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Previously
on Hard Rock Medical.

What are we looking
for in an applicant

to this medical school?

In a word: different.

- What did you use to do?
- I was a teacher.

Nurse for 20 years.

Ha ha!

What makes you think
you could be a doctor?

I think I gave the wrong answer.

No! The pregnant woman.

How do you find
the right candidate?

I'm here with you, sir!

You ask
a lot of questions.

♪ Behold the bitter pill ♪

♪ Is growing bitter still ♪

- Charlie!
- Huh.

Did you go back to bed?

Oh, crap!

Crap, crap, crap!

I don't want to have to rush
four kids out in the morning.

Yeah, I just couldn't
sleep last night, honey.

The kids are in the car.
I gotta go.

Okay, okay.

Coffee's on. Good luck today.

Okay, thanks.

I don't understand why they
have to use real dead people.

As opposed to fake dead people?

No, lots of med schools
don't use cadavers any more.

They use mannequins.

You can't expect
to become a doctor

and not face a dead person.

Well, actually you can,
if you want to go into podiatry.

No, I heard that
stubbed toes are creeping up

as number one cause of death.

- Guess you're out of luck, girl.
- Thanks.

You won't be seeing
the person's face anyway.

Really? You don't?

No, they're all
wrapped up in gauze,

like Egyptian mummies.

You know, the face
is the last lesson of anatomy.

Then what?

Then they crush them up
into little bits of dust

and make memory
diamonds out of them.

- Really?
- No way.

Yeah, in Hong Kong
there's so little burial space

that it's a growing trend.

People do
the same thing with dogs.

What? They do?

That isn't Fido
around your neck, is it?

No, it's a gemstone.

- Wow.
- It's carnelian.

It's beautiful.

What does it mean?

I use it to keep me grounded
when I'm feeling not grounded.

I need that.

You're going to
have to get rid of that.

You're not allowed
jewelry in anatomy class.

Morning, folks.
We're ready for you.

Welcome. We've all met
before at the interviews.

I'm Raymond Dallaire, the dean.

On my left is the esteemed
Dr. Julie Cardinal,

and the always charming
Dr. Fraser Healy.

I like long walks
on the beach and Wrestlemania.

Now, this is the first of
the 1,460 days of medical school

before you are granted
your internship,

that's 365 days
for the next four years.

I'm sure
most of you are thinking,

"Don't we get a day off?"

- Well, the short answer is "No."
- No.

You'll spend many hours
of your day studying

biochemistry,
genetics, pharmacology,

things you would learn
at any other medical school.

But the better part
of your time here

will be spent not with the
clinical exactitude of science

but rather with the more
imprecise and unpredictable

entity known as the patient.

Certainly I want you to know
what makes a human being tick,

but most importantly

I want you
to know them as people.

So if the thought exhausts you,

I would strongly suggest
that now is the--

Is this anatomy class? I-

Step right up, Mr. Riviere.

There's plenty of
room at the front.

It's my wife calling.
I dunno why she's calling me.

I'm just gonna do this here.

Hey, babe, I know
it's your first day and all,

but I hope you didn't
forget to take--

Can we proceed with
the lesson, Mr. Riviere?

Yeah, of course. I'm--

Hopefully, your classmates
have taken enough notes

and are willing to share
so you can catch up later.

As I was saying,

if you're not prepared
to give yourself 24/7

now is a really good time
for you to make for the exit.

But if you're
up to the challenge

and are willing to commit
to us, body and soul,

we will make you
the best doctors you can be.

Well then, let's begin
with day one,

anatomy.

I like where this is going.

- Hey, I think I know that guy.
- Which one?

Be nice.

This is the human body.

A living, breathing human being.

Albeit
an extreme example

of a living,
breathing human being.

The musculature
of the human body

is what carries us
through our lives.

Each person has over 600 muscles
that serve our daily needs.

And some
of our nightly needs.

But it's the neurons
inside our brain that triggers

those muscles, which move
our hands, our hips, our feet.

That's what
I'm talking about.

It's what's inside
that makes us function,

breathe, think, and feel.

It's the tears of joy when
we witness a wedding ceremony

or the miracle of birth

or the tears of sadness
when that love dies

or someone close to
our heart passes on.

Lying in front of me

are your dance partners
for the next year.

If you could all step
a little closer, please.

These two bodies will
reveal things that not even

their most intimate
partners would have known.

Mr. Riviere, would you
like to do the honors?

Uh yeah, sure.

Oh, damn! That's what it was!

I forgot to take
out the garbage!

Well, that went
better than I thought.

Whoa, you okay, bud? Huh?

Can I get you something?

I don't suppose you've got
anything for an upset stomach.

How about you?

That was kind of
a cruel trick in there.

It's not a trick.

You know, one day
your patient's this healthy,

happy person, laughing, joking,
playing ball with his kid.

Next day?

Dead from a heart attack,
killed in a car crash,

comatose from
slipping in the tub.

Some days it's gonna
really suck to be a doctor.

That's better.

Here, this will help.

Come here.

Well, I'm sure the raccoons
are already lining up

with their bibs trying
to get at the lobster

that we had for your dad's
birthday on Saturday.

Can't be dealing with
that smell for another week.

Cut me some slack.
It's the first day of school.

And I'm juggling three kids
and a part-time job here.

All I'm saying, Charlie,
is I only have so many hands

when I'm
out the door in the morning.

I've gotta get back to work.

I understand.

I'll take care of it when
I get a break here, okay?

Now does anyone have any idea

which instruments we'll be
using for our dissections?

Sternal saw,
Metzenbaum scissors,

rib-spreaders,
bone-chisel mallet.

Something you're
not telling us, Dexter?

Those are pretty
standard anatomy tools.

That only a serial
killer would know about.

Actually, Mr. Cahill is correct,

although today we'll be
starting with the basics,

which is the scalpel.

And Ray, why don't you tell us

who our first
contestants are today?

Ms. Farhisal and
Mademoiselle Russo.

Now if either of you
wants to pass on your turn

to somebody else, that's fine.

I'm ready to go.

I'm good.

Good. Please step
in and get acquainted.

Ooh, it's rubbery.

Oh, that's the formaline.

It rehydrates the body
and makes it feel spongey.

Okay, we're going to be making

what we call
a suitcase incision.

Right, so across the top,
down the middle,

then lower rib to lower rib.

What she said.

All right, Gina,
just position your scalpel

outward from the jugular.

It's all right.

Take your time.

Are you all right, honey?

Yeah, I just uh, I got
a really sharp pain in my chest.

It's just a little anxiety.

Take a breath, it'll pass.

I read about this thing
called medical student syndrome,

it's a hypochondria-like
condition

where students believe
they're suffering

from the diseases
that they're studying.

You might have that.

Oh.

Yeah, I've read
about this thing,

it's called
foot-in-mouth syndrome.

Miss Truscott.

All right, fair enough.
Let's take a break.

Instruments down.

- How much time do we have?
- 20 minutes.

Awesome.

Gina!

Come on!

Okay, what's with
the pop psychology?

I was just trying to help her.

Is that what that was?

Look, all I know is that 4%
of medical students drop out

during their first semester,

2% in their second,
and then it's smooth sailing.

What are you? Miss Medipedia?

I don't know
what you mean by that.

Why don't you
stop trying so hard?

I should have that
by the end of the month.

No, no, Kane's gonna
take a lot longer.

Right, I'll keep you posted.

I really hope
Gina's gonna be okay.

You know, a lot of
students actually suffer

from post-traumatic stress
after anatomy class?

Well, Farida didn't help much.

She's a bit of a show-pony?

A show pony?

Yeah, you know, a know-it-all.

I think it's just
first day jitters.

She's just trying to
put on a brave face.

How come neither of you
suffered any ill effects?

Well, I used to do a lot
of overnighters at the ER

at the New Liskeard Hospital.

Trust me, there's not much
that I have not smelled.

You?

Well, once you've gutted
an 1,800 pound moose

and been up to your
eyeballs in its entrails,

you're not phased by much.

Gutted a moose?

Yes, I have.

Well, as you saw back there,

I have a high
functioning gag reflex.

I'm no stranger to
the kerbside quiche.

That's Aussie for chundering.

Thought I was gonna miss
you guys and I'd be stuck

with this lobster smell
for the rest of the week.

Charlie, this is garbage only.

Yeah, I know.
That's what this is.

No, that's considered
organic waste.

That truck went by a while ago.

Carl, I'm not trying to
get rid of plutonium here.

- It's just lobster.
- Hey, the rules are the rules.

Let's make an exception
to that rule today.

You scratching an itch there?

- Most definitely.
- Yeah, funny.

Have fun with that.

Carl! Are you kidding me, Carl?

Really?

You're so not getting a
Christmas card this year, Carl!

Ray, I gotta be honest.

I don't know what you see
in that Charlie Riviere guy.

I know he's got a big heart
and everybody loves him.

And?

And? And he was
ten minutes late.

He couldn't wait
to get out of here.

He's borderline ADD.

He's probably out
in the parking lot right now

playing Angry Birds.

What's Angry Birds?

Kids' video game.

Made $106 million
in its first year alone.

Oh.

Maybe we should
make one called Angry Docs.

I think the guy's
trouble, that's all.

What are you trying to say?
He's exactly like you were.

What? Why?

Because he rides a Harley?

Has ADD? Plays Angry Birds?

Okay, I thought you
were supposed to be

impartial on this.

You still turned out
to be a pretty good doctor.

100 bucks says he doesn't
make it to the end of term.

Hmm. 200 bucks says

he delivers the goods
by the end of the day.

- Ooh.
- Ooh.

Oh, I can taste
that Macallan's already.

Hey. Scotch?

San Pellagrino? Okay?

All right. Let's go
and see how many we lost.

Gina!

Where ya going?

Gina.

What's going on?

Are you kidding me?

I totally choked in there.

How embarrassing.

You're way too hard
on yourself. C'mon.

Charlie, if I can't even get
through one hour of anatomy,

how am I going to get through
four years of med school, huh?

I was a joke.

Hey, hey, hey.

Look, I remember
when I was a kid,

I used to play
Super Mario, right?

Super Mario was a short
Italian guy, big mustache,

has a brother named Luigi.

Yeah, I know who he is,
and from what I can remember,

he doesn't become a doctor.

Actually, he's a plumber
trying to save a princess.

You know what?
At the end of every level,

you'd have to face off
against this big ogre

named Bowser, right?

And man, that guy
used to squish me

on the head over
and over and over again.

What happened?

Well, I eventually
figured out that

I was just
so much smaller than he was

so I can just
run through his legs

and attack him
from the back, kind of...

Listen, my point is, Gina,

I do have a point here.

You saved the princess?

I saved
the princess, yeah, yeah.

Took me five years.

Hey, med school
is only four, right?

Let's just hope I have
a better learning curve

this time around. You know what?

I'm just as scared as you are.

And don't kid yourself,
'cause so is everybody else.

- You think so?
- Oh yeah, I know so.

But you know what?

We're going to
get to the other side, okay?

I promise.

Tick-tock, tick-tock.

What should I go with,
the San Pellagrino

or that more popular
French version?

Let's wait a couple of
more minutes, shall we?

If statistics are correct,

they're unlikely coming back.

Really, Farida?

- Then again, I could be--
- Could be wrong.

Hey, guys. Sorry we're late.

Completely
my fault, crazy thing,

my van conked out
in the parking,

thank God Gina was there. She--

Don't. You don't,
you don't need to do that.

Dr. Dallaire, I was actually
thinking of walking out,

but Charlie...

I'm glad both of you are back.

Is it possible
to give it another shot?

Sure. Eva?

Absolutely.

- You don't--
- I'm feeling grounded.

Thank you.

All right, let's start
from the beginning.

Okay.

Listen carefully as we
prepare for the first cut.

Now the initial
incision: cutting outward

from the jugular at the dip
where the collarbones meet,

down along the sternum

and outward along
the lowest of the ribs.

In order to remove both
the heart and the lungs,

you must first sever
the forked bronchi,

which connects
the trachea's path

for both the right
and left lung--

Judging by the dark
nodules on the lungs,

I'd say he was a heavy smoker?

Most likely.

Two members of each team
must first reach underneath

where the thoracic cavity is,
and pull up on the lungs.

You'll now remove the lungs

and arrive at the piece
de resistance, the heart.

His heart doesn't
look too great, either.

What are the dark areas?

Probably a heart attack.

So, uh,

how's she doing, huh?

Pretty uneventful here.

Her heart seems healthy,

but that doesn't mean
it hasn't been broken.

Nice one.

We could imagine that

they are the romantic couple

in that movie, "Casablanca",

and name them, Rick and Ilsa.

Who?

Oh come on.

Everyone knows "Casablanca".

I mean, it's the most
romantic movie ever.

It's okay to name them,
isn't it, Dr. Dallaire?

Yes, as a matter of fact,

I encourage you
to honor them with names.

Ooh! Tarzan and Jane!

- Next.
- Morticia and Gomez.

How about Shah Jahan
and Mumtaz Mahal?

Say that five times in a row.

Haven't you ever
heard of the Taj Mahal?

It's the ultimate symbol
of a man's love for his wife.

It took him 23 years to build it

and that's where they were
laid to rest, side by side.

Did my heart love till now?

Forswear it, sight!

For I ne'er saw
true beauty till this night.

Well, then,
Romeo and Juliet it is.

- Yeah!
- Woo hoo!

A couple of hours
ago, you couldn't

get out of here fast enough.

We gave Juliet
a pretty rough ride today,

thought it couldn't hurt
to freshen her up a little.

You know, you got the
caring part down pretty good.

All that other stuff?

That's the easy part.

Thanks.

♪ Went into the water barren ♪

♪ Put his heart upon my plate ♪

♪ Said be careful
Who you trust, boy ♪

♪ Then we both
Sat down and ate ♪

Blue?

Really?

♪ Find me a human ♪

♪ Find me a human
Unconditional ♪

♪ While waiting really know ♪

♪ While waiting really know ♪

♪ While waiting really know ♪

♪ While waiting really know ♪

♪ While waiting really know ♪

♪ While waiting really know ♪

♪ While waiting really know ♪