All language subtitles for Chico.and.the.Man.S01E12.The.Manuel.Who.Came.to.Dinner.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-BTN_track4_[eng]

[José Feliciano] One, two,
a-one, two, three and...

♪ Chico, don't be discouraged♪

♪ The man, he ain't
so hard to understand♪

♪ Chico, if you try now♪

♪ I know that you can
lend a helping hand♪

♪ Because there's good
in everyone♪

♪ And a new day has begun♪

♪ You can see the morning sun
if you try♪

♪ And I know
things will be better♪

♪ Oh, yes, they will
for Chico and the man♪

♪ Yes, they will, for
Chico and the man♪

♪ Even though he's funny,
he don't understand, yeah♪

Hey. Sorry, pal.
Auto club's got its rules.

What do you got against
Ed Brown's Garage?

Ed Brown!

-
- Do you know him?

You know him.

Where is Señor Loco anyway?

Right now he's across
the street at Pepito's

getting a cup of coffee.

Hey, well, make it fast, will you?

I don't want to be here
when he shows up.

Are you kidding?
After a cup of Pepito's coffee,

you can't go anywhere too fast.

Sign right here, please.

You got a bathroom in this toilet here?

Yeah.

Up there.

Boy, that Pepito's is getting worse.

First time in my life
I had to use a knife

on a cup of coffee.

You know why they give you a knife, man?

In case a fight breaks out,
everybody's got a weapon.

Hey, uh, what's wrong with this clunker?

- [Chico] No brakes.
- [Ed] No brakes?

What does a Mexican need brakes for?

After the first half-mile,
he runs out of gas anyway.

Who ya talkin' to?

Virgin of Guadalupe.

Oh? What'd you say to her?

I asked her, what makes you so sure

that this car belongs to a Chicano?

Okay, Guadalupe,

I'll tell you why I think
it's a Chicano car.

First of all, it's a Chevy.

And in the back, she's got a little dog

with the head going up
and down, up and down,

up and down.

Ah. Let's see.

Manuel Guerrera?

Hey, I know a Manuel Guerrera.

[Chico] I got a feeling
he knows you, too.

Is this Guerrera in auto upholstery?

No. This Guerrera's in the bathroom.

[Ed] Guerrera!

I thought I told you I never
wanted to lay eyes on you again!

Even in my bathroom!

Get this heap out of here.

- [Manuel] Brown!
- [Ed] Out.

Listen, Brown, the only
reason I'm here is

because the auto club called
this an unauthorized garage,

which shows that even the auto
club has a sense of humor.

I agree. They took you in as
a member. That proves it.

Now get this pumpkin out of here.

It's not my job, man.

Don't give me your family motto.

Just do as I say.

Hey, man, I can't turn my
back on one of my people.

He's a Chicano.
I'll fix your car, man.

- Gracias.
- You're gonna fix his car?

Hey, Ed, we can't turn this
car loose on the streets.

Where's your sense of ethics?

Ethics? If I had any
ethics, I wouldn't be

in the garage business.

Listen. I'll do the whole
job myself, okay?

You won't have to touch
nothing. Go ahead...

You can turn around now.
He's gone.

The job is only gonna
take ten minutes, so...

why don't you go to the drugstore?

They got a new magazine
in-- Bike and Bosom.

The druggist is real nice.
He doesn't make you buy.

Okay. I'll be back.

Huh.

Hey. What's the story with you two?

None of your business.

What are you doing?

I'm curing my hangover at the
same time I'm causing it.

The way you two went at it,

you obviously knew him pretty well.

What's-- What is the story
with you and Guerrera?

I hardly even know the guy.

Will you shut up?
I want to hear it fizzle.

Ugh! I think I found a
new paint thinner.

Oh, wow. Ohh...

Ugh!

May look like a Manhattan, but
it tastes like Pittsburgh.

So you hardly know Guerrera, huh?

That's what I said, didn't I?
What do you got in your hand?

Some of his old repair orders.
They go back for years,

and you never charge him for the work.

So what?

Well, you never let anybody
off for nothing now.

That's because of inflation.

Nothing was worth a lot
more in those days.

You mean you were friends?
Yeah.

The way you two went at it, you
obviously knew each other

pretty well... and you
never made him pay.

- [Ed] Why don't you butt out?
- [Chico] Come on, Ed.

Admit to me that he was your friend.

- [Ed] No way.
- [Chico] If you admit to me

that you were friends, I
won't bother you anymore.

Okay, okay, okay.

We first met when we were in
the same outfit in the Army.

Went through World War II together.

After the war, we hung out a lot.

Friday nights, we'd all go
out together for dinner,

oh, play a little pool.

We'd go bowling.
Maybe a ballgame.

We'd go camping and fishing a
lot, too. Now you satisfied?

Hey, man! Ed Brown had a Chicano friend.
How about that?

Worse. A Mexican.

Hey, man, Guerrera's a Chicano like me.

When I met him, he was a Mexican.

Chicanos hadn't been invented yet.

Now, if you're gonna work on
that car, hurry up, will you?

Get in there.
Do your job.

Sure, man. I'll get it out
of here in just a minute.

Do you know what I don't understand?

Here you are, always
putting down my people,

and you had a Chicano buddy!

Well, when I met him,
he was the only one

in the neighborhood.
He was a novelty.

And that was before the swarm moved in.

Swarm? What swarm?

You know why it looks
like a swarm to you?

'Cause you're a loner.
You're always alone.

You like to be alone.
You're your only friend.

You know, you're hanging around
with a petty bad crowd.

You know what-- You know
what your trouble is?

You don't have anyone
your own age to talk to,

tell your troubles to.

Who did you tell your troubles
to before you hired me?

Before I hired you, I
didn't have any troubles.

Ow! Oh, man.

Oh. Blood. Oh. Take it easy.

Don't move.
I'll take care of it.

All over my good wrench. Geez.

Hey, man, will you give
me a hand with this car?

I can't get the cam sprocket back on!

I told you, I'm not gonna
work on this piece of junk!

Okay. If that's the way
you want it. También.

But I'm warning you-- pretty soon,

Manuel Guerrera is gonna be back here

and he's gonna be hanging
around while I'm working.

He's gonna be talking and waiting...

and waiting and talking.

All the time I'm working,
he's gonna be hanging around

talking and waiting and waiting
and talking some more.

Alright.
Give me that thing.

See? You do need friends.

Yeah. Alright.
Okay.

Alright. Alright.

[Chico] Hey, you're not
a bad mechanic, man.

You're almost as good as me.

[Ed] What do you mean, as good as you?

I was fixing cars when you were still

in sarape diapers and
eating strained tamales.

Unh. There we go.

Hey, Brown, I thought you said
you weren't gonna touch my car!

That's because the kid
couldn't handle it.

That's what I get for
hiring Mexican help.

Brown, you got your rationale mixed up.

From the smell on your breath,
I say it's not the Mexicans

that run this place.
It's the Scotch!

I'll get your bill.

Here. $32.50.

$32.50?

Give it to me.
I made a mistake.

You owe me another buck and a half.

- [Manuel] A buck-50? For what?
- [Ed] For using the bathroom.

I should expect this
from a man like you,

but I'm a proud man, and I'm
not gonna lower myself

to fighting with you.
Here.

I'll get your change.
Stay outside.

Here's your change.

Just remember one thing.

It wasn't my idea to come here.
It was the auto club.

I know, I know.
The auto club.

Yeah, and I'm a proud
man, and I don't like

to go into places where
I know I'm not wanted.

- [Ed] Alright, alright!
- I wouldn't have come here--

- The auto club. I know.
- Yes, well,

just as long as you know
that it wasn't my idea.

- It was the auto club.
- Auto club! Alright.

Listen. I want to apologize for my boss.

He feels a little funny about seeing you

after all these years.

Manuel Guerrera doesn't
accept secondhand apologies.

You know, he wants to
be your friend again.

- [Manuel] Who cares?
- [Chico] Oh, sure, man.

He was telling me all
about what great buddies

you used to be, about the Army,

those Friday nights at
that nice restaurant.

Nice restaurant?
Pinky's Roadhouse?

Yeah, he told me how you'd have
a few drinks and some laughs.

And, you know... as I saw him talking,

there was real love in
his eyes, you know?

Love?

Yeah. Real love.
And you know what else?

He wanted me to ask you to have
dinner with him again tonight,

just like the old days.

¿De veras?

Would I, Francisco Ramon
Rodriguez y Sanchez,

lie to you?

So what do you say?

I say let him ask me himself.

I'm not going to Ed Brown
on my hands and knees.

Uh, yeah, well, you see, he
can't ask you himself, man,

'cause you know how those Anglos are.

They say one thing and mean another.

That's why they make
such great politicians.

So what do you say, man?
Dinner here tonight at 7:00.

Why? So we can be at each other's
throat like we used to be?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't you remember all those dinners...

being buddies in the Army,
all having all that fun...

Camping and fishing,
fishing and camping?

So what do you say?
Here tonight,

we'll have a nice meal, a few beers,

a few beers, a nice meal.
What do you say?

- Oh, I don't know.
- Hey, man, if you won't

do it for him, then do
it for me, a brother...

For you, huh? Okay.
But just for you.

It's not for him.

Right. Not for him.

- Ah, and do me one favor.
- [Chico] Sure.

- Forget the beer.
- Why?

I'd go broke paying them bathroom fees!

Okay. See you at 7:00.

You can come out now.
He's gone.

Hey. What were you two talking about?

Talking about? Nothing.

Yeah, that's typical of you people.

I'm going upstairs.

Okay, okay, okay.

If you're gonna insist, I'll tell you.

We were talking about my dinner party.

Dinner party? What dinner?
You're giving a dinner party?

Sure, man.
I'm practicing up

to be one of the beautiful people.

You know, the beautiful people,

the ones who are always
jetting down to Acapulco

and lie in the sun and
get nice and brown.

Just like the people they're
always putting down.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about my dinner party.

You -- You're a beautiful person.

And you and Guerrera are both
invited. What do you say?

I wouldn't sit at the
same table with him

if it was the Last Supper.

Okay. I'm gonna tell you the truth.

Now I know you're lying.

I'm throwing this party

'cause Guerrera asked me to.

He begged me. He wants to
be your friend again.

You know...

as he was talking...

there was real love in his eyes.

Love?

Would I, Francisco Ramon Rodriguez
y Sanchez, lie to you?

Yeah, but what difference
does that make?

Anyway, I'm not coming to the party.

Okay. If that's the way
you feel about it.

I mean, I got along fine
without Manuel Guerrera

these last nine years.

His friendship is the last thing I need.

Hey, I said okay.

So let's just drop the subject.

- Okay. It's dropped.
- I mean, we were friends once,

but then was then and now is now.

Can't argue with that.
Now is now.

Well, I'm going upstairs.

Okay. I've got to go
out for a few minutes

and get this stuff for dinner.

You better hurry up before
they steal all the chickens.

Hey, Ed, you're always accusing
my people of stealing,

and here you charge a guy 35
bucks for five minutes' work.

The thieves aren't out
there, man. He's in here.

Don't you accuse me of stealing!

You're gouging customers.

Gouging, yes. Just don't
accuse me of stealing.

And I hope you and your friend
have a very good dinner.

Because I'm not coming.

Well, Guadalupe, you know
him better than I do.

You know everything.

My guess is he's coming.

Ladies, today I'm going to show
you how to use Tabasco sauce

to get your husband to tell
you where he was last night!

♪ Mi amor ♪

♪ Mi amor ♪

Hey! Why are you setting three places?

I told you I wasn't coming.

Well, I thought you'd change your mind.

- Sure you don't want to come?
- [Ed] No.

I got something more important to do.

There's a baseball game on television.

The Dodgers are at Cincinnati.
I don't want to miss it.

Hey, why are you so stubborn, man?

Guerrera is willing to
let bygones be bygones.

Oh, that's very nice of him.

Yeah, I know it's very nice of him.

Why don't you do the same thing?

I'll tell you why.
Because in my book,

you don't make bygones out
of interracial marriage.

- Interracial marriage?!
- [Ed] Yes.

You and Guerrera? Boy, you two
were closer than I thought!

Not Guerrera. His son.

His son?
Oh, that's sick, man.

I don't want to hear that.

His son and my daughter!

- Oh, his son and your d--
- [Ed] Yeah.

Are they gonna get married?

Who knows?
I tried to stop it early

when it was just interracial
fooling around.

I don't understand what you
got so upset about, man.

I didn't get upset. It was
Guerrera. He was the hothead!

When I told my daughter I
didn't want her running around

with a Mexican, he took it personally.

Well, Chico, I think your
dinner guest has arrived.

Brown, this time you went too far!

I think you went too far.

Let's face it. I'm gonna sue
you for everything you got.

Okay.

Mr. Guerrera, just tell
us what happened.

Sure, I'll tell you what happened.

But he might have a hard time hearing me

because first I'm going to kill him!

It's the least I can do
since he tried to kill me.

Kill you?
You're out of your mind!

If this isn't a case
of attempted murder,

then what is?

This!

Hey!

Can't you two talk about
this over dinner?

There will be no dinner.
I make it a point

never to break bread with
somebody who tries to kill me.

Nobody tried to kill anybody.

No? Then how come the brakes
he just fixed on my car

went out on me and I had
to stop my car by running

into a telephone pole?

Look at it! What am I
gonna do with it now?

Do what everybody else in
the neighborhood does.

Convert it into an extra room.

It will be a banner day for you!

Living in an abandoned car
will be a step up for you!

Can we start with the appetizer?

Appetizers?
Let's face it, Brown.

You did it to get even with me for
what happened nine years ago.

Why would I wait nine years?

No, he didn't. I swear.
I saw him work on your car.

Ed Brown hasn't thrown a
repair job in his life.

Can't you see you two are
friends? You need each other?

- [Manuel] I'm going.
- [Ed] Good!

Chico, put his car in a sack.

Let me put some brake fluid
in there so he can get home.

- [Ed] Ohh!
- [Chico] Un momentito.

Ed, you can't go up there.

Why can't I?

Well, because, um...

Because there's something
I didn't tell you.

He didn't want me to, but I
can see have no choice.

I'm gonna be very honest with you.

Again?

Ed, Guerrera's gonna die.

What?

He's got two weeks-- three weeks, tops.

He's-- He's-- Guerrera's...

I didn't want to tell you before 'cause,

well, I thought death might
throw a damper on the party.

Oh, no.

- One of his last requests...
- [Ed] Yeah.

...was to have one last dinner with you.

- [Ed] Yeah.
- [Chico] Just like the old days.

Man's on his deathbed, you're
gonna feed him tacos?

Ed. Go to him.

Alright. Yeah. Yeah.
It's the least I can do.

Oh. Poor man.

Yeah. Hey, uh, Manuel?

Manuel, I want to talk to you!

What do you want?

Well, I-I want to talk to you about--

Well, I mean, I didn't do this
to your car, but I'll fix it.

I'll fix all the damages,

you know, from the collision
and all that and...

And I-I know you need it fast.

Am I hearing what I'm hearing?

Oh, what a terrible way to die. Deaf.

What are you talking about?

About us. I mean, you and me.
Friendship.

I mean, like it was in the old days.

We'll go to dinner again.
We'll go to ballgames.

I hope they don't go into extra innings.

I get it. You're trying

to soft-talk me to avoid a lawsuit.

A lawsuit? No, he's not.

No? Do you realize how
close I was to death

just a few minutes ago?

Oh, two weeks. Maybe three.

Anyhow, Manuel, I want
to tell you, I mean--

A-About what happened nine years ago.

Uh, I just--

Whatever's on your mind, say it, Brown.

Alright. I'll say it,
but it's a long story.

But, uh, I'll make it short.

Okay, so, uh...

Guerrera, I forgive you.

- [Manuel] You forgive me?
- [Ed] Yeah, I know. I know.

I said I'd never talk to you
again after you told your son

you didn't want him going
around with my daughter,

but after thinking it
over, I understand.

Wait a minute.
He didn't want his son

going with your daughter.
It wasn't the other way around?

Why don't you stay out of this?

Guadalupe, you got a lot of work to do

on both sides of the fence.

- I accept your apologies.
- Oh, thank you, Manuel.

And I want you to know Ed Brown

never turned his back on a
friend in his time of need.

In time of need?

Yeah, in his time of need.

Uh, what do you say we eat? Okay?

Manuel, I thought you'd sit over there,

and, Ed, right over here.

[Ed] Oh.

You guys help yourself to the guacamole

while I get the rest of the dinner.

[Ed] Okay. Ahh.

Hey, uh, Chico, do you
have some Tabasco sauce?

Oh, no. Watch that.
That stuff is murder.

I mean, uh, it'll kill you.
Uh...

Nothing personal.

What are you talking about?

Ed, could I see you in the
kitchen for a minute?

- Help yourself, Manuel.
- Yeah. Eat while you may.

Uh, Ed, there's something
I forgot to tell you.

Remember back when I was
being perfectly honest?

- [Ed] Yeah.
- [Chico] I lied.

Lied?

Uh, Guerrera's not dying.

Guerrera's not-- Why not?!

Look, the only reason I did
it was because I know

you two deep down inside want
to get back together again.

But Guerrera's not dying?
You promised!

Guerrera, get the hell out of my garage!

What?

You got a lot of nerve, not dying.

Ed!

He said you were gonna die!

If you're gonna live, I
want you out of my garage!

That's the Ed Brown I remember!

Brown, you're just as much
of a dumb burro today

as you ever were, and
for the life of me,

I don't know why you
even invited me here!

I invited you?

Time for the soup.

Hey.

You said he wanted us to
get together. You lied.

Well, not-- No, not exactly. Uh...

What do you mean, you lied not exactly?

Well, yeah, I-I guess.

You're wasting your time here.

You could have a great
career in Washington!

Okay. I lied to you. I admit it.

But you two lie to yourselves!
I just saw that you do care!

Can't you see you're both wrong

+and you're too stubborn to admit it?

That's what I like about you, Rodriguez.

You got answers to questions
nobody's even asked!

I'm leaving.

Let me put that brake
fluid in there, man.

Look at that!
The brake line is busted!

¿De veras?

That has nothing to do
with what we fixed, man.

That's a problem near the wheel.

Well, what's the difference?

When a man brings a car
in, a good mechanic

is supposed to check everything

and fix anything that's wrong, no?

Mr. Guerrera, the accident
wasn't Ed Brown's fault.

I think you owe him an apology.

You see, he wasn't trying
to get even with you

for what happened nine years ago.

And, anyway, that's in the past.

As Ed Brown himself says,

then his then and now is now.

♪ A man needs a heart ♪

♪ To understand ♪

[Manuel] Brown!

- [Ed] What do you want?
- [Manuel] Open up.

[Ed] What for?

I want to talk to you.

What is it?

You watching the Cincinnati game?

Yeah. Why?

I wouldn't mind watching that myself.

Why do I care?

Okay. You can watch.
Just don't talk.

What's going on?

It's between innings.
I got to hurry.

So, uh, how are you and
Guerrera getting along?

- [Ed] Fine. Just fine.
- [Chico] Really?

In all this time, you haven't
said one word to each other?

Nope.

- [Chico] Not a word?
- [Ed] Nope.

I don't believe you.

Would I, Edward Philip Jackson
E. Brown, lie to you?

[Freddie] "Chico and the
Man" was recorded live

before a studio audience at NBC Studios,

Burbank, California.

♪ Chico was born in El Barrio♪

♪ Spent much of his time
in the street♪

♪ His mind was craving
for knowledge♪

♪ His belly for
something to eat♪

♪ But times are hard♪

♪ For Chico and the Man♪

♪ Times are hard♪

♪ For Chico and the Man♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, alright♪