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♪ One two
oh one two three and ♪
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♪ Chico don't be discouraged ♪
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♪ The Man he ain't so hard
to understand ♪
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♪ Chico if you try now ♪
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♪ I know that you can
lend a helping hand ♪
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♪ Because there's good
in every one ♪
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♪ And a new day has begun ♪
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♪ You can see the morning sun
if you try ♪
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♪ And I know
things will be better ♪
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♪ Oh yes they will
for Chico and The Man ♪
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♪ Yes they will
for Chico and The Man ♪♪
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Ed!
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Why are you sneaking up on me?
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Why are you sneaking out on me?
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Wait a minute.
Well, let's see.
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Can't be going to Las Vegas.
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They won't let you shoot
craps for nickels .
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Can't be going to a Church Social.
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You've never been to Church and
you've never been social.
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Wait a minute.
It's a lady, huh?
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Since when have you become my mother?
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Ed, I'm not your mother.
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But don't lie to me.
A mother's heart knows.
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Well, I guess you'll find
out sooner or later
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so I might as well tell you right now.
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I finally gave in and agreed
to go out with Elizabeth.
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Oh, wait a minute, wait a
minute. Elizabeth who?
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Never mind.
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But if a Mr. Burton should call
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I'm nowhere to be found. Right?
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You got a clean handkerchief?
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Yes, I have a clean, white handkerchief.
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And I'm also wearing some
clean, white underwear.
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Just in case I ever become...
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- Involved in an accident.
- "Involved in an accident."
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Good now.
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Okay, have a good time.
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Don't stay out too late
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because I won't warn you about
your food, you come back.
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And I'll leave some chilly
for you in the hot plate
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if you're hungry when you come home.
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Boy children, you try to raise them...
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Hey, Chico.
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I just saw Ed get in a taxi cab
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all dressed up.
What's happening?
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Louie, I think he's
going out with a lady.
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- A lady?
- Yeah.
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But which lady could it be?
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Well, maybe, it is Ms. Velasquez.
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No, it couldn't be Mrs. Velasquez.
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Why not?
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Mr. Velasquez.
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Louie...
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...you said he left in a taxi.
What did the taxi looked like?
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Well, it was an orange
taxi with purple fenders
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and a picture of a girl in a
bikini suit on the side.
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Louie, in this neighborhood,
that could be any taxi.
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Wait a minute, did the
girl with the bikini
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have a rhinestone in her belly button?
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Yeah.
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Louie that's it.
It's the Rhinestone cab company.
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- Felipe, the dispatcher--
- What're you doing, Chico?
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Louie, don't bother me now.
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I got a lot of belly buttons to cover.
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Hello, big spender.
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Madam, I regret to inform you
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that I neither speak, read, or
write or understand English.
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Okay then.
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Buongiorno.
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Arrivederci.
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Look, lady
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I never saw you before in my life.
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You're a complete stranger.
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And I don't even know you.
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My name is Flora.
Now you know me.
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What's your name, Ace?
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Ivan The Terrible.
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How terrible are you?
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Stick around and you'll find out.
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Oh, come on you big lug.
What's your name?
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Well, if you must know, I guess
there's nowhere to escape.
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It's Ed Brown.
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Well, that's refreshing.
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They usually call themselves John Smith.
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Where do you live, Big Ed?
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In the home for the Criminally Insane.
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Oh, that is so funny.
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Ah, I love a man with a sense of humor.
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Then, go bother Johnny Carson.
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May I sit down?
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Please lady.
I already have a date.
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No, you don't.
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You ordered that drink an hour ago
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and she's not here yet.
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Face it. She stood you up.
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Oh, no, she didn't.
She's sitting right here.
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Oh?
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She's lovely.
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How do you know she's lovely?
You can't see her.
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I've had four martinis.
I can see anything you can see.
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Well, you can't see her
and I'll tell you why.
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My wife, Margaret...
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We used to come here every year
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celebrate our wedding anniversary.
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Seven years ago...
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...I started coming here alone.
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This was her favorite drink.
Pink lady.
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That's beautiful.
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That's just beautiful.
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I'm sorry for intruding, Margaret.
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Please forgive me.
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It's alright. It's alright.
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Look, we both forgive you.
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Now please, Flora. Don't cry.
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I can't.
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She's so pale and warm.
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She's a quiet little thing, ain't she?
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I'm sorry if I embarrassed you, Ed.
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- It's alright.
- I'll leave you two alone.
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Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
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- Here's to you, Margaret.
- Yes. Thank you.
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Here's to you.
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Oh, uh, excuse me, Mr. Piano player.
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I'd like you to play a song for me.
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Sorry, pal. I'm on a break.
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Yeah, but-but son, my
anniversary and you...
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Oh.
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I was uh...
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I wanted to play a song
for my wife Margaret.
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Margaret, are you listening?
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She's listening.
She's listening.
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- Oh, good.
- You know?
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I, uh, I used to call her
Margie and that's...
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♪ Margie ♪
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♪ I'm always thinking
of you Margie ♪
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♪ I'll tell the world
I love you ♪
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♪ Don't forget
your promise to me ♪
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♪ I wanna hold a ring ♪
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♪ And every little thing
for Margie ♪
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♪ You are my inspiration ♪
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♪ Days are never blue ♪
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♪ After all is said and done ♪
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♪ There is really only one ♪
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♪ Oh Margie ♪
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♪ Margie it's you ♪♪
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A singles bar at your age.
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You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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How did you get here?
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Easy. I followed a belly button.
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Oh, honey.
That was just wonderful.
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Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Ah, come on, Flora.
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Why don't you beat it, kid?
You can see I've got a date.
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Come on, Flora.
Let's get over here.
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And sit down right over here.
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Oh, no.
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No, I couldn't.
Not in her place.
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- You picked up two women?
- No!
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No, there's only one.
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Margaret.
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It's her anniversary. Oh...
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Well, Ed.
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What do I say, after I say, I'm sorry?
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Try goodbye.
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Hiya, I'm Chuck Martin, the owner.
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The girls think you were a knockout.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Not you. Him.
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Now listen they'd like
an encore, old man.
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- Encore--
- Go on and have fun.
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Come on, dinner and drinks
will be on the house.
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And any night you come
here, the piano is yours.
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Oh, gee. I, uh...
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Oh, well, I...
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I, uh...
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Why don't you go home, kid?
You know, get some sleep.
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I'm liable to be here all night.
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Ed, do you think I'd let you
stay here tinkling by yourself?
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I'm...
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Oh, here he is. Come on.
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This is the song I, I sang to Margaret
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on my, on our first date.
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♪ I'll be down to get
you with a taxi honey ♪
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♪ You'd better be ready
around half past 8:00 ♪
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♪ Now honey don't be late ♪
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♪ I want to be there
when the band starts playing ♪
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♪ Remember when
we get there honey ♪
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♪ Two steps who
wanna have them all ♪
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♪ Gonna wear out
both of my shoes ♪
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♪ When the dance
the jelly roll blues ♪
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♪ Tomorrow night at
the Darktown Strutter's Ball ♪
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Hey, he's great, isn't he?
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Yeah, he's great, but I don't
know why I'm so happy?
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You just gained a piano player
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and I just lost a great mechanic.
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♪ Wear up both my shoes ♪
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♪ To dance
the jelly roll blues ♪
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♪ Tomorrow night at
the Darktown Strutter's Ball ♪♪
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Hey, Chico, where did
you get that picture?
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Louie, he's brought it home with
him every night this week.
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I was waiting to hear a few
new Suzie like I knew Suzie.
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Stick around that's probably next.
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Last night it was Cecelia and
night before that Sweet Adeline.
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But no matter who he's singing
about, it's really Margaret
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he's singing about and I'm worried.
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Why should you worry?
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The man's having fun tickling
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that keyboard every weekend.
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Louie, at Ed's age tickling anything
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for a whole weekend is dangerous.
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He doesn't come home
till 4:00 in the morning.
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He doesn't get up till
3:00 in the afternoon.
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- But, Chico maybe--
- Shh!
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♪ Mademoiselle from
Armentieres Parlez-vous ♪
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♪ Mademoiselle
from Armentieres ♪
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♪ She wiggled her
ears for 50 years ♪
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♪ Hinky-dinky parlez-vous ♪♪
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Ah-ha!
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Isn't that beautiful?
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Well, gentlemen, a good evening to you.
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You listen to me, Ed Brown--
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Unh-unh-unh, that's a foul
spark plug. Clean it.
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Oh, right away, master.
I'm so sorry.
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Of course, I've a carburetor to
fix and some wire to solder
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and then I've to flush out the radiator
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and patch six tires and
then if I have time
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I'll go to the washroom with
your permission, of course.
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Are you quite through, my boy?
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Yes, master.
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Then get yourself an assistant.
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Listen to me, Ed, we can't
afford an assistant.
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Ed, listen to the kid.
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He's talking to you like a mother.
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Ed, I'm working my fingers
to the bone day and night
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while you're sitting at
bar playing and singing.
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Yeah?
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Well, I make more money
in one weekend in tips
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at that bar than that pump
takes in an entire month.
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So, get yourself two assistants.
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♪ Pack up your troubles ♪
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♪ In your old kit bag ♪
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♪ And smile smile smile ♪♪
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I work alone.
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Louie, listen, I'm not
going to be smiling
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until I get Ed out of that bar.
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Oh, Chico, I'm surprised at you.
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Is business more important to
you than the man's happiness?
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Oh, Louie, you know better than that.
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I'm not worried about the business.
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But I want Ed to be
happy but not singing
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about the past, about the future.
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Well, you got a point
there, Chico because
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past wasn't so hot.
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And on the other hand, the
present isn't so good either.
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We've got to get Ed out
of the good old days
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of the past and back into the
rotten days of the present.
255
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As soon as I get dressed we're going.
256
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,806
- Where-where are we going?
- To the Piano Bar.
257
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,641
There's one Ed song I
don't want to miss.
258
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,435
Now what song is that?
259
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,145
Well, if what I got in mind works
260
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,730
it's going to be his last one.
261
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You go home and get dressed.
262
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,320
Alright, quiet everyone.
Ladies and gentlemen.
263
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Chuck Martin presents the
tinkling fingers of a man
264
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,867
who brings back the good old days.
265
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:09,909
Ed Brown.
266
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,249
Yeah, good to see you all.
Really.
267
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,251
Thank you, thank you very
much for your applause.
268
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:21,671
Now let's get back to the
good old days of 1932.
269
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In those days, a rumble was a seat
270
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,801
in the back of a model A4.
271
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:30,347
Also the days when the Rolling
Stone gathered no loss.
272
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:34,643
And those were the days when
grass was something you mow.
273
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:39,981
And, uh, my wife and I
enjoyed a little song.
274
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I must say it was one of her favorites.
275
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,568
It was called
276
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"A little green frog."
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Here it goes.
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♪ A little green frog
sitting on a log ♪
279
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♪ Making love
to the harvest moon ♪
280
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:54,537
♪ When along came a bull frog ♪
281
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,623
♪ Crooning a pretty
little love song ♪
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00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,708
♪ The moon soon hid
behind the clouds ♪
283
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,002
♪ As it watched the lovers gay ♪
284
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,963
♪ And it wasn't very long
when this lonesome frog ♪
285
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:08,051
♪ Started in to
croon his way ♪
286
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,721
♪ A gay-liga-licka-licka-loo
gili-gilay-galoo ♪
287
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,224
♪ Cotton kinda love to me ♪
288
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,601
♪ A gay-liga-licka-licka-loo
gili-gilay-galoo ♪
289
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:19,145
♪ What a happy
little frog I'll be ♪
290
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,773
♪ On my log there's
plenty of room ♪
291
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,609
♪ Come to me and you'll see
how well I can spoon ♪
292
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:27,070
♪ You're wasting time
making love to the moon ♪
293
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,614
♪ Now is the time to spoon
now's the time to spoon ♪
294
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,157
♪ Gilli-gilai-Gilli-galoo
galoo-Gilli-gilao ♪
295
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,910
♪ Means I know
you'll understand ♪
296
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,578
♪ Gilli-gilai-Gilli means ♪
297
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,289
♪ We'll go on our
honeymoon so grand ♪
298
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,583
♪ And in a little while
we'll have a pollywog ♪
299
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♪ And when he goes to be a frog
he'll have to find another log ♪
300
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,923
♪ So won't you
Gilli-gilai-Gilli-galoo ♪
301
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,175
♪ Gilli-gilai-galoo with me ♪♪
302
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,097
How do you like that one?
303
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,432
Oh, thank you very much.
304
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,434
Well, thank you very much.
305
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,395
Thank you dear. Thank you.
Let's put that over there.
306
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:03,732
Now, let's go back to the year 1929.
307
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,275
- I remember--
- Uh, sir.
308
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:08,194
Would you please do not
play anything from 1929
309
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,446
because that was the
year of the big crash?
310
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,865
A terrible, terrible year.
311
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,532
My poor father lost everything
312
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:14,951
in one streak, the house
313
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,912
the swimming pool, the
servants, the pigs.
314
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:23,126
He wasn't even born in 1929.
315
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,753
Oh, look, I'm not ashamed to say that
316
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,797
in 1929, I sold apples on the street.
317
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,883
But I don't want to be reminded
of it, if you don't mind.
318
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:33,386
I don't mind.
So, let's go back to 1938.
319
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:36,222
That was the year that
employment was on the upswing.
320
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,057
Roosevelt was giving America a new deal.
321
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,059
And the world was ready to laugh again.
322
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,311
Unh-unh. Pardon me, sir.
323
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,229
I don't what there was
to laugh about in 1938.
324
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,565
That was the year that
Germans invaded Austria.
325
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,651
Yeah and my homeland
ravaged by the Nazis!
326
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,570
German krauts!
327
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:57,577
The Germans never got as far
as Mississippi, you...
328
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:58,703
Pardon him.
329
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,163
Pardon him, Mr. Piano player.
330
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,707
But I think we should
be reminded of Vienna
331
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,709
the fall of Paris and
the blitz of London.
332
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,836
Oh, who wants to talk about World War II
333
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,171
Roosevelt and all...
334
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:14,177
[Ed] Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet!
335
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,637
I have another song.
336
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:16,971
And if you want to know something
337
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,724
I don't remember when it was written.
338
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:22,018
Ah, however, I do remember
that Margaret and I
339
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,603
were living in Brooklyn at that time.
340
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,730
Uh, pardon that was 1957.
341
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:30,527
No, no. Not 1957.
Any year but 1957.
342
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:34,155
That was the year my husband ran
off with my younger sister.
343
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,907
Any year but 1957.
Come on, would you--
344
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,868
Mr. Martin would you please do something
345
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,494
and throw this bums out of here?
346
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,789
Look, old timer, those bumps
are my valued customers.
347
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,666
Yeah, well these bums are troublemakers.
348
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,000
- That's what they are.
- Wait a minute.
349
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,377
Who are you calling a troublemaker?
350
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,003
I'm sorry, but I was talking to him.
351
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,340
Hey, don't you dare lay a
hand on this adorable boy.
352
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:56,469
Can't you just sing a nice
song about a nice year?
353
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:59,888
A nice song about a nice year.
Okay, I got it.
354
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:03,434
♪ Way down upon
the Swanee River ♪
355
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,811
Hey, Swanee river stream
flowing through the south.
356
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,272
What's that remind you of?
357
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,566
Civil war! Brother
fighting against brother.
358
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:10,733
Yes, sir!
359
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:14,487
♪ Glory glory hallelujah! ♪
360
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:17,907
♪ Glory glory hallelujah! ♪
361
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:22,244
♪ Glory glory hallelujah! ♪♪
362
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,664
My granddaddy's plantation
was burned down
363
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,124
by you dumb Yankees .
364
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,917
Who're you calling a dumb Yankee? You--
365
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,753
Walk out, Brown.
You're causing trouble.
366
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,755
- Just take five, will you?
- Oh, alright.
367
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,924
But I'm-I'm telling you
it's not my fault.
368
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,427
It's all his fault and especially his.
369
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,096
And I... Never mind.
Give me that.
370
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,059
Wait here, Louie.
371
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:56,070
Why? Why, Chico?
Why did you do it?
372
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,114
'Cause you were slipping
back into the past, man.
373
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,241
I was worried about you.
I care.
374
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:03,786
Yeah, but I was-I was having fun
for the first time in years.
375
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,788
I was playing music and I was happy
376
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,916
and you had to go and spoil it all.
377
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:11,210
Ed, there's normal happy and
there's flipped out happy.
378
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:15,256
What's normal happy? Being up
to your ears in dying motors?
379
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:18,134
Yeah, dying motors you
can bring back to life.
380
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:20,053
But Ed you're not gonna bring
Margaret back to life
381
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:23,138
no matter how many times
you sing the old songs.
382
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,309
Yeah, but the old songs are
the only songs I know.
383
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,936
If you take that away from me then
384
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:32,398
I won't have any music
in my life at all.
385
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,653
Ah, why is it so bad
386
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,948
trying to go back into the
past for just a little while?
387
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,366
No, it's not so bad.
388
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:44,160
But you were lost back in the past, man.
389
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:45,662
And I just thought it was time
390
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,330
somebody came along and found you.
391
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,336
You know something?
392
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:56,422
For a rotten kid, you're
a pretty good kid.
393
00:20:57,715 --> 00:21:00,426
Well.
394
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:04,472
I've got... I think I'll
just sing one more song.
395
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:05,974
Okay. One more.
396
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,767
- Okay.
- Okay.
397
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:13,898
And no fooling around this time.
398
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,608
- No fooling around.
- Alright.
399
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:29,080
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
400
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:33,376
Folks, I hope you'll permit me
to sing just one more song
401
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:34,711
before I retire?
402
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,213
- When was it written?
- Louie, shh!
403
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:40,842
This is for you, Margaret.
404
00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:49,892
♪ Try to remember ♪
405
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:53,980
♪ That kind of September ♪
406
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:57,734
♪ When life was slow ♪
407
00:21:57,775 --> 00:22:02,071
♪ And oh so mellow ♪
408
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:08,828
♪ Try to remember
that kind of September ♪
409
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:12,415
♪ When grass was green ♪
410
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:16,544
♪ And grain was yellow ♪
411
00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:19,589
♪ Try to remember ♪
412
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:23,718
♪ That kind of September ♪
413
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,096
♪ When you were a tender ♪
414
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:32,185
♪ And callow fellow ♪
415
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:36,022
♪ Try to remember ♪
416
00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:39,859
♪ And if you remember ♪
417
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:45,907
♪ Then follow, follow ♪
418
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:50,411
♪ Follow... ♪♪
419
00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:56,042
Now that's my man.
420
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:16,979
Ed.
421
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:20,858
- You're doing it again.
- So are you.
422
00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:22,484
- Don't you move.
- No, I'm not.
423
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:23,778
[Chico] Don't you move.
424
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,113
You look me right in the eye and tell me
425
00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:26,989
you're not going back to that bar.
426
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,449
Well, I can't do that.
427
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:32,411
But I will say I'm not going
to play the piano again.
428
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:35,205
Oh.
429
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,333
Hello!
430
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,460
Son of a gun!
431
00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:48,928
Looking good.
432
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,141
Whoo-hoo!
433
00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:57,686
"Chico and The Man" was recorded live
434
00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:01,607
before a studio audience at NBC
studios at Burbank, California.
435
00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:05,653
♪ Chico was born in El Barrio ♪
436
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:09,323
♪ Spent much of his time
in the street ♪
437
00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:12,618
♪ His mind was crazy
for knowledge ♪
438
00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:15,204
♪ His belly
for something to eat ♪
439
00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:18,749
♪ But times are hard ♪
440
00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,294
♪ Chico and the Man ♪
441
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,922
♪ Times are hard ♪
442
00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:28,342
♪ Chico and the Man ♪
443
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:31,387
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
444
00:24:31,429 --> 00:24:33,431
♪ It's alright yeah ♪♪
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