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Okay, here we go.
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Right hand, blue.
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Fez, you can't play
Twister by yourself.
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That's where you're
wrong, my friend.
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Right leg, green.
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Oh, that's gonna be tough.
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Hey, Fez, man,
the circus called.
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They said they'll pay you 50 bucks
a week if you can kiss your own ass.
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Take a message.
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I have the greatest
news in the world.
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How the hell
are you doing that?
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I'm double-jointed.
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Super. My parents are renewing
their wedding vows.
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Wait. So double-dating degenerates
and skeezy bar hags just lost its appeal?
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You'd be amazed how fast skeezy
bar hags lose their appeal.
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But, then, like two beers later,
it all comes roaring back.
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No, finally the insanity is over.
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I'm really happy about this, Eric,
and you should be too.
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My parents have been driving me nuts,
and I've probably been a little moody lately.
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No. God, you haven't been moody.
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Oh, this is great. Jackie's
gonna get wedding fever.
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Man, all I'm gonna hear is "Michael, at our
wedding, don't shove cake in my face"...
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and "You better know how to dance"...
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and "There will not be a trampoline."
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A wedding without a trampoline.
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That's crazy talk.
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Yeah, it'd be like a funeral
without a dunk tank.
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Yeah, you know, she even knows
what kind of china pattern she wants...
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pink and purple with unicorns.
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Who wants to see a unicorn
when they're eatin' pie?
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Left leg, yellow.
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- Would someone please help me get my pants off?
- No!
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Quit it.
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Are you sure you have to help your
parents with their wedding vows?
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Yes. Quit it.
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I got a vow.
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I vow to kiss you so hard...
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your pretty little red head pops off.
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No, I could make that happen.
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Quit it.
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Donna, I'm sorry.
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Pinning me only makes it sexier.
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Hey, kids.
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Hey, Donna! Get off of me!
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Hello.
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Huh. So, uh, what's up?
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Well, your mom and I
have been talking.
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We have a few ideas
about the vows.
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First of all, a wedding is
a nice way to spend the day.
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Write that down.
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"Spending the day with your mom
is nice." That's my first vow.
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- I don't think that's a vow.
- Yes, it is.
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Okay, uh, Mom, why do you
want to get remarried?
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Well, when your dad
and I were in the attic...
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we figured out I still fit
in my wedding dress.
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That's good too.
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"Midge, you're as thin today
as the day I married you."
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That's a nice vow.
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Write.
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So both the ceremony and reception
will be completely green and gold.
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In honor of the Packers.
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That's classy, Bob.
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And, Red, since you and I have a special
bond, I'd like you to be my best man.
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- Really?
- Yep.
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Well, uh, I don't know, Bob.
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Oh, I think
that is just lovely.
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Fine. Uh, I'd love
to be your best man.
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And, Kitty, since you
and Midge are so close...
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she'd like to ask you
a special favor.
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Oh, Bob, I would be
honored to be Midge's...
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She'd like you to bring chairs.
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Chair bringer.
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Oh, Steven, how'd you like to be
our wedding photographer?
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- Nope. I like to party at parties.
- I'll give you 10 bucks.
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Twenty, plus a meatball sub.
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- Deal.
- Deal.
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Well, I gotta go pick up
my green and gold tux.
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It's a special order. Guy looked
at me like I was an idiot.
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Yeah, that was the look.
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Well, can you beat that?
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Midge and I are much better
friends than you and Bob.
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Well, men's friendships...
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All of my life I have wanted
to be a bridesmaid.
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None of my friends have ever
asked me to be a bridesmaid.
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That's 'cause you're too pretty.
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Oh, can it.
That's not gonna work.
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I am gonna be a bridesmaid.
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Hey, wanna be the best man?
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I'm sorry, man.
I must've lost your film.
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Are you sure
it was this hut?
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Hey, man. All right,
check this out, okay?
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A friend of mine is having
a wedding this weekend...
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and I told him that
I'd be the photographer.
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Oh, cool, man.
I remember my wedding.
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It was magical, man.
Chicks and booze everywhere.
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And I'd be willing to miss all that chicky,
boozy fun to take pictures, you know?
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But, Leo, man, I got a problem.
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I can't see through the viewfinder,
because I have a glass eye.
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How come your eye
doesn't look like glass, man?
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Well, that's 'cause it's
special space-age glass.
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Whoa! Your eye was in space?
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That's awesome, man!
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Okay.
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So here's the deal, all right?
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Job pays 10 bucks
and half a meatball sub...
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so I'm missin' out
on a pretty sweet deal here.
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Damn you, glass eye!
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Well, hey, I could use
the 10 bucks, man.
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And a half a meatball sub.
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If only I had a camera.
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Whoa!
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Hey, it's all comin' together, man!
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Why do we have to get all dressed up
for this stupid rehearsal dinner?
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Because my mom said so.
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And we don't argue
with Mommy.
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Okay, so Jackie hasn't made me
read a single bride's magazine.
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I'm tellin' you, man.
Ever since I set her house on fire...
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she's been actin' really weird.
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Hey, you know, when I'm tryin' to get in good
with Donna, you know what works for me?
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I don't set her house on fire! Yeah.
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Oh, sure.
Hindsight's 20/20.
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Here, loser.
Mom wants you to put this on.
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Hey, Laurie.
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Where have you been,
you idiot?
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Oh, well, Jackie was...
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I told you never
to say that name to me.
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We have a relationship.
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- See, that's true, so...
- Shut up.
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Jackie, hear me now.
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I am not helping with
any of the wedding stuff.
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Good.
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Oh, nice try, Jackie, but the reverse
psychology's not gonna work on me.
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My mind's too powerful.
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Whatever.
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Okay.
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No, wait.
Jackie, that's confusing!
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I'm not chasing after you!
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Oh, Kitty, would you like
to meet the bridesmaids?
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Oh, Bob, would I like
to be a bridesmaid?
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No, would you like to meet
the bridesmaids?
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Oh, whatever. Fine.
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Uh, Kitty, this is
Barbara, Honor and Holly.
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- Hi.
- Holly's the maid of honor.
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Which is ironic that Honor
is not the maid of honor.
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- I am so gonna get you.
- Shut up.
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For God's sake,
don't do this now.
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- You shut up!
- You shut up!
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I didn't fly in
from Istanbul for this.
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Well, um... Well, that
is just a lovely dress.
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Where do the batteries go?
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Drink up!
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Okay, Red, you're the best man.
You make the toast.
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I would, but I'm not from Istanbul.
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Oh, fine.
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Excuse me.
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Hello?
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Listen up, you bastards!
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I'm sorry about the, uh...
the "bastards" thing.
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Anyway, ahem, I'd like
to make a special toast...
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to two very special people...
Bob and Midge.
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Aw!
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Bob and Midge.
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Bobby and Midgie.
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- Here's to Bob and Midge.
- Yea!
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Mmm.
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Aw!
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- Red, that was a lovely toast.
- Well, thanks.
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Kitty, I have another
big favor to ask.
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Uh-huh.
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At the ceremony,
I'm wearing something old...
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something new,
something borrowed...
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and I wondered if you had
something blue I could borrow.
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No, but I have something sharp
and rusty I'd love to give you.
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Um, Dad, can I talk
to you for a second?
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I've been trying to work what
we talked about into your vows...
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but I'm having a little trouble.
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You put in that thing
about your mom staying thin?
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- Yeah.
- So what's the problem?
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Well, Dad, it just
doesn't seem very...
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Hey, there's nothin' in there
about me bein' thin, is there?
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'Cause I can't get
enough of these wienies.
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I can't believe this.
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Hey, good-lookin'.
Have a cocktail wienie?
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Leave me alone.
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What? That's not a metaphor.
Look. Cocktail wienies.
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My God!
Can you believe it?
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I know. It's unbelievable.
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These are wedding vows, Eric. Vows.
They're supposed to mean something.
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Well, yeah, that's what I said,
and I was told to shut up.
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- Shut up. What is this?
- Scotch and soda.
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Ugh! That's not scotch.
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You're right.
It's a Shirley Temple.
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I just didn't want to say that 'cause it sounded
like something Kristy McNichol would drink.
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God! Their marriage almost ended...
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they put me through hell...
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and now that they're getting back together,
it's like it doesn't even mean anything.
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How am I supposed to write about love when
they are the worst example in the entire world?
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No, no. Okay, look. They
may not be the best example...
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but they do love each other.
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They just can't express it.
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Or really any thoughts more
complex than "I'm hungry."
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But the important thing is
that they really do love each other.
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Yeah, I guess they do.
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They do.
You know they do.
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And that's why they need you
to say what they can't say.
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Because, despite your bimbo-like
good looks, you're very smart.
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Look, write the vows
that you would write.
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And, Donna, I know...
I know it'll be great.
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Okay. Thanks.
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Oh, hey, Fez. Uh, if anybody asks,
this is a glass eye.
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What?
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Hey, Leo, man. You all set?
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Totally, man. I got everything.
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Great. Where's the camera?
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I got everything but the camera.
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Or the film.
Or the flashcubes.
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I got nothin', man.
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Leo, man, the Fotohut
is loaded with that stuff.
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I know. It's ironic, isn't it?
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And yet not surprising.
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Hey, I'm Leo.
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And I'm also a Leo.
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Think about it.
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Yeah. Wow. I'm Holly,
and I think that's deep.
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Boy, this wedding's gonna be pretty
lame without a trampoline, huh?
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Whatever.
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All right, Jackie. If you're mad at me,
well, then use your mad voice.
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And if you're not, then, lady, you'd
better start chewin' my ear off like usual.
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Look, Michael, I'm not mad, okay?
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Could you be any more annoying?
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Yes!
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Oh, Kitty, it's a disaster.
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The ceremony's starting,
and I can't find Holly.
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Well, I'm sure
she's here somewhere.
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I bet if we listen real hard,
we can hear her dress.
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All right, sweetie.
I'll help you look.
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Holly!
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh. Have you ever seen
a girl do this before?
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Uh, once in Amsterdam.
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I love photography, man.
242
00:16:23,932 --> 00:16:27,368
Oh, my. Midge?
243
00:16:29,104 --> 00:16:32,164
Sweetie, now I just, um...
244
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,038
I just... I don't have
a good feeling about this.
245
00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:38,477
- What am I gonna do?
- You don't worry about that. You go back inside.
246
00:16:38,546 --> 00:16:41,208
- Oh, thank you, Kitty.
- You're welcome.
247
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,534
I win.
248
00:17:06,274 --> 00:17:09,243
Jackie, this is for you.
249
00:17:17,719 --> 00:17:19,653
Oh, my God!
250
00:17:19,721 --> 00:17:22,519
Pink and purple with a unicorn.
You remembered!
251
00:17:22,590 --> 00:17:24,524
Of course I remembered.
252
00:17:24,592 --> 00:17:28,028
I remember everything you tell me,
even when you think I don't.
253
00:17:28,096 --> 00:17:32,123
Really? What's my favorite season?
254
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,293
- Fall.
- Why?
255
00:17:34,369 --> 00:17:37,805
Uh, the outfits flatter
your chestnut eyes.
256
00:17:37,872 --> 00:17:39,999
And?
257
00:17:40,074 --> 00:17:43,976
Slimming lines and dark colors.
258
00:17:44,045 --> 00:17:46,377
Oh, my God! Michael!
259
00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:49,042
When you started acting
like an immature jerk...
260
00:17:49,117 --> 00:17:51,085
I started having doubts about us.
261
00:17:51,152 --> 00:17:55,145
But now this purple and pink unicorn
candy dish proves you're a grown-up.
262
00:18:17,312 --> 00:18:19,507
I'm a bridesmaid.
263
00:18:26,387 --> 00:18:30,448
First of all, Midge and I would like
to thank everyone for coming.
264
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It really means a lot to us.
265
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:35,356
The vows we're exchanging were
written by our daughter, Donna...
266
00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:38,422
whom we love very much.
267
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:43,702
"Midgie, I consider it a privilege
to be your husband."
268
00:18:43,771 --> 00:18:45,796
Donna, I actually feel that way.
269
00:18:47,675 --> 00:18:52,044
"Bob, I'm proud and very grateful
to be your wife."
270
00:18:52,113 --> 00:18:55,207
"We've known each other
since we were practically kids."
271
00:18:55,283 --> 00:18:57,444
"So we know all the good stuff."
272
00:18:57,519 --> 00:19:00,682
"And all the not-so-good
stuff about each other."
273
00:19:00,755 --> 00:19:04,156
"I can't imagine feeling about
anyone else the way I feel about you."
274
00:19:04,225 --> 00:19:08,321
"Because I love you.
I always loved you.
275
00:19:08,396 --> 00:19:10,990
And I want to make you a promise."
276
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"No matter what happens."
277
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:15,001
"Good or bad."
278
00:19:15,069 --> 00:19:17,162
"I will always love you."
279
00:19:19,707 --> 00:19:21,868
Oh!
280
00:19:36,224 --> 00:19:39,216
- Okay, Donna, wait.
- What?
281
00:19:39,294 --> 00:19:42,024
Well, first you drag me
away from the wedding...
282
00:19:42,096 --> 00:19:44,462
and then you kiss me
all the way over here...
283
00:19:44,532 --> 00:19:47,228
and then you pull me upstairs
and shove me into my bedroom...
284
00:19:47,302 --> 00:19:49,497
and put your hands
all over my body.
285
00:19:49,571 --> 00:19:52,369
I just... I'm sorry.
I'm confused.
286
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,374
Huh.
287
00:19:54,442 --> 00:19:58,845
If only there were a way to make my
feelings clear with some sort of action.
288
00:20:03,084 --> 00:20:06,576
Yeah. Huh. Okay,
that's, uh, extremely funny.
289
00:20:06,654 --> 00:20:11,557
But, uh, every time
this starts happening...
290
00:20:11,626 --> 00:20:14,891
it winds up not happening...
291
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:19,900
and then you skip home,
tra-la-la-la-la.
292
00:20:23,471 --> 00:20:26,099
I know. I know.
And I'm sorry.
293
00:20:26,174 --> 00:20:28,768
It's just, you know,
before now I wasn't ready.
294
00:20:28,843 --> 00:20:31,607
Yeah, and I understand that,
Donna. It's just that...
295
00:20:31,679 --> 00:20:34,113
Wait. Wait. Go back.
296
00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:38,744
I wasn't ready before now.
297
00:20:40,321 --> 00:20:44,917
Before now like...
right now?
298
00:20:46,227 --> 00:20:48,752
Eric, when I had to write
those vows...
299
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,764
I had to think about love.
300
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:54,768
When I thought about love,
I thought about you.
301
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:58,272
I love you, Eric,
and I want to be with you.
302
00:20:59,507 --> 00:21:03,500
God, Donna, I... love you.
303
00:21:09,317 --> 00:21:13,549
Are you sure sure?
304
00:21:14,789 --> 00:21:16,723
Yes, yes.
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