.

Oh no! This is not right.

[Laughing]

Hey!
- Of course, it won't be right.

This jinx is here.

You keep this ticket with you.

This ticket can't be returned.
It has been torn. - Why?

Did you tear it because I asked?

Yes. You asked me to tear it.
Take it.

Okay. Give it to me.

"Kaka!"
- Take this.

Breaking news!

The mosquito killer
and the useless person

fought over a billion-dollar deal.

You jinx! I don't even want
to talk to you.

You hang on to the whole day, and
now, you don't want to talk to me.

A snake!

Did you call me a snake?

I called you a snake today. Your
wife says that to you every day.

Meet! I will deal with you later.

Wow! Money! Money!

Please, man. Go away.

Ekamjot Kaur!

Gurnam Vadech!

What is the leader
of useless doing here?

I come here every day.

Chandigarh has taught you how
to make fun, alongside nursing?

Anyway, how many days
are you here for? - I will stay here.

Uncle, did they throw your girl out?

Does someone pay you
to clash with me?

It's my hobby.

Bittu! Get the bat.

Kaka, my friend! My life!

Let's go.
- Where are you going?

I am going to roam around with him.

He is useless, and
he will make you one. Go inside.

Sit on the bike. - Go inside.
- Sit on the bike.

Go inside.
- Sit on the bike.

Go inside and study.

Love you, man!
- Move!

You can also say that.
- Get lost!

What kind of girl is she!
- Even I don't talk to her.

You're doing at least one thing right.
- Hey!

Five!

Four!

Three!

Three!

Continue!

Three!

Quarter to three.

Sir, this is too much.

Hey, you dwarf man!

When you get a nice beating,

you will be dancing around
in the police station. Continue!

Hey, come on!

Two and a half!

Quarter past two!

Two!

Quarter to two!

One and a half!

May everyone have great luck!

May all pairs stay together!
Make some noise.

Sultan has caught a thief.

What happened, Kaka?

You used to say
that we couldn't catch a thief.

Look at them.
Now, do you respect me?

They have troubled us a lot.

But, sir, used his bravery
and the brain to catch them.

He is on a different level.

I will start crying.
I am feeling proud of you.

If I were a billionaire today,

I would have given
rupees five lakhs to each.

Anyway, what have they done?

We have done nothing, sir.

We came from our village
to Punjab with a dream.

Our brother is a contract killer.

We thought that we would do
a big crime in Punjab.

But we had to steal gutter covers
after coming here.

We stole iron and dung.

This guy knew everything.

He never said anything to us.

Today, we stole petrol from his car,

and he made us face this situation.

Please save us.

Please. Sir...

You hit my brother.
I won't leave you.

Come here, you dwarf!

Hey!
- You...

Shall I teach you counting?

I will kill you!
- Leave me!

Leave me!

Did you not hear me?
Shall I do your encounter?

Sorry, sir. Sorry...
- Get lost!

[Gun loading sound]

Oh, no!
- Oh!

Run, brother.

How dare you!

Oh, no!

Let me catch him!

You jinx!

It was so peaceful
before you came. My foot!

[Elephant's cawing sound]

Potato!

Are you eating a potato sandwich?

Do you want to eat some?

No. I think
it won't be enough for you.

Where is Channi?

He went behind the building.

Keep on eating. Go on.

Jiya! Hey, my love!

Why don't you talk to me?

You never meet me. I miss you.

Tell me one thing.

The palazzo that I ordered for you,

you were supposed to wear it and
send me an image. Why didn't you?

I took the image.
But it didn't turn well.

Why?
- I don't have good footwear.

Oh, my love!
It's such a small matter.

I will order the footwear.

Just send me the image.

Listen, I bought
a beautiful purse for you.

I will give it to you
when you come to see me.

No! I feel shy
while accepting gifts from you.

Why? Am I not your lover?

You are my lover. But...

No but! Send me the image.

I have sent you the link.

Oh, my God! Mom is here.
I'll talk to you later.

Hey, Jiya! My love...
- Bye!

Mwah!
- Hey!

Hey!
- Huh?

Oh, come on!

Hey, Bind!

No!

"Jiya! Jiya! You made me
earn money, Jiya!"

"Hey, Kaka!"

Stop doing this.
- Ah!

Ah!

You take these drugs
medicine early in the morning.

And then you need support all day.

What do you get from this?
- Peace, Kaka. Peace.

Is it peace or euphoria?

Whatever it is,

it's very joyful, I swear.

Do you also want to visit heaven?

Shall I beat you with my shoe?

My family is already troubling me.

Tell me something new.
What happened?

Nothing. I asked them
to get me married.

Find a girl for me.
But they are taunting me.

You want to get married?
- Yes.

There is a ready-made girl for you.

Which one?

"The chubby one!"

No.

"The chubby one!"
- Really!

"The chubby one!"

"The chubby one! You took
away my heart, chubby girl."

"The chubby one!"

"The chubby one!"

My lord, I have found the girl.

This quick? How did you find one?

I can find one.
It's not like I am sick.

Kaka, you didn't get my point.

The direction of your horoscope
elements are changing every moment.

Put the brake on their direction.

I have found a solution
for every problem. - Yes.

You should also solve this for me.

I will do it. You need to pay
51000 for that. - How much?

You can pay 31000.
- Hundred!

21000.
- 251.

11000. - 275!
- 1100.

Let's finalise this in 500.
- Done.

It's real.
- Oh!

Now, do something for me for once.

I will do that.
Show me your forehead.

Oh! One of your elements
is positive.

The other one is
completely against it.

You will only be successful if
you bring these elements together.

How many times have I told you
to tell me things in Punjabi?

What I mean is that marriage
is the solution.

But there is a small hitch.

Bring your ear forward.

You need to get married
to an already married woman.

What?

[Evil laugh]

'If you want to become a king,'

'you can't marry a normal girl.'

'Marry a girl...'

'who is already married.'

"Hey, Kaka!"

"Hey, Kaka!"

[Whistling sound]
- "Hey, Kaka!"

"He is a jinxed boy.
He enjoys others' money."

"He jinxes everyone.
He does nothing,"

"but his pockets are full of cash."

"He is a jinxed boy.
He enjoys others' money."

"He jinxes everyone.
He does nothing,"

"but his pockets are full of cash."

"Hey, Kaka!"

"Hey, Kaka!"

Bind, here is your container.

This is the only thing
you have done well today.

You never ask me to do anything.
You should tell me.

Think of me as your own.

Also, that guy, Magar, is not right.
He is into bad habits.

What? Bad habits?

What kind of bad habits?

Poor people's habits.

Let me become a billionaire,
and I will straighten him out.

What's the relation
between you becoming

a billionaire and Magar
becoming right again?

No. I will bring him onto
the right path for you.

I'll become a billionaire
with your help.

What kind of help?

Bind, you need to...

get married to me.

Hey! Hey!

Biro!

It's such a shameful thing.
- What shameful thing?

You are lifting so much weight
when I am here.

What? I do this every day.

But today is the day
when I have felt some shame.

Anyhow, I am ready to lift
the weight of your life.

What do you mean?
- Will you marry me?

Just for a little while.

Once my royal time starts,

you can either go to Mangi
or that recovery agent.

I'll even help you run
away with a third one.

Let me teach you a lesson!
- No... Hey!

I have been noticing for some time,

both of you are fighting.

She is my wife. Why do you care
whether we fight or die?

I have a solution for you.

What?

"Hey, Kaka!"

"Kaka is a jinx.
He enjoys on others' money."

"He jinxes everyone.
He does nothing,"

"but has pockets full of money."

"Kaka is a jinx.
He enjoys on others' money."

"He jinxes everyone.
He does nothing,"

"but has pockets full of money."

[Firecracker sound]

[Buffalo wailing]

Ask him how much more
of my blood he wants to suck?

I'll fill the bottles for him
so that he can sit and drink.

Man, how much more of our
blood do you want to suck? Tell us.

Have you pledged to
never let us live in peace?

This house has never
seen peace anyway.

Either dad and I are fighting

or four of us are fighting
when you guys come.

If we are not here,
both of you will fight.

And, if four of us go somewhere,
these frog-like neighbours fight.

Hey! Did you call me a frog?

I have only said that today.
She calls you every day.

Meet!

[Frog's croaking sound]

[Ominous sound]

You made me break up with Sona.

I won't spare that scoundrel!

[Motorbike passing]

I will not spare him today!

[Electrocuting sound]

Channi! Please get us some tea.

Kaku. I have an idea for you.

First, I will get married
to someone else.

Then I will become married.
So, you can marry me.

I can at least do this much
for my boyfriend.

She can! She can! Kaku!

Ka... ku!
- Say something.

Whose boyfriend?

Make things clear. She has
made me her boyfriend in her mind.

You should stop dreaming.

I will finish your job right away.

What is he doing now?
- Hey, fans!

[Talking gibberish]

Hey! What did he say?
I didn't understand.

Man, I have told my fans...

to find a girl for my friend.

Doesn't matter
if we don't find one in Punjab.

We will find one in South India.

Don't worry.
- You have a total of 236 followers.

They will become 36
because of your actions.

What is she doing here?

Sister. She has joined
the dispensary here.

She is the new nurse here.

Your sister!
- Kaka!

Did you have to find a job here?

She didn't get a job anywhere else.

Bittu, what are you doing?
Come here.

Yeah, I am coming.

We only had one place to go.
She will ruin that, too.

Don't you hear? Come here!

She would call him to say,

"What are you doing with this
useless man? Let's go home!"

What are you doing with this
useless man? Let's go home!

Hey! Who did you call useless?

You! Useless! Useless! Useless!
I have called you three times.

Go home!
- Stay here!

Why do you always police him
around? Don't you have some shame?

I am scared that he would become
like you in your company.

Bittu, are you going home or not?

Hey, stay here. He can't be like me.
He has taken your qualities.

Have you ever seen your face?
It's like a rotten bottle gourd.

Cheap people can only use a
cheap vegetable as an example.

He is saying so much to your sister

while you are here.
Have you got no shame?

My sister...
- Your sister doesn't know

how to talk to the upcoming king.

King, my foot! No money
in pocket, our king is poor.

Go home!
- Stay here!

Let my royal days begin. I will
crush you under an elephant's foot.

[Elephant trumpeting sound]

Talk to me the day...

your royal time starts.

Are you going to listen
to me or not?

Stay away!
- Let the air pass. Move!

[Thunder sound]

She is bound to marry
some unfortunate soul.

[Birds chirping]

Preet, do you know
the daughter of the lottery seller?

Yes.
- She has joined the dispensary.

I think she has been fired
from her job.

I heard that she had an affair.

That might be the case. These
girls from cities have no shame.

The daughter of the Dhillon family,
the one with the big house. - Jiti!

I heard that she is
behind a married man.

What! Really?

What else? They talk sweetly...

and trap guys.

Then they ask them to do a recharge,

Google Pay, shopping,

and all these things.

You should take care.

Your husband seems
so innocent to me.

You know the heart is
an essential part of our body.

What if something happens to you?

Imagine you get
a heart attack right now.

I will be fully responsible for you.

We will pay the whole amount.

Oh! Listen to me.
I will explain it to you.

Oh! Hear me out.

Oh, man!

Who are you explaining to?

To a client. Who else?

Is it a client or a girl?

Girl? Which girl?

The one with whom you talk all day.

Preet, if I don't talk
to the client,

how will I sell the policies?

Which policy selling needs you
to laugh so much?

Preet, when I talk happily,

the client will be convinced
to buy the policy.

Should I jump on everyone
like a dog like your brother?

Don't try to change the topic.

Tell me the truth.
Who were you talking to?

Preet, do you really think
that I talk to girls?

You might be. Anything can happen.

Phone recharge.
Google Pay. Shopping.

You do all these things, right?

Oh God! I have lost everything!
I am ruined!

In that case, I have also lost
everything. I am also ruined.

Tell me now.

Is this a life?

I listen to my client's scoldings,
then listen to my wife's scoldings.

Even a street dog has
a better life than I.

At least he doesn't have
to sell policies like a dog.

Oh!

Hello!

I am calling from
Jago Insurance. Yes.

I was the one who called.

Will you have some tea?

I will take a peg now.

Hello!

One! Two! Three! Four!
Get me a married woman.

Five! Six! Seven! Eight!

Leave alone the married women!

How can I?

The saint asks to find a married
woman to start my royal days.

The married woman says that
she would hit me with her shoe.

You say that no one
respects you in the locality.

You can't even find a girl for me.
What the... - Take it!

Drink the peg.

[Slurping sound]

Those two thieves
escaped because of you.

I don't know what you want.

My promotion has been cancelled.

Once I get promoted,

I can get married.

You only care about yourself.

My royal days are in jeopardy.

Try to understand.

I will become a billionaire.

Then only I will serve you well.

We will drink English alcohol.

Why don't you say it like this?

Go and find those people who...

let girls and boys meet
after charging a thousand rupees.

What?

The middleman. They fix marriages.
- Yeah, right.

Fix marriages?
- Yes.

The middle man.

You should meet him.

Marriage fixing.

He will take rupees 1000
as payment. Carry it with you.

Let's go.

Hey!

What are you doing here?

Sir, we were playing hide-and-seek.

Good. Keep on playing.

Hmm.
- But play it away from Sir's car.

Yes.
- Okay, sir.

Move!
- Hold on.

What is your name?

It's Mithun.

What's your name?
- It's Ravi Kishan.

Okay. Get lost! Run!

Sir, there is no tyre.

Oh. The tyre is not there.

What?

Sir is on a different level.

[Laughing]

My love, I waited for you
at the bus stand all day.

But you didn't come.

Mom didn't let me come.

You know my phone
recharge was also finished.

So I couldn't inform you
that I couldn't come.

'I am so sorry, love.'

No sorry. Not an issue, my love.

'I also want to meet you.'

Don't worry. We will meet soon.

'My mood is not good.' - Why?

You know my friend, Riya?

I asked her to do a recharge
for ten rupees.

'That's also going to end now.'

No, baby.

Don't worry about the recharge. I'll do
a rupee 100 recharge right away.

No. Why will you do my recharge?

Are you not my love?

Can't I do a recharge for my love?
I'll do it right away.

Do one thing.
Do a recharge for rupees 400.

You know that it also offers
an OTB subscription.

What does that mean?
I will make a recharge of 500 rupees.

You! Oh, my God! Mom is here.
I'll talk to you later.

Love, listen to me.
- 'Bye! Bye!'

'My love...'

[Laughing]

Recharge... - Bind!
- Oh no! Take this.

"Jiya! Jiya! Oh, Jiya!"

At least you could have
let me do the recharge.

Kaka, you are here. Come here.

Meet him. He is the middleman.

We have made your job easy.

You wanted a girl.
He will assist you with that.

Did you tell him the requirements?
- Yes.

I have got your requirement.

You need a married girl.

Yes.
- You will get one.

When do you need her?
- As soon as possible.

Did you get the money?
- Yes.

1000 rupees.

It shows girls who are married.

Will they agree to marry me?

All of them will agree.
Check them first.

No.

Huh!

Move.

Park.

[Suspenseful music]

Is she married?
- Yes.

I received her profile last week.
She is a fresh piece.

She is a divorcee.

"Hey, Kaka!"

She is a divorcee!

A divorcee is also
considered married.

I was wasting my time
behind others' wives.

Hello, divorcee!

I will have to trap this
monkey-like woman.

People even marry dogs
to please their horoscopes.

She is still better than that.

She bites me like a dog, though.

Won't I become technically wrong?
- How?

She is Bittu's sister.
Bittu is our friend.

Isn't it wrong for my friendship?

No, man. Ekam is older than you.
- Yes.

Bittu is five years younger than you.
- Yes.

Hence, he becomes
your brother-in-law.

What a cunning mind!

He won't even get angry.

Ekam and I will look good together.

I fight with the whole village.
She fights with me.

You know what the hashtag will be?
- What? - A dog pair!

Yeah!

[Whistle sound]

[Dog howling]

Dad is not here.

I know.

Why are you showing your teeth
like a madman? What happened?

Give me a ticket.

Since when did you
start buying lottery tickets?

Since I saw your picture.
- What do you mean?

Since I saw that picture.

Ten crores! Bumper offer!

I will be the winner.

Give me rupees 100.

Leave it.
- First, pay the money.

You are good with accounting.

Thank you, Ekamjot.

Are you high or what?

You are showing your
teeth and laughing.

Is it a crime to laugh?

Your birth is a crime.

Do one thing, kill me.

You have a problem
when I laugh with you.

You have a problem
when I quarrel with you.

What do you want?

Don't mess with me.
- I won't.

I will become a dog
if I talk to you again.

Then, get lost. Don't come
even when Dad is around.

Don't come when Bittu is around.

And when I am here,
don't come at all.

Moving forward, I won't come.
- Don't come from behind either.

Get lost.
- Get lost.

Get lost.
- It's my shop.

Hey, Bittu.
Put a chain around your sister.

Let me deal with you!

You fought with her.

Listen to me, for a few days,

lock the real Kaka in a box.

Let a fake Kaka out...

who can lovingly talk to her.

Why should I hear her taunts?

How will you even marry?

I think you will kill each other
before marriage.

You need the royal life, right?
- Yes.

"Hey, Kaka!"

Who will bandage me up
if she injures me?

Our Ekam is there.

"Hey, Kaka!"

Let's go and get bandaged.

For whom?
- For you!

Mom!
- Just like this!

When he cried out like this,
I didn't know what to do.

I didn't know where to take him.

Right?
- No!

Then I remembered,

our Ekam is a doctor too.
- Nurse.

Nurse. Doctor. Traditional healer.

All of them are the same, Ekamjot.

In reality, you are the gods
saving people's lives!

How did he get injured?

Stone.
- Drugs.

He is saying 'stone'.

He doesn't even remember
whether it's day or night.

Hmm.

He is a druggie, Ekam. Does a
druggie even accept their mistake?

They either find faults
in people or in the government.

Listen, I don't believe you.

One minute. Let me give you a demo.

Channi, the one
who smokes cigarettes...

He never gets bitten
by either snake or ant.

The one who eats poppy...

He never has knee pain.

The one who eats opium...

He always plans new schemes.

The one who eats food...

He dies early.

Look at him.

You have to come for a re-bandage
on the day after tomorrow.

I'll bring him myself.

Stop! Stop!

Park it here. Here.

Yeah, good.
Where are you coming from?

From my village.

Where are you going?
- To the village.

Papers?

Sir!
- Yes.

Come here for a moment.

"Chubby one! Chubby one!"

"Chubby one! Chubby one!"

"Chubby one!"

"Chubby one!
You stole my heart, Chubby one."

"Chubby one!"

Hello! My name is Sultan Singh.

What's your name?

My name is Dolly Saini.

Sir, she doesn't have any papers.

You, shut up, junior!

You talk, senior! Please say.

What should she say?
- Still. Junior!

Tell me the number.

Number? 0562.

Tell me the number
that connects to you.

90...
- Yes?

47...
- Yes.

20...
- Yes.

47...
- Yes.

48...
- What's the matter, Drum?

Kaku!
- Kaku?

Kaku?

He is my Kaku.
I have an affair with him.

Hey, make her pay a fine
of 10,000. No, seize her scooter.

Yes, sir. - Tell the truth.
You'll be in trouble someday.

It's only one-sided from her side.

You can still win her.

Me?

"Chubby one! Chubby one!"

No challan.

Ms Dolly, you may leave.

Thank you.

"Chubby one!"

"Chubby one!"

No! No!

No! God swear!
- Let her do it, Channi.

Nothing will happen, Channi.

You are a brave kid.
- Hey.

Leave me.
- All right.

Okay. Listen, I will be careful.

No...

Give me your hand.

Do it.
- Yes, do it.

Mom!

One hits me with a stone.
Another hits me with a scale.

Oh God! I will have
to treat myself now.

Did you hit him with a stone?

I just wanted to see whether
you can bandage someone or not.

Have you seen it?

No. I am still watching.

Mr Gurnam Vadech, are
you trying to flirt with me?

Who is trying? I am flirting.

Listen, shall I hit him
with a stone again

or find a new excuse to meet you?

Anyway, we have studied
together at the school.

But, I think that...

our chemistry is getting better now.

[Mellow music]

Go on.

What a weird thing it is.

Even the snake and
the stick became friends.

Thank god you
considered yourself a snake.

Or else, you used to call me
a snake in childhood.

Don't remind me of childhood.

You remember, this place used to
get filled with so much water.

We used to bathe all day.

There was nothing to worry about.

Those were the days.
Then came high school,

nursing school, hospital job,

and the life in Chandigarh...

kept on running.

I never got time for myself.

Now I am thinking
of applying for an Australian visa.

Same pinch.
- What?

Not about Australia.
I am talking about the time.

Earlier, I used
to take care of my dad.

Then, I got Preet married.

I never got time for myself.

No one even took care of me.

To top that, the whole
village calls me a jinx.

Both of us are strugglers.

But I have struggled more than you.

Listen, Gurnam.

I have to tell you the truth.

I think it's important now.

I got divorced.

Okay.
- Did you already know?

Divorce?

I knew that you
would react like this.

No one in the village knows
that I am divorced.

The guy came from the UK.

We became good friends.

He asked me for marriage.

Dad and others didn't like him.

But I did a court marriage
against their wishes.

I was dumb!

He moved back to the UK
after a week and blocked me.

I tried a lot to reach him.

But I had learned my lesson.

Dad forgave me.

But I could not forgive myself.

Sometimes, I wish to get
our childhood days back.

They were beautiful days.

What if I take you
back to childhood?

How?

Do you remember
there used to be a fair?

Yes. - The panipuri seller
used to stand there.

Yes.

We used to eat a lot of panipuri.

Yes.

Would you like to eat some panipuri?

Now?

Will you?

How?
- Reply to me first.

Let's go.

Hey!

Ma'am, which type
of panipuri would you like to have?

Wheat or semolina?

Semolina.
- Okay. Have this.

Wait. This is the plate.

I am preparing the panipuri for you.

It's not spicy enough.

You always nitpick,
but never pay the whole amount.

One arrow and two aims.

Two bullets and four aims.
Would you like to try?

Bring the gun here and shoot.

Do it like this, aim like this.

Don't move your shoulder while aiming.
- What are you doing?

I am aiming.

I am aiming, girl. Like this. Shoot!

Shoot!

[Laughing]

Fair wrists. There are no
bangles on these wrists.

Red bangles of size 2.4
will go on these hands.

I don't want to wear red.
Give me yellow bangles.

There are no yellow bangles.
You are very demanding.

[Laughing]

Do you remember the puppet show?

They used to make
Rajasthani puppets dance.

Yes.
- Will you watch the dance?

The puppet dance.
- Show me.

[Mellow music]

[Mellow music]

"I have started dreaming of you."

"They have started
making me theirs."

"I think about you the whole day."

"Even the moon and stars
have started convincing us."

"I am also forgetting myself."

"I feel like I am near you."

"I think about you the whole day."

"I have put your photo
on the wallpaper."

"I am your Kaka, you are my love."

"I am your cute boy,
you are my Mona."

"You are my Kaka, I am your love."

"You are my cute boy,
I am your Mona."

"I am your Kaka, you are my love."

"I am your cute boy,
you are my Mona."

"You are my Kaka, I am your love."

"You are my cute boy,
I am your Mona."

"You are my Kaka, I am your love."

"You are my Kaka, I am your love."

"I have forgotten eating, my love."

"I have started liking you,
my love."

"I get ready for you."

"You have melted in my bones."

"You stay in my eyes."

"When I look around,
I see you laughing."

"You walk with me like a shadow."

"You tell me that you are mine."

"I am your Kaka, you are my love."

"I am your cute boy,
you are my Mona."

"You are my Kaka, I am your love."

"You are my cute boy,
I am your Mona."

"I am your Kaka, you are my love."

"I am your cute boy,
you are my Mona."

"You are my Kaka, I am your love."

"You are my cute boy,
I am your Mona."

"I keep on waiting for you."

"My Eid starts with you."

"I don't like anything without you."

"I need you every moment."

"I will stay with you
like a shadow."

"In every happy and sad moment."

"I will not leave you halfway."

"I will become an icon of love."

"I am your Kaka, you are my love."

"I am your cute boy,
you are my Mona."

"You are my Kaka, I am your love."

"You are my cute boy,
I am your Mona."

"I am your Kaka, you are my love."

"I am your cute boy,
you are my Mona."

"You are my Kaka, I am your love."

"You are my cute boy,
I am your Mona."

"I am your Kaka, you are my love."

"I am your Kaka, you are my love."

"I am your Kaka, you are my love."

"I am your cute boy,
you are my Mona."

"You are my cute boy,
I am your Mona."

I never thought that
you would be so selfish.

You are also like him. Liar! Fraud!

I am the crazy one who thought

that I would have happiness
back in my life.

Gurnam, I trusted you.

I trusted you
and shared my feelings.

I didn't know that you were acting.

Listen to me.

The whole knows that you
are searching for a married girl.

That's why you started
following me, right?

Let's assume that you will become
a billionaire after the marriage.

What will happen to me then?

Where will I go?

What if you don't become
a billionaire after marriage?

Will you leave me, Gurnam?
Did you think about me?

No. Because you only thought

that you would win the lottery,

and you would live
a royal life after that.

Gurnam, the whole
village calls you a jinx.

They are right.
You jinxed my happiness.

The whole village wishes...

for your death
just after your birth.

Now, I also wish that you die.

Because, after today, Gurnam Vadech,

you are dead to me.

'The whole village
calls you a jinx.'

'They are right.'

'The whole village wishes...'

'for your death
just after your birth.'

'Now, I also wish that you die.'

'Because, after today,
Gurnam Vadech,'

'you are dead to me.'

'The whole village wishes that.
I also wish the same.'

'You are dead to me.
You are a jinx.'

'The whole village
calls you a jinx.'

'You are dead to me.'

Hey, Kaka, stop!

Kaka!

Hey, stop!

Stop!

Kaka, you have...

won a lottery of...

ten crores!

[Joyful music]

"Kaka was born."

"The problems arrived."

"Why was he born?"

"The problems arrived."

How much?
- Ten crores!

"Kaka was born."

"The problems arrived."

"Why was he born?"

"The problems arrived."

"Kaka was born."

"The problems arrived."

Fill it with money.

Fame will lick my feet, Kartar.

Now, I will have a big house,
an iPhone,

an expensive car,
and a beautiful woman.

I will have everything,
and the world will be jealous.

They will watch with jealousy.
- What?

I have won the lottery.
Put ten crores in this.

Are you here to buy ladyfingers?
"Put ten crores in this."

It will take a month. A person
from the company will be here.

They will check your credibility
and then give you money.

Does that mean you can do nothing?

There is. I have this.
Groom your hair.

I will hit you with this.

Joke with your family.
I am ten crores richer than you.

Understood? Poor man!

Let's go, charioteer!

Hey!

[Yay-ing]

"A dumb person is dancing.
May god save the world."

[Yay-ing]

Yeah!

[Yay-ing]

Kaka is here.

Yeah!
- My son, come here.

Congratulations! Welcome, Kaka.

[Yay-ing]

Our billionaire Kaka is here.

[Yay-ing]

My lovely brother.
Have some sweet curd.

The king will only take
a sugar-free diet from now on.

Okay then. I will make tea for you.
- Tea?

Coffee. The one foreigners drink.
What is it called?

Cappuccino.

Come here, sir.

Where is it?

Where is it?

Did you hide my lottery?

Where is it?

'Kaka, come out.'

[Celebrating]

It's here. My lottery!

"Even a black cat changes
its path after seeing him."

"Ghosts and witches
stay away from him."

"All evil things stay
away from him."

"All black magic fails against him."

"Kaka was born,
the problem arrived."

"Why was he born?"

"The problems arrived."

Even the goodness is ashamed.
Such a good boy, Kaka is.

We might have done some good
deeds to get Kaka as our neighbour.

Kaka is our village's pride.

Kaka is another name for innocence.

I miss him when he doesn't come
to my shop for a day.

He is my golden egg-laying hen.

He is the arrow
that I shot in darkness.

Kaku is still my life.

Brother. Friend. You know who he is?

Kaka!

Did you see it, grandfather?
This is what happens with me.

The god opened the way and
then hung a 'No entry' board.

You must be thinking
if it was necessary for me

to throw petrol upon myself.

What an actor!

If I wanted to die,
I could hang myself,

drink pesticide, cut my nerve.

That could have saved
the lottery ticket, not me.

I survived now. I might
have survived then, too.

I think I am a jinx for myself, too.

Now, if the villagers find out what
happened with my lottery ticket,

they will kill me with taunts.

Oh God! There is no happiness
in winning a lottery.

There is no breath
of relief in this life.

You don't care about me.

[Religious chanting]

[Religious chanting]

[Religious chanting]

My king son.

Are you going to roam around?
Go ahead. Good.

I am going to collect
the land's rent.

Land's rent? Leave it.

You should enjoy. Do what kings do.

What?

Time waste.

We only have two acres of land.

After two years,

you can play games there.

Yes. Have some coffee.

You could have given me tea. I have
heard that coffee gives acidity.

My lovely brother!

It doesn’t give acid reflux
to billionaires. Take it.

Preet,

get some sweets for him.

Oh yes. Your brother-in-law

brought a special sweet for you.

I will bring it right away.

You didn't need to do that, brother.

Kaka, listen to me.

Do you remember the thing you
said about an insurance company?

Listen, if I please you today,

then you will help me
with money in the future.

You will at least give me

around 10-15 lakhs
from your ten crores, right?

Kaka, if you want
to have new clothes, shoes,

or mobile recharge,

don't trouble yourself.

Tell me.

If I understand your needs today,

my needs will be
fulfilled in the future.

You'll at least give me around 10-15
lakhs from your ten crores, right?

Now, I will fulfil my dreams.

I want to open a tea shop
with glass walls.

I will name it
'Kaka's friend's tea shop.'

'Snake tea Shop.'

I won't waste my whole life here.

I have to think about my future.

You will receive around ten crores.

You'll give around 10-15 lakhs
to your younger brother, right?

If you have any word in the village

related to the Aadhar card,
ration card, pan card, green card,

you will have to come
to your sister-in-law.

Also, you will at least
give around 10-15 lakhs

to your sister-in-law
from your 10 crores, right?

I had seen this
future 22 years ago.

Once you become a billionaire,

don't forget to tell everyone that

I was the only person

who believed that you
would have a royal life.

When you send customers to me,

then only I will find a way
to make you a bigger king.

Also, you will at least
give around 10-15 lakhs

to this saint
from your 10 crores, right?

We will support each other for our
old days because we are neighbours.

From your 10 crores, you
will give at least 10-15 lakhs

to your brother
and sister-in-law, right?

You should take a photo with me.

I will make a big copy
and put it here.

Customers will be attracted.

Also, when I pay respect to you,

I will have lucky days
in the future.

Also, from your 10 crores,
you will give at least 10-15 lakhs

to your uncle, right?

If someone even dares
to look toward you,

even give an evil eye to you,

I will beat him so much
that he will never forget.

Also, if you will
serve our sir today,

he will support you in the future.

Tell me one thing.

From your 10 crores, you
will give at least 10-15 lakhs

to your childhood friend, right?

God, please make
my reel a hit this time.

Hey, Kaka! Listen!

Listen! Upload my reel.

Will that make your voice melodious?

No, that may not happen. But
your luck is in favour these days.

What if my reel becomes a hit?

I will also become successful.

The day you find the truth,
everything will go away too.

What?
- Nothing. Give it.

It's done. Be happy.

Thank you, bro.

Do it.
- No!

See! I even got a like.

Oh God!

Oh God!

Oh God!

Why do you take so many drugs
that your head hurts so much?

I have left drugs.

You did that?

Yes.

For how many days?

It's only been one day.

Do you know? Not doing
drugs increases your lifespan.

That's why!

That's why this one day
felt like a year.

How did you come up with this good idea?

Because of Kaka.

He doesn't like it
when I take drugs.

I also want to keep him happy

until he receives
his lottery amount.

Oh God!

My mouth is getting dry.

Oh God!

You rocked, man!

No one can compare to you!
- Bittu!

Bittu! - Yes?
- Your phone is ringing.

Singers' phones always keep ringing.

Let me see who it is.

[Message beep sound]

Oh God! Sister,
my reel became a hit.

My reel became a hit!

Look at the comments!
I am also getting new followers.

What a great thing!
I became famous.

Singers without auto-tune?

Yes. People like my reels.

Look at the comments.
My reel has gone viral.

Thank you, God. Kaka, I love you!

Kaka?
- It's because of Kaka.

I have uploaded so many reels.
None of them became viral.

This is the first reel, Kaka
uploaded, and it has gone viral.

Comments are coming.

Villagers call him
a jinx for nothing.

Love you, Kaka.
You are lucky for me.

Wait! I am coming to you.
Where are you?

Kaka!

Listen, Kaka. This is Ekam,
and this is you.

Who is in the middle?
- That's Bittu.

He is not here yet.
Once he finds out that

you have an affair with his sister,

he will beat you
with his cricket bat.

Do you know how?

Like this!

Yeah!
- Hey, Kaka!

I won't flirt with your sister!

"Kaka was born!"

"Kaka was born!"

Hey!
- Hey, Kaka!

Wait!

Hey!
- Run!

Wait for me!
- Kaka!

Hey, wait!

I won't leave him.

I won't leave him.

Hey, Kaka!

Please don't hit me.
- I am not here to hit you.

I wanted to say that I loved you.

My reel got viral.

Why are you running?
- Because both of you are running.

Run!

Listen!
- Yes, sir.

Am I the only one
hearing these sounds?

Sir, I can also hear them.

Looks like something has
happened in the village.

No worries. I will handle it.

Sir is on a different level.

Oh man!

Hey!

Kaka, what are you doing here?

I am waiting for the fish to come
out to play Ludo with them.

So much anger?

You have a right to become angry.

I talked too much that day.

Even you have calmed down
after I won the lottery.

Do you think that I care
about your lottery? - Yes.

I am here to warn you.

All villagers are eyeing
your prize money.

They act differently in front
of you and behind your back.

Where did this snake
leave its poison today?

Why are you talking so sweetly?

You were the one who lied to me.

I really loved you.
Hence, I am standing here.

Oh!

Thank you.

What do you think? Are the
villagers playing a game with me?

Yes.

Since the day I won the lottery,
I have gone from the jinx

to a good boy, caring man,
and a helping person.

I can clearly see
their true colours.

It's the first time I've gotten
some respect in my life.

I thought I could have some fun.

Then, I played a game with them.

All of them expected money from me.

I also presented conditions to them.

Don't worry about insurance.

My sister should stay happy.

Listen, brother-in-law.
She always supports you.

You never take her on a trip.

You can at least give her jewellery
or gift her something.

When you think about Preet,

I will think about you.

"Kaka! Kaka is very smart. He
has a clean heart like white paint."

"He always keeps laughing
and never complains."

"He thinks about everyone,
a sane guy."

"Kaka! Kaka is very smart. He
has a clean heart like white paint."

"He always keeps laughing
and never complains."

"He thinks about everyone,
a sane guy."

Requirements can be fulfilled.

But, from today onward,
leave that Jiya behind, okay?

Since the day those thieves escaped,
your name has been ruined.

We will discuss other things later.
First, catch that thief.

[Comical music]

I will definitely make
your future beautiful.

But you will have
to stop doing drugs.

You can't run a glass-walled
tea shop while doing drugs.

We will run a drug-free campaign and
put your photo on that in future.

Satta, ex-druggie!

[Joyful music]

Uncle Kartar, I will
definitely bring luck.

But you will also have to
move forward with the world.

Internet! Online lottery!

Think about that.

We will for sure think
about the next election.

But first, think about the poor who
helped you become a village head.

Do some work in the village first.

I will send a lot of people to you.

You can even construct
a big place here with the money.

Sister-in-law, you also
need to do one more thing.

Tell all the people of the village

to go and get their palm read from
that saint under the banyan tree.

"Hey, Kaka!"

You will have to do
a small thing for me.

You have to say only one thing to
all the villagers who come to you.

They need to buy a policy
from the insurance agent

named Satinder Singh.

"Hey, Kaka!"

"Hey, Kaka!"

We will only help each other

when you stop looking at our home.

You care about the whole world
except yourself.

No looking around on this side.
Stay on your side.

Don't take any interest
in others' lives.

Only think about each other.

"Kaka is a smart man. He has
a clean heart like white paint."

"He always keeps laughing,
never complains."

"He thinks about everyone,
a sane man."

"Kaka was born."

You did so much just to have fun.

Everyone is hoping that
you will share the lottery prize.

You will share it, right?
Or did you change your mind?

How can I tell you?

What happened?

Shall I tell you the truth?
- Yes.

I have won the lottery,
but I won't get the money.

Why?
- It got wet.

What?
- It got wet.

What?
- It got wet.

The day you slapped me,

I became emotional
and went to commit suicide.

I sprayed petrol on myself.
The ticket was in my pocket.

The ticket became wet.

I lost the ticket...

along with the lottery money.

Does that mean
I became a jinx for you?

Hey, don't say that.

Sorry, Kaka. I didn't know
that all this would happen.

Don't say sorry, Ekam.

You did what I deserved.

I have no right to play
with people's emotions for money.

Tell me one thing. I am not going
to get the prize money now.

Will you still stay with me?

I will!

But I have a condition.
- Hmm?

You won't lie.

I won't lie.

And now, Kaka,

when those lottery distributors
will come tomorrow,

everyone will hope that

you will share the prize money.
But you have to tell the truth.

'Tell the truth.' They will
tear me apart in a way that...

even a cobbler won't
be able to repair me.

Kaka, tell the truth.

Okay.

Aw! I love you, Kaku.

Don't say that.

[Suspenseful music]

He is still not here.

Where is he?

Where is that company employee?

He will come on time, right?

He will bring ten crores.
It will obviously take time.

Yes. It will take time.

Yes, right.

Oh!

Where is he?

Listen to me!

What?
- Huh?

I want to tell the truth...

to all of you.

Truth? What?

What?

You are today's chief guest.

Whatever you say,
we will consider it true.

Yeah.
- Right.

Actually, the truth is that...

the lottery's ticket...
- Yeah?

A lottery ticket...

Say it, Kaka.

A lottery ticket...
- Yes!

Say something.

Say something, Kaka.
- Tell us.

It got stolen!
- It got stolen?

It got stolen!
Where did you keep it?

In my shirt's pocket?
- Was your shirt stolen?

I am wearing it right now.

Was your pocket cut from the side?

The pocket is also there.
- Then where is the ticket?

I am telling you it's stolen.

Why didn't you get
robbed with it? Jinx!

I told you already
that his horoscope is not right.

His horoscope is not wrong.
These policemen are wrong.

You have these huge bellies.

You couldn't even catch a thief.
- Yes.

Hey, policy agent, look
at the way you are talking.

Hey, make him lie down.

Let me tell him
how thieves are caught.

Sir, they are lying down.

Make him lie down.
- Sir, they are lying down.

Make him lie down.

Sir, they are lying down.

Who?
- Thieves!

Thieves!
- Thieves?

Take the ticket from them.

Whoever gets the ticket
from them will get the prize.

What? Run!

Thief!
- Come on, run!

Thief!
- Catch them!

They are running away.

Kaka!
- Calm down for a minute.

You only care for the fart.
Things are a mess here.

Huh!

Sir!

Move back.

Come on, sit.

Let's go!

Sir!

This stick is digging into my skin.

Let it dig in.
It's a matter of ten crores.

Nothing will happen.

Hey! Hey!

Wait! Wait!

Show me your palm.

Oh no! Your death will happen
while riding a bicycle.

Oh God!

Hey!

Hello! I will call back later.

Who is calling?
- It's a client.

It must be from a girl.

You have another woman!

I have no other woman.
Let's catch the thief!

Ms Dolly, please sit.

You won't escape!
- "Kaka was born."

"Kaka was born."

"Kaka was born."

Move!
- Ask him.

Hey, where is the lottery ticket?

Ask him.
- Sir, leave us.

Move!
- Give us the lottery ticket.

Beat them!
- Where is the ticket?

Where is the lottery ticket? Tell us!
- Ask them.

Where is the lottery?

Sir, we know nothing.
What lottery are you talking about?

Are you going to tell us,

or should I kill you in an encounter?
- Stop it!

Huh?
- Huh?

I will tell you the truth.
- What truth remains to be told now?

The lottery ticket was not stolen.

What? - It didn't get stolen.
- It was spared.

It became wet.
- Wet?

Wet!
- I won't get any prize.

It got wet!

Think again and then speak.

Did it become wet,
or get stolen, or did you tear it?

Think about the
family you were born in.

I used to handle the office
of the electricity board.

Please shut up.

Try to stay silent sometimes.

Hey, agent, tell us if we
will get the money or not.

The person from
the company will arrive.

He will check the ticket
and then give the money.

I have already spent 3-4 lakhs
because of him.

Oh God! He has drowned me.

Does that mean
my insurance company won't open?

Kaka, you're not joking, are you?

I didn't expect this from you.

You cheated your friend, cheater.

I already suspected...

how this jinx could bring us joy.

You made a fool of us!

Sadik, leave them. Hit him.

Yes!

Sir is on a different level.

Move aside!
- I dare you...

to touch him.

Who are you to blame him?

Are you going to hit him?

You couldn't catch
the thief for a month.

Also, the whole village is
distressed because of your greed.

If you start respecting
your uniform a bit,

people will start respecting you.

Mr Bhagwant, what about you?

You know why the lord
didn't give you a child?

Because you made
other families fight.

Now, when you have
started paying attention,

the lord has given such
a beautiful thing to you.

Meet, tell him.

Really?
- Hmm.

You, the village leader!

You didn't spend
that money for nothing.

You were given that money
for people's service.

You might win the next election
because of your deeds.

Mr Magar, why do you need money?

Where will you even spend?
On those fraud girls?

You know you would have
gone through a big scam.

Kaka saved you.

And, Channi, a friend, is not
the one who makes you do drugs.

He is the one
who saves you from drugs.

If you had done a bit
of hard work in your life,

you could have opened
the shop on your own.

And, you! The godman!

You are the one who started this.

You were the one who made him
addicted to your palm reading.

He believed that.

If you had guided him
to work hard with those palms,

this wouldn't have happened.

And, brother-in-law, you are
the employer of the month.

You also got the commission.
Do you know who is behind all that?

It's because of Kaka.

You wanted the lottery prize, right?

Your wife is the real prize.

Her happiness is your prize,
which was lost because of you.

Preet, your brother, fulfilled
his duty, even in a joke.

All of you did so much in greed.

He always thought
that he would become a king.

What does a king do? Bring
happiness to his people, right?

He didn't even become a king. Still,

he still wanted to share
his lottery prize with you.

He is the same Kaka
whom you call a jinx.

He is silly like that.

Kaka, I am sorry, man.

Please forgive me.

Dad.
- Yeah?

Don't you think that both
of them have an affair?

It's not called an affair,
it's called love.

Oh! The one that Kaka and I have.

Silly!

Didn't you see?
I already used to say

that my son will make his
grandfather and father proud.

My son is my lottery prize.

Prakash Kaur,
if you were alive today,

you would have proudly said that

your son was a diamond.

Yes!

[Clapping]

'Directed by - Gurlove Singh Ratol.'

[Buffalo bellows]

Hey?
- Huh!

Dad, here is your hot milk.

May god bless you
with a long life, dear!

Your arrival has brought
happiness to this home.

Or else everyone
called this house a jinx.

Yes.

The jinx is the one who has
brought her after marriage.

Yes.

[Humming]

Oh!

Kaka!

[Coin shining]

Dad! Gold coins have slipped
out of Grandpa's photo.

They are worth crores.

Huh?

[Mellow music]

"You stay drunk for the whole day."

"Sitting on the cot since morning."

"You stay drunk for the whole day."

"Sitting on the cot since morning."

"I cry for my bad luck."

"You distributed money."

"Either you leave the alcohol."

"Or drop me off at my home."

"Either you leave the alcohol."

"Or drop me off at my home."

"It stays silently in the bottle."

"It never says bad
things to anyone."

"It stays silently in the bottle."

"It never says bad
things to anyone."

"It stays with me like friends."

"It behaves like a friend.
I can't live without it."

"Forgive me, my life.
I can't leave the alcohol."

"Forgive me, my life.
I can't leave the alcohol."

"Only God knows in which
pocket you keep it hidden."

"You eat it and groom your beard."

"You eat it and..."

"groom your beard."

"I am so done with it."

"Where have you hidden it?"

"Either you leave alcohol"

"or drop me off at my home."

"Either you leave alcohol"

"or drop me off at my home."

"It's a single treatment for..."

"hundred diseases, darling."

"It can open eyes, treat palsy.
The whole world knows that."

"The person stays in their own
world, the whole world knows that."

"The one who eats it,"

"the one who eats it
can fight with anyone."

"Forgive me, darling."

"I can't leave the alcohol."

"Forgive me, darling."

"I can't leave the alcohol."

"All of your druggie
friends are opium addicts."

"They help you eat it in the
morning, making me go crazy."

"They help you eat it in the
morning, making me go crazy."

"You speak English
after drinking alcohol."

"You speak weird English,
which is another trouble."

"Either you stop drinking
or drop me off at my home."

"Either you stop drinking
or drop me off at my home."

"Drinking alcohol
is a sign of royalty."

"This freedom of life
will not come again."

"This freedom of life
will not come again."

"My breath runs on it."

"My breath runs on it.
I can't survive without it."

"Forgive me, my life.
I can't leave alcohol."

"Forgive me, my life.
I can't leave alcohol."

"You always laugh
and play with your friends."

"You always throw slurs at me."

"You always laugh
and play with your friends."

"You always throw slurs at me."

"Where should I go?"

"Where should I go?
The house seems lonely to me."

"Either you stop drinking
or drop me off at my home."

"Either you stop drinking
or drop me off at my home."

"What kind of friendship is that?"

"I love you more than my life."

"What kind of friendship is that?"

"I love you more than my life."

"You have imprinted on my bones."

"You have imprinted on my bones.
No doctor can take you out."

"Forgive me, my life.
I can't leave alcohol."

"Forgive me, my life.
I can't leave alcohol."

"If you won't leave drinking,
let me drink too."

"Forgive me, my love.
I can't drop you off at your home."

"Forgive me, my love.
I can't drop you off at your home."

[Audience applauding]