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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Ooh. Now I've got
Park Place and Boardwalk.
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This game's just like life.
I am the richest of all.
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Jackie, I've got $970 here.
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It's all yours
if you'll just go away!
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Relax, Forman. It's better than
having Laurie down here.
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She's like
a big, cancerous tumor.
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And Jackie, you know,
she's like a tiny, benign cyst.
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Thank you, Hyde.
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Here. Buy yourself a hotel.
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Why are you giving him money?
I'm the one in jail.
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Plus, Hyde punched me in the arm.
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Why can't we start over?
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- Because...
- Ay!
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And don't try tipping over
the board again either.
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Next time we go hiking,
make sure you bring a blanket.
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I think I have
a twig in my shorts.
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What a coincidence. So does Kelso.
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Burn!
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Okay. Okay. Nice burn. Hi, Jackie.
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Oh, look. It's Michael
and his community chest.
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Nice.
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So, Michael, when you come over
for dinner tonight...
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don't wear that stupid unicorn tie.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Jackie.
Was that a gift?
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Oh, yeah?
Well, were those shoes a gift?
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'Cause they're ugly.
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What are you
even doing here anyways?
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Shouldn't you be off
playing with ribbons and ponies?
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Well, shouldn't you be off...
being a bitch?
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Ooh, I made the little girl
say a bad word.
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See you tonight.
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Whoops.
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Laurie makes me so mad.
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I just wanna rip out her hair, show it to her
and hope it doesn't grow back.
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I hate her.
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Jackie, that's what she wants.
She feeds on your anger, man.
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It only makes her stronger.
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Well, then what am I
supposed to do?
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If you really want to get under her skin,
you have to be Zen.
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Zen? Okay, you can't just
make up words, Hyde.
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No, man. Zen.
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At peace. Aloof. Zen.
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Oh.
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Okay, then. Hyde, will you
teach me how to be Zen?
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You can't just teach someone
to be Zen, Jackie.
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You can only learn to be Zen.
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Okay. I don't understand.
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Exactly.
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And that's your first lesson.
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Huh?
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Jackie, if you wanna be my student, you need
to follow my instructions without question.
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Okay. Okay.
See? I can do that.
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Okay. First thing...
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finish polishing my boots.
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- Okay, Hyde, how's that gonna help me...
- What?
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Okay.
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You'll make a fine student.
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Shine, grasshopper, shine.
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Kelso, man, you're not seriously
coming to dinner tonight, are you?
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Why shouldn't I? You know, Jackie broke up
with me, and I needed a girlfriend...
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and Laurie's it.
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Plus, I need to eat,
so I'm coming to dinner.
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God, Kelso.
You're lame and you're sad.
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But if you go to dinner with Red,
you're gonna get your just deserts.
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I don't really care what they serve.
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I just wanna be there
for Laurie, you know?
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Hope it's pie.
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Oh, Kelso. It's gonna be so bad.
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- Can I come to dinner tonight?
- No.
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Look, Red loves Laurie, right?
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And Laurie likes me.
Therefore, Red has to like me.
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I mean, what father wouldn't like the guy
who's nailing his daughter?
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Oh, Laurie, you can't bring Michael
to dinner. Are you out of your mind?
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Mom, I'm an adult,
and this is my choice.
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No, if you were really an adult,
you'd try to meet someone with a future...
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instead of Michael, who,
bless his heart...
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is probably gonna end up
ripping tickets at the Tilt-A-Whirl.
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Well, he could invent something.
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- Yeah, I guess I'm lazy.
- Uh-huh.
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And, Laurie, have you given any thought as to
what you're gonna say to your father...
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when he finds out?
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"He's my boyfriend, Daddy,
and we love each other...
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and you can't stop us
from being together!"
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What do you think?
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Laurie, I absolutely forbid you
to bring that boy to dinner.
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Sometimes I hate you!
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Well, that is just too bad
because I love you.
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Because I have to.
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- Whatever!
- No. More aloofness.
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Whatever.
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I'm not believing you.
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Hyde, when are we
going to move on?
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I have been saying
"whatever" for half an hour.
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You can say very much
by saying very little, small grasshopper.
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Pretend you're Laurie and insult me.
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Okay.
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Hey, hi. You're stupid.
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- Whatever.
- Wow. That was great.
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Yeah.
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Now, another part of this
is ambiguity. Say it with me.
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Ambiguity.
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Very good. See, you don't want people
to know exactly what you mean.
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Here. Ask me if I want to
go to a movie tonight.
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Okay. Hi, would you like
to go to a movie tonight?
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That's cool.
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See, you don't know if I mean, "That's cool.
I'll go." or "That's cool. No, thanks."
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- And that's cool?
- Whatever.
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Oh, my God!
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I am so sorry I got impatient.
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That's cool.
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Hey, guys.
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So, Jackie, Eric won't invite me
to dinner tonight...
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so do you wanna, like,
go to the mall or something?
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That's cool.
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Wait. What do you mean?
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Oh, my God! It worked!
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I mean, whatever.
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- Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
- What?
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You guys started eating without me?
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That is so rude.
I'm just kidding.
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Well, Eric, you must've forgotten to mention
you invited Michael to dinner tonight.
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Oh, right. Yeah, I guess I did.
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Oh, and there are my chocolates. The
chocolates that I asked you to bring over to me.
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Ooh, Fanny Farmer.
My favorite.
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No. No.
See, those are for Laurie.
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Kelso, what the hell
are you doing here?
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Dad! Uh, nougat?
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Don't worry, Red.
I got something for you too. Huh?
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- Five beers?
- Uh, yeah. They were all out of six-packs.
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Weird, huh?
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Let me help you out
with that there, Red.
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- Are you taking a beer?
- Hey, focus, man. He's dating your daughter.
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Laurie, what's going on?
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He's my boyfriend, Daddy.
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And he loves me.
And... he's good to me.
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And we're... happy together.
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Kelso, you have five seconds...
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to get as far away from me as possible.
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But, Red, what about
our unspoken bond?
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One. Two.
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I'll call you.
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Beer, Red?
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And the rest of dinner...
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was eaten in complete silence.
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The only sound was the dull throbbing
of that vein in Red's giant, shiny head.
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Boy, I'm glad I'm not Kelso.
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Sure he's had sex a lot
and I am still a virgin...
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but... I wish I was Kelso.
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No, you don't, Fez.
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Being Kelso is like knowing the truth behind
all the deception in society...
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but not being able to convince any of your
fellow suburban clones anything's wrong, man.
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No, wait. That's me.
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Man, I just totally forgot
why I was laughing.
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Isn't that funny?
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Okay. No more for
the cheerleader, okay?
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Jackie, you seem different.
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I don't know if it's your hair,
your outfit, or your red, puffy eyes.
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She's Zen, man.
I've taken her under my wing.
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I'm running a dojo of coolness.
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Jackie, demonstrate.
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Oogly-googly. Oogly.
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Yeah. It's her first day.
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Kitty, I don't want our daughter
dating that kettlehead.
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Well, maybe it's just a phase.
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No. He's been a kettlehead since...
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No, no. I meant Laurie.
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This is how it starts, you know.
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First they're dating and having fun...
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and then the next thing you know, they're
prying the money to pay for a wedding...
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from my cold, dead hands.
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Oh, honey.
They're not gonna get married.
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He'll leave her when she gets pregnant.
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Oh. Okay.
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I see Mr. Smiley isn't in town today.
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I expected more from her.
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What the hell is she doing with some
high school kid? She went to college.
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- Well, she did flunk out.
- Oh, Kitty.
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I can see how their future
is gonna turn out, and it's not good.
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More mashed potatoes, Red?
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Why, thank you,
Servitron 2000.
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Well, it's cold.
Damn foreign robots.
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Oh, it's so nice to have dinner
with the family like this.
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Yeah, it's a good thing we found
a babysitting droid for the quintuplets.
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So, Michael,
how's the job hunt going?
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Great. They had a real short line at
the unemployment office...
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so I got home in time to catch the end of
The Space Price Is Right.
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You know, times are tough
for me and Kelso right now.
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You'll help us, won't you, Daddy?
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I'll always be there for you, honey.
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I think she means financially, Red.
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I know what she means...
annoying kettlehead.
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You're giving us
more money, right, dude?
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- Yes, damn it!
- All right. All right.
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Hey, Laurie, I think
it's time for our "nap."
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All right. That's it!
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I've got to go to Saturn
on business for a week.
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And when I get back, you better have a job,
or it's off to the asteroid mines for you.
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Don't forget your briefcase, Red.
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Thank you, Servitron 2000.
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Now...
Roll back the roof, 'cause I gotta go.
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Jet pack, blast off.
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Red. Red.
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That's it.
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I'm just gonna tell her
that she can't see him anymore.
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No, no.
You can't do that, Red.
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In fact, the more we fight it, the more
she's gonna wanna be with... kettlehead.
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At this rate...
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I'm gonna have a heart attack
before I even get my jet pack.
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You know, I missed you guys.
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Yeah, this place just isn't the same
when I'm not around.
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Oh, hey. You guys wanna hear
a really funny story?
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I was just upstairs,
and Red was yelling at me about you.
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And, uh, then I said,
"What are you doing yelling at me?
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Kelso's right downstairs.
In fact, I'll go get him for you," I said.
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Say, that is a funny story.
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I don't care. I'll go talk to Red.
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He was really mean to me,
and here I'd brought him a five-pack.
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So I hope he's ready to apologize.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, that's it.
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If there's one thing
Red's about, it's forgiveness.
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No, he's not.
He's the opposite of that.
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Oh, wait. I get you.
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Funny.
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Wait, uh...
Red, can't we leave that open?
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Have a seat, Kelso.
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You know, I've been thinking
a lot about your relationship...
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with my only daughter.
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She's a gem.
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Shut up.
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Kitty says if the two of you wanna see each
other, there's nothing I can do about it.
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But she's wrong,
'cause I could kill ya.
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That's a joke, Kelso. You should laugh
when I make a joke.
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Hey, good one, Red.
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See, you're making me think that I should
take a personal interest in you...
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and you don't want that.
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Take Eric, for example.
I have a personal interest in him.
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- Oh, God.
- There you go.
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What you wanna do here
is fly in under my radar...
240
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so that if I never see
you and Laurie together...
241
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or hear your name mentioned in the same
breath, I might just forget that you even exist.
242
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- Got it?
- Yeah.
243
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,251
Okay, so you mean if-if me and Laurie...
244
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Oh, now, see? You just mentioned
my daughter's name.
245
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I'm sorry. Okay.
246
00:18:39,726 --> 00:18:43,389
Uh, if Kelso and your daughter...
247
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No, no, no. See... No, that's, uh...
that's not gonna work either.
248
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Well, this is hard, Red.
249
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Yeah, well, you're gonna be here till
you get it right, Kelso.
250
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Well, okay, Red, but eventually,
my parents are gonna come looking for me.
251
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Yeah, but they're not gonna find you.
252
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Oh, that's another joke.
Come on. Laugh, Kelso.
253
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Oh, you again. What happened, did they
let out kindergarten early today?
254
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Whatever.
255
00:19:30,877 --> 00:19:34,677
Jackie, don't you have a lame comeback
saved for just this very occasion?
256
00:19:34,747 --> 00:19:37,079
That's cool.
257
00:19:39,018 --> 00:19:42,215
Oh, so now you're little Miss Cool, huh?
258
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Whatever.
259
00:19:45,091 --> 00:19:49,084
Well, if you're really
as cool as you think you are...
260
00:19:49,162 --> 00:19:52,654
you would've been able to
hold on to your one, true love.
261
00:19:52,732 --> 00:19:58,227
But you couldn't could you?
Loser. Oh, well.
262
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Catfight!
263
00:20:16,356 --> 00:20:19,348
You guys, stop it!
264
00:20:19,425 --> 00:20:22,519
Ow! You bit me.
Jackie, hit her in the eye!
265
00:20:22,595 --> 00:20:24,495
- Oh!
- Ow, my eye!
266
00:20:24,564 --> 00:20:28,523
Oh, I know. We can pour water on them,
and then we can see through their shirts.
267
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Bitch!
268
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You kicked her ass, man.
269
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:47,212
Yeah. Yeah.
Whatever.
270
00:20:48,388 --> 00:20:50,879
Oh, my gosh. I am so turned on.
271
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I can't believe Laurie bit me.
272
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I hope she didn't
give me, like, slut rabies.
273
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Jackie, you're my hero.
274
00:21:06,205 --> 00:21:09,038
You hit her in the eye.
275
00:21:09,108 --> 00:21:12,134
Yeah, but I guess
it wasn't very Zen of me, was it, Hyde?
276
00:21:12,211 --> 00:21:16,375
Well, where Zen ends,
ass-kicking begins.
277
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That's your final lesson, grasshopper.
278
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Hey, man.
279
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Let's do that thing
where we all sit in the circle again.
280
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Oh. One step ahead of you.
281
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:42,540
The fact that you actually went into
the garage with Red, that's so brave.
282
00:21:42,608 --> 00:21:47,443
Yeah. I guess we both had to
fight for our love, baby.
283
00:21:49,348 --> 00:21:51,339
I'm coming in
the living room now.
284
00:21:57,757 --> 00:22:00,419
Well, hi there, kitten.
285
00:22:04,697 --> 00:22:07,131
Hi, Daddy.
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