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♪ One two ♪
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♪ A one two three and ♪
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♪ Chico ♪
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♪ Don't be discouraged ♪
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♪ The Man he ain't ♪
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♪ So hard to understand ♪
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♪ Chico ♪
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♪ If you try now ♪
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♪ I know that you can lend ♪
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♪ A helping hand ♪
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♪ Because there's good in
every one ♪
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♪ And a new day has begun ♪
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♪ You can see the morning sun ♪
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♪ If you try ♪
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♪ And I know ♪
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♪ Things will be better ♪
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♪ Oh yes they will ♪
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♪ For Chico and The Man ♪
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♪ Yes they will ♪
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♪ For Chico and The Man ♪♪
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Chico!
Chico!
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Cho-hoo, Chico!
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Hey, how are you?
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Good to see you.
How is everything?
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- You alright--
- You're not Chico.
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- I'm not Chico?
- Hmm-mm.
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That's the nicest
compliment I've had today.
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Hey, Liz.
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How you been?
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Good.
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So, Chico, guess what?
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Today, I graduated.
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I am a trained nurse.
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Yeah, you trained?
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Let's see a trick.
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Wow!
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Now, that's what I call mouth
to mouth resuscitation.
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Ah...
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And, this is what I call mouth
to mouth resuscitation.
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And this is what I put up with.
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And now we celebrate.
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Come on, take me to lunch.
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Honey, I can't take you to lunch.
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I'm waitin' on my cousin Pepe.
He's comin' over.
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Cousin Pepe?
Who's your cousin Pepe?
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I told you.
Pepe, Pepe Fernando.
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Pepe Fernando!
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The hip Pepe Fernando?
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The singer, the composer, the star?
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You mean to tell me that your
cousin is that Pepe Fernando
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and you never told me?
How come?
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Well, you see, Pepe and I got a deal.
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I don't brag about his
singing, and uh...
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...he don't brag about what I'm good at.
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But just think of it.
Pepe Fernando!
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Oh, every time I hear him sing I
get goosebumps all over my body.
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You should see them.
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That's not a bad idea.
Come on, let me take a look.
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Aye, Chico, please.
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Pepe Fernando!
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Listen, if I should faint,
when I meet him...
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...you get everything for
me on instant replay.
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Oh, Pepe Fernando!
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I have to freshen up.
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Ed, can I go upstairs?
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Ah-ha.
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Eddie, you know I've seen you go
up those stairs a million times
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and it never did for me
what that just did.
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Well, that's what I get for
wearing droopy pantyhose.
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Hey, this cousin of yours, he
really must be loaded, huh?
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Are you kiddin'?
He's got four Rolls-Royces
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parked in four different directions.
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So you don't have to waste
time turning around.
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So, how come if he's so rich
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why doesn't he do something
for his cousin Chico?
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Do I look like I need help?
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Didn't I get all this way on my own?
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That's right.
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You dreamed the impossible
dream and it all came true.
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Pepe!
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Come on, Pepe.
How're you doin'?
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Chico!
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You look good, man.
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Shiny and shit.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Hey, excuse me a minute, Chico.
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- Carter.
- I'm right here, boss.
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It's okay, Carter, you can go now.
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Boss, I feel real bad to be
quitting on you like this.
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If it wasn't for my kid's
health, I'd never think of it.
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You sure you'll be able to get
another chauffeur alright?
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I think I will. No problem.
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Thank you very much, Carter.
Good luck.
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Goodbye, boss.
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Hey, uh...
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...how come you didn't tell
me your cousin was blind?
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I forgot.
But, wait till you know Pepe.
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You-you won't even notice it.
Pepe, come here, man.
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I want you to meet the man
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who is responsible for
making me what I am today.
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Ah, hold it, Chico.
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My reputation's bad enough as it is.
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Never mind him, he's
actually very nice, sweet
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clean, reverent, brave and loyal.
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He sounds like a good scout.
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- Ha.
- Yeah.
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I not only help little old
ladies across the street
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I also take 'em home.
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Pepe Fernando, Ed Brown.
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- Hey, Ed Brown.
- Hi.
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You know something?
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I'm very happy to meet you.
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Ed, Ed, Ed, what're you
shouting for, man?
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- It's his eyes, not his ears.
- Oh.
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Well, I just wanted to let him know
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that I was happy to meet him.
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- Pasadena knows you know.
- I, uh...
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Hey, would you wanna
take a look around...
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I mean, would you see the...
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Watch your step becau... Oh, well.
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Oh, it's-it's okay.
Thank you, Ed.
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I can handle it. It's okay.
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- So, this is the garage, huh?
- This is the garage alright.
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Well, Chico told me all
about it in his letters.
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- The stairs are here.
- Uh-huh.
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And the door to the office is out there.
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- Right.
- How about that?
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- This is your work bench.
- Yeah.
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And...
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...here are your pliers.
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Hey, how about that?
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Thanks a lot. I've been
looking all over for it.
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You didn't look...
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Well, you didn't look good enough.
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Ah...
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You know something, you
really don't need any help
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in getting around, do you?
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Well, sometimes I do.
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Especially when I'm driving
in heavy traffic.
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Hey, which leads me to
my lucky cousin Chico.
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Why am I your lucky cousin?
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Chico, you're lucky because my
chauffeur just quit on me.
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- And I need a new chauffeur.
- Hello.
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Eh-heh!
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What do you say about the job, Chico?
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Think about it, man.
Opening nights in Las Vegas...
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Ring side tables...
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Three hindered dollars a week.
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Three hundred dollars a week?
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I couldn't afford to pay you that.
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Oh...
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Wait a minute.
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I gotta have something
to say about this.
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Hold it, Ed. I mean, I'm not
taking Chico away from you.
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It's only for six months,
until I go to Europe.
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- Anyway, think about it.
- I will.
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I just remembered.
I gotta call my agent.
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You wanna use our phone
or the one in your car?
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No, man. I'm gonna go in style.
to my car, man.
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Alright!
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Right in here, man.
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That's my cousin.
He's a star, man.
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Chico, how could you even
consider leaving me
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right in the middle of the busy season?
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Ed, you know, it takes an
old pro like you to tell
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the difference between the busy
season and the slow season.
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But what kind of a job would
that be for a fellow like you?
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There you would be at Vegas...
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Standing by the gambling
tables, losing your money.
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Drinking. Staying up all
hours of the night.
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Chasing those beautiful
show girls around
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who don't have much on. And...
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Wait a minute.
Take me. Take me!
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- I've been waiting--
- Ed, Ed, Ed.
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I'm not gonna leave you until I
can get a suitable replacement.
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Somebody you'll get along with.
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Somebody I'll get along with?
I get...
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If there's somebody I
could get along with
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he'd have to be like me,
and, if he's like me
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I couldn't get along with him.
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Oh, he's here!
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In the beautiful flesh and claws!
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Oh, Pepe!
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♪ Come on baby
light my fire ♪
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♪ Come on baby light my fire ♪
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♪ Try to set
the night on fire ♪♪
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Well, who's this girl
with the fabulous voice?
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I thought you said there's
nothing wrong with his hearing.
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Ah, Monsieur Pepe
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allow me to introduce the
rage of three continents.
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Not to mention a little
cow town in Puerto Rico.
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She has charm with grace and style
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not to mention the Chile rellenos.
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My Chile rellanos?
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I told you not to mention those.
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- Here she is, Liz Garcia.
- Ah, Liz...
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Oh, Pepe, what a thrill!
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I am your one woman fan club.
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When I hear you sing, I get so
heated up I have to use a fan.
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Well...
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I wonder if you're as
foxy as I think you are.
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Oh, take a look.
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Well, you have such a nice face.
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Beautiful hair, classic
chin, lovely throat--
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Oh, cuz, I'll describe the rest.
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- Heh.
- Yeah.
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And you'd better.
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He doesn't need a seeing eye
dog, he's got seeing eye hands.
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Listen, Pepe, take my word for it.
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From the neck down, she's
just like any other girl.
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Well, that's good enough for me.
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Pepe, Pepe, Pepe.
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Pepe, I wonder if you would
sing my favorite song.
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- Which one is that?
- Anything you sing.
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Well, of course.
You sang for me.
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So, why shouldn't I sing
for you? Oh, yeah, Chico.
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- Right.
- Oh-ho. Wonderful.
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- Oh.
- Here you go, cuz.
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- Oh.
- Thank you.
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♪ Well you know
that it would be untrue ♪
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♪ You know that
I would be a liar ♪
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♪ If I was to say to you yeah ♪
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♪ Mama we couldn't get
much higher ♪
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♪ Come on baby
light my fire ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Come on baby light ♪
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♪ Won't you light my fire? ♪
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♪ Try to set the night on fire ♪
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♪ Yeah yeah come on baby light ♪
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♪ Won't you light my fire? ♪
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♪ Come on baby
light my fire ♪
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♪ Don't you know it's alright ♪♪
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Terrific!
That was really terrific!
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- Uh-huh.
- Oh, hey.
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Chico.
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What was the name of that song?
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Pepe, man, you sound better--
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Oh-oh-oh.
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Hello?
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Ed Brown's garage a go-go.
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Oh, hi.
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Hi, Reverend Bemis, how
are you? Everyt...
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What happened?
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No kidding!
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Where?
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5th and main?
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Okay, I'll send Chico over right away.
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- Chico.
- Yeah, yeah, what happened?
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What happened is that the
Reverend Bemis had this car
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and he put his bible in it and
now the bible is missing.
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So, why'd he call you?
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Because the car is missing too.
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I'll tell you what.
Take the tow truck.
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Get over to 5th and main right away.
255
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:42,953
And make sure you get the
reverend to the church on time.
256
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,453
I'll be right back.
257
00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:48,125
- Ed, would you please?
- Oh, sure.
258
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,169
So, tell me Liz, uh, what do you do?
259
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:53,964
Oh, well, since three and
a half hours ago...
260
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,633
...I'm a freelance full fledged nurse.
261
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:59,386
Ah, a nurse.
What a coincidence.
262
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:00,929
I get these headaches.
263
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,390
And, I don't know what to do for 'em.
264
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,808
I'll tell you what to do.
265
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,309
- Just do the same thing I do.
- What's that?
266
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,270
I take a beaker of bourbon every hour.
267
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,062
Uh-huh.
268
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:10,772
At the end of two hours
269
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,692
my headache is still
there, but I'm gone.
270
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,235
Oh.
271
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,994
You know most headaches come
from tension and nerves.
272
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,745
And if you've got the
tension to come to me
273
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:28,331
I have the nerve to help you.
274
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,833
You're next, honey.
275
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:35,881
Oh, that feels great.
276
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,883
You know, this will take care
of my next two headaches.
277
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,427
I'd like to have you around.
278
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,138
Say!
279
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,973
Why not?
280
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,683
This girl could be your companion.
281
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,101
- Even better than Chico.
- Uh-huh.
282
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,687
Look at her.
She's beautiful, she's bright.
283
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:51,980
She drives like Mario
284
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,690
and Fred Eves have got a better figure.
285
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:54,982
And if you ever have an accident
286
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,860
she's right there with the first-aid.
287
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,947
- Ed... that's a great idea.
- Yeah?
288
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,699
What are you two talkin' about?
289
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,993
Well, Pepe needs a new chauffeur.
290
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,787
He wants somebody to drive his
car for the next six months.
291
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,706
Would you be interested?
292
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,249
- Drive his car?
- Yeah.
293
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:14,252
I have just spent a full year
preparing myself to be worthy
294
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,171
of the high profession of the nurse.
295
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:19,674
A healer, dedicated to the
practice of the medical arts.
296
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,593
And devoted to the sacred duties
297
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,386
of relieving the sick and afflicted.
298
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:26,556
What could make me forget all of
that and become a chauffeur?
299
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,517
Pay is $300 a week.
300
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:29,976
Where are the keys?
301
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,357
It's over there.
302
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,776
Oh, wait. I can't.
303
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,611
- No? Why not?
- No.
304
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,821
Because I would be a
traitor to my patients.
305
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,366
What're you talkin' about?
Make believe is your patient.
306
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,326
He has all these terrible
headaches, he needs you.
307
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,495
- Right, Pepe?
- Hmm-hmm.
308
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:50,455
Oh, I accept.
309
00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:53,583
Okay, boss. It's time for
your vitamin injection.
310
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,043
Right, Pepe.
311
00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,298
And now, to celebrate the job...
312
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:01,800
...how about takin' the
boss out to lunch.
313
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,677
Oh, okay, you come with me, honey.
314
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,886
Oh, I will, oh, yeah.
315
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,721
I know a place not far away.
316
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,057
It's called Fernando's Hideaway.
317
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,767
Fernando's Hideaway?
318
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,769
It used to be Shipero's delicatessen.
319
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,437
Ah...
320
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,605
Thank you. Thank you, Ed.
321
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,023
Well, uh...
322
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,734
Try the lobster in...
323
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,112
- Okay.
- Okay, bye.
324
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,747
Oh, they went over to
Shipero's delicatessen.
325
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,000
- Oh, yeah, Fernando's Hideaway.
- Yeah.
326
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,459
- I wanna ask you something.
- What's that?
327
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,378
Think this jacket will
look good in Vegas?
328
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,130
Oh...
329
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,299
Are you-are you kidding?
330
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,259
That jacket would look great in Vegas.
331
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:47,262
Matter of fact, it would
look sensational in Vegas.
332
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,014
I wonder who'll be wearing it.
333
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,727
Wait a minute, what do you mean
you wonder who'll be wearing
334
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,020
my jacket in Vegas?
335
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,396
You're trying to tell me
I don't have the job?
336
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,023
You got it.
337
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:00,650
Well, I mean, you haven't got it.
338
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,736
- Well, whose got it?
- Liz Garcia's got it.
339
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,155
- Oh, Liz-Liz Garcia?
- Yeah.
340
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,656
What does she know about mechanics?
341
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,658
What if the car breaks down
on a lonely country road?
342
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,035
What could she do for Pepe?
343
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,287
- Well--
- Don't answer that.
344
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:21,630
Hey, why are you so suspicious
of your cousin Pepe?
345
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,299
Are you kidding, last year we
made more passes than Joe Namath
346
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,051
only not in the same field.
347
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,684
Hey, good to see you again.
348
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,269
Hey.
349
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,230
Hey, Chico, what's happening--
350
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,441
I'll tell you what's happenin'.
351
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:44,235
I'm a practical mechanic with
two years of experience.
352
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,029
And here you go and get the job.
353
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,489
Let me see you explain the operation
354
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,574
of an internal combustion
multiple cylinder
355
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:50,742
reciprocating engines.
356
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,285
Sure, where is one?
357
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:54,663
Right here. Here's one.
358
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:55,789
Go ahead, give me a rundown.
359
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,499
- Okay, I give it to you.
- Hmm-hmm.
360
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,708
Ah, that's the sandbelt.
361
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,378
No, that's the shaft.
And you gave me that already.
362
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,344
Oh, okay.
363
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,012
Um, that's the differential.
364
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,389
What's the differential?
365
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,516
That's what I say, "What's
the differential?"
366
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,354
Anyway.
367
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,064
This part here is the gizmo.
368
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,233
And the gizmo is bobby
pinned to the gadget.
369
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,734
And the gadget is glued to the gimmick.
370
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,486
And the gimmick's connected
to the headlight.
371
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,279
And the headlight's connected
to the tail bottom.
372
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,573
♪ And the tail bottom's
connected to the depot ♪
373
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,909
♪ And the depot's
connected to the neck boat ♪
374
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,245
♪ And the neck boat's
connected to the low boat ♪
375
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:40,250
Alright, alright, alright!
Cut it out. Cut it out!
376
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,627
Please!
377
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,754
Take it easy, man.
378
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,340
Easy, Chico, you're getting
all worked up for nothing.
379
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:50,343
Like I told Liz, I felt guilty
about taking you away from Ed.
380
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,262
Yeah, but meanwhile, you're
gonna try and make a mechanic
381
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,639
out of a registered nurse.
You're nipping her in the bud.
382
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,433
Who's nipping whose bud?
383
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,269
Don't look at me.
I didn't lay a hand on you.
384
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,272
Look, Chico, it's very simple.
385
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,607
She's a nurse and I'm a patient.
386
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:07,068
- Pepe, perimito...
- What, what, what, what, what?
387
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,195
You haven't been sick
a day in your life.
388
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:12,157
Well... it's been catching
up with me lately.
389
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,451
Excuse me.
390
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,704
Chico, he's offering me $300 a week.
391
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:21,624
Did you know how many bed pans I
have to own for $300 a week?
392
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,335
It'll be good or me and it'll
be good for Pepe too.
393
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,796
We both thought it was a wonderful idea.
394
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,465
- As soon as Ed suggested it.
- Yeah.
395
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,219
- Ed suggested it?
- Oh-oh.
396
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,015
Thank you.
That's all I wanted to know.
397
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,391
Oh, Ed...
398
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,393
Ed, dear...
399
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,771
You suggested it, man!
400
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,481
Wait a minute. Wait a minute...
401
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,484
Before you start hollering at me
I just have to say one thing.
402
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,277
- What?
- Don't holler.
403
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:52,363
Ed, I'm a reasonable guy and
I'm always willing to listen
404
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,491
to the other side of the
argument. So, don't talk.
405
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:57,994
Listen, now you are rotten,
under-handed, sneaky, deceptive
406
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,330
and deceitful and...
407
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,707
Keep going, I'm in there someplace.
408
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,959
You're in there every place.
Do you know what you did to me?
409
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,879
You put my girl in the car
with a Don Juan of San Juan.
410
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,256
She'll have to fight traffic
and Pepe at the same time.
411
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,965
She'll need a seat belt
when she's not driving.
412
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,511
She'll be all over the road,
he'll be all over her.
413
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,012
How could you do this to me, man?
414
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,181
- Why do you always get involv--
- Will you stop hollering?
415
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,475
It wasn't my fault.
I only suggested it.
416
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,519
He offered her the job.
She accepted it.
417
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,686
You wanna holler at somebody,
go holler at her.
418
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,190
- I'd rather holler at you.
- Oh.
419
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:28,775
How's the headache now, honey?
420
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:31,861
Oh, the headache's fine.
But I feel terrible.
421
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:34,196
My lower back is agony.
422
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,365
I've tried everything.
423
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,116
How about lying down?
424
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,785
That's a good idea.
Why don't you?
425
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,247
I mean you.
426
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,580
- Oh.
- I'll help you, come on.
427
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:46,084
- No, no, no, I'll help you.
- Oh, okay.
428
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,462
You do very well. Okay.
429
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,881
So, we sit down here and I'll
give you a little massage.
430
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:55,218
- First, this side.
- Oh, this feels really nice.
431
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,387
You've got such soft hands.
432
00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,722
And your perfume. Hmm.
433
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:02,892
Please, Pepe.
Forget about hands and perfume.
434
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,561
We are here for something else.
435
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:07,397
That's right.
And you're my kinda girl.
436
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,023
Ah... Hey!
437
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,569
No!
438
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,237
Aye!
439
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,321
How dare you!
440
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,700
Total animal!
441
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,621
Your cousin just made a pass
at a registered nurse.
442
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,249
I'm going home and dump
a bucket of water
443
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,501
on his record of "Light my fire."
444
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,546
Pepe.
445
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,339
Come here, man.
446
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,092
What did you do to Liz?
447
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,719
I didn't do anything to her.
448
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,804
I just made a pass at her.
And she slapped me in the face.
449
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,431
Well, I don't blame her,
if I was your chauffeur
450
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,433
and you tried to kiss
me, I'd slap you too.
451
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,270
But you don't realize what that
girl did to me. I mean...
452
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,771
She slapped me.
453
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,481
Me. Pepe Fernando.
454
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,275
Why?
What's so terrible about that?
455
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,694
Big deal, she slapped you.
You'll get over it.
456
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,488
- What's so terrible?
- Terrible?
457
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,657
It wasn't terrible.
It was wonderful.
458
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,118
I mean, all my life...
459
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,455
...I'd been treated special,
because I was blind...
460
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,582
Or maybe because I was a celebrity.
461
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,626
But, for the first time
462
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,170
I met a girl who said, "Hey, you
ain't gonna get away with that
463
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,796
jive, baby."
464
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,508
And, she treated me...
465
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:20,136
...and accepted me for me, just as I am.
466
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:21,888
- A man.
- That's right.
467
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:24,349
Hey, the job's still open
now though, isn't it?
468
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,184
Yeah, the job is open.
469
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,977
And I can't wait to get started.
470
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:30,063
- Yeah--
- Okay, okay.
471
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,606
Alright, take the job.
472
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,650
Take the job and go to Vegas.
473
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:36,194
Live the good life with
the beautiful people.
474
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,820
Play blackjack and crap.
475
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,571
You won't find any
blackjack around here.
476
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,699
But you'll find a lot of... Never mind.
477
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,661
Hey, Ed.
478
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,998
You mean, you really want
me to go to Las Vegas?
479
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,625
Yes, I want you to go.
480
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,086
I got along before you and
I'll get along after you.
481
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:56,506
My problem is trying to
get along during you.
482
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,257
Alright, if that's the
way you feel about it
483
00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,550
that's fine with me.
484
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:01,511
Boy, go be nice to people.
485
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,388
You slave, you work hard, you sacrifice
486
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,640
and they tell you to go to
Vegas and live the good life.
487
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,308
- It's just not fair.
- Yeah.
488
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,601
"Just not fair", he says.
489
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,353
You take somebody in, off the streets
490
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,688
and you give them every luxury.
491
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,690
- I--
- Luxury, what luxury?
492
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,692
I don't know about luxury,
but I was sure taken in.
493
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,361
Yeah, well, if you were taken in
you can certainly be let out.
494
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,531
What's he saying? Hey.
495
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:22,865
What's he talking about?
496
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,742
I don't know, I wanna know what he said.
497
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:27,619
You'll find out as soon as I
leave and then you'll be sorry
498
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:28,788
you don't have me anymore.
499
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,039
I'm not interested in what you have.
500
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,582
♪ Chico ♪
501
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:35,003
♪ Don't be discouraged ♪
502
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:39,424
♪ The Man he ain't so hard
to understand ♪
503
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,427
♪ Chico ♪
504
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,388
♪ If you try now ♪
505
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,016
♪ I know that you can lend ♪
506
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,435
♪ A helping hand ♪
507
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:53,396
♪ Because there's good
in every one ♪
508
00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:56,398
♪ And a new day has begun ♪
509
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,484
♪ You can see the morning sun ♪
510
00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:01,320
♪ If you try ♪
511
00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:03,031
♪ And I know ♪
512
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:06,034
♪ Things will be better ♪
513
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,285
♪ Oh yes they will ♪
514
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:11,414
♪ For Chico
and The Man yeah ♪
515
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,916
♪ Yes they will ♪
516
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,917
♪ For Chico ♪
517
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:21,465
♪ And The Man ♪♪
518
00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:43,071
♪ The Man he's going to
give you a raise ♪
519
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:46,491
♪ Chico if you try now
you know it's going to very... ♪
520
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,826
Alright, alright, that's enough.
521
00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:52,246
Hey, Chico, something
has been bothering me.
522
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,748
Why does you cousin say
523
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:55,958
that the next lady chauffeur he hired
524
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,710
would have to have a big television?
525
00:22:57,794 --> 00:22:59,962
No, you misunderstood.
He didn't say big television.
526
00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:02,340
He said she'd had to have a great set.
527
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:03,965
Oh, yeah.
528
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,143
- Pepe.
- Hey.
529
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,145
This is a surprise. What're you
doing back here, brother?
530
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,147
Well, I just dropped in to say goodbye.
531
00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:21,234
Oh, well, man, I'm sorry to see
you go. That's a shame...
532
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,653
Well, I know you gotta get back
on the road and everything--
533
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:26,531
- Well, you know when you got--
- I, uh, Pepe...
534
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:27,990
I think there's something
you ought to know.
535
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,659
I think somebody's been
taking advantage of you.
536
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:32,369
Did you know your new
chauffeur is not a girl?
537
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:33,913
I know that, Ed.
538
00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:36,415
You see, from now on, things
are different with me.
539
00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:38,960
I've cut out all of that playboy life.
540
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,837
And I've decided to travel light.
541
00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:43,506
Now, I travel with a
chauffeur and a butler.
542
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:44,882
- Oh.
- That's better.
543
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:48,010
- That's a much better, safe--
- I... Yeah.
544
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,470
Excuse me.
545
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,888
I just wanna freshen up...
546
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,475
- Go ahead, Sam.
- Yeah.
547
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:57,686
Uh, Pepe, who-who's that?
548
00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:59,480
That's the butler.
549
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,526
I have... Wait a minute.
550
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,987
How did you get this
lipstick on your collar?
551
00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:08,489
- Well, um--
- Wait a minute, Ed.
552
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,700
- I think I can solve that.
- Yeah?
553
00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:13,119
- The butler did it.
- The butler did it. I got it.
554
00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:23,212
"Chico and The Man" was recorded live
555
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:26,883
before a studio audience at NBC
studio, suburban California.
556
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:31,929
♪ Chico was born in El Barrio ♪
557
00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:35,683
♪ He spent much of his time
in the streets ♪
558
00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:38,895
♪ His mind was craving
for knowledge ♪
559
00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:41,397
♪ His belly for something
to eat ♪
560
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,983
♪ But times are hard hard ♪
561
00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:47,570
♪ For Chico and The Man ♪
562
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:51,699
♪ Times are hard ♪
563
00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:54,660
♪ For Chico and The Man ♪
564
00:24:57,747 --> 00:25:00,082
♪ Alright ♪
565
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,584
♪ Yeah yeah ♪♪
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