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Goddammit.
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What the fuck?
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Goddammit.
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Okay.
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Hi, what are you doing here?
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What are you doing here?
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You're not gonna kiss me hello?
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We've got the front door rule,
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you know I can't kiss you out here.
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The front door rule? Okay.
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I wish I could kiss you
right now the way I want to.
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But I cannot.
- Is your phone broken?
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- What do you mean?
- I've been calling you.
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- You've been calling me?
- Yes.
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I don't have any missed calls.
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How many times did you call me?
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I don't know.
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Three, four times, I don't know.
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Three four times.
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I've been waiting for
you to call me all week.
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Have you talked to her?
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I haven't talked to her yet.
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I said I would call...
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Thank God, my phone is working.
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Hello?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Just letting you know
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that I'm running about an hour late.
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You're running an hour late.
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That's.. I'm so sorry.
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Oh, it's okay.
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Just letting you know I'll
see you in about an hour.
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Okay, I'll see you in an hour.
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Okay.
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I love you.
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Okay bye.
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Alright, bye.
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Thank God for that.
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You ignore my calls all week.
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You think it feels nice to hear
you say, I love you to her?
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First of all, I was
not ignoring your calls,
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my phone is schizophrenic.
- Your phone,
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doesn't seem to be broken.
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Second of all
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we've only got like, we have an hour
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which is great, so, you wanna come in?
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So you don't wanna talk?
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I do wanna talk, inside.
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Oh, yeah. I'm sure we'll talk a lot.
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On social distancing lockdown.
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We need to bend the curve,
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in the state of California.
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The governor
ordering people to stay at home
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after official estimates
predicted more than half
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the state's population, 22 million.
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Baby.
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Hey.
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Welcome home.
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Hospital officials are bracing
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for more patients.
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What are you working on?
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Movie list.
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Pretty extensive.
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Okay.
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So...
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I think it's time to rent
out your photography studio.
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No, no, no.
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To...
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- No.
- We talked about this.
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No, no, no, no.
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We definitely did not talk about this.
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We did.
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We did not.
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You sort of passively,
aggressively implied
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that I needed to get a job.
- I think,
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I was pretty correct about..
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By telling me that you were
going to rent out the studio.
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So that's what I'm doing right now.
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Two weeks ago,
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we talked about how you
were gonna get a job.
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- I know and I did something.
- Because I cannot
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have the burden of all
the finances on just me.
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- I agree.
- You said,
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you were gonna look for a job.
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That's what I'm doing right now.
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Listen, I'm taking an inside out approach.
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This outside in thing, not working.
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I got a whole, I'm on a trajectory here.
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I'm gonna post the room.
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Pineapple.
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Thank you.
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So,
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Annette's getting married.
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She's getting married?
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Yeah, Craig probably
popped the question.
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I thought they were married.
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No.
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They're not married?
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No, they've been together
for like eight years but..
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I've been anticipating
them getting divorced.
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No, they gotta get married first.
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All right, well tell them to hurry up,
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get on that marriage so
they can get to splitting.
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Well you should text her.
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I mean, but like congratulations.
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Oh, I agreed with where
I thought you were going.
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Would you open that back up for me?
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But of course, mom
has already worried about like
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what are we gonna do,
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if people have to wear masks?
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At the wedding?
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Well, yeah, we don't
know what's gonna happen.
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Jesus, have they talked about
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what you're gonna do at work.
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Right now they're
saying we're still gonna,
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we're not gonna work from home.
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We're still gonna go into the office.
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You know we only have
like five people there.
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So, they can keep us far enough apart.
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So that's good.
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So you won't be working from home?
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Not for now.
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Great.
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That's nice.
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That might change?
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Nobody knows what's
going on right now, so
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I guess it could, potentially.
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- Okay, I have to pee.
- Pineapple.
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Why didn't you get the toilet paper?
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I did.
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Adam, that was the one thing
that I said please make sure
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that you get toilet paper at the store
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because we're completely
out of toilet paper.
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I did I got the toilet paper.
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There is no
toilet paper in the bathroom.
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There's not?
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Nope.
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I got the toilet..
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I left it in the fucking..
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I left it in the goddamn laundry room.
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You don't have to make
up this whole thing.
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You could just tell me like,
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"Oh, I forgot the toilet paper."
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I got the fucking
toilet paper, thank you.
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Fuck.
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Somebody stole our toilet paper.
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Why did you leave the toilet
paper in the laundry room
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to begin with?
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Because I was
doing the fucking laundry.
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I put it in the dryer.
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I had some time doing
laundry like you asked.
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Went to the store, like you asked,
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to get the toilet paper,
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came back went into the laundry room,
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got the clothes out of the dryer.
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And then, I got distracted or something.
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And I came back here.
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With the fucking clothes.
- You got distracted?
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Yeah, I got distracted.
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Adam, just tell me.
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No, stop, stop.
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I need you to believe me when I tell you
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that I swear to God, I
got the toilet paper.
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So the one time that
you actually do something
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that I ask, it gets stolen?!
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I know that it's fucking shitty, okay?
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But you also asked me to do the laundry
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and I was in the middle of doing a thing
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that you asked me to do.
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- Adam.
- Yep.
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We don't have any toilet paper.
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Well we do.
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We still
do not have any toilet...
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We absolutely have toilet paper
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it's just in someone
else's in the apartment.
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So, could you
please, please go to the store
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get some more toilet paper.
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I'm not gonna do that, absolutely not.
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What?
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I went and got toilet
paper today successfully.
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And we still
don't have toilet paper.
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In this apartment..
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No.
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Adam, will you please go to the store
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and get some toilet paper?
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Baby, there's a pandemic
out there right now.
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I think we should hold
off until the morning.
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Will you please go to the
store and get some toilet paper?
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Danielle, I did.
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I already did.
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That's the thing I did,
and our toilet paper
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is fucking somewhere.
- Fine, fucking fine,
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I'll go to the store, myself.
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- What we should be doing.
- I'll get the toilet paper.
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Is we should be banging
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on doors...
- Would please be quiet.
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And asking people who the fuck stole
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our goddamn toilet paper?
- Shut up.
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Baby,
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a couple of things.
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First, I'm very sorry that
somebody stole the toilet paper.
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I really, really am.
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Well, I understand that
you are frustrated.
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Second, where's the toilet paper?
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They don't have any.
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Who?
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I went to five different stores
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and none of them had toilet paper.
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Not a single place had toilet paper?
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Nope.
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I guess it's a good
thing that I didn't go out.
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What?
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I mean, I went out earlier
and I got toilet paper,
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which I did.
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I don't wanna
talk about that anymore.
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Okay, we don't have to
talk about it anymore.
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What would be super great though
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without having to talk about it..
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Is if you could just say
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that you believe that I
actually did get toilet.
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I can't say that because
I don't believe that.
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Okay, well then we have
to talk about it a little bit
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because I absolutely did
go to get toilet paper
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and I got it and it would
just mean so much to me.
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Fucking Adam, it was one thing,
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the one thing that I
asked you to fucking get.
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I fucking got it!
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Libby, why are you calling me?
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What do you
mean why am I calling you,
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you don't wanna talk to me?
- I mean it's 2:00 am,
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it's 2:00 am, what are you doing?
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Have you talked to her?
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I was gonna talk to her today.
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I sat her down to talk to her,
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and then, the whole
shelter-in-place came on..
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And it's like shit.
- It just feels like
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you don't wanna be with me at this point.
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If you haven't talked to her
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then you don't wanna be with me.
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Libby, that is not an equation, okay?
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Me not talking to her.
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Plus me wanting to be with
you, like those things
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don't have anything to do with each other.
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Just what
happened to our dream Adam,
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like I thought you wanted just,
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pack up and like go somewhere.
- Our dream is still.
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I was right in the middle of our dream
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and then I got woken up by this phone call
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and had to come out here.
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I have to go back inside
before she gets out here.
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You can just come,
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move in with me in the shelter-in-place.
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- I can't.
- Like what are we gonna
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just not see each other?
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I don't understand.
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You don't wanna see me.
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Libby, it's not about,
of course I wanna see you.
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You've got that fucking cat.
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There's cat dander all over the place.
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I'd be sneezing like a maniac.
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I can't do that, it's not gonna work.
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You can get allergy shots.
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We've talked about this.
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I can't get allergy shots.
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00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:29,990
They have all kinds of
weird shit that they've got,
268
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,379
mercury, lead in it, don't
ever get allergy shot.
269
00:14:32,429 --> 00:14:34,590
It just feels
like you have every excuse
270
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,434
to not be with me because
you don't really wanna be
271
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,570
with me or you would.
- I don't have any excuses.
272
00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:42,540
Libby, I'm a fucking.. I'm a
man with my heart open to you
273
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,076
trying to figure out
how to make this work.
274
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,044
Just as best as you can. I
sat her down talk to her.
275
00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:46,917
And with shelter-in-place.
276
00:14:46,959 --> 00:14:48,475
I don't
understand how your heart
277
00:14:48,517 --> 00:14:51,770
can be open to me when you
have it open to her as well.
278
00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:53,733
Libby it's not.
279
00:14:55,451 --> 00:14:56,491
You know, her cousin died.
280
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,160
She's been an emotional wreck, okay?
281
00:14:58,210 --> 00:14:58,993
Give me
282
00:14:59,043 --> 00:14:59,984
a fucking break, a little bit.
- What does her cousin dying
283
00:15:00,026 --> 00:15:01,143
have to do with you?
284
00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:03,390
What it has to do with, is the fact
285
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,573
that I don't wanna be an asshole, okay?
286
00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:08,667
You don't want me to be an asshole.
287
00:15:08,691 --> 00:15:10,950
It feels like I've
been waiting for so long.
288
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,033
Like you're just,
289
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:12,874
keeping me waiting.
- Libby we've both
290
00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:13,707
been waiting.
- You're hurting me.
291
00:15:13,749 --> 00:15:16,750
Do you not feel like do you not
care that you're hurting me?
292
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,142
I hear that you're hurt.
293
00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:22,370
But you don't
care that I'm hurt?
294
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:23,506
Of course I care that you're hurt.
295
00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:24,938
That's why I'm out here
talking to you right now.
296
00:15:24,962 --> 00:15:25,753
I'm hurt too.
- Then why would you
297
00:15:25,795 --> 00:15:26,586
not be doing something to fix it.
298
00:15:26,628 --> 00:15:28,770
All you have to do to
fix it is just tell her.
299
00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:30,690
I told you I was telling her
300
00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:32,686
and then the fucking news
came on and I was gonna..
301
00:15:32,710 --> 00:15:33,501
We were gonna be trapped.
302
00:15:33,543 --> 00:15:34,368
I'm trapped here, Libby.
303
00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:35,580
I'm fucking trapped, okay?
304
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,310
I gotta go back inside.
- So you don't care
305
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,686
that we're not gonna see each other
306
00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:39,608
for who know how long?
- Libby, I do,
307
00:15:39,650 --> 00:15:40,960
I care about you so much
308
00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:43,693
and I have to hang up the
phone and I'm so sorry.
309
00:15:49,135 --> 00:15:50,968
Fucking crazy bitch.
310
00:16:06,118 --> 00:16:07,118
So stupid.
311
00:16:19,837 --> 00:16:20,837
Ludicrous.
312
00:16:25,086 --> 00:16:27,419
Her behavior was ludicrous.
313
00:16:35,985 --> 00:16:36,985
Oh, shit.
314
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,753
All right, I have some great news.
315
00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:29,380
I posted about the room last night.
316
00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:31,223
Somebody has already responded.
317
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:34,750
They are gonna come over this morning
318
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,243
before I go to work.
319
00:17:37,079 --> 00:17:37,960
All right.
320
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,470
Okay?
321
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:42,050
So Adam?
322
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,100
Yeah.
323
00:17:44,670 --> 00:17:45,453
Adam.
324
00:17:45,503 --> 00:17:46,503
Yeah.
325
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,023
Yeah.
326
00:17:49,073 --> 00:17:51,930
So I need you to put on some
clothes so that you're ready
327
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:55,026
by the time they get here, okay?
328
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,574
What are you doing?
329
00:17:58,624 --> 00:18:01,597
I am typing up my movie list.
330
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,780
But you're gonna change?
331
00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:12,313
Yeah, I'll change.
332
00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:14,553
Can't wait.
333
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,520
I'm gonna go to go to the bathroom.
334
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,563
Adam.
- Yeah.
335
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:33,690
Can you come here for a second please?
336
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:35,340
- Can you come over here?
- No.
337
00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:39,760
Do you wanna take a wild guess
338
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:41,260
what I found in the bathroom?
339
00:18:42,779 --> 00:18:43,637
Go ahead.
340
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:48,687
You used our brand new
white towel to wipe your ass.
341
00:18:49,165 --> 00:18:50,008
Didn't know it was brand new.
342
00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:51,420
I didn't have a lot of options.
343
00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:53,580
You could have used the bathtub.
344
00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:56,703
How am I going to
wipe my with a bath tub?
345
00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:00,840
I don't know how you're
gonna get this stain out.
346
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:01,890
Stain remover.
347
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,646
You can't get the shit
stains out of your boxers,
348
00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:06,590
how are you gonna get it
out of this white towel?
349
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,380
I've never used stain
remover in my boxers before.
350
00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:11,300
No, one's looking at my boxers
351
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,176
and I'm gonna just gonna
get more shit on them.
352
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:16,350
So I've never tried stain
remover, not a bad idea.
353
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,228
Well, have fun trying
354
00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:19,730
to figure out with that.
- Jesus!
355
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:20,866
And you can't do that by itself.
356
00:19:20,890 --> 00:19:23,240
So you might as well do
a whole load of towels.
357
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,660
But then why we wipe our ass
358
00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:27,810
with the rest of the towels before we...
359
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,040
Fuck, she,
360
00:19:31,390 --> 00:19:32,390
goddammit.
361
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,538
Since we are
breaking it down that way.
362
00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:55,980
Okay.
363
00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:57,960
Oh, this is my boyfriend Adam.
364
00:19:58,010 --> 00:19:59,400
He lives here too.
- Adam, hi.
365
00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:00,241
He'll be the other roommate.
366
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,587
- This is Libby.
- Libby.
367
00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:04,240
She's looking at the room.
368
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,290
- Yeah.
- So that's great.
369
00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:09,167
And potentially available to
move in, immediately right?
370
00:20:09,217 --> 00:20:10,786
Yeah, I've looking
for a place for awhile.
371
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:11,810
So this came up
372
00:20:11,857 --> 00:20:12,857
and I wanna see the room,
373
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:15,957
but it seems pretty good to me, so.
374
00:20:16,804 --> 00:20:18,900
Yeah, it sounds like a really good deal.
375
00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:21,693
I do have to take a
shower, to get to work.
376
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:24,376
I assume, you wanna see the room so..
377
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,120
Yeah, that'll be nice.
378
00:20:27,630 --> 00:20:31,140
Maybe you could put on some pants
379
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:35,730
and maybe show Libby the room, okay?
380
00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:36,571
Does that sound good?
381
00:20:36,613 --> 00:20:37,676
- Yeah, sounds good.
- All right.
382
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:39,370
- It was nice to meet you.
- Yeah you too.
383
00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:40,203
Nice to meet you.
384
00:20:40,253 --> 00:20:41,253
Okay.
385
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:47,080
Let's look at the room.
386
00:20:51,233 --> 00:20:52,350
Oh God.
387
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,164
Libby what the fuck?
388
00:20:58,214 --> 00:20:59,900
Room looks great, I'll take it.
389
00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:01,070
Libby that's not funny.
390
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:01,903
You can't be here.
391
00:21:01,953 --> 00:21:03,595
You can't do this.
- I'm not trying to be funny.
392
00:21:03,619 --> 00:21:04,876
Okay, well, you can't do this.
393
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,510
Whether you're trying to be funny or not
394
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,680
this is not gonna work.
395
00:21:08,730 --> 00:21:09,688
What is going to work then?
396
00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:10,846
'Cause you haven't told her yet.
397
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,720
I don't understand what else I need to do.
398
00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:14,767
I thought you wanted to
be with me. Do you not?
399
00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:17,410
- Libby.
- Do you want to be with me?
400
00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:18,243
Yeah.
401
00:21:18,293 --> 00:21:19,659
Okay, so what are
you gonna do to show me
402
00:21:19,683 --> 00:21:21,180
that you want to be with me?
403
00:21:21,230 --> 00:21:22,950
Well, right now what you're doing.
404
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,090
- So nothing.
- It's a little scary.
405
00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:27,999
Scary, I'm scary, right?
406
00:21:28,049 --> 00:21:29,180
Why am I scary?
407
00:21:29,230 --> 00:21:30,376
'Cause these circumstances,
408
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,290
I just read the fucking
synopsis for "Fatal Attraction".
409
00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:34,640
There's a little overlap.
410
00:21:34,690 --> 00:21:37,040
There's a Venn diagram that
we're both in right now.
411
00:21:37,090 --> 00:21:39,420
And I'll be honest, it's
a little frightening.
412
00:21:39,470 --> 00:21:40,340
- Okay.
- Okay.
413
00:21:40,390 --> 00:21:41,416
So you're calling me crazy now.
414
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,328
I'm not, I'm saying
415
00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:44,338
that these circumstances are just...
416
00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:45,339
You're calling me crazy.
417
00:21:45,381 --> 00:21:47,590
I'm not calling you crazy.
418
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,780
Have you seen the movie?
419
00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:49,748
I think you're calling me crazy.
420
00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:51,428
I didn't see the movie, did you?
421
00:21:51,470 --> 00:21:52,253
I did.
422
00:21:52,303 --> 00:21:53,560
Okay, is she crazy?
423
00:21:53,610 --> 00:21:54,393
She is.
424
00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:57,060
Okay, then that's making
me feel more nervous.
425
00:21:57,110 --> 00:21:59,943
Okay, what I'm saying is
that given the situation
426
00:21:59,993 --> 00:22:03,528
maybe talking to somebody,
making sure that,
427
00:22:03,578 --> 00:22:05,160
y'know, everything checks out.
428
00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:06,685
It was nice to meet you Danielle.
429
00:22:06,735 --> 00:22:07,735
Don't do this.
430
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:09,270
The room looks really great.
431
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,370
I'll take it.
432
00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:11,640
I can move in like,
433
00:22:11,690 --> 00:22:13,480
I mean, as soon as possible works for me.
434
00:22:13,530 --> 00:22:15,350
It was nice to meet you, Adam.
435
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,463
Have a nice day.
436
00:22:24,942 --> 00:22:25,983
Oh my God.
437
00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:29,966
Okay.
438
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,016
I'm getting a job.
439
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,530
Great, oh my God.
440
00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:35,590
So you can.
441
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,440
That's yours go ahead and take it.
442
00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:42,263
Actually instead,
I'm going to take gold.
443
00:22:48,230 --> 00:22:49,387
That's six?
444
00:22:49,437 --> 00:22:51,583
No, it's five, there
were only five left.
445
00:22:53,470 --> 00:22:56,907
So you can call that girl and tell her,
446
00:22:56,957 --> 00:22:59,067
"Hey, we don't need your business."
447
00:22:59,117 --> 00:23:00,060
"Hit the road."
448
00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:02,223
I'm not gonna tell her
that until you have a job.
449
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,936
I'm gonna have a job
by the end of the week.
450
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,480
And it would be pretty strange
I think to give her the boot
451
00:23:07,530 --> 00:23:08,680
at the end of the week.
452
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:14,699
Say that when you get a job.
453
00:23:14,749 --> 00:23:17,710
Okay, it's gonna be strange.
454
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,400
I think you should consider doing that.
455
00:23:20,450 --> 00:23:22,173
Also, Danielle, I don't think
456
00:23:22,223 --> 00:23:23,459
that you're doing it on purpose.
457
00:23:23,483 --> 00:23:25,409
I think, I know you mean well,
but if you could make sure
458
00:23:25,433 --> 00:23:27,630
that the butter goes on the bottom shelf
459
00:23:28,690 --> 00:23:30,428
you keep putting it on the top shelf.
460
00:23:30,478 --> 00:23:31,261
I am not touching
461
00:23:31,311 --> 00:23:32,516
the butter.
- Bottom shelf, milk, butter.
462
00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:33,801
I'm not touching it.
463
00:23:33,843 --> 00:23:35,603
It's not getting up there by itself.
464
00:23:36,445 --> 00:23:38,173
I'm not touching it.
465
00:23:38,223 --> 00:23:39,603
- Okay?
- It's your turn.
466
00:23:40,830 --> 00:23:44,173
Okay, two silver, please.
467
00:23:47,930 --> 00:23:49,480
There's only one silver left.
468
00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:52,660
And that's the game.
469
00:23:52,710 --> 00:23:55,080
Okay, well let's count it up.
470
00:23:55,130 --> 00:23:57,180
I don't think we need to count.
471
00:23:57,230 --> 00:23:58,021
Come on, let's count it up.
472
00:23:58,063 --> 00:23:59,423
That way we know how many we have.
473
00:24:00,831 --> 00:24:03,231
No, don't fucking count my chips.
474
00:24:08,230 --> 00:24:12,267
All right, so you can call
her up and just tell her
475
00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:13,167
"Hey, thank you."
476
00:24:13,217 --> 00:24:15,337
"But, no thank you."
477
00:24:18,736 --> 00:24:19,736
I'm the winner.
478
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,368
Hi, this is Libby,
479
00:24:26,410 --> 00:24:27,436
sorry, I missed your call,
480
00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:29,469
I'm moving into my
apartment next week. Yay!
481
00:24:29,519 --> 00:24:30,920
So I'll be busy.
482
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,494
I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
483
00:24:46,965 --> 00:24:47,748
- Hey.
- Oh, hey.
484
00:24:47,798 --> 00:24:48,589
Sorry for the surprise.
485
00:24:48,631 --> 00:24:49,564
But I was just in the area
486
00:24:49,606 --> 00:24:51,259
and I was hoping I could
drop some stuff off.
487
00:24:51,283 --> 00:24:52,133
Oh, yeah sure.
488
00:24:52,183 --> 00:24:53,586
I mean, feel free to come by any time.
489
00:24:53,610 --> 00:24:54,610
Okay, thanks.
490
00:25:08,890 --> 00:25:10,610
Yeah, all done.
491
00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:11,443
Here's your key.
492
00:25:11,493 --> 00:25:12,493
Ah, thank you.
493
00:25:14,759 --> 00:25:17,071
All right, well, I will get off your hair.
494
00:25:17,121 --> 00:25:18,530
You look a little busy.
495
00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:19,371
Oh, I'm just doing
496
00:25:19,413 --> 00:25:21,920
like a little last minute stuff for work.
497
00:25:21,970 --> 00:25:23,370
Oh yeah, what do you do for work?
498
00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:27,274
I am a marketing specialist.
499
00:25:28,764 --> 00:25:32,420
I have no idea what
that is, but sound cool.
500
00:25:32,470 --> 00:25:33,354
What about you?
501
00:25:33,404 --> 00:25:34,452
What do you do?
502
00:25:34,502 --> 00:25:38,030
Um, I.. I'm a couples counselor.
503
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,010
Really?
504
00:25:39,060 --> 00:25:41,420
Yeah, yeah been doing it,
505
00:25:41,470 --> 00:25:42,680
a few years now.
506
00:25:42,730 --> 00:25:43,763
- Wow.
- Yeah.
507
00:25:44,950 --> 00:25:49,030
That's funny 'cause, well, I don't know.
508
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,116
I mean, maybe it'd be too weird,
509
00:25:50,140 --> 00:25:52,710
but I've actually been thinking like
510
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,970
the last couple of weeks that Adam
511
00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:58,472
and I could really use somebody like that.
512
00:25:58,522 --> 00:25:59,468
I don't know if that would
be too weird for you.
513
00:25:59,510 --> 00:26:02,173
Oh, really, it wouldn't be weird.
514
00:26:02,223 --> 00:26:04,440
I mean, I see couples all the time.
515
00:26:04,490 --> 00:26:06,580
I've seen couples I know.
516
00:26:06,630 --> 00:26:08,600
So yeah, it wouldn't be weird.
517
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:09,620
Yeah, that would,
518
00:26:09,670 --> 00:26:11,183
God, that'd be so helpful.
519
00:26:12,170 --> 00:26:16,450
It's quick, but I'm free today.
520
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:17,500
Like right now.
521
00:26:18,293 --> 00:26:21,280
I mean, if you're waiting
for him to get home from work
522
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:22,113
or something or..
523
00:26:22,163 --> 00:26:25,030
No, he's actually in the
back taking a nap right now.
524
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:29,103
Oh, I mean get him
up, let's start working
525
00:26:29,153 --> 00:26:30,314
on those problems.
526
00:26:30,364 --> 00:26:32,780
- That's not weird.
- No.
527
00:26:32,830 --> 00:26:36,253
Okay, I mean I'm down
like, let's get it going.
528
00:26:40,270 --> 00:26:42,140
Hey, Adam.
529
00:26:42,190 --> 00:26:43,190
Adam.
530
00:26:43,860 --> 00:26:45,340
Come on, I need you for something.
531
00:26:45,390 --> 00:26:46,932
So I need you to get up.
532
00:26:46,982 --> 00:26:47,910
No, it's a surprise.
533
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:48,743
It's gonna be fun.
534
00:26:48,793 --> 00:26:49,968
I don't wanna any fun I'm asleep.
535
00:26:49,992 --> 00:26:52,192
Please, will you do it for
me? Will you please get up?
536
00:26:53,260 --> 00:26:54,043
Please get up,
537
00:26:54,093 --> 00:26:56,093
you've been sleeping for
four hours, please get up.
538
00:26:56,140 --> 00:26:58,220
Okay, okay.
539
00:26:58,270 --> 00:27:00,250
Okay, okay, okay.
540
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,180
So Libby stopped by.
541
00:27:02,230 --> 00:27:04,540
I found out that she's a couples counselor
542
00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:06,020
and she actually offered,
543
00:27:06,070 --> 00:27:06,980
thank you, so much,
544
00:27:07,030 --> 00:27:09,740
to do just a little bit of work
545
00:27:09,790 --> 00:27:11,230
with us this afternoon.
546
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:15,670
So is there anything
that you need from us?
547
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,690
I mean just maybe like
a chair so I can sit
548
00:27:17,740 --> 00:27:19,146
across me so you guys can
feel more comfortable.
549
00:27:19,170 --> 00:27:21,188
Wait, wait, wait.
550
00:27:21,238 --> 00:27:22,099
Libby what the fuck are you doing?
551
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,319
You are not a couples counselor.
552
00:27:23,343 --> 00:27:24,310
Well, I am now.
553
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:26,610
I think this is illegal.
554
00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:28,336
So Danielle, do you wanna
talk a little bit about
555
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:31,780
like what are the things
that you do to take care
556
00:27:31,830 --> 00:27:33,753
of your relationship?
557
00:27:38,670 --> 00:27:43,163
Well, I pay for absolutely everything.
558
00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:49,883
I'm always encouraging Adam,
trying to help him get work.
559
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:54,308
And y'know, I try to be really
patient really understanding.
560
00:27:55,700 --> 00:28:00,700
It's really hard, especially
since we've talked about,
561
00:28:01,150 --> 00:28:02,770
having kids and stuff like that.
562
00:28:02,820 --> 00:28:04,453
And how am I, how could I..
563
00:28:05,870 --> 00:28:07,870
Have you guys ever tried to have kids?
564
00:28:09,336 --> 00:28:11,206
Are you guys trying or is
that just a conversation
565
00:28:11,230 --> 00:28:12,050
that you have?
566
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:14,957
- I mean Like maybe passively.
- Bit of a conversation.
567
00:28:16,350 --> 00:28:19,383
We're not like actively
trying, but if I got pregnant,
568
00:28:19,433 --> 00:28:20,380
That would..
569
00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:21,706
I mean, I think that would be great.
570
00:28:21,730 --> 00:28:22,513
Yeah.
571
00:28:22,563 --> 00:28:24,900
So how often are you guys having sex?
572
00:28:24,950 --> 00:28:27,640
This seems a little
intrusive, I think, right?
573
00:28:27,690 --> 00:28:30,300
I mean couples counselors..
The amount of times
574
00:28:30,350 --> 00:28:31,942
- a couple has sex..
- It's important.
575
00:28:31,984 --> 00:28:35,020
It's a really big indicative
factor of how happy they are.
576
00:28:35,070 --> 00:28:35,853
Right?
577
00:28:35,903 --> 00:28:37,663
And how comfortable they
are with each other?
578
00:28:38,270 --> 00:28:40,842
Adam, how often do you
think you guys have sex?
579
00:28:42,201 --> 00:28:43,626
I mean, it's probably once a week.
580
00:28:43,650 --> 00:28:45,470
Okay, and would you say,
581
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:46,920
like what percentage would you say,
582
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,663
he actually brings you to orgasm?
583
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,400
Well, that is an area
584
00:28:52,450 --> 00:28:54,740
where he is actually holding up his end.
585
00:28:54,790 --> 00:28:58,300
And I think that probably, I
mean the majority of the time
586
00:28:58,350 --> 00:29:00,160
he does make that a priority,
587
00:29:00,210 --> 00:29:01,670
which I do really appreciate.
588
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,450
So, thank you.
589
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,291
You're so welcome.
590
00:29:06,630 --> 00:29:09,689
Adam, does that upset you?
591
00:29:09,739 --> 00:29:11,296
You seem a little bit upset about that.
592
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:12,597
It seems like that
would be something a man
593
00:29:12,621 --> 00:29:14,200
in a relationship would be proud of.
594
00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:16,030
I mean, am I not saying enough?
595
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,920
Because I, I really, I want to express
596
00:29:18,970 --> 00:29:21,744
how like definitely the best
597
00:29:21,794 --> 00:29:24,298
orgasms that I've have
ever heard, consistently.
598
00:29:24,348 --> 00:29:25,756
Consistently.
599
00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:28,908
Thank you so much, that's um..
600
00:29:30,431 --> 00:29:32,630
So, do you guys feel like you make room
601
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:36,060
for each other to like act
out each other's fantasies?
602
00:29:36,110 --> 00:29:39,100
Are there any fantasies that
you haven't been able to
603
00:29:39,150 --> 00:29:41,740
like feel like you're
not comfortable ask for
604
00:29:41,790 --> 00:29:43,086
you haven't really gotten from each other.
605
00:29:43,110 --> 00:29:44,306
Do you want us to go into detail?
606
00:29:44,330 --> 00:29:46,360
No, just, whatever you
feel comfortable about.
607
00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:48,023
If there's maybe something that,
608
00:29:48,972 --> 00:29:50,252
that just can be kind of a point
609
00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:51,490
of frustration in the bedroom.
610
00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:54,736
When couples aren't
allowing those fantasies...
611
00:29:54,786 --> 00:29:55,569
I don't know,
612
00:29:55,619 --> 00:29:57,270
I mean, he does make a lot of,
613
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:00,370
is it okay if...? He makes requests of like
614
00:30:01,490 --> 00:30:03,767
like you like the slut fantasy thing..
615
00:30:03,817 --> 00:30:05,625
I don't know how this relates to..
616
00:30:06,691 --> 00:30:08,173
Fantasies are important..
617
00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:10,620
What the fuck were we
talking about before?
618
00:30:10,670 --> 00:30:13,130
Are there any fantasies that
maybe you've asked for Adam,
619
00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:14,653
but you haven't gotten from her?
620
00:30:14,703 --> 00:30:17,350
It's true, it's true,
I don't have a job.
621
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,280
She contributes so much more financially.
622
00:30:19,330 --> 00:30:21,897
Okay, it's true.
- Okay, let's stop you there.
623
00:30:21,947 --> 00:30:24,148
I think, let's talk about that.
624
00:30:24,198 --> 00:30:26,030
Hey, you don't have to get defensive.
625
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,100
No, let's talk this,
let's dive right into.
626
00:30:28,150 --> 00:30:30,376
- Yeah, that's okay.
- We'll just back up...
627
00:30:30,426 --> 00:30:31,259
Maybe this is
628
00:30:31,309 --> 00:30:33,867
an uncomfortable point for you Adam?
629
00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:35,141
Would that be..
630
00:30:35,191 --> 00:30:36,160
It's uncomfortable?
631
00:30:36,210 --> 00:30:37,440
It's uncomfortable to know
632
00:30:37,490 --> 00:30:39,800
that I have not been contributing
very much financially
633
00:30:39,850 --> 00:30:42,270
in this situation and maybe
we should talk about that.
634
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,120
Okay that can be
uncomfortable for some people
635
00:30:45,170 --> 00:30:46,850
to talk about. So let's
move on from there.
636
00:30:46,894 --> 00:30:48,700
I've got an exercise we can do
637
00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:50,330
that I think will be really useful.
638
00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:52,320
We just need a couple of chairs.
639
00:30:52,370 --> 00:30:53,320
- Okay.
- Switch spots.
640
00:30:53,370 --> 00:30:54,683
- Sure, yeah.
- Great.
641
00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:01,280
Okay, so to start I want
you guys to just look
642
00:31:01,330 --> 00:31:04,030
at each other in the
eyes, make eye contact
643
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:08,040
and one at a time, list with no judgment
644
00:31:08,090 --> 00:31:09,818
the things that you don't
like about your relationship.
645
00:31:09,842 --> 00:31:13,697
I have to say, this seems
very unorthodox, right?
646
00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:15,710
I mean a counselor, you live with us.
647
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,360
She lives, now, with us.
648
00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:20,270
Will you just try, could you try please?
649
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,430
I'm saying from a legal standpoint,
650
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,850
I don't wanna break the law.
651
00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:25,160
And this seems perhaps
652
00:31:25,210 --> 00:31:26,279
we're putting ourselves
There are no police officers
653
00:31:26,303 --> 00:31:27,945
so I think it's gonna be fine.
- In some danger.
654
00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:29,306
I have treated clients
that I know personally.
655
00:31:29,330 --> 00:31:33,200
And honestly there's a distance there
656
00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:34,396
between our personal relationships
657
00:31:34,420 --> 00:31:35,368
and my client relationships.
658
00:31:35,410 --> 00:31:37,802
I think it will be fine.
- Done this a lot have you?
659
00:31:37,852 --> 00:31:40,338
Yeah, she said that she
has done this with people.
660
00:31:40,388 --> 00:31:43,289
She knows before.
- I'm sure she's done this..
661
00:31:43,339 --> 00:31:44,572
Plenty of times.
662
00:31:45,650 --> 00:31:49,840
Okay, so make eye
contact and one at a time.
663
00:31:49,890 --> 00:31:53,973
Take a second and really think
about how you honestly feel.
664
00:31:54,808 --> 00:31:56,308
I think I feel...
665
00:31:57,980 --> 00:32:02,700
Look into Danielle's eyes
and be honest with her.
666
00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,813
Because that's what women want, honesty.
667
00:32:05,764 --> 00:32:06,764
Thank you.
668
00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:09,970
Thanks.
669
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,023
Look at Danielle and tell her not me.
670
00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:34,090
I've been having fantasies
of us living somewhere else
671
00:32:34,970 --> 00:32:36,920
besides this apartment.
672
00:32:36,970 --> 00:32:38,793
I think we should consider maybe,
673
00:32:40,577 --> 00:32:43,921
I know I gotta get a job, and it's been.
674
00:32:44,957 --> 00:32:47,730
Adam, is there a reason
that you feel it's difficult
675
00:32:47,780 --> 00:32:49,480
to make eye contact with Danielle?
676
00:32:50,390 --> 00:32:52,630
Do you feel uncomfortable
being honest with her?
677
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,530
No, nope.
678
00:32:54,580 --> 00:32:56,590
It seems like you're.. I mean
679
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,570
Sorry, I'm just speaking from
a therapy point of view now
680
00:32:59,620 --> 00:33:02,630
but it seems like your
body language is kind of
681
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:03,876
showing a little bit of discomfort.
682
00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:05,226
You're kind of closing off a little bit.
683
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,041
You feel uncomfortable,
684
00:33:06,083 --> 00:33:08,410
showing eye contact.
- I don't feel uncomfortable.
685
00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:10,498
It seems like maybe
you're hiding something.
686
00:33:10,540 --> 00:33:12,740
Is there something that
you're holding back?
687
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,473
I've been holding back that um..
688
00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:20,473
You can tell me.
689
00:33:25,873 --> 00:33:28,010
Something, I do need to tell you,
690
00:33:28,060 --> 00:33:30,020
I need to tell you that,
691
00:33:30,070 --> 00:33:31,193
I gotta be honest.
692
00:33:36,534 --> 00:33:40,692
I've been lying to you
693
00:33:40,742 --> 00:33:44,992
about something important.
694
00:33:46,367 --> 00:33:47,441
I um..
695
00:33:56,587 --> 00:33:58,337
I do wanna have kids.
696
00:34:03,384 --> 00:34:04,750
Do you?
697
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,434
Yeah, yep.
698
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,600
Really?
699
00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:16,050
Yes, probably need that other room
700
00:34:17,860 --> 00:34:19,062
for our kid.
701
00:34:58,782 --> 00:34:59,782
Oh fuck.
702
00:35:17,143 --> 00:35:18,143
Oh, shit.
703
00:35:26,270 --> 00:35:27,270
Jesus.
704
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,480
Fuck.
705
00:37:01,378 --> 00:37:03,736
Come on, what the fuck?
706
00:37:21,043 --> 00:37:22,043
Let it go.
707
00:37:24,585 --> 00:37:25,585
Nope.
708
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,560
Danielle.
709
00:37:43,592 --> 00:37:46,067
I need you to wake up please.
- Hey, what?
710
00:37:46,117 --> 00:37:47,367
Good morning.
711
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,623
Baby.
- What?
712
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:51,970
Hello.
713
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,203
What is it?
714
00:37:55,447 --> 00:37:57,380
I want you to wake up.
715
00:37:57,430 --> 00:37:58,750
Why?
716
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,730
I have something I'd like
to talk with you about.
717
00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:02,803
Yeah, what is it?
718
00:38:03,830 --> 00:38:04,830
It's this.
719
00:38:05,530 --> 00:38:06,680
Oh my God.
720
00:38:07,670 --> 00:38:08,570
Oh my God
721
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:09,800
is right.
722
00:38:09,850 --> 00:38:13,683
Why is it so challenging to
keep the butter in its position?
723
00:38:15,950 --> 00:38:18,733
Adam, I have not fucking
touched the butter.
724
00:38:20,140 --> 00:38:21,790
You haven't fucking touched the butter.
725
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,330
You just keep misplacing it.
726
00:38:23,380 --> 00:38:26,471
Adam I have not fucking
touched that butter
727
00:38:26,521 --> 00:38:27,780
for two months,
728
00:38:27,830 --> 00:38:29,970
since the last time you brought this up.
729
00:38:30,020 --> 00:38:31,624
Then how did it end up on the top shelf?
730
00:38:31,648 --> 00:38:33,220
I don't know.
731
00:38:33,270 --> 00:38:34,230
Did you move it?
732
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,130
Did you touch it?
733
00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:36,840
Because I did not.
734
00:38:36,890 --> 00:38:37,673
Did I?
735
00:38:37,723 --> 00:38:40,590
No, because I know the order of things.
736
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,920
Milk, butter, mushrooms, salad.
737
00:38:43,970 --> 00:38:45,920
It's been like that from the beginning!
738
00:38:47,230 --> 00:38:49,763
So why did this end up on the top shelf?
739
00:38:49,813 --> 00:38:50,813
Fuck!
740
00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:53,390
This is not my problem.
741
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,870
I have not touched the
butter in fucking two months.
742
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,000
It is my problem.
743
00:38:58,050 --> 00:38:59,590
You are making a problem for me.
744
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,100
And so I'm just giving it back to you.
745
00:39:02,150 --> 00:39:04,623
I don't know how to tell you
in a way that you can hear it
746
00:39:04,673 --> 00:39:09,000
that I have not touched
that butter in two months.
747
00:39:09,050 --> 00:39:10,530
Then who moved the butter?
748
00:39:10,580 --> 00:39:11,580
I don't know.
749
00:39:11,630 --> 00:39:13,020
Did you move it?
750
00:39:13,070 --> 00:39:14,246
I can't believe you just asked me that,
751
00:39:14,270 --> 00:39:15,640
that's fuckin' crazy.
752
00:39:15,690 --> 00:39:17,650
Well I don't know who
else would have moved it
753
00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:20,170
because it was not me.
754
00:39:20,220 --> 00:39:21,620
Danielle.
755
00:39:21,670 --> 00:39:23,440
How am I supposed to have any confidence
756
00:39:23,490 --> 00:39:25,550
in us raising a family together?
757
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:30,460
If you can't even square
away where the butter belongs
758
00:39:30,510 --> 00:39:32,060
or evidently the fact
759
00:39:32,110 --> 00:39:34,413
that you are clearly
the one that moved it.
760
00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:38,600
Is this what's gonna happen
with fucking the kids?
761
00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:41,430
Oh, where's our child?
762
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:42,263
I don't know.
763
00:39:42,313 --> 00:39:46,787
I wasn't the last one
to fucking move the kid.
764
00:39:46,837 --> 00:39:47,837
Adam..
765
00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:53,380
I cannot fucking.
- Social services,
766
00:39:53,430 --> 00:39:54,906
it's not gonna buy that line.
- Wrap my head
767
00:39:54,930 --> 00:39:59,220
around the fact that you
woke me up to accuse me
768
00:39:59,270 --> 00:40:01,985
of moving the butter which I did not move.
769
00:40:02,035 --> 00:40:02,901
I didn't accuse you of anything.
770
00:40:02,943 --> 00:40:04,220
And then somehow equate it
771
00:40:04,270 --> 00:40:07,600
to me being a bad mother in the future.
772
00:40:07,650 --> 00:40:09,750
That is basic math honey.
773
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,130
And what I did by the
way was I woke you up
774
00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:15,510
to inquire, simple inquiry.
775
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:16,530
Why?
776
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:17,940
And I answered your inquiry.
777
00:40:17,990 --> 00:40:19,180
It's not enough for you.
778
00:40:19,230 --> 00:40:21,840
I have not touched the fucking butter.
779
00:40:21,890 --> 00:40:23,640
You haven't touched the butter?
780
00:40:23,690 --> 00:40:26,670
That, I'm afraid is bullshit.
781
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:30,903
Adam, I have not touched the
fucking butter in two months.
782
00:40:32,704 --> 00:40:35,740
Oh God, leave me the fuck alone!
783
00:40:35,790 --> 00:40:37,948
You certainly fucking
touched it now, didn't ya?
784
00:40:58,447 --> 00:40:59,819
What is that?
785
00:41:00,682 --> 00:41:03,360
I ran into Libby in the parking lot.
786
00:41:03,410 --> 00:41:05,350
So this is some of her stuff.
787
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,400
Where is she?
788
00:41:07,367 --> 00:41:09,592
Oh no, he said she's gonna
go run some errands, so.
789
00:41:11,050 --> 00:41:12,866
Maybe..
790
00:41:14,942 --> 00:41:16,507
Maybe until we get to know her,
791
00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:20,035
maybe it would be best
if, when she comes over,
792
00:41:20,085 --> 00:41:23,934
we're both there at the
same time just for safety.
793
00:41:25,860 --> 00:41:27,645
What?
794
00:41:27,695 --> 00:41:32,695
In case she's, like
kind of a crazy person.
795
00:41:34,690 --> 00:41:36,530
I think she's a really nice person.
796
00:41:36,580 --> 00:41:38,310
I think it's gonna work out really well.
797
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,927
I don't know why you're
being so weird about this.
798
00:41:40,977 --> 00:41:42,493
I'm not..
799
00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:43,440
I agree, right?
800
00:41:43,490 --> 00:41:45,030
She seems maybe too nice.
801
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,030
Maybe she's putting on an act
802
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,800
we're in the middle of a pandemic, right?
803
00:41:48,850 --> 00:41:50,610
I mean, listen, we've
all seen in the movies
804
00:41:50,660 --> 00:41:52,659
this is when the crazies come out.
805
00:41:52,709 --> 00:41:57,642
I'm just saying you've
watched true crime things.
806
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:00,328
I don't wanna come home
807
00:42:00,370 --> 00:42:01,888
and then something,
808
00:42:01,938 --> 00:42:03,227
terrible has happened.
- I think you'll feel
809
00:42:03,251 --> 00:42:05,406
more comfortable once you get
to know her a little bit more.
810
00:42:05,430 --> 00:42:07,560
So I invited her to dinner tonight.
811
00:42:07,610 --> 00:42:09,166
'Cause I thought, oh,
this will be a great way
812
00:42:09,190 --> 00:42:11,927
for us to just get to know
each other a little bit more.
813
00:42:11,977 --> 00:42:13,156
Oh, she's coming over for dinner.
814
00:42:13,180 --> 00:42:14,580
Yeah.
815
00:42:14,630 --> 00:42:17,160
So she's gonna be back in a few hours.
816
00:42:17,210 --> 00:42:17,993
That's great.
817
00:42:18,043 --> 00:42:20,688
And then we can find out if she's..
818
00:42:20,738 --> 00:42:22,810
Wow, you got some toilet paper.
819
00:42:22,860 --> 00:42:26,490
Yes, I found one roll of toilet paper.
820
00:42:26,540 --> 00:42:30,703
Well now we have two
rolls of toilet paper.
821
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,280
That was very creative of you.
822
00:42:36,330 --> 00:42:37,680
I know.
823
00:42:37,730 --> 00:42:38,730
Thank you
824
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:46,040
With regard to this, we
need to be very selective
825
00:42:46,150 --> 00:42:47,830
about it because we do only have one roll.
826
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,306
I don't know when they're
gonna get toilet paper
827
00:42:49,330 --> 00:42:50,590
in again. I wanna make sure
828
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,640
that we save most of this for Libby,
829
00:42:52,690 --> 00:42:54,900
because I think she's
gonna be very uncomfortable
830
00:42:54,950 --> 00:42:56,370
if there's no toilet paper for her.
831
00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:57,616
She doesn't have to be
uncomfortable there being
832
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:58,423
no toilet paper.
833
00:42:58,473 --> 00:43:00,483
We have this, that she can use.
834
00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:06,750
I'm not gonna ask her to use that.
835
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,633
- Sitting on the floor?
- Yeah, it's kinda cute.
836
00:43:16,683 --> 00:43:18,810
It's gonna be uncomfortable.
837
00:43:18,860 --> 00:43:20,559
Is what it's gonna be.
838
00:43:23,570 --> 00:43:24,974
Hi, sorry, I have a key.
839
00:43:25,024 --> 00:43:26,150
Hi, Libby.
840
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,810
- Hi.
- So good to see you.
841
00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:28,998
Yeah, you too.
842
00:43:29,048 --> 00:43:31,325
- You got a key.
- I got a key, yeah.
843
00:43:31,375 --> 00:43:33,213
So how was your day Adam?
844
00:43:33,263 --> 00:43:35,070
Terrific.
845
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,710
I moved your
box into the back room.
846
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,608
Oh, thank you for
taking my stuff earlier.
847
00:43:39,650 --> 00:43:41,060
Yeah, you're welcome.
848
00:43:41,110 --> 00:43:42,410
- Hi.
- Hi.
849
00:43:42,460 --> 00:43:43,460
Hey.
850
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,570
Great to see you.
851
00:43:47,620 --> 00:43:49,240
How was your day, Libby.
852
00:43:49,290 --> 00:43:50,250
It was good.
853
00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:52,322
How's your day.
- Hi, it was good.
854
00:43:55,577 --> 00:43:56,780
I'm just finishing up.
855
00:43:56,830 --> 00:43:58,430
So just make yourself at home.
856
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:00,563
- Oh, thanks.
- I mean you are home.
857
00:44:00,613 --> 00:44:02,830
What about you, Libby?
858
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:07,880
Do you have a significant other,
a boyfriend or girlfriend?
859
00:44:08,035 --> 00:44:10,210
Yeah, I have this sort of,
860
00:44:10,260 --> 00:44:14,620
I guess, a bit of an elusive boyfriend,
861
00:44:14,670 --> 00:44:17,673
I guess you could call it.
- That sounds kind of juicy.
862
00:44:18,733 --> 00:44:22,510
Is it on, on your end
or on his end or both?
863
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:23,653
Definitely his end.
864
00:44:25,648 --> 00:44:28,490
He just seems like tied
up in different things.
865
00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:30,320
Funnily enough, his name is Adam.
866
00:44:30,370 --> 00:44:31,277
- Mushrooms.
- What?
867
00:44:31,327 --> 00:44:34,003
- I mean that's so random.
- That's so crazy.
868
00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:39,453
So Libby, I have a really
good feeling about this.
869
00:44:40,990 --> 00:44:41,773
This arrangement.
870
00:44:41,823 --> 00:44:42,910
I mean, I can just.
871
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,010
Adam kinda have weird feeling about you
872
00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:46,710
is what he's been saying.
873
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,320
But like for me...
- Okay.
874
00:44:49,370 --> 00:44:50,426
I just think like you seem
875
00:44:50,450 --> 00:44:53,400
like the sweetest most genuine person.
876
00:44:53,450 --> 00:44:54,490
Thank you.
877
00:44:54,540 --> 00:44:58,220
I think that Adam
will come around.
878
00:44:58,270 --> 00:44:59,806
- Well, let's hope so.
- I think it's yeah.
879
00:44:59,830 --> 00:45:00,621
I think it's really gonna work out.
880
00:45:00,663 --> 00:45:01,528
Yeah, I'm excited too.
881
00:45:01,570 --> 00:45:03,570
I think it's gonna work out really well.
882
00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:08,430
Is there something specific that.
883
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,263
No, no, no.
884
00:45:09,313 --> 00:45:11,650
I wanna know like we're
gonna move in together, right?
885
00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:12,500
And live together.
886
00:45:12,550 --> 00:45:13,483
So like is there,
887
00:45:13,533 --> 00:45:14,509
something I should work on?
- I think it's just
888
00:45:14,551 --> 00:45:15,890
a vibe he got.
889
00:45:15,940 --> 00:45:17,140
I'm sorry if this is weird,
890
00:45:17,190 --> 00:45:18,621
I didn't mean to make it awkward.
891
00:45:18,671 --> 00:45:19,571
I just thought it was kinda funny.
892
00:45:19,613 --> 00:45:22,190
No, in the interest
of speaking for myself..
893
00:45:25,250 --> 00:45:29,460
Really what it more was,
894
00:45:29,510 --> 00:45:32,970
speaking past tense.
- Well, this afternoon.
895
00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:35,467
Which was in the past, thank you.
896
00:45:35,517 --> 00:45:37,146
So, you're not feeling
this way anymore then?
897
00:45:37,170 --> 00:45:41,350
Well this, you know, now we're all here.
898
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:46,080
This feels, pleasant feels very easy.
899
00:45:46,130 --> 00:45:48,290
I told him once got
to know you a little bit
900
00:45:48,340 --> 00:45:49,314
I thought that it would change..
901
00:45:49,356 --> 00:45:51,013
To see what I see.
- Very relaxed.
902
00:45:53,591 --> 00:45:54,941
Libby, I would love if you..
903
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,907
I don't mean to pry, but like..
904
00:45:57,957 --> 00:46:00,480
Maybe a few more like juicy details
905
00:46:00,530 --> 00:46:03,000
about your relationship.
906
00:46:03,050 --> 00:46:05,960
I mean, do you see it
going somewhere else?
907
00:46:06,010 --> 00:46:07,486
Do you see yourself
staying here for a while?
908
00:46:07,510 --> 00:46:08,930
Or would it move into..
909
00:46:08,980 --> 00:46:11,710
He keeps like promising
that it's going places,
910
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,240
but it's hard to..
911
00:46:14,290 --> 00:46:15,081
Where does he live?
912
00:46:15,123 --> 00:46:16,160
Does he live close by?
913
00:46:16,210 --> 00:46:17,088
- He does.
- Wow.
914
00:46:17,138 --> 00:46:18,673
Really close by.
915
00:46:18,723 --> 00:46:20,220
- Really?
- Yeah.
916
00:46:20,270 --> 00:46:22,034
Hey, have you guys been
listening to the news by the way.
917
00:46:22,058 --> 00:46:24,770
Gonna be a much faster
commute now, to see him.
918
00:46:24,820 --> 00:46:25,603
Oh, it's great.
919
00:46:25,653 --> 00:46:27,630
Yeah, well basically be like getting up
920
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,331
and walking a couple of steps.
921
00:46:29,381 --> 00:46:31,830
That close, really?
922
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,510
I mean, practically, yeah.
923
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,372
This is really good.
924
00:46:35,414 --> 00:46:37,590
What's in it?
925
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,360
It's kind of buttery,
is there butter in it?
926
00:46:40,663 --> 00:46:43,667
No, there's not, to be clear
927
00:46:43,717 --> 00:46:47,563
a single drop of butter in it.
928
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:49,183
It would be fine
929
00:46:49,233 --> 00:46:50,024
if it was.
- I have not touched.
930
00:46:50,066 --> 00:46:53,540
Yeah, but I just wanna be clear
that I have not touched it.
931
00:46:53,590 --> 00:46:54,590
You are free
932
00:46:54,616 --> 00:46:55,407
to use the butter.
- I didn't even touch it
933
00:46:55,449 --> 00:46:57,360
to move and get anything.
934
00:46:57,410 --> 00:46:59,634
I wanted to get the chives
that were behind it.
935
00:46:59,684 --> 00:47:00,960
Didn't even move it.
936
00:47:01,010 --> 00:47:02,700
'Cause I didn't wanna even shift it.
937
00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:04,015
You don't have to be aggressive.
938
00:47:04,039 --> 00:47:07,409
I'm not being aggressive,
I'm being emphatic.
939
00:47:07,459 --> 00:47:09,620
Do you.. Is no one is
allowed to touch the butter?
940
00:47:09,670 --> 00:47:12,198
Except for Adam is this a
roommate rule I should know or?
941
00:47:12,248 --> 00:47:13,600
Proceed with caution.
942
00:47:13,650 --> 00:47:15,960
If you're going to touch the butter.
943
00:47:16,010 --> 00:47:17,280
He has some very strict rules
944
00:47:17,330 --> 00:47:19,910
about where it belongs and
where it doesn't belong.
945
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,817
And even if you follow the rules
946
00:47:22,867 --> 00:47:24,770
you get punished.
947
00:47:24,820 --> 00:47:26,395
That's certainly not the case.
948
00:47:27,295 --> 00:47:28,589
Okay, well..
949
00:47:28,639 --> 00:47:29,531
So no one is allowed to use it
950
00:47:29,573 --> 00:47:31,320
or do we have to ask you first? Or..
951
00:47:31,370 --> 00:47:33,146
No, nobody has to ask
me, if you can use it.
952
00:47:33,170 --> 00:47:33,953
You can use it.
953
00:47:34,003 --> 00:47:35,986
It's just, it goes in its place.
954
00:47:36,036 --> 00:47:37,179
Anything else or just the butter?
955
00:47:37,203 --> 00:47:38,102
But he might wake you up
956
00:47:38,144 --> 00:47:40,560
in the middle of the
night screaming at you.
957
00:47:40,610 --> 00:47:43,669
Sounds like I won't be touching
the butter in the future.
958
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:44,510
Yeah, BYOB.
959
00:47:44,552 --> 00:47:46,780
You don't need to bring your own butter
960
00:47:46,830 --> 00:47:49,550
you can use the butter that's right there.
961
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:53,630
So Adam mentioned
that your cousin passed?
962
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:54,680
Sorry to hear that.
963
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:56,600
It must be hard.
964
00:47:57,838 --> 00:47:58,838
Were you guys close?
965
00:48:00,180 --> 00:48:01,272
Didn't she?
966
00:48:04,122 --> 00:48:05,122
I mean..
967
00:48:06,410 --> 00:48:09,790
My mom's cat passed away
like five months ago.
968
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,130
That's like the closest
thing I can think of.
969
00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:13,820
I thought that...
970
00:48:13,870 --> 00:48:15,576
Maybe I'm misremembering,
but I could've sworn.
971
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,570
I came over here the other day.
972
00:48:17,620 --> 00:48:20,990
You weren't home, just
to drop some stuff off
973
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,703
and Adam just mentioned it.
974
00:48:25,210 --> 00:48:25,993
I could've sworn
975
00:48:26,043 --> 00:48:27,869
but maybe I'm confusing with...
976
00:48:27,919 --> 00:48:30,860
Y'know what it was.. It was that book.
977
00:48:30,910 --> 00:48:32,010
That book I'm reading.
978
00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:34,940
Cousin dies.
979
00:48:34,990 --> 00:48:36,237
I think..
980
00:48:39,029 --> 00:48:40,140
He's very unreliable
981
00:48:40,190 --> 00:48:41,770
when it comes to news.
982
00:48:41,820 --> 00:48:42,820
Yeah, it's true.
983
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,640
Really unreliable when it comes to news.
984
00:48:48,950 --> 00:48:51,160
So I thought it went well tonight.
985
00:48:51,210 --> 00:48:53,510
Yeah, the meal
you made was terrific.
986
00:48:54,715 --> 00:48:56,965
I think Libby is gonna
be a good roommate.
987
00:49:00,004 --> 00:49:00,861
One more time..
988
00:49:00,911 --> 00:49:01,911
I said, I think Libby
989
00:49:01,942 --> 00:49:03,166
is gonna be a good roommate.
990
00:49:04,089 --> 00:49:05,089
Yeah.
991
00:49:08,290 --> 00:49:12,272
Although I thought it was um..
992
00:49:14,743 --> 00:49:15,750
It was kind of weird
993
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,230
how she said that she'd been over here
994
00:49:17,254 --> 00:49:20,151
and you guys had like
this long conversation.
995
00:49:20,201 --> 00:49:21,453
Yeah I thought it was weird too.
996
00:49:21,477 --> 00:49:23,111
And you
never told me about that.
997
00:49:23,153 --> 00:49:25,871
It's like she was making
some weird thing about it.
998
00:49:27,380 --> 00:49:30,330
It sounded like it was
a significant conversation
999
00:49:30,380 --> 00:49:32,193
that you just never told me about.
1000
00:49:35,330 --> 00:49:36,900
No.
1001
00:49:36,950 --> 00:49:38,813
You never
told me about it though.
1002
00:49:40,287 --> 00:49:41,920
And.
1003
00:49:41,970 --> 00:49:44,650
And, you've been on like
every single detail about her
1004
00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:46,380
since she first came over
1005
00:49:46,430 --> 00:49:48,097
and then she comes by
1006
00:49:48,147 --> 00:49:50,417
and you guys have some
long detailed conversation
1007
00:49:50,467 --> 00:49:52,850
and then you don't happen to.
1008
00:49:52,900 --> 00:49:56,170
It wasn't a long detailed conversation.
1009
00:49:56,220 --> 00:49:59,683
And, it was weird.
1010
00:50:01,430 --> 00:50:04,790
She told me about that
her and her family..
1011
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:08,303
She's got some some mental
health issues in her family.
1012
00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:11,070
I think her mom's in some hospital.
1013
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:16,120
It was very disconcerting.
1014
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:21,270
My point is that you didn't tell me.
1015
00:50:22,616 --> 00:50:23,440
Yeah.
1016
00:50:23,490 --> 00:50:26,423
And that's, don't
you think that's weird.
1017
00:50:28,113 --> 00:50:30,790
If I thought that was
weird, I'd say it's weird.
1018
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:32,040
Yeah that's what I'm asking,
1019
00:50:32,950 --> 00:50:34,920
why don't you think that's weird?
1020
00:50:34,970 --> 00:50:38,580
That I didn't happen to mention
this strange conversation?
1021
00:50:38,630 --> 00:50:40,400
Was it that you didn't
happen to mention it
1022
00:50:40,450 --> 00:50:42,829
or was it that you
chose not to mention it?
1023
00:50:42,879 --> 00:50:45,790
I mean, It's not like I was
withholding the conversation.
1024
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:46,880
If that's...
1025
00:50:46,930 --> 00:50:48,256
I don't know it seems like you tell me
1026
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,390
about every other fucking
thing in your life,
1027
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:51,480
and then you leave out
1028
00:50:51,530 --> 00:50:54,000
this apparently significant
conversation you have
1029
00:50:54,050 --> 00:50:56,810
with this person, that you claim to hate.
1030
00:50:56,860 --> 00:50:57,673
- First of all...
- It's just weird.
1031
00:50:57,715 --> 00:50:58,628
It's just a little weird.
1032
00:50:58,670 --> 00:51:00,776
I'm just saying it's a little weird.
1033
00:51:00,826 --> 00:51:03,509
It's not.. That's not weird.
1034
00:51:22,439 --> 00:51:23,940
Oh, Jesus.
1035
00:51:23,990 --> 00:51:26,270
Okay, she's not home, right?
1036
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,320
She's not home.
1037
00:51:27,370 --> 00:51:28,587
What's the problem?
1038
00:51:28,637 --> 00:51:30,315
Um..
1039
00:51:30,365 --> 00:51:31,590
Libby.
1040
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:32,608
I don't understand.
1041
00:51:32,650 --> 00:51:33,433
She's not home.
1042
00:51:33,483 --> 00:51:34,750
It a good thing.
1043
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,703
I know, I can't have you come in.
1044
00:51:38,647 --> 00:51:39,438
What do you have another,
1045
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:40,847
you have a third person in there?
1046
00:51:40,897 --> 00:51:41,680
There's nobody
1047
00:51:41,730 --> 00:51:42,967
in here but me.
- Jesus, ain't you tired?
1048
00:51:42,991 --> 00:51:45,094
Libby, that's not funny.
1049
00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:46,454
It wasn't meant to be funny.
1050
00:51:46,496 --> 00:51:47,867
Okay.
1051
00:51:47,917 --> 00:51:49,437
Do you have a third person in there?
1052
00:51:49,463 --> 00:51:50,748
Libby, there's nobody in here.
1053
00:51:50,798 --> 00:51:53,290
Okay, can I go see if
there's anybody in there?
1054
00:51:53,340 --> 00:51:57,673
Oh my God, this isn't working.
1055
00:51:58,510 --> 00:51:59,820
Okay?
- What do you mean this?
1056
00:51:59,870 --> 00:52:00,653
What is this?
1057
00:52:00,703 --> 00:52:02,870
This you you've been putting a lot
1058
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,230
of extra pressure and stress on me.
1059
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,990
And I'm not saying that.
- Oh my God,
1060
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:08,633
I've been putting stress on you?
1061
00:52:08,683 --> 00:52:11,584
You've been dragging me a
long for like a fucking year.
1062
00:52:11,634 --> 00:52:14,360
It's like, you're just
acting a little crazy.
1063
00:52:14,410 --> 00:52:16,640
- I'm acting crazy.
- Little crazy, yes.
1064
00:52:16,690 --> 00:52:19,030
What am I doing that is so crazy?
1065
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:19,863
A lot of things.
1066
00:52:19,913 --> 00:52:22,390
'Cause I'm showing you
that I actually giving a shit
1067
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:23,640
about this relationship?
1068
00:52:23,690 --> 00:52:25,563
That does seem really crazy.
1069
00:52:25,613 --> 00:52:29,570
The execution. It's that
part, the crazy, anyways..
1070
00:52:29,620 --> 00:52:31,330
Okay, do you not see how that's hurtful
1071
00:52:31,380 --> 00:52:32,560
that you would call me crazy?
1072
00:52:32,610 --> 00:52:33,401
I appreciate that,
1073
00:52:33,443 --> 00:52:35,060
that would hurt your feelings.
1074
00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:36,830
So what does crazy mean?
1075
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:39,110
Me just believing what you've been saying
1076
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:40,346
for the last year, that's crazy?
1077
00:52:40,370 --> 00:52:42,113
That's not what I'm saying.
1078
00:52:43,030 --> 00:52:44,193
Libby.
- What are you saying?
1079
00:52:44,243 --> 00:52:47,010
What I'm saying is
that it hurts me to know
1080
00:52:47,060 --> 00:52:49,727
that I'm being an asshole, okay.
1081
00:52:49,777 --> 00:52:51,060
You seem hurt.
1082
00:52:51,110 --> 00:52:52,180
I am, okay?
1083
00:52:52,230 --> 00:52:53,100
I don't like that,
1084
00:52:53,150 --> 00:52:54,500
I don't like hurting people.
1085
00:52:54,550 --> 00:52:56,300
I've got a fucking issue with that.
1086
00:52:56,350 --> 00:52:58,750
I know that I've been an asshole, okay?
1087
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,360
You likewise have been
acting goddamn crazy.
1088
00:53:02,410 --> 00:53:04,620
I think, things have come to light.
1089
00:53:04,670 --> 00:53:07,171
We had a fucking wonderful
run and I'm not saying that.
1090
00:53:07,221 --> 00:53:08,376
What, are you breaking up with me?
1091
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:09,250
- No.
- Really?
1092
00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:10,091
So we're at this point,
1093
00:53:10,133 --> 00:53:12,067
finally we can be together
now you're breaking up..
1094
00:53:12,091 --> 00:53:13,660
I'm not breaking up with you.
1095
00:53:13,710 --> 00:53:15,706
That is it, you just said
we had a wonderful run.
1096
00:53:15,730 --> 00:53:16,513
We did.
1097
00:53:16,563 --> 00:53:17,990
Why would you be saying that?
1098
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:19,682
- Because I think it's true.
- That's what people say
1099
00:53:19,706 --> 00:53:20,497
when they're breaking up with someone.
1100
00:53:20,539 --> 00:53:25,210
I think what we need is a pause.
1101
00:53:25,260 --> 00:53:27,482
Can I come inside so
we can talk about this?
1102
00:53:27,532 --> 00:53:29,186
- I'm pausing it now.
- Must we talk about this
1103
00:53:29,210 --> 00:53:30,580
in a door jam.
1104
00:53:30,630 --> 00:53:32,926
This is your ideal position
to be breaking up with someone
1105
00:53:32,950 --> 00:53:33,741
that you dated for a year?
1106
00:53:33,783 --> 00:53:35,960
We're not breaking up,
pausing, just pausing.
1107
00:53:36,010 --> 00:53:37,106
What is pausing, what does that mean?
1108
00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:40,290
It just means that
we gotta like hit pause
1109
00:53:40,340 --> 00:53:44,320
and maybe, y'know, let a little distance.
1110
00:53:44,370 --> 00:53:46,446
It's been very stressful.
1111
00:53:46,496 --> 00:53:48,295
A little breathing room,
1112
00:53:48,345 --> 00:53:49,203
little breathing room
1113
00:53:49,253 --> 00:53:50,350
is what I'm saying.
1114
00:53:52,170 --> 00:53:53,883
Sure, great.
1115
00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:55,683
Great?
1116
00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:59,080
Totally, yeah, on board, great.
1117
00:53:59,130 --> 00:54:00,130
- Okay.
- Yeah.
1118
00:54:27,558 --> 00:54:29,430
You hungry?
1119
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:30,763
No, not really.
1120
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:38,005
Did Libby stop by?
1121
00:54:44,190 --> 00:54:45,190
Why?
1122
00:54:46,310 --> 00:54:47,310
Just wondering.
1123
00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:51,700
Yeah.
1124
00:54:53,408 --> 00:54:55,658
What happened?
1125
00:54:57,260 --> 00:54:58,510
I don't know.
1126
00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:01,953
She was acting kinda weird.
1127
00:55:03,740 --> 00:55:05,170
She was acting weird?
1128
00:55:05,220 --> 00:55:06,563
She was acting weird.
1129
00:55:08,260 --> 00:55:09,460
Were you acting weird?
1130
00:55:11,301 --> 00:55:12,850
I think so.
1131
00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:13,900
Why?
1132
00:55:17,390 --> 00:55:21,163
You were just like
a beacon of welcoming light.
1133
00:55:23,420 --> 00:55:24,690
I was just being myself.
1134
00:55:24,740 --> 00:55:27,990
I don't know if I'm naturally a beacon
1135
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,300
of welcoming light or not.
1136
00:55:29,350 --> 00:55:30,314
I'm certainly not.
1137
00:55:30,364 --> 00:55:33,063
Did you tell her
that you didn't want her here?
1138
00:55:37,340 --> 00:55:39,190
Why are you asking me these things?
1139
00:55:41,180 --> 00:55:46,180
Well, because she dropped
off the key with a note
1140
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:50,280
that said that.
1141
00:55:53,300 --> 00:55:58,021
You made it pretty clear
that you don't want her here.
1142
00:56:01,380 --> 00:56:03,513
Well, I'm not exactly sure.
1143
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:08,150
I'm not in her head
1144
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:12,153
so I don't know why she thinks that.
1145
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:22,070
What am I supposed to do?
1146
00:56:24,750 --> 00:56:25,832
With what?
1147
00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:31,150
I can't afford the
rent and all the bills
1148
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:33,363
that I'm paying by myself.
1149
00:56:36,050 --> 00:56:37,820
You won't get a job.
1150
00:56:37,870 --> 00:56:39,290
I find somebody to move in.
1151
00:56:39,340 --> 00:56:41,314
You drive them away.
1152
00:56:41,364 --> 00:56:43,305
I just don't understand.
1153
00:56:43,355 --> 00:56:44,555
Listen, you found a...
1154
00:56:44,597 --> 00:56:47,333
By accident you found a crazy person.
1155
00:56:49,618 --> 00:56:51,920
Okay, listen, if you wanna
try to find somebody else
1156
00:56:51,970 --> 00:56:55,040
a little bit more stable and
sane, I'm sure it'll work out.
1157
00:56:55,090 --> 00:56:56,970
And by the way, that is
not me trying to cop out
1158
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,370
of getting a job, okay?
1159
00:56:58,420 --> 00:57:02,040
I am interested in getting a fucking job.
1160
00:57:02,090 --> 00:57:03,870
It's true, I'm interested in liking
1161
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,041
what I'm doing for work that's, y'know?
1162
00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:10,190
But um, and it's not my fault
1163
00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:12,915
that there's a Goddamn
pandemic going on right now
1164
00:57:12,965 --> 00:57:15,980
making it a smidge more challenging.
1165
00:57:16,030 --> 00:57:17,800
I was on Craigslist earlier.
1166
00:57:17,850 --> 00:57:20,596
I was looking for jobs.
1167
00:57:20,646 --> 00:57:23,154
I Just feel like I'm in
a relationship with myself
1168
00:57:23,204 --> 00:57:28,204
and I'm like a babysitter or something.
1169
00:57:31,650 --> 00:57:32,833
I mean, it does not,
1170
00:57:35,254 --> 00:57:39,151
I'm not saying.. look I'm
not trying to be hurtful.
1171
00:57:39,201 --> 00:57:43,510
I'm just saying that it's just a lot.
1172
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,172
It's just a lot on me.
1173
00:57:45,222 --> 00:57:47,849
No I think you're being
honest, I appreciate that.
1174
00:57:51,910 --> 00:57:55,222
I think that's probably how
you do feel, like a babysitter.
1175
00:57:57,063 --> 00:57:57,846
Yeah, I do.
1176
00:57:57,896 --> 00:57:59,723
I think you took on that role
1177
00:58:00,980 --> 00:58:05,980
and since then everything I do is
1178
00:58:07,171 --> 00:58:08,868
oh, nope
1179
00:58:08,918 --> 00:58:11,010
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
1180
00:58:11,060 --> 00:58:11,843
Don't do that.
1181
00:58:11,893 --> 00:58:12,893
Don't do that.
1182
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,276
Do you wanna be in this relationship?
1183
00:58:22,950 --> 00:58:25,223
I wanna be in a relationship.
1184
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,323
Well you could do that
with just about anybody.
1185
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:32,167
I liked when we got together.
1186
00:58:33,370 --> 00:58:35,620
Oh, you mean before things got hard?
1187
00:58:35,670 --> 00:58:37,270
Because things inevitably get hard.
1188
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:40,020
I don't mind things
getting hard, I don't.
1189
00:58:40,070 --> 00:58:42,620
Personally I don't mind
things getting hard.
1190
00:58:42,670 --> 00:58:46,603
Frankly, I think you don't
like things getting hard.
1191
00:58:47,940 --> 00:58:50,203
Ask me what I mean by that.
- What do you mean by that?
1192
00:58:50,253 --> 00:58:53,030
What I mean by that
is that when I started
1193
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,412
trying to do things, when I
started trying to take control
1194
00:58:55,462 --> 00:58:56,245
a little bit,
1195
00:58:56,295 --> 00:59:00,960
when I started like attempting
to do responsible shit
1196
00:59:01,010 --> 00:59:02,820
that is fucking challenging for me,
1197
00:59:02,870 --> 00:59:07,470
that I was I was lobbed off at
every turn. I was taken off..
1198
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,710
I was taken out at the fucking knees
1199
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:12,030
every time I did something
that you were afraid
1200
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,310
was gonna go wrong. And that
by the way is not to say
1201
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:15,980
that maybe you were correct
1202
00:59:16,030 --> 00:59:17,940
that I would have fucked everything up
1203
00:59:17,990 --> 00:59:19,506
but I gotta fuck up things up a little bit
1204
00:59:19,530 --> 00:59:23,003
if I'm gonna figure out
how to actually do it.
1205
00:59:23,053 --> 00:59:25,918
When was the last time
you made any kind of
1206
00:59:25,968 --> 00:59:27,933
realistic suggestion?
- It's been a long time.
1207
00:59:29,350 --> 00:59:31,373
It's true, I got fucking tired of it.
1208
00:59:37,130 --> 00:59:41,050
I would rather sit around like
a fucking lump leeching off
1209
00:59:41,100 --> 00:59:44,110
of somebody, shitty as that sounds,
1210
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,110
than be constantly scolded, okay?
1211
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,120
I'd rather be a fucking parasite
1212
00:59:49,170 --> 00:59:51,409
than a Goddamn poor abused puppy.
1213
00:59:51,459 --> 00:59:53,220
Well I don't want to date a parasite.
1214
00:59:53,270 --> 00:59:54,346
I don't doubt that you do,
1215
00:59:54,370 --> 00:59:56,700
but if you don't wanna
be dating a fucking puppy
1216
00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:58,560
that you're scolding all the time too
1217
00:59:58,610 --> 01:00:00,500
then it's also true that
you've gotta fucking
1218
01:00:00,550 --> 01:00:03,460
back off a little bit and
let somebody slalom around
1219
01:00:03,510 --> 01:00:05,470
and fuck up and try to figure out
1220
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:06,820
how they can trust themselves.
1221
01:00:06,870 --> 01:00:09,370
That's what you think,
I'm just like a scolding,
1222
01:00:09,420 --> 01:00:10,890
I'm just scolding a puppy?
1223
01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:13,055
Yes, I do think that, okay?
1224
01:00:13,105 --> 01:00:15,000
It doesn't feel particularly good to say
1225
01:00:15,050 --> 01:00:16,080
but I can promise you,
1226
01:00:16,130 --> 01:00:18,303
it feels way worse to be
on the receiving end, okay?
1227
01:00:18,353 --> 01:00:20,250
Why are we
in a relationship then.
1228
01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:23,010
Because things started
off really fucking well.
1229
01:00:23,060 --> 01:00:25,280
But that's not the
relationship we're in right now.
1230
01:00:25,330 --> 01:00:26,906
That's true, that is
not the relationship
1231
01:00:26,930 --> 01:00:27,890
we're in right now.
1232
01:00:27,940 --> 01:00:30,150
I completely agree with that, okay?
1233
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:31,540
And maybe this is what it took
1234
01:00:31,590 --> 01:00:34,317
for this fucking psychobabble
bitch to come around here
1235
01:00:34,367 --> 01:00:37,530
and like, fucking wave her tits around
1236
01:00:37,580 --> 01:00:39,730
and like set some shit in motion
1237
01:00:39,780 --> 01:00:41,780
for you to be honest with me, all right?
1238
01:00:41,830 --> 01:00:43,240
And for me to be honest with you
1239
01:00:43,290 --> 01:00:44,690
and say that it's true,
1240
01:00:44,740 --> 01:00:48,244
like I'm fucking sick of the
way that things have been.
1241
01:00:48,294 --> 01:00:50,480
And I'm sorry that I've been a fuck up.
1242
01:00:50,530 --> 01:00:53,190
I've been a fuck up far
before I met you, all right?
1243
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:55,580
You inspire me to try to fuck up
1244
01:00:55,630 --> 01:00:57,281
in the right way so I can learn something
1245
01:00:57,331 --> 01:00:59,173
about myself, okay?
1246
01:01:02,197 --> 01:01:03,197
Fuck.
1247
01:01:39,901 --> 01:01:40,901
Good job.
1248
01:01:48,707 --> 01:01:52,496
I always feel so much better
after yoga, don't you?
1249
01:01:52,546 --> 01:01:53,786
Yeah.
1250
01:01:56,300 --> 01:01:57,300
What's up?
1251
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,140
It's not working.
1252
01:02:02,190 --> 01:02:03,430
Is that your key?
1253
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:06,230
No, this is the one Libby dropped off.
1254
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:08,320
Do you have your keys with you?
1255
01:02:08,370 --> 01:02:10,612
Yeah, this is the one she dropped off?
1256
01:02:10,662 --> 01:02:11,662
Uh huh.
1257
01:02:16,530 --> 01:02:18,523
She probably just brought the wrong one.
1258
01:02:20,553 --> 01:02:21,336
Yeah.
1259
01:02:21,386 --> 01:02:24,136
Maybe it's broken or something.
1260
01:03:23,735 --> 01:03:26,892
Ssh, it's me, it's just me.
1261
01:03:26,942 --> 01:03:27,942
We need to talk.
1262
01:03:34,050 --> 01:03:35,133
Adam.
1263
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:50,433
Hi.
- Hi.
1264
01:03:51,660 --> 01:03:53,933
Honestly, I'm just
really worried about you.
1265
01:03:55,470 --> 01:03:56,783
I appreciate that Libby.
1266
01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:58,147
Have you told her yet?
1267
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:02,240
I Haven't told her.. Um,
it's the middle of the night.
1268
01:04:02,290 --> 01:04:05,494
Look, you're just, I got
home and I just got to thinking
1269
01:04:05,544 --> 01:04:07,750
like you are so stressed.
1270
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:09,120
Just tell her.
1271
01:04:09,170 --> 01:04:10,310
It's true I'm so stressed.
1272
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:11,840
So stop doing this to yourself.
1273
01:04:11,890 --> 01:04:15,620
The last year you've been back
and forth and back and forth.
1274
01:04:15,670 --> 01:04:18,300
Just tell her, let it go.
1275
01:04:18,350 --> 01:04:19,744
Right?
- Yeah, yeah,
1276
01:04:19,794 --> 01:04:20,627
I think you're probably right.
1277
01:04:20,669 --> 01:04:22,440
I've been hanging on to a lot,
1278
01:04:22,490 --> 01:04:26,830
but y'know, we did hit pause earlier
1279
01:04:27,936 --> 01:04:30,280
so that I could kind of
like get my bearings.
1280
01:04:30,330 --> 01:04:32,560
Yeah, but I could tell
that when you said pause
1281
01:04:32,610 --> 01:04:34,970
it's just a pause, all this craziness.
1282
01:04:35,020 --> 01:04:37,131
I'm trying to help you, right?
1283
01:04:37,181 --> 01:04:37,964
Yeah, I see.
1284
01:04:38,014 --> 01:04:39,816
So if you tell her the
thing you've been wanting
1285
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:41,430
to do for a year,
1286
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:43,866
fucking pull the trigger.
You do this all the time.
1287
01:04:43,916 --> 01:04:45,120
You halfway do shit.
1288
01:04:45,170 --> 01:04:46,500
So just go all the way.
1289
01:04:46,550 --> 01:04:47,580
Tell her, yeah?
- Yeah.
1290
01:04:47,630 --> 01:04:49,580
Like you've been talking about
1291
01:04:49,630 --> 01:04:51,440
like actually follow
through with something.
1292
01:04:51,490 --> 01:04:53,290
- Yes.
- Okay, great.
1293
01:04:53,340 --> 01:04:54,699
So tell her, I'm here.
1294
01:04:54,749 --> 01:04:55,532
We can tell her.
1295
01:04:55,582 --> 01:04:59,840
Okay, true Libby but
I think, I think though,
1296
01:04:59,890 --> 01:05:03,130
breaking in to the place
in the middle of the night,
1297
01:05:03,180 --> 01:05:05,506
just that's gonna set things
off on the wrong foot with her.
1298
01:05:05,530 --> 01:05:07,570
I think she's not gonna hear that well,
1299
01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:08,411
she might call the police.
1300
01:05:08,453 --> 01:05:09,244
We've been together for a year.
1301
01:05:09,286 --> 01:05:10,138
Do you think I can't tell
1302
01:05:10,180 --> 01:05:13,520
when you're just like bullshitting
me or I don't understand.
1303
01:05:13,570 --> 01:05:16,660
Do you think I don't know
your facial expressions or..
1304
01:05:16,710 --> 01:05:17,660
I don't know.
1305
01:05:17,710 --> 01:05:19,580
I'm feeling a lot of complex things,
1306
01:05:19,630 --> 01:05:21,250
so if you have any idea
1307
01:05:21,300 --> 01:05:22,091
what I'm experiencing.
- So the way to make
1308
01:05:22,133 --> 01:05:24,880
the less complex is to just
say chop this side off,
1309
01:05:24,930 --> 01:05:25,713
then I'm not torn.
1310
01:05:25,763 --> 01:05:27,560
Then I'm not between a
rock and a hard place.
1311
01:05:27,610 --> 01:05:30,070
I'm just here in the world, right?
1312
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:30,970
Right.
1313
01:05:31,020 --> 01:05:33,500
Yes, but right now you're
here in our apartment.
1314
01:05:33,550 --> 01:05:34,550
Hi.
1315
01:05:37,450 --> 01:05:38,450
Libby.
1316
01:05:40,660 --> 01:05:44,373
Libby was just breaking into the place.
1317
01:05:46,670 --> 01:05:48,483
Yeah, we've been having sex.
1318
01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:51,770
More than that, right?
1319
01:05:51,820 --> 01:05:55,713
More of a relationship not
but also the sex thing.
1320
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:00,680
What?
1321
01:06:10,610 --> 01:06:14,603
Like this is so confusing.
1322
01:06:16,020 --> 01:06:17,020
God.
1323
01:06:18,650 --> 01:06:23,650
Just in the last
couple days, just like...
1324
01:06:28,730 --> 01:06:30,520
- For like a year.
- Why.
1325
01:06:30,570 --> 01:06:32,000
- For like a year.
- Jesus Christ.
1326
01:06:32,050 --> 01:06:34,208
He's just gonna
bullshit about it, some more, so.
1327
01:06:34,250 --> 01:06:36,387
Why couldn't we have
that fucking conversation
1328
01:06:36,437 --> 01:06:39,773
we had in the kitchen like two years ago?
1329
01:06:43,614 --> 01:06:46,550
God, I knew something needed to happen.
1330
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,983
I didn't know what it was.
1331
01:06:49,830 --> 01:06:51,939
I was feeling so fucking trapped.
1332
01:06:51,989 --> 01:06:54,235
I can't believe this is
fucking happening right now.
1333
01:06:54,285 --> 01:06:55,758
I was feeling so dead inside.
1334
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:57,048
You were feeling dead inside?
1335
01:06:57,098 --> 01:06:58,370
I was feeling so fucking dead inside.
1336
01:06:58,394 --> 01:06:59,416
Tell me about dead inside
1337
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:00,791
you were feeling?
- Very fucking dead.
1338
01:07:00,815 --> 01:07:03,940
Look me in the eye and tell
me how dead you were feeling.
1339
01:07:03,990 --> 01:07:05,310
So fucking.
1340
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:06,143
Wow,
1341
01:07:06,193 --> 01:07:08,110
you were feeling so dead?
- Just like a corpse
1342
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,020
in my spirit.
1343
01:07:10,070 --> 01:07:11,070
I get that.
1344
01:07:11,930 --> 01:07:14,220
I need you to look me in the eyes
1345
01:07:14,270 --> 01:07:16,370
and tell me what the
fucking truth is here.
1346
01:07:16,420 --> 01:07:19,070
'Cause I feel like I'm
going crazy right now.
1347
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:20,937
Okay, the truth is that...
1348
01:07:22,950 --> 01:07:24,070
Don't look at her.
1349
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:25,120
Look at me.
1350
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:28,120
Look at me in the eyes
1351
01:07:28,170 --> 01:07:30,810
and tell me what fuck is going on?
1352
01:07:30,860 --> 01:07:32,437
The truth is that...
1353
01:07:33,948 --> 01:07:34,731
In the eyes.
1354
01:07:34,781 --> 01:07:36,220
The truth is that I was feeling
1355
01:07:36,270 --> 01:07:38,308
fucking suffocated.
- Not that part.
1356
01:07:38,358 --> 01:07:40,190
Not that part.
1357
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:41,590
And I needed to do something.
1358
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:43,670
Not that part, Adam.
1359
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:45,286
I don't care how you were fucking feeling.
1360
01:07:45,310 --> 01:07:47,620
What you mean my fucking feelings,
1361
01:07:47,670 --> 01:07:49,975
You are always wanting to
tell me your fucking feelings.
1362
01:07:50,025 --> 01:07:50,808
You tell me what
1363
01:07:50,858 --> 01:07:52,953
the fuck you were doing?
1364
01:07:53,003 --> 01:07:56,837
- I was trying to fucking...
- Not that part.
1365
01:07:56,887 --> 01:07:58,006
I don't want you to tell me
1366
01:07:58,056 --> 01:08:00,290
about your fucking feelings
about feeling dead.
1367
01:08:00,340 --> 01:08:03,170
I want you to be a fucking man
1368
01:08:03,220 --> 01:08:05,763
and tell me what the fuck you did to her.
1369
01:08:06,980 --> 01:08:07,980
What do you know?
1370
01:08:09,222 --> 01:08:10,340
What do you fucking know?
1371
01:08:10,390 --> 01:08:11,390
Adam?
1372
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:15,280
You look me in the eyes,
1373
01:08:15,330 --> 01:08:19,570
you tell me what the fuck happened?
1374
01:08:19,620 --> 01:08:22,153
Okay, fine, I'm fucking
the bad guy, right?
1375
01:08:24,078 --> 01:08:25,920
I can't believe this, you're turning
1376
01:08:25,970 --> 01:08:27,630
this into you're the victim right now?
1377
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:29,353
You're the victim.
- I'm not the victim.
1378
01:08:29,403 --> 01:08:30,194
I'm the fucking bad guy.
1379
01:08:30,236 --> 01:08:31,893
'Cause you're fucking this slut.
1380
01:08:32,797 --> 01:08:33,797
Oh, God.
1381
01:08:34,780 --> 01:08:36,570
Oh, you're the one who is upset?
1382
01:08:36,620 --> 01:08:38,523
You're upset right now, Adam?
1383
01:08:40,544 --> 01:08:45,544
I can't believe
this is the way it happened,
1384
01:08:45,667 --> 01:08:48,760
I can't believe that you're
the one who is cheating on me.
1385
01:08:48,810 --> 01:08:52,390
I cannot believe that, you fucking loser.
1386
01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:53,730
You fucking loser.
1387
01:08:53,780 --> 01:08:55,980
I wanna know exactly what you did
1388
01:08:56,030 --> 01:08:57,080
to get her into the sack.
1389
01:08:57,130 --> 01:09:00,630
'Cause a year ago you weren't
a sad piece of ass, okay?
1390
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:03,340
At least when I met you,
you had something going on.
1391
01:09:03,390 --> 01:09:04,180
You were fun.
1392
01:09:04,230 --> 01:09:05,180
You were likable.
1393
01:09:05,230 --> 01:09:08,240
You were a depressed loser a year ago.
1394
01:09:08,290 --> 01:09:10,090
Your standards need to
be higher by the way
1395
01:09:10,140 --> 01:09:11,303
you fucking cunt.
1396
01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:17,616
That's it, you can't
even fucking say like,
1397
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:18,760
yeah, I cheated on you.
1398
01:09:18,810 --> 01:09:20,520
Yeah, I fucking cheated on you.
1399
01:09:20,570 --> 01:09:21,660
I did it, okay?
1400
01:09:21,710 --> 01:09:22,493
It's true.
1401
01:09:22,543 --> 01:09:25,710
A year ago, I was a sad
fucking loser, okay?
1402
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:27,344
I was fucking dead inside.
1403
01:09:27,394 --> 01:09:29,064
That's true, I know you don't give a shit.
1404
01:09:29,088 --> 01:09:32,430
You let me fucking pay for
everything for the next year.
1405
01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:35,580
Pay for your photography,
studio, for all your equipment.
1406
01:09:35,630 --> 01:09:36,800
You let me pay for the car
1407
01:09:36,850 --> 01:09:38,740
pay for the rent, buy
your fucking clothes.
1408
01:09:38,790 --> 01:09:41,149
While you out there fucking this bitch,
1409
01:09:41,199 --> 01:09:42,439
I can't fucking believe it.
1410
01:09:42,489 --> 01:09:46,240
I didn't fucking like it, I
didn't fucking like any of it.
1411
01:09:46,290 --> 01:09:47,920
You didn't like it, you were just like,
1412
01:09:47,970 --> 01:09:50,540
oh, you weren't liking it at all?
1413
01:09:50,590 --> 01:09:51,860
- That is not.
- Fuck you.
1414
01:09:51,910 --> 01:09:52,910
You know what?
1415
01:09:54,330 --> 01:09:57,723
This is actually a
really great segue, okay?
1416
01:09:58,990 --> 01:10:02,623
You are gonna be out of
this apartment by tonight.
1417
01:10:04,980 --> 01:10:06,786
I don't even think you need
to take anything with you.
1418
01:10:06,810 --> 01:10:08,050
'Cause I've bought all of it.
1419
01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:09,333
It is all mine.
1420
01:10:10,450 --> 01:10:11,450
Okay?
1421
01:10:12,780 --> 01:10:14,310
Libby, I don't care
1422
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:17,290
what the fuck you do with
your fucking fucked up life.
1423
01:10:17,340 --> 01:10:18,160
You psycho bitch.
1424
01:10:18,210 --> 01:10:20,710
I can't believe that you came into my..
1425
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:22,210
Don't you fucking look at me.
1426
01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:25,773
Oh my God.
1427
01:10:31,590 --> 01:10:32,963
You two enjoy each other.
1428
01:10:38,690 --> 01:10:39,690
Fuck.
1429
01:10:49,369 --> 01:10:50,369
I did it.
1430
01:10:57,578 --> 01:10:58,578
Yeah.
1431
01:11:05,695 --> 01:11:10,543
♪ I face the fact ♪
1432
01:11:10,593 --> 01:11:13,619
♪ That your face is the last ♪
1433
01:11:13,669 --> 01:11:18,669
♪ Thing I see, at night ♪
1434
01:11:22,688 --> 01:11:27,688
♪ And I want you so bad ♪
1435
01:11:28,971 --> 01:11:33,370
♪ I nah nah want you ♪
1436
01:11:33,420 --> 01:11:38,420
♪ 'Cause you tell me ♪
1437
01:11:38,667 --> 01:11:43,263
♪ How to be ♪
1438
01:11:43,313 --> 01:11:48,313
♪ And you've got sass ♪
1439
01:11:49,086 --> 01:11:53,810
♪ You're so sassy ♪
1440
01:11:53,860 --> 01:11:58,845
♪ So don't ask me ♪
1441
01:11:58,887 --> 01:12:03,887
♪ How many people have been you before ♪
1442
01:12:08,983 --> 01:12:11,534
♪ 'Cause I know ♪
1443
01:12:11,584 --> 01:12:16,584
♪ It don't matter anymore ♪
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