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Hi, I'm Marnie. (SIGHS)
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And...
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(SCOFFS) I think
I'm a sex addict.
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Even as I was saying it,
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I knew I was probably
in the wrong place.
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Just to get you up to speed,
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that's me telling
a room full of strangers
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how I'm such a horny bastard,
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I can lose an entire day
thinking about milking my mum,
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fingering a horse,
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or getting teabagged
by my dentist.
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And that's them thinking,
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"You're not a sex addict,
you're a danger to society."
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Cut to...
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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(SCOFFS) Thanks, love.
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Would anyone else like to share?
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CHARLIE: Er, yeah.
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I'm Charlie, a porn addict.
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And I've been sober
for nearly a year.
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MARNIE: This guy, though...
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He's the real deal.
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He actually gets off
on the shit he thinks about.
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They love him.
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CHARLIE: I went
to this phone shop.
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And I remembered
that's how it starts.
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I remembered how it feels.
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(CHARLIE STUTTERS)
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MARNIE: He's had some wanks in
some very interesting places.
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The things his penis
has seen...
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Predominantly the inside
of his hand and...
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You want it. You need it.
So you chase it.
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You'll do anything to get it.
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MARNIE: That, right there,
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that is why
I don't belong here.
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I don't want anything to do
with the shit I think about.
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Ooh, hang on.
He's getting to the climax.
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...forever, and then you cum
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and it's like all your thoughts,
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all your fucking
amazing thoughts
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being sucked into your brain
and exploding.
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Feels... (SIGHS) Incredible.
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You feel like
you're finally... You.
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MARNIE: That's the problem.
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I don't know
what me feels like.
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Oh, hey.
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I'm not a sex addict, am I?
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CHARLIE: Yeah, no.
You're not a sex addict.
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(SMACKS LIPS)
Everyone's gone for a cuppa.
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(CHUCKLING) Think I'll give it
a miss, thanks.
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What you doing now?
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Erm...
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It was nice of you to wait.
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But I don't really feel like
being around people after that.
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All right, bighead.
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I wasn't waiting for you.
I was waiting for her.
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-Hey, Lynne.
-Hi, Charlie. (CHUCKLES)
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She runs introduction
to felting.
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The ancient craft
of transforming
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of wool fibres
into textile material.
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Oh, so, like,
the opposite of porn.
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-That's why I'm doing it.
-(SCOFFS)
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My therapist said
it's avoidance,
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but then I made him
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a felt replica of his dog
and he loved it.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-You should come.
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Erm...
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I don't know.
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We're not gonna chain you up.
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No, I know you won't, I mean...
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-Obviously, why would you?
-(CHUCKLES)
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-You coming, Charlie?
-Er, yes.
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And, erm, so is she.
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Oh.
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(SIGHS)
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(SIGHS) At least when I'm
a mumbling, crazy woman
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roaming the streets of London,
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I'll be able to felt my own
clothes out of dead rats.
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-Lovely work, Charlie.
-Thank you.
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-Not a natural crafter either.
-Don't know what I am.
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-Quite a shit felter.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Maybe cos I'm not
a menopausal woman?
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-Fuck off.
-(CHUCKLES)
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I do activities is to
keep me busy.
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Alternative entertainment
helps. (SIGHS)
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And the group, obviously.
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It's cool that you found
your people.
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Must be a group for people
with sexy thoughts.
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They're not sexy.
They're disgusting.
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What, so it's...
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Pretty intense
in your head, yeah?
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Yeah.
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What's happening now?
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You just wanna perv.
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(SCOFFS) Take more than
a saucy anecdote to get me off.
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Trust me.
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(SIGHS)
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Twenty minutes thinking about
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the colour
of Lynne's pubic hair.
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Yeah. Well, I mean, who isn't?
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And then another ten wondering
why I'm thinking that.
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And then...
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What if I ripped off her pubes
and felted that.
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Come on, you amateur.
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You're not layering your tuft.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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♪ In a suit made out of song ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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MARNIE: It was really good.
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(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
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♪ Let's not insist on love ♪
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♪ We're just alive ♪
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-Looks like a hippie's merkin.
-MARNIE: Ugh.
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Give it to your mum.
They love that shit.
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(SIGHS) I moved to London
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to stop my parents
finding out I'm a perv.
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I'm not sending them
a snazzy pubic wig in the post.
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But, it's art.
And some art's shit.
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Do you wanna go for a drink?
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-I, erm... I actually don't...
-Yeah, no, sorry.
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-A bit intense.
-No, no, I don't drink.
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Yeah, er, not good
for the head and all that.
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Yeah, sorry.
God, I sound really desperate.
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No, no, you don't. You don't.
We should, erm...
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We should... We should
just stay in touch or something.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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(CHUCKLES) It's just...
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Other than this guy
I vomited on,
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and this woman
I really offended,
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you're the only person
I've met in London.
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-Stop it, you flirt.
-(CHUCKLES)
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What'd you do to her?
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Er, something sexual.
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Well, rule 101 of porn
and sex addict support,
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make amends.
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Make amends?
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I'm not a porn or sex addict.
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What the fuck am I?
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(SIGHS) I don't belong
in a group,
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not even felting.
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Well, let's make our own one.
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Just be you and me, so,
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less chairs to put away
at the end.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-I'm not chatting you up.
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Stop chatting me up.
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I wouldn't know
what to do with you.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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MARNIE: Making amends
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is an essential part
of recovery.
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Yes.
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Wait. This is the 21st century.
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People don't make
amends in person.
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That's creepy.
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No.
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I'll just send an e-mail.
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SHEREEN: Do you want me
to make you some breakfast?
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-I don't mind.
-Er, no,
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I'm going out, I think.
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Oh, was it a mad one last night?
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-Are you on a comedown?
-(CHUCKLES)
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It was really PG, actually.
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You meet anyone interesting?
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-Er, yeah. I did. This guy.
-(DOOR OPENS)
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If you ever need to borrow
my bed, just say.
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Cos you won't fit
a man in that cupboard.
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(LAUGHS) Er, it's
really more of a friends thing.
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Er, right. Right, with benefits.
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Sexual intercourse,
running errands...
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No, er, like, someone
I can talk to about stuff.
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You can talk to me
about anything.
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Okay.
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So?
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(SIGHS) Maybe not just yet
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cos I've got this
interview thing...
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Oh, same. A load of women
called Karen
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are coming in to try
and impress me.
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(LAUGHS) Okay.
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Well, wait a minute,
I'll come with you.
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(CHUCKLES)
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MARNIE: I wish I was like her.
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She is who she is
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and she doesn't give a fuck
what people think of her.
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I give too many.
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♪ When you're alone
and life is making you lonely ♪
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♪ You can always go ♪
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♪ Downtown ♪
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♪ When you've got worries ♪
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So, big interview.
How are you feeling?
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Fine. Excited.
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♪ Downtown ♪
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I see this a lot in HR.
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-What?
-Simmering panic.
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-Your face, it's shaking.
-No, it's not.
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But if you need any tips
for anxiety, I'm your gal.
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I was a very nervous child.
(CHUCKLES)
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I used to chew holes
in all my clothes.
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Mother thought we had
a moth problem.
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I know what you should do.
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Just picture everybody naked.
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♪ Things will be great
when you're -- ♪
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MARNIE: Story of my life.
(SIGHS)
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Well, right now it's
more of a harrowing tale.
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♪ And you may find
somebody kind ♪
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♪ To help and
understand you ♪
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♪ Someone who is
just like you ♪
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♪ And needs a gentle hand
to guide them along ♪
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♪ So maybe
I'll see you there ♪
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♪ We can forget
all our troubles ♪
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♪ Forget all our cares ♪
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♪ So go downtown ♪
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♪ Things will be great
when you're downtown ♪
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♪ Don't wait a minute more ♪
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♪ Downtown ♪
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♪ Everything's waiting
for you ♪
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♪ Downtown ♪
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♪ Downtown ♪
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(LIFT BELL DINGS)
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Hello.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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...doesn't equal.
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Can you just... One moment...
Just one moment.
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(CLANGING)
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WOMAN: Yeah, I'm fine.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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Hi.
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-Hi.
-Can you just come
over here for a minute?
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-Okay.
-What the fuck
are you doing here?
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I know this is really weird
of me, but I can explain.
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-Go on, then.
-Okay.
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So, the gay thing first?
Yeah. (SIGHS)
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When I said
you weren't my type...
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(STUTTERS) It's cos
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I like people who are
a bit more masculine.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Are you saying
you tried to get with me
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cos I look masculine
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-or you didn't cos I don't?
-Er, second one.
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Erm, when I say masculine,
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I mean...
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So they're actually men.
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-Not women.
-You're a fanny tourist.
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-If that's what it's called.
-Yeah, it is.
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(SIGHS) I'm really sorry.
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People confuse me.
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And I got this thing in my head
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that I thought would
unconfuse me,
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so I had to do it, and...
(SIGHS) That was you.
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You know,
this isn't Love Island,
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you just can't
do that to people.
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Yeah, I know. (SIGHS)
Must be something wrong with me.
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Right. Is that it?
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Cos I've an article
to write on bi-curiosity.
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There's something else, also.
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Is that intern offer
still a thing or...
253
00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:03,179
You want to work here?
254
00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:05,699
-You said you needed interns.
-(CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY)
255
00:12:05,780 --> 00:12:07,059
-I know what I did
was fucked up.
-Yeah.
256
00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:10,739
I don't normally
do things as fucked up as that.
257
00:12:10,820 --> 00:12:14,339
Well, recently I do.
But that wasn't me.
258
00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:16,379
This is me.
259
00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:17,619
Hello. (SIGHS)
260
00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:22,060
I know you probably think
261
00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:22,780
I'm just some random Scottish
person you met in a club.
262
00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:24,499
Yeah.
263
00:12:24,579 --> 00:12:27,059
But, if you gave me a chance,
264
00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:29,500
I would try really hard
not to fuck it up
265
00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:32,460
like I've fucked up
our previous interactions.
266
00:12:33,499 --> 00:12:34,660
I'll do anything.
267
00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:39,419
(SIGHS) Nothing sexual, though,
cos I'm a professional.
268
00:12:39,819 --> 00:12:41,179
Sorry.
269
00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:46,379
One day.
270
00:12:47,659 --> 00:12:48,540
What? Seriously?
271
00:12:48,820 --> 00:12:50,099
Yeah, we could actually do
with the help today.
272
00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:51,260
And for the love of God,
if anyone asks,
273
00:12:51,339 --> 00:12:53,019
-I found you on LinkedIn.
-Okay.
274
00:12:53,099 --> 00:12:54,820
Oh, this is fucked up.
Don't fuck this up.
275
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,660
I won't. I won't, I promise.
276
00:12:57,779 --> 00:12:59,059
(CHUCKLES)
277
00:13:01,219 --> 00:13:02,899
-Are you gonna come with me?
-Yeah, mmm-hmm. Yeah, yeah.
278
00:13:04,499 --> 00:13:06,979
Right. (SIGHS)
We'll set you up here.
279
00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:10,100
-Simi is on holidays again.
-Cool.
280
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,539
Sit here. All right.
281
00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:13,819
(CLICKS)
282
00:13:14,139 --> 00:13:15,580
Erm, ignore these.
These are freebies.
283
00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:18,339
She's not like,
some sort of sexual deviant.
284
00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:19,579
Do you know
how to use a landline?
285
00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:20,900
Er...
286
00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:24,379
Hello... (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
287
00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:25,219
Right. Well, I have shit to do,
288
00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:28,340
so can you just answer
the phones and try to be normal?
289
00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:31,259
Yeah. Er, thanks again for this.
290
00:13:38,379 --> 00:13:39,779
If you want me to be normal,
291
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:40,859
then maybe don't seat me
at a desk
292
00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:43,100
covered in genitals.
293
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,099
That's not normal.
294
00:13:59,659 --> 00:14:01,060
Hi.
295
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,140
(LIFT BELL DINGS)
296
00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:14,619
(SIGHS)
297
00:14:14,699 --> 00:14:15,979
(CLEARS THROAT)
298
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,220
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
299
00:14:19,939 --> 00:14:21,220
Yeah.
300
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,339
Good morning, colleague.
301
00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:30,939
-I'm Marnie.
-Yeah, we met.
302
00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:32,340
You're the one who...
(MIMICS VOMITING)
303
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,459
Oh, I know. Maybe we could just
forget about that
304
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,979
-cos of the Amber thing.
-Okay.
305
00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:39,939
Hello, stranger.
306
00:14:41,779 --> 00:14:43,419
-Nice to meet you.
-For the first time ever.
307
00:14:43,499 --> 00:14:46,340
-(WHISPERING) Can you not...
-Yeah, I won't.
308
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,420
Does anyone want tea?
309
00:15:03,259 --> 00:15:07,180
-That's you. The tea.
-Oh, yeah. Sure.
310
00:15:07,259 --> 00:15:08,420
You better ask people
what they want.
311
00:15:08,739 --> 00:15:11,259
Cos, Yorkshire and one isn't
good enough for some people.
312
00:15:11,339 --> 00:15:12,420
I'll have one, though.
313
00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:15,179
-Can you do...
-Tea. Yeah, I'm on it.
314
00:15:15,899 --> 00:15:17,780
LIBBY: Spring/Summer content.
315
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:20,259
How this year's
number one styles are... (SIGHS)
316
00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:22,300
Bullshit.
317
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,220
I'm not wearing waders as shoes
318
00:15:23,299 --> 00:15:26,699
just cos some designer
twat's been fishing.
319
00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:28,060
(SIGHS)
320
00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:32,059
-So, how's sobriety?
-AMBER: Er, pros...
321
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,019
Whose was the green tea?
322
00:15:34,379 --> 00:15:35,259
Pros... Erm,
323
00:15:35,339 --> 00:15:39,339
cheap, glowing skin,
clarity of thought...
324
00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:40,979
-Who the green tea?
-...which is...
325
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:43,059
Er, it's kind of like grieving.
326
00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:44,259
There's the stage one,
327
00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:45,259
-which is regret.
-That's jasmine.
328
00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:46,940
-"What the fuck am I doing?"
-MARNIE: Oh, wait.
329
00:15:47,019 --> 00:15:48,500
This is the green tea.
330
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:49,499
Sorry, can you just
put those down, so we can...
331
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:52,460
-Yeah, sorry.
-Thanks.
332
00:15:54,739 --> 00:15:55,900
(SIGHS)
333
00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:56,860
-Can you just sit there?
-Okay.
334
00:15:56,940 --> 00:16:00,380
-Sorry, Amby, you were saying...
-(AMBER SIGHS)
335
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,739
Oh, sorry, er, stage two,
you got smugness.
336
00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:05,659
My skin is like marble.
337
00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:07,979
Er, stage three, arrogance.
338
00:16:08,579 --> 00:16:09,980
I could do this for life.
339
00:16:10,059 --> 00:16:12,019
Er, stage four, you got glee.
340
00:16:12,099 --> 00:16:13,460
I cannot wait for a fucking
drink tonight. (SIGHS)
341
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,259
But at least with sobriety,
342
00:16:15,579 --> 00:16:17,420
remember all your
sexual conquests.
343
00:16:17,499 --> 00:16:18,539
(COUGHS)
344
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,499
That's the problem.
345
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:24,420
I'm actually thinking
celibacy for my next piece.
346
00:16:24,499 --> 00:16:26,460
Cos the mad, scattergun approach
347
00:16:26,539 --> 00:16:29,060
to having sex is too much
of an effort.
348
00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:29,819
(COUGHS)
349
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:32,139
Yeah, everyone,
sorry, this is...
350
00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:34,219
Marnie.
351
00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:35,940
LIBBY: Marnie.
352
00:16:36,019 --> 00:16:37,739
So, tell us about yourself.
353
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:44,820
(MARNIE CLEARS THROAT)
354
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:45,820
(SIGHS)
355
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:49,340
Hi. I'm Marnie.
356
00:16:49,419 --> 00:16:52,100
(CLEARS THROAT) And, er...
357
00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:55,059
(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
358
00:17:01,899 --> 00:17:04,899
What are you...
Get the fuck off the table.
359
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,620
Get off the... (SCREAMS)
360
00:17:10,579 --> 00:17:12,260
Er...
361
00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:18,779
Er...
362
00:17:19,459 --> 00:17:21,139
I'm a 24-year-old woman...
363
00:17:27,259 --> 00:17:29,420
Currently living in London.
364
00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:42,300
LIBBY: Did anyone see
365
00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:42,300
Newsnight last night?
366
00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:42,300
LIBBY: Did anyone see
367
00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:42,300
Newsnight last night?
368
00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:44,579
AMBER: I thought you said...
(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
369
00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:46,219
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
370
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,499
♪ Hey, moon ♪
371
00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:50,459
(SIGHS)
372
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:53,219
♪ It's just you and me
tonight ♪
373
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:57,979
♪ Everyone else is asleep ♪
374
00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:58,900
♪ Hey, moon ♪
375
00:17:58,979 --> 00:18:04,059
♪ If I was to fall ♪
376
00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:08,500
♪ I would fall so deep ♪
377
00:18:08,579 --> 00:18:12,180
♪ Hey, moon ♪
378
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,299
♪ Come back soon ♪
379
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:16,700
Does everyone think I'm basic?
380
00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:18,500
(WHISPERING)
Should you be talking to me?
381
00:18:18,579 --> 00:18:19,460
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
382
00:18:19,539 --> 00:18:21,660
All I could say was age,
sex, location.
383
00:18:21,739 --> 00:18:24,540
That's kind of basic.
Like I'm a dead body.
384
00:18:24,619 --> 00:18:28,019
How can you be basic
with Pantone 292 C vomit?
385
00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:29,460
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
386
00:18:29,539 --> 00:18:31,179
Which is still there,
by the way.
387
00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:32,660
I think I saw a tomato plant
growing out of it this morning.
388
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:36,539
(GROANS) You should call
the council.
389
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,899
-Or a fox.
-(LAUGHS)
390
00:18:39,979 --> 00:18:40,860
MARNIE: Do I want that? (SIGHS)
391
00:18:40,939 --> 00:18:43,259
I can't remember
what I decided.
392
00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:46,139
Came to see
how she's getting on.
393
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:46,979
Yeah, good, yeah. (SIGHS)
394
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,340
Very clean. (SIGHS)
395
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:57,939
-What are you up to tonight?
-Nothing.
396
00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:59,739
Hanging out with the girl
I live with.
397
00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:04,219
We have this drinks thing
after for some investors.
398
00:19:04,819 --> 00:19:07,060
Can you stick around for it?
399
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,059
Yeah.
400
00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:10,379
RSVP. (CHUCKLES)
401
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:14,300
You can go now.
You just come back around 7:00.
402
00:19:16,339 --> 00:19:17,500
Great.
403
00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:22,859
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
404
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,619
(PHONE BEEPS)
405
00:19:33,179 --> 00:19:35,899
♪ Is it time to dance? ♪
406
00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:37,380
♪ I'll fall ♪
407
00:19:37,459 --> 00:19:38,900
♪ You know I like to fall ♪
408
00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:41,019
♪ I'm hopeful for ♪
409
00:19:41,099 --> 00:19:43,459
♪ The rush-hour car stares ♪
410
00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:47,579
♪ And the memory
of your piano ♪
411
00:19:49,739 --> 00:19:51,060
♪ Can I feel you? ♪
412
00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:54,620
♪ Are you mythological? ♪
413
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:02,539
(SOFTLY) Hey. Hey. Come here.
414
00:20:07,219 --> 00:20:10,580
-Don't you have a job?
-Nah, sabbatical.
415
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:12,779
Why are we in a medical library?
416
00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:14,940
Alumni. Get my money's worth.
417
00:20:15,019 --> 00:20:16,700
(CLEARS THROAT)
And my uni class was cancelled.
418
00:20:16,779 --> 00:20:19,099
-If I don't keep busy
I just fap.
-Fap?
419
00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:20,420
(MIMICS MASTURBATION)
420
00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:21,780
Onomatopoeic term
for masturbation.
421
00:20:21,859 --> 00:20:23,659
(SHUSHES)
422
00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:25,740
I was doing
some research for you
423
00:20:25,819 --> 00:20:28,859
to help you with, er,
what you are.
424
00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:29,979
Thanks, but I don't need
you to mansplain
425
00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:32,859
something that's been going on
in my brain
426
00:20:32,939 --> 00:20:33,939
for the last 10 years.
427
00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:35,900
No, no. No, I wouldn't.
428
00:20:35,979 --> 00:20:37,460
I know... I know
you know yourself,
429
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,740
and you've just met me. (SIGHS)
430
00:20:39,819 --> 00:20:43,099
But I wanna help you
with your...
431
00:20:43,779 --> 00:20:44,980
-Head.
-(CHUCKLES)
432
00:20:45,299 --> 00:20:46,819
And I won't be mansplaining.
I'll just be reading.
433
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:49,380
-All right?
-Fine.
434
00:20:49,459 --> 00:20:50,980
But if the NHS can't tell me,
435
00:20:51,059 --> 00:20:53,580
then an unqualified man
with a book isn't going to.
436
00:20:57,580 --> 00:20:59,940
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.
437
00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:05,700
You're welcome.
438
00:21:05,779 --> 00:21:06,500
I don't have OCD.
439
00:21:06,579 --> 00:21:09,500
Wait. Just hear me out.
Whoa, whoa!
440
00:21:09,579 --> 00:21:10,139
-(SHUSHING)
-CHARLIE: "OCD
441
00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:12,420
"is a psychiatric disorder
442
00:21:12,499 --> 00:21:14,460
"characterised by
obsessive thoughts
443
00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:16,059
-"and compulsive actions..."
-I'm really untidy.
444
00:21:16,139 --> 00:21:18,140
I don't wash my hands
for long enough.
445
00:21:18,219 --> 00:21:19,380
And I always leave the house
446
00:21:19,459 --> 00:21:20,539
with tealights
accidentally burning.
447
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,779
And I don't care. Cos they're
little and they just go out.
448
00:21:22,859 --> 00:21:25,180
"Obsessions manifest
as recurring intrusive thoughts
449
00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:27,780
"which are disturbing thoughts,
images or ideas.
450
00:21:27,859 --> 00:21:29,499
"Compulsions are the actions
sufferers carry out
451
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:32,300
"to relieve the anxiety
they cause."
452
00:21:32,379 --> 00:21:33,299
MARNIE: Liking wine,
moving to London,
453
00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:35,379
and gate-crashing
random support groups
454
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:39,219
are not compulsions.
They're subtle cries for help.
455
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:41,220
-(SHUSHES) No talking.
-CHARLIE: "Typical
456
00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:42,779
-"obsessive things include...
-We're going.
457
00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:44,539
"...contamination, illness...
458
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:46,300
-I'm sorry. Come on, Charlie.
-"...orderliness, but sufferers
459
00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:50,220
"also obsess about violence,
murder, blasphemy and sex."
460
00:21:50,979 --> 00:21:53,179
What?
461
00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:56,140
"Sexual obsessions can include
doubts over deviant behaviours,
462
00:21:56,219 --> 00:21:57,660
"but also unfaithfulness,
463
00:21:57,739 --> 00:22:00,780
"or suitability of one's partner
or sexual orientation."
464
00:22:00,859 --> 00:22:02,379
That sounds like me.
465
00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:03,420
"What if I sinned?
466
00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:05,139
"What if I don't really
love my partner?
467
00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:06,659
"What if I feel
sexual love for a parent?
468
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:08,859
"What if I assaulted someone?
469
00:22:08,939 --> 00:22:10,179
"What if I'm infected?
470
00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:11,019
"What if I'm sexually attracted
to animals?
471
00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:14,459
"What if my entire
personal identity is wrong?"
472
00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:14,699
Give me this.
473
00:22:16,899 --> 00:22:19,060
(SIGHS)
474
00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:20,940
Oh, my God!
475
00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:24,579
Oh, my God!
476
00:22:24,940 --> 00:22:26,219
Oh, my God!
477
00:22:28,459 --> 00:22:29,379
Fuck!
478
00:22:29,460 --> 00:22:31,940
Char... Charlie, it's OCD!
479
00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:35,260
-I've got OCD.
-Told you, kiddo.
480
00:22:35,780 --> 00:22:36,379
Fuck! Fuck!
481
00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:38,899
-(SHUSHES)
-(CHUCKLES)
482
00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,140
(LAUGHS) Fuck!
483
00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:46,019
(EXHALES)
484
00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:58,219
♪ Come tomorrow
way down south in St. Amore ♪
485
00:22:58,300 --> 00:23:01,339
♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪
486
00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:04,460
Yesterday, that would've been
a bollock flying at my head.
487
00:23:04,539 --> 00:23:06,660
Today, it's just
an unwashed Pink Lady.
488
00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:08,779
I am sick in the head,
489
00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:10,259
and there are thousands
of other people
490
00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:11,619
just as fucked up
as me.
491
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:13,819
I'm finally part
of a community.
492
00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:17,019
♪ Jezahel ♪
493
00:23:17,099 --> 00:23:18,779
♪ Jezahel ♪
494
00:23:18,860 --> 00:23:20,139
(LIFT BELL DINGS)
495
00:23:43,299 --> 00:23:45,219
Hey...
496
00:23:45,499 --> 00:23:46,619
-Babe, I said 7:00.
-It's only half past.
497
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,539
Sorry I didn't know it was a
bang-on-seven thing. I didn't...
498
00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:50,540
I wanted you to help set up.
499
00:23:50,859 --> 00:23:53,339
And you're meant to be pouring
that into folks' glasses.
500
00:23:53,420 --> 00:23:54,780
Not down your throat.
501
00:23:54,859 --> 00:23:58,060
Oh, my God. Shit! I, er...
Didn't know it was work.
502
00:23:58,139 --> 00:23:59,860
I thought it was social.
I'm so sorry.
503
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,340
It's fine. Maybe I wasn't clear.
504
00:24:01,419 --> 00:24:03,099
Just keep people
topped up, all right?
505
00:24:03,179 --> 00:24:05,259
Yes, I was actually
a waitress...
506
00:24:05,340 --> 00:24:06,420
Brilliant!
507
00:24:06,499 --> 00:24:08,299
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
508
00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:10,380
MAN: Yeah.
509
00:24:17,619 --> 00:24:18,940
Here you go. Enjoy.
510
00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:22,139
♪ When I'm with you, baby,
I go out of my head ♪
511
00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:24,059
♪ I just can get enough ♪
512
00:24:24,140 --> 00:24:25,979
♪ I just can't get enough ♪
513
00:24:26,060 --> 00:24:28,100
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
514
00:24:28,179 --> 00:24:30,020
♪ And everything you said ♪
515
00:24:30,099 --> 00:24:32,100
♪ I just can't get enough ♪
516
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,179
♪ I just can't get enough ♪
517
00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:37,540
♪ We slip and slide
as we fall in love ♪
518
00:24:37,619 --> 00:24:42,260
♪ And I just can't seem
to get enough ♪
519
00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:44,219
♪ Do, do, do-do, do-do ♪
520
00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:46,460
♪ Do, do, do-do, do-do ♪
521
00:24:46,539 --> 00:24:48,299
♪ Do, do, do-do, do-do ♪
522
00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:51,580
♪ Do, do, do-do, do-do, do ♪
523
00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:53,139
Marnie.
524
00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:53,780
I'm just gonna dump these
and I'll be back with the wine.
525
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,420
No, babe, come have a rest.
526
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:56,900
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
527
00:24:57,139 --> 00:25:00,699
...but our aim over the next
few quarters is to really expand
528
00:25:00,779 --> 00:25:02,739
our male-targeted content.
529
00:25:02,820 --> 00:25:05,700
I mean, we're doing
our bit, obviously.
530
00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:07,259
Token male.
531
00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:07,900
Er, hello.
532
00:25:07,980 --> 00:25:10,019
(SIGHS)
533
00:25:10,379 --> 00:25:12,980
And investing in new talent
is another important one.
534
00:25:13,060 --> 00:25:13,419
Hi.
535
00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,779
Marnie is doing
some work experience for us.
536
00:25:18,860 --> 00:25:22,420
Yeah, er, experiencing the work.
537
00:25:22,499 --> 00:25:23,699
She's not from here. Are you?
538
00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:26,540
-I'm from Scotland.
-WOMAN: Whereabouts?
539
00:25:26,619 --> 00:25:29,579
I wouldn't know it
cos it's in Scotland. (CHUCKLES)
540
00:25:29,660 --> 00:25:32,540
(SIGHS) It's just this tiny
place no one's ever heard of.
541
00:25:32,619 --> 00:25:33,979
People drive straight through it
to get to somewhere better.
542
00:25:34,060 --> 00:25:35,899
-(CHUCKLES)
-(MARNIE SIGHS)
543
00:25:36,179 --> 00:25:37,500
Unless they've got
to stop in the lay-by
544
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:39,339
to vom or do dogging
or something.
545
00:25:43,179 --> 00:25:44,660
I wouldn't.
546
00:25:44,740 --> 00:25:45,819
-Stop, I mean. Not do dogging.
-(ALL LAUGHING)
547
00:25:45,899 --> 00:25:48,620
I wouldn't do dogging,
either, though.
548
00:25:48,699 --> 00:25:50,380
Unless it's a toss up
between that
549
00:25:50,459 --> 00:25:52,379
and getting out of the car.
550
00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:54,500
-Ooh, toss up?
-(CHUCKLES)
551
00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:56,420
Cos it's dogging.
552
00:25:58,819 --> 00:25:59,899
I'm just gonna do these.
553
00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:02,580
WOMAN: She certainly
has a unique perspective.
554
00:26:02,659 --> 00:26:04,500
(AMBER CHUCKLES)
555
00:26:07,619 --> 00:26:08,859
There you are.
556
00:26:09,499 --> 00:26:10,179
Thought you'd change your mind
557
00:26:10,260 --> 00:26:11,940
halfway through
again and run off.
558
00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:14,220
And I was like, (GROANS)
"Can't take the rejection."
559
00:26:14,299 --> 00:26:17,100
Nope. Still here. Glasses.
560
00:26:18,139 --> 00:26:20,379
-Cleaner will do them.
-I don't mind.
561
00:26:21,339 --> 00:26:24,059
Well, everyone's bailed
cos it's a school night,
562
00:26:24,140 --> 00:26:25,299
and I have to get Sef home
563
00:26:25,579 --> 00:26:27,219
cos she had white wine
and she shouldn't, so...
564
00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:28,339
(CHUCKLES)
565
00:26:31,019 --> 00:26:34,859
-Thanks for tonight.
-Thanks for letting me in.
566
00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:36,379
That was good work today.
567
00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:38,299
(WINCES) Was it, though?
568
00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:40,659
(LIFT BELL DINGS)
569
00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:43,060
-AMBER: See you tomorrow.
-See you.
570
00:26:46,139 --> 00:26:48,260
Wait... What?
571
00:26:50,539 --> 00:26:52,100
Yes!
572
00:26:53,019 --> 00:26:54,259
(HUMMING)
573
00:26:59,940 --> 00:27:01,180
Hi. (CHUCKLES)
574
00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:08,020
(SIGHS)
575
00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:10,180
(DOOR RATTLING)
576
00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:14,419
-There's a button on the side.
-What?
577
00:27:14,499 --> 00:27:15,179
You gotta press the button.
578
00:27:18,099 --> 00:27:19,380
(DOOR BEEPS)
579
00:27:21,819 --> 00:27:23,139
(CHUCKLES)
580
00:27:28,619 --> 00:27:29,700
Amber's gone,
if you're waiting for her.
581
00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:33,100
I wasn't.
582
00:27:33,179 --> 00:27:36,499
Uber. Mahmoud. 4.9 stars.
583
00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:40,139
(SIGHS)
584
00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:46,940
I wanted to get
you alone, actually.
585
00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:48,460
Not in a creepy way.
586
00:27:48,740 --> 00:27:51,740
Erm, to say thanks
for the whole vom sitch.
587
00:27:51,819 --> 00:27:57,019
I'm glad it was you and not
a sex offender. (CHUCKLES)
588
00:27:57,619 --> 00:27:59,099
Me too.
589
00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:02,740
I stayed in London cos of you.
590
00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:05,900
Not cos of you,
but cos of what you said.
591
00:28:05,979 --> 00:28:08,139
About people not giving a shit.
592
00:28:09,819 --> 00:28:11,059
So, thanks.
593
00:28:16,140 --> 00:28:17,739
-How you getting home?
-Just gonna tube it.
594
00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:21,179
I'll come with you.
595
00:28:23,339 --> 00:28:24,299
What about your Uber?
596
00:28:26,659 --> 00:28:28,540
It's cancelled.
597
00:28:32,179 --> 00:28:33,340
(MARNIE CHUCKLES)
598
00:28:44,659 --> 00:28:46,659
MARNIE: Not bad
for a day's work.
599
00:28:46,740 --> 00:28:49,380
I can still count my friends
on one hand,
600
00:28:49,459 --> 00:28:50,659
but at least I know why
601
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:53,220
I sometimes picture
that hand fisting them.
602
00:28:55,820 --> 00:28:56,939
Life is good,
603
00:28:57,020 --> 00:28:59,979
or at least not as shit
as it has been.
604
00:29:07,539 --> 00:29:09,019
(TRAIN SCREECHING)
605
00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:10,379
(CHUCKLES)
606
00:29:12,579 --> 00:29:15,099
-(CHUCKLES) Sorry.
-It's fine.
607
00:29:16,260 --> 00:29:19,859
WOMAN: (ON PA) The next station
is Finsbury Park.
608
00:29:19,940 --> 00:29:22,779
The doors will open
on the right-hand side.
609
00:29:23,819 --> 00:29:28,180
Change for the Piccadilly Line
and National Rail Services.
610
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:35,420
(TRAIN SCREECHING)
611
00:29:40,739 --> 00:29:42,219
(HEART BEATING)
612
00:29:47,260 --> 00:29:50,299
MARNIE: Fuck! No, no, no.
613
00:29:50,859 --> 00:29:52,259
(MAN GRUNTING)
614
00:29:52,619 --> 00:29:54,299
(WOMEN MOANING)
615
00:29:55,539 --> 00:29:57,260
No, stop!
616
00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:01,539
Oh, God!
617
00:30:01,620 --> 00:30:03,179
-(MOANING)
-MARNIE: Fuck!
618
00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:05,419
(MOANING)
619
00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:09,020
-(ALARM BEEPING)
-It's not me. It's not me.
620
00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:12,620
-(GROANING)
-It's not me. It's my OCD.
621
00:30:13,379 --> 00:30:15,500
It's not me. It's my OCD.
622
00:30:16,819 --> 00:30:18,699
It's not me. It's my OCD.
623
00:30:20,619 --> 00:30:21,979
It's not me.
624
00:30:22,379 --> 00:30:24,260
It's my OCD.
625
00:30:26,620 --> 00:30:27,339
You okay?
626
00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:37,260
Yeah, I'm okay.
627
00:30:53,259 --> 00:30:54,420
(CHUCKLES)
628
00:30:58,099 --> 00:31:01,180
Wow. I actually am okay.
629
00:31:07,139 --> 00:31:08,420
Oh, hello.
630
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:17,740
♪ It's a wonderful life ♪
631
00:31:17,819 --> 00:31:22,820
♪ It's a wonderful life ♪
632
00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:29,140
♪ I wore ♪
633
00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:34,539
♪ A rooster's blood ♪
634
00:31:37,859 --> 00:31:39,179
♪ When it flew ♪
635
00:31:42,659 --> 00:31:44,179
♪ Like doves ♪
636
00:31:48,979 --> 00:31:51,220
♪ I'm a bog ♪
637
00:31:53,219 --> 00:31:56,540
♪ Of poison frogs ♪
638
00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:06,939
♪ It's a wonderful life ♪
639
00:32:07,019 --> 00:32:12,139
♪ It's a wonderful life ♪
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