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(MUFFLED ALARM SOUNDING)
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MARNIE: Everything's cool
for the first few seconds.
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Then I remember what I'm like
and how I have to be that
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today, tomorrow, and every day
until I'm not.
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-(INHALES)
-Mmm.
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MARNIE: Why am I here?
SHEREEN: Don't you remember?
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(GROANS)
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(GROANS)
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You said everything
was spinning.
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Yeah, 'cause I'd just drank
a bottle of vodka.
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Why?
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I lost my job,
and I fell out with someone.
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-It's what people do.
-I don't.
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Well, not everyone's problems
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can be solved by cat videos
and anal clenches.
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(SIGHS) Sorry, Shereen,
I don't mean that.
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You've done so much.
Letting me stay.
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I'm taking the piss.
You should evict me.
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But you're a guest,
not a tenant.
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I wouldn't let a tenant
sleep in my bed.
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It would be breach of
the lease.
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It shuts my head up.
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Drink.
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Well, how can I help you?
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Don't let me go to Oddbins.
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Shiatsu's really good
for anxiety.
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And I need someone
to practise on for my course.
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(SIGHS) I think I feel worse
than that.
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(MOBILE PHONE BUZZING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SIGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SIGHS)
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Look, this is as bad as you're
going to feel. Promise.
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MARNIE: This was a positive
bonding experience,
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even if I am going to spend
the rest of today
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worrying I tried to
sleep-finger her.
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♪ Don't know what to do
by myself
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♪ 'Cause all of my thoughts
are with you ♪
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MARNIE: It's time to bring in
the big guns,
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(SIGHS) before I shoot myself
in the head with one.
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Before you ask,
I had a really nice childhood.
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I wasn't abused.
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Unless not being allowed
a horse is abuse.
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Okay, good to know.
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So, why do I think about
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molesting strangers and
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going down on my mum?
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Yeah, intrusive thoughts
can be ridiculous,
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but it is normal to have them.
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But why would I think them
if I didn't want to do them?
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Can you tell me
another one of your intrusions?
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Like the last one you had,
perhaps?
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-(SIGHS)
-Well, I know this is difficult,
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but everything you say
stays in here.
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I was thinking about
fingering you.
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I was thinking about stabbing
you in the face with my pen,
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and how I'd have to pay
my cleaner extra
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because of the blood
and the ink stains.
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(SIGHS)
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-It was only a thought.
-(SIGHS)
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It doesn't mean anything.
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Well, what did you do
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in response to that thought?
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Erm, I told myself
I didn't want to do it.
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And when you tried
to reassure yourself,
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did that work?
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No. Still thinking about it.
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And you haven't touched me.
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Which would suggest that you
are not going to act
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on your intrusions.
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But I have acted on them.
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With various people,
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and various genders,
in various ways.
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Oh. So you keep checking?
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Yeah, that's a compulsion.
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Anything you do as a reaction
to your intrusive thoughts
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is a compulsion.
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Do any of these things
stop the thoughts
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or the anxiety they cause you?
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No.
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So, could it be that
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your solutions are part
of the problem?
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OCD is a recognised condition
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that people get help for.
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Help. (CHUCKLES)
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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-I'm cured.
-Really?
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No. I've got to come back.
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Ah.
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Everything okay?
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Er, it's an anxiety thing.
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Snap.
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It's probably because we're
both creative.
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(CHUCKLES) It's like
nature's compliment.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-(MOBILE PHONE BUZZING)
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Ah, thanks so much for this.
I'll pay you back.
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Oh. It's my treat. (CHUCKLES)
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(CHUCKLES) The last functional
present I got was, er,
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when my parents got me an
office chair for my Christmas.
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(INHALES) This is much better.
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(CHUCKLES) Come.
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All right, it's me. The knob end
from his mum and dad's house.
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Again.
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Have you, er...
Have you blocked me?
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I'm starting to think you have.
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I've sent a lot of texts.
(CHUCKLES)
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Anyway, will you just, erm...
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Will you ring me back?
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'Cause, erm, yeah,
I'm meant to...
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I'm meant to be going to
this thing later,
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and I've got to convince these
work people that I'm all right.
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And, er... You know, I'm not.
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I feel, erm... I feel shit,
actually, erm, 'cause of...
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You know, 'cause of
how I was with you.
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So, yeah... Yeah,
will you just, erm...
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Will you just talk to me?
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I know I don't really know you,
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but I feel like I know enough.
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Too much, perhaps. (CHUCKLES)
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But you know too much
about me and all.
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And, that's, erm...
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That's why we should be mates.
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So, erm, yeah, call me back.
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(WHISPERING) Oh, fuck.
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(SIGHS)
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♪ I got some troubles,
but they won't last
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♪ I'm gonna lay right down
here in the grass ♪
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MARNIE: All the fucked up stuff
I've done
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is 'cause of my disorder.
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Even the sex stuff.
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From now on, I am off it.
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This is a friend zone.
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If you see me near
anyone's genitals,
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just smack them out
of my hands.
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(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
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£62.37, right?
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Yeah, thanks.
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I didn't think you'd come.
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Unless it's the ghost of you
and you've come to haunt me,
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which I would deserve.
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I'd haunt the fuck out of you.
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Chuck your furniture about,
wake you up
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in the middle of the night
'cause
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that was...
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-(SIGHS) I know.
-I don't even know
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what that was.
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-Inexcusable?
-I would love an excuse.
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I'm trying to think of one.
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I don't want you to make one up.
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I want you to talk to me,
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'cause I did you a favour.
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I know, and I'm
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-so grateful.
-Libby thinks that I get
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junior staff off Tinder.
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She started calling them
"Tin-terns."
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I fully accept responsibility
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for how fucked up I was,
both times.
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But I know it's me,
and I'm addressing it.
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(SIGHS) I'm really sorry.
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(GROANS)
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It wasn't all you,
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and my recruitment strategy
is clearly flawed.
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Can't seem to keep it
in my pants
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because I keep taking my pants
off for all the shagging.
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What can I say? I'm a
people person.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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Especially when the people
want to come back to my place.
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It's a nice place.
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-You should see my place.
-Yeah?
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Not that it's anything special,
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or even mine.
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But I could cook you
dinner, say sorry?
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I... Dinner. Yeah, sounds good.
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(CHUCKLES) I'm like,
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"Please, be my friend".
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You don't have to try so hard.
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-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
-(DOOR CLOSES)
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-(SIGHS)
-What?
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MARNIE: I didn't know
he was coming.
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AMBER: No, it'll be grand.
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I let him come 'cause
he finally got rid of Shula.
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He didn't murder her.
They just split up.
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(CHUCKLES)
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And I didn't want to leave him
on his own.
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Drinks? What are you drinking?
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Usual.
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Er, no. This is fine.
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It's just an intrusive thought.
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I don't have feelings for him,
I have a medical condition.
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-(MOBILE PHONE BUZZING)
-Shit.
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This is work.
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Been trying to pin her
down for ages.
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Don't shag her.
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Hi, Nancy. It's actually an
honour to be talking to you...
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-You seem...
-Warmer?
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I am. Not just in my bra
this time.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Well, I was gonna say better.
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Well, er,
nobody's called me Moira since.
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-So...
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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I have to run off
to meet someone.
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I'm not being a dick.
It's for work.
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The woman sounds like
high maintenance.
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But I'll see you for the dinner,
right?
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MARNIE: Yeah.
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-Sorry to leave you with him.
-(LAUGHS) It's fine.
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I always forget people
are into this.
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MARNIE: Not me.
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I'm not into this.
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And he is definitely
not into this.
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We're two people not being
into this.
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Hey, we should get that
drink now.
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Still not drinking.
That's peer pressure.
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Doesn't have to be alcohol.
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Do you mean a friendly drink?
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(LAUGHS) Or a sexy drink?
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Er, just so I know
what I'm dealing with.
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I was thinking like
a sexy drink.
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-(LAUGHS)
-(SIGHS)
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Why?
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Because I'm available,
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and you seemed up for it.
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-You think I'm up for it?
-No, not "up for it," willing.
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-'Cause I'm so up for it.
-No, this is... Er, I mean...
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It's just like, er, really?
After everything you've seen?
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I like what I've seen.
I want to see more of it.
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-I'm quite messed up right now.
-I don't care.
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Well... (STAMMERS) I do care.
I just mean I don't mind.
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I'm like,
"Come at me, bro. I'm into it."
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Er, I mean, not into it.
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Well, I was, 'cause it was
kinda hot.
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(LAUGHS) This is coming
out wrong.
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Are you actually being serious?
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Do you like vulnerable women
or something?
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No, I prefer stable ones.
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Wow.
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-Er, that's not what I meant.
-No, fine.
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I'm just gonna go. (EXHALES)
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-Bye.
-(SIGHS)
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Marnie.
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-Oi, you left your money.
-(BELL RINGING)
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(YELPING)
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-(GROANING)
-Oh, shit.
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♪ Be for real don't be
a stranger
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♪ We can achieve it
We can achieve it
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♪ Come a little bit
closer, baby
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♪ Get it on, get it on
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♪ 'Cause tonight is the night
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♪ When two become one... ♪
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Can you play something else?
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(BABY CRYING)
253
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MARNIE: Being friends with
someone means
254
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doing stuff for them
that you don't want to do.
255
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Like, listening to that dream
they had
256
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or doing their birthday drinks.
257
00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:03,179
This is like that,
258
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with more disinfectant
and screaming.
259
00:12:05,819 --> 00:12:07,019
-Does it hurt?
-Yeah, a little bit.
260
00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:14,260
I'm sorry about before.
261
00:12:14,339 --> 00:12:17,179
Suggesting you're a predator.
You're not.
262
00:12:17,260 --> 00:12:18,940
Well, I don't know what you
get up to in your free time.
263
00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:19,819
Maybe you are.
264
00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:22,500
But until I hear otherwise,
you're not.
265
00:12:25,419 --> 00:12:26,139
Thanks?
266
00:12:31,179 --> 00:12:35,100
I've been having
some technical issues lately.
267
00:12:35,179 --> 00:12:36,900
So apologies for any
inconvenience this has caused.
268
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:41,619
Yeah, it is a bit inconvenient.
269
00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:45,380
How am I meant to prey on
vulnerable women
270
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-if I've got a limp?
-(LAUGHING)
271
00:12:51,339 --> 00:12:54,339
It's weird the driver didn't see
you wearing your high-vis.
272
00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:57,139
Like a shit lollipop, man.
You got run over.
273
00:12:57,219 --> 00:12:58,899
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, what did
you come as? Loft insulation?
274
00:13:00,659 --> 00:13:02,299
It's human bubble wrap.
275
00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:03,699
So I don't hurt myself
on London.
276
00:13:07,939 --> 00:13:09,339
Did my nipples just quiver?
277
00:13:09,419 --> 00:13:12,059
Yeah, but 'cause of anxiety,
not arousal.
278
00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:14,020
He's a trigger, not a turn-on.
279
00:13:14,099 --> 00:13:15,140
(SIGHS) They're taking ages.
280
00:13:16,019 --> 00:13:18,659
Yeah, if you want to get off...
281
00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:20,539
-Do you want me to?
-No, I just won't be offended.
282
00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:23,299
-'Cause I can stay.
-Yeah. I mean, whatever.
283
00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:27,220
I'm staying, so you don't get
run over by a trolley.
284
00:13:27,299 --> 00:13:28,420
-NURSE: Joseph Madaki?
-Yeah.
285
00:13:28,499 --> 00:13:30,539
-Should... Should I...
-Could you...
286
00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:30,660
-Yeah.
-Thanks.
287
00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:35,659
JOE: Fuck. Sorry, it's just
really sore.
288
00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:38,939
NURSE: Your girlfriend can
come, too.
289
00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:41,019
-JOE: No, she's not... No.
-Oh, hello. No,
290
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:42,180
not his girlfriend.
291
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:45,899
Okay, thanks.
292
00:13:49,899 --> 00:13:51,539
Hi, sorry, have you got someone?
293
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:52,539
Right. Cheers.
294
00:13:58,060 --> 00:13:59,899
This lady doesn't have anyone.
295
00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:00,219
Anyone need a person?
296
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:02,939
She's alone.
297
00:14:04,739 --> 00:14:06,140
Er, I'll have to take you.
298
00:14:11,699 --> 00:14:14,660
(CLEARS THROAT) Tonight,
299
00:14:14,739 --> 00:14:18,940
we're focusing on how to calm,
tonify,
300
00:14:19,499 --> 00:14:20,379
and dispersing chi.
301
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,579
Hi.
302
00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:36,220
(CLEARS THROAT)
Hi. Amber Doherty.
303
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:39,460
Er, Nancy Vergallo's plus one?
304
00:14:39,539 --> 00:14:40,779
I guess so. Yeah.
305
00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:41,820
We're so pleased you
could make it.
306
00:14:41,899 --> 00:14:43,779
Thanks.
307
00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:45,339
She's not here yet,
but you can go through.
308
00:14:45,419 --> 00:14:47,180
-Great.
-Can I take your phone?
309
00:14:47,259 --> 00:14:49,380
Er, nope, that's fine.
I'm gonna keep that.
310
00:14:49,459 --> 00:14:51,099
It's the rules.
311
00:14:51,179 --> 00:14:52,260
Sorry, is this like some sort
of really polite mugging?
312
00:14:52,339 --> 00:14:55,899
-I need it for work.
-NANCY: No, you don't.
She doesn't.
313
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,300
Nancy, hi. Erm,
Amber Doherty, Ethel.
314
00:14:58,380 --> 00:14:59,900
I know, I googled you.
315
00:14:59,979 --> 00:15:04,020
Erm, stick it in the same one,
please. Nancy Vergallo.
316
00:15:04,099 --> 00:15:05,859
We're so glad you could make it.
317
00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:09,179
Like, actually glad.
(CHUCKLES) Genuinely.
318
00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:12,219
-(DRAWER OPENING)
-(KEY JINGLING)
319
00:15:12,299 --> 00:15:15,020
-I really love your work.
-And I love yours.
320
00:15:15,099 --> 00:15:16,260
I love it, too.
I think it is great. I love it.
321
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,500
Shall we?
322
00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:21,420
Yes.
323
00:15:21,499 --> 00:15:22,619
ANGUS: It's just hard to believe
324
00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:24,300
that the woman who
used to lovingly
325
00:15:24,379 --> 00:15:26,260
lay out my socks every morning
326
00:15:26,339 --> 00:15:28,340
is the same one who
spray-painted
327
00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:29,980
a cock on my Audi.
328
00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:32,379
Well, I've become a complete
cynic in these matters.
329
00:15:32,459 --> 00:15:34,900
-(LAUGHS)
-I'd stay well away from women
330
00:15:34,979 --> 00:15:36,339
-if I were you.
-(SIGHS)
331
00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:37,380
CHARLIE: I will.
332
00:15:38,139 --> 00:15:39,420
Oh, shit, there's one.
333
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,419
Oh, and another one.
334
00:15:41,819 --> 00:15:43,739
(CHUCKLES)
335
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,499
You should have a word
with them.
336
00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:47,900
SARAH: With women?
Oh, of course.
337
00:15:47,979 --> 00:15:48,860
And, erm,
as spokesperson for all women,
338
00:15:48,939 --> 00:15:51,419
I'd like to apologise
for your wife's audacity
339
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,019
to claim reasonable
compensation
340
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,699
for the cost of access
to her womb,
341
00:15:55,779 --> 00:15:56,379
and the best years of her life.
342
00:15:56,459 --> 00:15:58,299
-What a bitch!
-(ALL LAUGHING)
343
00:15:58,379 --> 00:16:02,060
This is lovely.
I'll go for the, erm, sea bass.
344
00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:04,220
Could get used to this.
345
00:16:04,299 --> 00:16:07,059
Obviously, subject to you
letting me back.
346
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:11,179
Well, it's up to her.
I just do what she says.
347
00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:15,259
(CHUCKLES)
348
00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:17,459
WAITRESS: You ready to order?
ANGUS: Ladies first.
349
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,140
-Off you go, then.
-Oh!
350
00:16:20,219 --> 00:16:20,860
WAITRESS:
We're out of the sea bass,
351
00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:23,219
-so apologies for that.
-Oh, no.
352
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:24,780
Oh, he's gonna have to have
more time off. (CHUCKLES)
353
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,139
(ALL LAUGH)
354
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,340
(MAN SCREAMING)
355
00:16:36,139 --> 00:16:37,700
Do you think he's getting
an injection?
356
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:38,859
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
357
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:41,339
Not unless it's
a massive needle.
358
00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:45,260
Like a knitting needle,
or a skewer. Lance.
359
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:47,259
-A joust.
-Okay, less pointy words.
360
00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:50,620
Are you scared?
361
00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:53,139
I don't like being poked
by things.
362
00:16:54,339 --> 00:16:58,179
Okay. So, you're not pregnant
or breastfeeding
363
00:16:58,260 --> 00:16:59,220
or about to operate
any heavy machinery?
364
00:16:59,299 --> 00:17:01,899
-No.
-Good.
365
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,180
Then you can enjoy these.
366
00:17:05,339 --> 00:17:07,340
Once they've kicked in,
we'll get you down to X-ray.
367
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:12,020
First, I need to get some blood
in case you need surgery.
368
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,259
(EXHALES)
369
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:18,779
MARNIE: Christ!
370
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:20,060
Day one of celibacy and I'm
371
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:22,779
already holding hands
with someone.
372
00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:25,140
What if this is a
gateway gesture?
373
00:17:25,219 --> 00:17:27,819
Hands today, genitals tomorrow.
374
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:30,979
Great, now my labia is
twitching. What does that mean?
375
00:17:33,739 --> 00:17:37,900
How do I know what's OCD,
and what's me being horny?
376
00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:42,259
(HUMMING 2 BECOME 1)
377
00:17:42,339 --> 00:17:45,420
♪ A dream of you
and me together
378
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,379
That's not a side effect.
379
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:50,780
♪ Say you believe it
380
00:17:50,859 --> 00:17:55,020
♪ Free your mind of doubt
and danger
381
00:17:55,099 --> 00:17:58,460
♪ Be for real don't be
a stranger
382
00:17:58,539 --> 00:18:01,100
♪ We can achieve it
383
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:03,899
♪ We can achieve it ♪
384
00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:07,219
(EXHALES) It's in now,
it's in now!
385
00:18:07,299 --> 00:18:09,180
Metal rod in my vein.
386
00:18:09,259 --> 00:18:12,860
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
-NURSE: And we're done.
387
00:18:12,939 --> 00:18:13,700
(GRUNTS)
388
00:18:13,779 --> 00:18:15,620
-(EXHALES)
-Finger on there, please.
389
00:18:17,739 --> 00:18:18,459
Get off.
390
00:18:19,659 --> 00:18:21,979
Taking advantage when I'm
in a vulnerable position.
391
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:26,180
MARNIE: Shit. Am I sexually
attracted to men being feeble?
392
00:18:26,259 --> 00:18:28,699
AMBER: (SIGHS)
So, I am just going to
393
00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:31,179
launch right in,
if that is okay.
394
00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:33,219
Oh, you've done questions.
395
00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:37,219
-(CHUCKLES)
-Yeah, it is pretty out there
396
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,579
in terms of, er,
interview technique,
397
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:41,219
but it seems to work
for me, so...
398
00:18:46,019 --> 00:18:48,020
Can I have it back?
399
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:49,179
Let's not do this tonight.
400
00:18:50,819 --> 00:18:51,420
Sorry, what?
401
00:18:51,499 --> 00:18:54,460
I don't really do interviews.
402
00:18:55,459 --> 00:18:57,180
I know. Which is why
403
00:18:57,259 --> 00:18:58,739
-I'm so grateful...
-(GLASS CLINKING)
404
00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:01,339
MAN: So, okay, thanks
all for coming.
405
00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:04,180
This girl has got something,
406
00:19:04,259 --> 00:19:08,980
er, very unique and
truthful to say
407
00:19:09,059 --> 00:19:10,780
about the millennial
female experience...
408
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:15,020
KWINE: Er, this album
is not about the millennial
female experience.
409
00:19:15,099 --> 00:19:16,820
It's a discourse on
current human...
410
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:19,979
It's so real. It's so authentic.
411
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,140
I get it.
412
00:19:22,219 --> 00:19:23,260
We're delighted
413
00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:24,620
-she's saying it with us...
-So, sorry,
414
00:19:24,699 --> 00:19:26,339
why am I here then,
if you don't...
415
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:27,660
'Cause you're fit.
416
00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:29,020
And your Twitter's quite funny.
417
00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:32,779
Am I supposed to be flattered?
418
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:34,900
MAN: Er, so, without further
ado,
419
00:19:35,659 --> 00:19:36,899
this is Kwine,
420
00:19:38,419 --> 00:19:39,300
with Tongue Centre.
421
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:41,900
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)
422
00:19:41,979 --> 00:19:42,980
My editor is expecting
an article...
423
00:19:43,059 --> 00:19:45,620
Okay... (SHUSHING) It's
starting, it's starting.
424
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:46,820
(SOMBRE MUSIC CONTINUES)
425
00:19:46,899 --> 00:19:52,300
KWINE: (OVER SPEAKERS)
We are here.
426
00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:58,060
Here we are.
427
00:19:59,259 --> 00:19:59,300
Hello.
428
00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:04,579
Hello. Hello?
429
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:09,860
-Hello?
-This is really offensive.
430
00:20:09,939 --> 00:20:11,940
(FEEDBACK OVER SPEAKERS)
431
00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:15,139
You are here.
432
00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:17,140
Nancy.
433
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,419
I am here.
434
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:20,860
Nancy.
435
00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:22,620
We are here.
436
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:23,980
Nancy.
437
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,460
Here we are.
438
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:28,380
Fuck this.
439
00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:39,859
KWINE: We are here.
440
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,499
NANCY: Okay, fine, fine,
I'll do it, I'll do it.
441
00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:44,659
Shit, I forgot my phone.
442
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,340
(SIGHS) Are you fucking
kidding me?
443
00:20:49,419 --> 00:20:51,459
-What's the number?
-NANCY: I don't know.
444
00:20:52,019 --> 00:20:53,539
Give me the ticket.
445
00:21:03,139 --> 00:21:04,939
Fucking full of yourself,
aren't you?
446
00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:06,620
What? That was you.
447
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:07,539
That was not me, that was you.
448
00:21:15,739 --> 00:21:17,060
So, are we gonna go to
a real bar and do this or what?
449
00:21:18,540 --> 00:21:19,500
Nah.
450
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:20,859
We're gonna go to mine.
451
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:27,939
I'm doing an article
on celibacy. So...
452
00:21:29,459 --> 00:21:30,419
Oh, fuck it.
453
00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:34,259
-...or we go to my club.
-Sorry, cab, please. Thank you.
454
00:21:35,099 --> 00:21:37,380
Well, it's great to see you.
455
00:21:37,459 --> 00:21:39,179
-Yeah, lovely, so...
-Yeah.
456
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:40,579
Are you coming for one more,
457
00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:41,979
or have you gotta get home
and phone the Samaritans?
458
00:21:42,059 --> 00:21:44,380
If I don't, they'll worry,
won't they?
459
00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:45,460
Yeah, they're a good bunch.
460
00:21:45,539 --> 00:21:46,940
I ran the London
for them last year.
461
00:21:47,859 --> 00:21:49,939
'Cause of my little sister.
462
00:21:50,019 --> 00:21:51,939
MAN: Come on, Angus.
SARAH: Need a lift, Charlie?
463
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,339
Better do as your mum says.
464
00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:55,419
CHARLIE: If you don't mind,
yeah.
465
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:56,219
SARAH: Of course.
466
00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:57,419
Er, that'd be great. Thank you.
467
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:09,779
Safety first. (CHUCKLES)
468
00:22:16,740 --> 00:22:17,540
I feel great.
469
00:22:21,019 --> 00:22:23,180
Really optimistic.
470
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,940
Optimism is a side effect
of codeine.
471
00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:30,740
It's a side effect of you.
472
00:22:31,619 --> 00:22:32,060
(CHUCKLES) It's definitely
the drugs.
473
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,900
Stop. Stop it.
474
00:22:39,819 --> 00:22:40,860
I'm itchy.
475
00:22:42,179 --> 00:22:44,820
NURSE: Other side effects
may include vomiting,
476
00:22:44,899 --> 00:22:46,419
constipation, confusion, rash.
477
00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:48,859
Got your prescription.
478
00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:50,340
I'll give it to you,
because he'll try and eat it.
479
00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:54,700
And he's good to go.
480
00:22:54,779 --> 00:22:56,179
He'll need some help, though.
481
00:22:57,099 --> 00:22:57,939
Great.
482
00:22:59,459 --> 00:23:00,819
I'm like his carer.
483
00:23:02,699 --> 00:23:06,299
His creepy carer
who fancies him.
484
00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:14,139
SARAH: Sorry about teasing you.
485
00:23:14,219 --> 00:23:17,659
Just so you don't think
I'm a complete twat.
486
00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:20,460
-(BOTH LAUGH)
-You're not a twat.
487
00:23:20,539 --> 00:23:23,699
I am actually...
I'm actually part twat.
488
00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:28,499
Well, Angus is full twat,
but it kind of rubs off.
489
00:23:28,580 --> 00:23:29,020
(CHUCKLES) Honestly, I don't
think you're a twat.
490
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:31,139
I think you're nice.
491
00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:32,379
I think you're smart.
492
00:23:32,459 --> 00:23:35,099
-Like, in your head, smart.
-Mmm-hmm.
493
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:38,099
And... And, you've got,
you know, nice blouses.
494
00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:40,100
(STAMMERS) Is that what you
call them? Tops.
495
00:23:40,179 --> 00:23:41,939
-"Tops".
-No, I like them. They're, um...
496
00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:45,939
They're nice.
They're professional...
497
00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:47,100
(CLEARS THROAT)
498
00:23:47,179 --> 00:23:49,779
But like, sexy as well.
No, no, no, not sexy. Erm...
499
00:23:52,619 --> 00:23:56,659
Fun. Like, you know...
(STAMMERS) In a respectful way.
500
00:23:56,739 --> 00:24:00,179
(CHUCKLES) You are...
You are very sweet, Charlie.
501
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:04,179
Why do you want to come and work
for a bunch of twats like us?
502
00:24:05,539 --> 00:24:06,939
I love twats.
503
00:24:07,019 --> 00:24:08,060
Can't get enough of them.
504
00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:16,140
Maybe you should come
back, then.
505
00:24:17,859 --> 00:24:19,139
I would... I would love that.
506
00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:21,260
So would I.
507
00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:28,859
Er, I've... (STAMMERS)
508
00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:33,340
-I've got to get out here.
-Yeah.
509
00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:35,940
Er, yeah, yeah,
I've got to get out right here.
510
00:24:36,019 --> 00:24:36,779
-Oh, yeah, okay.
-Er, erm...
511
00:24:36,860 --> 00:24:38,619
There's a Tesco.
I need to get some milk.
512
00:24:38,699 --> 00:24:41,499
-Could you, erm...
-Pull over, pull over.
513
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:45,979
-Er, thanks. Thanks.
-No, thank you. Thank you.
514
00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:47,020
-I'll see you Monday, okay?
-Yeah.
515
00:24:47,099 --> 00:24:48,499
-Yeah.
-Indeed, you will.
516
00:24:48,579 --> 00:24:49,019
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
517
00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:50,939
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
518
00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:53,419
♪ Lord, in the dark
519
00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:57,139
♪ It's just you and I
520
00:24:58,420 --> 00:24:59,780
Shit.
521
00:24:59,859 --> 00:25:01,300
♪ Not a sound
522
00:25:01,379 --> 00:25:03,740
♪ There's not one sigh
523
00:25:03,819 --> 00:25:05,660
♪ Just a beat... ♪
524
00:25:05,739 --> 00:25:08,300
MARNIE: Why am I cock-blocking
myself?
525
00:25:08,379 --> 00:25:09,900
If I want to shag him,
I'll shag him
526
00:25:09,979 --> 00:25:11,339
and no one can fucking stop me.
527
00:25:11,420 --> 00:25:12,940
Obviously not when he's
vulnerable,
528
00:25:13,019 --> 00:25:13,380
'cause that's immoral.
529
00:25:16,179 --> 00:25:19,899
-Where do you...
-I was gonna... In the bed.
530
00:25:19,979 --> 00:25:21,060
Okay, in the bed.
531
00:25:28,659 --> 00:25:29,660
(CHUCKLES) Could've made it.
532
00:25:29,739 --> 00:25:31,580
Yeah, I wasn't
expecting company.
533
00:25:37,019 --> 00:25:37,179
(GRUNTS)
534
00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:43,940
(CHUCKLES)
535
00:25:44,019 --> 00:25:45,819
Can you, er, give me a hand?
536
00:25:45,899 --> 00:25:47,500
Yeah. Sorry, I was just
watching.
537
00:25:48,139 --> 00:25:49,980
Thanks.
538
00:25:51,539 --> 00:25:54,019
Er, right, my work here is done.
539
00:25:55,139 --> 00:25:57,540
-Give me my gear.
-Mmm, yeah.
540
00:25:57,619 --> 00:26:00,299
These should say
"may experience girl power"
541
00:26:00,380 --> 00:26:01,979
-on the side.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
542
00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:04,459
Yeah, sorry you had to see that.
543
00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:05,580
(CHUCKLES)
544
00:26:06,499 --> 00:26:07,940
(CHUCKLES) Bye.
545
00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:11,940
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
546
00:26:13,499 --> 00:26:14,420
Aw.
547
00:26:16,580 --> 00:26:17,660
Okay, yep, thanks. (CHUCKLES)
548
00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:21,059
How you getting back?
549
00:26:21,140 --> 00:26:22,299
Er, I'm just gonna go outside
and hope for the best.
550
00:26:22,379 --> 00:26:26,340
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
-You're so in the moment.
551
00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:29,180
No, just blase about
personal safety.
552
00:26:29,259 --> 00:26:30,700
(CHUCKLES) This is what I mean.
553
00:26:31,420 --> 00:26:33,020
I don't think you're vulnerable.
554
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:37,659
I think you're Teflon.
555
00:26:37,739 --> 00:26:39,979
Like a non-stick pan?
No need to soap.
556
00:26:40,060 --> 00:26:44,059
Take last week.
You didn't think, you just did.
557
00:26:44,140 --> 00:26:45,660
I want to be like that.
558
00:26:45,739 --> 00:26:49,019
I want to go out in my boxers
in a cloud of muffins. (LAUGHS)
559
00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:50,939
You don't give a shit about
what's gonna happen.
560
00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:52,579
You just go with it.
561
00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:55,299
It's cool.
562
00:26:55,940 --> 00:26:56,939
Okay.
563
00:26:58,140 --> 00:27:01,499
Well, reality claxon.
564
00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:04,340
I always think before I do.
565
00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:06,459
So that was all me,
which is disturbing.
566
00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:10,259
I still like it.
567
00:27:12,219 --> 00:27:13,780
That doesn't mean
you have to like this.
568
00:27:13,859 --> 00:27:17,340
No, I do. Objectively...
569
00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:21,180
It's all very
visually appealing.
570
00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:32,459
-Oh, yes.
-Get out!
571
00:27:32,540 --> 00:27:32,619
(ECHOES) Stop!
572
00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:37,019
Er... Erm...
573
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:39,980
I... I just don't know
574
00:27:40,780 --> 00:27:43,459
if it's a good idea right now.
575
00:27:44,139 --> 00:27:44,979
If this had been last week,
576
00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:48,620
I would've been
on there like... (GROANS)
577
00:27:48,699 --> 00:27:50,540
But, now, I'm like,
578
00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:53,339
"Do I? I don't know."
579
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,220
I am getting mixed signals.
580
00:27:57,299 --> 00:27:59,259
I know. Me, too.
581
00:27:59,339 --> 00:28:02,259
I'm getting mixed signals
from myself.
582
00:28:03,219 --> 00:28:04,859
This is so confusing. (SIGHS)
583
00:28:08,259 --> 00:28:11,579
I don't want to do anything
until I feel less confused
584
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:16,379
about myself, and other people.
585
00:28:17,899 --> 00:28:19,060
Like you.
586
00:28:20,940 --> 00:28:24,219
Nah, it is me.
587
00:28:24,299 --> 00:28:29,259
I am, whew, away
'cause of the drugs.
588
00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:30,659
Don't know what I'm saying.
589
00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:31,899
Yeah, you junkie.
590
00:28:31,979 --> 00:28:36,139
You're a disgrace,
being all nice to me.
591
00:28:36,220 --> 00:28:36,740
-Call the police.
-Yeah.
592
00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:43,460
I'm gonna go.
593
00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:50,939
But, mate,
594
00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:53,620
we should do dinner soon.
595
00:28:54,540 --> 00:28:55,979
Yeah, great.
596
00:28:58,020 --> 00:28:59,900
We should set that up.
597
00:28:59,979 --> 00:29:01,379
♪ I got to leave
598
00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:02,780
(CHUCKLES)
599
00:29:02,859 --> 00:29:04,300
♪ Before I start to scream
600
00:29:05,339 --> 00:29:07,580
♪ 'Cause someone
locked the door
601
00:29:07,659 --> 00:29:09,540
♪ And took the key... ♪
602
00:29:10,740 --> 00:29:13,699
MARNIE: That wouldn't have
just been a kiss.
603
00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:15,660
It would've been another
fucked-up loop
604
00:29:15,739 --> 00:29:17,180
in my sexual spiral of despair.
605
00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:20,979
I can't have sex in real life
606
00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:22,859
when there's this much sex
in my head.
607
00:29:27,539 --> 00:29:29,059
-Well, erm...
-(CHUCKLES)
608
00:29:30,660 --> 00:29:31,460
-Bye.
-Bye?
609
00:29:31,539 --> 00:29:36,059
Yeah, erm,
I've actually got a Skype call
610
00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:37,660
-early in the morning.
-Oh.
611
00:29:37,740 --> 00:29:40,620
It's just gonna be a bit awkward
with some girl here. (LAUGHS)
612
00:29:41,379 --> 00:29:43,459
Obviously, I wasn't gonna stay.
613
00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:46,700
I was actually about to say
I was gonna go. So...
614
00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:49,860
I'll text you, yeah?
615
00:29:49,939 --> 00:29:51,979
I'll, er... No, I'll text you.
So...
616
00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:55,220
I'll just grab these.
617
00:29:58,019 --> 00:30:00,100
SHEREEN: Did you know touch
is the only sense
618
00:30:00,179 --> 00:30:01,660
you can die from a lack of?
619
00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:03,219
-Mmm-hmm?
-Hmm.
620
00:30:04,459 --> 00:30:07,100
MARNIE: It's hard to fake
this much holy bliss,
621
00:30:07,179 --> 00:30:09,819
but I have to suck it up
if I want to be friends
622
00:30:09,899 --> 00:30:11,419
with a tactile person.
623
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:12,699
It'll probably lead to human
extinction, 'cause we'll all be
624
00:30:12,779 --> 00:30:16,219
on our phones instead
of touching. (LAUGHS)
625
00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:17,499
You can't Instagram a hug.
(CHUCKLES)
626
00:30:19,539 --> 00:30:21,140
(GASPS) Okay. Thanks.
627
00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:23,899
Oh, but I haven't found
your Palace of Anxiety yet.
628
00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:25,179
Maybe next time.
629
00:30:25,259 --> 00:30:26,300
Well, how do you feel?
630
00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:29,340
Er, dishevelled? (CHUCKLES)
631
00:30:30,140 --> 00:30:31,100
But, er, a bit less anxious.
632
00:30:33,340 --> 00:30:34,499
-Thank you.
-Aw.
633
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:39,539
It's good we can talk
about stuff.
634
00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:42,220
I feel like I could
tell you anything.
635
00:30:43,180 --> 00:30:44,899
-Yeah.
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
636
00:30:54,980 --> 00:30:56,220
CHARLIE: (OVER VOICEMAIL)
Last one,
637
00:30:56,299 --> 00:30:57,700
and I'll leave you alone,
I promise.
638
00:30:57,779 --> 00:30:59,780
I'm sorry. I've said that.
639
00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:02,380
I don't think I have, but I am.
640
00:31:04,099 --> 00:31:04,980
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
641
00:31:04,099 --> 00:31:04,980
-Well, fuck this.
642
00:31:05,059 --> 00:31:08,020
I've fucked it,
haven't I? Fuck.
643
00:31:13,419 --> 00:31:13,459
MARNIE: Hi.
644
00:31:15,219 --> 00:31:18,059
Er, I got your message.
I... I did ring.
645
00:31:18,140 --> 00:31:20,900
I didn't just pop round.
Do people even pop in London?
646
00:31:20,979 --> 00:31:22,580
(CHUCKLES)
647
00:31:23,780 --> 00:31:25,300
I just wanted to talk to you.
648
00:31:26,699 --> 00:31:29,380
'Cause you're the only person
I can really talk to.
649
00:31:29,459 --> 00:31:31,099
And I only got that
650
00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:33,299
-'cause we weren't talking.
-Okay.
651
00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:37,179
I know it's late.
652
00:31:37,259 --> 00:31:39,779
-Yeah, it's pretty late.
-Yeah.
653
00:31:39,860 --> 00:31:41,340
I'm realising that now.
654
00:31:41,419 --> 00:31:43,459
Erm, and this is quite
weird of me.
655
00:31:43,540 --> 00:31:46,219
-(BOTH LAUGH)
-So, I might just...
656
00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:49,020
Come back, actually,
at a more convenient time.
657
00:31:49,099 --> 00:31:51,380
-Okay, bye.
-Marnie. Marnie, wait.
658
00:31:54,139 --> 00:31:56,180
-I thought I'd fucked this up.
-You haven't.
659
00:31:56,260 --> 00:31:58,500
What were we doing?
We don't even fancy each other.
660
00:31:58,579 --> 00:31:59,740
Yeah, I know.
661
00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:01,979
I mean, don't get me wrong,
you're a total catch.
662
00:32:02,060 --> 00:32:05,180
-You're a catch.
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
663
00:32:05,259 --> 00:32:07,540
I'm just not in a place for...
664
00:32:07,619 --> 00:32:10,140
No, no, I'm...
I'm not in a place.
665
00:32:11,540 --> 00:32:12,580
So, we should just be...
666
00:32:12,659 --> 00:32:15,500
(CHUCKLES) Yeah,
we should just be...
667
00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:31,700
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
668
00:32:34,339 --> 00:32:37,059
♪ I shall love
669
00:32:37,980 --> 00:32:40,180
♪ I shall love
670
00:32:40,939 --> 00:32:43,340
♪ I shall love
671
00:32:43,939 --> 00:32:46,259
♪ I shall love
672
00:32:46,860 --> 00:32:49,819
♪ I shall love
673
00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:52,699
♪ I shall love, I shall love
674
00:32:52,780 --> 00:32:54,899
♪ I shall love, I shall love
675
00:32:54,980 --> 00:32:57,020
♪ I shall love, I shall love
676
00:32:57,099 --> 00:33:00,819
♪ I shall, I shall
I shall love
677
00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:03,419
♪ I shall, I shall,
I shall love... ♪
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