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So, let's get to the lovin', huh?
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So, how about
a little mood music, huh?
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Zeppelin or Foghat?
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- Whatever.
- Laurie, are you okay?
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I'm sorry. I guess
I'm just not into it today.
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Actually, I feel like talking.
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Oh. Okay, yeah,
I'll try anything once.
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Well, it's just...
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Lately I feel like all my friends
are away at school...
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and I'm the only one here,
and I just feel like this huge failure.
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Laurie, don't be silly.
Failures are ugly, and you're hot.
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- That's true.
- Yeah.
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- Thanks, Kelso.
- Yeah.
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I guess it all started
in junior high.
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That's when a girl
really defines who she is.
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You know what I mean?
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So, we're talking some more?
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I really wanna talk.
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Okay.
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I'll put my shirt back on
so we can talk some more.
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- Great.
- Yeah, super.
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Look at this ad, Red. They're opening
a Price Mart right in our own town...
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14.95 for a toaster.
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- Can you believe it?
- No, I can't.
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I bought that very same toaster
in your store for twice that.
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Yeah, that's my point.
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That you screwed me?
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Red, 14.95 is below my cost.
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This Price Mart could
put me out of business.
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Hey, they're hiring.
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Red, you can't.
These giant corporations come into town.
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They destroy little businesses like mine.
They're evil.
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Yeah, I guess that's true.
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Where is the food?
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Eric, you should give your refrigerator
to people who have food.
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Look at this.
Hamburger Helper. Tuna Helper.
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A can of beets?
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Oh, gross.
I will not eat a darn beet.
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You know what, Forman?
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Your dad better get a job and soon
'cause I'm starving here.
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I'll tell him you said that.
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Michael, it's not polite to remind
poor people that they're po...
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Less fortunate.
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We're not less fortunate.
We're just on a budget.
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Well, it is a hell
of a tiny budget.
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Oh, that's not funny.
That's sad.
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Hey, Kelso, eat that.
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All right, green Jell-O.
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Hey, Jackie, try some.
I heard green stuff makes you horny.
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Michael, that only works
with green M&M's. Duh.
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Nuh-uh. It's everything green.
Right, Donna?
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Actually, Kelso, you know
what really makes you horny?
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Beets.
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Yeah, right.
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No, it's true.
I saw it on 60 Minutes, man.
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Beet farmers with
like 10, 15 kids.
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Man, how's come everything that's good
for you, always tastes so bad?
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I'm trying it.
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Michael, honey,
don't eat our beets.
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You know, Michael, Mrs. Forman's right.
You're horny enough as it is.
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Sometimes I wish
you had two girlfriends.
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Oh, my God.
Are you serious?
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- What?
- Nothing.
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I get it, Bob.
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Kitty, I'm getting a job
at Price Mart!
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And I guess I've just been too concerned...
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with the needs of others,
and I haven't thought enough about myself.
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- Kelso?
- Yeah. Yeah. Listening.
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So, what do you think?
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Well, uh, I... agree?
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- Really?
- Yeah!
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I mean... I mean, everything
you said makes so much sense.
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So, who wants sex?
I know I do.
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Kelso, I'm feeling
really close to you...
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and I think I want a relationship.
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Yes, that's what I want,
a sexual relationship.
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No, no, I mean,
I want more from you than just sex.
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Don't be silly, Laurie.
Sex is enough for any woman.
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Kelso, I want
an emotional relationship.
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Exactly! We both want a sexually,
emotional relationship.
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This Price Mart looks like
a heck of an outfit, Kitty.
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Yeah, maybe I should go
down there and get a job too.
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Eric, when your father's
in a good mood, what do I say?
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- No talking?
- Thank you.
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Eric, I told you.
Your job is to study hard...
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get good grades, get a scholarship,
go to college and move away.
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End of discussion.
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Then how come Hyde
gets to have a job?
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Because, Forman,
you have potential.
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Whereas I'll be a success
if I stay out of jail.
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Exactly.
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Oh, no, Steven,
that is not true.
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It's just it's a little different because...
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He doesn't have any parents.
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Oh, my God!
I don't have any parents?
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Okay, okay, wish me luck.
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- Okay, good luck, honey. Knock 'em dead.
- Good luck.
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Man, what's his problem?
I just... I just wanna help out.
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Well, I am sorry, Eric,
but I agree with your father...
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School is your job.
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Oh, and also to be
my precious little baby boy.
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Mom, we talked about this.
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I'm not a boy anymore.
I'm a man.
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Shut up, Hyde!
I am a man!
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Fine.
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My precious little baby man.
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Oh, man...
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you are so lucky your mom's
a runaway alcoholic.
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I must say, Red.
I am very impressed with your experience.
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- Well, thank you, Mr. Herbison.
- Oh, call me Ted, Red.
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Hey, "Ted, Red."
That's funny.
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Yeah, it is.
Uh, I didn't catch it there at first...
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but then, whoop, that's funny.
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I see you're applying
for our supervisor position.
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What would you say
if I offered you a job right now?
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I'd say, "Let's break out
the Champale."
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Great, 'cause we're hiring cashiers.
You get your own smock.
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But I'm not a cashier, Ted.
I'm management.
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Okay, then we'll let you know.
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So, uh, "Red, Ted,"
that's pretty funny though.
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On second thought,
it's not that funny.
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- Red, come and eat your dinner.
- Shh! Not hungry.
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Hey, what's going on?
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- Shh. Red's waiting for a phone call.
- Oh.
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Shh!
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Sorry.
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You know, that phone
hasn't rung all damn day.
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- Maybe it's broken.
- No, it's not broken.
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No, it's not broken.
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Oh, damn!
They could've called right then...
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got a busy signal, moved on
to the next guy on the list.
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Oh, man, I just screwed
myself out of a job!
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Wait, Red, wait. Let it ring.
You don't wanna seem desperate.
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Right.
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Eric, if this is one of your dumb-ass
friends, you'd better start runnin'.
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Please don't be Kelso.
Please don't be Kelso.
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Hello.
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It's Price Mart.
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God!
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Yes.
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This is the Forman residence.
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Oh, you have good news.
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Yeah, ha.
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Uh-huh.
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Okay, then.
Thanks for calling.
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So, what's the good news?
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Well, the good news is...
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Eric got a job at Price Mart.
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Run, honey, run.
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Man, Red went ballistic on me.
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I mean, I wanna
keep the job, but...
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I really don't wanna
wear my ass for a hat.
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'Cause, you know, he said
he could do that, and I believe him.
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Come on, Forman.
Fight the power, man.
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That way I can have your room
after Red kills you.
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Although I'm not sure
an ass-hat is fatal.
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You know what would be
a good job for me?
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Gigolo.
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"The loving is over, now pay me."
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So, Laurie's been talking
a lot lately, right?
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She's saying she wants
a relationship, you know.
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And I kept waiting
for the dirty part.
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But the dirty part never came.
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Kelso, I have a real problem here, okay?
I'd like to talk about that.
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Right.
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You know, dating two girls
wasn't supposed to be like this.
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No, it was
supposed to be like...
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So, do you wanna talk?
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No way.
I just wanna fool around.
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Yeah.
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Oh, talking is stupid.
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You know, I'll just wait quietly
until you and Laurie are done.
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Have fun.
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Well, thanks, babe.
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You know, feel free to jump in.
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Hey, Kelso, you mind
if I join in your sexy circle too?
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- Why not?
- All Eric ever wants to do is talk.
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I told you he was a loser.
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I know. I mean, how am I supposed
to talk when I don't have a thought...
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in my pretty little red head?
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See, Michael?
Donna is just as empty-headed as we are.
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Oh, Donna, you make a great addition
to our sexy circle.
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All right, ladies,
there's just one rule here.
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There are no bras allowed.
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Yea!
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See, that's pretty sweet, huh?
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What do you think?
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I think it makes
your ass look big.
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You know, I just don't know why
my dad doesn't want me to work.
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I mean, yeah,
I'm a real bad boy, Donna.
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My big teenage rebellion
is to get a job.
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Ooh, you never know
what I'm gonna do next.
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Oh, my God, look out.
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He's got insurance.
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You know, I think
it'll be great when you get a job.
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Maybe on dates
we won't just sit in the car.
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Maybe we can actually drive somewhere
and maybe, I don't know, eat.
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Or maybe I can get
my own popcorn at the movies.
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You're a dreamer.
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Yeah, you know what?
I'm gonna keep the job.
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Wow, you're like a
Rebel Without a Cause."
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But with a cause.
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- And a smock.
- Right.
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You gotta hide me.
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Kelso, are you down there?
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Crap! I'm not here.
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Have you seen Kelso?
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Well, yes, I have.
He's hiding from you in the shower.
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Hi.
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Guess what?
I just found my eighth grade diary.
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Come on, I'll read it to you.
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Great! Hey, Forman.
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Good news, Red.
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I just took Cosmo's "Ten Ways
to Please Your Man in Bed" test...
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and I got nine out of 10.
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But I didn't get number three, because
I'm a nurse, and number three is icky.
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I can't believe that Eric.
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Oh, I think working is important
to Eric's self-esteem...
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and I really don't think
it's a big deal.
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But he only got a job, Kitty,
because I don't have one.
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And no son of mine is going to work
and screw up his chances...
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to go to a good college
'cause I can't carry the load.
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I should have taken
that crummy cashier's job.
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Oh, now what kind of talk is that?
You deserve to be supervisor.
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In fact, the Red Forman I know would march
right down there and fight for it.
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I've been out of work
for six months.
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I can't afford
to fight right now, Kitty.
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I gotta take their crappy offer...
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and smile like a jackass
while I do it.
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Red, I don't think
your smile is gonna...
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Oh, I'm going for a walk.
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Well, wait a minute, honey.
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You know what?
We can split a bottle of wine...
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and I'll-I'll give
number three a shot.
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That was a close one.
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- Did you quit that job?
- Dad, I wanna keep that job.
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Well, it's a tough world, Eric.
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And people don't always
get what they want, especially you.
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Dad, I'm pretty sure
I'm not backing down on this one.
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You're not?
241
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Oh, no.
242
00:16:50,127 --> 00:16:53,028
Well, I guess you win then.
243
00:16:54,565 --> 00:16:57,557
Dad, you always tell me never
to back down. "Don't back down."
244
00:16:57,634 --> 00:17:00,603
"Formans never back down."
And now you're telling me to back down?
245
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:04,129
Well, Dad, I can only conclude
that you're insane.
246
00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:06,403
You think that's funny?
247
00:17:06,477 --> 00:17:10,504
Well, you know, maybe not in the traditional
ha-ha sense, but, you know, it's kind of...
248
00:17:11,582 --> 00:17:13,516
Look, I've gotta go.
249
00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:16,052
You know, you're gonna look real funny
when you're wearing...
250
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,384
- your ass for a hat.
- Yeah.
251
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:23,585
Even though I doubt
that's physically possible.
252
00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:25,651
Let's find out together.
253
00:17:28,599 --> 00:17:31,033
Okay, Laurie,
I want you to know...
254
00:17:31,101 --> 00:17:35,435
that I really, really, really
enjoy fooling around with you.
255
00:17:35,506 --> 00:17:38,270
Yeah, I get that a lot.
256
00:17:38,342 --> 00:17:40,970
And you should,
'cause you're talented.
257
00:17:41,044 --> 00:17:44,639
See, but I don't want
one of those relationships...
258
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,649
because I already have
one of those with Jackie.
259
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:49,447
- Yeah, but that can't last.
- No.
260
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:53,081
See, what I'm saying is is that
we have to break this thing off.
261
00:17:55,192 --> 00:17:58,059
Huh.
262
00:17:58,128 --> 00:18:03,088
That's a pretty big decision
to make all on your own.
263
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:06,500
Maybe you and me and Jackie
should all get together and discuss it.
264
00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:08,435
No, you wouldn't.
265
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:13,033
Really? Look at me, Kelso.
266
00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:15,874
Look into my...
eyes.
267
00:18:32,262 --> 00:18:34,253
Laurie, will you go out with me?
268
00:18:34,331 --> 00:18:37,528
Oh, Kelso, I thought
you'd never ask.
269
00:18:44,074 --> 00:18:46,201
It's a smart move taking cashier.
270
00:18:46,276 --> 00:18:50,372
I know you were gunning for supervisor,
but, hey, there's no shame in backing down.
271
00:18:54,251 --> 00:18:58,585
Well, that is
a mighty nice smock.
272
00:19:00,757 --> 00:19:04,488
You know, you think
that your kids don't listen to you...
273
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,495
but they do.
274
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,656
I'm not sure I follow.
275
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,927
I changed my mind, Ted.
276
00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:13,128
I'm here for
the supervisor's job.
277
00:19:14,871 --> 00:19:17,669
You know what I mean, Ted?
278
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:27,216
Okay, well, now, your father should be back
from his interview any minute now.
279
00:19:27,284 --> 00:19:29,218
Mom, how come
we have to be here?
280
00:19:29,286 --> 00:19:34,121
I could be using this time
to... not be here.
281
00:19:34,191 --> 00:19:38,753
No, this is a very difficult day for your
father, and he needs to be with his family.
282
00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:41,457
- I'll be in the basement.
- No, you sit.
283
00:19:41,531 --> 00:19:44,762
Oh, sure, when things get ugly,
suddenly I'm family.
284
00:19:46,570 --> 00:19:49,471
Not to me, freak.
285
00:19:49,539 --> 00:19:52,565
You are so going to
end up in porno.
286
00:20:01,251 --> 00:20:04,015
Hi, honey.
287
00:20:04,087 --> 00:20:06,317
Right to the bar.
Not a good sign.
288
00:20:08,058 --> 00:20:10,788
What are you all looking at?
289
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:15,389
Don't you think that Price Mart's
new supervisor deserves a drink?
290
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:18,332
Yea!
291
00:20:20,504 --> 00:20:22,438
Yeah, I got it.
292
00:20:22,506 --> 00:20:25,498
Hey, congratulations, Dad.
293
00:20:25,575 --> 00:20:29,170
Thanks, Eric.
Oh, and you're fired.
294
00:20:31,615 --> 00:20:33,549
What? You can't do that.
295
00:20:33,617 --> 00:20:36,142
Yes, I can.
You're fired!
296
00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:39,882
Hey, you know what?
I'm not fired.
297
00:20:42,025 --> 00:20:46,826
Okay, if it's so important
to you, you're not fired.
298
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:51,834
But if your grades start to slip,
you are fired!
299
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,767
I love saying that.
300
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:57,864
God help the poor bastards
who work for you, huh?
301
00:20:57,941 --> 00:21:00,341
Wait. Uh, I work for you.
302
00:21:00,410 --> 00:21:02,776
I know.
303
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:09,075
So, Dad, you and me
going to work together.
304
00:21:09,152 --> 00:21:11,643
What a nightmare, huh?
305
00:21:11,722 --> 00:21:15,180
Oh, would you look at that?
They spelled your name wrong.
306
00:21:18,128 --> 00:21:20,494
Just doesn't
get old, does it?
307
00:21:21,631 --> 00:21:23,792
Well, if it isn't
Benedict and Arnold.
308
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:27,325
Bob, I needed that job.
And if you can't get that...
309
00:21:27,404 --> 00:21:29,599
well, I'm sorry,
you're a dumb-ass.
310
00:21:29,673 --> 00:21:32,039
Look, they misspelled "Price Mart."
311
00:21:32,109 --> 00:21:34,441
- You wanna keep that finger?
- Uh-huh.
312
00:21:39,015 --> 00:21:42,746
You've gotta stop goofing around, Kelso.
Am I right, Jackie?
313
00:21:42,819 --> 00:21:45,151
Laurie is so right, Michael.
314
00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:47,190
We are very disappointed in you.
315
00:21:47,257 --> 00:21:49,248
Even Eric got a job.
316
00:21:50,327 --> 00:21:53,353
Yeah, even my stupid brother
got a job.
317
00:21:53,430 --> 00:21:57,059
Yeah, her brother's stupid,
and he got a job.
318
00:21:57,134 --> 00:21:59,068
Sexy circle?
319
00:21:59,136 --> 00:22:01,104
Ow!
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