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You know, when I
was a little boy,

I always wanted to do
something for my people.

Something that they
could look up to,

admire, you know, worship.

So it's no surprise, you know,

I did more by the age of 10 than

you guys are probably ever
gonna do in your lives.

Oh, but it wasn't
always easy, you know?

Oh, all the
temptations, the booze,

pills, crack,

the glue, ugh.

I was in sixth or seventh grade.

I had these girls just
throwing themselves at me.

You know, I had to decide,

am I gonna leave any
mitt behind for you guys?

No, probably not.

I had to get out of California.

Yeah.

Okay, let's get started, guys.

Everybody up, everybody up.

Warmups, you know the routine.

I'm Cody Lightning.

"Little Viktor,"

as most people know
me, or should know me.

"Smoke Signals."

Big movie.

I was in it.

Don't leave, don't go.

Hey, come on.

Dad, don't go.

That was pretty good.

If your dad was just
leaving to the store

to get you a fucking slush.

He's leaving your life forever!

He is leaving you and
your mother alone,

and he's moving to Arizona,

and he's gonna be living
in a little trailer

next to his new girlfriend
who he's not sleeping with.

I don't think so.

This is gonna haunt you for
the rest of your life, okay?

Again.

These kids up
here, they need me.

You know, working with
the kids, it's amazing.

Good job, keep those
arms moving, guys.

Keep those arms moving.

You hate the cops,
and cops are after ya.

Yell out, "Back off, pig!"

Here we go!

Back off, pig.

That's right, see?

We do not like the police.

You know?

Like an uncle, a
mentor, kind of.

Yeah, I could have
stayed down in Hollywood.

Sure, but I have such a big
thing I'm working on here, man.

And I don't know if you
can see this, but like,

I got a lot here.

Look at that.

It's thick.

I shouldn't tell you, but...

Oh, fuck it.

I'll tell you.

I wrote the sequel.

When "Smoke Signals 2"
comes out, game over.

♪ I've been to the states ♪

♪ I've been to Vegas ♪

♪ Time I bet on myself too ♪

"Smoke Signals" was
a very important film

for indigenous communities.

Hey, Viktor, what do
you know about fire?

It was the first of
its kind, you know?

Like, having all
indigenous cast, crew.

♪ It's gonna feel
like hell to pay ♪

What a great cast.

I mean, you have Adam and Gary.

Oh, Simon.

Who?

I got three Facebook pages.

They're always putting memes
of me doing something dumb

from "Smoke Signals."

I dunno if anyone
became a big star.

Oh, yeah, I didn't see that.

♪ Somebody stop me ♪

For once I felt I was seeing

real Native Americans--
- You got it.

Every day, talking to
each other, living lives.

I did not
want this moving to end.

In fact, I'm asking
for a sequel.

- Hey, Viktor.
- Hey, Viktor.

Hey, Viktor.

Hey, Viktor,

heard your dad's living
in Phoenix, Arizona now.

He's lived everywhere
since he left you.

Are you just gonna
fucking stand there

and let him slander
your old man like that?

Come on.

You know, I was
wondering, Thomas,

what color were your mom
and dad when they burned up?

Your dad ain't coming back.

Okay.

Fuckin' hit him.

But it's a girl.

Not in this scene she ain't.

Fuckin' hit him.

Come on, hit him!

Ow!

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Cody and I, we met,
we met in second grade.

We were the only two Indians
in our class at the time,

so we really had to
like stick together.

Yeah, yeah,
yeah, I'm Cherokee.

I'm at least half Cherokee.

Like, I know I have like,
I have an English nose.

Like it's probably what you're,

you're like, "Oh,
what an English nose."

But it's, I mean,
like this forehead,

that's a Cherokee forehead.

Back then, when
we were in school,

like, kids, they didn't really,

like, they didn't
really get it, you know?

They didn't really get me.

Like, they were...

Well, honestly, I
just don't think

they've ever actually seen
a Cherokee person before.

But Cody, like, he was
always there for me.

I could always rely
on him, he's so solid.

Shortly after high school, he
was like, "I need a manager."

And I figured,

like, why not?

Like, he's already
fuckin' Viktor.

Yeah, Cody and I, we used
to always just write,

write movies together, you know?

But yeah, see, right here.

Holy shit.

"Zombie Priests."

That was always
the idea, you know?

To make our own movie.

And then when Cody had the
idea for "Smoke Signals 2,"

you know, that one
just kind of took over.

"Smoke Signals 2"
is a spiritual sequel

to "Smoke Signals" one.

It's about Little Viktor and
kind of what happens next.

You know, he's grown up to be
an every man, fallen god-type.

You know, he's got a
fuckin' heart of gold

and a cock of steel.

This one's "Zombie Nuns."

Okay.

Ah, that one's "Zombie
Priests," again.

"Zombie Cowboys."

I loved that one.

Yeah.

You know, mostly it looks
like we actually just...

wrote the same movie
over and over again.

And it was always the same
characters too, you know?

It was always Cody
and Simon, you know?

Viktor and Thomas.

Simon, you know,
and I used to go out

for a lot of the same
roles when we were kids.

He'd get all the
traditional buckskin rolls

because he looks
full fuckin' neechie.

You know, he's just your
typical pow wow princess kid.

Red road, smudging,
didn't drink or do drugs,

can pow wow dance.

Like, whatever,
great, good for you.

And then there was me.

I got all the, you know,
normal ass parts or whatever.

You know, fuck, I
got range, so...

Well, that's big.

Okay, your allowance
came today, hey?

There she is.

Hi, buddy.

There's my wet, hot
rock hard agent.

You're so sweaty.

Smells bad.

Kate gets me all my gigs?

Did you tell 'em?

Tell 'em about the gigs.

She got me this commercial.

2,000 bucks for one line.

Your chief says less
slack, more frack.

Yeah, I was the lead
character, Viktor.

I was Little Viktor.

The lead character as
a kid for flashbacks.

Yeah, but he's
not the protagonist.

He's just the backstory.

That's the biggest part
of the fucking story,

is the backstory, it
sets everything up.

Don't you fucking know
how anything works?

Hmm.

I don't wanna be
rude or anything,

but it just kind of
sounds like a bit part.

What the?

Fuck you, bitch, bit part man.

Fucking punk bitch.

Got you guys a fuckin' gig.

Have fun riding the bus.

Okay, okay.

All right, thanks,
that's good, that's good.

These aren't the jobs
I'd usually be doing,

but, I mean, it's all good.

It's for the craft, right?

What's my line?

"Yes, you like that."

You like that.

- "Give it to me."
- "Give it to me.

"I'm gonna fuck you hard."
- "Fuck you."

- "Or I'm gonna fuck you--"
- Yeah.

I say, "I'm gonna
fuck you where it stinks

"or til it stinks?"

Yeah, it's "where."

- "Where."
- Location, think location.

Okay.

- Okay?
- All right.

"I'll eat your
ass through a straw.

"I'll pound you until you
are shitting pancakes."

Pancakes,
yeah, the pancake line.

- Yeah.
- Wait,

I have the pancake line?

Oh, sorry.

No, he says that to you.

Which, which one?

Leonard.

Leonard?

Lenny?

- Lenny, yeah.
- Lenny.

Can you...

Can you ask Rico if it could
be Chris instead of Lenny?

Hey, Rico.

What's up, man?
- Hey, Viktor.

Oh, you are looking
tight, your little bear.

Thanks, man, thanks.
- Yeah.

Hey boys.

What's up, Lenny?

Chris.

Quick question.

Look, I'm feeling awesome
and I've been practicing

and I think I can do it.

I'm wondering if we could
change things around

and I can do a top today.

Oh yeah, hey, I love
that, I really would.

It's just that today,

financially, we can only
afford to pay you for bottom.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

It's just, you know,

with what happened two
weeks ago with Lenny,

I just--
- Yeah.

Can't he be a
bottom for one time?

Like, just once, like,

or stunt bum for me?
- Cody.

- Just once?
- Cody.

Leonard went to Julliard, okay?

Leonard's a real actor.

I mean, not that you're
not a real actor,

he's just, he's a
different kind of actor,

and we should all
know our positions,

and your position
today is bottom.

Great work in there.

That's another
day at the office.

Yeah, yeah.

- Oh, man.
- Good stuff.

Let's go get
some fucking wings.

Get in there.

Ah!

Sorry.

Bad moment.

Bad timing.

Geez.

What's up, fuckers?

- Hey, Viktor!
- Hey, Viktor!

What's with
all the cameras?

All the glitz and
the glamour, my boy?

I told you, I
wasn't even lying.

They're making a movie on
me, look, right here, man.

They should be
making it on me.

I practically raised you, fuck.

Don't listen to him,
this is my uncle, Reggie,

not my fucking dad.

These people love
seeing someone like me.

They're not used to
seeing someone like
me around too often.

I'm Viktor, you know?

Gives their life a
little bit of meaning,

little bit of purpose,
they worship that shit.

You know, they love it.

That was about my ex.

My son.

Do me a favor.

I'm not fuckin' lending
you money, man, sorry.

Ah, I'll pay you back.

Double.

All right?

Look over there.

What the fuck did you bring a
leaf blower into the bar for?

It's for collateral.

Collateral for what?

A hundred bucks.

I'm gonna double it right now.

Yeah.

Yeah, lately I've
just been thinking

maybe about making a change.

Like going back to LA.

You know, for some more
business or some new clients.

Hey, Codes, where's the money?

Hold on.

Somewhere.

Thanks.

Cody, where's mine?

Fucking.

Like, you spend years
waiting for somebody

to get their shit together,

and eventually you just kind
of, you know, you realize...

Oh God.

What?

Are you doing in here?

You want your
whole story, Craig, huh?

I can't stop shitting, okay?

I'm a fucking shit machine.

Oh!

Yeah.

There you go.

There it is.

Are you drunk?

Oh.

Are both of you drunk?

Did you get my cameramen drunk?

- Come on.
- We're good.

Stand up for me, buddy.

Come on.

Hey.

Yeah?

Let's...

Hey, Kate, let's have a kid.

You don't
need another kid.

Okay.

Oh, fucking Cody.

And before "Smoke
Signals" came out,

like I was just some random,
nobody kid from Hobbema.

Fucking some little chucksie,

just cruising around
the back roads.

All the kids used to make
fun of me at my school,

called me a little fat
turd and stuff like that.

And then I did that
movie and it came out

and fucking made me into a star.

I don't know where I would
be without that movie.

♪ Said you'd never
want me to go ♪

Favorite part of the
entire fucking week

is when I go and see my kids.

Ah, I love them so much.

One thing I live by,

it's a philosophy
that I created,

is you don't deny your kids.

Never.

My kids are next level, man.

They're so smart.

The Creator gave us our kids.

You know, it's a gift,
they don't belong to us.

Dad!

Dad!

What's up, buddy?

What is this?

Me and my mom

and Mad and you!

Oh my gosh, look at you,
you're little Picasso.

Why am I so far?

Here, what do I have?

Guess.

Garlic!

It's a garlic.

Here, baby, you hold that.

Hi, babe.

So this is my family, this
is Little Maddox, here.

This is Malia.

And this is my
neechie moose, Fawn.

Been together for a while.

We got a good little
system worked out.

We're committed, but we
still bang other people.

Yeah.

I'm on her mom's insurance.

Okay, come on, kids.

How's the movie coming along?

Uh, good.

Just doing script work.

You know how that goes.

And, yeah.
- Yeah?

What about Adam Beach?

You can't just call
Adam Beach, Fawn.

It doesn't work that way.

You can't just be like,
"Hey, man, how you doing?"

You know, warm-up chat--
- I'm saying,

maybe he can come
over or something.

How's your, how's your family?

Hey, Selma.

Yo, check this out.

Pretty cool, huh?

They're making a movie on me.

Bullshit.

For fuck sakes.

For real.

Why would anyone wanna
make a fucking movie

about your hairy ass, huh?

Stupid.

Because I'm a famous actor.

"Famous actor."

Holy.

Famous actor.

You're a dink, a chucksies.

Tuguy.

All right, this is,

sometimes she's just in
a bad mood all the time.

Holy, Mom, come on, be nice.

I'm not your goddamn mum.

You start bringing some
fucking groceries around here

and maybe I'll let you

call me "Mum."
- What is this?

Look, I brought
groceries for the kids.

Chips and a sausage?

Yeah.

Holy, what are we greedy
moniyaws around here nowadays?

What the hell?

Moniyaw?

You're the one who brings
that white bitch around here

all the time from town.
- All right, I'm done.

Yo, guys, let's go.

I'm not making my fucking film.

- Get your ass out of here.
- Hey, hey, hey, Cody,

She doesn't mean it.
- No, no, no.

Tapwe, yes I do.

Don't you talk for me.

Get the hell out of here.

And you fuckers, get
your ass out of here.

- I'd fucking do it, man.
- Go get my gun.

She's crazy as--

Go ger my goddamn gun.

Fuck, a lot of people
don't get it, man.

The artist's life.

'Cause they're always like,
"Go up north, work on the rigs.

"Get a camp job, a pension."

Whores.

Whores don't know poetry.

My babe gets it though.

Hey, can I talk to you?

Away from the
cameras for a second?

No, what do you mean?

This is, they get full
access, that's how this works.

Mom's moving down to stay
with Uncle Leland in New Mexico.

Good fucking riddance.

This is how sucks anyway.

So wait, they're
going to New Mexico.

What are you gonna do?

Not moving back to
the fucking north end.

Fawn, you're not moving back
to the fucking north end.

No, no, Cody,
we're going with.

To the states.

Uh.

No.

No, you're not.

I'm sorry, Codes.

What?

No, you're not taking my
kids to the states, Fawn.

Come on, dummy up,
that's a horrible place.

They got Nazis and
shit down there.

We ain't got no other options.

You haven't given
us money in a year.

What the hell else
are we supposed to do?

Move in with me.

We're not staying
in your camper,

settle down.
- Shush.

Jesus.

Fawn, I'm sorry, it's
not fucking happening,
you understand?

Look, I didn't wanna
say this in front

of your damn cameras,

but I've been
seeing someone else.

Okay.

Who?

Jackson Thin Elk.

Grand entry, motherfucker.

Oh my God, man.

What?

Well, no, you had
me going for a second.

Moving to the states,
Jackson Thin Elk.

Calm the fuck down.

- What?
- As if.

You're dating Jackson Thin Elk?

Wait the fuck, hold on.

Jackson, you're dating
Jackson fucking Thin Elk?

How did you pull that off?

Well, he's working on a
project and we hit it off, so.

No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

That little greasy
fucking teenager

is not going to be dad
to my fucking kids,

you understand me?

That's not happening.

Yeah, except he can
actually support us.

He gets the real jobs.

Look, I'm fucking
Viktor, okay?

Or haven't you read your neck?

Look, and as soon as
I start to resurface.

That's the problem.

It's always, "Oh, when
I write my script,

"oh, when they start
casting hairy natives."

Okay, one, when did they
start casting hairy natives?

And two, it's always
"when," never "now."

Now we need someone now, Cody.

They're making fucking...

Look it, cameras right
there, right there,

for me, right now.

Once this doc comes out,

I'm gonna be getting
parts like fucking crazy.

We're gonna get tons
of fucking money.

Just wait.
- No.

I'm done waiting.

Look, you better leave.

You know she doesn't
like you here after dark.

Kids, come say bye to your dad.

Hey, buddy,

I love you.

I'm sorry.

Come on, baby.

We could have been a little
more private about this.

You could have waited and
told me this on the phone.

Come here.

Look it.

She's upset now.
- No, don't.

No, no, no, don't.

Can you believe this shit?

Why don't you fuckers
ever say anything, man?

She's fucking laying into me.

In another life,

we could have been cousins.

Hide your aunties,

because there's a hot
new man on the scene

and he's got all
the ladies soaking.

Jackson Thin Elk is Canada's
latest indigenous superstar.

Jackson's latest film will
be premiering next month

at our very own Land
Back Film Festival

in downtown Edmonton.

God fucking damn it, man.

Did you see his jawline?

Fuck, it's like
fucking chiseled rock.

And he's got a movie
in fucking Land back.

No wonder he's got her
all fucking horned up.

Christ.

Oh, here we go.

Here she is.

Pal's?

You're at Pal's without me?

Gee, thanks, Kate.

I'm coming.

Chaz, you're fucking
driving, get in.

Woo.

Chazy, boy,

I'm getting you fucking
laid tonight, brother.

What the hell?

So fucking dark in here.

Grand entry,
motherfuckers, yeah!

Cody,

you are surrounded by friends
and family who love you.

On behalf of those
friends and family,

we have organized
an intervention.

It's time to get sober.

Holy fuck.

Holy shit, real fucking
Mickey Mouse party, Craig.

It's not a party, Cody.

It's a TV show called
"Getting Sober,"

with me, Craig Broner.

Okay, so what the fuck?

Why are you making a
documentary on my career?

It's not about your career,

it's about you getting
the help you need.

Kate, I think that old,
confused Craig, here,

is trying to do is take
liberties with my documentary.

Did you sign off on this?

No, what the hell,
Craig, what is this?

You said a documentary and
that you'd pay him, that's all.

What matters is you
getting sober from alcohol.

Cody.

Every time you drink, my boy,

makes me drink.

And every time I
drink, I call my ex.

And every time I call my ex,

it gets me in trouble
with the cops.

So what I'm trying
to say is, Cody,

your drinking gets me in
trouble with the cops.

Well, Cody.

I love you,

but this party sucks.

I know.

Let's get her going right, eh?

Yes!

Please, fucking finally.
- You can't drink

at an intervention.

To my son, Cody!

No, no, no, no, drinking!

Katie.
- Yeah?

Would do like
to say something?

Uh-huh.

Thanks.

Hi, Cody.

Whoa, Kate,

hold on.

I'm going next.

Okay.

Sorry, yep.

Look, I hear what you
guys are saying to me.

I hear it loud and
I hear it clear.

Everyone here is
here to support you.

I know, and that's great,

because I'm gonna
need your support.

I'm gonna need 110%.

You can't
get sober in one day.

You have to go bit
by bit every day.

Yeah, or you just
don't get sober at all.

What?

I'll be right
back, don't move.

Cody.

Cody.

Are you fucking kidding?

None of you locked
the fucking door?

No one locked the fucking
door in an intervention?

Do you understand what
an intervention is?

No, you don't, you fuckers!

You're like rejects

from the Doctor fucking Phil--
- Right here.

No more fucking around, man.

We're making my movie.

Hmm?

You guys, you in?

Craig?

Craig?

You can't make a
movie without money.

That's why you call in favors.

We have a world-class
crew right here.

They're working on my show,
they can't do your movie.

You gotta stop
talking about them

like they're not in
the fucking room.

Chaz, Robbie, you
guys know me better

than anyone here, okay?

Whose side are you guys on?

Kate?

Kate?

Tell him he can't opt out.

Okay.

So, Cody, here's the thing.

It's a great opportunity to
make some real money, finally,

and I just feel--
- Real money, yeah,

so is my movie.

Kate, you, of all people, need
to be supporting me in that.

Not fucking having
me do this goddamn

kiddie bopper game show!

Cody,

getting sober can change
your life, trust me.

It made me what I am today.

That's great, Craig.

Good for you, I'm proud.

Trust me when I tell
you you smell like shit.

You fucking stink.

I don't know what
kind of lure that is,

but it's fucking gross.

Okay.

Fuck you.

Okay, I hope you
enjoy going broke.

I hope she fucks that
19 year old so hard

his dick falls off,

and while the new one's growing
back, 'cause he's only 19,

she picks up the old one,
bronzes it mounts it,

gives it to you so you can
put it on your mantelpiece

just to remind you, you are
a fucking horrible father,

you are a terrible actor, and
you are a lonely terrible man.

Fuck you, Cody!

Fuck you!

All right.

Chaz, Robbie, come.

Wow.

Really?

Really, Fuck One and Fuck Two,

this is the thanks I get?

Well, congratulations, Chaz
and Robbie, you're fired.

Congratulations,
Chaz and Robbie,

you guys are fucking hired.

Kate?

Cody.

- Hey.
- Hey.

What's up?

No, I just...

Fuck, Cody, we
cannot make a movie.

This is your movie too.

Yep, I know, I know.

And that's why I'm
saying no to you.

I got us a first
class crew right now.

We just got, we got
our, our script.

Yeah.

Whoa, what the...

Like,

Kate, if we don't do
this, I have fuck all.

I'm losing my kids.

I'm not getting parts.

I'm losing you.

This is ours, this
has always been ours.

Let's fucking do this.

Let's do this for us,
please, let's do it.

Let's do this.

Yes!

See, come on.

I, be serious.

Let's do this!

Yes.

Let's make a fucking movie.

We're making a movie!

We're making a
fucking movie, boys!

It's like my old
man always says,

if you got fuck
all from fuck all,

you're still gonna
have fuck all.

So you gotta try something.

So I had to call in "Mister
Thousand Bucks and a Room."

Yeah.

My Cody came and seen me,

said he needed money
for his film, quick.

I told him, "I'm
literally doing back flips

waiting for you, my boy."

Like I always say, you
never deny your kids.

Here we go.

Oh fuck, there it is,
right there, my son, look.

Look.

It's right there.

Jesus, why is there a
lawnmower in the living room?

This is Skinny's house.

Who the fuck is Skinny?

I met her at church,
you remember her.

She's the chubby one.

Is she your girlfriend?

Fuck sakes.

Fucking door's locked.

What a bitch.

Wait, she's not home?

No, she's not fucking home.

She doesn't know I'm here.

You don't have a key?

Nah, she doesn't like
when I'm here by myself.

Holy fuck, Reg,
this is sketchy, man.

All right.

- Here.
- Let's go.

Okay.

Fucking boost me.

- Ah, fuck.
- Hurry up!

Okay.

Here's Uncle!

Ah, just kidding, we're inside!

Meet me at the front door.

We're gonna get the
fucking cops called on us.

Yeah.

Here she is, right here.

Come on.

Let's go.

Hey!

Viktor.

Reggie.

What's up with
your pair of tugs?

Hey.

I got that lawnmower for you.

The one you said you'd
give me 200 bucks for.

No, I love this guy.

Always talking out of his ass.

Where did you steal this from?

No, no, no, it's
not, it's not stolen.

Yeah.

No, it's legit.

For real.
- Ah.

Fucking nevermind.

Just give me my
goddamn money, fuck.

Let's see it then,
Reggie, put it up here.

This fucking bad boy.

Well, obviously, I
don't do lawnmowers.

They're not my thing.

I'm gonna have to
bring out nephew.

Bomber!

Your department.

Hello, Vik.

What's up, Bombs.

What the fuck is that?

Top of the line, 24 valve.

It's like a fucking diesel.

Honest, boys,

it's more of a fucking stroller
than anything, it's useless.

Fucking bullshit.

This thing's got a
fucking blade on it.

You know what I'm
gonna do with it?

I'm gonna slice
your goddamn throat,

you son of--
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Boys, anything.

Anything, can you
give us something?

Chill your uncle out.

He's fine.

Just...

You're gonna blow this, man.

We're not gonna get anything.

You little fucking
disrespectful bastard.

Just let me fucking--
- Just let me

take it from here.

All right, boys.

It's the best I can do.

There's a stack of five
dollar DVDs, pick two.

What the fuck was that?

I didn't hear nothing.

Holy, that fucking--

What the hell's going
on back there, boys?

Sounds like
fucking gunshots, Code.

Old air conditioner.

Air conditioner?

Don't trip, bro.

New owner.

Bought this whole, hey, hold on.

He was actually
asking about you.

German guy.

Yeah, he wanted to
talk to you, I'm pretty sure.

He's German?
- Yeah.

The new owner's...

Germans, come on!

Kate, start the truck!
- Okay, I gotta go.

Start the truck!

There's Germans!
- What's going on?

Wait!

Wait!

Hey, Viktor!

Sorry to hear about your dad.

I said, hey, Viktor,

sorry to hear about your dad.

So I was on top of the man

and I was just fucking getting
him right, left, right,

but then he started whining,
kind of like a little bitch,

and he was like
trying to embarrass me

in front of the
rest of the crew.

So I switched it up on my own.

I didn't tell him and fucking
I hit him right, right.

So I hit him with so
many fucking rights,

he thought he was treaty
there for a second.

Yeah.

It was awesome.

Viktor is big star in Germany.

Crazy big.

"Smoke Signals."

Unbelievable.

Oh my God.

You're gonna
wanna pick that up.

I think it's dirty or something.

Here, trade me.

Dude, careful what you--

Sorry.

I'll do.

I think it's
backwards, to be honest.

The gun?

You need money for your movie?

Hmm?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Hundred grand!

Oh.

Okay.

All right.

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

Wow.

And it's almost
like we're soldiers

of the same struggle, you know?

We had a genocide
committed on us.

They had...

- No, they didn't have--
- No, no, they had--

They did the genocide.

- Fuck.
- They're the genociders.

Man, fuck these guys.

You must promise
me one thing, Viktor.

Anything, yeah, sure, what?

Caveat.

You must put the
other "Smoke Signals"

in your movie.

The other actors?

Okay, well, we
can't promise that.

Like, we're working--
- No, no, no.

- We can't--
- No, no, no.

Oh no, we can promise that.

No, that's, that's,
that's a promise.

That is a guarantee.

- It's not a guarantee.
- I will sign off

on that right now.

It's a, that is a promise.

- Good.
- Nice.

Good.

Good, good.

Oh my God.

I want you to look at me.

Hmm?

Smile.

Yah.

And promise me you put
the other "Smoke Signals"

in your movie.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Okay!

And we make a movie!

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh God.

Oh no.

What the fuck?

Holy fuck!

Holy fuck, we're rich!

Yes!

What?

Why are you looking
at me all weird?

What?
- The rest of the cast?

Like family?

Yeah.

Oh my God.

What do you mean?

Sometimes you don't talk to
your family for like, years.

Cody, that guy was not around.

Like, like he said, "Or else."

"Or else?"

I didn't hear him
say, "Or else."

Boys did he say, "Or else?"

There we go.

Thank you.

Look.

Look at this.

Jesus.

Oh fucking.
- Look at this.

Look at this.
- Cody.

That's a lot
of fucking money, man.

Why can't we just
celebrate this?

Oh my God, yes!

We make our movie tomorrow.

Yeah, we do.

Tonight, we make one
stop, one stop, boys, okay?

Oh my God!

Get out of the way, Chaz!

♪ Gonna have a pow wow ♪

♪ Oh, wow ♪

♪ Pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Ooh, pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Our love, our love, our ♪
love is going up in smoke ♪

♪ Where there's smoke ♪

♪ There's always fire ♪

♪ Your kisses leave me hanging ♪

♪ Hanging from a rope ♪

♪ Pull me up, ooh, darling ♪

♪ Take me higher ♪

♪ And now I'm sleepy and my ♪
teepee's cold and empty ♪

♪ And I lost the jazz for ♪
medicine that's in me ♪

♪ Oh, baby, you got the cure ♪

♪ You got the cure, for sure ♪

♪ And we're not gonna make it ♪

♪ Break it to me gently ♪

♪ Gonna have a pow wow ♪

♪ Oh, wow ♪

♪ Pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Ooh, pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Gonna have a pow wow ♪

♪ Oh, wow ♪
- Goddamn it!

♪ Pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Ooh, pass the peace pipe ♪
- Fuck!

All over
my fucking room!

Hey, Chaz.

Chaz?

Wake up.

Cody?

Codes.

What the?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What?

What the fuck is that?

Jesus Christ.

Oh my fucking God, Cody?

Cody!

Jesus.

Code man?

Cody, Cody?
- No, no, no!

No more!

- My face!
- Okay!

I'm getting your face.

Oh, bro, man, that's so gross.

Fuck, that's disgusting.

Cody, we are down 20 grand.

No, no, no, we were up.

Now we're down.

So...

What do you think about that?

And you didn't take any?

Buddy, I didn't
take any money.

No one else did?

I don't know, Cody,
did you take any?

I said I took barely and
then I, whatever I took,

I fuck, I won back and
I put it back in there.

Okay, well, what
do you say we do now?

Look,

okay.

From here on out,
we're professional.

Last night was a celebration
party for our funding,

it was a pre-production party.

Every film set does that.
- Okay.

Okay?

It's part of the business.

All right.

And now we get to work.

We'll be all right,
we're good, okay?

Gary Farmer,

crazy fucking son
of a bitch, man.

He played my dad
in "Smoke Signals."

He actually introduced me
to cocaine when I was a kid.

Fucking all gas, no
breaks, this guy.

Hey, Gary!

Yeah, I'll
be right there.

He's here.

He's fucking here.

Fuck, when I was driving
with him one time,

when I was a kid, he
clipped his homeless guy,

I think he killed him.

He just drove off, hit and run.

I'm surprised he didn't
get pulled over for that.

Hey.

What's going on?

Oh man, it's been so long.

Yeah.

Haven't done this
since I was a kid.

You sure we're a
trickster, boy, I tell ya.

12 years old.

Bucking rails.

You know, I should arrest you.

You still got that warrant.

It's for arson, right?

No, I was, that whole
thing got cleared up.

Are you kidding me?

I just deny it.

"I've been a cop for
35 years," I tell them.

"Who's that guy?" I ask them.

"I don't watch
movies," I tell them.

So what are you doing here?

Finishing up the 12 steps,
trying to make amends?

Even better.

We're making a movie.

I want you in it.

Who's "we?"

"We."

Us.

You, me so far.

But you can't
seriously be asking me

to do this for you, right?

Why, why not?

You were terrible to
me, you embarrassed me.

Don't you remember
when I invited you

to the premiere of my play?

You came hammered and
you answered your phone

in the middle of the second
act, puked all over the stage.

Everybody thought you
were a part of the act.

It was hilarious,
people laughed.

There was nobody laughing
from my perspective.

Gary,

Dad,

look, you at least
owe me this one thing.

That's it.

That's all I'll ever ask of you.

Look,

I've come a long way since then,

and I forgive you.

But I don't owe you shit.

Try Irene.

Oh, look at you.

Oh, Corey, Corey, Corey.

- Oh, it's Cody.
- Oh, look at that.

Look at you all grown up now.

Yeah, it's been
a long time, so...

So, you're in?

Right?

To be honest,

I'm not sure if...

If I'm gonna be acting anymore.

Like, you're...

Like, are you quitting acting?

Like, never again?
- Well,

No, I mean, here's the thing.

I would need some sort of sign.

A sign, like what?

What kind of sign?

Like a sign from the Creator.

Like a zen koan,
it has to be huge.

Like, you know, hit me over
the head. Like a cougar,

a black cougar, in the snow
that I could never miss.

Or, I don't know,

maybe 150 grand.

No.

He doesn't have
any money, does he?

Okay.

No answer from on Adam
Beach's manager, again,

which means that there's only
one name left on the list.

So, can we go see
Simon now, please?

Kate, come on, man.

I'm studying here, please.

Simon will be easy.

Okay, it's just that we're
running out of options.

And if we don't get anyone,

then we're gonna have to
give Chomsky his money back.

And we can't do that
'cause you lost it.

I have a better idea.

We're gonna get Adam.

At least part of him.

We can't be fuck
lolly gagging in there

and taking our sweet ass time?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey,
hey, hey, hey, fuck.

Fuck, buddy, look,
they got security.

Oh.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Oh my God.

No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Just relax.

Relax, Uncle's got you.
- Don't fuck this up, Kate?

Uncle's got you.

Uncle's got you.
- Would you?

Hey there, buddy,
how you doing?

I'm just here for a job.

What kind of job?

Well, you know, if I, if I
told you I'd have to kill you.

Hey, hey, hey, holy fuck, man.

Fucking settle down.

Shit.

I got a white girl
in here, look.

I'm actually Cherokee.

I'm
here with the show.

What show?

Well, you know,
funny you asked that.

I got a card right here.

You know, we get people to knock
it off with their drinking.

You know, I gotta go in there

and help one of those
desperate cougar housewives.

It's opening.

It's opening, it's opening.

That's a lot there, buddy,
you're doing a good job, eh!

Fucking idiot, holy fuck.

You guys, you're
taking the north side.

North side says what?

Knock it off.

You go north side, I'm
taking the south side.

Reg,

stay in the van.

Fucking got you,

I got you.
- And if you see anyone,

honk the horn three
times, you understand?

Hey, man, the fucking
horn doesn't work.

What?
- Eh?

If I see somebody,

I'm gonna do a real fucking
deadly moose call, okay?

Just like this.

And then you get
the out of there.

- Okay, so Cody?
- Okay?

Are you sure it's
gonna be in there?

It's in there.

I've never been more
sure of anything

in my fucking whole
fucking life, fuck, okay?

It's gonna be in there.

I know it.

- North side says what?
- Got you.

Hat's on.

Red team go.

Fucking got it.

Okay, come on.

You ready?

Okay.

Cody, why can't we
just go see Simon?

Quiet down, Kate.

You go north.

Hey, Cody?

What?

That's, that's yours.

Oh my God, Kate, no.

I'm going north, dude,

I'm going south, you got north.

I guess, no.

Hey, are we
supposed to be here?

What?

Are we
supposed to be here?

Yeah, Chaz.

He said when you get here,
just fucking sneak around back.

Don't be an asshole.

What?

- Cody.
- What?

We got weak glass over here.

Weak glass?

Yeah.

Oh, hi, baby.

Hey.

There you go.

In here, there you are.

I see you.

All right.

Here we go.

Oh, God.

Are you okay?

Yes.

Ugh, I knew that
would come in handy.

Kate, it was fucking unlocked.

Yeah, but you just...

Oh.

Yeah, I remember the...

That was a good one too.

Okay?

Okay, buddy?

Just give me a minute.

Can you see it?

What do you mean?

The resemblance?
- Can you tell?

You go up there first,
I'm gonna dig around.

There's a hallway here, I'm
going down down this hallway.

Okay.
- Go!

Okay.

I'll be fine.

There's a fucking bar.

Cheers, Chaz.

He's got a Margaritaville,
these things are like 400 bucks.

Jesus Christ, this is
a ginormous bathroom.

Another TV, how many
TVs do you need?

I have to plotz.

What?

I have to plotz.

What's that mean?

Plotz, it means
"shit" in Hebrew.

I have to take a fucking
shit, I'm getting nervous.

Okay, we don't have time.

Undo it.

- Okay.
- Hurry.

- How long is this gonna go?
- Fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Cody?

Come here.

What, what, what?

Oh my God.

Oh.

I fucking knew it.

Oh, baby, I knew it.

That's it.

I fucking told you,
I fucking told you.

I told you.

Oh, I told you.

I told you.

I'm taking it.

Let's go.

No, wait.

What, what, what?

It might be armed.

- Armed?
- Yeah.

Kate, I bashed the back
door open with my head, okay?

Hey, oh no.

What is you?
- I told you, man!

What is this?

What is this?

- It's an alarm!
- Kate, come on!

Get the fuck out,
get the fuck out!

We gotta get the
fuck out of here!

Holy shit!
- Chaz!

Chaz, Chaz, come on!

Come on, buddy.
- Cody!

Come on, Chaz.

- Leave him.
- Come on, Chaz!

- Leave him!
- Come on, Chaz!

You're not getting
me fucking caught!

Y'all think you're
pretty fucking slick, eh?

- No, sir.
- No.

So we just spoke
with the homeowner.

And what, what'd he say?

Did he say anything about me?

Yes, that was the
purpose of the call.

He said that he's not
gonna press charges

as long as you promise to never
go near him or his property,

or speak his name in
public ever again.

Not sure how we're
supposed to enforce that,

but, so we got a deal?

- Absolutely not, man.
- Yes.

- Yes.
- No!

We have a deal, sir.

No!

- Thank you.
- Kate!

Thank you, officer.

Officer? He's not
a fucking officer.

Kate, he's a goddamn rent-a-cop.

Look, his hat says "security."

I'm trying to be respectful.

He doesn't even probably
have a fucking orange belt.

Look, I went to
the academy, man.

I got my fucking
papers, all right?

I don't give two shits, man.

You probably got
bullied in school.

How much is Adam paying you?

That movie was the best part
of their fucking lives, man.

Why wouldn't they wanna
be a part of that again?

Well, I do have one
piece of good news.

Oh my God.

Kate.

Oh my God.

You fucking goddess!

Oh.

If we could just get one
person from the original movie,

then we can make it work.

Everyone's already said no.

Cody,

not everyone.

Look, a squirrel.

That's not a real
squirrel, Kate.

That's a decoy squirrel.

So that squirrels
don't go fuck up his...

Eagles though.

Those are seagulls.

No.

Oh yeah.

Man, he's really living
off the fucking land, here.

Yeah.

Doesn't even look like
anyone's fucking home.

What if he's not here?

Well, did you call him

or text him?
- No.

You can't just, you gotta--

Email him?

He's old school, you
just gotta show up.

Okay.

Look it, there he is.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

There's my favorite
fucking Indian.

And look it, he just got
back from catching a fish.

Classic.

What are you doing here, Cody?

What are these
cameras here for?

It's just Chaz and Robbie,

they're doing
behind-the-scenes stuff.

You remember Kate.

Whatever you're doing here,
I don't want any part of it.

- You okay, Simon?
- Look.

You all right?

I want you off my property.

Especially you.

Oh, come on, Thomas,

whadda you still gotta
stick up your ass, buddy?

Come on, Tommy.

My name is not Thomas,

it's Simon!

Listen, hey pal, look.

I don't think
he wants us here.

He's fine.

- Okay.
- Simon.

Come on, pal!

We're making a movie

and I want you to be
my co-star on this.

He asked us.

No!

Come back a better time?

And Chaz, you probably
freaked him out.

You guys fucking
all freaked him out.

No.

- I'm going in.
- Cody.

Stay here.

I'm gonna smooth this over.

Okay.

Okay.

Simon?

Simon.

Simon, listen.

Get the
fuck out of my house!

Oh God.

You tried to
ruin my life, Cody.

Did he tell you about that?

No.

Got jealous 'cause I
got the Spielberg part

and he flipped out
and burned everything.

My bustle!

My pow wow regalia.

That's because you
can get all those parts

because you look full savage.

Look, I got a fucking beard.

If I shave this,
it looks like shit!

No, maybe because
I'm a better actor.

All of this because
of a little fire?

Come on, man.

No, not just a little fire,
that was everything to me!

Look,

what do you know
about fire, Thomas?

For fuck sakes,
that's my line!

Oh, fuck.

I came here...

to make...

peace!

I don't want nothing to
do with you, Cody Lightning.

You're a fucking demon.

Come on, let's go
back to the car, man.

Yep, come on.

Fuck, you guys stay here.

Simon, just listen to me.

Listen.

Look,

I'm fucking sorry,

okay?

All that shit I did back then,

I was in a fucking
horrible place.

Okay?

I need you.

I haven't had PCP
in like three years.

We can make this fucking thing.

Viktor and Thomas styles, man,

and we could do it right down
the middle, 50/50, everything.

50/50.

♪ I'm with my boys and we can ♪
come and kick it right now ♪

♪ I'll grab my girls and you ♪
can meet me at the pow wow ♪

♪ Meet me at the pow wow ♪

♪ Say, awe yeah ♪

♪ Awe yeah ♪

♪ Say, that's right ♪

♪ That's right ♪

♪ I'm with my boys and we can ♪
come and kick it right now ♪

♪ I'll grab my girls
and you can meet me ♪

Hey, Viktor.

Smoke on this.

Rico.

You're cast, brother.

No more anal.

Hey, you know
I'm white, right?

♪ Braiding hair till
the day is done ♪

♪ Now we looking like the ♪
mother freaking Brady Bunch ♪

♪ Take my children ♪

That's Adam.

The Adam Beach.

Yeah.

Hey, Cody, I got a quick
question for you, man.

This is, this is
first AD, people, Reg.

Run things by him before you
approach me, I'm in the zone.

Please don't mess with
my mojo and my flow.

No fucking around!

Okay?

But hey, hey.

When am I gonna
get paid for this?

Are you serious?

We've been on set
10 minutes, man.

No, fucking come on, lend
me a hundred bucks, okay?

Look here, check this out.

Reggie, this is from crafty.

This is my coffee maker,
what are you doing?

My ex gave me that.

Just gotta confirm my
heritage for some tax credits.

Yeah, so it's just
a little swabby-poo.

♪ That's right ♪

♪ I'm with my boys and we can ♪
come and kick it right now ♪

♪ I'll grab my girls and you ♪
can meet me at the pow wow ♪

♪ Meet me at the pow wow ♪

Sound, Tito?

Tapwe!

Camera?

Okay, rolling.

Action!

You thought you
saw the last of me?

You thought it was over?

There's more to my story.

Fuck!

Okay, fuck, that's enough!

Oh my God.

Ah!

Cut!

Ow!

♪ Meet me at the pow wow ♪

We're making
a fucking movie!

Absolutely not, no.

You cannot make a sequel
to "Smoke Signals"

without the express permission
of its original creators.

I got permission right here.

Your fists are not
permission, they're fists,

they're not rights.

Excuse me?

This, this one is a right, okay?

Okay, so we just,
we're not understanding,

'cause he was in
the original movie.

Like, people still
recognize him.

Yeah, I was Viktor.

"Hey, Viktor," that's me.
- Yes.

You can't use
the name "Viktor."

What?

What do you mean,
I can't use "Viktor?"

I don't understand
that, I am Viktor.

You played him in
a different movie.

Not this movie.

That's an important distinction.

Distinction, I'm sorry, what?

What are we?

Distinction, I don't
see a distinction.

What is the distinction?

Like reality.

You're creative.

You wrote a whole script,
you wrote a movie.

Just switch it up a little bit.

You know, try something like,

"Diktor."

Okay.

And...

we are one with the wigs,
the wigs are one with us.

Action.

Well, inside you,
there are two wolves

and both of them are weak.

I'm scared,

I'm alone,

and I don't know what to do.

And you
can never be weak.

Not if you are going
to save our people.

I know.

I'm trying.

Yeah.

Yes, yeah!

That was amazing!

Yeah, like, I literally
was going to cry and, and--

Okay, we're moving on!

Moving on!

Moving on, Kate!

You would look good

even if you had no teeth.
- Kate!

Not in a million years did
I ever think I would be...

doing a project like this,

nonetheless, with
Cody Lightning.

We had a bad falling out

and at that same time,
going through therapy,

I wanted to kill him every day.

Every single day
was a different day

of how to kill Cody Lightning.

And that wasn't healthy,

and didn't stop until about
four to five days ago.

Can we get an eagle?

I just think it'd be badass
if there's a fucking eagle

comes down and
like fucking, rar!

Like grabs the bustle--
- Yeah, no,

I'll talk to Simon.

I'll talk to Simon about it.

Okay.

So...

How come you never
told me about Simon?

What do you mean?

What about him?

Like, you know,
burning all of his shit

and not talking to
him for five years.

Come on, Kate,
you knew about that.

No, you didn't tell
me anything about that.

Look, Simon was a
fucking dink to me, okay?

And he stole all
my fucking parts.

And, you know, I was,

I was jealous and I
wanted to fucking...

Kate, there's a lot
of shit that I've done

that you don't know about.

No, there's actually not.

Well, thank you, Simon, that's
actually super generous.

Yeah, not a problem.

Holy!

Hey, my little movie
stars are here.

How did you guys get here?

Daddy
Jack brought us.

What the hell?

Cody Lightning!

Oh my God.

- Oh.
- I'm Jackson.

Yeah.

It's an
absolute pleasure,

man.
- Hey guys, come here.

Go get your craft service,
go get craft service.

Okay!

Man, I can't believe
I'm finally meeting you.

Yeah, cut the bullshit, buddy.

I'm sorry?

I know who the
fuck you are, man.

You think you're
all young and hot

and you fucking got some
trendy-ass foreskin going on.

You probably got
that, don't you?

I do, yeah,

but I'm sorry, did
I do something?

Yeah, you did, pal.

You took my fucking family.

You took my kids.

My kids are calling you "dad?"

You, "dad?"

I don't fucking think so.
- Hey, listen, man.

They're our kids.

Hey, I realize this is
probably hard for you,

but we're on the same
team, "Team Dad."

And, hey, if there's anything
you need, anything at all,

just give me a call, okay?

I'll let you get back to
work, I'll check on the kids.

Hey kids!

Those chips are for everybody!

What?

What?

Holy Toledo!

What?

Where is my Cody?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

- Where is my Cody?
- Hey.

- Cody!
- Whoa, hey.

Don't point that
thing at me, man.

Look at this
fucking movie set.

All my money, movie set.

- Yeah.
- Oh.

Hammer!

- Hammer.
- Yeah.

Oh, Adam Beach!
- Oh, hey, hey, hey.

That's Adam, but yeah, he's
in his process right now.

He's going over his lines.

Just leave him alone.
- Right, right,

the process.

- Yep.
- The process.

And where are all the
other "Smoke Signals?"

Oh, they're not here yet.

We have Simon, hey, Simon.

This is Simon Baker.

He was Little Thomas.

Yeah, Little Thomas,

I know, I know.
- Yeah.

Wow.

Ah.

You look smaller in person.

Very fragile.

I feel like maybe
I want to hit you.

- What?
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no,

We can't do that.
- Because,

"Smoke Signals."

Hit.
- Yeah, but...

Look, this is the executive
producer's trailer.

That's yours.

It's yours.

And there's, there's
two bathrooms in it.

Hello!

Is this the Honey Wagon?
- This is, this is it.

Come here.

I want everyone to know
you are doing great work!

He thinks all the other
actors are on our show?

Yeah, he wouldn't give us
any cash unless we promised,

we had to promise, he made,

he like made us say it
like 10 times, "I promise,"

in order for him to
give us the cash.

She was there, she said yes too.

- I didn't say yes.
- It was all approved.

- I tried to--
- So.

- Get out of it.
- But yeah,

this is how we funded it.

You might run into
a problem with this.

He's got a fucking gun.

I remember when you were
obsessed with that freaking guy

with the ukulele at the party.

That was very annoying.

Yeah.

I don't know why you brought
that guy around so much.

He was cute, he was Hawaiian.

Just 'cause you
wear a Hawaiian shirt

doesn't make you Hawaiian.

He wasn't just wearing a
Hawaiian shirt, he was Hawaiian.

Mm-hmm.

Hey, sorry, I just gotta.

Oh, it's my...

Just gotta.

Hey, Marcy.

Yeah, no, it's a great time.

So did you,

you watch the demo?

Yeah?

Okay.

And?

Yeah, I told you, right?

No, he's the real deal.

You gotta have him in to read.

For sure.

Yeah.

Just, you're gonna
fall in love with him.

That's why I love her.

So good.

She's selling me right now.

She's the best in
the fucking business

with this stuff.
- Like it's almost like

a concern for a character
that he'll be too sexy,

you know, and I...

Yeah, oh good.

Yeah, so it's "Simon,"
spelled the usual way.

Yep.

"Baker."

Also the usual way.

Yeah.

Oh, Marcy, this is
great, thank you.

Rolling on rehearsal.

There,

through the window.

I can see.

I can...

Cut!

Cut, Cody, I am a method actor.

I got nothing to react to.

How can I have an
emotional reaction

if there's nothing to have
an emotional reaction to?

You're gonna have to
pretend, this is a big scene!

Don't use the P word.

I am not a pretender,
I am an actor.

A professional actor.

All right, we don't pretend
in a porn set, do we?

We don't say, "Oh,
these are cocks."

We get our dicks out.

So, get your dick out, okay?

Okay, I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

Can we, can we get
some barrettes for Adam?

- Oh, that would be nice.
- Yeah.

Thanks.

Can I take some home after?

You live fully
off the land, like--

- I try to.
- Wow.

McDonald's is
around the corner, so.

Oh, that's...

- That's off the land, right?
- Cody?

- Oh, what's?
- Cody!

Is that a baby?

Why do you have a baby?

I rented him, Kate,
from the gas bar.

I paid 30 bucks,
fair and square.

But we only have two
hours, that's union rules.

Reg, Reg, Reg, hey.

Get this baby into
processing, hair and makeup,

and then get him
to that top window.

- This is my baby, I think.
- We're going!

I'm sorry, top window, what?

Yeah, the top window.

- No.
- Kate,

Jesus Christ, you're acting
like you've never seen

"Smoke Signals" like nine
million fucking times.

This is the part
of the movie where

Little Diktor gets knuckle
hucked out the window

and fucking Adam
Beach, the father,

catches him and saves him.
- Yeah, I know the part,

but we cannot throw an actual
baby out of a window, that's--

- Kate!
- That, no.

Why the fuck did I
pay 30 bucks for then?

We have to throw
a doll or something.

Shit, no, we don't
throw a goddamn doll!

That's what they did
in the first one.

It looked like horse shit!

We are not dropping
a baby two stories!

It's fine, look, Reg,
you gonna catch it?

Reg is gonna catch the baby.

Yeah, try and get
a little spin on it.

Okay, Cody, I am not
comfortable with this.

This is crossing a boundary.

Codes, it was Baby Thomas
that got saved from the fire.

Can everybody just shut
the fuck up for a second?

Jesus Christ, man.

This is the backstory
to the whole film.

It's important, okay?

This is my fucking vision,

and if you guys can't--
- No!

I'm the producer and I say no.

Yeah, me too, I got
50 percent on this.

That overrides you.

Fine, fuck it.

Fuck it, okay, we're
not using the baby.

We're gonna fix this with "CGY,"

a thousand bucks, 1,500
bucks out of our budget.

Good job, cool, the
computers win today.

No more dramatic backstory.

Fucking, grrr.

We're done here, we're done.

Just use a doll.

I love the idea
of a real baby.

I think it's brave.

Pretty crazy to be
doing this again, huh?

Me and you.

I feel like I've lived a
thousand lives since then.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry about everything.

What are you talking about?

I needed you.

I couldn't have
done this without.

I just wish I would've
done things differently.

Look, I forgive you.

We all forgive you.

- I let you--
- Yeah.

God, fucking cut!

That's a cut!

Isn't that my line, Cody?

It's your line, yes.

But you're just taking so
fucking long with the pause.

I didn't know when
you had enough guts

to divorce the goddamn thing.

Maybe if we got a real
director around here,

he could explain to you
what dramatic tension is.

Excuse me?

Hey, wardrobe, can we get
some smaller shoes over here,

for Simon, so we won't step
all over my fucking lines?

Maybe pop some grays in here

'cause he's acting
like an old ass bitch.

Whatever Cody says, let's
get, let's fucking do this.

Someone told me, a little fly
on the fucking wall told me,

a fly on the wall that
I have hired around,

saying that Simon
said that he had

something in writing this.

Not true, not fucking true.

That little fucking,

that little fucking stinky dink

thinks he's fucking
okay and all good,

and he's gonna
fucking take credit

for writing some of this shit.

Not happening.

Not on my watch.

Mine!

Me!

Once this bad boy
comes out, man,

both of you guys are
gonna get a lot of ass.

'Cause when anyone asks me,

you know.
- Cody,

what the fuck is this?

It's the script, Simon.

It's what, the lines
that you say in a movie.

What are you talking about?

These rewrites.

"Oh, please shower
me with your mercy?

"Let your love come down?"

Sounds like I'm
sucking your dick.

Then here,

I just say, "Hey, Diktor."

Why?

What are you talking about?

That's the iconic
fucking line, Simon.

Am I greeting you?

Do I have dementia?

Why do I just say it in
the middle of a sentence?

Why don't you just
fucking say your lines

and hit your marks?

Why don't I just say, fuck no?

Fucking cry baby.

Pretty cool to be
doing this again, huh?

I wish things were different.

Well, they aren't different.

No, you're supposed to
say that you forgive me.

Just say you forgive me.

I don't fucking forgive you.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Come on.

Why'd you make me do this?

Make you do this?

Sorry, I let you do this,
big difference, buddy.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You talked me into this.

What are you doing?

Fuck, man.

Why?

So you can embarrass me
in front of the camera?

You know what?

I'm not the only
one who thinks this,

but the whole crew thinks
you're a fucking joke.

Cut!

These literally
aren't even the lines.

Is that what you
guys think, huh?

That I'm just some fucking joke?

How about this?

I quit.

Simon.

Yeah, yeah, you can't
fucking quit, buddy,

because you're fucking fired!

Does anyone else wanna
play Simon's part?

Anyone?

I don't give a fuck
if you can act or not.

Chaz, Robbie?

I don't give a fuck anymore.

Somebody!

Come on!

What the fuck is the
matter with you guys?

Doesn't anybody give a shit
about this movie anymore?

Well,

that's pretty much it then.

They're not fucking coming back.

Cody,

we gotta call Chomsky.

What?

Yeah, okay.

Fine, Cody, but you can
do whatever you want

and I'm gonna call him then.

No you're not!

Fucking A, you're not fucking--

- Come on, man!
- Calling fucking Chomsky!

Are you fucking kidding me?

Nope.

Not happening, sorry.

I can't believe you
would even fucking

try to do that right now.

After the fucking day I've had?

I have enough footage.

I'm gonna make it work.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Fuck.

This is fucking
embarrassing, boys.

Cody.

It's so good to see you.

I was so afraid I
left a bad impression.

I've actually been
losing sleep over it.

Don't worry about that, man.

We're fucking bros.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Yeah, listen, you told me that
if I ever needed anything,

that I can come to you.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Well, what if you helped get
our project into Land Back?

Land Back?

Yeah.

- Both of us?
- Yeah.

That would be a
dream come true.

Sweet.

All right.
- But, oh man,

I mean, I don't work
for the festival.

I'm just, I'm just
an actor like you.

Yeah, well, if you could
convince them somehow,

like if you said, "Hey,
you fucking pieces of shit,

"I'm not doing your
fucking festival

"unless you fucking get
Cody's fucking film in there,"

kind of thing, like--

Man, what if they said no?

Jackson, you took my
fucking family, man, okay?

So the neechie law says
that you owe me one.

Yeah, no, I haven't
heard from Cody at all.

Like, I didn't even know that
the movie was finished, so...

We hired an editor,

and then Cody fired that editor.

Yeah, no, I just...

I got the results back from...

my heritage test.

Yeah.

Turns out...

I'm white.

But, I mean, I do have a
famous, a famous ancestor.

I am related to...

Christopher Columbus.

Kate!

Holy crap.

God, I thought you were gonna
pick me up or something.

You didn't call me.

Oh, what's up,
Chaz, hey, Robbie.

Has anyone else showed up?

Any of the crew?

Mean, I called them,

but I don't think anybody's
actually gonna come, Cody.

Oh, well, their fucking loss.

Did you see my head?
- Oh, yes.

They put a fucking
head up for me.

It's my twin.

Where'd they even get
that fucking thing?

You made it.

Come on, let's get in there.

- Okay.
- Get me a drink?

- What?
- Get me a drink.

Get me a drink!
- Okay.

Do you think Van
Gogh was nervous

when he showed the whole
world his paintings

of those ugly chicks?

No.

It's revolutionary art.

Hey, Cody, Cody.

Yeah, hey, get in here.

- Okay, okay.
- Quick, quick, quick.

Cody.

What?

I need to talk to you.

What?

Cody.

What?

I got my results back.

You're pregnant?

- No, no, it's worse.
- Oh.

Cody.

I'm white.

Knock it off, Kate.

Cody, I'm serious right now.

I'm serious.

Yes, Kate, I know
you're serious.

Of course you're white,
we've all known that.

Come on, man, why would you
bring that shit up right now?

Geez.

Did you see any other
filmmakers out there?

Was, if, tell me, was,
did you see Taika Waititi?

Did you, did you?

No.

Or Sterlin Harjo?

Please tell me Sterlin
Harjo is here, Kate.

Or Black Horse?

Did Black Horse show up?

I'll check.

The Cree have a long tradition
of filmmaking innovation,

and I mean longer than that
guy's braids, right there.

Yeah, I see you buddy.

I'm just joking.

Anyways, the movie that
we're about to watch,

well, I haven't
actually seen it,

but it was made by talented
filmmaker, Cody Lightning.

Hey, Viktor!

Yeah, that's
right, that's right.

He's from "Smoke Signals."

Anyways, I think we're all
in for a big treat tonight

because I think that this film

is gonna make its mark
on cinema history.

And I don't just mean
indigenous cinema,

I'm talking all cinema.

Man, they're
fucking losing it.

Okay, let's go, Cody, come on.

- Fucking--
- Come on!

- Fucking Long Back.
- Cody, go!

Who gives a fuck?

Come on, come on.

We have to get to the car, Cody.

Come on.
- Hold on.

- Cody, come on.
- No, no, no, no.

Fuck.

Oh, you're a dirty fucking girl.

Come on, Cody,
let's get to the car, man.

The car is gonna be here
in two seconds, man.

Just fucking go!

Cody, I'm not
fucking leaving, man.

You don't give a fuck about
me or this fucking movie.

Nobody gives a fuck about
this fucking movie, man.

Okay.

I'm gonna walk away
from you now, Cody.

Yeah, go ahead
and walk away, man.

Fucking...

You don't give a shit,
you're always leaving.

Leave!

You have any idea
how impossible it is
to be your friend?

You changed everything.

This is my fucking
life too, Cody.

Okay, I was proud of that.

I told my family about that.

And then, what the fuck
was that in there?

What are you
talking, you don't understand!

Do you have any fucking
idea how much money

I've spent on you?

How much time?

I didn't go to
fucking college, Cody.

I don't have a boyfriend, man.

I don't have any
friends other than you.

I live with fucking
three other people

in a two bedroom home.

Like, I don't see my family.

I'm fucking white now,

and it's always
fucking cold out here.

Yeah, it's cold,
what are you talk?

Of course it's fucking cold,
Kate, you fucking idiot!

This is fucking Canada!

You know that I
called the intervention?

Hold on, hold,
hold the fuck up.

I fucking knew it, man.
- Yeah.

- I fucking knew it.
- Of course I fucking did

because I care about you
and I want you to be okay.

But I wanna fucking
go home, Cody,

and I didn't, like always.

You needed me, so I stayed.

Because I fucking love you.

Bull-fucking-shit, man.

You fucking love me, yeah right.

Okay, so...

Yeah, here's the rest
of your fucking money,

you fucking asshole!

Oh, whatever.

♪ You grow ♪

♪ So far from me ♪

Fucking assholes,
stupid sheep, man.

Wouldn't know fucking
art if it came

right in front of their face
and fucked them in the ass.

Man, I'm gonna be at
Land Back Film Festival

if any of you assholes
want to fucking beat me up

or bear mace me.

Fucking, fucking!

Hey, fuck around!

Cody!

Where's my fucking movie, buddy?

I don't know if I have to
make this clear to you,

but I'm someone who's very
comfortable in killing people.

Hmm?

Holy, I thought
you were gonna sleep

the whole damn day away.

Hey,

come on.

We're gonna go to the Cree.

They got $5 breakfast till 11.
- No.

Hey, Chaz, get the
fuck out of my way.

Hey, I said come on!
- Okay!

Whoa, hey!

Only hookers
make money in bed.

Let's go cash these in
and go try a quick 20.

No, man, you're not
gonna try fucking 20.

You're gonna spend
all your money

and then you're gonna come
and ask me for more, man.

Well, so?

You gotta try something.

Switch.

How you doing down there?

Who got you here?

Nobody.

Nobody, nobody,

nobody.

Oh, come on.

Nobody gets anywhere alone.

What the fuck
are you doing here?

The same as you.

Just trying to get by.

Ooh, tough luck.

Ah, you know,

I used to look a lot like you.

You did?

Sure.

Young, dumb, full of cum,

risking it all every
time I hit the table.

But I'll tell you what,
though, doesn't last.

Well, what happened?

Same thing that always happened.

It ended.

You know, that's the thing.

Keep risking everything,
gonna end up with nothing.

Tough luck.

So when the fuck did
you start working here?

I'd say about 10 years ago.

Wait, what the, what
about your legacy?

My legacy?

Look, my legacy is about
my family, my kids.

All of this here,
it's just a job.

What do you say, one more hand?

See, just like I said,

you gotta know when to hit...

and when to stay.

Okay,

I'll hit.

Like I said,

you gotta know when
to hit or walk away.

I'll hit.

Or walk away.

I'll stay.

You won!

Oh my...

Here, have it all!

- Yes!
- You can serve it.

Fuck yeah!

Fuck yeah!

You know what,

you're a fucking
lifesaver, Adam Beach,

and you, you're my
favorite fucking Indian.

What the fucking?

Why was she talking about
all that cumming stuff?

Cody, are you ready?

This is an intervention.

It's not gonna be
an easy journey.

It's not gonna
happen all at once.

Are you ready?

Are you willing to
do what it takes?

Yes.

I'm ready to change
my fucking life.

Chaz.

What are you doing?

Fuck no.

No, Cody.
- Simon,

I stand before
you a humbled man.

You trapped me
in my own house?

Where the fuck are your clothes?

I burned them.

And I'm replacing
what I owe you.

I got you a new bustle
from Discount Pawn.

Also...

this, these are the
hard drives of our film.

Everything we shot,
the entire movie.

It's yours now.

Look, man, I fucked up my half

but you at least
deserve your 50 percent.

It's good.

You're good.

You're a real fucking actor.

You're free to go.

Or we can finish our movie.

Oh...

my...

God.

"Thomas vs. Viktor" for the
Nintendo Entertainment System.

Yeah, it's part one
and two, the original.

Is this what I...

Is that?

Yeah, that's Adam's autograph.

I signed my headshot too,
this is from a long time ago.

Every, every language.

Why are you doing this, bro?

Is she pregnant?

Looks like we're
really ready to go.

Yep.

Except,

where's Kate?

Hey.

Hi, guys.

Hope you're doing well.

How's your mom?

Cool, hi, what do you want?

I'm sorry.

Okay?

For what?

You didn't fuck up the movie.

I fucked it up.

Okay.

Look,

we're doing a screening
and I want you there.

It's a new cut.

A new cut?

Yes.

How did you do that?

We did re-shoots.

I swear.

Oh.

"One night only.

"Starring the original cast."

The original cast.

"Of 'Smoke Signals.'"

Well, it's good to
see that you finally

actually learned
your lesson, Cody.

What?

Please, Kate, you're
my best friend, man,

and I need you there.

God, fuck.

Kate, I'm leaving these
flowers on the porch, okay?

There's cut flower food in them.

If you lose the packet
for some reason there's,

aspirin and Seven-Up
mixed with the water,

mineral water, whatever.

And I'm leaving this
flyer here under the mat

so it doesn't fly away.

Please just show up, please.

Daddy!

Oh!

Stinker one and stinker two.

Hey, how's it going, Codes?

Going good, where's...

Where's Jackson?

Oh, you know, he's
on location as usual.

Mm-hmm.

So are you gonna
be okay watching them

while we go on our honeymoon?

Yes, I can, as
long as they promise

not to stink up my
place, my camper.

- You're the best.
- Okay, get in there,

you guys.

- Okay.
- Okay, let's go.

The movie better not suck.

Thanks, Selma.

There he is!

My Cody!

Big night!

Yes, brother.

Cody's night!

Yeah, good to see you,
I'm glad that you're here.

You're gonna love this version.

Okay.

Okay.

That is how...

I say...

thank you.

Okay.

Und good luck.

Und.

I'll see you inside!

Hey, Codes.

Codes.

Codes!

- Jesus.
- Hey,

they're getting
restless in there, man.

Come on, we gotta
get this going, eh?

Let's go.

Ladies and gentlemen!

To introduce our new movie,

you know him from when he
was just a little pecker,

Cody Lightning!

Daddy!

Dad!

Hi, babies, hi.

When I was a kid,

all I wanted to do was
be someone for my people,

someone that they could
admire and worship

and be the biggest Indian
actor that's ever lived.

And when I was eight,
I became Little Viktor.

Hey, Viktor!

I'm in my 30s now

and I spent my whole
life being Viktor.

But, you know, that
movie's 20 years old.

You know, I had like
maybe eight lines

and I didn't even do that good.

I mean, I guess what I'm
trying to say here is that

there's more to
legacy than some movie

that came out 20 years ago.

This movie, here, this
one's for my kids.

It was the great
war that tore us apart.

After fighting alongside
each other for so many years,

the weight of our differences
became too much to bear.

We tried to fix it,

but the ties between us
were too frayed for stitch.

Any chance of reconciliation
had gone up in smoke.

Any word from
that son of a bitch?

Nope.

20 years, still nothing.

But we both saw
it, felt it in the wind.

The enemy was rising again.

We couldn't hide forever.

What does the raven tell us?

More blood.

More suffering.

How long do you think you're
gonna hold this grudge?

You know we need his help.

I won't do it.

Let us instead call
upon our elders.

Will the ancient champions
help us in our battle?

You embarrassed me.

You were terrible to me.

Another sorry-ass
Indian asking for favors.

Please, our army
needs your help.

Who put all this together?

He did.

And who paid for it?

He did.

Pretty crazy to
be doing this again.

Me and you, huh?

I feel like I've lived a
thousand lives since then.

Shit, I have an
idea for the ending.

Okay.

Yeah, okay, so,

you know, the whole time
we're wondering like,

when is Diktor gonna get his
fucking shit together, right?

Wait, hold on.

What are, what are
you talking about?

He's the hero.

Yeah, I just don't
know that that's how

the audience is
gonna see it, Codes.

- Okay.
- Okay, so look,

you know, we wanna
like Diktor, right?

And we wanna see him get
over all of his shit,

but, like, what if he
can't do that on his own?

Because he thinks
that being Diktor

is the only reason that people
like him in the first place.

So what if he needs to
hear someone tell him

that that's not true?

Like, what if he needs
to hear someone say--

You're not a myth, Diktor,

you're a man.

But a really good man.

And like, people really
love you for you and--

I want you to love
yourself, Diktor.

I know you can be great if you
just get out of your own way.

What would he say?

I don't know.

What would he say?

I'm sorry I thought that I
could do any of this alone.

And that I need you.

I've always needed you.

You son of bitch.

Oh shit.

Zombie priests!

- Viktor!
- Viktor!

All right!

Who wants to hear from
our fearless leader?

Oh my God, wow.

Wow.

Oh, what a long fucking journey.

Whew, you don't even understand.

I wouldn't be able to do
this without my partner.

I would be dead without her.

She's one of the main reasons

why this project even got made.

And I'm bringing her up here.

Come up here, Kate.

This is Kate Colambo!

Come down.

Get up here.

I'm Kate.

Cody?
- Kate.

Cody, no, I don't, I don't...

Please don't do this.

Cody.

Kate, you're fired.

I'm firing you.

You're firing
me in front of--

- I'm firing you.
- A crowd.

You got...

You got me a ticket to LA?

Is this a status card?

Yeah.

I...

I can...

hunt,

hunt on Crown land?

Yeah.

Kate, you have...

white skin,

but you have a red ass
and a red fucking heart

and I love you a whole bunch,
and I just want you to fly.

I want you to spread your wings

and fly like the dove you are.

I want you to go fly to LA.

- Cody.
- And be a white dove.

You are Kate White Dove.

I know it says,
"Kate White Dove."

I...

What about, what about you?

Don't worry about
me, this old dog?

I'll be just fine.

But will you do that?

Will you fly to LA for me?

Yeah.

Yeah, of course, buddy.

Get over here!

Get over here!

♪ Gonna have a pow wow ♪

♪ Oh, wow ♪

♪ Pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Ooh, pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Gonna have a pow wow ♪

♪ Oh, wow ♪

♪ Pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Ooh, pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Our love, our love, our love ♪

♪ Is going up in smoke ♪

♪ Where there's smoke ♪

♪ There's always fire ♪

♪ Your kisses leave me hanging ♪

♪ Hanging from a rope ♪

♪ Pull me up, ooh, darling ♪

♪ Take me higher ♪

♪ And now I'm sleepy and my ♪
teepee's cold and empty ♪

♪ And I lost the jazz for ♪
medicine that's in me ♪

And action.

Baby, please come back to me.

I'm lost without you.

How can you say that?

You were never there for me.

I've changed.

And scene.

Good job, you guys.

Did you see that?

I'm really starting
to believe you.

You need her.

You've always needed her.

Then why don't
I just say that?

♪ Gonna have a pow wow ♪

♪ Oh, wow ♪

♪ Pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Ooh, pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Gonna have a pow wow ♪

♪ Oh, wow ♪

♪ Pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Ooh, pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Our love, our love, our ♪
love is going up in smoke ♪

♪ Where there's smoke ♪

♪ There's always fire ♪

♪ Your kisses leave me hanging ♪

♪ Hanging from a rope ♪

♪ Pull me up, ooh, ♪
darling, take me higher ♪

♪ And now I'm sleepy and my ♪
teepee's cold and empty ♪

♪ And I lost the jazz for ♪
medicine that's in me ♪

♪ Oh, baby, you got the cure ♪

♪ You got the cure, for sure ♪

♪ And we're not gonna make it ♪

♪ Break it to me gently ♪

♪ Gonna have a pow wow ♪

♪ Oh, wow ♪

♪ Pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Ooh, pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Gonna have a pow wow ♪

♪ Oh, wow ♪

♪ Pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Ooh, pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ I give you love, I give ♪
you everything I got ♪

♪ Never stop ♪

♪ I never tire ♪

♪ Now you're accusing me ♪
of something that I'm not ♪

♪ I'm no cheat ♪

♪ And I'm no liar ♪

♪ And now I'm sleepy and my ♪
teepee's cold and empty ♪

♪ And it's been many moons ♪
since you held me gently ♪

♪ Oh, baby, I need it bad ♪

♪ Give it to me, give it to me ♪

♪ The feeling of what we had ♪

♪ Tell me what it is I did ♪

♪ That made you
turn against me ♪

♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby ♪

♪ Gonna have a pow wow ♪

♪ Oh, wow ♪

♪ Pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Ooh, pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Gonna have a pow wow ♪

♪ Oh, wow ♪

♪ Pass the peace pipe ♪

♪ Oooh ♪

♪ My, my, my, my, my ♪