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♪ Chico ♪
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♪ Don't be discouraged ♪
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♪ The Man he ain't so hard ♪
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♪ To understand ♪
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♪ Chico ♪
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♪ If you try now ♪
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♪ I know that you can
lend a helping hand ♪
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♪ Because there's
good in every one ♪
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♪ And a new day has begun ♪
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♪ You can see the morning sun ♪
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♪ If you try ♪
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♪ And I know ♪
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♪ Things will be better ♪
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♪ Oh yes they will ♪
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♪ For Chico and The Man ♪
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♪ Yes they will
for Chico and The Man ♪♪
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Hey, Ed.
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Say, man, this is the
last time we buy tires
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from Sanford and Son.
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Hello?
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Is anyone here?
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- Yes, can I help you?
- Oh, hi.
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Do you know where 1614
Sequoya Boulevard is?
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Nancy?
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Do I know you?
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Nancy Juarez, don't you
remember Xavier Cugat High?
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Well, that's what we called it, too.
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I was a year behind you but
we had geometry together.
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We did?
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Don't you remember
Mrs. Schaffer's class?
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You had the third or fourth
seat from the window.
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And you moved every day
'cause that black dude
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"All the Way, Calloway..."
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Remember, he kept sneaking
to your Beatles lunch box?
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And siphon the jelly out of my donuts.
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Yeah with his bean shooter.
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Of course, how you been, Jose?
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Wrong. Jose had the pimples.
I'm Chico Rodriguez.
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Chico!
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Of course, Chico!
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You were part of that motor cycle gang.
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"The Burrito Bloomers."
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The Burrito Bloomers was
a girl's softball team.
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- I was in the Barrio Boomers.
- Oh, yeah!
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- Vroom, vroom!
- Yeah.
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Well, actually we only
had one motor cycle.
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We took turns being tough.
Come on in.
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Sit down. Let's shoot.
Let's talk a while.
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- How you been?
- Well--
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How do you like geometry?
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It was not one of my better subjects.
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Yeah, but you passed cheerleading
with flying colors.
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And I used to love to
watch your colors fly.
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Thank you.
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God, that was a long time ago.
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I hung up the old pom-poms
when I left California.
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Well, you're back for good now?
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Or did you just drop in to
catch the next earthquake?
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No, I'm back for good.
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Right now, I'm trying to
find my cousin Dolores.
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She has a law office
around here someplace.
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This is right down the street.
Dolo--
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I remember Dolores.
She was the tostada of the town.
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She was voted "The girl
most likely to..."
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- To what?
- Anything.
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Come on, I'll show you where she works.
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Excuse me a minute.
I'll be back in a minute.
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Talking to my boss.
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Oh, I don't remember you being a
particularly religious person.
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No.
Ed Brown, he owns the garage.
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See, he's upstairs watching
"The Mike Douglas Show."
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Roy Rogers and Trigger are the co-hosts.
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Oh-ho.
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I thought Trigger was dead.
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Yeah, well don't tell Mike Douglas.
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Speaking of animals, whatever
have happened to that
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big dumb football jockey
you used to go out with?
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Oh, you mean that goofy muscle bound guy
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with a street blonde hair that
kept bumping into things?
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- Yeah, the son of King-Kong.
- Oh.
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- Morgan Mackintosh.
- Right.
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I married him.
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Great guy.
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Chico. Hey, Chico.
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Hey! Hold it, hold it, hold it.
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Ed, I gotta show Nancy
where her cousin works.
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But Roy and Dale are on.
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They're gonna sing "Happy
Trails" to Trigger.
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Who's Nancy?
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Where-where is her cousin?
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Mice?
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Hey, you!
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What were you doing in there?
That's my rest room.
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I know, thanks.
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What do you mean thanks?
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I don't want you in there.
That's only for customers.
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What'd you do with my mom?
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Now, listen little boy.
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- I'm not a boy.
- You're not?
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Oh, you're a girl?
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Does you mother know you go
around dressed as a boy?
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Sure. Where is my mommy's car?
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Are you talking about that dizzie dame
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that just ran off with
my resident Romeo?
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I'm sorry. You mean that
nice lady was your mommy?
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She was just here.
Where'd she go?
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Well, I wouldn't worry about her.
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Everything gonna work out.
Please don't cry.
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- She'll be back.
- Okay. Let's play.
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Play? I don't wanna play. Here.
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You wanna make a tent?
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No, I don't wanna make a tent.
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Why?
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Because I was in the
army for five years.
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I saw enough tents to
last me a lifetime.
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Do you wanna play Slapjack?
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I don't wanna play anything.
I got work to do.
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You sure have.
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We'll help you clean up, mister.
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Won't we, Teddy?
Teddy says he'll help too.
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I don't care what Tedsie says.
I don't wanna play with him.
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Now, you take him back
there and leave me alone.
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Morgan!
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Morgan Mackintosh Jr.!
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I've been worried sick.
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I thought you were asleep
in the back seat.
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Teddy had to make a tinkle.
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You must be Morgan.
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You must be the resident Romeo.
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- Thanks an inch, big mouth.
- Yeah.
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This happens to be Nancy Mackintosh.
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- An old high school friend.
- Hi.
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Hi, I hope we haven't been too
much trouble, Mr. Brown.
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You certainly have been
a lot of trouble.
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You realize this kid was so scared
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she wet her teddy bear?
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I never saw a kid cry that much.
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Oh, if you fib,
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your nose is gonna grow big.
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Come on, Morgan.
Get in the car.
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- Well thanks, Chico.
- I'm sorry, Nancy. It's right--
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[Nancy] Sorry, Mr. Brown,
I'll do my best.
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- Right on the corner.
- Yeah.
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How do you like that?
She almost forgot her own kid.
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Well, I guess they don't make
mothers like they used to.
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Now, wait a minute. Before you
start in on Nancy, stop.
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I had a secret crush on
that girl in high school.
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Yeah, well you stay away from her.
She's a married woman.
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She's divorced.
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That's the worst kind of married woman.
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Is that philosophy or stupidity?
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No, that's life.
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A divorced woman has only
got one thing in her mind.
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And that's grabbing a new meal ticket.
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No, not Nancy.
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She was always smarter that that.
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She graduated with high honors.
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Cum Laude?
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I said she graduated with high honors!
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Oh, shut up.
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In my days, things were different.
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People stay together no matter what.
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Even if they were unhappy.
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What's happiness?
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People should learn to
be happy without it.
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Life is full of rottenness.
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They should learn to share
it with the same person
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instead of getting
divorced and re-married
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and learning to live
with new rottenness.
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But, if there are only
means new rottenness
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why would Nancy wanna re-marry?
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Because to a woman new rottenness
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is better than no rottenness at all.
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Ed, you're a one man ignorance epidemic.
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Ah.
I'm giving you warning.
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That woman is gonna rope you hog
tail and put her brand on you.
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Mm. that sounds like fun.
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Happy Sunday to all!
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Hey. Ed, are you there?
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Hey, Ed, where are you?
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I'm over here in the play pen.
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Oh.
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You know, I didn't see
you in church today.
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I didn't go to church.
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Neither did I.
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I guess that's why I didn't see you.
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Hey, Ed. Where's Chico?
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Oh, Nancy dragged him off to the zoo.
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She's taking pictures of that new panda.
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What new panda?
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What's the matter with you, Louie?
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Don't you read the newspapers?
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That new female panda they
send over from China.
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- They wanna ma--
- Yeah.
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Oh...
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They-they want to, uh...
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They put her with the
male panda, you know.
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They got him in the cage.
You know, male panda.
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And they put the two of
them together and...
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- Yeah.
- Oh, it's too embarrassing.
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Why?
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They're both wearing fur coats!
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And besides, Ed, you see,
Nancy is a photographer.
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She is on an assignment.
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What kind of a woman makes
a living going around
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taking porno panda pictures?
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Ed, she is a nice girl.
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Nice girl? She's got Chico
running around in circles.
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You realize what he did yesterday?
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He put a new fan belt in her car
and didn't let her pay a cent.
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Oh-oh, it always start with the fan belt
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and then it moves to a garter belt.
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Yeah.
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And it winds up with a ring job.
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- Now I know what's bugging you.
- What?
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You're afraid that Nancy's
gonna tow Chico's
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chassis out of your life.
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Are you kidding?
You think I need Chico?
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He's not here now and look
at the fun we're having.
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Yeah, whoopee.
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Hey, you've got some dip
for these potato chips?
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Yeah, I think I got
something in the ice box.
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And I sure hope ol' Chico gets back
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in time to see what fun really is.
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Where's that wrench?
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You know, that kid is making
the shambles of this place?
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She doesn't have one
normal toy to play with.
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All she does is play Slapjack
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with a bunch of lousy football cards.
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And play with this crummy bear.
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Look at him.
His insides are coming out.
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Yeah, you should have
this bear picked up for
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indecent exposure.
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Louie, I guess with taping this bear
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I'm gonna put some tape on your mouth.
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- What's happening, Louie?
- Hey there, Chico.
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- Louie, hi. Hello, Ed.
- Yeah.
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Here, Ed, I got you the
last Mickey mouse.
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Mickey? Oh, thank you dear.
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But I really don't need a Mickey.
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I already got a Goofy and a Dopey.
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Well, folks I gotta go.
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Oh.
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Because, uh, best vision now.
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And don't forget to say your
prayers, little Morgan.
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Toodaloo.
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Bye, y'all, I'll see you later.
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- Go on. Take it easy.
- Bye, Louie.
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Come on, Morgan.
We gotta be going, too.
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It was a wonderful day, Chico.
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Yeah, not only for us.
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I was proud to be there while
animal history was made.
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You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
254
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,516
Why, Ed, they were two
consenting pandas.
255
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:23,392
Ah...
256
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:24,768
You wanna catch a flick tonight?
257
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,895
Oh, I'd love to.
258
00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:28,230
But my babysitter's busy.
259
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,940
You could go mommy.
260
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:33,026
- I'll watch TV with Ed.
- Oh-oh.
261
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:36,738
No, Morgan.
We can't impose on Mr. Brown.
262
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:39,116
You're right. I'm getting sick
and tired of watching those
263
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,660
Three Stooges bop each
other on the head.
264
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,246
Well, then watch the Rams and
the Vikings bop each other.
265
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,706
- Is Harris starting tonight?
- [Ed] What?
266
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,625
James Harris, the Rams quarterback.
267
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,545
I know who he is.
Yes, he'll probably start.
268
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:56,383
If I know Foxy Knoxy, he's
saving him for the 49ers game.
269
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,802
The Vikes will slaughter him.
270
00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,679
Yeah, 50 cents says that
271
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:03,098
Harris will start and the Rams will win.
272
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,516
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
273
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:07,144
Ten football cards, says they'll fold.
274
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,271
Okay, wise guy.
275
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:11,314
Put your cards where your mouth is.
276
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:14,401
Okay then, buddy.
They're in the car.
277
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:17,487
Mommy, could you let
me across the street?
278
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,823
I think we found her babysitter.
279
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,367
Be right back.
Come on, Morgan.
280
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,828
You! You miserable--
281
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,913
You're a big help.
Now, you see what you've done.
282
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,582
You've stuck me with that little brat.
283
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,542
Well, you better get used to her, Ed.
284
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,878
Tonight, I'm gonna ask
her mother to marry me.
285
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,045
Marry you?
286
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:46,099
The score is tied with
only 15 seconds to go.
287
00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:47,851
Harris hand's off to McCutcheon.
288
00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:50,352
It's a wide sweep to the left.
He's down to the ten.
289
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,397
- Go. Go man, go, go!
- Went offside!
290
00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:54,191
- Go! Hey!
- Went offside!
291
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,527
Went offside! Went offside!
292
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,072
Quiet, you half-pint Howard Cosell.
293
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,366
Didn't you hear him?
The mans-- the Rams won.
294
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,203
Okay, wise guy, get up
the cards. Ten of them.
295
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,872
Okay, okay. Not so fast.
296
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,041
I have to choose.
297
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,958
Well, hurry up.
298
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:15,086
And I don't want any torn ones either.
299
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:18,131
Wow, this is really tough.
300
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:20,217
Well, pick out something.
301
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,761
Let's see that one.
No, I don't want him.
302
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,222
I don't even like his
perfume commercials.
303
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:28,350
I know.
I'll give you the dupies.
304
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,059
Dupies? What's dupies?
305
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,229
Duplicates. My extra cards.
306
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,065
Here. I hope you don't
already have these.
307
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,025
Well, let me see.
308
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:40,028
No, no, no, this team's
been on the cellar so long
309
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,072
their cleats are getting rusty.
I don't want 'em.
310
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,615
That's my daddy's team.
311
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:46,660
Yeah? Well, where's the
picture of your daddy?
312
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:47,869
I'll get it.
313
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,205
I keep it in my private bear.
314
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,332
Private bear?
315
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,711
Oh, so that's where you keep 'em, huh?
316
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,925
Here's Daddy when he was with Oakland.
317
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,511
This is when he was with
Oakland Raiders, huh.
318
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,513
And here's when he was traded to Dallas.
319
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,932
[Ed] Oh, he was with the
Dallas cowboys, too, huh?
320
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:12,102
And here's where he's now.
On the Buffalo Bills.
321
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,895
The Buffalo Bills?
322
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:15,855
Oh, I see.
323
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,399
Running back, huh?
324
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:21,945
Wow, Morgan Mackintosh.
325
00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:23,780
I never heard of him.
326
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,448
He is a second stringer.
327
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:29,619
But if they let him start,
he'd be more better than OJ.
328
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:33,123
- It's those dumb coaches.
- Yeah, those dumb coaches.
329
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,583
What do they know?
330
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,710
Why, he sure is a nice looking fellow.
331
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:40,005
He has work to do on
the team... far away.
332
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,881
But he loves me.
333
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,009
Oh, of course he does.
334
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,802
Who wouldn't, huh?
335
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,054
Eh, don't get me wrong.
336
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,472
You got your faults.
337
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,141
Sometimes, you're a
terrible pain in the--
338
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,436
I mean, uh, sometimes
you're a terrible person.
339
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,398
Oh-oh!
340
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:06,573
Now, don't tell your mother
that I gave you four Twinkies.
341
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,158
- I promise.
- Okay.
342
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,327
If you give me an another one.
343
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,746
Shut up, you!
Go to sleep, you...
344
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,918
- Oh.
- That was a great drive-in.
345
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,004
Next time we go, we ought
to watch the movie.
346
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:25,091
Oh, I hope everything went all right.
347
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,844
That little monkey can be
pretty hard to handle.
348
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,680
Oh, don't worry. I'm sure
Morgan handled him fine.
349
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,524
You know what I never could understand?
350
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,193
Why you ever fell for a Big Mac
351
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,029
when you had so much to choose
from your local Taco Bell.
352
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:48,490
I was a 16 year old cheerleader.
353
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:51,326
Swept over her feet by a football star.
354
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,328
That's the American dream.
355
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,621
Yeah, but you're a Juarez.
356
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,665
You're supposed to dream
the Chicano dream.
357
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,626
Oh, when I grew up the
Chicano dream was trying to
358
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,670
break into the American dream.
359
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,672
You must have felt the same way.
360
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:06,633
No. I never wanted to be
anything but what I am.
361
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,219
A mad impetus guy.
362
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:13,098
Loveable, modest, handy around
the house, good with kids.
363
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,766
Wonderful with kids.
364
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:23,608
Some day that boy's gonna
learn not to mumble.
365
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,402
You know something, Chico?
366
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:29,739
You've made my homecoming so... happy.
367
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,074
So right.
368
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:37,372
Do you know what would make
my new life complete?
369
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,582
- What?
- An attic.
370
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,627
Okay, I'll go for that.
371
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:45,130
And a basement.
372
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,465
- Come here to me.
- What?
373
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,259
You know, I never told anybody this
374
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,011
but, I'm a big basement man myself.
375
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,012
Oh.
376
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,433
I wanna put down roots.
377
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,268
I wanna knit sweaters.
378
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,769
Make jam.
379
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,021
- I love jam in my sweaters.
- Oh.
380
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:07,318
I want a Thanksgiving turkey.
381
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,571
A Christmas tree.
382
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,282
A heart shaped box of
candy on Valentines day.
383
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,575
Yeah!
384
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,452
And dozen red roses every anniversary.
385
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,583
Morgan? Morgan, wake up, wake up.
386
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,377
Come on, wake up.
Wake up quick.
387
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:25,754
Atta girl.
388
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,006
Were you asleep?
389
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,760
No, I was watching the
instant replays in my head.
390
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,597
Morgan, uh...
391
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:38,975
How would you like to come
and live with me and Chico
392
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,852
and your mother of course.
393
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,145
You mean here?
394
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,315
Or are you gonna be traded
to another garage.
395
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,858
No.
396
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:50,695
What I mean is, uh, we'll get
a nice little white house
397
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,196
with a white picket fence
398
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,032
so we can keep all the neighbor's
kids out of our yard.
399
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:59,162
- Are there gonna be kids?
- Oh, lots of kids.
400
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,414
Gee! Can I have a best friend?
401
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,417
You can have anything you want.
402
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,044
Now, go to sleep.
403
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,672
And stop waking up.
404
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,637
Hey, Chico!
Did you ask her, huh?
405
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,473
Tell me, did you ask her to marry you?
406
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,183
- Did you ask her?
- Ask me what?
407
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,477
Nancy, will you marry us?
408
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:26,773
Is that what you were getting at?
409
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,441
Of course, that's what
he was getting at.
410
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,859
Let's set the day.
I'm free on Saturday.
How's that?
411
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,862
Ed, if you don't get back upstairs
412
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,656
you're not gonna live to see Saturday.
413
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:37,200
That's gratitude for you.
We got a lot to do.
414
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,536
We got to go hunting for
a house in the country.
415
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:40,787
I want a den.
416
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,622
- Den?
- And I want privacy.
417
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,958
- No.
- Make that two dens.
418
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,794
Ed, just go to your room.
Just go to your room.
419
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,379
What? In the middle of my proposal?
420
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,965
No! You don't realize
421
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,717
I have something to say
here too, you know?
422
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:55,969
- Well, what?
- Go ahead.
423
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,595
- Go ahead, say it.
- All right.
424
00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,931
Now, you just can't...
425
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,976
You just can't tell...
426
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,353
What do you mean...
427
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:11,401
How you talk about it...
428
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,990
Did you get any of that?
429
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,996
She doesn't want the den.
430
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,664
Don't worry, sweetheart.
If you don't want the den
431
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,040
you can have a sewing room.
432
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:32,130
That ain't it either, Ed.
Now, take it easy, Nancy.
What is it?
433
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:42,599
I have never felt so
wanted in my whole life.
434
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,393
But I can't marry either one of you.
435
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:46,895
- Why not?
- What's the matter?
436
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,105
What's the problem, honey?
You know, I'm...
437
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:54,277
I am not ready to get married again.
438
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,112
Well, what about the
turkey and the roots?
439
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,823
Yeah, and a house in the country.
440
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,784
Well, I know I've been out
of California a while.
441
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,079
But can't you still buy a turkey
without a marriage license?
442
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:08,124
Yeah, but you gotta have
money to buy a turkey.
443
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,084
And you need a husband to foot the bill.
444
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,170
I can foot my own bills, thank you!
445
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:16,049
How? By taking lewd porno
pictures in the zoo?
446
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,635
Oh, for heaven sakes.
447
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:20,303
That's what wrong with this country.
448
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,055
Woman's place is in a home.
449
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,849
They should be hanging
curtains and washing windows
450
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,810
and scrubbing floors,
women should not work.
451
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:32,648
Ed, could I be rejected
in peace, please?
452
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,151
Chico, this isn't goodbye.
453
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:37,987
Well, it's not your basic run
of the mill "hello" either.
454
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,489
Now, look.
455
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:43,660
I went right from my father's
house into my husband's house.
456
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:47,330
Now, I want a house of my own.
457
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,499
And time.
458
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,460
To get to know the person living there.
459
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:55,880
I understand.
Took me a while to find myself, too.
460
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,465
I give you two weeks.
461
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:04,263
- Are we going to our new house?
- Oh, Morgan!
462
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:05,515
What new house?
463
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,017
The one next door to my best friend.
464
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:10,686
Forget it, Morgan.
We ain't gonna have house.
465
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,397
Oh, yes we are!
466
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:16,275
Someday you and Mommy are going
to have a very nice house.
467
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,569
Would Chico and Ed be there?
468
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:21,321
Anytime they want.
469
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:22,991
Please fix the teddy again?
470
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:26,035
Okay, sweetheart. But I'll have
to take him into surgery.
471
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,830
- Ah, Nancy.
- Yeah.
472
00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:30,873
- Umm...
- What?
473
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,959
- Well, uh...
- Well, what?
474
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,253
- Can I call you sometime?
- How about tomorrow?
475
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:36,629
Well, how about tonight?
476
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:37,922
Well, let it ring a while
477
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:39,882
'cause it takes me ten
minutes to get home.
478
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:42,135
Come on, Morgan.
479
00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:45,930
Goodnight, Ed.
480
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,890
- Night, Chico.
- Goodnight. Goodnight, honey.
481
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:48,933
Bye.
482
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:53,855
Why, you really did it
this time, butterfingers.
483
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:55,732
Butterfingers?
What are you talking about?
484
00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:57,066
You're on your way to a touchdown
485
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:59,277
but you fumbled on the one yard line.
486
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:01,904
You not only lost the game
487
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,532
but you deprived me of
having a grandchild.
488
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:06,659
Ed, it's only half time.
489
00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:15,251
Stay in the cheering section.
We'll get to the Super Bowl yet.
490
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,170
Gramps.
491
00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:28,848
- [Ed] Know somethin'?
- [Louie] What's that?
492
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,641
- We must have these more often.
- I'll eat to that.
493
00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:32,477
- Here, you can have this.
All righty?
- Oh, thank you.
494
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,521
Morgan... you didn't open
this present from Ed.
495
00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:39,108
Another one? He had to
give me this yucky dress.
496
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:41,234
Morgan, where are your manners?
497
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:44,030
She been spending too much time with Ed.
498
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,699
How would you like a little
more tape across your mouth?
499
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,409
Go ahead, Morgan. Open it up.
500
00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:49,911
I'm sorry, Ed.
501
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:52,163
- I'll love this even if it's a bracelet.
- Good.
502
00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:56,459
In a box that big, it must be
a slave bracelet on a slave.
503
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:57,835
Oh, come on. Let's move on.
504
00:22:57,919 --> 00:22:59,504
- Hey, shoulder pads.
- Oh.
505
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:00,922
- Look at that!
- Oh, look!
506
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,174
- Wear it gorgeous.
- All right, Morgan.
507
00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,926
- Look at that.
- Oh goody!
508
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:06,803
Even knew my size.
509
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:10,098
Oh, Ed, you dear thing
you shouldn't have.
510
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:11,140
Why not?
511
00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:12,683
If things go according to Chico's plan
512
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:13,893
she'll be able to hand these down
513
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,521
to her little brother some day.
514
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,439
Louie, tape that man's mouth.
515
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,943
Oh, no you don't. Watch that.
516
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:30,118
Chico and The Man is recorded
live before a studio audience
517
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:32,912
at NBC studios, Burbank, California.
518
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:39,377
♪ Chico was born in El Barrio ♪
519
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:43,089
♪ Spend much of his
time in the streets ♪
520
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:46,342
♪ His mind was crazy
for knowledge ♪
521
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,886
♪ His belly for
something to eat ♪
522
00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:51,388
♪ But times are hard ♪
523
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,851
♪ Chico and The Man ♪
524
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,436
♪ Times are hard ♪
525
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:02,233
♪ Chico and The Man ♪
526
00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:04,484
♪ Yeah ♪
527
00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:07,238
♪ It's all right yeah ♪♪
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