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Previously
on Hard Rock Medical.

I want you to know
what makes a human being tick,

but most importantly, I want
you to know them as people.

Check this out, Gary Frazier,

formerly of
the Australian swim team.

Bronze Medal winner at
the Commonwealth Games

in Melbourne in 2006,
engaged to Stephanie Appleroth.

Eva Malone,
Wide River First Nation.

- Gary Frazier, Greythorne.
- Are you Aboriginal?

- No. Are you?
- Yeah.

Oh, gimme a break, Al!

I can tell that whatever
that was, it wasn't good.

A good friend of mine back home

thought he'd
let me know that my ex

who left me 'cause she
wasn't ready to get tied down

just got tied down

to a mate of mine, no less.

Ouch, sorry to hear that.

Everything happens for a reason.

Seriously?

The tough part is trying
to find out what that reason is.

Are you quoting a Hallmark
card or writing one?

Hey, I'm just trying to help.

Okay, we're coming
up to Wide River,

Riviera of
the Northern watershed.

I'd like to see the
brochure for that sales pitch.

Well, let's say it's
just one of the thousand

rivers up here
with not much to distinguish it,

save for its residents.

In this case, Miss Malone,
one of your classmates,

- was raised here.
- So where is she?

She came up last night
to get things ready.

For what?

Well, this is just
one of many field trips

you'll be taking
all across the North.

We'll see how
the other half lives,

we'll do a check up
on a local Native community,

and, as they say, we'll
break bread with the locals,

learning the joys of bannock,
pemmican, and blackflies.

You're not really
selling this, doc.

Don't worry about it,
blackfly season is long over.

They couldn't stand
the mind-numbing cold

this time of year.

I bet everyone back at the lab

are just eating
their hearts out.

The human heart,
ladies and gentlemen,

has been associated
with love, power,

and courage
for thousands of years.

But what exactly is it
and what does it do?

Well, it pumps blood.

At its most basic,

that is indeed what
it does, Mr. Riviere.

The heart is a hollow muscle

that pumps blood through
the body's blood vessels.

It does so by contracting
and expanding,

causing the blood
to move through the heart

and through the vessels.

Doesn't look much like the ones
from my favorite kids cartoons.

I wonder where
the Valentine's Day

heart shape originated from?

Dr. Cardinal?

About three thousand years ago,

an African city state had
a lucrative trade with a rare,

now-extinct plant
called Silphium,

which was used
as a method of birth control.

Silphium was such a big seller

that coins were minted
with the plant's seedpod,

which looks like
the heart shape we know today.

So the heart was originally
associated with sex.

And eventually, with love.

Hey, everybody!

Hey, it's Mad Maxine!

Didn't even recognize you.

Although I gotta say,
camo suits you.

Shouldn't you be
wearing a helmet?

No, then the lads here
would think I've gone girly.

Mr. Frazier, Mr. Cahill,

- a hand here, please.
- Yeah.

Hey, Sister, let me
help you with that.

Thanks, but I'm not a Sister.

Does the Flying Nun
need some help?

The Flying Nun?

Sally Field in "The Flying Nun?"

Who?

If you're here to make
new converts, you're too late.

Your people came through
a few hundred years ago.

And my people have
barely been here 20 years.

It's called Native humor,
you'll get used to it.

Hi, I'm Molimo,
I'll be your cultural liaison

and spirit guide for
this entire adventure.

Adventure?

Since when are
check-ups an adventure?

Hey, what's Dr. Healy
keeping from us?

C'mon I'll give you a ride.

We've got breakfast
ready for you.

I think you've made
a convert, Sister.

Whatcha doing?

Looking for a part-time job.

Well, I saw an ad
for a pole dancer

up on the board at the pharmacy.

Funny, too bad I'm not Polish.

Sorry, Warren, that's
not what we agreed on.

No, I get bought out of
the house, fifty-fifty.

Fine.

Yeah, I'll sign them
when I get them.

Nothing like trying to
negotiate a divorce settlement

your first year of med school.

Not your lawyer, was it?

No, my husband.

We decided earlier on we would
negotiate something fair.

Apparently we have
a difference of opinion

on the word fair.

Well, listen, if you ever
need any free legal advice,

just let me know.

Thanks, I appreciate it.
Have a good one.

Bye.

- Ouch, see you later.
- Bye.

Hey, you haven't eaten anything.

There's a bit of
a contamination issue.

Ham and sausages
are not exactly part of my diet.

I can go a pretty
long way just on this.

You want me to ask them
to bring you out some toast?

I'm okay, thanks, Cameron.

Okay folks, time to gown up.

Gather 'round,
one and all, one and all.

Let's see what we've got here.

Oh.

Cameron.

Are we playing Call of Duty?

Gary.

I'm a spring, not a fall.

And Farida, I hope
this works for you?

Orange, how amusing.

Why would I need
an orange Hijab?

Because animals are colorblind,

but humans, as a rule, are not.

So, are we almost ready?
Let's do this!

Do what?

We're hunting elk?

Moose, member
of the same family.

You've gotta be kidding me.

That's a little
primitive, isn't it?

Well, we are primitive.

We're Native.

So, what's going on here?

Oh, it's a tobacco offering,

and a prayer for the hunt.

Chi Miigwetch, Creator,

for the opportunity to
gather with friends today.

Let there be respect
for our fellow hunters

and for the animals.

And Creator, we ask that you
give us patience and humility

to know our limits
and to take only the shots

we know we can make.

I didn't realize
our hunting was so spiritual.

And, Creator, give us
the courage to take clean shots

and to cause no unnecessary
suffering to the animal.

Unless the bullets
are made of sponge.

And Chi Miigwetch,
for keeping us safe today.

Chi Miigwetch, Chi Miigwetch,
Chi Miigwetch, Chi Miigwetch.

Now what?

Now, hopefully,
we find ourselves a moose.

And what if he finds us first?

Then you better hope

that you've got
more than your cheeky remarks

to fend him off.

Oh, my god, I'm--

- Hey!
- So sorry, let me help you.

Stop him!

You all right?

Yeah.

You sure you know
how to use that thing?

You want her to shoot an apple
off the top of your head?

I started tagging along
with my father when I was seven.

Shot her first moose
when she was about eleven.

It's the stuff of song.

Is that my cue?

♪ I went hunting
Just me and my pa ♪

♪ We had a great time
Just one little flaw ♪

♪ I was on my moon time
He used me as bait ♪

♪ To bag a moose
And bring it home to his plate ♪

♪ Hidey hidey ho ♪

♪ Hidey, hidey ho ♪

♪ Hidey, hidey, who ♪

♪ Hidey, hidey who ♪

♪ Hidey ho ♪

What's that from?

It's called "The Moose Song,"
and it goes on forever.

The idea is you personalize it
and you add your own verse

and I wrote that one
when I was 13, I think?

And your dad used you as bait?

Yep.

Moose have
an incredible sense of smell,

and my dad
always planned our hunts

around my cycle.

And I'm on it right now.

Here, moose, moosey!

That's, uh, Native humor, right?

That's Native fact.

I can hear
a cow peeing in the marsh.

It's for you.

Negatory,
Dr. Healy, it's just me.

Rich?

Almost finished.

Thought there was
an echo out here.

Dr. Healy, what
are we doing here?

Shh, be very quiet,
we're hunting moose.

What he said.

I got that.

But without putting
too fine a point on it,

I'm paying a lot of money
for a medical education,

not a course in even-toed
ungulate identification,

detection, and dispatch.

Interesting clinical analysis.
Look, Farida,

you need some patience
to get to know your patients.

Doctoring is only
one part of medicine,

three part people skills.

Yes, there are plenty of
health issues up here.

Diabetes, STDs, suicide,
alcohol dependency, obesity.

But the people, they're
never gonna let you help them

with those problems unless
you know a little something

about who and what they are.

What he said.

Thanks.

So

what exactly happened?

What do you mean?

I dunno, you're
a long way from home.

I traveled a lot when I
was competing as a swimmer.

Home is wherever
you hang your hat.

Yeah, but why here
in our territory?

Well, when you
need a change of scene,

anywhere will do.

I don't think
he wants to talk about it.

I think you're right.

Don't they cut low-lying
branches in this forest?

I think they gave
the gardener the weekend off.

Just hold on here, now.

You're not
allergic to bacitracin,

neomycin, polymyxin B?

I don't know, why?

'Cause your face
swells up like a balloon.

I'm allergic.

- Dr. Healy.
- He's putting you on.

You're Thompson Morris
the painter, right?

I prefer to think of myself
as a mixed-media artist

working in a naive style.

I know your stuff.

Saw some of it
in a gallery down in Toronto.

Was it any good?

Yeah, of course,

I've studied art myself.

- Where?
- Tuscany.

Been to Italy myself.

Had a vernissage in Perugia,
and while I was there

I did a pilgrimage
and followed the footpath

of St. Francis of Assisi.

Well, I did my
studies in Florence

and followed the footpath
of a gorgeous Tuscan woman.

That sounds like
a far more interesting path.

Maybe I'll check it out
next time.

It's good for neuralgia,

and my grandmother
put it in her stew, too.

It's different out here.

In the white man's world,
it's bricks and mortar,

but in Native culture,
it's about the trees

and the land and where we hunt.

Well, I could use
some bricks and mortar

with some indoor plumbing.

You gotta go?

I saw a really good tree
I could show you, if you want.

It's so much easier for guys.

What's with the Native speak?

Oh, the chicks dig it, man.

Looks like
a very big bull moose

at the edge of the river.

That's over that way.

- Are you okay?
- Are you serious?

I almost got goosed
by a freakin' moose!

Everything happens for a reason.

- That's not funny, Gary!
- Just trying to help.

- Stop there for a while.
- Have this, careful.

Hair color?

I don't know,

Blonde?

Dirty blonde.

Anything else? Markings?

I can't remember.

I mean, he just
looked like a kid.

So that's true?

Your father used you
as bait on moose hunts?

Yeah, he was kind of killing
two birds with one stone.

Spending quality time
with his daughter,

and at the same time
seeing if he could bag a moose.

I had a similar
experience with my father

on the golf course,

he was trying to
bag Mrs. Armstrong.

And what does she see in him?

I mean, he's way too pale,
his teeth are crooked,

and look here, you see that?

Receding hairline.

I give him three years, and
he'll be bald as an old tire.

I would like to
thank our host, Eva,

for allowing us
on this eventful hunt.

To Eva!

To Eva!

Thank you, Molimo, it's him.

Molimo.

And of course, in the future,
I'd like that we don't

use my students as moose bait.

To Farida and Molimo!

Rare is on the left,
well-done is on the right.

Oh, no thank you,
I can only eat Halal meat.

Of course, I understand, sorry.

Really, Farida?

Our good man Molimo is laying
down his jacket for you

and you are choosing to
dishonor his chivalry

by walking around the puddle?

Gary, mind your own business.

It's not Halal,
you should respect that.

Right.

But would you mind explaining

the significance of Halal to me?

Which, come to think of it,

when scrambled up
is Allah, right?

Look, Gary, if this is
about what I said earlier,

I'm sorry, all right?

No, it has nothing
to do with that.

Dude,

maybe you should
lay off the wine.

Look, I'm just trying to
understand the hokus pokery

of how an animal can be
cooked for consumption,

but prior to that
it was considered

as forbidden
as the flesh of swine.

We're done talking
about this, right?

Yeah.

Meat?

She's pretty.

I once met a girl,
with long golden curls,

so I dove in the ocean
and found her a pearl,

but my girl ran away
with my best mate Bruce,

that would never have
happened if he were a moose.

♪ Hidey, hidey ho ♪

You know you're
not the first person

to have a broken heart.

It's about more
than a broken heart.

How's that?

I grew up in a very well-to-do
neighborhood in Melbourne.

My parents adopted me at birth.

Short story is

I always thought
I was one of them.

Are you telling me
you never looked in the mirror?

It's not until I saw her
in this photo with this other-

- White guy.
- It just hit me.

It just hit you
that you're an Abo?

So that's why you get to
wallow in your misery.

You're mad at everyone
who's comfortable in their skin.

Have you looked
in the mirror lately,

Miss White Indian Princess?

As a matter of fact, I have.

This white-looking
girl from the Rez

spent ten years on the road

trying to make it
in the music industry.

I ran from this place.

I didn't touch a rifle,
I didn't eat a morsel of game

the whole time I was gone.

I was living the dream,
but you know what?

The music I was writing,

the songs were crap.

They were missing something.

So, blah, blah, blah,

I came home and I reconnected,

and I found that part of me.

The doctor part?

Oh, yeah, yes, the doctor part.

That's not what
you were gonna say.

Actually, I've
been writing a song.

Is it better than
"The Moose Song?"

Nothing's as good
as "The Moose Song."

Let's hear it.

It's not finished.

Okay.

♪ I know who I am ♪

♪ I know where I come from ♪

♪ I know 'cause I know me ♪

♪ When I follow
My heart like a drum ♪

So who's Stacy?

I saw it on the rock when I was-

Yeah.

Yeah, old girlfriend,
long time ago.

Then one day she packed up
and moved to the big city.

And you?

No,

I mean, it didn't work out.

Everything happens for a reason.

Sometimes good things fall apart

so good things
can fall together.

Oh?

Is that a Native saying?

No,

Marilyn Monroe.

I am not signing this.

No, forget it, Warren!

Hey Melanie,

got a minute?