All language subtitles for In.the.City.2026.S01E08.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH

♪♪

- Previously,
on "In The City"...

- I'm having a little
sensitive stomach situation.

- Do you have the sh---?
- I got everything.

- You know what makes things
difficult?

- What?

- Wanting to have babies
with you when you're still...

- Married?
- ...married.

- Yeah,
that's a tough one.

[laughing]

- "Eoin wedding date."
Google that.

- June 2023.
- Wow!

- Didn't he say he was married
for four years?

- You lie when
there's something to hide.

- I love you so much
I married you twice.

- all: Aww.

- I'm so excited to be
officially married to Nick.

I'm really manifesting
a fun, good time.

I am so over everybody

fighting at
this dinner table,

especially people
in a white dress.

- Are you talking
about me, bitch?

- Wait, you're calling me
a bitch at my own dinner?

- The girl in white
should leave.

- It's ----ing pink,
you bitch.

- Oh, my God...
- ----ing bitch.

- I am literally in tears
watching the two

of my ----ing friends
demolish their relationship!

- Are you in love
with Amanda?

- No.

- It feels like
we need a getaway.

It's fall time.

Let's pop upstate, right?
- Yes.

- We were talking about this.
- Yeah.

So, Kenny and I, we're gonna
host a Friendsgiving.

- Guys, can't get it now.
- You literally just, like,

hijacked my wedding,

and now you're making
an announcement

about your weekend.

We will consider it.

[car horns honking]

♪ Why you always gotta
dress like that ♪

♪ I want to ♪

♪ Why you always dripping cash
like it's raining ♪

♪ 'Cause I surf or I die ♪

♪ I wasn't looking for love
but then I found you ♪

♪♪

[bicycle bell ringing]

♪♪

- I was just looking.
The moon is crazy.

- Oh, wow, it is crazy.
- Holy cow!

That's why things have been
crazy these days.

- Yeah, with that moon,
it is.

Yeah.
- Oh, my God.

[owl hooting]

♪ Jaws on the floor
I'm obsessed ♪

♪♪

[Gemma fussing]
- Okay, okay, all right.

Are we ready for bed?
Are we ready for bed?

You're gonna go to
dada's tomorrow.

- Daddy.
- Mama's gonna go on a trip.

- I might need some room
in your bag, too,

'cause I still have to pack
my toiletries.

- This is literally
a three-day trip.

- I think I need
a checked bag.

- We're not taking a flight.
There's no check-in.

♪♪

- To Connecticut we go.

♪♪

- Are you excited?
- Yeah, I am excited.

- So strong.

- Who needs men?
- Definitely not me.

- We're getting
out of the city.
- Yes, we are.

- How are you?
- How ya doing?

- We have this trip,

and I don't really know
if I should go

because Yvonne's wedding
was a disaster,

at least for me.

It matters to me,
for our future,

that we just not talk
about his divorce.

- Jesus ----ing Christ!

Then get off
the ----in' show!

- You haven't even
gotten to know Eoin yet,

and you wanna call him out
for something

that you think you know.

But maybe in
a different setting,

we could try to have
a little fun together.

Remind ourselves why
we're in each other's lives.

- What do we got?
- Oh, you guys pack light.

- Is that yours, Whitney?

[laughing]
- Yeah.

♪♪

- There she is.

- Hi!
- Hi!

- Hey.
- Hi!

- Do you need help
with your stuff? Oh.

- No, Kyle has everything.
I just have this.

This trip is a chance
for Kyle and I

to, like,
keep this positive

because, at
Nick and Yvonne's dinner,

to see our friends mourning
the potential loss

of our relationship,
broke my heart.

So, with this trip,
this is what I want to avoid,

people getting so emotionally
caught up in it

'cause it's sad
when your sh--

affects other people.

- How was the subway?
- Stinky.

- Not bad.

- Well, you know...
- Let's do this.

- You guys are so late.
- You're entitled--

- I've been here for--
I've been here for hours.

- Oh, please.

Hi.
- Lookin' good.

- Hi, guys.
- Thanks for waiting.

Thanks for waiting.
- Thanks for driving.

- I had to talk Yvonne
into even coming on this trip.

- Like,
go (BLEEP) yourself.

I'm not going
on your trip.

- I know why you feel
like that,

I'm as pissed off as you are,
but these are our friends.

- I think I need
to talk to Lindsay.

- Yeah, we need to, like,
clear the air.

If everyone's nuts,
we can just go into our room

and... try.

[laughing]

- You guys fricking ready?
- Yeah.

Now, here we are.

♪ I just wanna go
and see my girls ♪

♪ I just wanna I just wanna
rule the world ♪

- Are Robert and Eloise
with their dad?

- Yeah.

Tomorrow, my nanny will
have them during the day

'cause he's working.

I put my kids to bed
basically every night,

even on the nights
they're not at my apartment,

I will be at
my ex's apartment.

So, this is
the first night

in as long as I can
actually remember

where I don't have to do
dinnertime.

I don't have to do
bathtime.

I don't have to do
book time.

I don't have to do
bedtime.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.

I love doing those things.

It's a treat, and I'm sure
Lindsay feels the same way.

We should just go to
the Mayflower.

[laughing]
- Massages, spa...

- Like, not too far from
the house, I don't think.

- Literally, like, why are
we going north, not south?

[laughing]

- I'm actually pretty pumped.

- We need to get out
of dodge.

- And I'm-I'm glad
to see you here, Yvonne,

'cause I remember
you saying,

on the night of
your second wedding,

that you're not coming
on this trip.

- I mean, have you ever seen
a dinner wedding like that?

- Yeah,
on "Game of Thrones."

[laughing]
- Everyone died.

[laughing]

When Danielle called you
a bitch, my jaw dropped.

- So, Danielle and Eoin
are coming?

- I actually don't know.
- I think everyone's coming.

- Well, 'cause last time
we saw them,

they ran out. So, I--
- Ran out of the--

Calling everyone a bitch.
- Yeah.

- She was a vision
in white.

- I-- Georgina.
[laughing]

- The girl
in white should leave.

- It's ----ing pink,
you bitch.

She's a ----ing bitch.

- About what?

- I thought I apologized
for calling her a bitch,

but she's...
[laughing]

- Callin' the bride a bitch
is a niche-niche move.

- I just--
I hate how I reacted,

but I hate that she-
she just, like,

called me out
in front of everyone.

At least-- I don't know,
that sucked, but I also, like,

you know, the whole
Lindsay situation...

I'm not sure where a lot of
that is coming from.

I thought we were good.

We're not good.
- Have you guys spoken?

- She's digging into
Eoin's past,

like, trying to Google him
and all that stuff.

I thought we were trying
to, like, you know,

in quotes,
"baby steps forward."

- It was a similar thing that
I'm sure Yvonne was feeling

was, like, why are we
having these conversations

when, like, we're here
to celebrate our wedding?

- How are you and Yvonne?

Have you guys talked since?

- No, I haven't
talked to her.

- Really?

- Yvonne and I talk,
like, 18 times a day,

so it's so weird
not talking to Yvonne.

I-- also, like, what exactly
did I do wrong

at this wedding

besides not shut
the conversation down?

You think I might just
go around being like,

"Shut up, shut up, shut up,

this is just about
Yvonne and Nick today,

their 15th
wedding celebration,

two years after they actually
got married in Mexico?"

Like, what are we doing?

- Kenny did let me know
that we're makin' a pit stop.

We're not goin'
straight to the house.

- We're not?
- We're making a pit stop?

- Making a pit stop.

- Do you know
what the detour is?

- No.

- This is our exit.

Made it!
- We made it where?

♪♪

- Literally, where are
you talking us, right now?

Are you about to
kill us all, Kenny?

- This is the pit stop?
- This is the pit stop.

How are ya?
- Good. Hey.

- Thank you for, uh,
for setting this up here.

- Yeah.
- We're excited

and it's a perfectly
ominous day.

- Yeah, yeah, it is
a little dark and dreary,

but we're gonna
make this work.

[chuckles]
- I love it.

[screeching, howling]

- Coming up...

- So, Georgina and I
are gonna take the primary

'cause we're two moms

that have not been away
from our kids in a while.

- She always plays
the single mom card.

♪♪

- Are you about
to kill us all, Kenny?

- We're gettin' into
a little bit of paintball.

- Yeah!

- Let's ease in
with some firing squads.

(BLEEP) yes! Dude,
this is what this group

needs to do,
shoot each other in the ass,

maybe shoot each other
in the face. I don't know.

- The last time
I paintballed

was my friend's
16th birthday, maybe.

- So, you're ready.

- Yeah, I gotta change.
- Yeah, I gotta change.

I can't wear this
paintballing.

- Are you kidding me?
I'm in ballet flats.

- I'm gonna be your guide today
through paintball.

- Have there been any
casualties from paintballing?

- No, no, no, we've been
doing this 30 years.

We have had
zero casualties.

- Incredible.
- Oh, wow.

- Let's keep it that way.

- Starting to get real.

- So, who is gonna be
picking teams?

- Kenny and Lindsay!
- Hey, let's ----ing go!

- Pick teams and hand out
the armbands

to your teammates.

- Gavin.

- Oh.
- That's a wrap.

- Listen,
I'm annoyed with Gavin.

He's excited for me,
but he also has

a level of hate
towards the relationship.

- Hate? Wow.
- You called her--

you, like, told her
she was boring. So...

- You know what?
You guys are perfect.

You guys are perfect.
Spark.

- But I'm also a winner.

Gavin grew up
paintballing.

Either he's as good
as he says as he is,

or he's gonna take
a paintball to the back.

- I'm gonna go Eoin.

Keep your friends close.
Keep your enemies closer.

You know what I mean?
- Oh! [laughing]

- Kyle.

- Amanda.
She's getting her period,

and she's feisty
as (BLEEP).

- When is she not
on her period? Oh!

- Whitney.
- Andrea.

- Gotta have Nick.
- Danielle.

- Lex.
- I'm going Yvonne.

Anyone who might have
an issue with me,

I'm picking.

- Shoot me?

- Yeah!
- Yeah.

Call me blonde,
but don't call me dumb.

- I think that's everyone.

- Great.
I think I'll stay here.

- Come on home.

- Reminds me of gym class.

- Lindsay,
what's your team name?

- Team Bitches.

- Yeah, Team Bitches,
that sounds fitting.

- Bitches and Minions.
[laughing]

- Lindsay
has her little crew,

her little minions.

- Of course, the one day
I wear my wedding ring.

- Have you ever
done this before?

- No.
Have you?

- Do I look like someone
who goes paintballing?

- I'm gonna count it down!

- Three, two, one!

- I'm scared.
- Go!

- I wanna try.
Oh.

[screaming]

- (BLEEP)!
That was my ass!

That was quick.

- You little sh--!

- Did I get anyone?

- I'm hit. I'm dead.

- (BLEEP)!

- Ha-ha!

- Oh, that hurt--
You little rascal!

- There's someone over there.
- Uh-oh.

♪♪

- Okay, I'm out!

- Okay,
they're over there.

They're coming from
this direction over here.

- I got hit.

- Who is that ----er
hiding behind there?

- Oh.

- I got hit.

- Yeah, there you go.

That's game!

- all: Whoo!
- Pink team win!

- Hell yeah.

- I'm good on this game.

- Lindsay,
you wanna get a drink?

- Yeah, I do.

- You almost took
my dick off, by the way.

To be fair,
I couldn't tell it was you,

but the way you were
trying to hit my dick,

then I knew it was you.

- Who wants to play,
again?

I personally am gonna
sit this one out.

- I'm in.

- Yay, Georgina!

- I'm like Rambo
out there.

- Go, team! Go!

- Put me back in, coach.

- I'm just glad
I got Kyle.

- Go, go, go!

- How was your guys'
ride up?

- It was good.
Yeah.

- Who did you
drive up with?

- Kenny, Andrea, Lexi,
and Danielle, and Eoin.

- I'm actually surprised
that they're here.

- I feel like
for Danielle and Eoin

to, like, show up
on this trip with us,

like, I think it's steps
in the right direction

where, like, they want things
to be better.

I feel like we're both
in new relationships.

Our relationships
have been under fire.

We wanna do a trip
all together.

Get out of the city.
- Right.

- I think it's a really
good opportunity

to, like, celebrate
as a friend group.

I think everyone
just needs a chance

to get to know us better
in our relationships.

- Yeah.

- I mean,
they literally ran out,

and she called me
and Yvonne a bitch.

- That was sh---y.

- Like, I don't know
if I would get, like,

that mad at someone
for Googling

normal information--
- Mm-hmm.

- When the boys are, like--
- "The boys!"

- Dude, the "boys"--
when they're, like,

he's being, like,
dodgy and sketchy,

I kick into, you know...

- Protection?

- Yeah, protection mode

of, like, okay, well,
you know, is--

- Is Danielle aware
of this stuff?

- Is-- Yeah.

- I'm out! I'm out!
I'm out!

[laughing]

- Who do we still
have left?

- Georgina.

- Wait, it's Georgina
versus Yvonne?

Battle of the chicks!

- Come on, Yvonne!

- Keep going, Georgina!

- I'm out of paintballs?
Oh, no!

- Get over here,
Yvonne, now!

♪♪

[paintballs shooting]

- Ow! I'm out!

- Georgina!

[cheering]
- Yay!

- In a turn of events
that nobody would ever expect,

guess who brought home
the gold. Me.

Yeah!

Last chosen.

I was the best
paintball player out there,

two games in a row.

It felt like all of
my past trauma from gym class

was just erased.

I'm surprised they didn't
lift me up on their shoulders

and, like,
pour Gatorade on me,

or whatever they do
at sports games.

- All right,
let's get outta here.

♪♪

- Wow,
this is gorgeous.

- And here we are.

- Look at that.

- Look at that.
- Whoo!

♪♪

- What a quaint
little farmhouse!

- Honey, I'm home!

- This is nice.

- I almost hit my head
on this.

- This place is so big.

- What the (BLEEP)?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- No way!

- Guys, I feel like
we might need to make

more friends in town.

[apple crunching]
- Oh, you just--

you just ate it?
- Wow.

- All right,
first things first.

What kinda stereo
are we working with?

- Really?

- They got a basket.

- Lindsay, I got it!
I've put our stuff upstairs!

I was first one in there.
No one even caught me.

- Where?

- Let me show you,
my dear.

- I think we should, uh,

offer the rooms to-
to Nick and Yvonne.

As an olive branch,

we were gonna give
Yvonne and Nick

the first pick in the room
in this beautiful house.

- Okay, what is this?
- This is the primary.

- This is the primary?
Oh, okay.

- It sounds like
a great idea

to mend
their wedding situation.

You know, as kind of
a gesture for Nick and Yvonne,

they got a bum deal
on the wedding night, right?

- Yeah, we can do that.
- So, maybe it's like,

hey, you guys
get first pick.

We'll take second pick,
kind of.

Where's-
Where's, um, Yvonne?

- Oh, here she is.

- Do you want it?

- Yeah, we have
a whole sitting area.

- What I was suggesting
in the other car,

was that
we give you and Nick

the first room choice.
- Yeah.

- Because we kind of
blew up your--

- It's your honeymoon.
- Aww.

- We ruined your, like,
wedding night.

So, I was thinking,
at least to start to make up

for it a little bit,
like, give you guys

the first pick of-
of whatever room

you want in the house.
- There's a bathroom here.

- We're taking the primary.
- Yeah.

'cause we're two moms
that have not been away

from our kids in a while.

- Well,
sounds about right.

You can just have
the room that you want.

- No, I think
we give them the pick

and then go from there.
You pick second.

- Listen, I'm gonna finish
putting out

the welcome gift baskets
for the house that we found.

- I'm good with anything,
but thank you

for the gesture, bro.
Appreciate it.

- Yeah, that was really,
really kind.

We really appreciate it.
- Well, we feel bad.

- I just don't wanna have to,
like, spoon Georgina.

We're not
in a relationship.

Everyone else is.

So, if we're sharing a bed,
we need a bigger bed, king.

- Okay, well, Kenny and I
need a room.

- But, also, it's a different
level of exhaustion

when you have kids.

They'll get it
when they become a parent.

Sorry!

- Just tell me where
to carry our bags, babe.

- In this room--
I'm totally fine with that.

- Okay, I'll go get 'em.

- That was really nice
of Kenny.

To Kenny's weekend!

- Can I sit on your bed?
- Yeah, sit.

That was so awkward.

I thought, like,
Lindsay and Yvonne

were really good friends.

And, like, obviously,
there's still, like,

weirdness
from the other night.

I feel like if you have
any interest

in, like, this being
a smooth weekend

and, like, making amends,
that, like,

you would have just made
that small gesture.

- Yeah, especially 'cause
there are so many rooms.

That was definitely
awkward.

- She always plays
the single mom card.

And I'm like, okay,
you can't use that excuse

for everything.

It's the same thing
she brought up

even in the trolley to me.

- Kenny was, like,
hell ----ing bent

on, like,
you being included,

and then
I texted you the next day.

I was like, "Hey,
I just want you to know,

like, I'm making the effort.
I just have limited time."

I've been dealing with this,
plus being a mom,

plus dealing with, like,
legal battles,

plus whatever,
and I still checked in on you.

- Everyone has
so much going on.

I'm not saying
that you don't,

and that is a heavy issue.

She seems like such a good mom
to Gemma and stuff.

- Yeah.
- But, like, she also,

like, has a lot
of support around her,

and, like,
not everyone does.

Like, there's single moms
out there

that can't have a nanny,

that can't have--
that don't have support,

they don't have
family around them,

that don't have friends
around them.

It's not a get out of jail
free card

for every single situation.

Like,
it's getting annoying.

- I mean, I personally
haven't heard her use

the single mom card
too many times.

- Hmm.

I just don't like that
she feels like

she's more deserving
than other people sometimes.

I guess that's what
I'm getting at.

- Coming up...

- You're supposed to
ease into Metamucil.

I was taking four times
the recommended dosage,

and I, like, literally,
like, ripped my butt open.

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

- This is about to be an
epic Friendsgiving.

- There's a backup
bathroom here,

if someone really
has to use it.

- It's freezing.
- I can't find my booze.

- Want me to show you
where our room is?

- No, please lead the way.

- Okay.

- I wanted to say
I'm sorry if I jabbed at you

too hard
about the white dress.

- Oh, okay, well,
you weren't the only one.

- So, I just wanted
you to know,

most of it was me
just honestly having fun.

- Cheers.

- But I realized
that you were under fire.

I mean it.
- Yeah, you feel that way.

- Yeah.
You looked beautiful.

- Cheers.
- So...

- Cheers to you, MVP.

- It's fitting that we're
having rosé, right now.

[laughing]

- Oh, robes, so nice.

- Would you like
a glass of wine?

- I would absolutely
love a glass of wine.

Thank you.
- Let's do it.

- Just don't poison me, Eoin.

- Of course not.
I wouldn't dream of it.

- I'm trying not to be--
- In a single with Kyle?

Bunked up with Kyle?
- Yes, yes.

[laughing]

- You could do two people
in this bed but--

- No, it's-it's either
Amanda or me. If--

- No, then
I'll stay in here,

and then
you take that room.

- If you're-- if you're
comfortable with that,

I'd like that.
- I'd rather you be comfortable.

- No, I want you
to be comfortable.

If you look at me,
and you're saying,

"Gavin, I don't want to sleep
in the same room as Kyle,"

then tell me.
- I'm married to the man.

Now, I'm in two twin beds
with my husband

that I'm living
separately from.

Wait, I would have rather
shared a mother----in' bed

with this man.

We're in
the ----ing kids room

because we are children

in this friend group,
right now.

If things get weird,
and I'm fighting with Kyle,

you might have
to crash here.

- Deal, deal, deal.
- Okay.

[laughing]
- Okay, good job.

- We're matching, again.
- Oh, my God.

[laughing]

- Should I have texted you,
again?

- Hi.
- Look at all these snacks.

- We finally got here.
It's rainy.

Figured after a full day
of paintball activity

and running around the woods,
a little tired.

- People are bruised up.
- People are-- exactly.

So, we've got a catered dinner
here set up. So...

[gasps] - Incredible.
- Lovely.

- Do you know what time
dinner is gonna be tonight?

- I think, what we do is,

we regroup here
in, like, one hour.

- We're bunking up.

- Oh, we're bunking up
after all?

- I made a deal with Gavin,
and I said,

if Kyle starts acting out,
you gotta crash with Kyle.

[laughing]

- Don't make Amanda
knock-knock...

"Gavin, get the (BLEEP)
in there."

- I'd be like,
"Gavin, let's take a bath."

In fact, I'm probably gonna
head up there pretty soon.

I'll go turn on the jets

and direct 'em
towards my asshole.

- What?
- You should do that.

You don't know about this?

- Some of you know,
some of you don't,

why I need a bathtub.

This is super, super,
super embarrassing,

and it's
the most painful thing

I've ever had to deal with
in my entire life.

Took some fiber supplements.

I had some amazing poops.

I went up to
New Hampshire,

spent some time
with my parents,

and my dad
was just raving.

He was just like,

"Kyle, I'm having
the best poops of my life."

He's like, "I don't even
need toilet paper."

I'm like, tell me more, dad,
my role model.

Well, you're supposed
to ease into Metamucil.

I was taking four times
the recommended dosage.

Then, like, fricking
24 hours, I was like, damn,

this stuff's no joke.

And, basically gave myself
what's called a fissure cut,

and I've had to see
a doctor.

I, like, literally,
like, ripped my butt open.

- Oh...

- And then my dad tells me,
after I call him up

being, like,
"Yo, I'm in pain,

I think I ripped
my asshole open,"

he's like, "Well, I also
take stool softeners."

- Okay, so,
all of this is to say

you're gonna go take a bath.

- See ya later.
[laughing]

- We should start
getting ready--

showering, makeup, hair,
whatever the girlies wanna do.

- The last one to shower
gets cold water.

- I just, like,
will rinse off and freshen up,

so I'll be, like,
five minutes.

- You look like you take,
like, two hours to get ready.

- That's so sweet.

I will take that
as a compliment.

Yeah.
- Ha! Deal.

- Guys, did you know we all
have robes in our closets?

- Oh, wow.

[laughing]
- That's amazing.

- That's, like,
a kids room.

[laughing]

- Kyle and I are forced
to be together

for the weekend,

so we're gonna ----ing kiki

and have a good time
the whole time

because I have
put my own feelings aside

for the benefit
of everyone else.

Hopefully, me and Kyle

can just, like,
enjoy each other.

I would have loved to have
my own room, though.

- This house
is so interconnected.

I love it.

- We've gotta make
a baby somehow.

I'm gonna freshen up.

- Okay.

- I'm trying to find
my shampoo.

- Maybe I left it.

[doorbell ringing]

- I don't think anyone else
saw Yvonne's response

or her face,
but she looked at

Lindsay and then me,
and then she goes,

"You're gonna do
what you want anyway."

- Oh, I don't care.
This is the truth.

But she was
visibly annoyed.

- Yeah. Well, there's, like,
50 rooms in this place.

- She was, like,
very visibly annoyed.

Also, who cares?

It's not really
a honeymoon.

- Come on!

♪ Real real love ♪

- Roasted potaties,
eggplant, veggies...

- I honestly don't care
what else there is.

- I mean, we said 8:00.

If we can-- if we can
push it up to, like, 7:30--

What's up with the
shower situation upstairs?

- Right now,
it's a bath situation.

Kyle is, uh...

- Kyle's still soaking
his ass.

- Kyle's...
[chuckles]

- Knock-knock.

- Hi.
- Hey.

I forgot
shampoo and conditioner.

- Yeah, I didn't bring
any of that either.

- I have shampoo.

- My God you guys look
so good, and I'm still, like--

- I don't have conditioner.
- I don't have a blow dryer.

- Were you here
for room selection?

- I was.

Kenny was saying he thought
it would be a good idea

to offer
Yvonne and Nick,

like, the primary suite

just to kind of make up
for how that night went.

- I'm done
with the room thing.

It's petty.

Please,
for the love of God.

- We were all shocked
by how it played out.

Whitney was taken aback.

- Why?
What did she say?

- Um, she was
really frustrated

because they thought
it was such a good idea,

and she wanted to make
Yvonne feel supported,

and she saw the reaction,
and she was like,

"They're pulling, like,
the single mom card

and using as, like,
an excuse."

- Lindsay organized
this trip.

Usually, a host
gets the primary.

- Well, she planned it
with Kenny.

- I was the one in the car
that was, like,

this is your guys' first trip
without the kids.

- This is the longest
I've ever been away

from both of my children.

- So, I was the one playing
the no kids card.

- I tried telling her,
like,

I know how much
is on Lindsay's plate

and how much
she goes through.

- Yeah.

- And she never uses
that excuse.

- Give Whitney the advice of
never repeating that again

this entire weekend.

- Coming up...

- Instead of helping me
diffuse the situation,

you guys were all adding
more fuel to the fire.

- Let me ask you
what your expectations were.

- Lindsay, it doesn't look
like you're my best friend.

♪♪

- Wanna see what
I'm planning on wearing?

- Since this place
isn't dog-friendly,

I gotta rep Jackson.
- Always.

- What a vision in pink.

Is that pink or white?

- This is pink.

- Wait, Amanda, do you know
how to make a martini?

- Nope.
[laughing]

- I was like,
can you make me one?

♪♪

- Oh, is that my
little drink there?

I'm gonna need a drink
to tell you about this.

- Oh, God, what now?
- Um...

Lexi was updating us,
and she goes, yeah--

- Staying out of this one.
- Were you there?

- I'm staying
out of this one.

- She goes, "Yeah...
- I can't speak to it.

- ...and now Whitney's
involved."

I'm like,
"How is Whitney involved?"

She said,
"Lindsay and Georgina

played
the single moms card,"

and that you have been
playing the victim

a lot, recently.

Where the (BLEEP)
do you get off telling me

I'm playing
the single mom card?

Have I ever complained
about being a single mother?

I-I complain about my
kids and make fun of them,

'cause that's what moms do,
but I've never--

- Yeah.
- I've never said,

"Oh, my God, guys,
I can't do this."

- Sometimes you're just
----ing tired.

- Are you tired?

- A little tired.

- You don't know anything.

- And if I wanna complain

about being ----ing tired,
I can.

- I'm having my coffee.
- Okay, good.

- It's been a long day.
- Good.

- Because what is she tired
about? Pilates?

- Um, her extensions
are coming out.

- Dude, I can't.

Playing
the single mom card?

Huh?
How did we get there?

We're both tired
and exhausted, and we just--

we haven't been away
from our kids in a minute.

She actually
has zero understanding.

I mean,
it must be a tough life

going to Pilates every day,
and drinking matcha,

and begging your boyfriend
for a closet.

That's just
very disappointing.

- It's not even like
you have to have kids

to understand that.

Kenny was raised
by a single mom.

- Pfft. Pfft!

That makes it even worse.

But, like, I had a whole
conversation with Kenny

the other day
about all of the sh--

I've gone through
with my mom

and why me having
a daughter heals me

in, like, ways...
- So many ways.

- ...that, like,
I don't even know.

- It almost, like,
validated my feelings

of, like, how could my mom
do this to me

because I look at my baby.
- Right.

- I could never
walk away from her.

I would assume Kenny
would go back

and tell Whitney that.
So, like...

- He probably did.
- ...that's ----ing crazy.

I don't even think
Danielle would say

anything like that.
[laughing]

- She wouldn't.
- Yeah.

- We don't Whitney
that well.

We're learning.

- Am I picking up on
some tension?

- Hi.
- How are you?

- Good. How are you?
Muah.

Gosh, it's so wild.

I can hear everything
in my room.

Can you guys hear
everything in your rooms?

- Yep, we sure can.

[sighs]

So, Whitney
made a comment

that I'm playing
the single mom card

about rooms.
- When did she do that?

- I don't have, like,
the time or energy

to fight about rooms,
like, ever.

- Well, Lexi was obviously
talking in the bathroom

about it, which is
what I'm assuming

Yvonne is referring to

when she said she could
everything in the house.

- No, Yvonne could hear
us talking about

the Yvonne-Lindsay
situation.

- Oh, yeah,
I could hear you guys.

Do you guys wanna
talk about it?

- Do you wanna
talk about it?

- Yeah.
- I think everyone agrees

that the two of you
should probably

have a conversation,
as well.

- Right now?
- Yeah.

- Sooner rather than later,

so you guys
can be friends, again.

- Okay.
- Hopefully.

- Should I sit here
in case we need some space?

Do you wanna play
some chess?

- Maybe.

- Okay, so,

in regards to your
civil ceremony celebration--

- My wedding celebration.

For me, like,
just from my perspective,

like, you've always been
the most supportive friend.

If anyone was gonna toast us
and celebrate us,

it's, like, I wanted you
to be that person.

- I did toast you.
- And I know there was--

You know,
like, come on.

It didn't feel like we had
a friend at the table

to stand up for us
and be like, "Hey, guys,

like, let's get back
to the point."

- And that would
normally be me.

- Dinner's at 8:00?
- Yeah.

- We have to heat
some stuff up.

Oven's gonna take a minute
to preheat.

- Yvonne,
I was taking the heat

from every ----ing angle.

It started with
Amanda and Kyle.

Then Danielle
is screaming at me

from across the table.

- Why does he have to
clear his name?

He doesn't know the (BLEEP)--
I'm the one who--

- Then why is he on
this ----ing show?

- 'Cause I introduced him
to you ----ers!

- Why are you on
the ----ing show?

- Oh, that's where--
That's what it is.

- Is there anything
we can do to, uh,

make this about
me and Nick?

You were so invested

in what was happening
on that side of the table.

All I'm saying--
- And guess what,

it got derailed
not because of me.

You literally blamed me
for everything.

- You literally just fought
with every single person,

and now you're making
an announcement

about your weekend.

I literally spent so much time
planning this

to bring you guys
all together for us.

- Okay, I'm sorry.

- And you're
hijacking my wedding.

- I left crying
because of

how much you were
piling onto me, Yvonne.

- All I'm just trying
to hear you say is, like,

"Look, like,
the night sucked.

I'm sorry that happened."

- Yvonne,
the night did suck.

It was awful.

It does suck that it was your
civil ceremony celebration.

I've also been to
your wedding.

I've also been to your
bridal shower,

your bachelorette,
all of it.

- It's like you just can't
just be like,

"You know what? I'm sorry.
That ----ing sucked."

And then we just move on.

- I want you
to understand also

that you were piling on me.

At what point
are you gonna understand

where I'm coming from?

- I-- like, you want me
to say sorry to you?

Instead of helping me
diffuse the situation,

you guys were all adding
more fuel to the fire.

- Let me ask you
what your expectations were.

- Lindsay, it doesn't look
like you're my best friend.

♪♪

- Coming up...

- Lay off me, dude!
I swear to God!

If you give me
one more like,

"As a married man,"
your little ----ing spiel,

I don't wanna
----ing hear it!

- Instead of helping me
diffuse the situation,

you guys were all adding
more fuel to the fire.

- Let me ask you
what your expectations were.

- Lindsay, it doesn't look
like you're my best friend.

Great.

Ever since she had a baby,

my relationship
with Lindsay has changed.

I think Lindsay finds me
to be a little annoying,

and I kind of find her
to be a little annoying

sometimes because
I think she thinks

that all of her stuff
is more important than mine.

We've always been
both on the same page,

so it's a huge adjustment,
and, like,

I think we're trying to
figure out

how we fit into
each other's lives,

like, in this moment.

- I am sorry that I could not
show up in that moment

as your best friend.
Like--

- I really appreciate you
saying that.

Like, that's all
I wanted to hear.

If something's
bothering you, like,

we should be able to
come to each other

and talk about it.

Like, your friendship means
everything to me.

- You and I have always had
a relationship

where we're real
with each other.

That's one of the most
beautiful things

about our relationship.

That's why we've been
best friends for so long.

I was very real
in how I felt that night

with Kyle and Amanda.

I'm sorry that that came up
at your wedding.

- I have
the longest history with you.

Like, let's move on
from this.

- I agree, like,
agree full-heartedly.

- Thank you.

- Yvonne, Lindsay,
we're getting ready for dinner!

- I think we just gotta
pop it back in

and give it a quick
little heat.

- I'm just gonna
put them in.

[cork pops]
- I love that sound.

[laughing]
- Save me a seat next to you.

- I think, yeah, I think
I need a glass of wine.

- Have a seat here.

- Kyle?
- Kyle-Kyle,
next to your wife.

It's a good way to start
a Friendsgiving.

- No, I already have to
sleep in the same room

as him, Andrea!

- We're trying
to make it work.

- Shh.

- Come here, Yvonne.

- Give me some smiles.

- So, you went with
cosmic orange, I see.

- It's the only phone
they had.

- Embarrassing.
- One, two, three.

- Hold on.
Pull back a little.

- Hey!

- This is broccolini.

- Did you say broccoli?

- Potaties--
want some of these?

- Yes. Thank you.
- Do you want more?

- That's my kind of plate.

- All right, guys,
it's a little cold but--

- You gotta put the warm stuff
on top of the cold stuff.

- What's warm?

- Does everyone know Gemma
took her first steps?

- Yeah.

- Gemma started
walking this week?

- Yeah.

- Oh.

- That's really special.

- Let's raise a glass
for Gemma walking.

That's a huge
accomplishment.

- To Gemma walking.

Cheers, cheers,
cheers, everyone.

- I wanna do a cheers.

Kyle is about to be
a famous DJ.

He's got 14 gigs
lined up.

- Sorry?

- Not again. Here we go.

Oh, sh--.
- Uh...

- Gavin, you are--

how badly do you wanna sleep
in that twin bed?

- Gavin, do you wanna
stir the pot with this?

- I'm so-- if you want it,
just have it.

- I-I thought you knew.

- I signed with this manager.
- Oh, yeah?

- Um, like, I'm DJing
at Hakkasan and then--

- Sick!

Wait, that's a freaking
big deal, bro.

- Head-head-headlining.
- Hell yeah.

- I already have, like,
a dozen gigs booked

for January,
February, March.

- I've had no idea.
- Amidst all the craziness,

I did sign with-
with my manager.

- On this tour,
realistically,

I'd like to try to get you
around a quarter million.

- For me, for my happiness,
for my career.

Thank you.
- I appreciate it.

- We're gonna make
this happen.

- That's why I'm toasting.

- And we are lining up stuff
for Q1.

- Okay, well, glad we have an
open stream of communication.

- And on Friday,
I'm headlining

one of the biggest clubs
in the United States.

- It's a big deal.

- It is a big deal.
- Very big deal.

- Amanda, you know, moving out
gave me a little more freedom

to make money
doing something I enjoy.

I'm trying to accept the fact
that I'm gonna be doing things

a little more on my own.

To some extent,
it's freeing,

but, at the same time,
it bums me out.

- I knew about Hakkasan.

I didn't know about
14 ----ing gigs.

Not only has he committed
to this tour

and all these gigs,

something that we didn't
even talk about,

he's excited about it.

This man is planning
his future without me in it.

- Amanda, you just said
you'd like it

if he made more money.

- That's amazing.
I'm so happy for him.

- "For us."

- No matter how many times
he tells people

that he's making efforts,
his actions prove otherwise.

There's something
in my gut

that feels like
this is the end.

I think there's a lot
of history between us

and a lot of things
that not everyone's privy to,

and I appreciate all of
the support of him

because he deserves it,

but, like, my opinions
and my feelings on this

are gonna probably be
different than all of yours.

- Yeah.
- Fair.

- Um, but we could still
be happy for him

and celebrate him.

It doesn't have to be
one way or the other.

It would be nice
to have, like,

had a conversation
about it.

- I tried multiple times.

I've been talking to you
about this since March.

- Okay.
[chuckles]

- What pisses me off is,

there's gonna be more nights
where he's out.

It's like, he found
a ----ing loophole

in the whole thing,
and that's what bothers me.

- Honestly...

- If you wouldn't have
those behaviors of going out,

getting drunk,
their wedding would be flying.

- It sounds like there's
a balance between, like,

setting an alarm
to come home

and, like,
wanting to come home.

- Kyle hasn't wanted
to come home

since the day
we started dating.

He's had late nights
and been absolutely

----ing sh-- faced
since we started to do

a hard reset
with the-the--

- Your hard reset consisted
of you doing nothing!

- Well, how do you think that
makes her feel to hear it?

'Cause I'm sure she feels like
she's put in a lot of effort,

and she probably has.
- Doing what?

- As you know,
I don't like talking

about my past relationship.
Um...

- We usually have
to Google it.

- You guys are going down--
[laughing]

- You can't trust
the internet, obviously.

- I'll shut my mouth.
- You guys are going in

the same route
that I was going down.

It's very clear to me.
It's very obvious.

This whole talking about
what you've done in the past,

it's irrelevant,

and if you guys wanna
keep doing that, it's done.

- I might actually spiral.
So, I'm-- no, I'm trying.

Guys, guys, dude,
a man can only ----ing

literally live in...
[music swells]

- I think I'll just need
to excuse myself.

My whole body is shaking.
- Guess what.

That's where she's at.
- I'm okay.

I'm just having, like,
a-a physical reaction

to all of this, right now.
I just need a moment.

[softly crying]

- What did I do?

- I'm just having, like,
a-a physical reaction

to all of this, right now.
I just need a moment.

[softly crying]

- What did I do?

- You guys are trying
to find your way

back to each other,

and that's the same thing
that keeps coming up,

the 3 AM, 8 AM.

- It was 2 AM.
- By the way,

2:45 in New York City,

if I'm gonna be crucified
one more time for that--

- That's a night in.
- I'm gonna literally
jump out a window.

- That's a night in.
- Gavin, you're single.

He's a married man.
It's different.

- Dude, don't give me

your Italian fricking
wedding speech, Andrea.

- But it's true, bro.
Like, you're married.

Married means
you gotta give up stuff.

- With unhappiness
and problems.

[hyperventilating, crying]

- You want a hug?

- No, my whole body
was shaking.

I couldn't stop,
like, chattering,

and then I couldn't
catch my breath.

I just, like, I'm always met
with so much anger,

and it's just, like,
draining.

[exhales]

There's no conversation.

Anything I do,
I check with him before

'cause that's what teamwork,

and partnership,
and marriage is,

but, like, I don't ever get
that respect or decency,

and then it's like,
I'm not being supportive,

'cause I have opinions.
- Right.

- Oh...

- It's not fair.

- Dude, as a married man,

you should,
A, have friendship,

B, have companionship...
- Yes, but--

- And three, have intimacy.
- I-I agree.

- I have none.
- I agree with that.

- And I already
said that last dinner!

- I agree, bro, but--
- So, why the (BLEEP)

are repeating ourselves?
- I agree, but I'm saying--

- Lay off me, dude!
I swear to God!

If you give me
your one more like,

"As a married man,"
your little ----ing spiel,

I don't wanna
----ing hear it!

Dude, I have
ten years on you.

Let me know when you
experience real hardship, bro.

- Kyle,
come back to the table.

- (BLEEP) this.

- Come on, Kyle.

♪♪

- I-I don't know, man.

- You guys hear
one side of it.

We hear stuff.
- No, I'm hearing both.

I don't think she's taking
any accountability.

- She's not.

- I can't listen to
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum

over there anymore.

- There has to be somewhere
where she meets him,

and if she doesn't,
it's ----in' over.

- But what is it she needs
to do to meet him?

Since the jump,

she's been meeting him.
- It sounds like she is not.

- She stayed with him.
- From what he is saying--

- Dude, are you
----ing kidding me?

He cheated on her
so many ----ing times,

and she stayed with him.

- So many times?
- Dude--

Danielle, do you--
- I know. I know.

- So many times?

- That's it.
- Lindsay,

you implied that there were
multiple indiscretions.

- Yeah, we just don't talk
about them.

♪♪

- I can't ----ing
do this.

- Cheers to
Friendsgiving!

- Next time,
on the season finale

of "In The City"...

- Look at that fatty.

- It's not the biggest one,

but I never heard
any complaints.

[laughing]

- Is Lindsay okay?

- You said she has extra help,
like a nanny,

so she has more time
than other mothers.

- Who cares?
- I care.

- I can play the mom card
whenever I want.

- You're taking
opportunities publicly

to talk sh--
about my girlfriend,

and you talk sh--
about me.

Where is it coming from?
[exhaling deeply]

- Maybe me, you,
West, and Salley

can all get dinner
together.