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"Give me my Romeo, and when he dies -

- he turned into stars.

When the sky will seem so nice, and the whole world will love the night.

... the sky will seem so nice ...

... and the whole world will love ...

... and the world will love the night. Not acce the sharp sun. "

Hello!

Hello!

Hello! - What is it?

Woody, turn down the music! - What do you say?

Turn down! - Did you say something?

It is impossible to read in the racket. - It's not trouble.

Can you switch off? - What's in it for me?

A musikkelskers gratitude.

All right, I switch off. - Thanks.

If you show me your tits. Until the girls.

Stupid pig!

I've seen them before. - What? You have not!

Now have I it!

Good morning, Kitty.

- Are you up there, Woody? - Yes.

Good morning, Daddy. - Mail to you, princess.

It's from Yale!

I'm going to interview next week. - My daughter is going to Yale.

I have to do the interview first. - You fail us never.

Never.

Is not it exciting, Ted?

Are you excited, Nell? - Yes.

I'm so excited That I would like to ... yale up!

Thanks, Mom.

Shit! - All right, Della?

Yes. I stings just a few fingerprints.

Continue like that, my good lady.

So you will soon play the big match?

It comes talent scouts from many universities.

The house specialty: "What the hell, it erjo egg".

The appearance is everything. - Totally agree.

Imagine if you will be the first in my family who are studying.

The first in your family to go to school.

If you do not succeed -

you can always work for Stan here in "Spatelverden".

The greatest living American should have accomplished anything alone -

- but at the same time have implications for the United States and the rest of the world.

After careful consideration, have I decided ...

What's up? - Hey, Horse.

Good reception. Is it good for you?

In the highest degree. Let's get going.

Now you will feel the wind through your hair on your squishy butt.

Go ahead.

What have we here? Is not it a little strive virgin?

Yep.

She is dangerously close to the water puddle. - It is unwise for a wise girl.

Thanks.

Just go ahead. No notice it.

Who wants candy?

Hey, Nell. I love your hairstyle.

Thanks, Glixen.

Tre ... to ... me!

Look up!

Hey, Harry! - Hi, honey. Wait, people watching us!

Great hairstyle.

Is not it Retardo and Chlamydia?

My name is Breanna, your nerd.

Sorry it with water puddle. We saw it not.

You do not think about.

But listen here:

People like me do not fit into the environment here -

but life does not get better than this.

The big football star and cheerleader chick his.

The little gray on the top floor is not in top shape, -

so you may end up working for your father on "Spatelverden".

You marry enough with Breanna, but start early to drink.

You know you'll be a fat drunk who always talking about the old days.

Your little wife, whose appearance has gone right down the drain, -

trying to save even picture by lying with your friends.

Which one of my friends? - Most, I would think.

Have a good day.

See page 488. "Early History", where it says:

See page 488. "Early History", where it says:

"Combined with the study of human beings and especially its culture, -

we examine society by analyzing the classic structure. "

Do not forget to use the database -

And remember kildeangivelsene. This applies to the Internet as well.

Miss Bidermeyer, I can explain.

The page should probably omit from kildeangivelsene.

Mr. Zbornak join the excursion.

I've tried a crazy cool dress for the dance.

Elegant Beyoncé, stylish Gwen Stefani and cheap Aguilera.

It is quite Madonna. Before she was old.

It sounds good.

Armani will be perfect for you.

When you steal no attention from me.

Mr. Deane. Can you join?

A moment.

Look at this guy.

Texcatlipoca.

The old Aztec god of witchcraft.

Tex here has an interesting resume.

He was the night's god and the fuming mirror master.

He could change shape and was at all a powerful bully.

Mr. Deane, are you listening?

Or has Mr. Horse anything interesting to say?

I'm guessing...

... it is unlikely.

We're busy, so go together in pairs and look at the rest.

Remember: Check, analysis and ...

Describe.

Mr. Deane and Mr. Horse, forget it.

Mr. Horsen and Mr. Glixen, Mr. Deane and miss Bedworth.

Start.

Have you seen any good porn?

Consider that I have to hang on you. Only stupidity is not contagious.

Only streberi not contagious.

Shut up!

I hate you. - You just want to have sex with me.

I will give the flower minutes to one from my own kind.

You and Glixen are the only ones in the species.

Idiot! You think it's all about rap music and football.

You think you are different from everyone else.

Different than. You said "different from".

Thanks. You are no different than other nerds with books instead of friends.

Neanderthals! - Spastiker!

I hate you. I'd rather lose both legs than to be like you.

Ditto.

Ditto?

Double-ditto! - A million times double-ditto!

I like big butts and menerjeg

and the dress is short on a huge hurdles

so blirjeg wild and fragile that I've never been before

"... and will discover that her destiny is to be alone."

Come, taxes will be with me tonight

so you get all my charm the ass makes me wild and hot

Good night, Pus.

Oh, my head! It must be a dream.

Time to get up.

What was that?

Titty? I've got tits! Two!

It is very normal to have two but not for a guy! What's up?

My dick is gone! Prick!

I've bush! Two tits and a bush, but no dick!

It must be a dream. A cock-my-er-away-nightmares.

Do not panic. What the hell is going on?

What is it?

This is not my room.

It's just a dream. A large, ugly nightmare.

We need to talk!

She wants to talk to me.

Why I stand and rotate the weekday panties?

Bloody hell!

Like that. Now you know the bush that it is Wednesday.

Yuck!

Two minutes, otherwise I set fire to the bed!

It's bad enough to get by such.

How the hell do you get it?

Now, ladies, there are certain au naturel.

Away with you! Away with you!

The coast is clear.

Insert!

Good morning.

Are you all right, Nell? - Yes, I saw you just do not.

Oats oatmeal is complete. - I'm not hungry.

Hogwash. Breakfast is the most important meal.

Oatmeal provides regular bowel movements.

I've just added a cable the size of my head.

Oatmeal sounds good, Mom.

Is it meat?

Have oatmeal? - Are you kidding me?

Pork is good. Eat, my boy.

It tastes puke.

You were certainly hungry. You get a portion for.

No! - Wait here, young lady.

Come on, handsome!

Come on.

You are a big, strong girl.

Pardon.

See you.

Nell, it's not something you forgot?

Damn, so big it is!

What? - See you, Mom.

Jump in, we go out and do the ladies pregnant.

Is it good? - Yes I'm fine.

Turns You On?

The old woman stole the ride my!

Oh no!

Runs we not a little fast? - You're damn on.

I'm gonna die.

Shit! I have not taken the bus since the eighth grade.

Hei!

Stop!

Kiss my ass, asshole!

How shall a young lady talk.

I get cranky nårjeg has her period!

Pardon.

Kiss my ass! - Likewise.

You! What the hell have you done to me?

Hands off.

Do you think this is my fault? - You Harjo always answers to everything.

Not on this. Whatever it is.

It could not have happened. - But it happened.

I want my body back.

I live with the Simpsons. - Hold my parents outside.

Did not your mother heard about curbing themselves? Tibetans hold their ears.

Not to talk about the use of language!

My mother has certainly not an oversized mole.

There is a beauty spot. - There is nothing though with it.

You are like a pig.

I will not be a boy. Especially not you.

No no no! Do not stand here and cry.

Perhaps it goes over again.

As a kind of head colds.

Maybe everything is as before tomorrow.

Do not tighten up unnecessary attention.

Ok.

Yuck! I have to touch it!

I'll never eat with your fingers again.

You should write a speech about the greatest living American.

Breanna?

I had to practice with cheerleaders forwards, so I could not do your homework.

Ja vel.

Nell?

Nell? May we hear your voice on the greatest living American?

Ok.

I think the greatest living American is ...

... J- Lo.

J-Lo? - Jennifer Lopez, vet du.

Singer, movie star ...

She had something going on with Diddy and he of "Pearl Harbor".

I know who J-Lo's. I'm just excited to hearing

why do you think that she is eligible for the title.

Deal with J-Lo is that she is from the street.

Now she has become a movie star, but she's still cool.

Before she had so little, and now she has so much.

But she is still herself. And it's great.

And she's American.

And alive.

Ja vel.

J-Lo?

It just flew into my head. - A good place to land.

You made me laugh.

I actually like J-Lo. She has a luscious butt.

A luscious butt does not make any of the greatest living American.

I know, but she's also gorgeous melons.

You're an idiot and a Philistine.

I do not like that you call me an idiot.

I do not know what the second means, but I'm not that either.

Spisekonkurranse!

Woody!

What a beautiful sight.

And I have to eat with them.

Hei, Woody.

My parents are going out tonight. If you want to talk about clothes to dance?

I can not.

I thought: We are alone.

Maybe I can make it there with ...

Add Religion cleaning!

Would you do it?

Last week, he implored me to do it.

What is it?

Get lost! Wake up!

Consider that Woody said no to sleep with me!

What's up?

If I had Richard Wainwright's heels, I'd blown in Woody.

It is not so simple, Tiffany. Woody can be sports star.

That means fame.

Occasionally følerjeg that Horse is only with me for sex.

It is not true, Chanel. You have many good qualities.

For example? - You have good taste in earrings.

And your hair is not frizzy in the rain.

And you're my girlfriend.

Hi there!

Come in, Wood Rochester. - How are you?

Stiff dick and lick your hair.

Remember that we have training tonight. - Exercise?

I'm in shape to beat anyone.

Me too, but I'm unfortunately unable to provide any bank.

We will play against Lamont about a week.

You know what coach do if you do not come?

When he paints your balls into dust.

And then you get only children who are small and dust.

One can express themselves without resorting to profanity constantly.

You are right.

Pardon.

To show that I am sorry I'd like to offer you at a little lunch.

Or you can get suck on my balls.

They are tasty, too, i have not showered for days.

In!

To!

Three!

Fire!

Are you ready?

Wood.

Si hut! - What?

Woody. - Sorry, coach.

Now it will happen.

Wood. - Now!

Wood!

Wake. - Pardon.

Now.

I have it.

What the hell was that? You play as a girl.

I am not entirely in kind. - What?

That does not worry. - I know what it means!

Now hear this.

The match will be the greatest experience these guys get.

Even if you have talent, you can not allow you to fail them.

Oh well. - All right, Coach.

Pull yourself together. Otherwise, you will watch the match from the bench.

Do not take you close to him.

It slipped only slightly. As for a golfer.

No matter how big you are, it's not always soar in the stick.

But you just have to continue to keep the balls in the air.

Will you wear it? - What?

Happiness helmet min. It helps me.

Take it.

What is it that has made it to the happiness your helmet?

It's actually a little foolish.

The first time Chanel gave me a hand fighter, I came on the helmet.

It brings back memories.

Yuck!

Dung Music.

It forms a pattern.

Here he comes.

I have seen you. - Pardon.

Loser! - It may even be.

I've heard about the training. - I have bruises all over me.

If the coach puts you out, my life is over.

It erjo just a game. - No! Do you understand it not?

This is certainly not one head colds.

Look at yourself. What is it I have on me?

Chinos and a shirt that was lying in the back of the closet.

And there shall be left!

Classic clothes never go out of fashion. - I've nerd hairdo!

Parted in the middle are European. - No, it's geeky.

I look like a male version of you.

As long as I'm trapped in this vile body -

you need to find yourself in it.

If that's the way you want it, then.

What are you doing? - You look like a whore.

You can not go to school. - Yes, I can.

Hands off, otherwise skrikerjeg.

What are you doing? It is Shakespeare!

Now we'll see.

Fin penis.

Bloody hell!

Nothing beats a little personal care.

It must be done.

Hey, Woody. - There's something you should know, Breanna.

Are you sorry that you rejected me? - No. We can not be together anymore.

Very funny. - I'm not attracted to you.

You look a little publicly out.

Do not be afraid of the hair on his lip. Some men like like that.

Soak in this, Woody Deane.

Did he really say that? - You almost did not see the hair.

What happened? - You broke up with your girlfriend.

No! Me and Breanna? - Breanna and me.

Beating you up with my girlfriend? - You'll get over it.

I must go. It happens something big for me tonight.

And for you.

Congratulations. Tonight you will lose it.

Nicky!

Here you go, honey. - Thanks.

Great ... wagon. - It's a dump.

But my parents are not here, so no one disturbs us.

Oh dang! I've never seen a girl drink like that.

I'm a little dry throat.

Maybe I can moisten it slightly.

I want a beer.

Okay.

Is it good? - Yes.

You've been so weird lately. I think I know what's wrong.

I doubt it. - Let me guess.

You think that if you do not impress talentspeiderne -

ends you working for your father on "Spatelverden".

What?

Let things fall into place by itself, Woody.

Whatever you find on, we are proud of you.

If you do not want to work with spatulas, that's fine.

Come on, honey. - Not here.

Okay. We go into the bedroom.

Now we started, girls.

What the hell tenktejeg on? This is totally gay.

What are you waiting for? Can I see a little skin?

I'll be the bitch of his. "Bitch Woody".

Need some help?

I have to pee. - Now?

Yes. Undress you, and do not start without me.

Returned!

Not that shit again! - It's very melodic.

Give it a try, you will learn to like it.

Nope. It's still crap.

Have you heard about Nicky? - No.

He fucked the little climber yesterday.

How low can you sink?

She did it in caravanning.

Hei, Woody.

Maybe she did not notice it.

Woody. Are you crying? - Yes.

What's wrong?

I've learned that I lost virginity in a mobile home.

Listen: I have to my class.

Do you think she'll do it with me too?

No. Get lost.

What is it?

Take it easy. You had it fine.

It was an unforgettable evening.

How could you do that?

He is not so handsome, but it's just sex.

It should be something special.

It was you who started. You broke up with my girlfriend.

It should happen to someone I was in love.

Nothing happened.

Is it true? - Yes.

That's not what Nicky says. - Nicky lying.

Tell it to the rest of the world.

How does it feel to be a cheap whore?

I'll talk to him. No calling us a whore.

Nicky, now comes your girlfriend.

Hello! I've been looking for you. - Now you've found me.

What did you say to people?

Nothing. - You do not say?

But it was not entirely true.

Your damn liar!

And you are very ugly in the mouth.

But I knew the.

You're a wild cat, err'ukke? - Asshole!

How do you treat not a lady.

And there is no such thing as "err'ukke".

Tell the others what really happened!

Nothing!

You owe the innocent and very pretty young lady an apology.

Pardon. - What?

Pardon.

Thanks.

It was fun. I'll beat him again.

Relax.

I forgive you still not there with Breanna and me.

Breanna and me.

Pardon.

I must make amends. - Forget it. For I am a girl.

We fight next Friday. - This is a disaster.

What did we do before this happened? - Argued.

We bicker forever. - Not allways.

We were at the museum.

In front of the ugly, Mexican ... - Aztec. Texcatlipoca.

He was trolldomsgud.

In!

We close in five minutes.

You first. - No, you are most foul-mouthed.

Hello. How are you? - He's a god, not tantalite di.

You might have gotten the impression depreciation

that this handsome, young man, and I do not like each other.

But that's not the case.

We bicker a bit, but it makes the all friends.

How can you not like Nell? She is real.

And very intelligent.

She's pretty cute too. Especially when she makes it there with your nose.

We get along very well.

We are actually close friends. - mates.

Forever and always. - Do not exaggerate.

Now that we have it is clear, we will close your eyes and count to three.

When we open them, we are the right bodies again.

If it is okay for you.

It is all a big misunderstanding that we certainly will laugh someday.

Let's do it!

In.

To.

Three.

Maybe he's talking Mexican. - Shall we give him an enchilada?

I would go to Yale. - Keep up with the whining.

Do you think I want to work in my father spatula store?

Wait! You knocked the Nicky.

So what?

You have my body. My strength. I just have to learn how to use it.

Ok.

We can read together so you can interview.

Three, three, three.

It was cool.

Are you ready?

Come on.

Pardon.

You make me look like a fagot. We go somewhere else.

Quarterback. - It's me.

Centers snapper clench til quarterback bake -

and so begins the game. Are you with?

Yes. - The attack has limited ...

"Shall I compare you with a summer day -

then you are more beautiful and gentler. "

"The wind shakes mais flower buds -

and summer is too soon over. "

He does not think that she is a summer day -

but she is warm as a summer day.

Ok.

But I can not imagine saying something to someone.

It would have been totally geeky. - It must only be said to the straight.

Or I will not be stupid.

Good old Shakey really must have been lost in nikkersen.

It is written to a young man. - Was Shakespeare gay?

It is not known. - It erjo obviously with the poem.

What could be more openly? To write an ode to the club?

That's enough for today.

Who would have thought it of him?

See you tomorrow. - Good night.

Your parents are decent. You just have to get used to your mother's jaw use.

Mom is cool.

Woody, can I ask you something?

And.

In the morning...

Forget it. - What? Just ask.

It's a bit embarrassing, but every morning you have something ...

You know ... - What?

A gadget. - What?

You know, every morning ...

Oh, you mean an erect penis? - The word I would not have used.

I miss that guy. - How blirjeg rid of it?

There is only one way. - Yuck!

There must be another possibility.

In case of emergency I do anything else.

It lets the air out of the hose, to put it that way.

I close my eyes ...

... and then I think of you.

It seems every time. - Good night.

Do you want one?

No thanks.

It was so quiet up there tonight. Are you OK?

Yes. Nell and I did homework. - Is that what you call it these days?

Nell is not the kind of girl. - No, I know it.

She's a nice girl.

Her father Ted and I were buddies in the old days.

He was a nice guy. - He continued.

As far as I know.

What happened?

Nells mother was not so enthusiastic.

Well we were not fine enough.

Good night, my boy.

Good night...

...dad.

Oh no, she's crying!

Chanel. Are you okay ??

In.

Shit!

What's wrong? - Harry has another.

He'd never done.

I saw him with his tongue in her throat.

So you know who it was? - No. They sat in his car.

But I saw clearly what they did.

Why are guys like that idiots?

Why spørjeg you about it? You know nothing about boys.

Pardon. I did not mean it.

You are right. What do I know about boys?

I am so stupid. I know how Horse is.

Why are you with him?

When I started here, varjeg invisible, but when I was with Horse -

I became friends with Breanna, Tiffany and Woody. And people saw me.

I like to be seen -

so I guess I'm afraid to feel invisible again.

It's probably more than you think, who does it.

Not you. You do what you want, no matter what people say.

I admire you, Nell.

This is my room. You have to say hi to the bear min.

What makes the climber on pajamas our party?

Nell is straightforward. She will only be with us.

I can not wait until we shall have pajamas on.

That's okay ...

Have you added nerderiet on the shelf? - Yes. I just want to have fun.

Ok.

Let's get on my pajamas.

Satan in hell!

The victim is in sight. Have you seen the ass?

How about Chanel?

No, she's not here.

Will you be unfaithful to your girlfriend for a engangsknull?

You're funny!

It is you who are faithful. Horse has no inhibitions.

Tonight I take the victim early.

After a few drinks smokes quality control -

and then making out one by one or other tart.

Or so blirjeg hammered and declare my love for you.

And we will not, so now we will stick.

Are you not with Woody? - No, fortunately.

You were the perfect couple.

We were only together because he is the captain of the team.

His brain is in his underpants.

It happens nothing else down there.

Taper!

Manicure, pedicure, facial mask. Are we done?

Nell, I could not help but notice that you're pretty hairy.

What? - Down there.

You have a real rainforest.

It erjo a shrub. Is not it about?

We've got a latino. - Yes.

Says you do that? - You should too.

We can arrange it now.

Latino ... Well, why not?

It is the green light to a Brazilian.

Tiffany, scissors and hair remover. Chanel, towels and hot water.

Nell, lie down, relax and do what I say.

One more!

Bit of this.

On three. One...

Bad idea.

Super.

Have I told you that I love you?

Have I told you that I love you?

You are like a twin brother to me.

You are white, but you're my twin brother.

It is a sore Brazilian.

How are you? - Slightly better.

How much did you drink? - I do not know.

I just remember That I had it very enjoyable.

Suddenly the room began to spin.

I'm a moron.

See it as a transition ritual, but be more careful next time.

Thank you for taking care of me. - Thank you.

See you after lunch? We have much to do.

I know.

Step back, Feik a throw and throw the ball.

I can do that.

Back ... - No.

Stand behind me and follow my movements.

What is it? - What?

The sticking my ass.

Pardon.

We will play here. - I can not help it.

It is actually yours. - It betyrjo you teeth at me.

No, it means you teeth at me.

Moreover, light it on everything.

Typically men to say things like that. - Can we play?

Ok, if you keep my dick from ass.

You came in through the window? - Yes, I have finally learned.

Hush. If mom discovers that I have a kid in the room, she clicks.

What should I wear to the interview? - A suit and sensible shoes.

Should not it be a bit challenging? - It's an interview.

Oh, it was a joke. - You discovered it in the slightest.

Since we still are so, -

perhaps we can go on the school dance together?

Who else should we go with? I will not hang out with nerds.

It erjo not a date. - No.

I would love to. - Then it's a date.

A non-date date.

Nell, we eat!

I'm outta here.

A non-date date.

I did not strike me!

I slip tomorrow.

Being delayed.

Pardon. Being delayed in the morning.

What is wrong with you? Ted?

I do not know who you are anymore.

She grows up, Katherine.

Will you tell me what you will, or is it a secret?

I'll just read the homework together with Woody.

Again? - Is it a problem?

In.

Just waste time. - I do not waste my time.

Just look at the boy. - What's the matter with him?

He is an unintelligent taper. You've told yourself.

That's just how it is. Look at his family. It's in the genes.

Hello, Mr. Bedworth. Is Nell home?

She is at school to read.

She's going to Yale interview tomorrow.

Thanks.

How are you, Mr. Bedworth? - Fine, Woody.

Bra.

Greet your wife. - I will do that.

Goodbye.

What are you trying?

You're going to ska ... - Shut up!

Why are you doing this?

Because this is me.

That's all I can.

And I'm not what once was.

Football is not the only thing you can.

You do not understand it. People like you, do not understand.

What we do not understand?

People like me! - So explain it to me.

Okay.

We like to play ball, and we are even good at it.

Maybe we come into a møkkauniversitet-

or end up working for Paps. Who knows?

But we never get a good job and a nice apartment in the city.

Or an education at Yale. - Is this about the interview?

In.

Already.

I do not know!

It's okay to be nervous. - There's nothing that's okay!

Tomorrow I should have played my life's most important fight.

It's fate. My destiny!

I should not be interviewed at a university.

We are living the wrong life, but we can not just give up.

We have to let things fall into place.

Save inspiration speech to someone who will listen to you.

I know who I am.

I am a ubegavet loser. It's in the genes.

I can not help it.

I did not think you were the type who gives up.

You're welcome.

Miss Bedworth. - Ja. Nell.

Sit down.

The property we hope that our students possess is passion.

You have magnificent characters, -

but your interest in literature is rare for your age group.

Thanks. Literature means a lot to me.

Continue.

Poetry, for example.

I like how poems express feelings.

Complex emotions that may otherwise be difficult to express.

What about modern literature? Do you have any favorites?

No not really. - Really? Why not?

Because they are miserable. - Really?

Welcome to the battle!

If poetry is no longer relevant, -

will the poetry disappear.

It was certain everything.

In fact, some modern poets I like well.

I love them actually.

50 Cent, Petey Pablo, Marshall Mathers.

I do not know them. - They are rapmusikere.

Do you perceive it as poetry?

They tell about their lives and their experiences.

They can be brutal, but in reality they have a lot of humor.

Listen to this.

Here are homemade Westdale Bay Beavers!

That's my boy!

Gi quarterback Woody Deane bake applause!

That's my boy! That's my son!

Vent!

Now we are going!

So is the number 83. Johnny Chances from Beavers!

Beavers plague!

Black 82!

Let him be, otherwise you get a beating!

Touchdown til Razorbacks!

That they have certain trained on.

Come on, defense!

In!

Touchdown! Razorbacks leder 14-0.

It can be obtained, but it's up to Woody Deane.

Deane was tackled again. It resembles him.

You fuck with the wrong girl.

Hello. - Hey, Nell. Like am. Soccer?

I just came to cheer on the team.

It is not going well.

Hut!

Oi!

Like that! That's my boy!

Touchdown for Beavers! Well done Harry "Horse"!

Sit down. - Okay.

Sausage? - Yes please.

Thanks, Dad.

Great kick.

Come on. It remains five minutes.

It's now or never for Beavers.

Clear! Cap!

Come on!

Good girl!

Touchdown!

Westdale Bay Beavers win the match!

Woody Deane scorer touchdown, -

- and Beavers wins!

What are you here for?

Well played. Have you decided for university?

I've dreamed of Yale since I varjentunge.

Ask your parents to call me.

It is not Yale, but I think you'll like it.

Well played.

You did it! You were dritgod.

Thanks. So you know me?

He there gave me his business card.

You should at the university. Forget spatulas.

Thanks. - You know what?

It was dritgøy, and the audience were completely wild.

Interviewed! There, I had completely forgotten.

How was it? - Fantastic. Instead, at least.

I really felt that I belonged.

I did my best. - No one can demand more.

They are lucky if they get you.

Thanks.

Ditto.

If I must be another, it will be an honor to be you.

Even ditto. - Double-ditto.

Double-double-ditto.

There he is! Woody!

Woody...

I'm back! - What do you mean?

Hey, sports star! Do I look good enough out now?

Woody?

I have to talk to Nell. - She will not talk to you.

She will not join the dance, but she hopes you are enjoying with Breanna.

For a moment I thought you had changed.

Up with the head tax.

You Harjo got everything we dreamed of.

Like the dress?

You look great, Breanna.

It is so tight That I had to take off my panties.

Then I hope you do not get diarrhea. I'll get you some punch.

Harry.

Like my dress? - Yeah, you look good.

I'm fatal nervous. - You're doing fine.

Shall we check your makeup?

Right up loop. We are photographed.

The tux makes me horny.

Let's do it in the bushes.

Do you think so? - Yes. You remind me of James Bond.

You know me. Agent 006 with the right to pleasure.

Wait.

Wait over there, then I go past, like Halle Berry, -

and then you take hold of me.

Cool!

Now I am ready. Just come.

Chanel?

Chanel?

Goodbye, Mr. Bond.

It would never Halle Berry have done.

Good evening, Westdale Bay!

Later we shall crowning the king and queen ...

Hello, princess. - Hi Dad.

Are not you going to the dance? - No.

Does it have anything with Woody do?

In.

Maybe.

He is in love with another. - Is she a princess?

She becomes queen in a moment.

Princesses are both younger and more beautiful. Especially when they are my daughter.

You like him well, right?

Already.

I do that too. I think he is a handsome boy.

I think you should go there.

I have no dress.

I'm not so fashion conscious, but the saleswoman said it was sick.

Not that I know what it means.

It's beautiful.

She said you would need these too. These are supposedly tongue.

They may be sick too.

Thanks.

The title as this year's king on Westdale Bay goes to ...

... our own star, Woody Deane!

Come up, Woody!

And now for the big moment.

This year's queen on Westdale Bay is ...

...Breanna Bailey.

Thank you, Miss Bidermeyer and Principal Johnson.

Thanks, Westdale Bay.

There are many I would like to share the honor with:

My mother for her positive outlook on plastic surgery -

my hairdresser and ...

Thanks. A big round of applause to our king and queen!

"Shall I compare you with a summer day -

then you are more beautiful and gentler. "

"The wind tugs at ..." And then I remember no more.

Pardon. I'm no Shakespeare.

But Romeo was probably not any good quarterback.

I wish I could find the right words.

Then I would tell you how happy you make me, -

and I love what you do with your nose when you smile.

I would say that I hate you dishes on grammar min -

but I would particularly like to say that ...

... you make me a better person.

Myself.

Therefore, does this nothing for me.

And you mean everything to me.

But I erjo just a stupid quarterback.

I can not say it right.

It sounded good.

Perfect.

Come, sport bully. - Try to stop me, nerd.

Stop it! It is I who am the Queen!

We are leaving.

Move!

It is I who am the Queen! - You're a bitch!

Great ass! How about a fling?

Did I miss it? Won Woody Deane?

Good god! It is the resurrection!

How do we do this?

You are going on a dirt university, and I'm going to Yale.

What?

You made it. It came this morning. Congratulations.

What? Did you come in?

I did it!

Me and you, we did it.

You and me. Or you and I?

Just kiss me. - Should be.

Woody, can I ask you something?

What happened to the bush mine?

A year off? There you can forget.

A year off? There you can forget.

It revolves around Yale!

I know, Mom. But what the hell?

If I can quote Snoop Dogg: "Now we go!"

Sick, huh?

Are you following?

I am unsure if it is Snoop.

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