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Oh, Rerun's not smart.
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What's Happening?
I'll tell you what's happening. Hilarity.
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Yeah, no kidding. "Hey, hey, hey!"
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That's just funny, man!
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Hey, hey, can you guys
keep it down a bit, please?
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Hyde, there's lipstick on your chin.
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Hyde, why you putting lipstick on your chin?
It's for your lips.
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Hey, maybe he's got a girl back there.
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So, Hyde, who's the lucky lady?
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I never kiss and tell.
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It's Kat Peterson.
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Yeah, right. You're in your bedroom
with the most popular girl in school.
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Yeah, what happened to Farrah Fawcett?
Did her car break down?
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Look, just keep it down, all right?
You're killing the mood.
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Hyde, there's no mood
because there's no one back there.
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Hey, Michael. Okay, so we're all set
for our big dinner party!
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Oh, yea. The big dinner party.
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So here.
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"You and a guest are cordially invited
for an evening...
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of cocktails, dinner and TV."
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The attire is semiformal casual.
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Ah, finally I can wear my tuxedo T-shirt.
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Uh, sorry, Fez.
I forgot to invite you and Hyde.
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But it's never too late.
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Okay, bye!
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Don't worry, Fez.
I'm sure you and Hyde can come.
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No, Michael, they can't.
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Okay, I get it. They can't come.
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Come with me.
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No!
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Okay, I'll give you a hundred bucks
if you don't make me go to this party.
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- Show me the hundred.
- Damn!
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Well, the party's tomorrow night...
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so I better go home
and start putting on cologne now.
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So, that was fun.
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Nah, Disneyland's fun.
That was nasty.
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Oh, my God, Hyde.
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Kat Peterson. Nice.
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Yep, she's slummin' it.
I'm lovin' it.
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Red, honey, would you go to Bob
and Midge's and get my casserole dish?
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I'm making Tuna Surprise tonight.
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Well, now that I know,
you've ruined the surprise.
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It's for Scrabble night.
Bob and Midge love Tuna Surprise.
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Yeah, but I don't love Bob and Midge.
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I have to invite them over.
They keep inviting us.
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That's because
you keep inviting them.
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Somebody's gotta break the chain
or it'll go on forever.
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Red, they're the only friends we have
since you made Phyllis cry.
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I didn't say anything
about Phyllis's weight...
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that the whole room didn't already know.
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Donna, I'm gonna have
dinner parties all the time...
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when I'm
Mrs. Michael Kelso, Esquire.
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- Just think about it.
- Do I have to?
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Oh, shh.
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So they sprinkled moon dust
in your hair
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And golden starlight
in your eyes of blue
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- They're brown.
- I know!
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Oh, Kelso, you little so-and-so.
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I'd nary a notion
of your songbird ways...
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having thought you merely
a captain of industry...
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and a king among men.
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My word.
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Cease your fawning
and let us discuss the fox hunt.
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But first, I crave a French pastry.
Where's the help?
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Apologies, good sire.
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I was in the stables
brushing the horses...
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secretly entertaining notions
of a sensual tryst...
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with the lady.
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Top drawer! Top... drawer.
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Ah! Top drawer.
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Hello.
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Oh. Oh, hey, Bob.
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Oh, hi, Red.
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Stop it!
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You know what might make
this party a little more fun?
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Sweet death.
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Hyde?
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Fez?
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Michael!
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Oh, good.
It's Hyde, Fez and Michael.
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- Hello, fellas. What's to eat?
- Ahh.
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Are these melon balls for anyone?
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Why are they here?
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I invited them because
you're always discussing manners...
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and I wanted to be mannerly.
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- He's mannerly.
- Hey, Chuck.
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Oh, no. Chuck's here.
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Why, Michael?
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Why would you invite all these people?
Why would you do this?
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Well, I was thinking that if
a party of 10 people was fun...
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that a party of 30 people
would be twice as much fun.
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Michael,
I didn't want twice as much fun.
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I wanted a small, classy party.
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Just 'cause there's a couple more people
doesn't mean it can't still be classy.
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Hey, everybody!
I'm takin' off my pants!
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No hair?
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None. Well, a little.
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Well, what are we talking
about here, Red?
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Is it like Ed Asner bald
or Charlie Brown bald?
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Geez, Kitty, I don't know.
I barely looked.
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Okay, I need a visual aid.
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It was so uncomfortable.
I mean, a toupee is a pretty big lie.
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Okay. Here.
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Show me on Wooly Willy.
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- Okay?
- Uh-huh. Okay. Uh-huh.
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Really?
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Hey! Hey!
Would it kill you to use a coaster?
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Bunch of wild hooligans here.
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Oh, sorry, Red.
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Well, you know...
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it was gonna leave a ring.
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That's so true, Kitty.
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Eric, look, this is not your house.
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You're not gonna get in trouble
for any of this, so loosen up.
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Yeah, I guess I could do that.
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Oh, my God.
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It's like I'm seeing colors
I've never seen before.
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Let's get something
from the bar.
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You guys want...
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Hey, Kat. Want a beer?
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No... thanks.
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She just blew me off, man.
Do you believe that?
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Yes, I do.
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I really, really do.
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Michael, are they drinking
out of my parents' crystal?
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Yeah, Jackie.
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They were trying to drink straight
from the bottle, and I said, " No, no!
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Use the crystal, 'cause it's classy."
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Michael, I'm gonna go upstairs
and feel sorry for myself...
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and you... you are gonna fix this.
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Fi... Fix it? Jackie, you're having
the party of the year here.
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Damn! I do not get women!
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Yes, neither does Hyde.
Right, Hyde?
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You okay?
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Donna, please, I really don't
wanna talk about Michael.
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Okay, so what is your honest opinion
about Michael?
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Um, by honest, you mean...
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Donna! Please learn to listen.
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- Okay. Okay, fine. Honestly?
- Mm-hmm.
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You have certain expectations of Kelso
that may not be entirely realistic.
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You want him to be
sophisticated and smart...
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but actually he's
unsophisticated and unsmart.
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Hey, you know, you guys are really
bringing down the make-out room.
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Well, I'm gonna have to pass.
I've got nothing.
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Would you look at her, Fez?
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Acting like she's all hot stuff.
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So she's incredibly good-looking,
and everyone likes her.
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I'm real impressed.
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Yeah, I know how it is.
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You think you know somebody...
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but then it turns out he lied
about making out with Kat Peterson.
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Hyde, Fez.
What, is this a funeral? Come on!
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Why aren't you guys gettin' down?
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I'm afraid Hyde is way too lovesick
to get down.
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Lovesick? I don't love her, man.
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I just think we should be having sex
is all 'cause she'd enjoy it.
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Hyde, I'm not a doctor,
but I play one on TV.
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But seriously, Hyde...
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this is a party, so loosen up, like me.
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Oopsy-daisy.
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Man, I wish Jackie would loosen up.
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She's throwing a great party down here,
and she's missing it.
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Kelso, you don't get it, huh?
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This party meant the world to Jackie...
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and you crapped on it.
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- All right. Ease up on Kelso, huh?
- Thanks, Hyde.
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I mean, so you did something horrible...
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but it's Jackie, so who cares?
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No, wait. What are you saying?
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I'm saying you burned her, man,
royally.
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Nice job.
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But, no, man,
I didn't want to burn her.
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I invited all these people to make it fun,
so her party would be good.
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She didn't want a good party.
She wanted her party.
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You know what? You're right, Fez.
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All right, this party's over.
Everybody out!
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No, Kelso.
What are you saying, man? Think!
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You know what, guys?
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For the first time in my life,
I think I am thinking.
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You know, I'm in danger of ruining the
greatest thing that has ever happened to me...
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and I am not gonna let that happen.
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- Kelso...
- Do not interrupt me. This is important!
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From now on,
I'm gonna put Jackie's needs first...
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and she is gonna be so proud of me.
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Whoa! Do...
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Whoa, man! This is a rager!
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Give me your brandies. Whoa!
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Whoa! Give me... Whoa!
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God, how dare you say that
about me and Michael?
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You wanted my honest opinion.
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Your honest opinion
that we're great together.
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Look, you are wrong about Michael.
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He knows he made a mistake, and he's
gonna make it up to me. You wait and see.
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Uh, Jackie?
Where's the fire extinguisher?
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S-I-T.
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That's sit.
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Oh, my. Yes, it is again.
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Yeah, Midge has got quite a lead.
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- Your turn, Red.
- Okay. Fine.
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"Cueball."
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I... I'm sorry, Bob.
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Sorry?
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Why apologize to me?
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I like billiards.
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Billiards are fun.
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- Okay, so you all know.
- I don't know anything.
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I wear a toupee!
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Bob, if you tell them, they'll know!
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I wear a rug. So what?
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You know...
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I wish I had a toupee.
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You know, because the way
my hair is sometimes.
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Look, Bob, being bald isn't something
that a man has to hide from.
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A toupee is just silly.
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I keep telling him if he'd grow as much hair
on his head as he does on his back...
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he'd have a full head of hair.
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I know it's silly. I guess I'm vain.
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Every morning I wake up wishing I had
the courage to walk around looking like you.
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But I don't, Red.
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I don't.
I guess that makes me a bad person.
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- Look, Bob, I didn't mean...
- No. You know what? You're right, Red.
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You're right.
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Maybe it's time I stopped living the lie.
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Sinuses.
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All right, all right. I was wrong, Bob.
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You need the toupee. Put it back on.
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Hey, hey, Donna
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I wanna sing to you
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Hey, hey, hey, Donna
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No one else will ever do
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I've waited so long
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For school to be through
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Donna
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Donna, I love you
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Hey, hey, Donna
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Eric, get down off there right now.
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- What's the problem, Donna?
- Yeah, what's the problem?
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Timmy, go get your pants on,
or I'll beat the crap out of you!
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Eric, remember when I
told you to loosen up?
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Oh, yeah, baby.
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Well, tighten up, baby.
When the house is on fire, the party's over.
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Hey, this was your idea.
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Eric, I told you to loosen up,
not act like a dink.
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Well, I'm new at this, so sue me.
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00:18:20,783 --> 00:18:24,150
Sue-oo-oo me
246
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:27,383
- Sue me, Donna
- Eric!
247
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,297
Hello, Steven.
248
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:39,698
Oh, I see how this is gonna be.
249
00:18:39,769 --> 00:18:43,967
So, when you're with your little clique,
you're too good for me.
250
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,974
Right.
251
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:49,637
But they're gone now, so... hi.
252
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:54,272
You know, for a rich girl,
you're kinda skanky.
253
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:01,112
Come on.
Let me show you the garage.
254
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,551
That proves nothing!
255
00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:13,124
Son of a bitch.
256
00:19:18,507 --> 00:19:21,237
No, listen, Jackie. Wait.
I owe you an apology.
257
00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:25,770
I... Uh... I just wanted to help tonight,
and I guess I blew it.
258
00:19:25,848 --> 00:19:27,782
I'm sorry.
259
00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:31,411
Yeah, lately you've been sorry a lot,
Michael.
260
00:19:31,487 --> 00:19:34,945
Yeah, but this time I mean it.
261
00:19:35,024 --> 00:19:38,482
Actually, he does.
262
00:19:38,561 --> 00:19:41,792
He felt very bad
and said tender words about you...
263
00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:44,992
and then he set your house on fire.
264
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:51,103
See, he loves you,
but he's just... he's just stupid.
265
00:19:52,742 --> 00:19:54,835
Thank you, Fez.
266
00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:56,639
Sure.
267
00:19:58,047 --> 00:20:02,416
Jackie, I do love you, and I'll do whatever
it takes to make you happy with me.
268
00:20:02,485 --> 00:20:06,387
Yeah, well, I'm beginning to think
that you're never gonna make me happy.
269
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,514
What are you saying?
270
00:20:08,591 --> 00:20:12,027
I'm saying
I have a lot of thinking to do.
271
00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:24,763
Whew. Dodged a bullet there, huh, Fez?
272
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:45,317
Nothing good came out of this night.
273
00:20:45,394 --> 00:20:48,727
Although I did find out
brandy's flammable.
274
00:20:48,798 --> 00:20:51,028
Yeah, that's worth knowing.
275
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:53,591
Oh, and gasoline,
for future reference.
276
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,603
I just don't get chicks, man.
277
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,765
God, Donna, men are stupid.
How can they not know what we want?
278
00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,934
They want you to give them what they want.
279
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,671
They know what we want.
They won't give it to us.
280
00:21:02,745 --> 00:21:04,406
You can't know 'cause they won't tell you.
281
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,640
You know?
282
00:21:05,714 --> 00:21:08,410
It's so simple.
283
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:11,510
Yeah, it's confusing, huh?
284
00:21:11,587 --> 00:21:13,714
Oh, my God. The most horrifying moment?
285
00:21:13,789 --> 00:21:15,950
Eric sang to me.
286
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:19,791
Hey, I sang to Donna.
287
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:22,797
Yeah, she kinda melted.
288
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,799
I mean, she called me a dink...
289
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:28,598
but I don't think she meant it.
290
00:21:28,671 --> 00:21:32,368
Eric was such a dink tonight, and I mean it.
291
00:21:32,441 --> 00:21:34,432
Totally.
292
00:21:47,189 --> 00:21:49,783
I told you! Get out, crasher!
293
00:21:49,859 --> 00:21:52,419
I can't find my pants!
My mom's gonna kill me!
294
00:21:52,495 --> 00:21:55,692
Maybe you should have thought
of that before you took 'em off!
295
00:21:55,764 --> 00:21:58,392
Now get out!
296
00:22:00,669 --> 00:22:04,332
So I hear you and Kelso are kinda on
the rocks. What do you say we go and...
297
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,397
Ow!
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