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Red drop, blue block, butterfly baby.

Waterfall, super slow, dual block,
crazy.

Put them up now, see a flower, in the
car, in the shower,

in the box.

What you want, what you want, what you
want, what you want.

Hey, um, I think we need some space in
this relationship.

I... I love our thing, but... I need
girls to know I'm available for sex, and

think it looks too much like we're
dating.

We could totally stay friends, but... I
think we need some time

apart. What the fuck?

Right now?

Who?

Who thinks we're gay?

Dude, everyone. Literally every person
at school thinks we fuck.

Even Tristan. Nobody fucking talks to
that kid. They cheat.

You're exaggerating. I'm not
exaggerating.

Remember when the vice principal made us
rearrange her room because you boys

have an eye for design? I know you do.

Last year that gay senator got elected
and everybody congratulated us. That was

a nice thing. We just got added to the
gay -straight alliance because they were

short on gays. What more evidence do you
need? Well, at least they don't know

you're a virgin.

That's not even true. I'm not a virgin.

Lucid dreams don't count.

Yes, they do. Mom, mom, mom, not too
much? No, I'm just taking off the ends,

honey. Okay. Three, two... Bro, Mary,
take this all off. You're starting to

like a girl.

No. What?

I'm just saying, when they did your
circumcision, I think they took it all

I hate you.

Alex, you know he's not circumcised.
You've seen his penis. Mom!

College girls?

They're going to love it. I remember I
went crazy for grunge guys back in the

90s. And you just forgot which basis is
Ethan's dad?

Really, Alex, that's the way we're going
to go? Your dad tried to sleep with me,

so... I said no, because I don't like
Luke Holler.

Well, lucky for you, I'm CEO -bound, so
get in on the ground floor, baby. Stop.

Stop flirting with my mom.

Don't worry, baby. I don't want a
husband. I've already got a son.

Whatever. I don't need this.

My dick belongs to another anyway.

We suggest

you decorate your graduation caps with
any fun designs that are relevant

to you.

For instance, Ethan and Alex, you might
do rainbows or something like Bert and

Ernie doing poppers together, you know?

Something that feels organic.

Ethan, I am a pussitarian, and this shit
is giving me an eating disorder.

Alex, you've never kissed a woman on the
mouth or the pussy in your life. Shut

the fuck up. Don't tell anybody that.
This is serious. If it were me, you

I might do my Wellbutrin prescription
and my pad and, I don't know, my ex.

Why do I, um, deeply respect as a
friend?

You know, you could have just joined
Peter at any point and talked to her.

Yeah, like, that was gonna make me seem
less gay.

Might as well walk around with a dick in
my mouth, like, to be or not to be.

Like, oh, hey, Sasha, I used to think
dick was yummy, yummy, but now that I

your pussy's on the menu...

Their sexuality is literally allowed to
change. You know that, right? Not at

this school.

Davis, fuck that girl.

What does that mean?

Last year, remember he lied about being
gay to kill the guy really close to his

boss's girls? Leave the game, Davis!

And at the end of the year, stick over
to him. Fuck you.

That's why they hate him. Hey, now.

Sports.

Can't hit the gay kid. I am gay, Doug.

Well, your sport's gay, okay? There's a
difference.

Well, then why don't you just go talk to
Dasha? It's literally the last week of

school. What do you have to lose? Right
in the lip ring! She thinks I'm gay. I

can't go backwards. We just talked about
this. She'll never believe I'm

instantly changing my sexuality. I
promise you that the moment you open

mouth, she will realize that you are
heterosexual.

Well, you want me to lose. So that's
homophobic, isn't it? Fuck off, David!

Bradley! Hey, this might be
inappropriate, but you guys know where I

some molly around here?

Oh! Fuck!

Fuck, Jacob!

Jacob? God damn it!

What did I say about them homosexuals?

See, even when I try to talk to girls,
I'm taking balls to the face.

That's why I think we can't live
together next year. What?

If people think we're gay now, imagine
when we're living in the same room. God,

we're going to be in bunk beds. Alex,
shut up.

When did this become about college?

You don't understand. If I don't start
hitting pussy on my dad's timeline, my

future's fucked.

Do you really want to work at your dad's
construction company?

No. I'm going to own my dad's
construction company.

Apparently, Virgin can't own
construction companies.

Well, I mean, he's not wrong. Okay,
whatever.

Alex, are you... Are you being for real
right now?

I love you.

You're my best friend.

And I know there's a world where I'm
getting hot girls and you're in my life.

You just need to change who you are on a
fundamental level. Alex!

What? You just need to change who you
are on a fundamental level. Hey!

I'm coming, Dad.

Wait, Alex, that's not how you end a
conversation.

Can I help you, Sam?

Yeah.

Let me see your ID.

Hey, Mom.

Hmm?

Would it be, like, a big problem if I
was gay?

I'm sorry.

Are we doing...

Coming out? Is that what's happening?

No. I don't really... No, it's just
like, if everyone else thinks that I'm

then am I not, like, clocking something?

Do you feel gay?

Mom, stop.

No, I mean, I'm... Sorry.

Obviously, no.

Is it... Wait, is this about Alex?

Oh, fuck no. I mean... Even if I was
gay, it would not be for him.

I don't know. He's kind of handsome.

Mom, first of all, ew.

But, no.

Look, Ethan, I think you are an
exceptional guy.

And how other people see you, that's not
who you are.

You decide who you are.

But this is not so for the
transvestites.

What?

Nothing, I just wanted to stay friends
still.

We'll do this later. I'm trying to get
fucking ripped right now.

I was thinking last night, okay? And the
only way that I could think of to make

you seem not super gay is if I was a
girl, but...

Dude, what are you talking about? Well,
think about it. If everyone thinks

you're dating, right, and I was just
suddenly a girl, then that would

technically make you straight.

But I would still be fucking you, which
would be fucking a butt. Well, you would

heterosexually be fucking a butt. That's
not the problem. The problem is that...

I would be trans.

Exactly, and that's not something I can
just, like, lie about.

But maybe we can lie about it.

No, I was just saying that I can't,
Alex. That's, like, really fucked up.

you.

Both of us.

We both pretend to be trans.

Think about it. This will fix all of our
problems. We're basically already

pretending to be gay, so why don't we
just, like, level up and take it one

further?

You're a genius.

I can't tell if you're being serious
right now. You're a genius. Are you

serious? It's your birthday.

No. No, no, no, no. I love you. I love
you.

Hey! Hey! Stop!

Would you relax?

It's going to be fine.

Think about it. They can't do shit to us
without being transphobic. This plan is

bulletproof, okay? This is a direct pass
to Sasha's heart. Pussy.

And her tits, which are the pussies of
the chest.

Put that on.

Alex!

Ethan! Oh, fuck, you need a new name. I
don't think you can be a girl named

Ethan. Blake, Riley's name is Blake.

Yeah, but Ryan Reynolds isn't going...
Oh, yeah, Blake.

That pussy is mine, Blake. Well, what do
you think? You're going, oh, yeah,

Blake Lively. That pussy is mine, Blake
Lively.

I don't know. If I was fucking her, I
think I would call her Blake Lively. I

don't care.

Alex, my mom cannot find out about
whatever this is. She was literally

transphobic last night to my fate.

Gay whose parents aren't fucking
transphobic. It's fine.

We'll just tell the girls my parents are
Catholic, and if they find out, my dad

will fucking crucify us like girl dicks
in the wind.

No. No, no, no. I'm sorry. Bye.

Don't leave me.

They're coming. What? They're coming.
Who? The girls. All of them?

Yes, but... What did you think would
happen?

I don't know in my head. It was just
Sarka. Why?

That's all I think about.

Don't come here.

I don't want the girls to see me change.
I don't want them to know I have a tiny

dick. Then what was your plan here? We
can have them talk.

We can bullshit all of them.

You know I'm still growing.

Three inches out of both hair.

Please,

y 'all, help me!

What the fuck?

Oh my god, how many tampons did you lose
up there?

Oh, at least two, maybe?

No, wash your hands, please.

Vaginas are suffocating. I can just
reach up in there. No, you can't. That's

these infections happen.

We should know this.

Where are y 'all going?

We're sanitizing our hands, Victoria. We
don't want to reach inside of you with

shit on our fingers.

Okay.

Well, guys.

Y 'all, everyone just stop, okay?

Just let Sasha and Forrest do it. I feel
like there's too many cooks in my

kitchen.

I don't want to get, like, toxic shock,
y 'all. Hurry.

Oh, my God.

Oh, babe. I think you're really going to
have to reach up inside me.

I need to dry my hands. Just grab a
towel from the shower.

Uh, hello.

Hello, women.

Those whores?

This is so exciting for me.

Welcome. Come on. Come on. Don't be shy.

Oh, um.

Sorry, what are your names?

Oh, I'm Alex. This is Ethan.

Okay, Alexa and Ethanette.

Just Alex is good.

Don't interrupt me.

So, here's the deal.

Being a woman isn't all fun and games
and shaking ass and self -care.

Especially if you're a child.

Okay, so if you're going to do this
correctly, you need to pass like real

Like... This situation going on. I don't
want to be a bitch. Um, but you're

built like a cardboard box and This
little mermaid getup is not doing you

favors. I can take it off Honestly, you
should probably wear a hoodie Forrest is

probably your size. You could borrow one
from them Sup Claire?

Not much bro Come on

Weird girls have to laugh and share a
pussy we got a hit for graduation.

And that shit might be crazy.

It might have dyed hair. I don't know,
dude. My teacher says they peg guys like

me.

So you're a transgender woman?

Yeah.

Both of us. Gals.

You're doing much better than her.

Who? Alexa.

Oh.

Don't tell her I said that.

Okay.

Okay, so what kind of makeup look do you
want?

Right back, boy. I don't think I'm much
of a makeup girl. Every girl's a makeup

girl. Girls wear makeup and hate their
legs, and boys wear baseball hats and

don't wash their ass.

That's how it works.

Fuck off, Jacob.

You're a piece of shit.

Just Ethan is fine. I'm actually giving
Alex too. It's pretty gender fluid

anyway. You want some of my gender
fluid?

Oh, are you talking about Boston? Jacob!

Oh, and what are your pronouns?

We'll make an intercom announcement so
no one messes up.

She, her, he, him, they, them, it, it,
it. What are you doing?

Get me in here. You can't be in here.

Come on. I gotta finish your makeup.

No, thank you.

If you don't let me do this, it's like
you're taking something from me.

And that's not very girl -supporting,
girl.

Oh.

Do you keep sitting down or sitting up?
I don't think you're allowed to ask

that, really.

What's that?

Oh, those are for the boys.

There wasn't any show to hold their mic
back.

We're not staying here.

The stage is for us, Lucille. I'm the
costume room.

Wow.

Did you pick that out yourself?

No, Alex just kind of threw it at me,
so... I want you to try something on.

Take that bra off.

Sorry, I didn't think anyone was in
here. Dude, is that a potato gun?

Yeah, Miss Beecher's having me build it
for graduation. She wants some study to,

like, go everywhere.

I'm like, it's broke.

Duh.

It's burst.

Okay. Damn, sorry, I'm so excited. I
haven't seen one of these in ages. I

to build one when I was a kid, but I
always had, like, that, you know, like,

turn valve thing, and then every time I
shot it, it would go... Oh, yeah?

Uh -huh. Okay, well, you know, the
secret to it is an electric cutoff

For sprinklers.

Yeah, so I just wired that to the button
so it auto -opens. Dude, how do you

know how to do electrical?

Well, I have to make the lights work for
the shows.

That's so sick. I've always wanted to
know how to do this kind of stuff.

My dad has, like, a construction thing,
but he won't teach me because, like, I'm

too short and I don't have a girlfriend
and my dick's small.

Fine, though. I'm a man. He's a bitch.

Whatever. You're a man.

I thought you were a girl now.

Oh, yeah, that's... He's not gonna...
That's gonna be a tough one.

Want me to show you how I did it?

For real?

For real.

Dude.

Did you make this yourself?

Yes.

Sit, please.

My top pick schools didn't really see my
talent.

I'm just gonna do the costume program at
the City College until I make enough

money to move to New York.

And then I'm going to corner a director
and sing at them and be cast in Wicked

immediately.

good. Okay.

Oh my god.

What? Your eyes are stunning.

I don't know why you hide under all this
hair.

Close your eyes.

Okay.

This will all be over soon.

No, I...

Question for you. Yeah.

Are you really trans?

Are you not supposed to ask that?
Please, I'm part of this gay shit.

Okay, well, if you're, like, non -binary
or whatever, why are you always hanging

out with the girls?

Because you've seen how the guys act.

Yeah, but not all boys are like Jacob,
you know?

No, actually, I thought Ethan was pretty
cool, but it turns out she's not a boy.

Okay, well, what about me?

You're cooler than I thought, but once
again...

Not a boy.

Okay, well, now that I'm a girl, can
you, like, start inviting me to girl

What is this girl shit you're imagining,
bro?

We're not just, like, sitting around
fingering each other all the time. You

should be, but, like, don't you just,
like, hang out, too?

I bet we'll run.

No, bro, this is a socket wrench.

Okay?

Hey.

How about you go grab the fake fruit and
then you can shoot this when I finish

up. For real? For real.

It's under the football pads in a
baseball bat.

We did damn Yankees.

You know baseball players don't wear
like football pads, right?

Actors don't know that.

Sasha's actually having a grad party
tonight.

You can come if you want.

Don't get too excited, though. I'm only
inviting you because I want Ethan there.

I feel

like that's maybe a little much.

Being a pretty girl is always too much.

That's why it makes men so mad.

Thank God I'm not pretty so the men will
love me. Bitch, shut the fuck up.

Yes, you are.

All women are beautiful, even the ran
-through ones. No, I meant that I'm not

like a girl.

That's a bit phobic.

Okay.

Take a look.

I'm actually a genius.

Shit, um, we have to go to PE. Here, let
me help you out of this. Oh, okay.

What's up? What's that face?

Nothing.

You're looking at me like, ugh.

I'm not looking at you like, ugh. I'm
not thinking about you. I'm thinking

me.

Hey, Mom.

Do you think I look like you?

Hey, I knew it.

You are embarrassed of me.

I'm not embarrassed.

What? Are you asking, are you going to
be ugly like me?

Mom, you're...

Literally not ugly. Whatever.

I'm not complaining.

I just... I'm just reassuring you that
no, you are not going to grow up to look

like me.

And you're not going to grow up to be
like me either. Thank God.

I don't know. I think you're doing just
fine.

I mean... Yeah, I think I did pretty
good with you.

You got your dad's good luck.

And you're a good person.

You get it. You see me. You see women.
You get how shitty and awful it is.

You're going to be one of the good guys.

I mean, thank God.

I need to have a good man around the
house.

Okay? And I'll make dinner. And then, I
don't know, maybe we could watch

something. We could watch that stupid
show with the weird guys that make the

weird things. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay.

Hello. I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Your mom used to be hot.

What are you doing in my mom's room?

I have incredible news.

Okay, tell me over dinner. My mom's
cooking. No, no, no, no, no. We don't

time. Also, don't tell her what we're
doing.

What are we doing? Okay, what do you
think of a pussy eating human centipede?

A pussipede, if you will.

I think pink eye.

Eye drop.

Good call. What are you talking about?

Sasha's having a party tonight.

And guess who got us invited?

No. No, no, no, no, no, no. You are not
skipping this to go hang out with your

mom. No, no, no.

She's already cooking, and I promised
her that we'd watch her show, so, you

know, you can go.

That is some Norman Bates -ass shit,
dude. We are leaving for college soon.

You've got to separate from this woman
sometimes.

I know. I know.

But I think she's in a weird place, and,
like, maybe she, like, needs someone

tonight. Okay, well, that someone could
be a date. We have a party to go to.

And honestly, she needs Nick that bad. I
got a little time.

Stop. Time out.

Help me.

Help me take out the garbage. All right.

Bro, how big is it your mom's tits are?
I hate this bit. No, respectfully,

respectfully, I'm just wondering if I
can wear her lingerie to the party

because I'm trying to look sexy.

Alex, can we just not go? No, no, no, we
have to go.

Please?

Dude, for me, for me, okay?

I just need to go to this party tonight.

I can talk to Sasha, and I can show her
how awesome and straight I am, and

she'll obviously fall in love with me.
And then next year, everybody in college

is going to think that I'm the guy with
the hot girlfriend. And you can still be

my roommate, okay? And nobody will think
that I'm gay literally ever again.

It's perfect.

And you get to be the wingman of the
century.

Well, wingwoman, technically.

Come on.

Just put on a dress.

A couple hours.

Nobody's going to even know. It's going
to be fun, I think.

Okay? And then, as soon as I'm making
out with Sasha, you can come home and

watch your stupid show with your sexy
mom.

Fuck. We need clothes.

Did you invite Victoria?

Regretfully. Girl, I hate that bitch.

She just fucking, I swear, she just,
like, showed up one day. Like, she just,

like, spawned in.

Do you think Alex and Ethan are for
real?

Ethan's definitely a girl.

You should see how much she hates
herself.

Why?

I don't know, like the whole David
thing.

Yeah.

I really thought he was gay.

When we did Romeo and Juliet together,
he was totally staring at Tristan's dick

brand.

Give me that.

Right.

Yo. Freaky in here.

Would you calm down? Nobody thinks that.
What about her?

I'll kill her. Come on.

Somebody died in an unlucky day.

What kind of girl do you want to be?

You could be a country girl.

You could be a cabaret star.

Ethel, Bertha, any of these old bags.

Oh, Canadian torpedo.

It's kind of slutty, don't you think?

Yeah, but what girl doesn't want to be a
slut?

I look like my aunt that makes cheap
jewelry in Tucson, and you look like

wear it.

I look like I'd fucking break up a
marriage.

Why the fuck?

I don't want to be an A -cup that's the
worst thing you could be.

Fuck, I'm lopsided.

Does that happen to girls? I don't know.
Okay.

La -la -loom.

Alex?

Alex, I don't... I don't think... I know
my husband paid for your abortion.

Wait, what's this?

You want a wig?

What are you, like, gay Easter Bunny?

What are you doing?

I'm being sexy.

If I'm gay Easter Bunny, you're a
fucking marching band Elton John.

Elton John's kind of cool.

Help, my baby!

It has a full head of hair!

John, more looks!

More looks! Oh, fuck, are you okay?

Then more looks!

Did you see my phone?

Mama, I don't want to go west.

You'll be shitting distance, Harry, if I
have anything to say about it. We're

both going west. But, Mama.

That's not the sound that unicorns make.

Okay, what do they make like?

Am I tucked in?

That's a phrase.

What?

You look good. You know I like them, you
know, kind of freaky and mentally

disturbed. Do they feel real?

Should I?

I mean, have you ever felt a boob
before?

No, Alex, neither have you.

Like this?

Bro, you gotta have it in you. I don't
know.

Come on.

Now throw your ass into it.

What do you say when you're trying to,
like, objectify a woman's mental health?

Nothing. You don't say anything.

Sorry I love all women.

Shit, I look good.

I look like I'm about to coach a girls
basketball team to a state championship.

Rebound, ladies!

Actually, you know what?

I look like Dolly.

Dude, come on!

Hey, I knew it was you two bitches in
there!

Motherfuck!

Oh, David!

What the fuck are you doing here?

I don't know, getting my pussy waxed.
What are you girls doing here?

We're going to Sasha's.

Running from Jacob.

You wanna drive us? Please.

Yeah, fine. Get in.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Careful. Get in the car. Get in the car.
It was open. Sorry.

Oh, my God.

Sorry. Sorry.

We're ready.

Shut up.

Josh, you're not listening to me. No,
no, no, no. Listen, this party, there's

boys here, okay?

There's trans girls here, and there's
girls. You come here, I'm going to

spit on you. I'm going to spit on you,
I'm going to smack you, and not in the

way that you like, you dirty bitch,
okay? I won't touch your dick for, like,

fucking long if you show up. I'm not
even fucking kidding you.

Okay.

Ethan, it's all looking very hot, and
Alex is, uh...

Completely different story.

I love myself.

That's totally valid. It's just you can
maybe love yourself in a more

aesthetically pleasing way. Whatever.

Leather's for the gays, isn't it? Oh, my
God. What? I'm learning, okay? It's my

community now. I'm diving in.

Shut up, please.

I mean, you're definitely not a leather
queer. What do you know? You're straight

anyway. Oh, my God. No, I'm not. Yeah?
Well, what about that girl?

Jude Lee?

Uh -huh.

She's trans.

What? Yeah.

He came out a month into college.

He just didn't want to tell the girls,
so I kept it secret.

You let the girls hate you just to keep
it secret?

Yeah.

I mean, they're only allies when it's
convenient for them.

I'm not going to surround myself or be
friends with people that are constantly

questioning my sexuality.

Yeah. Anyway, be careful tonight.

Stick together.

Do not trust anyone.

Except each other.

You got it?

All right.

Now, get out of my car because I have to
go black out with my dads and watch

Funny Girl.

Alex, please be careful with those big
fucking feet. I'm trying.

I'm stuck on the fringe.

I'm stuck on the fringe. No, I know.

Alex, stop.

Let's go.

Pause.

Can we do a serious really fast?

I don't want to do a serious, okay?
They're seriously hot girls. I need to

serious. I'm sorry? Fuck your serious. I
seriously need to get this fixed.

Welcome to womanhood.

What? And now, the five very mistresses
of the Ryder High bareback is... First

Girl Night!

Good.

Oh, my fuck.

Is this straight vodka?

Baby bitches don't need chasers, and I'm
literally 18.

Pussy!

Pussy!

Pussy!

You need to learn how to swallow.

It's literally a female coming of age.

Girl, shut up. Not all of us suck dick.

She's trans.

That doesn't automatically mean that she
sucks dick.

I actually fuck women all the time,
so... You're a trans lesbian?

That's literally so special.

Wait, you two never... Nope.

That's never been true, okay?

Come on, you both. You're minted.
Really? No. I literally kissed you.

Yeah, and then you immediately pulled
back, said yeah, and set my whole coming

out experience, like, at least a year
back. Don't be a salty bitch.

Lauren.

I want to see y 'all play.

Seven minutes in heaven.

I'm not going to kiss you. Okay, that's
not what the cell was about.

What are you so smiley about?

Don't worry about it. It doesn't have to
do with you. Oh, it doesn't have to do

with me.

Because last I checked, we were stuck in
somebody's fucking truck together.

Okay, well, it's not about you.

What is it?

Yeah, you are. So am I. Are you keeping
up with the... Like, in real life.

What?

Back at the theater with Sasha, she put
this dress on me, and once I had it on,

you know, something, like, kind of
clicked, and that was the thing. The

thing that I was trying to tell you
earlier, that was mysterious.

Are you fucking kidding me? You've got
to fucking change in front of Sasha.

What? No. What? Is she naked too?

No. Oh my God, Alex. That's my number
one crush. Alex.

Does Sasha think about me at all? Can I
please get a reaction to this? To what?

I'm heartbroken. To the trans.

Sorry, what does this have to do with
me? Oh my God, it has nothing to do with

you. This isn't a you thing. That's what
I was trying to say. Are you still

going to be my friend?

Oh, bitch. Alex.

Oh, sorry.

Is that misogynistic of me to say no? I
probably shouldn't hit you either. What?

Stop. Tell me what's going through your
head. Right now.

I mean, honestly, this makes so much
sense.

Every crush you've ever had is a
lesbian.

Facts. Okay, why? Facts.

Honestly, I used to think it was like,
kind of like, kind of like dudes, but

this math actually makes a lot more
sense. Hold on, hold on. I have not, I

not exclusively been attracted to
lesbians. Oh, do I need to pull out the

record? Okay.

Middle school? That girl with the
imaginary horse she used to ride around

lunchroom? Oh, what was her name?

You know, with the basketball shorts.
Oh, okay. Well, basketball shorts

aren't... They don't... They don't
directly mean lesbian.

Okay. Well, she's dating Claudia Parker
now.

Okay, fine. That's one. You also had a
crush on Claudia Parker.

Devastating for you that they're dating
now.

It's fine.

I'm just sorry. Don't shoot them up.
It's fine.

What about Forrest?

Forrest is gay.

Oh, stop.

Um, I mean, Forrest is kind of scary.

No, dude, Forrest is actually really
cool. We're like homies now. Like, for

real. I don't think you're homies. Can
you invite me to this party? I can get

you in those non -binary panels. Hey,
yo.

Hey, yo.

Stop. Gross. Gross.

Look, I'm, um, I'm kind of having a good

time.

for like the first time in my life so
could we just like enjoy tonight

dude yes that's what i'm talking about
okay that's the energy i

like though

Um, do you, uh, do you come here a lot?

This is my house.

Hi.

Can I, um... Yes, you can sit down.

Thanks for inviting us. Um, yeah, I
think we do just need some girl time.

Totally, I'm always looking for girl
time.

I should get that fixed.

Boris!

So, how did you know that you weren't a
girl? Whoa.

That's a crazy thing to come right out
with. I'm sorry.

No, hey.

It's fine.

Just ask me in a different way.

Okay.

Um, how did you... How did you know that
you weren't a

girl?

How do you?

So, I thought you were always supposed
to have known and, like, wanted to kill

yourself and stuff.

Yeah, I guess, um, I just sort of woke
up one day and was like, fuck Barbies or

Tories. Oh, okay, I get it.

Yeah. Word.

Yeah, totally. I mean, my childhood was,
like, super traumatizing, too. Yeah.

Yeah. I was Annie.

Aunt Annie.

So, a lot of pressure.

Sasha had put me in a trap.

And she did my makeup.

Um, something kind of happened.

Okay, what happened?

Um, I guess I saw myself

getting older, and that never happened
to me before.

I guess I never really, like, thought
about the future.

I don't know, I just, I realized, oh.

I can maybe live like this.

I don't know why I just said that.
Welcome to the club.

It's actually pretty cool.

It's mostly awesome.

It's fun.

Actually, it's not really that fun.

There's fun parts of it.

Cool. You're so weird.

Tommy.

Oh, my God. Stop.

I'm not.

Well, can you tell me about it?

Because I'm, like, I'm new to this.

Yeah, I don't know. If we're, like, the
same brand, Liz.

Like... Totally.

Yeah.

Um... I mean... We're both...

Um, maybe... Gay.

What?

Oh, I, you know, I said gay.

Or, lesbian?

Oh.

So, like, you made that?

You're, like, multi -talented or
whatever?

Uh, I mean, I wouldn't say that. It's
more like multi -hyphenate.

Or visionary.

Yeah. Visionary, that suits you.

Thanks. I invented the duct tape wallet.

So, when you're thinking about the
future of your...

What are you excited about?

What? I guess maybe I have, like, one
thing that I think about.

Okay.

Tell me.

Well, it's kind of a... Okay, tell me.
Okay.

I think about holding hands.

Platonically. No, platonically. Like, I
mean, like, holding hands with other

girls.

Uh -huh.

You know, like, girls can do that. They
can, you know, be

close with each other and have fun and
be hot.

Okay, so you're trying to be hot.

No.

No. I'm messing with you. So what's the
list? You can, like, make stuff. You can

sing. You can act.

You can dance. What do you think?

I don't know. I don't see you doing much
right now.

Oh.

I'm going to finish this. Then finish
it.

Okay, I got you.

Drink up.

Come on, likely.

Oh, fuck you. I don't know. I mean, I
just like the idea of, you know how

can be soft together and, you know, kind
of have fun

and dance around.

Oh, so you want to dance?

Huh? Do you want to dance?

Right now? Yeah, let's dance.

What?

What, a dance battle?

A battle? Are you dancing? Let me know.

Please help me. None of this. Oh, you
want none of this.

Okay, get me. Oh, what?

Yeah,

you can put your hands there.

Yeah, that's what the girl does.

Okay, copy.

I heard it.

I'm new to this.

Yeah, I'm aware.

Oh, my God. This would be so

hot if I could dance. Okay,

but how do you know if someone is
interested?

You said you wanted to dance.

Platonically. How can you know if it's
not platonic?

Oh, my God. Do you want to kiss me?

Yeah. You can.

Oh, my God. I promise I'm not into
girls.

Well, that's good, because I'm not a
girl.

What? Yeah, I'm a boy. This whole trash
thing is, like, totally a joke.

Are you being serious?

Um, yeah, but... Nothing bad, I promise.
It was not a bad... I mean, Ethan just

did it because I have a huge crush on
you, and we just wanted to come hang

You were making all of this up?

Well, no, not my feelings about you. I
mean, I'm not just some guy who's like,

oh, I want to fuck you. Like, I think
you're really cool. Get the fuck out of

house. No, Sasha, you don't understand.

Forrest! They were lying. He, Ethan, is
lying about this. No, not Ethan, just

me. Get the fuck out of my...

Did you not hear me?

Leave. Now!

Ethan! Ethan!

Ethan!

possibly made you tell her?

I didn't mean to, okay? It just slipped
out. I was trying to tell her that you

were telling the truth.

But why?

Because she wasn't into girls and I
wanted her to know I was straight.

I just said the thing, but I didn't mean
to. I didn't mean to. I promise, Ethan.

I promise. It was an accident.

Please go away.

No.

I'm sorry.

Ethan!

I saw a coyote down in the alley behind

the one -bedroom apartment.

Something was dangling between his
teeth.

I could tell he was thankful he wouldn't
sleep.

I've had a really...

A horrible night.

So, um... Can I just have a hug, maybe?

Well, no, I'd... I'd like to... I'd like
to know what I'm looking at, if that's

okay.

Okay, um... Um... You know what?

Let's not.

I don't want to fight about this
tonight. It doesn't have to be a fight.

Good night.

You go first. You go first. You're a
scary guy.

Well, hello there, Mr. Alex.

Jacob.

What's up, dude?

Guy.

What?

Don't act like I'm so scary.

I'm not a scary guy.

I mean, you did steal Miss Beecher's cat
last year. She had it coming.

Well, you shouldn't be scaring me.

You're a legend.

We heard about what you did.

Tending to be trannies to get into the
girls' lockers. Bro, that's insane.

Like, that's actually crazy, dude. I
don't think I would have ever had the

to do some shit like that.

Yeah, well, you know.

You're gonna go down in boy history for
this shit, dude.

Everyone is gonna remember your name.

You might be even more memorable than
me, bro, and I'm the fucking

Well, I don't know about all that.

Well, nah, I mean, you won't, but you'll
be big.

Do you know where the theater is?

Oh, uh, guys, the subsection's over
here.

Bro, what do I have to do to get this?
Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys!

Uh, guys, I don't think we should be in
here.

Bro, come on.

We're joining you.

Uh, joining me?

With the tranny thing?

We all want to get into that locker
room.

None of us really thought this was
possible, but you proved us wrong.

Uh, you guys definitely don't want to go
in there.

Oh, we definitely do. Oh, bro, you gotta
do this one.

This dress says, I fuck.

Bro, shut the fuck up.

Let me pick my own shit.

The fuck do you mean? Okay, listen. Do
not come near me.

I heard what you did.

You did the same thing. I didn't, and I
told you that I didn't, okay?

Like, what is wrong with you? Okay,
whatever. Listen.

Jacob and the other boys, they're
getting in dresses, and they're going in

girls' locker room. Oh, I wonder where
they got that right idea. Okay, well,

it's a lot scarier when they do it. Oh,
my God.

Can you straight guys just, like, harass
women as men, or... That's not...

That's not what I was trying...

Just trying to get everybody to
understand that me and Ethan are not

No offense, but it turns out that she's
actually a girl.

What?

Ethan.

She's... She's trans.

Like, dead ass.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, she told me the other night before
everything got fucked, and now I've

been looking for her, and I can't find
her anywhere, and I want to go to her

house, but... Oh... Can you help me?

Why would I help you?

Because... I don't know, like, queer
solidarity?

Not for you.

I'm not gay. Ethan is. I know that
you're not. You say it all the time,

Oh, please.

For Ethan.

Okay.

How can I help you?

I need Dick Gobbler.

Are you picking a song?

Yes, I'm picking a song.

They didn't wait to throw the first
brick at Stonewall until they got the

jukebox right. You cannot talk about
Stonewall, because what the fuck do you

know about Stonewall? Well, I know that
we need to pick up the pace.

Okay, see?

See, the vibes are right.

Let's go!

100 bad bitches in the city.

All the girls, they are so pretty.

100 bad bitches in the city.

All the girls, they are so pretty.

Why do you want me? Are you any?

Are the bad bitches can't help me?

Why do you want me? Are you any?

Are the bad bitches can't stop me?

Oh, are you fucking kidding me?

That's a hate crime. Actually, this is a
hate crime.

Well, saying this is a hate crime is
actually even more of a hate crime.

Just get out.

I don't think so.

You know, I think we should all take off
our clothes.

I mean, that's what the locker room is
for, right?

Right there, right there, right there.
Okay, all right.

You knew you were taking me to races in
L .A.

It's not races. I'm Italian, and I'm
here all the time.

Okay.

Come on!

Are you out of your mind? Come on! I
know the kids are telling you that

gay, and maybe they're saying that you
need to be a girl, but I think they're

putting that on you, and now you're
doing this because you're trying to

why you're different.

That's not it, Mom. You are beautiful,
you're a handsome boy, and I don't

understand why you want to throw that
all away to be an ugly girl. Mom! I am

being mean. I am just telling you the
truth because you won't be pretty, and

that makes... Like, hard. You don't
understand. I don't want your life. I

want to be like this. Sorry.

Sorry. So you don't want this. You think
I'm trying to have this life. I'm

trying to get us out of here. And I need
you to help me do that because I don't

have options, Ethan. And you don't
either.

And if you do this, if you just...

change everything if you throw it away.
You're throwing away your future, and

you're throwing away mine, too, and I
don't understand how you can be so

selfish. This isn't about me being
selfish. It's not selfish for me to want

be happy, Mom.

Happy? What, you think you're going to
be happy? Have you ever met a happy

jack?

Ethan!

What? Don't get mad at Ethan about the
dress, because it was my idea.

Because I'm actually gay.

This is my lover, David.

What?

Oh.

It's very, very much in love.

Okay, so Ethan doesn't deserve any of
your homophobia.

I do.

Because I'm a real -life gay guy.

Alex! Shut the fuck up!

Guys, I know stage combat.

Is that, like, real combat?

Yeah. Except no one gets hurt.

Not sure it's going to be useful in this
situation.

Mom.

I wish I could be happy in the body that
you gave me.

I wish, I fucking wish that I could do
all of the things that you think I can

as a boy, but I can't.

Every part of my body, my brain, my
lungs, my fucking soul, every part of me

wants to be understood and thought of
and seen and held as a girl.

I want people to see me that way.

I need it to live, Mom.

And I'm terrified.

I'm so scared.

I'm scared about how hard it's going to
be, but the not doing it,

it's so much harder, Mom.

It's so hard that it might kill me.

I don't know.

If you want that kind of kid.

I want to be your child.

I just can't be your son.

Sorry, I know this isn't a good time,
but Jacob and all the boys are trying to

force their way into the girls' locker
room in dresses.

What? Yeah, so we kind of need to go if
we're going to stop them.

Okay, I have a plan. Grab the damn
Yankee stuff in the back. I think you

stop making plans.

Okay, well, this one's better, bitch.
Thank God. I don't know if you can mess

stuff up more.

At least I'm doing something.

Okay, I'm just going to go get this
stuff.

Hey, you know I actually really care
about you, right?

Hey.

What? What do you want? Why are you so
mad at me? Why do you think? I think you

need to calm down because I will have
fixed all this in a...

So soon? You didn't fix anything, Alex.
You only started more problems.

Okay, well, what I started was your
gender, which I actually think it's a

two -thumbs -up thing to have done. You
know, my mom won't talk to me anymore

because of you. Who cares? We're going
to college. It doesn't matter. I care.

That's my mom.

If I don't have her, then I don't have
anyone, Alex. I don't have a family.

That's not true. I'm your family. No,
you're not.

You don't do the right thing, Alex.

I know that you think you're my friend,
but the only person that you think about

is you, and I don't want people in my
life that are like that.

Well, what about next year?

I don't want to live with you next year.

I don't want to be friends with you
anymore.

I think you were right, and I think we
should be apart.

For both of us.

I'm going to go help Davis.

There's balls in here, bro.

Jake, your biceps are looking huge, man.

Thanks, bro.

I got this a little.

You are looking absolutely cut.

The diet is for sure working.

You don't think I need to work on my
legs?

I feel like... I feel like my legs are
kind of mid.

No, man, they look great.

Like the definition here looks insane.

Shut up.

You sound like you're fucking.

We are not fucking!

You do sound like you're having sex out
there. Someone find a crowbar or

something.

It's even.

How is that different?

Oh my god.

She really is trans. Stop being fucking
assholes.

Why would we trust you, David?

Because Jude is a trans guy. I'm still
gay.

Really? Yes.

You all need to get a lot better about
queer identity. Now please, let us the

fuck in.

Name yourself.

Yo, it's Alex.

Sorry I ran and saw some hotties. You
know how it is. I brought a crowbar.

It's locked.

I'm sorry.

You have nothing to be sorry for. I
think I'm the one that fucked up here.

I mean, I guess great culture is
probably the real problem, but... I

is the real problem.

I think you're right.

Do you hate me?

No, I actually really like you.

Okay, so what are we... to.

Alex actually has a plan. We have stuff
here for you guys to fight your way out,

and he's going to give us a signal when
it's time to go.

Okay, what's the signal?

Huh.

It's astounding.

Signal! Time is fleeting.

Madness. I guess that's it.

Get her!

But listen closely.

Not so fast.

I don't know. Everyone grab some.

Hello, can I help you with something?

What are you doing?

Yeah,

you know, I'm not really involved in
this at all. And I just will say also,

loving the dresser. You got to try it
out once.

You could have been one of us, Alex!

I'll see tea somewhere else!

I'm sorry about everything I said at the
party.

It's fine.

I mean, it's not fine. It hurt like a
bitch when you said that, but... It'll

okay.

We're really all out of the fault
anyway.

No. How are you okay with him?

Girl, I'm not.

Not like at all.

I don't know where I say something.

Okay, then say it.

You know, I don't believe in labels,
but, you know, we can see where things

I'm just saying, you know.

Boys rule.

Girls rule.

What is best to get rid of gender theft?

Apparently we can't.

makeup when you're done?

No, I have to do my own.

I know, bitch.

That's why I said when you're done. Oh,
my God. Why are you cursing at me?

This might not be like a super good
gender thing, but you know how to tie a

Yeah.

Are you and Alex still not good?

I haven't seen him since, you know, the
big

fight.

I'm sure he's just in the other bathroom
getting ready.

Yeah.

Are you going to leave my collar up? No.
Sorry. Sorry.

No, it's Alex.

I know you, like, don't think that
there's any men

in your life now that Ethan's, like, a
girl or whatever.

And I know you're probably like, oh, I
lost all the other men in my life even

though I know how to suck dick, but...
Alex.

But... I'm a man.

And I can step up, Mary. I... I know I,
like, have to go to college and

everything, but I can fix things and I
can take the trash out.

Whatever you need, okay? So don't worry
about anything, because you got me,

baby. Okay.

Oh,

babe.

Look, I know... I know we have our,
like, fun banter, but you are 30 years

younger than me. Oh, my God, Mary, not
like that. I'm...

Being a gentleman.

Okay, I guess what I came to say is
just, like, don't be mad at Ethan for

something she can't control.

I am not mad at her.

I'm... I just... I'm so

scared. I don't... Nobody wanted me.

I know how hard and painful this is
going to be for her. And I just,

I don't even, I don't even know if I
have the strength to

watch her go through life with this.

For what it's worth, I've known Ethan
almost as long as you have.

And the last couple hours since I
suggested that we do this,

she's been as happy as I've ever seen
her. Maybe happier. And I've seen her

pretty happy. I'm pretty funny.

I make her laugh a lot.

I don't know, something's just good for
her right now, you know? And it's just

cool to see somebody you love so happy
and free.

You know, I don't even think she wants
to see me. No, bro, she definitely wants

to see you. No.

Sorry, ma 'am.

I think you just...

I think it would mean a lot if you just
came and saw her graduate.

But I don't... I don't... I don't even
have

anything to wear. I didn't... My dresses
are just shit from high school.

Yeah, but I'm sure you still fit in all
those. Yes, of course. I fit into them.

I just...

I think they're a little bit young for
me now.

Respectfully, if your daughter's going
to wear whatever fucking dress you want,

I think you should too.

Okay? So find the hottest thing in
there, put your makeup on, put a smile

your face. We only graduate once.

Let's fucking do this, okay? Okay, go
away.

I'm not going to let you watch me
change.

Okay.

Gentlemen, out.

Sasha,

let's go this way.

Mom, you look really hot.

So do you.

I brought her. I hope that's okay.

He offered to step in and be man of the
house.

No, actually, what he said was, you got
me, baby.

But not in a sexual way.

I'm a gentleman now.

I don't want to fuck up your makeup.

So, I should get a seat.

Um, hey.

Hi.

I'm sorry.

For everything.

And I do want to fix things and not be
so selfish.

I'm really sorry that this all had to
happen this way, but... I'm really happy

for you.

Thank you.

You know.

Lucky makes a guy crazy. Oh my god.

What can you do?

But, um... You'll always be my girl.

And a sexy one at that.

Fellas. Ladies.

Dumbino. Oh, my God.

Everybody.

Shut up.

I'm sorry, guys.

I... I'm sure it's a little too late,
but I just... I'm sorry for everything,

and... Sasha, especially, I'm sorry, but
I'm... I'm an ally now.

Nice to see you as a boy.

Really?

Not like that.

Wow.

Moise.

Are you still living here with them?

I see you.

Trying. And I think that's the best we
can ask. I know.

Hey, bro.

You want to help me pick this thing up?
Yeah, totally. Yeah.

You're literally drooling.

No, I'm not.

If you and Forrest are going to do long
distance, you better not hurt them.

We're literally lesbians. Long distance
is different for us.

No, just because you're a girl doesn't
mean I'm above anything.

How are you gonna be a bitch to me when
I'm like 3 ,000 miles away?

I'm creative.

Crescent wrench.

Bro, I know shit now.

You know, no homo, but I'm really going
to miss you.

It's been an honor to stand beside you
these last 18 years.

We've grown so much, but I don't know
how I'm going to do this without you.

Just because you're not in the urinal
next to me does not mean you're not in

heart, okay? Oh, my God. I love you.

I love you, too.

See you on the other side.

See you.

You little

bitch,

there's no soap in mine!

Davis fucked up for all of us.

Oh! Are you okay?

Oh, fuck!

Sorry.

It looked right at the end.

Hold on.

Hold on.

I would help you, but I only know how to
take them off.

All right.

Uh, yeah.

Real women don't need shots.

Okay.

Every time I tried to shoot it, it would
go... What?

Well,

there's blood on the dress, so... What
are your pronouns?

Borrow one of yours.

I need these.

Every time he would shoot, he would
go... But,

Mama... I got this, I

got this. It's kind of floppy.

Like, flash.

Why don't I need a Viagra on aisle two
for this horn?

And then every time I shot it, it would
go...

useful in this situation.

Not saying I'll ever be useful in this
situation.

Not saying I'll ever be helpful.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, my

God. That looks pretty good.

It's a stick figure with text. It's
abstract.

I totally nailed her eye.

You want to know the truth about this,
First Lady?

My husband would have paid for her
abortion, but she prefers it down the

Women's rights.

I'm so sorry.

Fuck you, lady.

If you're LGBT, we want to start a
party.