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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:25,484 ♪ Chico don't be discouraged ♪ 2 00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:29,280 ♪ The Man he ain't so hard to understand ♪ 3 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:36,537 ♪ Chico, if you try now ♪ 4 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:41,625 ♪ I know that you can lend a helping hand ♪ 5 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:44,628 ♪ Because there's good in everyone ♪ 6 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:47,465 ♪ And a new day has begun ♪ 7 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:53,220 ♪ You can see the morning sun if you try ♪ 8 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:58,142 ♪ And I know things will be better ♪ 9 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:03,731 ♪ Oh, yes, they will for Chico and the Man ♪ 10 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:07,818 ♪ Yes, they will for Chico and the Man ♪ 11 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:47,107 What'd you do that for? 12 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:49,860 It's my duty as a member of the SPCM. 13 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:52,112 What's that? 14 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:53,781 That's the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Marimbas. 15 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:56,200 I told you, I don't like all that noise. 16 00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:02,623 Ah. That's beautiful. Listen to that. 17 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:03,707 I don't hear anything. 18 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:04,792 That's what I mean. 19 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:07,586 Ah, let's see. 20 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,504 Is that stuff really good for your teeth? 21 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:53,674 No, but my dentist says I have the happiest gums in town. 22 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:57,678 Hey. I'm back. 23 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:02,308 Hi. Guess who's back? 24 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:04,393 - Hey. - Hey. 25 00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:06,812 Well, it's not the Avon lady. 26 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,814 No, but you're still the biggest ding dong. 27 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,199 You know something? Since the last time you were here, 28 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:20,618 your English has improved. 29 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:23,579 Ah. I was talking no English. 30 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:24,955 I was talking in Spanish. 31 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:27,207 - I know. - I was telling to Raul... 32 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,793 - Yeah. - ...about that I just came back from my tour in Europe, 33 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,963 and I have been in 27 cities in 12 days. 34 00:03:33,047 --> 00:03:36,634 - No. - Did you ever hear of anyone doing that before? 35 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:39,303 Sure. General Patton. 36 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,639 Well, he didn't had to stop and play the guitar. 37 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,973 - Ha-ha-ha. Let's face it, - Ah, that's very funny. 38 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:45,643 - Ed Brown, truth is truth. - True? 39 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,686 You are jealous of my big success. 40 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:49,271 Come on, who's jealous? 41 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,398 I was a big man in vaudeville in my day. 42 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:53,400 Yeah, but you were not bigger star like me. 43 00:03:53,484 --> 00:03:54,693 - Oh. - 44 00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:57,321 You were just a flash in the pants. 45 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:01,450 - What? - A flash in the pants. 46 00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:03,744 - You mean a flash in the pan? - Uh-huh. 47 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:05,788 You ever thought of having a mouth transplant? 48 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:09,750 Oh, smush up, you yo-yo. 49 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,669 Or I don't give you a present. 50 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,587 No? Do you mean that present is for me? 51 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:14,880 It's for you. 52 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:16,339 - Of course it's for you. - Oh, thank you. 53 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,591 - And this is for you. - Thank you. 54 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:18,676 - Thank you. - I hope you like it. 55 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,678 - Look. - Oh, look at that. 56 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:23,013 A smoking jacket. 57 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:25,808 No. For you, it's a drinking jacket. 58 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,562 It's made of a very strong material... 59 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,314 - Uh-huh. - ...so you don't have to worry about 60 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:35,943 ripping it when you crawl home at night. 61 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:39,697 Now all I need is a pair of curb feelers for my hands. 62 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:41,949 - It looks good on you. - Wow! 63 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:44,702 - What? - What a terrific watch. 64 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,370 - Look, Uncle Ed. - Beautiful. 65 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:48,414 Now, every time you look at this watch, 66 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:49,832 you will think of me. 67 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,458 Oh, sure. And I'll tell you why. 68 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,335 It tells you the time, the day and the date, 69 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:54,461 all in broken English. 70 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:57,755 - Come on, Aunt Charo. - What happened? 71 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,633 I have all your mail here for you. 72 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:01,468 Oh, my goodness. 73 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:03,678 Good idea. Let's see what's cooking. 74 00:05:03,721 --> 00:05:06,390 Hey, here is one from the Immigration Department. 75 00:05:06,432 --> 00:05:07,891 - Yeah? - Oh. 76 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,935 This must be about my becoming American citizen. 77 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:11,520 Yeah, you better read it right away. 78 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:13,063 It's been laying around here for a month. 79 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:16,400 Good news. Finally, I'm gonna become an American. 80 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:17,901 One more gringa! 81 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:19,778 That's great. 82 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,572 All I got to do is pass the test. 83 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:22,990 When do you take the test? 84 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,784 Here. Tomorrow. He said tomorrow. Tomorrow. 85 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:27,870 What kind of questions are they gonna ask you? 86 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,329 All about America. 87 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:30,831 Ah, what do you know about America? 88 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,750 - I know the whole thing. - Yeah? 89 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,794 Grand Tomb, the Washington Monument 90 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:37,588 and the Statue of Puberty. 91 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:42,926 You mean the Statue of Liberty, 92 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,471 - not the statue of puberty. - Yes. 93 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:46,764 And what's the difference? 94 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,640 Everybody gots to grow up sometime. 95 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,435 - Aunt Charo. - Yes. 96 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,479 They could ask you a lot of hard questions. 97 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,731 - Like what? - Well, they might ask you, for example... 98 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:57,690 Who are the people who are running this country? 99 00:05:57,775 --> 00:06:00,069 Ha! I bet you even President Carter 100 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,488 doesn't know who is running this country. 101 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:04,656 Yeah. But he doesn't have to take the test. 102 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:07,076 Oh. Now you know, 103 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:09,787 the two of you are worrying me now. 104 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,622 I just have to pass this test. 105 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,791 Well, don't worry, because Uncle Ed and I 106 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,460 will help you learn everything about America 107 00:06:16,502 --> 00:06:18,921 so you can pass the test. Won't we, Uncle Ed? 108 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:20,422 No, we won't. 109 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:21,632 This country is already overcrowded. 110 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,468 - Please, Uncle Ed. - What? 111 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,970 I want her to be able to live in America. 112 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:30,390 Well, in that case, I guess we have room for two more. 113 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:32,601 Good. Then we better start right now. 114 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,770 Because more than anything in this world, 115 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:37,106 I want to became a citizen of the United States. 116 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,774 Sure, I can understand that. 117 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:39,942 And I gonna tell you why. 118 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,695 Because only in America, 119 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:45,697 they guarantee you the right to be free 120 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:47,491 or you get your money back. 121 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:51,662 Only in America, 122 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:53,831 you got honest election 123 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:57,835 where people can vote as many time as they want. 124 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:01,046 Only in America you have the freedom of a speech, 125 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:02,505 so you can go around 126 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,842 and say anything you want on your T-shirt. 127 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:10,806 And that's why I been looking forward to the moment 128 00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:13,183 when I said, "I pledge allegiance 129 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,686 "to the flag of the United States." 130 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:18,522 And then cover my heart with my hand. 131 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:22,734 Well, if you're gonna do that, 132 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:23,986 I think you'd better wear a catcher's mitt. 133 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,957 Okay, okay, recess is over. 134 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,458 Come on, let's get back to work. 135 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:39,877 - Hey, wait a minute. - What? 136 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,920 I had curiosity about who belonged to this. 137 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:43,839 Who belongs to those? Those are mine. 138 00:07:43,881 --> 00:07:46,717 Hey, I didn't know you wear pantyhose. 139 00:07:49,595 --> 00:07:51,054 - It looks funny. - Never mind that. 140 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:52,890 - Go sit down there. - Okay, okay. 141 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,850 - And pay attention and start thinking... - Okay. 142 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:56,143 ...because if you don't, you'll never pass the citizenship test. 143 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,895 - Okay. - All right. Are you ready? 144 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,021 Mm-hmm. 145 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,023 Now, here is the next question. 146 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,858 How many presidents have we had? 147 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:04,985 - I got it. - Yeah. 148 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:05,986 I don't know. 149 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:09,656 We had 38 presidents. 150 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,700 - Thirty-eight presidents. - Thirty-eight. 151 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:13,202 That's the trouble with this country. 152 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,078 You have too many president. 153 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,082 Why don't you get somebody good 154 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:22,920 so you don't have to keep changing presidents all the time. 155 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,129 You know, that's the first thing she said 156 00:08:24,213 --> 00:08:26,590 - that makes any sense. - Yeah. 157 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:28,926 - All right. Here's an easy one. - Okay. 158 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:32,846 Who was the first president of the United States? 159 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,514 - Oh. - Oh, come on. 160 00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:36,558 Everyone knows that one. 161 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,602 He wore a white wig, never told a lie, 162 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,773 he chopped down a cherry tree and everybody calls him 163 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:44,274 the father of our country. 164 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:46,193 Give me a hint. 165 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:52,241 Never mind. Never mind. I got it, I got it. 166 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,700 Abraham Lincoln. 167 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,120 Abraham Lincoln was not 168 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,539 the first president of our country. 169 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:01,250 He was, as far as I'm concerned. 170 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,965 Nobody asked you. 171 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,883 All right. Let's get to something else. 172 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:13,011 - Okay. Okay. - How about education? 173 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:16,556 Now there are three levels of education in our country. 174 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:17,975 Mm-hmm. 175 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:21,186 - The first is elementary school. - Mm-hmm. 176 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:24,022 - The second is high school. - Yes. 177 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:26,942 Now, what is the top or highest? 178 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:28,694 - The top? - Yes. 179 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:31,989 - Oh, I give up. - They're all over the country. 180 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:34,741 They're in every state, every city, 181 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:37,703 and almost in every town. 182 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:40,163 I got it, I got it. Chicken Delight. 183 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,252 Well, what do you think? 184 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,129 - What? - I'm doing all right? 185 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,589 All right, listen, let me tell you something. 186 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,675 If I were your teacher, I would be bussing you to another part of the city. 187 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:55,011 - - 188 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:58,974 What are you looking for? 189 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,768 I'm looking for my book. Ulysses S. Grant. 190 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:02,852 It could be some help. 191 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:10,193 Charo, it's too bad that you can't, uh, 192 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,946 absorb information like that. 193 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,197 Something is wrong 194 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,366 because I feel the answer down here, 195 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:19,119 but they don't seem to get up here. 196 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,371 Well, I have a pretty good idea where they're getting stuck. 197 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:25,208 I'm gonna... 198 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,342 - What? - If Aunt Charo doesn't pass the test, 199 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,802 - Yeah? - she may have to leave the country. 200 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:38,889 Well, that proves there's always a silver lining to every crowd. 201 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,724 Hey, wait a minute. 202 00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:42,392 I know what are you trying. 203 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,394 You are trying to make me mad, 204 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,022 but I'm gonna stay as cool as a cucumber. 205 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:51,818 Go ahead. Insult me. You can say anything you want, 206 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:54,696 but you will not get my cucumber hot. 207 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:56,655 - Well... - I'm gonna tell you something. 208 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:59,117 Back in Spain, I was a genius. 209 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:02,913 I had an IQ of 140. 210 00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:04,081 Too bad you left it there. 211 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:07,667 Come on, help me. Really, it's not joke, 212 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:08,877 - I got to pass this test. - Okay. Okay. 213 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:10,003 Let's get back to work here. 214 00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:11,129 - All right. - Okay. I'm ready. 215 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:13,423 All right. Let's see now. 216 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,300 How about a little history? 217 00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:17,803 Oh. History is my strong point. 218 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,929 Oh, here's a good one. 219 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:23,975 Now, in 1620, the Pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock in Plymouth. 220 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,937 What was the worst hardship they had to face? 221 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,772 They had to study for this test. 222 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:32,442 Your witness. 223 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,237 - - Now, Charo, 224 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:38,907 I'm gonna ask you a question that even I know. 225 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:42,828 Who was Washington's monument named after? 226 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,335 - I don't know. - Come on! 227 00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:52,963 The Washington Monument was named after George Washington. 228 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,464 This time you are wrong. 229 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,800 - Go on. - Because I saw the Washington Monument, 230 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,969 and it doesn't look anything like him. 231 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,804 What? 232 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,473 Yeah, look, Raul, you take over. 233 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,352 - Aunt Charo. - Uh-huh. 234 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:10,105 What do you do when you hear a band 235 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:12,482 playing The Star Spangled Banner? 236 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,860 I wait for someone to ask me to dance. 237 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,404 - Okay? - Take over, Uncle Ed. 238 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,991 - I'm just a kid. - Okay, okay. 239 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,367 All right, sit down again. 240 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:23,827 Okay. 241 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,828 Now, this one is about the states. 242 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,832 Oh. You just touched my strong point. 243 00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:32,085 That is one subject that is right up my alley-oop. 244 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:36,465 Which state do you want to know about? 245 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,758 Machachuchette or Missipipi? 246 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:55,357 I wonder how Aunt Charo is doing in there. 247 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,444 I wouldn't get my hopes up, Chico. 248 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,488 This morning, I asked her if she knew who Columbus was. 249 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:02,782 She said, "Yes, a detective in a dirty raincoat." 250 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:06,912 Well, she's been in there half an hour already. 251 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,788 We'll just have to live with it. 252 00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:11,875 Hey, Ed, this whole thing has put a terrific strain on us. 253 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,002 - No kidding. - I hope next time she's careful 254 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,378 about where she's born. 255 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,341 - Yippee! Yay! - What? 256 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:20,926 - I passed. I passed. - You passed? 257 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,052 - Yay! - 258 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,470 Congratulations. 259 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,514 Yay! 260 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,015 - I did it! - Yeah. 261 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,434 - How about that? - I am gonna be a citizen. 262 00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:31,102 - A citizen. - Aunt Charo. 263 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,271 - Yes. - How does it feel to be an American? 264 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:36,191 Magnificent. I'm so proud. 265 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,401 Whenever I look to this American flag, 266 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,320 I get pimples all over my goose. 267 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,575 Hey, tell me, uh, what kind of questions did they ask you? 268 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,537 They asked me what is Aabeas corpus? 269 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:50,830 - What? - Aabeas corpus. 270 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,499 Aabeus corpus? 271 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:55,085 - Oh! Habeas corpus. - That's what I said. 272 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,878 - Aabeus corpus. Yeah. - That's what they asked you? 273 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,171 Yeah, well, what did you tell him? 274 00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,006 I didn't tell them nothing. 275 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,425 I don't like to answer questions about sex. 276 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,389 I don't believe this. 277 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:10,016 How did you ever pass this test? 278 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,227 I passed because you are a good teacher. 279 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,104 Oh. Oh. 280 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,273 Would you believe it that they asked me who Columbus was? 281 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,942 - What did you tell them? - I was brilliant. 282 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:21,444 I tell them Colombus discovered America 283 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,946 in a dirty raincoat. 284 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:28,285 Hey. Here is the man who asked me all the question. 285 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,328 Hey, tell to my friend 286 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,622 how I got all the answers right. 287 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,250 Tell us. Did she really answer all the questions correctly? 288 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,460 - Go ahead, tell him. - Are you kidding? 289 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:40,422 She knows as much about the USA as I do. 290 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:43,508 Including the proper pronunciation 291 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,595 of Abeus corpus, Machachuchettes, 292 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,346 and Missipipi. 293 00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:52,183 Hooray! 294 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,653 Ah, there you are, my dear. 295 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,947 If you'll come with me, my sweet. 296 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,241 - Okay. - Yeah. 297 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:11,036 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention? 298 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,121 I would like to introduce to you a young lady 299 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,956 who has just become an American citizen. 300 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,291 Here she is, Charo. 301 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,964 - Thank you very much. - You're welcome, my dear. 302 00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,591 Would you care to say a few words? 303 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,384 - Oh, yes. - Oh, chess. 304 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:30,347 - Well, all right. Okay. - I want to make an speech. 305 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:33,183 But before I talk, I want to say something. 306 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,519 I want to thank you for coming here 307 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:39,147 and help me to celebrate my citizenship. 308 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,608 Thank you so much. 309 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,234 - Bravo. - Hey. 310 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,195 Senor Brown, I'm so grateful to you. 311 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:48,073 Later on, I'm going to ask to Senor Brown 312 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,408 to read out in the Pledge of Allegiance. 313 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,035 Are you ready now? 314 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,161 - Yeah. - Let's start the celebration. 315 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,038 Hear is Louie. 316 00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:59,334 Come, come, come. 317 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,087 What do you say, Louie? 318 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,297 - I say the girl looks good. - 319 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,306 The gal looks good. 320 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,058 ♪ I've got a girl I know ain't true ♪ 321 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,143 ♪ Her boyfriend's number quite a few ♪ 322 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,437 ♪ I should quit what can I do? ♪ 323 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,231 - ♪ The gal looks good ♪ - 324 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:22,732 ♪ She's got a heart just like a rock ♪ 325 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,651 ♪ Always keeps me deep in her heart ♪ 326 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,278 ♪ She made me the laughing stock ♪ 327 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:28,446 ♪ The gal looks good ♪ 328 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,281 ♪ Oh, the gal looks good ♪ 329 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,325 ♪ Yeah, the gal looks good ♪ 330 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,661 ♪ Jack, I'm sorry ♪ 331 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,329 ♪ The gal looks good ♪ 332 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,164 ♪ Oh, the gal looks good ♪ 333 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,208 ♪ Yeah, the gal looks good ♪ 334 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:42,544 ♪ Jack, I'm sorry ♪ 335 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,421 ♪ The gal looks good ♪ 336 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,381 ♪ Now, a pal of mine gave me a friendly tip ♪ 337 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,299 ♪ About her boyfriend who's hard to whip ♪ 338 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,552 ♪ But I would chance a busted lip ♪ 339 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,429 ♪ Yeah, that gal looks good ♪ 340 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,222 ♪ I went in the danger door ♪ 341 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:56,099 ♪ Smash the line and damn the roar ♪ 342 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,184 ♪ Never felt this way before ♪ 343 00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,436 ♪ Yeah, that gal looked good ♪ 344 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,438 ♪ Yeah, that gal looks good ♪ 345 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,441 ♪ Yeah, that gal looks good ♪ 346 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,650 ♪ Jack, I'm sorry ♪ 347 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,152 ♪ The gal ♪ 348 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,611 ♪ Oh, the gal ♪ 349 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,405 ♪ Man, she looks good ♪ 350 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,367 Yeah! 351 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,288 Hey, Louie. 352 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:19,664 - That was good. - Yeah. 353 00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:22,167 - Very good. Did you like it? - All right. 354 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,422 - Here you are, Uncle Ed. - Oh. 355 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,299 - It's all yours. - Thank you, my boy. 356 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,303 What do you say, Uncle Louie, have you got 357 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,430 a little family music in that box there? 358 00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:36,681 - I think so. - Let's hear it. 359 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:44,481 ♪ Now, you were meant for me ♪ 360 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,652 ♪ And I was meant for you ♪ 361 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,073 ♪ Nature patterned you ♪ 362 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,534 ♪ And when she was done ♪ 363 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:59,369 ♪ Why, Ed, you were all the sweet things ♪ 364 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,122 ♪ Rolled up into one ♪ 365 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:05,210 ♪ You're like a plaintive melody ♪ 366 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:10,131 ♪ That never, never sets me free ♪ 367 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,340 Let's go home. 368 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:14,302 ♪ Now I'm content ♪ 369 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,805 ♪ I know that angels sent you ♪ 370 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:21,184 ♪ And they meant you just for me ♪ 371 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,482 You rocked it, Ed. 372 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:39,369 ♪ She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes ♪ 373 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:42,664 ♪ She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes ♪ 374 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,457 ♪ She'll be coming 'round the mountain ♪ 375 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,501 ♪ She'll be coming 'round the mountain ♪ 376 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,879 ♪ She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes ♪ 377 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,631 ♪ Change your partner skip to my Lou ♪ 378 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,383 ♪ Change your partner skip to my Lou ♪ 379 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,884 ♪ Change your partner skip to my Lou ♪ 380 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,761 ♪ Skip to my Lou my darling ♪ 381 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,555 ♪ Change your partner skip to my Lou ♪ 382 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,306 ♪ Change your partner skip to my Lou ♪ 383 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,850 ♪ Change your partner skip to my Lou ♪ 384 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,726 ♪ Skip to my Lou my darling ♪ 385 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:06,563 Give me your hand. 386 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:09,232 Come on, let's go. Come on, lorito. 387 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,569 ♪ I'm gonna show you how to dance ♪ 388 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,279 ♪ I'm gonna show you... ♪ 389 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:15,821 ♪ Ladies first and gents bow low ♪ 390 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,866 ♪ Grab your partner Here I go ♪ 391 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,416 Oh. Hey! 392 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:31,504 Hey, hey! 393 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,271 Hey! 394 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,942 Yeah! Hey! Hey! 395 00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:09,500 - Bravo. - Thank you. 396 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,336 - I love it. - Thank you. 397 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,509 You know, my dear, to show our appreciation 398 00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:20,470 and behalf of your citizenship, 399 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,763 we want to present you with this little American flag, 400 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:25,642 which you can waive on the Fourth of July. 401 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,560 Thank you so much. 402 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,771 Now I'm going to look at my calendar 403 00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:32,357 to see what day is the Fourth of July. 404 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,362 I still don't believe that she passed the test. 405 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:39,489 But nevertheless. 406 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:44,494 ♪ She's a Yankee Doodle Dandy ♪ 407 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:47,914 ♪ She's my Yankee pride and joy ♪ 408 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:51,751 ♪ A real live daughter of my Uncle Sam's ♪ 409 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:52,669 ♪ Born on... ♪ 410 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:53,920 January the 15th. 411 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,925 ♪ She's a Yankee Doodle sweetheart ♪ 412 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:02,387 ♪ She's my Yankee pride and joy ♪ 413 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,347 ♪ She went to town to answer questions ♪ 414 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,307 ♪ Didn't get a thing right ♪ 415 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:07,976 ♪ But she's my Yankee Doodle ♪ 416 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,727 ♪ I'm a Yankee Doodle ♪ 417 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:13,606 ♪ I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart ♪ 418 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,799 All right. That sure was a heck of a party, wasn't it? 419 00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,801 Yes. You seemed to have a good time. 420 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,803 - Oh. Yeah, what? - Hey. 421 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,888 Don't you think that you are overdoing it a little too much? 422 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,932 What are you talking about? It's five minutes after 12. 423 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,809 This is my first drink of the day. 424 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:52,603 - Five past 12? - Yeah. 425 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:55,940 Do you realize that it's my second day as a citizen of America? 426 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,984 Ah, that's wonderful. 427 00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,403 And do you realize that if I don't like something in America, 428 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,655 I can take it all the way to the Supreme Court? 429 00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,323 Of course you can. 430 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,451 The Supreme Court is the highest law in the land. 431 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,744 And may I say, on the other hand, 432 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,997 if you lose, what do you do then? 433 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,624 What every American does to get justice. 434 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:16,878 - What's that? - Write a letter to Dear Abby. 435 00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:32,560 Chico and the Man's recorded live 436 00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:34,771 before a studio audience at NBC Studios, 437 00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,355 Burbank, California. 438 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:42,904 ♪ Chico was born in El Barrio ♪ 439 00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:46,657 ♪ Spent much of his time in the streets ♪ 440 00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:49,952 ♪ His mind was craving for knowledge ♪ 441 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,497 ♪ His belly for something to eat ♪ 442 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,624 ♪ Times are hard ♪ 443 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,002 ♪ For Chico and the Man ♪ 444 00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:01,798 ♪ Times are hard ♪ 445 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:04,967 ♪ For Chico and the Man ♪ 32960

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