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Derek:
Say hello to Idiosa Dartellum 7...
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...or the ID-7 virus.
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Nasty-looking little fucker?
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For the uninitiated, the ID-7 strain
makes stress hormone levels rise...
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...blocks neural paths,
essentially attacking our id...
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...and throwing off a very
important balance in our brains...
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...the balance between emotions and reason
that keep us from doing stupid shit...
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...things like punching your boss
in the face when angry...
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...or fucking your date in public when horny.
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That balance is temporarily severed,
causing inhibitions to drop...
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...and basic instincts
to rise to the surface...
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...as the infected fall victim to
what experts call emotional hijacking.
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Social media has tagged it the red-eye virus
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...for obvious reasons.
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So in a nutshell...
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...basic human dignity takes a sick leave.
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The first reported case of the red-eye
virus occurred 18 months ago...
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...in Des Moines, Iowa,
and quickly spread around the world.
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Since then, there have been over 1,000
confirmed outbreaks reported globally...
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...over half of which
are in the United States alone.
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The CDC is optimistic they can
contain the virus immediately...
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...through mandated quarantines,
and the nation will be virus-free...
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...by the end of the year as antibodies
are being aggressively tested.
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They also state the virus isn't lethal,
which is technically true.
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But while the virus can't kill,
the infected, or redders, can.
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Introducing Mr. Nevil Reed...
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...the first redder to be officially
cleared for murder.
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Derek: His legal defense alleged that those
infected with the ID-7 strain...
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...can't control their emotions and therefore
are not liable for the resulting actions.
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And thanks to a loophole,
the case was dismissed.
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So Nevil lost his shit, stabbed a co-worker
repeatedly in the face till dead...
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...and walked thanks a doctor's note.
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God bless the justice system.
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Welcome to the home of
Towers & Smythe Consulting...
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...the corporate scumbags hired
by the bigger corporate scumbags...
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...in the landmark Nevil Reed case.
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TSC is a firm fueled by greed,
duplicity, and moral decay...
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...a place that ironically screens
their job applicants for honesty...
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...loyalty, and integrity.
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Qualities I had in spades
when I was fresh-faced...
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...and ready to take on the world
my first day here.
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And here's me six months later...
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...late nights, no respect, the bad coffee...
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all the shit that comes
with paying your dues.
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But none of it could slow me down.
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I was striving for the success
my family never had...
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...a seat at the big kids' table
with all the fixings...
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...all while paying back
those goddamn student loans.
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But the higher I rose, the more I felt
like I was losing myself in the process.
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And after discovering that loophole
that won the Reed case...
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...the requisite promotion quickly followed.
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But by then, it didn't matter
that I thought he was guilty as fuck.
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I just wanted the corner office.
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And for my sins, they gave me one.
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What a dick.
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Towers and Smythe.
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- man: I mean, how fucking stupid can you get?
- I'm sorry. I...
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You're sorry? I don't fucking pay you
to be fucking sorry, Jenny.
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Hey. Morning. Dude, you gotta see this.
You gotta see this. Come over here.
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- What's up?
- I just got this today.
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Oh, man, last year's Christmas party.
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That looks like you.
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Yeah. That's you.
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Where'd you get that?
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I googled "a small-dick douche
makes assistant work hard...
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...for fake promise of a raise,"
and it was just, like, top search result...
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...like, number one.
Listen, leave her alone...
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...or I'll sell this to your wife for half
of the half she'll get from your divorce.
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It's a good talk, bro.
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Thank you.
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- Derek: May not be much...
- Morning, Miles.
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...but I'll take whatever goodwill
I can pillage to sleep better at night.
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Thank God for coffee, right?
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- Your 9:00 a.m. is in meeting room three.
- Where is my coffee cup?
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- Don't know. Also, I...
- Do you know who took it?
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- No. But I can get you another one.
- Derek: I don't want another mug. I want my mug.
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Yep, David from Vanda Corp.
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- Derek. Derek.
- What?
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- David, line one.
- Okay. Put him on.
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David, I was just about to call you.
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Lucy: David? Who the hell's David?
It's Lucy.
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Miles, this is my sister.
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- I'm sorry.
- Lucy: It is so hard to get you on the phone.
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I just wanted to see if you were
coming up for my birthday next month.
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Yeah. No, actually.
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I'm so sorry. I will not be able
to make it to your birthday.
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But I will totally make it up to you.
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Lucy: Well, if you're not gonna show up,
at least paint me something cool.
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- How do you know I started painting?
- Lucy: Miles said you're pretty good.
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Did he?
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Lucy: Yeah. You should sign up
for art classes or something.
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I don't have time for art classes.
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Lucy: Yeah. You don't have time for anything.
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Yes. You are correct.
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I do not have time for anything.
I don't have time for this conversation.
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- But I love you very much.
- Wait, Derek...
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Thank you so much for calling.
I gotta go. I love you. Bye.
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What's my 9:00?
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woman: Good morning. Pat Sorenson's office.
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Right this way, sir.
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How can I help you?
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My client wants to pay this overdue
debt to reverse the foreclosure.
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We just need TSC to tell
the bank to allow more time.
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I'm sorry to inform you, but our client
has a strong no-refinance policy.
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Then what do I tell mine?
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Would you be open to discussing
the possibility of a deed in lieu?
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You don't know
what I'm talking about, do you?
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- You should see a lawyer.
- I am a lawyer.
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If you were a lawyer,
you would know what a deed in lieu is.
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You're one of the borrowers, aren't you?
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- So what's a deed in lieu?
- It doesn't matter.
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Bank wouldn't agree to it anyway.
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Look, you're not the first borrower
to try to pull this kind of scam.
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Miss, this is a non-smoking room.
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So come stop me, suit.
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Wait.
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We just need two more months.
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Families are involved here, but nobody
listens, not the banks, not the lawyers.
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I can't get past their damn secretaries.
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Look, I am very sorry
this is happening to you.
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- Then don't kick me out.
- The bank is kicking you out.
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- The bank is your client.
- It's the firm's client.
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The firm's partners call the shots.
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No one raindrop thinks it caused the flood.
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My mother used to say that.
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Now I understand what it means.
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Is there anything else I can do to help?
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Melanie: You can start by telling me the partner
calling the shots on the case.
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Oh, shit.
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Irene Smythe.
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Well, I want a word with this
Irene Smythe or whoever right now.
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Sure. Let me get her on the phone.
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- This way, ma'am.
- Get off me!
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We're not done here!
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I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna sue all of you!
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You're in deep shit, too!
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You're in deep shit.
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Brenda wasn't feeling well,
so I had to go out to the penthouse...
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...to cover for her for a bit.
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Turns out The Boss is meeting
with Kara and I'm pretty sure...
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...they were talking about you fucking
up a Vanda Corp case or something.
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Wait, what? Are you...
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I don't work Vanda Corp.
That's Kara's client.
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I know, right?
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Oh, no.
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- man: How can I help you?
- Derek Cho.
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- Need an access code to the eighth floor.
- man: To see whom?
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Derek: Kara Powell, director of operations,
not effective for client matters...
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...but with all things related to navigating
internal company politics...
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...she's fuckin' Mussolini.
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We call her The Siren.
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Derek: She's got The Boss's ear.
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man: Mr. Cho.
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To see... Kara Powell.
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man: One moment, please.
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Your pass code is 7-8-5-star-9-5.
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Ray: You expected me to create
a dedicated office mobile app
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- ...with servers that run on hamster wheels.
- Ray, stop talking.
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If I hear another whining excuse from you...
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...I'll make sure you're back to building
porn-site banner ads by lunch.
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- Do you understand me?
- Ray: Yes, fine.
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The Siren: So stop playing video games
in your troll cave...
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...and get the interoffice apps
updated ASAP, okay, sweetie?
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Okay. Thank you so much. Bye-bye. Asshole.
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- What I can do for you?
- That's a nice mug.
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- Where'd you get it?
- I told my assistant to get me one.
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- And where did she get it?
- Meg!
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Derek here wants to know
where you got the mug.
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From a kitchen downstairs.
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- Okay. And why did you choose that one?
- Meg: Because the other ones were filthy.
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- Derek: And why do you think this one wasn't?
- Meg: Because the maid cleaned it.
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Derek: Incorrect. I cleaned this mug
because this mug is mine.
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And what's mine is mine.
And what's yours is yours.
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- You're getting to a point.
- Vanda Corp is your client.
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That blood's on your hands.
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- So now you wanna share.
- Derek: I can't share what isn't mine.
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Vanda Corp has filed more than 100 account
cases through us in the last two years.
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Well, then I hope they have
a good case manager.
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You mean managers. No one can work
a client that big without delegating.
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And according to the annual
work distribution sheet...
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That hasn't been updated in years.
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...one of Vanda Corp's
complaint cases was assigned...
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...to you.
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Wow. Heads will roll.
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- This will cost Vanda...
- Give me this.
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- This was planted.
- I'll cut you a deal. Plead guilty.
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- Not guilty.
- The corpse was found inside your office.
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You knew exactly where to find it.
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- Do you wanna take this upstairs?
- Great idea.
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The Siren: Wanna swipe your key card,
or should I swipe mine?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot.
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You don't have clearance.
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My bad.
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Don't you worry, little one.
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Daddy will pay for abandoning you
and leaving you to die...
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...in that cold, dirty dumpster.
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No, no. You died when you drowned
because Mommy left you in the bathtub...
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...while she went shopping for shoes.
But don't worry. Daddy will make her pay.
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Too bad Mommy outranks Daddy.
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- Derek: Mommy's a backstabbing bitch.
- The Siren: That's why Mommy outranks Daddy.
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- Brenda, what's his mood?
- Brenda: He's drawing.
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Oh, shit.
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John Towers, capital "T" in TSC...
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...king of the castle, top of the food
chain, and total fucking maniac...
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...you know, your typical
American success story.
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Did I mention that he also
dabbles in the fine arts?
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Tell me what you see here.
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I see that those soldiers' lives
are in danger, sir.
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Do you think they'll make it?
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No, sir. The fuse is too short.
It's too late to run.
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And what do you think
they should be doing instead?
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May I, sir?
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So simple and yet so effective.
Can you see it, Derek?
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Can you see the solution to our problem here?
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I think you mean her problem
because she was the one that...
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Give me the file. This is our bomb.
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The fuse is already burning.
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So should we run like cowards and die?
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We are brave, sir.
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I'm so glad you said that...
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...because any second now, Vanda Corp
is gonna find out about this mess...
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...and I'm gonna need some scalps.
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So, who dropped the ball?
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I hate pointing fingers, but may I suggest...
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...you check the annual work
distribution sheet?
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Someone cooked the fucking worksheet.
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Sir.
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Go on.
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Have you noticed that whenever
there's a problem like this...
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...it's almost always
the same soldier involved?
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Because down in the trenches,
we have all noticed.
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00:15:16,201 --> 00:15:20,842
And we wonder if discharging this problem
soldier might be the solution...
233
00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:24,573
...to preventing this kind of mess
from ever happening again.
234
00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:27,357
- And who would that be?
- May I?
235
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,398
Thank you, Derek. You can leave.
236
00:15:47,338 --> 00:15:49,630
- Let's discuss.
- Yes, sir.
237
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- I...
- Leave.
238
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:08,725
You got a sec?
239
00:16:24,296 --> 00:16:26,473
Nothing like a little power meditation.
240
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,448
This one's new.
241
00:16:29,043 --> 00:16:32,025
- Declan's walking already?
- Wobbling, actually...
242
00:16:32,102 --> 00:16:34,327
...like you were last Friday night.
243
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:38,517
- Thanks for the ride, by the way.
- Thanks for puking in my car.
244
00:16:38,594 --> 00:16:40,406
That's what friends are for.
245
00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:43,552
So debrief me. What happened?
246
00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:46,314
Just found someone else's shit
swept under my carpet.
247
00:16:46,390 --> 00:16:48,299
What kind of shit?
248
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,217
Vanda Corp shit.
249
00:16:50,293 --> 00:16:52,930
It's a seven-figure mistake.
I didn't even touch the file.
250
00:16:53,007 --> 00:16:54,570
Don't sweat it.
251
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:58,790
Those clowns working Vanda Corp
are a bunch of a serial screw-ups.
252
00:16:58,866 --> 00:17:01,158
Look, I realize you might
not wanna divulge...
253
00:17:01,235 --> 00:17:02,923
The Siren.
254
00:17:04,342 --> 00:17:08,072
All right. Let's take a beat to strategize.
255
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:12,224
Since the promotion, you could possibly
be in charge of a case that big...
256
00:17:12,301 --> 00:17:14,977
...but not big enough to be untouchable.
257
00:17:15,053 --> 00:17:17,959
That's why she chose you.
You're the perfect fall guy.
258
00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:20,424
So before even taking this upstairs...
259
00:17:21,747 --> 00:17:25,653
...you already took this upstairs
and made a mess of things.
260
00:17:27,635 --> 00:17:28,699
Fuck.
261
00:17:28,776 --> 00:17:31,519
Say I punch a rhino in the face.
262
00:17:31,595 --> 00:17:33,954
Would you call that brave or stupid?
263
00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:35,776
Brave...
264
00:17:36,141 --> 00:17:37,905
...and stupid.
265
00:17:37,982 --> 00:17:40,840
See how bravery and stupidity can overlap?
266
00:17:41,146 --> 00:17:44,589
Now that you understand that, let me give her
a call and see if I can't find a way...
267
00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:47,389
- ...to cut you a deal.
- She already offered me a deal.
268
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:51,072
I told her to suck it and that this is war.
269
00:17:51,148 --> 00:17:54,140
- War is over, moron.
- Come on in, Kara.
270
00:17:54,217 --> 00:17:56,998
- How so?
- Natural selection happened.
271
00:17:57,075 --> 00:17:59,501
Pack your shit.
Boxes are on the second floor.
272
00:17:59,577 --> 00:18:02,847
- You're fucking kidding me?
- Derek, calm down.
273
00:18:03,356 --> 00:18:05,149
You blew him, didn't you?
274
00:18:05,226 --> 00:18:07,613
Like I need to stoop to that level.
275
00:18:07,882 --> 00:18:09,378
Now...
276
00:18:10,538 --> 00:18:12,619
...get the fuck out of my face.
277
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:14,786
I'm taking this to The Nine.
278
00:18:14,863 --> 00:18:17,376
Sure. Good luck with that.
279
00:18:18,507 --> 00:18:19,942
And I want my mug back.
280
00:18:21,998 --> 00:18:25,344
The Nine, the company's board of directors.
281
00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:28,797
Good morning, everybody.
This is the Vanda Corp file.
282
00:18:28,873 --> 00:18:31,137
Derek: No one here goes up or
down without their vote.
283
00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:33,371
Rumor has it that they're actually
cybernetic organisms...
284
00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:35,711
...but that hasn't been
officially confirmed yet.
285
00:18:35,787 --> 00:18:39,384
Now, there's a common misconception about
the death gesture during gladiatorial combat.
286
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:43,296
The actual phrase used in Roman texts
doesn't translate as thumbs down...
287
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,667
...but rather thumbs turned.
288
00:18:44,744 --> 00:18:48,350
Personally, I think we should hang,
draw and quarter the little fucker.
289
00:18:48,426 --> 00:18:50,814
But... you know, that's just me.
290
00:18:51,275 --> 00:18:53,595
- So let's vote.
- Derek: That's because the victors...
291
00:18:53,672 --> 00:18:56,702
...finished off their opponents
with a sword thrust across the throat.
292
00:18:56,779 --> 00:19:00,624
So it's unanimous. Call Lester.
293
00:19:00,701 --> 00:19:03,894
Derek:Enter Lester McGill,
head of human resources.
294
00:19:03,971 --> 00:19:06,528
No, not her. That guy.
295
00:19:10,195 --> 00:19:12,093
He takes care of the firm's layoffs.
296
00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:16,341
He's as cold as his methods
are efficient, a perfect fit here.
297
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:19,861
Naturally, we call him the reaper...
298
00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:24,272
...and he's the last person you want
to see standing at your doorway.
299
00:19:26,439 --> 00:19:29,537
Mind if I come in... Derek?
300
00:19:29,613 --> 00:19:31,502
Derek: If I said no?
301
00:19:32,327 --> 00:19:34,101
Thank you.
302
00:19:38,819 --> 00:19:40,948
Do you even know what happened?
303
00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:42,895
I don't care what happened.
304
00:19:42,972 --> 00:19:45,273
You must be good friends with Kara, then.
305
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:48,505
I hope she dies promptly.
306
00:19:49,253 --> 00:19:51,449
Glad we're on the same page.
307
00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:54,489
The Nine listen to you,
and I have proof that...
308
00:19:54,565 --> 00:19:56,080
- Sign here...
- ...this was not my mist...
309
00:19:56,157 --> 00:19:57,490
...and here.
310
00:19:57,567 --> 00:19:59,350
What the hell are you doing?
311
00:19:59,811 --> 00:20:01,700
My job.
312
00:20:01,777 --> 00:20:03,378
So you are on her side.
313
00:20:03,455 --> 00:20:06,840
I'm on the right side. Always am.
314
00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:09,045
That's why it's me firing you.
315
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,536
Fuck you.
316
00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:17,139
Sign these documents from upstairs
so I can clear accounting...
317
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,342
...to transfer your severance pay
into your account.
318
00:20:26,844 --> 00:20:29,318
Derek: Do you know what this is?
This is a statement...
319
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:32,147
...saying that I take full responsibility
over the Vanda Corp mess.
320
00:20:32,223 --> 00:20:35,474
I'll have to file that
under "N" for "not my problem."
321
00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:37,584
I could be disbarred.
322
00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,722
I could face legal action from the client.
323
00:20:39,799 --> 00:20:41,391
I'm just the messenger, Derek.
324
00:20:41,468 --> 00:20:44,690
Yelling at me is like yelling
at your watch because you're late.
325
00:20:44,766 --> 00:20:46,585
Why would I sign this crap?
326
00:20:49,436 --> 00:20:50,501
To get rich.
327
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:55,602
Wow.
328
00:20:55,679 --> 00:20:58,832
Glad to see we're now on the same page.
329
00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:03,312
Glad to see I'm not.
330
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,956
You want to do this the hard way?
331
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,162
I wanna do this the right way.
332
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,173
I wanna speak with him and The Nine.
333
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,571
Executive decisions
are not subject to appeal.
334
00:21:14,647 --> 00:21:16,623
This one fucking better be...
335
00:21:16,699 --> 00:21:19,404
...because I'm not leaving this
building until I plead my case.
336
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,590
Understood.
337
00:22:00,821 --> 00:22:03,129
man: This building
is under quarantine.
338
00:22:03,149 --> 00:22:06,383
Get back inside.
339
00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:43,945
man: What's going on here?
You can't tell me...
340
00:22:44,021 --> 00:22:46,083
- What the...
- ...hell is going on?
341
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,085
One of our pathogen sniffers
in the building's ventilation system...
342
00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:51,137
...picked up traces of the ID-7 virus.
343
00:22:51,214 --> 00:22:54,397
And who authorized you to install
a sniffer in my building anyway?
344
00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:57,926
Since the outbreak in Des Moines,
detection devices are now legally required...
345
00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:01,100
- ...in public places.
- Des Moines. Fuck.
346
00:23:01,177 --> 00:23:03,939
woman: According to our projections,
those infected in the building...
347
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:08,034
...will begin to display symptoms
soon, if not already.
348
00:23:08,714 --> 00:23:12,483
Our experts have already released
a neutralizer into your ventilation system.
349
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:16,511
All traces of the virus should be
eliminated in approximately eight hours.
350
00:23:16,587 --> 00:23:19,368
Until then, this building
is officially under quarantine.
351
00:23:19,445 --> 00:23:21,593
So what are we supposed to do
for the next eight hours?
352
00:23:21,670 --> 00:23:23,358
Try to remain calm.
353
00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:28,191
Derek: So there I was getting the shit kicked out
of me on the lobby floor by this asshole.
354
00:23:28,267 --> 00:23:31,087
And then... something...
355
00:23:31,163 --> 00:23:33,254
...happened!
356
00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:37,684
I don't wanna remain calm! I want this fixed.
357
00:23:41,961 --> 00:23:44,157
Hey. It's me. It's me. You all right?
358
00:23:44,234 --> 00:23:46,555
I think I just... I think I just
punched a rhino in the face.
359
00:23:46,631 --> 00:23:48,319
- What?
- He attacked me.
360
00:23:48,396 --> 00:23:52,069
And then I just kicked his ass.
361
00:23:52,462 --> 00:23:55,866
- I'm going to go talk to The Nine.
- No. Fuck this place!
362
00:23:55,943 --> 00:23:59,165
This mess is a blessing in disguise,
trust me. You don't wanna end up like me.
363
00:23:59,242 --> 00:24:01,466
What are you talking about?
You have everything figured out!
364
00:24:01,543 --> 00:24:06,721
No, Derek. This meditation
and this incense, it's all bullshit.
365
00:24:06,798 --> 00:24:11,123
You think I like the taste of cale?
Come on! I'm fuckin' dead inside.
366
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,952
But they have me wrong. I have to tell them.
367
00:24:14,029 --> 00:24:16,378
Do you have any idea what they're capable of?
368
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,840
Just hide out in your office
until the virus subsides...
369
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:22,496
...then walk out those doors
and don't look back.
370
00:24:22,573 --> 00:24:26,073
Free as a bird. All right?
371
00:24:26,150 --> 00:24:27,262
- Okay.
- Okay.
372
00:24:27,339 --> 00:24:29,496
- Okay.
- Now come on.
373
00:24:29,573 --> 00:24:31,405
Put some peanut butter
in your wheatgrass shot.
374
00:24:31,406 --> 00:24:34,454
What do you say?
375
00:24:38,856 --> 00:24:42,212
- Motherfucker!
- Until the quarantine is over...
376
00:24:42,289 --> 00:24:45,434
...we'll need your cooperation
to keep the situation under control.
377
00:24:45,511 --> 00:24:48,570
We know better than anyone else
that this virus...
378
00:24:48,647 --> 00:24:51,428
...turns people into maniacs
or blathering idiots.
379
00:24:51,504 --> 00:24:55,129
As you may know, the virus triggers
a breakdown of moral barriers...
380
00:24:55,206 --> 00:24:58,562
...unleashing repressed emotions
in the infected, including anger...
381
00:24:58,639 --> 00:25:02,360
- ...depression, fear, lust.
- Like cocaine?
382
00:25:02,436 --> 00:25:05,774
An infected individual would make
a coke addict look like a model citizen...
383
00:25:05,850 --> 00:25:08,727
- ...by comparison.
- But we still feel normal.
384
00:25:08,804 --> 00:25:11,546
woman: The virus can cause
drastic mood swings...
385
00:25:11,623 --> 00:25:14,711
...with potentially violent
and severe consequences.
386
00:25:14,788 --> 00:25:18,547
It would be best if stressful
work-related situations were avoided.
387
00:25:18,623 --> 00:25:21,625
Yeah. I'm going to come to your house,
and I'm going to fucking kill you!
388
00:25:21,702 --> 00:25:24,463
- Bye, Mom.
- woman: Antidepressants, stimulants...
389
00:25:24,540 --> 00:25:28,021
...even caffeine can accelerate
the virus's effect.
390
00:25:28,098 --> 00:25:33,037
Meg, make more fucking coffee!
391
00:25:37,918 --> 00:25:43,153
So, what happens when 287 employees...
392
00:25:43,901 --> 00:25:48,696
...with average billing rates
of $200 an hour...
393
00:25:48,773 --> 00:25:52,311
...stop working for eight hours?
394
00:25:56,483 --> 00:25:58,295
You don't know?
395
00:26:01,306 --> 00:26:04,097
I lose half a million dollars!
396
00:26:04,174 --> 00:26:07,338
Now, crack your whips.
Everybody goes back to work.
397
00:26:07,415 --> 00:26:10,656
And if they don't like it,
they are terminated immediately...
398
00:26:10,733 --> 00:26:13,463
...and no severance packages.
Put the fear of me in them.
399
00:26:13,629 --> 00:26:15,326
What now?
400
00:26:15,346 --> 00:26:17,685
woman: Derek Cho wants
clearance to come up.
401
00:26:17,762 --> 00:26:19,920
- What for?
- woman: He said he reconsidered...
402
00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:22,699
...but he wants to have a word
with you and The Nine first.
403
00:26:25,424 --> 00:26:29,097
man: Your pass code is 8-star
1-9-9, fuck-head.
404
00:26:36,203 --> 00:26:38,159
Fuck you!
405
00:26:40,029 --> 00:26:42,254
No, no. No, up.
406
00:26:42,330 --> 00:26:45,811
Up. Up. Let me the fuck up!
407
00:26:51,642 --> 00:26:53,291
Colton Snyder...
408
00:26:53,732 --> 00:26:55,497
...aka The Bull...
409
00:26:55,957 --> 00:26:57,856
...The Boss' unofficial left hook.
410
00:26:59,994 --> 00:27:02,190
Nobody knows his exact job description.
411
00:27:02,267 --> 00:27:04,492
But whenever there's a hint
of something dirty going on...
412
00:27:04,568 --> 00:27:06,581
- Take his phone.
- ...there he is.
413
00:27:17,495 --> 00:27:19,154
The Boss:
Hello, Derek.
414
00:27:19,231 --> 00:27:22,606
Look, I am so sorry we didn't get
a chance to meet again.
415
00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:25,291
Things came up. You know how it is.
416
00:27:25,368 --> 00:27:27,295
Now, I know what you're thinking...
417
00:27:27,372 --> 00:27:31,294
"Nevil Reed, he got away with murder.
Maybe I can have a little fun here."
418
00:27:31,371 --> 00:27:35,753
Did you really think
that I didn't see that coming?
419
00:27:35,830 --> 00:27:39,004
Actually, I was just gonna
ask for my job back.
420
00:27:39,081 --> 00:27:41,756
But I like your idea, too.
421
00:27:41,833 --> 00:27:43,991
The Boss: Well, I'm going to
beat you to the punch.
422
00:27:46,311 --> 00:27:49,208
Now, that sounds like it hurt. Is he hurt?
423
00:27:49,284 --> 00:27:52,391
- Yes, sir.
- The Boss: Is he crying?
424
00:27:53,523 --> 00:27:56,304
- No, sir.
- The Boss: Well, why isn't he fucking crying?
425
00:28:03,573 --> 00:28:05,538
He is now, sir.
426
00:28:05,615 --> 00:28:07,533
The Boss:
Now, I wanna hear a bone break.
427
00:28:07,610 --> 00:28:10,324
They say the femur is the most difficult
bone in the body to break...
428
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,213
...but I'll settle for a pinkie.
429
00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:17,334
Ewan: I'm coming, Derek.
430
00:28:21,141 --> 00:28:23,605
- What's happening?
- Motherfuckers!
431
00:28:31,862 --> 00:28:34,722
Can someone tell me
what the fuck is going on in there?
432
00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:46,658
Ewan?
433
00:28:48,979 --> 00:28:52,134
I... smell...
434
00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:56,066
...toast.
435
00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:00,927
Ewan.
436
00:29:01,004 --> 00:29:03,517
- Ewan! Ewan!
- Ewan?
437
00:29:03,593 --> 00:29:05,732
Derek: Ewan!
438
00:29:05,809 --> 00:29:09,079
- You killed Ewan?
- There's been an accident.
439
00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:13,777
Do you have any idea how many billable hours
I'm gonna lose until I find a replacement?
440
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,067
The Bull: I'm worried about
the body right now. I killed him.
441
00:29:17,143 --> 00:29:21,152
The Boss: You didn't kill him.
The virus killed him. You're infected.
442
00:29:21,228 --> 00:29:25,448
You have impunity!
We have a precedent in Nevil Reed.
443
00:29:25,525 --> 00:29:27,807
- You can thank Derek for that.
- Motherfucker.
444
00:29:27,884 --> 00:29:28,989
Thank you for that, Derek.
445
00:29:30,377 --> 00:29:32,956
The Boss: Lock him up with the other one
and then get back up here.
446
00:30:27,818 --> 00:30:30,599
- What are you doing here?
- They fired me.
447
00:30:31,491 --> 00:30:34,195
That's nice.
Justice is served for once.
448
00:30:34,272 --> 00:30:35,413
What are you doing here?
449
00:30:35,490 --> 00:30:39,028
Melanie: Security called the cops, but this place was
quarantined before they could show up...
450
00:30:39,105 --> 00:30:41,397
...so they threw me in this hellhole.
451
00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:45,463
I'm suing everyone and their grandmother
when I get out of here, I swear to God.
452
00:30:45,539 --> 00:30:48,052
Good luck. It's ID-7!
453
00:30:48,129 --> 00:30:51,408
No one's liable for anything that they do.
454
00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:54,458
- Melanie: Just like any other day for you.
- Yeah.
455
00:30:54,534 --> 00:30:56,471
We're not liable for what
we do in here, either.
456
00:30:56,548 --> 00:30:57,929
Nice, then I'll have
your balls for dinner...
457
00:30:57,930 --> 00:30:59,999
...for that shit you pulled!
458
00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:01,002
Wait! Wait! Wait!
459
00:31:01,023 --> 00:31:03,539
This might sound crazy,
but I think we can help each other out here.
460
00:31:03,596 --> 00:31:08,314
Okay? You remember Irene Smythe,
the woman that fucking screwed you?
461
00:31:08,391 --> 00:31:10,673
She's in the building's penthouse right now.
462
00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:13,713
- So what?
- You help me get to the top...
463
00:31:14,461 --> 00:31:15,996
...and she's all yours.
464
00:31:17,472 --> 00:31:20,177
This is our shot to hold
these assholes accountable...
465
00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:22,775
...for all the fucking damage
that they've done!
466
00:31:23,044 --> 00:31:26,132
And our chance goes away
as soon as this quarantine is over.
467
00:31:26,688 --> 00:31:28,213
Yeah?
468
00:31:29,057 --> 00:31:32,490
- Can I get up now?
- Are you gonna stop being an asshole?
469
00:31:32,844 --> 00:31:36,114
That's debatable. Yes. Yes.
470
00:31:54,622 --> 00:31:57,844
- What are you looking for?
- A loophole.
471
00:31:57,921 --> 00:31:59,666
It's my specialty.
472
00:32:00,990 --> 00:32:02,514
Yeah!
473
00:32:04,413 --> 00:32:07,568
I don't think they'd lock us up
in a room with working phones.
474
00:32:07,645 --> 00:32:09,265
Derek:
I don't need a working phone.
475
00:32:09,342 --> 00:32:12,948
Just need bit of this, a bit of that.
Build a franken-phone.
476
00:32:13,024 --> 00:32:15,355
And call who? Cops can't enter the building.
477
00:32:15,978 --> 00:32:17,225
I'm not calling the cops.
478
00:32:17,301 --> 00:32:23,410
Sir? Derek Cho somehow managed to
set up a call with Vander Corp's CEO...
479
00:32:23,487 --> 00:32:26,546
...and they wanted you to join in.
480
00:32:28,329 --> 00:32:30,621
In a minute.
481
00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:34,352
Sorry to keep you waiting, Frank.
I'm all ears!
482
00:32:34,428 --> 00:32:36,058
Glad you could join us, John.
483
00:32:36,135 --> 00:32:39,760
Well, I've been having a nice,
long chat with one of your lawyers.
484
00:32:39,837 --> 00:32:43,337
- You still there, Derek?
- Yes, sir. I am still here.
485
00:32:43,414 --> 00:32:46,511
Frank: Good. John,
can you please remind me?
486
00:32:46,588 --> 00:32:49,023
Why do I do business with TSC?
487
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:51,344
Well, because it's a jungle out there, Frank.
488
00:32:51,421 --> 00:32:56,043
And not only do you need a guide, but you
also need a lion walking right by your side.
489
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:59,275
And we are your lion and your guide.
490
00:32:59,351 --> 00:33:00,493
- Frank: Are you?
- Yeah.
491
00:33:00,569 --> 00:33:05,354
Well, we're just a touch concerned
that you may have ulterior motives.
492
00:33:06,582 --> 00:33:09,324
We would never turn
against our clients, Frank.
493
00:33:09,401 --> 00:33:13,947
Frank: Well, that may be true, but Derek has
alerted me to a certain document...
494
00:33:14,023 --> 00:33:16,967
...that seems to suggest otherwise.
495
00:33:17,255 --> 00:33:20,141
Derek:
It's a report that TSC did for Vander Corp.
496
00:33:20,218 --> 00:33:23,373
It analyzes the advisability
of filing a multimillion-dollar lawsuit...
497
00:33:23,450 --> 00:33:25,617
...against one of Frank's
ex-business associates.
498
00:33:25,694 --> 00:33:28,197
Do you remember this report, John?
499
00:33:28,561 --> 00:33:31,773
- No.
- Frank: I must say, it's well-written.
500
00:33:31,850 --> 00:33:35,533
I like how it weighs the slim possibility...
501
00:33:35,609 --> 00:33:38,016
...of a positive financial outcome...
502
00:33:38,093 --> 00:33:42,619
...against the enormous
potential litigation costs.
503
00:33:42,696 --> 00:33:45,026
Do you agree with this report, Derek?
504
00:33:45,966 --> 00:33:48,967
No, sir. I do not. I believe
you could have won the suit.
505
00:33:49,044 --> 00:33:52,583
Then why did your advisers
advise me against it?
506
00:33:52,659 --> 00:33:56,016
Derek: Your advisers missed
the deadline to file the motion.
507
00:33:56,092 --> 00:33:59,410
Frank: So you believe that TSC
dropped the ball on this one?
508
00:33:59,487 --> 00:34:01,923
Derek: Uh, I believe
they dropped the ball, sir.
509
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,579
But then they also defecated on the ball...
510
00:34:04,656 --> 00:34:07,945
...and then sodomized the ball, sir.
511
00:34:08,405 --> 00:34:09,911
Frank:
Hmm. Interesting.
512
00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:12,299
Oh, and, John...
513
00:34:12,375 --> 00:34:15,703
...I just happen to have
your last invoice here with me.
514
00:34:23,634 --> 00:34:25,523
That went well.
515
00:34:28,016 --> 00:34:30,241
I want you to rip the fucking
phone out of his hands...
516
00:34:30,317 --> 00:34:33,183
...his hands off his fucking body now!
517
00:34:39,533 --> 00:34:43,302
Yeah. Can I please order two
pepperoni pizzas and some hot wings?
518
00:34:43,378 --> 00:34:45,485
Yeah. Why not?
Throw some garlic bread in there.
519
00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:47,396
Do you guys want anything?
520
00:35:07,803 --> 00:35:10,614
Brenda! This fucking phone doesn't work!
521
00:35:20,202 --> 00:35:21,660
Yeah.
522
00:35:22,216 --> 00:35:25,457
Christ, man! He fuck your girl, too?
523
00:35:27,308 --> 00:35:30,175
Damn, suit,
you don't even respect each other.
524
00:35:30,252 --> 00:35:32,007
You're right.
525
00:35:33,512 --> 00:35:36,897
We don't.
526
00:35:37,223 --> 00:35:38,854
Now what?
527
00:35:47,436 --> 00:35:48,721
Time to go to work.
528
00:36:10,470 --> 00:36:13,117
- Fuck, yeah!
- Oh, shit.
529
00:36:13,194 --> 00:36:16,684
They started a countdown for the
quarantine, posted in an interoffice app.
530
00:36:16,761 --> 00:36:19,446
It's enough time to get the job done.
I mean, this place isn't that big.
531
00:36:19,523 --> 00:36:23,033
The Boss is a fucking raging cokehead.
There's definitely gonna be more guards.
532
00:36:23,109 --> 00:36:24,327
Fine. I'll bring more nails.
533
00:36:24,404 --> 00:36:27,482
The only way to the top floor is with
the key card or a one-time password.
534
00:36:27,559 --> 00:36:29,563
So who do we have to fuck up to get the card?
535
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:34,166
First, there's an ass-hat on the sixth
floor who's got a level-two key card.
536
00:36:34,243 --> 00:36:37,014
It can take us to the seventh floor,
giving us access to the bitch...
537
00:36:37,091 --> 00:36:38,743
...who's got a level-three key card.
538
00:36:46,958 --> 00:36:48,694
Hey, extreme measures, right?
539
00:37:25,441 --> 00:37:27,026
- Wednesdays.
- Hey!
540
00:37:30,303 --> 00:37:33,074
- Him?
- Yep.
541
00:37:40,190 --> 00:37:41,523
Hey!
542
00:37:47,583 --> 00:37:50,508
- Open the fucking door!
- Fuck you, motherfucker!
543
00:37:50,585 --> 00:37:52,915
You open doors like my grandmother fucks!
544
00:37:52,992 --> 00:37:56,540
Derek: Open the door!
545
00:37:58,525 --> 00:38:00,471
Open the fucking door!
546
00:38:00,548 --> 00:38:02,495
Open the door!
547
00:38:46,002 --> 00:38:49,483
It really bothers me that women don't
get the same treatment as men...
548
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,440
...in the workplace.
549
00:38:52,025 --> 00:38:54,777
I'm all about gender equality here.
550
00:38:58,565 --> 00:39:02,190
Derek!
551
00:39:33,845 --> 00:39:36,395
- Need a hand?
- I don't need your help, suit.
552
00:39:36,472 --> 00:39:39,138
- But I need yours.
- Fuck you.
553
00:39:39,215 --> 00:39:40,443
Fuck you, too.
554
00:39:45,812 --> 00:39:48,325
- May we come in?
- And if I said no?
555
00:39:48,401 --> 00:39:50,818
You'll have to confer with my associate.
556
00:39:50,895 --> 00:39:54,452
And mine, gimpy.
557
00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:01,060
- What do you want?
- Key card.
558
00:40:01,136 --> 00:40:03,553
I'm not the only one
with a level-two key card.
559
00:40:03,630 --> 00:40:07,168
But you are the one that fired me, asshole!
560
00:40:07,245 --> 00:40:11,474
Wrong. The firm fired you.
Don't nail-gun the messenger.
561
00:40:13,871 --> 00:40:15,684
Oh, my God.
562
00:40:16,048 --> 00:40:18,465
You bring up a very good point.
563
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,958
I'm so sorry, Lester. We're good.
564
00:40:21,034 --> 00:40:23,202
We're totally good, man.
565
00:40:23,566 --> 00:40:25,542
I will take it up with the firm...
566
00:40:25,618 --> 00:40:29,186
...but I would love to know
where I could find the firm...
567
00:40:29,262 --> 00:40:33,309
...because I would love
to kick the firm's ass.
568
00:40:33,386 --> 00:40:36,349
You can't kick a firm's ass.
569
00:40:36,752 --> 00:40:38,497
That's the point.
570
00:40:39,149 --> 00:40:43,071
Well, then that brings us back to you.
571
00:40:44,778 --> 00:40:46,782
I was just doing my job.
572
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:50,436
No one raindrop thinks it caused the flood.
573
00:40:50,992 --> 00:40:52,737
I get what that means.
574
00:40:52,814 --> 00:40:55,672
You know what will happen to me
if I give you this key card?
575
00:40:55,749 --> 00:40:58,491
I'm going to have to file that under "N..."
576
00:40:59,335 --> 00:41:01,663
...for "not my fucking problem."
577
00:41:11,149 --> 00:41:12,273
Fuck!
578
00:41:19,780 --> 00:41:22,302
No! The saw!
579
00:41:22,379 --> 00:41:24,191
Extreme measures!
580
00:41:24,268 --> 00:41:25,821
Go!
581
00:41:40,253 --> 00:41:42,651
Derek: Ow!
582
00:41:42,948 --> 00:41:44,126
A little help?
583
00:41:54,408 --> 00:41:56,124
You ready?
584
00:41:56,201 --> 00:41:57,975
Melanie:
It's gonna hurt a lot.
585
00:41:58,243 --> 00:42:00,180
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
586
00:42:00,257 --> 00:42:02,741
- You're still one of them.
- I thought we were a team.
587
00:42:02,818 --> 00:42:06,519
For the time being.
All right. On the count of...
588
00:42:10,834 --> 00:42:13,865
- All right. Calm down.
- Derek: Oh, fuck.
589
00:42:15,044 --> 00:42:18,218
At least you're not that guy.
Move aside, pussies. Come on.
590
00:42:30,339 --> 00:42:33,878
man: Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you! You're cool! Fuck you!
591
00:42:33,955 --> 00:42:37,292
- Are we done here yet?
- We are now.
592
00:42:39,219 --> 00:42:42,518
Here, take my phone.
I need you to film something.
593
00:42:44,292 --> 00:42:46,996
- Film what?
- Derek: Okay. Here we go.
594
00:42:47,457 --> 00:42:52,060
Case file 32376, The People vs. Reed.
595
00:42:52,721 --> 00:42:54,543
Now, you all know the court case...
596
00:42:54,620 --> 00:42:58,159
...but let's discuss Mr. Nevil Reed
the man, shall we?
597
00:42:58,235 --> 00:43:03,030
By all accounts, Mr. Reed was
an upstanding pillar of the community...
598
00:43:03,107 --> 00:43:06,127
...earned two master's degrees
by the age of 21.
599
00:43:06,204 --> 00:43:10,836
He married his college sweetheart
and is the father of beautiful twin girls.
600
00:43:11,104 --> 00:43:15,755
But when Mr. Reed contracted the ID-7 virus...
601
00:43:15,832 --> 00:43:17,558
...shit got real.
602
00:43:18,786 --> 00:43:21,298
"Overwhelmed by pure id...
603
00:43:21,375 --> 00:43:24,434
...Nevil Reed became prone to involuntary...
604
00:43:24,511 --> 00:43:27,790
...aberrant, and shocking impulses.
605
00:43:27,867 --> 00:43:31,070
He committed a gruesome, unspeakable act...
606
00:43:31,146 --> 00:43:36,114
...in broad daylight
in a room full of witnesses."
607
00:43:36,728 --> 00:43:41,532
Now, we're witnessing a model citizen here...
608
00:43:42,011 --> 00:43:45,003
...transformed into a brutal...
609
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,273
...bloodthirsty killing machine...
610
00:43:48,350 --> 00:43:51,467
...at the blink of an infected eye.
611
00:43:52,023 --> 00:43:53,806
So I ask you this.
612
00:43:54,363 --> 00:43:57,901
Is it his fault or is it the virus's?
613
00:44:03,636 --> 00:44:05,429
Let's discuss.
614
00:44:06,455 --> 00:44:08,220
See you soon, fuckers.
615
00:44:14,012 --> 00:44:15,234
Shit.
616
00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:19,880
Kara, he's on his way up.
He has got Lester's key card.
617
00:44:19,957 --> 00:44:23,467
The Siren: Oh, really?
That's a shame, a real shame, sir.
618
00:44:23,927 --> 00:44:28,233
Just wondering, did they get it before or
after butchering Lester with an electric saw?
619
00:44:28,310 --> 00:44:31,321
Just calm down and come up here!
620
00:44:31,397 --> 00:44:34,600
The Siren: They're guarding the private elevator.
I can't leave the office.
621
00:44:34,677 --> 00:44:38,350
- Then destroy the card.
- It's my only leverage.
622
00:44:38,426 --> 00:44:40,603
Kara, I promise you...
623
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:44,516
...I will do everything in my power
to ensure he doesn't get to you.
624
00:44:44,593 --> 00:44:48,083
But if he does,
you must protect those above you.
625
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:49,406
Fuck those above me!
626
00:44:49,483 --> 00:44:52,331
- I'll give you the raise you always wanted.
- Fuck your raise!
627
00:44:53,079 --> 00:44:56,014
- I'll make you partner.
- Fuck your...
628
00:44:56,349 --> 00:44:59,073
Deal. I'll throw it out the window.
629
00:44:59,149 --> 00:45:00,952
Oh, thank you.
630
00:45:10,964 --> 00:45:12,229
Meg!
631
00:45:14,867 --> 00:45:18,022
Hide this somewhere safe
and don't tell me where.
632
00:45:18,098 --> 00:45:20,793
And make more fucking coffee now!
633
00:45:20,870 --> 00:45:22,538
Stupid bitch.
634
00:45:28,532 --> 00:45:31,917
Derek: The elevator's the only way upstairs.
We can ambush her here.
635
00:45:31,993 --> 00:45:33,978
Melanie: Well, it's gonna be a while.
636
00:45:35,570 --> 00:45:37,479
Top three bands, go.
637
00:45:37,555 --> 00:45:40,135
- Only three?
- Only three, that's the rules.
638
00:45:40,212 --> 00:45:41,986
All right.
639
00:45:42,398 --> 00:45:44,143
Motorhead.
640
00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:48,228
D.R.I. and Early Anthrax.
641
00:45:48,305 --> 00:45:50,655
- Metal till I fucking puke.
- All right. Okay.
642
00:45:50,731 --> 00:45:53,416
That's not what I expected, but fine choices.
643
00:45:53,493 --> 00:45:55,910
What did you expect, the Dave Matthews Band?
644
00:45:55,986 --> 00:45:58,182
Hey, Dave Matthews Band is actually...
645
00:45:58,259 --> 00:46:00,867
Other way, asshole. Go.
Turn around. Yep. You got it.
646
00:46:00,944 --> 00:46:02,421
woman: You fucking
dick, Joe!
647
00:46:02,422 --> 00:46:03,850
What?
648
00:46:03,917 --> 00:46:06,401
Dave Matthews Band is a good band.
649
00:46:06,477 --> 00:46:08,932
- Oh, my God.
- You ever heard them live?
650
00:46:09,009 --> 00:46:11,905
I would rather chew glass.
651
00:46:11,982 --> 00:46:12,960
Are you serious?
652
00:46:13,037 --> 00:46:16,987
Just because they're popular
doesn't mean that they're bad at music.
653
00:46:17,064 --> 00:46:20,411
I think it's actually that people think
it's more popular to dislike them...
654
00:46:20,488 --> 00:46:22,338
...so they're just trying
to be cool. It's bullshit.
655
00:46:22,415 --> 00:46:24,064
All right. Fine.
I'll go see them at Burning Man.
656
00:46:24,141 --> 00:46:27,363
All right, make fun all you want,
but if we ever get out of here...
657
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:31,228
...I'm gonna get us tickets, all right,
to the coliseum show in July.
658
00:46:31,305 --> 00:46:34,066
I'm gonna take you there and I'm gonna
turn you on to some great musicianship.
659
00:46:34,143 --> 00:46:38,784
You're gonna turn me on? Before or
after we go out to buy birkenstocks?
660
00:46:38,861 --> 00:46:41,306
- Fuck off.
- Do you wear them with socks? I bet you do.
661
00:46:41,383 --> 00:46:43,867
Okay. So... so just tell me again...
662
00:46:43,944 --> 00:46:47,549
...why you can't send a unit in
to just stop this asshole.
663
00:46:47,626 --> 00:46:50,656
A heavily armed SWAT team
in a building filled with civilians...
664
00:46:50,733 --> 00:46:53,917
...infected with the virus
would be catastrophic.
665
00:46:53,993 --> 00:46:55,182
...for that, we need to...
666
00:46:55,278 --> 00:46:57,552
Excuse me. What are you doing?
667
00:46:58,376 --> 00:47:01,531
Allergies. Who are you,
my fucking therapist?
668
00:47:01,607 --> 00:47:04,340
Anyway, all we can do
is talk to the employee...
669
00:47:04,417 --> 00:47:06,747
...in an attempt to defuse the situation.
670
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,761
We currently have a psychologist on-site...
671
00:47:08,838 --> 00:47:11,331
...who could possibly talk
to the infected individual.
672
00:47:15,340 --> 00:47:20,364
The Boss: Notify the team down in accounting.
I'm offering 150 grand for Cho's head.
673
00:47:20,729 --> 00:47:22,829
You're talking about murder here.
674
00:47:23,241 --> 00:47:25,620
You should be offering at least 450.
675
00:47:25,696 --> 00:47:27,068
Agreed.
676
00:47:43,974 --> 00:47:46,918
Derek: Four hours left till the quarantine lifts.
We're running out of time.
677
00:47:47,042 --> 00:47:51,003
Well, sometimes you gotta say,
"what the fuck?
678
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,189
- Make your move."
- "Risky business."
679
00:47:53,266 --> 00:47:54,772
Yeah.
680
00:47:55,711 --> 00:47:57,514
All right.
681
00:49:16,666 --> 00:49:21,135
Mark: Hello, Derek? My name's Mark.
I'm a psychologist working with the CDC.
682
00:49:21,211 --> 00:49:23,724
- Can you hear me?
- Yes, he can hear you, Mark.
683
00:49:23,801 --> 00:49:26,419
Mark: I was just told that you were
under a bit of stress right now...
684
00:49:26,495 --> 00:49:29,410
...so I wanted to check in on you.
Can we talk?
685
00:49:29,794 --> 00:49:31,779
Can you tell me how you feel?
686
00:49:33,975 --> 00:49:35,498
How do I feel?
687
00:49:35,594 --> 00:49:41,004
Um,
I feel like taking my clothes off.
688
00:49:41,081 --> 00:49:44,830
I feel like causing extraordinary amounts...
689
00:49:44,907 --> 00:49:47,822
...of property damage.
I feel like I wanna scream.
690
00:49:47,899 --> 00:49:52,329
I wanna fuck. I feel like
twisting limbs and breaking bones!
691
00:49:53,557 --> 00:49:57,038
- I feel great, Mark.
- Mark: That's the virus talking.
692
00:49:57,115 --> 00:50:00,615
I agree, Mark.
Derek isn't thinking clearly right now.
693
00:50:00,691 --> 00:50:04,048
He's so consumed by his id
that he hasn't noticed that...
694
00:50:04,125 --> 00:50:07,145
- ...we're just here to help him.
- Mark: You should listen to her, Derek.
695
00:50:07,222 --> 00:50:10,348
Why don't you sit down,
take a breath, and talk it out?
696
00:50:10,904 --> 00:50:12,688
Talk it out.
697
00:50:21,203 --> 00:50:22,728
Sure.
698
00:50:23,284 --> 00:50:27,494
- I'll talk it out.
- Yeah. Let's just have a conversation.
699
00:50:27,571 --> 00:50:29,355
Track three.
700
00:50:33,804 --> 00:50:35,989
Melanie: Better not be fucking
Dave Matthews Band.
701
00:50:37,601 --> 00:50:39,078
Derek: Okay.
702
00:50:39,443 --> 00:50:43,595
Those of you who don't wanna
be a part of this can leave now.
703
00:50:43,672 --> 00:50:46,980
- Mark: Derek, please listen to me.
- But if you choose to stay...
704
00:50:47,057 --> 00:50:49,608
...which it seems
like you guys are choosing...
705
00:50:49,684 --> 00:50:52,456
- Mark: Derek, please.
- ...you understand and agree...
706
00:50:52,532 --> 00:50:54,498
...to the following terms and conditions.
707
00:50:54,575 --> 00:50:56,330
- Mark: Derek!
- One...
708
00:50:56,407 --> 00:50:58,919
- Mark: Derek, this is the virus talking.
- ...you hereby waive your right...
709
00:50:58,996 --> 00:51:01,508
- Mark: Derek, please.
- ...to your own personal bodily integrity.
710
00:51:01,585 --> 00:51:03,560
- Mark: This is not you.
- Two...
711
00:51:03,637 --> 00:51:06,408
- Mark: I'm a licensed psychologist.
- ...per the State vs. Nevil Reed...
712
00:51:06,485 --> 00:51:09,285
...my colleague and I
will not be held criminally liable...
713
00:51:09,362 --> 00:51:12,968
...for any felony or misdemeanor
that you may be a victim of...
714
00:51:13,044 --> 00:51:17,312
...including but not limited
to aggravated assault...
715
00:51:17,388 --> 00:51:20,198
...aggravated battery, disorderly conduct...
716
00:51:20,275 --> 00:51:24,552
...destruction of property, mayhem,
and first-degree murder.
717
00:51:24,628 --> 00:51:26,192
And, three...
718
00:51:26,997 --> 00:51:31,053
...terms and conditions
may change or be updated...
719
00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:32,938
...whenever the fuck I want!
720
00:51:35,503 --> 00:51:38,725
Consider yourselves notified.
721
00:52:54,118 --> 00:52:55,614
Mark: Hello?
722
00:52:56,458 --> 00:52:57,944
Derek?
723
00:52:58,596 --> 00:52:59,795
Is anyone there?
724
00:53:00,907 --> 00:53:03,746
Derek: Knock, knock.
725
00:53:09,029 --> 00:53:10,708
Key card, por favor.
726
00:53:12,328 --> 00:53:15,042
If you want it, you'll have to negotiate.
727
00:53:15,848 --> 00:53:18,619
Negotiations have ended.
728
00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:22,075
Well, so will the quarantine,
and I don't know where the key card is.
729
00:53:24,296 --> 00:53:26,875
- What do you want?
- A truce.
730
00:53:27,508 --> 00:53:29,369
Fuck your truce.
731
00:53:29,445 --> 00:53:31,717
No truce, no key card.
732
00:53:34,662 --> 00:53:36,407
All right.
733
00:53:38,402 --> 00:53:41,365
Tell me where it is, and I promise...
734
00:53:41,442 --> 00:53:43,801
...I'll be on my way and leave you alone.
735
00:53:45,872 --> 00:53:48,183
You're a man of your word, Derek.
736
00:53:49,535 --> 00:53:51,866
That's why I believe you.
737
00:53:53,093 --> 00:53:55,890
And that's... that's why
you never made partner.
738
00:53:56,862 --> 00:54:00,017
Key card. Key card, Derek.
739
00:54:00,420 --> 00:54:02,203
Don't be stupid now.
740
00:54:05,349 --> 00:54:07,909
There's a good boy. Meg!
741
00:54:07,986 --> 00:54:10,556
Yeah, Meg!
742
00:54:16,156 --> 00:54:18,467
Take your key card, Derek, and fuck off.
743
00:54:18,783 --> 00:54:20,567
What card?
744
00:54:21,027 --> 00:54:24,710
All I see is a useless piece
of scorched plastic on the table.
745
00:54:25,851 --> 00:54:27,318
Strange.
746
00:54:28,085 --> 00:54:30,761
Me too. Is that what you see, too, Meg?
747
00:54:30,837 --> 00:54:33,839
- Yep.
- So tell me, Meg, sweetie...
748
00:54:33,916 --> 00:54:38,950
...why did you bring me this useless
piece of plastic instead of my key card?
749
00:54:39,027 --> 00:54:42,124
Oh, that is your key card,
or it used to be...
750
00:54:42,201 --> 00:54:44,915
...before I put it inside a microwave oven.
751
00:54:44,992 --> 00:54:47,159
And why would you do that, I wonder?
752
00:54:48,636 --> 00:54:52,913
You're exactly like
every other assistant, Meg.
753
00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:57,650
You're a vapid, bottom-feeding,
parasitic shithead!
754
00:54:58,110 --> 00:55:01,860
You're a pair of tits with zero talent.
755
00:55:01,936 --> 00:55:04,813
So tell me, Meg, you incompetent cunt...
756
00:55:04,890 --> 00:55:08,179
...what could possibly possess you
to destroy my key card?
757
00:55:08,256 --> 00:55:11,344
Because everyone upstairs
knew you would betray them.
758
00:55:11,420 --> 00:55:15,342
So they offered me a promotion
in exchange for destroying the card.
759
00:55:15,419 --> 00:55:16,752
So...
760
00:55:16,829 --> 00:55:20,895
...I guess I no longer work for you,
you fucking bitch.
761
00:55:21,384 --> 00:55:24,846
In fact, I don't have to listen...
762
00:55:24,922 --> 00:55:29,429
...to your hideous, shrill voice ever again!
763
00:55:29,506 --> 00:55:31,903
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
764
00:55:49,529 --> 00:55:53,173
Now it's a party! Oh, my God! Yes!
765
00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:56,011
Derek: Hey, just wanted to say...
766
00:55:56,088 --> 00:55:59,627
...no more lies, no more power games...
767
00:56:02,101 --> 00:56:03,884
...no more bullshit...
768
00:56:04,345 --> 00:56:05,802
...and...
769
00:56:06,704 --> 00:56:08,411
...no more siren song.
770
00:56:09,878 --> 00:56:14,481
By the way, Meg, she's a little crazy.
771
00:56:15,286 --> 00:56:16,676
She's perfect here.
772
00:56:20,292 --> 00:56:23,207
Melanie: mm.
773
00:56:28,271 --> 00:56:30,601
Dude, that freak show had
some super-good-quality shoes.
774
00:56:30,678 --> 00:56:32,576
These are comfy as fuck!
775
00:56:34,111 --> 00:56:35,846
I loved this mug.
776
00:56:43,249 --> 00:56:47,440
I got it on the first day
that I started here.
777
00:56:47,862 --> 00:56:49,607
My sister gave it to me.
778
00:56:56,531 --> 00:56:57,885
Fuck this place.
779
00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:04,548
Do you still have that...
780
00:57:05,181 --> 00:57:07,309
...foreclosure paperwork on you?
781
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,921
Melanie:
Uh, yeah.
782
00:57:12,977 --> 00:57:15,816
- Why?
- Let me take a little look at it.
783
00:57:23,439 --> 00:57:24,897
What?
784
00:57:26,316 --> 00:57:28,100
You're in luck.
785
00:57:29,231 --> 00:57:31,389
This mortgage is part of a bad batch.
786
00:57:31,849 --> 00:57:36,164
Original paperwork was filed so many
times that it'd be tough to find.
787
00:57:36,625 --> 00:57:38,370
Could even be lost.
788
00:57:39,022 --> 00:57:41,467
So if I ask the bank
for the original paperwork...
789
00:57:41,544 --> 00:57:43,366
You'd put them in a tough spot.
790
00:57:46,511 --> 00:57:51,162
Or a signature from upstairs
could void it completely.
791
00:57:51,527 --> 00:57:52,522
Really?
792
00:57:56,523 --> 00:57:58,565
Hey, I'm sorry...
793
00:57:58,642 --> 00:58:02,114
...for not helping you earlier.
794
00:58:03,533 --> 00:58:06,659
I should've, but I didn't.
795
00:58:07,695 --> 00:58:09,469
It's okay.
796
00:58:09,929 --> 00:58:11,732
Just don't do it again, I guess.
797
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:22,271
You rolling?
798
00:58:23,210 --> 00:58:25,531
Push back. Push back.
799
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,612
All right. Stop.
800
00:58:28,456 --> 00:58:29,575
Can you see him?
801
00:58:34,507 --> 00:58:36,032
No.
802
00:58:36,396 --> 00:58:37,891
The Boss:
Fuck you, Derek.
803
00:58:44,068 --> 00:58:45,851
Is that your friend?
804
00:58:45,928 --> 00:58:47,740
Oh, God.
805
00:58:48,584 --> 00:58:50,358
Hey, give that to me.
806
00:58:51,586 --> 00:58:54,491
Hey. Hey, it's all right.
807
00:58:57,282 --> 00:58:59,304
He has kids.
808
00:59:03,621 --> 00:59:05,941
Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
809
00:59:06,306 --> 00:59:08,118
I'm sorry.
810
00:59:08,674 --> 00:59:10,774
This fucking virus, it just takes...
811
00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:13,364
...just takes everything up to 11.
812
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:15,815
I've noticed.
813
00:59:17,439 --> 00:59:18,476
Hey.
814
01:00:23,866 --> 01:00:25,937
- I know, right?
- Yeah.
815
01:00:26,014 --> 01:00:28,334
- I like this virus.
- Yeah.
816
01:00:28,411 --> 01:00:30,223
So what now?
817
01:00:31,163 --> 01:00:33,330
I think we should definitely
exchange numbers...
818
01:00:33,407 --> 01:00:35,699
...consider an apartment, maybe a dog.
819
01:00:35,776 --> 01:00:38,095
- That'd be nice.
- No, you idiot! What now?
820
01:00:38,096 --> 01:00:41,127
Um, let's see.
821
01:00:45,241 --> 01:00:48,722
- Ray sent an update to the office staff.
- Who's Ray?
822
01:00:48,798 --> 01:00:51,397
He's the IT guy.
823
01:00:51,512 --> 01:00:53,037
Fuckers.
824
01:00:53,497 --> 01:00:55,693
There must be another way
we can get up there.
825
01:00:55,770 --> 01:00:57,573
Not without the key card.
826
01:00:59,318 --> 01:01:00,785
Unless...
827
01:01:02,013 --> 01:01:04,592
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
828
01:01:05,436 --> 01:01:06,875
Unless what?
829
01:01:07,479 --> 01:01:09,071
woman: What's he want?
830
01:01:09,147 --> 01:01:11,901
Derek: Ray can't fix the elevators,
but I have another idea.
831
01:01:16,378 --> 01:01:19,600
- Ray!
- I'm really busy right now!
832
01:01:20,108 --> 01:01:23,138
Goddamn it! Fuck you!
Why won't you fucking work?
833
01:01:23,215 --> 01:01:24,606
Ray!
834
01:01:26,006 --> 01:01:27,751
Hey.
835
01:01:28,019 --> 01:01:30,215
- Hi.
- Hey.
836
01:01:30,292 --> 01:01:32,047
We need your help.
837
01:01:32,795 --> 01:01:35,020
Holy shit! How'd that happen?
838
01:01:35,096 --> 01:01:38,213
Well, we asked for his help,
and then he said he was busy.
839
01:01:38,290 --> 01:01:39,795
Really?
840
01:01:40,083 --> 01:01:41,598
Welcome to IT.
841
01:01:42,327 --> 01:01:44,101
We need you to hack into someone's computer.
842
01:01:44,178 --> 01:01:47,918
And I need Interpol to get off my back,
so what else is fucking new?
843
01:01:50,008 --> 01:01:52,703
- Who we talking about?
- Irene Smythe.
844
01:01:52,780 --> 01:01:54,141
Oh, fuck her.
845
01:01:58,495 --> 01:02:00,422
What? What the...
846
01:02:04,690 --> 01:02:07,365
- IT department.
- Irene: What's wrong with my computer?
847
01:02:07,442 --> 01:02:09,734
Doctor can't do much
until you tell him where it hurts.
848
01:02:09,810 --> 01:02:13,061
My Internet is slower than your brain.
849
01:02:13,138 --> 01:02:17,434
Well, that's a miracle considering the budget
that I have for installs and updates.
850
01:02:17,511 --> 01:02:21,481
Seriously, how do you expect me to keep
running things if you have one guy...
851
01:02:21,558 --> 01:02:24,761
...in one room down in the fucking
basement doing everything?
852
01:02:24,837 --> 01:02:29,028
Seriously, and what do I get? I get
denial, denial, denial, denial, denial...
853
01:02:29,105 --> 01:02:33,238
...on all my fucking budgets, right?
But, "oh, Ray, please give me an app!
854
01:02:33,314 --> 01:02:35,127
- Make sure..."
- I am shocked!
855
01:02:35,204 --> 01:02:37,620
I'm shocked and appalled, and
I'll definitely bring this up with John...
856
01:02:37,697 --> 01:02:40,248
...but in the meantime,
can you do your fucking job?
857
01:02:40,785 --> 01:02:43,287
Cool your bloomers. Hold on.
858
01:02:43,364 --> 01:02:45,493
- Just sent you a patch.
- A patch?
859
01:02:45,570 --> 01:02:49,991
Ray: It's a file that you install on that
thing in front of you called a computer.
860
01:02:50,259 --> 01:02:51,256
Okay.
861
01:02:51,333 --> 01:02:54,939
Look, this might get complicated
for you, but don't worry.
862
01:02:55,015 --> 01:02:57,413
I'll take you through the whole
process myself. You ready?
863
01:02:57,490 --> 01:02:58,477
Okay.
864
01:02:58,554 --> 01:03:00,462
Ray: Click on the file that's on your desktop.
865
01:03:00,539 --> 01:03:04,058
- Done.
- Ray: Now click "install."
866
01:03:07,165 --> 01:03:09,937
So rude. You know...
867
01:03:10,502 --> 01:03:14,194
...funny enough, I think
the virus actually made her nicer.
868
01:03:16,285 --> 01:03:20,274
Ray: I could've called that file mean Trojan
destroyer, the ultimate hard drive rapist...
869
01:03:20,351 --> 01:03:22,326
...and she still would have installed it.
870
01:03:23,583 --> 01:03:25,596
And we're in.
871
01:03:26,296 --> 01:03:29,010
Okay. So what we're looking at,
those are her files?
872
01:03:29,087 --> 01:03:31,791
Every last one of them, even the porn.
873
01:03:31,868 --> 01:03:34,802
Seems she's got a thing for feet.
What do you want?
874
01:03:34,879 --> 01:03:37,804
I want you to pretend
that that is a peaceful village...
875
01:03:37,881 --> 01:03:40,307
...inhabited by gorgeous virgin maidens.
876
01:03:40,383 --> 01:03:45,418
Melanie: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you're the...
you know, smelly, aggressive viking king.
877
01:03:46,262 --> 01:03:49,407
You had me at peaceful.
878
01:03:49,561 --> 01:03:51,376
What... what the...
879
01:03:53,617 --> 01:03:57,136
Ray, you ignoramus,
that patch thing has erased my hard drive.
880
01:03:57,213 --> 01:04:02,036
Derek: Hey, Irene. I got good news,
bad news, and worse news for you.
881
01:04:02,113 --> 01:04:05,728
Good news is, is we have a copy
of your hard drive on the backup server.
882
01:04:05,805 --> 01:04:08,989
Bad news is that I have it.
883
01:04:09,277 --> 01:04:12,489
Worse news is that, if you want it...
884
01:04:12,566 --> 01:04:15,088
...you gotta come down and get it.
885
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:21,168
- What trade?
- Irene: The backup copy for my key card.
886
01:04:22,874 --> 01:04:26,087
That backup is worth millions to this firm.
Are you actually listening to me?
887
01:04:26,164 --> 01:04:28,139
I'm meeting him. End of story.
888
01:04:28,216 --> 01:04:31,112
Oh, great. Should I just remove
my pants now...
889
01:04:31,189 --> 01:04:33,835
...to make it easier for him
when he comes up here to fuck me?
890
01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:36,722
I'm not going to give him my key card.
891
01:04:36,798 --> 01:04:38,505
The Boss:
Well, he has got leverage against you.
892
01:04:38,582 --> 01:04:41,746
The idiot let me decide on the meeting spot.
893
01:04:46,359 --> 01:04:48,939
Where's your piece, Colton?
894
01:05:19,347 --> 01:05:22,118
- All right. She's clean.
- Who is she?
895
01:05:22,195 --> 01:05:24,065
She's one of the mortgage
accounts that you...
896
01:05:24,142 --> 01:05:27,556
I'm Melanie Cross.
I live at 22nd and Pacific.
897
01:05:27,700 --> 01:05:30,452
Not for long.
898
01:05:30,528 --> 01:05:32,005
Just...
899
01:05:33,683 --> 01:05:35,314
Key card.
900
01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:36,675
Files.
901
01:05:46,735 --> 01:05:48,528
Are you...
902
01:05:48,806 --> 01:05:51,328
- ...looking for this?
- Okay.
903
01:05:52,095 --> 01:05:53,380
Just a little pro tip.
904
01:05:53,457 --> 01:05:57,830
Employees' IQs at this firm are inversely
proportionate to their salaries, so...
905
01:05:57,907 --> 01:06:02,001
...it's probably not a good idea to try to
outsmart someone with a smaller paycheck.
906
01:06:03,114 --> 01:06:04,696
Key card.
907
01:06:12,492 --> 01:06:15,513
Now give me the hard drive. I've done my bit.
908
01:06:15,590 --> 01:06:16,817
Not yet.
909
01:06:18,447 --> 01:06:20,261
Gotta sign this first.
910
01:06:27,231 --> 01:06:29,303
I could sign this, sure...
911
01:06:29,379 --> 01:06:32,793
...then claim temporary insanity
and have it dismissed.
912
01:06:32,870 --> 01:06:34,529
Sorry, sweetie...
913
01:06:35,536 --> 01:06:37,924
...but you can always take it
to the man upstairs...
914
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,588
...with that card you've got if you like.
915
01:06:49,767 --> 01:06:51,531
Irene: You fucking whore!
916
01:06:51,608 --> 01:06:54,071
- Give us a minute.
- Yeah, totally.
917
01:07:47,620 --> 01:07:49,346
Bullets are for cowards.
918
01:07:49,423 --> 01:07:51,408
Oh, shit.
919
01:08:00,633 --> 01:08:02,513
No, no, wait!
920
01:08:02,589 --> 01:08:05,524
That card doesn't work.
It needs an access code.
921
01:08:16,590 --> 01:08:19,150
aah!
922
01:08:33,602 --> 01:08:35,922
I got it. No.
923
01:08:36,411 --> 01:08:39,825
No! No, no! No!
924
01:08:40,238 --> 01:08:42,184
The Bull:
I'm gonna burn your eyes out.
925
01:09:25,174 --> 01:09:27,754
I am done fucking around.
926
01:09:28,118 --> 01:09:29,931
Give us the code right now.
927
01:09:30,103 --> 01:09:33,805
I'll give you the code,
but here's the new deal, boy.
928
01:09:33,881 --> 01:09:35,281
- You give me her.
- What?
929
01:09:35,358 --> 01:09:39,089
She destroyed my work. That's years of my
life. You want your revenge? Give me mine.
930
01:09:39,165 --> 01:09:42,128
I just want my home back, you asshole!
931
01:09:42,205 --> 01:09:44,785
The quarantine is ending soon.
932
01:09:45,533 --> 01:09:48,410
- Your time is running out.
- Give me the access code!
933
01:09:48,726 --> 01:09:50,606
I'll give you a pro tip.
934
01:09:50,682 --> 01:09:52,648
You want to swim to the top?
935
01:09:52,725 --> 01:09:54,537
Drop the dead weight.
936
01:09:58,843 --> 01:10:00,301
Five!
937
01:10:01,336 --> 01:10:02,832
Four!
938
01:10:05,210 --> 01:10:06,396
Three.
939
01:10:10,408 --> 01:10:12,393
- Two!
- One.
940
01:10:13,141 --> 01:10:14,714
Derek: Deal.
941
01:10:14,781 --> 01:10:16,862
Melanie: Aah!
942
01:10:16,881 --> 01:10:19,643
Fuck you, Derek, you piece-of-shit suit!
943
01:10:20,180 --> 01:10:22,951
You're just like all of them!
You belong here!
944
01:10:23,661 --> 01:10:25,128
Fuck!
945
01:10:25,588 --> 01:10:26,998
Done?
946
01:10:30,603 --> 01:10:32,483
Fuck you! Fuck you.
947
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:34,919
I'll be back shortly, sweetie.
948
01:10:35,293 --> 01:10:38,198
Come on.
949
01:11:04,972 --> 01:11:06,919
These things only work once.
950
01:11:07,178 --> 01:11:08,948
Don't do anything stupid.
951
01:11:47,856 --> 01:11:49,391
The Boss:
Can you see it, Derek?
952
01:11:50,752 --> 01:11:53,372
Can you see the solution to our problem here?
953
01:11:57,964 --> 01:12:00,687
You're infected. You have impunity!
954
01:12:01,032 --> 01:12:04,557
Nevil Reed, he got away with murder.
Maybe I can have a little fun here.
955
01:12:07,438 --> 01:12:09,375
Well, I'm gonna beat you to the punch.
956
01:12:16,136 --> 01:12:17,776
The Boss:
Let's discuss.
957
01:12:45,509 --> 01:12:48,174
- What's that?
- The terms of my surrender...
958
01:12:48,251 --> 01:12:53,736
...partnership contract.
959
01:12:54,024 --> 01:12:56,565
You're a fucking piece of shit.
960
01:12:56,642 --> 01:13:00,267
Look, my guy killed your guy.
You killed my guy, so we're even.
961
01:13:00,344 --> 01:13:02,549
Let's just get down to business now?
962
01:13:02,626 --> 01:13:04,103
Ladies.
963
01:13:05,330 --> 01:13:08,638
Monthly profit participation,
annual performance bonus...
964
01:13:08,715 --> 01:13:13,913
...vehicle allowances, gas,
maintenance, insurance, chauffeur.
965
01:13:13,989 --> 01:13:17,911
Expense accounts, full cellphone allowances...
966
01:13:18,036 --> 01:13:20,884
...paid parking, country-club fees.
967
01:13:20,961 --> 01:13:23,291
I've seen you admiring all of this, Derek.
968
01:13:25,526 --> 01:13:27,904
Isn't this what you've always wanted?
969
01:13:28,307 --> 01:13:29,352
Yes.
970
01:13:29,428 --> 01:13:32,727
Then why don't I see
a fucking pen in your hand?
971
01:13:33,907 --> 01:13:37,877
Do you really wanna spend the next 20
years of your life working your ass off...
972
01:13:37,954 --> 01:13:41,128
...for what, maybe half
of what I just offered you?
973
01:13:41,588 --> 01:13:43,525
Sign it, Derek.
974
01:13:43,985 --> 01:13:46,201
Sign it, and I'll suck your cock.
975
01:13:46,277 --> 01:13:48,128
Sign it, and I'll help.
976
01:13:48,205 --> 01:13:51,148
- Be smart.
- Be rich.
977
01:14:03,730 --> 01:14:04,703
No.
978
01:14:35,107 --> 01:14:36,881
Mine's bigger.
979
01:14:37,437 --> 01:14:38,993
Mine's always bigger.
980
01:14:48,350 --> 01:14:49,952
You fucker.
981
01:14:56,808 --> 01:14:58,966
That's your problem, Derek. No vision.
982
01:15:07,117 --> 01:15:08,414
Fuck you.
983
01:15:15,479 --> 01:15:17,301
Fuck! Iron!
984
01:15:20,839 --> 01:15:22,562
No, not the 9, the 5!
985
01:15:41,610 --> 01:15:43,288
Look at your partners.
986
01:15:43,365 --> 01:15:45,369
Look at your partners!
987
01:15:46,117 --> 01:15:48,074
You know what they're thinking right now?
988
01:15:48,150 --> 01:15:52,667
They're thinking how big their piece of the
pie is gonna get once you stop taking yours.
989
01:15:53,731 --> 01:15:56,023
This is where we vote, right?
990
01:15:56,100 --> 01:15:59,102
Well, then let's vote. Make it quick.
991
01:16:13,764 --> 01:16:15,557
Can you do it, Derek?
992
01:16:16,334 --> 01:16:18,098
Can you do it?
993
01:16:18,175 --> 01:16:21,311
No, because you're too much of a pussy,
which is why I'm up here...
994
01:16:21,388 --> 01:16:23,507
...and you are down there.
995
01:16:23,584 --> 01:16:25,847
But when this is all over...
996
01:16:25,923 --> 01:16:29,692
...I will piss on your corpse, as well.
997
01:16:54,529 --> 01:16:56,754
Derek:
And so the king falls.
998
01:16:57,060 --> 01:17:00,436
With the quarantine about to lift,
I finally gotta plead my case to The Nine...
999
01:17:00,513 --> 01:17:04,368
...excuse me, Eight...
and have my own day in court.
1000
01:17:04,924 --> 01:17:08,702
Surprisingly, given the fact that I just
threw their former CEO off a balcony...
1001
01:17:08,779 --> 01:17:10,946
...they seemed pretty willing to listen.
1002
01:17:12,049 --> 01:17:15,472
In a calm and collected manner,
I explained to them my situation...
1003
01:17:15,549 --> 01:17:18,349
...my dedication to the firm,
the abuse of company resources...
1004
01:17:18,426 --> 01:17:20,497
...by those above my pay grade, yada yada.
1005
01:17:20,574 --> 01:17:22,636
I don't need to bore you
with the long-form version.
1006
01:17:22,712 --> 01:17:25,877
With a sound defense and in light
of the day's events, I pled that...
1007
01:17:25,954 --> 01:17:28,226
I think I deserve my job back.
1008
01:17:29,742 --> 01:17:32,417
But as they voted, it dawned on me...
1009
01:17:32,494 --> 01:17:35,457
...something my sister had been
trying to tell me for years...
1010
01:17:35,534 --> 01:17:38,180
...what my new friend reminded me today.
1011
01:17:38,938 --> 01:17:40,817
I didn't have a job.
1012
01:17:40,894 --> 01:17:42,601
The job had me.
1013
01:17:42,678 --> 01:17:45,459
I was just another
fucking slave to the grind.
1014
01:17:46,063 --> 01:17:49,995
Look, we paint our paths
with the best of intentions...
1015
01:17:50,071 --> 01:17:53,696
...but at the end of the day, sometimes
it takes a brushstroke of circumstance...
1016
01:17:54,856 --> 01:17:58,374
...or a deadly virus to set us
on the right path again.
1017
01:18:02,892 --> 01:18:05,453
And the incident at TSC,
as they're calling it...
1018
01:18:05,530 --> 01:18:08,493
...ended up being a watershed case
to finally accelerate a vaccine...
1019
01:18:08,569 --> 01:18:10,919
...to prevent the symptoms
of the ID-7 virus...
1020
01:18:10,996 --> 01:18:13,614
...pending FDA approval, of course.
1021
01:18:13,690 --> 01:18:16,327
You're welcome. And for the firm itself...
1022
01:18:16,404 --> 01:18:19,559
...well, they did what any corporate
asshole in a corner would do.
1023
01:18:19,636 --> 01:18:22,091
They offered me Towers' job.
1024
01:18:22,167 --> 01:18:24,929
Finally a seat at the big kids' table.
1025
01:18:43,897 --> 01:18:46,985
Derek: So I took the gig...
1026
01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:51,879
...just long enough to make an executive
decision and do some good in the world.
1027
01:19:01,858 --> 01:19:03,297
I quit.
1028
01:19:03,537 --> 01:19:04,917
Now, I know what you're thinking.
1029
01:19:04,994 --> 01:19:06,950
We wrapped this story up
in a nice little bow...
1030
01:19:07,027 --> 01:19:11,055
...and we pretty much just killed
a bunch of people. I live with that.
1031
01:19:11,131 --> 01:19:14,353
But they do say everything
happens for a reason.
1032
01:19:14,430 --> 01:19:16,386
I'm starting to believe it.
1033
01:19:16,463 --> 01:19:20,126
Here's one more pro tip.
Paint your own path to success...
1034
01:19:20,203 --> 01:19:22,466
...in work, love, and life...
1035
01:19:25,343 --> 01:19:27,577
Derek:
...before it's too fucking late.
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