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Well, boys, there she is...
our brand-new water heater.
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- Ain't she a beauty?
- Yep.
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This is the best
water heater ever.
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God bless us, everyone.
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You know why Tiny Tim
walked with a crutch?
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- 'Cause he had a smart-mouth?
- That's right.
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So, guys, tomorrow is the anniversary
of Donna's and my first kiss.
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And just for that, I'm gonna give her
something really special.
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You've been trying to give her that
for a year, and so far...
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Not that. Something nice.
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Forman, man, trust me, okay?
Just pick her some flowers.
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The fact that you even remembered
will guarantee you some action.
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And who doesn't love
the action, huh?
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Check out this necklace.
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- Wow, man. Is that real gold?
- No.
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- Real diamonds?
- No. But it costs 60 bucks.
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- Nice.
- Yeah.
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So, if you'll all please
avert your eyes...
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I have to, uh, get
my secret stash of cash.
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What, you mean
your Candy Land stash?
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My Ca...
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I don't keep my money
in the... Candy Land box.
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- You moved your money from the Candy Land box?
- Oh, shut up and turn around.
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Oh, my God! You guys,
someone stole all my money!
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From Candy Land?
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How could such a sad thing happen
in such a happy place?
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And still champion, Muhammad Ali.
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All right, Fez. You lose.
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Give me five bucks.
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Hey, what's going on?
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I just lost five bucks
on the Muhammad Ali fight.
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Fez, that's a rerun.
That fight happened a week ago.
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- So what are you guys doing?
- We're playing Candy Land.
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And I'm stuck in
the Marshmallow Mountain again.
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- Where's Eric?
- I don't know.
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He's searching the house.
He can't find his money stash.
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It's not in the Candy Land box?
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Oh, my God. You guys...
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guess who's gonna be in
the Miss Dairy Princess Pageant.
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Oh, I know. A cow?
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No. Me!
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- A beauty pageant?
- Yeah. I mean, look, Donna.
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It's not enough that we know
I'm prettier than everyone else.
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I want the world to know!
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And what better way to do it than go on stage
and parade around like a piece of meat?
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I know! I know!
And get this.
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Michael is gonna be
my pageant boy.
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Pageant boy.
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Jackie, I am not a pageant boy.
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I'm a beauty coach.
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Yeah, that's a lot better, Kelso.
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So, Donna, do you
wanna go see my gown?
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Let's go.
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Oh... Oh, I will help.
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I have a way
with women's hair.
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Let's go, girls.
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Man, a beauty coach?
What's going on with you?
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When Jackie wins this pageant,
I am gonna be the guy...
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with the hottest chick
of all of the hot chicks.
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Yeah, Kelso, th-that's genius.
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Yeah. Just picture it.
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And this year's Miss Dairy Princess is...
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Kelso's girlfriend!
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Yes!
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Thank you.
Thank you, Bob Eubanks.
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Mr. Kelso, now that you've been crowned,
what's gonna be your first order of business?
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Well, as Mr. Dairy Princess...
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I would like to give milk products
to all of those in need.
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And then, someday, I would like to rule
an entire Hot Chick Dairy Kingdom!
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Settle down, girls.
There's plenty of me to go around here.
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Well... Okay, I gotta go
win this thing.
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- All right. Where's my money?
- What money?
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The money you stole from my...
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special place.
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You mean, the pathetic bundle of ones
you keep in your little Candy Land game?
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So, you admit
you knew where it was.
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Okay, Eric, first of all,
you were a mistake.
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Ask Mom and Dad.
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And second, if I did steal it, I'd tell you
to your face, and then I'd steal it more.
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Yeah, that does sound like you.
Damn! Who took my money?
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Isn't it obvious who took it?
I mean, think about it.
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No morals, lack of character,
bad reputation.
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So you did take it.
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No, you idiot. Hyde.
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He's staying down
in the basement.
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He's poor.
He steals stuff.
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No. No, Hyde wouldn't
do that to me.
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I'm sure you're right, Eric.
He's a real good friend.
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So, Kelso tells me Hyde tried
to steal Donna last year. Is that true?
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No.
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I mean, well, he tried,
but he didn't succeed.
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Hmm. That's not much better,
is it, Eric?
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Was I really a mistake?
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They sued the condom company.
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So? So what do you think?
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Jackie, if you want to win,
that dress needs to be a lot shorter.
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Give to Fez.
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Okay, Jackie,
let's get to work.
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But Michael,
we've already done a lot.
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I mean, I decided on this dress,
and Fez is going to do my hair.
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All right. But I'm gonna
tell you something, Jackie.
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I've seen pictures of his people,
and they aren't pretty.
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Bite me, pageant boy.
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Coach!
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All right. Fine.
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I guess we can use the help.
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Fez, you can handle Jackie's body,
and I'll take care of her mind.
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So, Jackie, does the winner
get a scholarship or something?
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Who cares? College is for ugly girls
that can't get modeling contracts.
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No, college is for women who don't want
to marry the first idiot they meet...
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and squeeze out his bastard,
moron children.
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Hey, Mom, when you
were cleaning up downstairs...
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you didn't happen to come across
60 bucks, did you?
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Oh, Eric, did you lose
your Candy Land cash?
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Does everyone know
where I keep my money?
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
It was a good hiding place.
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Oh, maybe you put it
in Chutes and Ladders.
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No. I checked.
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I mean, I don't know who could've taken it.
At first, I thought it was Laurie, but...
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Oh, honey, no. Laurie wouldn't
steal from you. She steals from me.
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Right.
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So that only
leaves one person.
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I mean, he does live
in the basement.
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Oh, okay, now, if you are talking
about Steven, I'm gonna get mad.
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He is a good apple, and he is your friend,
and you can trust him.
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Can I? I mean, no, Mom.
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I hate thinking this.
It's just...
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It all adds up. I mean,
if not Hyde, then who?
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Well, it could be...
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Okay, you know what?
I do not want to talk about this anymore.
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Okay. Oh.
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Here comes a dumb question.
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Uh, I wasn't a mistake, was I?
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Oh, for... for...
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Okay, who wants some cocoa?
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Okay, Jackie,
in 30 seconds or less...
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what do you hope to accomplish
as Miss Dairy Princess?
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- Go!
- Um...
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Um... Um...
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Burn! You just lost, lady!
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- Michael, I was thinking.
- Oh, really?
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Well, in 1974,
Miss Alabama started thinking.
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Do you know
where she is now?
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Alabama.
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Ew!
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God, Michael, I don't want
to accomplish anything.
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I just want the title,
so I can lord it over people.
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That's all I want too, Jackie.
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Okay, so the next category
is talent.
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- I can sing.
- Oh, no, you can't.
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So, boy, am I disappointed.
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I went to get my money,
but someone stole it.
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So, forget the fake
gold necklace from Sears.
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Now I gotta get Donna
a crappy gift.
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Hey, what would you guys
rather see Jackie do?
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Walk a tightrope
or ride a mechanical bull?
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Well, either way, she'll fall on her ass,
so... I like 'em both.
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So, Eric, which rat bastard
do you think has stole your money?
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Well, I mean,
it's anyone's guess.
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For all I know... I mean,
it could be someone in this very room.
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Oh-ho-ho-ho. How exciting.
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A mystery.
Is Fez a suspect?
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Yeah, probably not, Fez.
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Why not? I can be evil.
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I hate you! See?
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Oh, Eric, I don't hate you.
I love you. I'm sorry.
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That's okay, Fez.
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And, uh, I'm also pretty sure
Kelso here didn't take it.
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How long do you guys think
Jackie could hold her breath?
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Gee, Inspector.
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So if it isn't Kelso
and it isn't Fez...
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I wonder who you could suspect,
dill hole.
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Uh-oh.
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Hyde, I didn't say
you took it.
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Hey, do you guys know what
a funny word is? Pickle weasel.
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Forman, then say
I didn't take it.
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You are both
bringing me down.
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Hyde, why don't you
just say you didn't take it?
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I shouldn't have to
say I didn't.
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Look, just tell me you didn't,
and I'll totally trust you.
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You know what's a funny word?
Pickle weasel.
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How about I tell you this:
Go to hell, Forman!
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Oh, my God! Jackie should clog dance!
We can't lose!
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Beauty pageant, here we come!
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Aw, you ran out of gas,
you idiot.
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You forgot to get gas?
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God, Jackie. Someone had to hem
your outfit for the clog dance.
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Michael, I told you.
I'm not doing a clog dance!
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God, your stupid van
has ruined my life!
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Your life?
What about my life?
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What about your life?
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Jackie, we are a team.
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And part of being a team is that you
have to do exactly what I tell you!
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You know, Jackie,
there is no "U" in "teamwork!"
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Oh, Jackie, you're upset.
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Come, sit on my lap.
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Yeah.
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Ta-da! Happy Anniversary!
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Oh, my God!
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Wow, they're...
they're beautiful!
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I got you something too.
Here. Open it.
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Oh, my God!
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It's a watch.
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And it's all digital and stuff!
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Oh, gee, look at that.
You had it engraved.
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What, you don't like it?
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No, no. I love it.
It's just...
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Man, you spent
a lot of money on this.
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Yeah. Which means you better
start putting out.
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Okay, it's kind of hard to be a tease
if you're not playing along.
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Donna, I was gonna get you
something really great, but...
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Yeah, I heard about
the crime spree in Candy Land.
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Yeah. Oh!
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You wanna see a picture
of what I was gonna get you?
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Sure.
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You were gonna get me that?
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My God, that's so pretty.
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What do you think? By Christmas,
maybe, if you save your money?
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- Donna...
- Well, Eric, after seeing this...
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I mean, I hate
these crappy flowers.
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I know! I didn't want to
give you crappy flowers!
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I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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I love the flowers.
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But, you know, maybe if I return
that watch, I can get this for myself.
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- Give me the watch back. Give me it.
- No way.
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- No. Come and get it.
- Give me it.
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I don't know, Fez. Maybe Michael was right.
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Maybe I don't have what it takes
to win the pageant by myself.
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That is nonsense.
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You are pretty and nice
and talented and sweet.
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And everything good
in the whole world is you.
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I know. I know.
That's what I told Michael.
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- But then he said...
- Who cares what Michael said?
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He was using you for your beauty
so he could become popular.
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He makes me sick.
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God. I never thought
of it that way.
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Okay, Jackie,
I've had some time to think...
238
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and, uh, I'm still
disappointed in you.
239
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- But I'm willing to talk about the whole thing...
- Okay, stop. Michael, stop.
240
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I've been talking to Fez,
and I have only one thing to say to you.
241
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- I love you!
- What?
242
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Michael, you must have
really believed in me...
243
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to think you could ride
my coattails to the top.
244
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Oh, baby.
245
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Come here.
246
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Get off me, both of you.
247
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You make me sick.
248
00:17:50,890 --> 00:17:53,358
Hey, what are you doin', Red?
249
00:17:53,426 --> 00:17:57,419
I borrowed Eric's Candy Land money
to pay for the water heater.
250
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,267
You, uh...
You took Eric's money?
251
00:18:02,335 --> 00:18:05,736
Shh! He doesn't know
a thing about it.
252
00:18:05,805 --> 00:18:08,296
It's back now.
He'll be none the wiser.
253
00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:14,407
Hey-hey! How ya doin'?
254
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,745
Look, Hyde, I just got back
from hanging out with Donna.
255
00:18:17,817 --> 00:18:21,651
And you know what? Hyde, I don't
even care what happened to my money...
256
00:18:21,721 --> 00:18:24,121
'cause money doesn't make
the world go around.
257
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- You know what does?
- Screw you. You called me a thief.
258
00:18:29,962 --> 00:18:31,953
It's love.
That's right.
259
00:18:36,469 --> 00:18:38,460
Love makes the world go round.
260
00:18:38,538 --> 00:18:42,065
Well, that's great,
because Red took your money.
261
00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:45,744
Right, Hyde.
My dad took it. Yeah.
262
00:18:45,812 --> 00:18:49,009
Why don't you
ask him, Forman?
263
00:18:50,717 --> 00:18:53,652
Uh, Dad, Hyde said
you took my money.
264
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,382
Oh, yeah. I was a little short
on the water heater.
265
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Thanks for helping out.
266
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Good news, buddy. You're cleared.
267
00:19:06,365 --> 00:19:09,391
- Why don't you get bent, man?
- Wait a minute.
268
00:19:09,469 --> 00:19:11,562
You accused Steven
of stealing your money?
269
00:19:11,637 --> 00:19:17,303
Well... Yeah, but to be fair, Dad,
that's before I found out you stole it.
270
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Which brings up why
you didn't ask me.
271
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And, also, you know,
you could've told me.
272
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- Well, you could've.
- Okay.
273
00:19:29,555 --> 00:19:35,391
I'm sorry that I took some money
out of your little box...
274
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when I feed you and clothe you
and put a roof over your head.
275
00:19:42,135 --> 00:19:44,569
Sor-ry!
276
00:19:47,874 --> 00:19:51,537
Now, how could you
do that to Steven?
277
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He's your best friend.
278
00:19:54,447 --> 00:19:58,747
- Well, he made a move on Donna.
- Oh, come on!
279
00:19:59,986 --> 00:20:02,819
Okay.
280
00:20:02,889 --> 00:20:05,289
Well, then, there's only
one thing that we can do...
281
00:20:05,358 --> 00:20:09,727
nine rounds
of bare-knuckle boxing.
282
00:20:10,863 --> 00:20:14,526
Come on.
Help me move the couch.
283
00:20:15,768 --> 00:20:17,759
Wait, uh, Dad.
I don't...
284
00:20:17,837 --> 00:20:20,135
No, no, no, no.
I'll referee.
285
00:20:20,206 --> 00:20:23,733
Believe me, when it's over,
you'll both feel great.
286
00:20:25,211 --> 00:20:29,272
- I know I will.
- Red...
287
00:20:29,348 --> 00:20:34,308
Look, if you're not mad enough to
bare-knuckle box, then you're not mad.
288
00:20:35,721 --> 00:20:39,748
Now, both of you need
to just get the hell over it!
289
00:20:46,399 --> 00:20:50,426
Once again, Red's simple,
earthy wisdom saves the day.
290
00:20:51,838 --> 00:20:54,033
Yeah. Ain't he a peach?
291
00:20:57,343 --> 00:21:00,574
Look, Hyde, I just...
292
00:21:01,981 --> 00:21:04,313
God, I'm so sorry.
293
00:21:04,383 --> 00:21:06,874
You know what, man?
294
00:21:06,953 --> 00:21:10,445
You either forgive me for what happened
with Donna or you don't...
295
00:21:10,523 --> 00:21:13,458
but you can't keep
throwing that in my face.
296
00:21:15,027 --> 00:21:18,292
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
Um, it's over.
297
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,696
I'm never gonna bring it
up again. I promise.
298
00:21:22,568 --> 00:21:24,559
Yeah, all right.
299
00:21:26,239 --> 00:21:29,834
Whoa. Man,
she got you this watch...
300
00:21:29,909 --> 00:21:32,605
and all you got her
were those crappy flowers?
301
00:21:33,779 --> 00:21:36,839
- You loser!
- You're a loser.
302
00:21:48,261 --> 00:21:52,527
Yeah! Dance, baby, dance!
303
00:21:55,368 --> 00:21:57,359
Go, Jackie!
304
00:22:01,507 --> 00:22:03,737
Looking good, baby!
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