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Get it together.

You're just a grown woman
who had a dream

about her coworker.

Oh, there you are.

How does this look?

Great.

Platonic.

- What?
- Huh?

I'm talking about
the spackle.

"Platonic" is a design term.

You okay?

I am.

- Marina.
- Mm-hmm?

If we're gonna be a team,

we have to be straight
with each other.

What's going on?

Fine.

I can't believe
I'm gonna tell you this.

Oh, you don't like
the sconces we picked.

No, no, no, no.
I am just feeling

a little awkward because
I had a dream about you.

- Like a--
- Like a, um,

like a--an adult dream.

- Oh.
- Yup.

- Oh, wow.
- But it obviously

doesn't mean anything, so let's
just pretend it never happened,

- okay?
- Well, I don't think we can.

What, uh, wha--what?

I mean, because,
I mean, you know.

I mean, sometimes...

we wish we could say
in real life.

♪ ♪

Mm.

Morning.

You must've been
enjoyin' yourself.

What?

No. What?

Oh, you were smiling
in your sleep.

- What were you dreaming about?
- Nothing.

- An otter.
- Oh, lucky.

I love otters.

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

So you told Tom that you were
dreaming about otters?

Yeah, I know.
I feel terrible,

but I couldn't
tell him the truth--

that I've had multiple
sex dreams about Santiago.

I mean, he's not even my type.

Smoldering,
jaw cut from marble.

- Denise.
- Look,

I have random sex dreams
all the time,

sometimes when I'm napping.

- I call them "quickies."
- Okay, yeah,

but you don't tell Sarah.

Oh, of course I do.
That's the best part.

Sarah and I have zero secrets.

Look, this is what
she just texted me.

"Hi, Lulu,
havin' a medium-flow day.

"Which Haim sister do you think
is best at kissing?

- I say Danielle." Oh, my God.
- See?

Those thoughts
aren't even related.

Marina, keeping this
to yourself

is obviously stressing you out.

Maybe you and Tom should be
more open with each other.

Mmm--

yeah, no, that's not for us.

I once told Tom
he had slight calves,

and he hasn't worn shorts
since.

Hm.

I guess I was
a little freaked out

about her relationship
with Santiago,

but I had a good talk
with Marina.

And then I just did what Mom
always says:

"Put my feelings
in a feelings jar because"...

both: "Nothing can hurt you
if it's sealed in a jar."

Mm-kay, enough Tom Talk.

Let's head over
to Connor Corner.

- Hit me.
- So Nikki,

the girl
from the grocery store,

has agreed to go on a real date
with me.

Whoa, even after your
elaborate lie about being poor?

Yeah, I have some ground
to make up,

but everything's out there
this time.

No surprises,
just gonna take her

on a nice, regular,
low-key date.

Okay, I pulled a few options
for tonight.

What color story
are we feeling?

I'm sorry. This is low-key?

You should've seen
the other racks.

- Racks?
- Okay, let's talk sock-tions.

Fine, Tom. "Sock options."
Like we have all day.

- I didn't say anything.
- Mm.

Let's do
the striped microfiber.

That's the right answer.

Now about belts,
I was thinking since this--

Guys, aren't we overdoing it
a little bit?

- both: Tom.
- You're wearing

a freakin' hoodie.

Sorry.

♪ Stand out, I stand out ♪

♪ Give it to you... ♪

♪ Got my swagger
from my daddy ♪

- Hey.
- Hey.

You look incredible.

You do as well. Nice sweater.

Thank you. It's damp shale.

Can you believe my brother
thought this was gray?

Ew, I hate him already.
Hey, where we going?

How do you feel about
small plates?

- Eh.
- Okay.

Guess we're getting
the largest plates in town.

Siri, cancel my reservation
at Itty Bitties.

Wait, sorry if I missed this,

but why am I picking you up
in an empty parking lot?

Oh, it's right
by the vet's office.

- You wore that to work?
- I had to deworm

some Italian greyhounds,

and they're a bunch
of judgy bitches, so...

Kelvin,
get in here right now!

- What's up?
- Oh, not much.

Your school posted report cards
today.

Have anything to say
for yourself?

I thought I did okay.

Well, you didn't.

You did amazing!

Straight A's?

Mom with the fakeout.

This deserves a reward.

How 'bout that toy
you keep talking about?

The limited edition
"Boom Boom Dojo"

JollyBot collectible figurine?

Yes.

- That.
- That's okay.

I can buy it myself.

The landlord's been paying me

to scrape gum off
the mailboxes.

Are you sure?
This is a big deal.

I wanna do something special
for you.

Thanks, but I know you've
been saving for the baby.

Don't worry about me.

♪ ♪

Hey. Sorry I'm so late.

There was a new guy who didn't
know you don't like green stuff

- on your pizza.
- We're in here!

Wait, are the boys
not asleep yet?

Well, the twins are in bed,

unless you're talking 'bout
these boys.

Oh, hey, Marina.

Wha--what's happening?

Well, this guy came by
to drop off an invoice for you.

Yeah, and I found
this guy about

to build
the Motorized Lighthouse

with rocky outcrop
and tall ship.

It's such a sweet build.

Bought it for Camila,
kept it for Tommy.

You never told me Santiago
was a fellow blockhead.

Well, I like to build things.

What can I say?

Oh, that's so amazing.

- He's so funny. He's so funny.
- Yeah, I know. I know.

I told you.

And so--so unexpected,
Santiago hanging out here.

It's like a dream come true.

Not a dream,
not a dream.

Oh, can Santiago stay
for pizza?

- Oh, I don't know.
- Please?

Actually,
it's getting kind of late.

- Aw, man. This sucks.
- You know what?

No big deal, Tom-a-hawk,
as long as you promise me

that you will not build
the Captain's Cabin without me.

You have my word, Skipper.

All right, and I guess
I will see you tomorrow, okay?

Oh, and get
a good night's sleep

because it's a big spackle day.

Tomás.

- I don't understand.
- Oh, he's the skipper

- 'cause I'm the captain.
- No, you two.

I feel like a few days ago you
felt threatened by Santiago.

Yeah, but weren't you the one
who told me not to be jealous?

Plus, you were right.
He's a great guy.

I don't wanna jinx
anything yet, but...

I think he might be
my new best friend.

- Best friend?
- Yeah, you're right.

It's too early for labels.

So he's gonna be over
all the time playing LEGOs?

No, no, no, no, no.

We're also gonna watch
all the Bond movies.

He's a Brosnan guy too.

Did you leave room
for dessert

'cause I know
a great gelato place.

Oh, you know what?
I should probably

be getting back home.

Oh, okay.

But maybe on our next date.

Oh, so there's gonna be
a next date?

You can just drop me off
right up here.

At the parking lot
where I picked you up?

Didn't you say
it was by your work?

Yeah, but it's also
near my place.

Oh, I mean, I could just
drive you all the way.

Oh, that--really,
that's so kind.

It's okay, but you--
just right up here.

Kay.

Thanks for helping.

These JollyBots are sold out
everywhere.

Yeah, no prob.

I love acquiring stuff
that's valuable

for no apparent reason.

Also, my date ended early.

- Oh, it didn't go well?
- No, that's the weird thing.

It did, but she had me
pick her up and drop her off

in an empty parking lot.

Do you think she turns
into a car at night?

I wish. That'd be sick.

Why doesn't she want me
to see her place?

Probably because her place
will never compare to yours.

- Mm.
- Your mansion,

your fancy car,
your whole vibe.

I mean, the restaurant
was pretty nice.

The plates were just enormous.

Well,
maybe for your next date,

you take her to a place
where money's not a thing.

Yeah, like bowling,

or wherever you and Sarah go.

- Uh, yeah. There you go.
- Ooh, JollyBots.

- It's a limited run though.
- Oh, thank goodness.

I have to get one for Kelvin.

With all our money going
to the IVF fund

or Shamiah's school, I don't
want him to feel left out.

Well, you might have to get
there early and wait in line.

Like how early?

- Like now.
- I have to camp out?

This is what
your rich collector friends do?

No. Come on, Denise.

- We have line guys.
- Of course.

I'd let you borrow mine,
but he's in London

gettin' me a pen.

-

Santiago's so funny.

He just renamed our text thread

"New Kids on the Blocks."

Can we not talk
about Santiago?

Okay.

- Is everything all right?
- Yeah.

Totally fine. Why?

Because it sounds like
you have some kind of problem

with Santi.

No, I...

I do.

The problem is...

he steals.

- What?
- From our client.

A lamp, a mid-century credenza,
a birdbath probably.

- Marina, this is serious.
- Mm-hmm.

You can't work with him
anymore.

What did you tell your clients?

Oh, I haven't--
I haven't told--

I don't think I need--

I'm gonna call the cops
right now.

Oh, my God,
I gotta count the blocks.

No--okay, Tom, wait!
He doesn't steal.

I just--I didn't wanna
tell you the truth

because I had a dream
about him.

Okay, well, what kind of a--
oh, my God.

But the dreams,
they don't mean anything.

Dreams? Plural?

I felt guilty hiding them

because then that means
that they do mean something.

And Denise says
that her and Sarah,

they share everything,
which--

which makes their relationship
healthier.

- Okay?
- I'm sorry. I just--

keeping it from you
was killing me.

Yeah, well, I don't want you
to do that either.

We should be able to say
anything to each other,

no matter how hard it is to say

or how hard it is
for me to hear.

Oh, thank you.

And you too, you know?

I'm sure you--
you keep things from me.

Well, yeah, definitely.

Okay, that was quick.

- Like what?
- Like what?

- Like what? Like--
- What? No, you said what.

You said definitely.

Oh, um...

I guess there's that, um...

Barista at Morningstar Café?

Ooh, the cute one
with the eyeliner?

Is she cute?
I'm not sure I'd describe her--

- She's cute.
- Yeah, no, Katie the cute one

- with the high ponytail.
- Mm-hmm.

Sometimes she kind of flirts
with me.

Okay, come on.

I mean, she--she flirts with
everyone probably for tips.

- Yeah, you're probably right.
- Yeah.

Just on my cup, she draws
the O in Tom as a heart.

And one time,
she said she liked my pants.

She liked your pants?
Oh, Tom, that's--

And then she asked me
to come see her band that night

and said we should go
for a drink after.

I just--you know,
I didn't wanna tell you

'cause I didn't want you
to be upset.

- You're not upset, are you?
- No.

- Oh.
- I'm glad you told me.

- Great.
- Yeah.

Okay.

This is good.
Actually, I feel better.

Glad we're being more open
with each other.

Yeah, you know.

Denise was right.

Yeah, and now
I don't feel guilty

every time Katie gives me
free muffins.

- Free muffins?
- Yeah.

What a--what a nice thing
to do.

♪ ♪

So are you
a "Boom Boom Dojo" fan?

♪ Fighting the darkness
every day ♪

- Excuse me?
- It's the theme song.

You know it.
♪ It's the Boom Boom Dojo way ♪

♪ Courage and wisdom,
dinosaur pride! ♪

♪ Your dreams are real
if you believe in the stars ♪

They probably should
have worked harder

on that translation.

Yeah, I'm just here
to buy a JollyBot.

Oh, well, good thing
we're in the front.

I'm Denise, by the way.

Uh, Declan.

Declan, so nice to meet you.

D-team in the house.

Do you want a kombucha?

I already drank one.
Um, it may have been too much.

Yeah, it was definitely
too much.

Well, if you need
to find a bathroom,

I'll, uh,
watch your stuff for you.

Really? Oh, my gosh.

That is so helpful.

I can never hold it.

For a tall woman,
I have a very stubby urethra.

That's usually information
I just tell to my wife.

Thanks.

- Wow, a Snack Wagon.
- Yeah.

- Where'd you find this place?
- Well, on our last date,

we were in my hood,
so I went on Yelp,

looked up casual spots
in your hood,

- and this food truck had an A.
- Huh.

Oh, actually
I'm looking at it now,

it says--it says
"A food truck."

Okay.

Here are your sanliches.

Did you just say "sandlich"?

Yeah, the state says legally
I can't call them sandwiches.

But don't worry--they're made
with 100% real ground beese.

Thanks.

They looked better
in the very small photo I saw

on my phone.

Should we sit?

There's a bus bench
by that dog.

You know, he looks like
he's savin' it.

How 'bout that curb?

It's got a nice view of the...

- the other curb.
- Yeah.

You know, I could put
some napkins down

and we can cover
whatever that is.

Ooh, napkins?
Yeah, sorry.

The sign said
bring your own napkins.

- Standing it is.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. Wow.

You can really smell
that beese.

Oh, my gosh, I am never
going back to that store.

They withheld TP
until I bought something.

Ah!

End of the line's back there.

Declan, what?

You said
you would save my place.

No, I said
I'd watch your stuff,

and I'm watching it
right there.

So you're stealing my spot?

Once you step out of line,
it's not your spot anymore.

Seriously?
If I go to the back

of the line,
I'll never get a toy.

Ugh, not my problem.

And a little tip:
only rookies hydrate in line.

Seriously?

Is anyone seeing this
right now?

Where's your outrage, people?

This is not
the "Boom Boom Dojo" way.

Oh, you went
to Morningstar's?

- Did you get muffins?
- No, no.

Why don't you--why don't you
go watch a movie, okay?

Hey, you're back.

I thought you went
to the grocery store.

Yeah, they were out.

Of groceries?

Of everything.
Yeah, it's super weird.

Then what's that
behind your back?

What? No.
No, I'm just, um,

I'm stretching. I'm really--
I'm just really sore.

- Oh, I got it!
- Oh, no, no, no.

- I got it. I got it.
- Okay.

Oh, you went to Morningstar's?
Did you get muffins?

No, they were out too.

There's a supply chain issue.

This wouldn't happen to be
about last night, would it?

And what we talked about
with Katie?

No. Sort of.

- Marina.
- I just wanted to see

if she made little heart O's
for everybody,

so I went in there
and I asked for a coffee.

Seeing as my name
doesn't have an O in it,

I--I told her
that my name was Morona.

Morona?

Morona O'Goose?

Turns out she can make
normal O's just fine.

Okay, so that was it?

- Yep.
- You just got your coffee

- and you got out of there?
- Yes.

After I told her
I was your wife.

- I was afraid of that.
- And I told her

to stop complimenting
married men's pants.

- That was it, right?
- Yes.

- That was the end of it?
- Ah, yes. Then I left.

I mean, I go--
I was asked to leave.

By Katie?

No.

- The manager.
- Oh, crap.

All right,
can't write there anymore.

Thanks, now I have to find
another coffee shop.

Ooh, yeah.

You really did it this time,
O'Goose.

Okay, looks like
they're starting

- to let people in.
- Oh, you're probably not

gonna get one of those.

I heard the manager say
there were only 30 this drop.

What? No.

Why are you still in line?

They also have a glitter
Hello Kitty lunch box

that I can turn around on eBay.

Well, I'm here to buy a gift
for my son

who worked really hard
to earn it.

Is anyone here for a reason
other than to price gouge

a children's toy?

Noob.

Time to fight the darkness.

-
- ♪ Boom Boom Dojo ♪

- ♪ Boom Boom Dojo ♪
- Oh, no!

Someone's electric unicycle's
getting towed.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Fighting the darkness
every day ♪

♪ It's the
Boom Boom Dojo way ♪

♪ Courage and wisdom,
dinosaur pride! ♪

♪ Your dreams are real
if you believe in the stars ♪

♪ Boom Boom Dojo ♪

What?

This Sydney Sweeney
"White Lotus" JollyBot

just dropped
at the Modesto Mall?

♪ ♪

You might be lyin',
but I can't take that risk.

- ♪ Touch the fire,
attack the cold ♪

♪ Take to the skies,
race on the road ♪

♪ We can all fly
because we know how to fly! ♪

Well, well, well,
the final boss.

That's right, and I'm a pro
at standing in line,

so your tricks
won't work on me.

- We'll see about that.
- I waited in line 6 hours

for these kicks,
13 hours for this hoodie,

and you don't wanna know
how long I camped out

for this bucket hat.

You don't stand a chance.

♪ ♪

What the hell?

♪ Boom Boom Dojo ♪

Yes! I made it in!

You did this to me!

You all made me like this!

I'm usually very nice.

Wow.

This is nice, huh?

And the dog really relaxed
after it humped itself out.

Maybe not.

Ugh, well, nothing left to do

but to peel back this wet paper
and dig in.

Yeah.

So moist.

Down the hatch
and into my tummy you go.

Okay, don't eat it.
Don't eat it.

- It's bad. It's a bad thing.
- Oh, thank God.

Look, I have to ask,

you like me, right?

Yeah, of course.

Then why did you
take me here?

Well, I wanted to make it
better than the last date,

which I don't think I did.

I liked our last date.

Me too, but I thought all
the fancy stuff

made you uncomfortable,
and that's why

you didn't want me
to see your place.

Oh, you picked up on that?

Yeah, so I just--
I don't know.

I just took money
out of the equation.

Look, I've made peace
with the fact

that you're insanely wealthy.

If you wanna see my place,
I'll show you.

Yeah? Okay.

But we can ditch these, right?

- Absolutely.
- Okay.

Oh, shoot.

- He smells the beese.
- Leave the sandliches.

Leave the sandliches.
They're his now.

Hey.

Doin' some work?

Well, I can't work
at Morningstar's, not unless

Katie's band gets a record deal
and they hit the road.

Look, I'm sorry.

Turns out
I am just as capable

of being jealous as you are.

Yeah, I mean,
maybe I shouldn't have told you

about Katie and the muffins,

which ironically
is the name of her band.

I guess this, uh,
"share everything idea"

isn't for us?

Well, we don't actually want
to be Sarah and Denise, do we?

No, way too much
bathroom talk.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, and maybe the way

that we show love
is by not sharing everything.

Exactly.

You know what this means?

I might be in the market
for a new LEGO buddy.

See, that's one of the things
I don't wanna share with you.

Okay, then I won't share
how much you suck at LEGOs.

both: Okay.

Oh, my God, this is amazing.

These are, like,
impossible to find right now.

- Yes.
- How'd you get this?

Well, your old mom still has
a few tricks up her sleeve.

I'm really proud of you, Kel.

I know there's been a lot
of family stuff going on,

but I just hope you know
how important you are.

Thanks.
You're embarrassing me,

but thanks.

You know,
there is a new sneaker

that's about to drop.

Take the win, kid.

Your place is nice.

Yeah, I bought
a giant Buddha statue,

but, uh, it's backordered.

So what were you
so worried about?

'Sup.

Hey.

So was that like
a roommate, or...

- Mm-hmm.
- Boyfriend?

That's my son, Mateo.

He's 18.

I had him when I was 18.

I didn't wanna bring you
to my place

'cause there's a giant lanky
man-boy who lives in it.

Wow.

Was not expecting that.

Ugh, Mom, do we have
any leftover spaghetti

or anything not gross?

You know, it's been an issue
in the past.

It's okay.

I have a kid too.

Yeah, but mine shaves.

- Mm.
- I usually bring up

the whole "I was a teen mom"
thing like the third date.

Well, it seems like
we got that out of the way,

which leaves our third date
pretty open.

Aw, come on!

We're out of Lunchables too?

Mom!

- Should we go?
- Yes, please.

But we do need
to pick up Lunchables

or he will starve to death.

- Bye, honey!
- Okay.

Bye, hon--honey.

Hey, pretty sweet, right?

The "Titanic,"
and it's to scale.

A mighty ship.

It would be a shame

if something were to happen
to her.

You know, I gotta say, Tom,

when we--when we first met,

I kind of felt like
you didn't like me.

Yeah, well, about that.

I guess I was kind of jealous.

Just you and Marina were
spending so much time together

and your heads all close
looking at, like, sconces.

I hope you know that I would
never make a pass at Marina.

Oh, my God, yeah.
I know that now.

I mean, it sounds silly
to even say it.

It's so silly.

Oh, you want a coffee?

- Sure.
- There you go.

All right, Morningstar.

Yeah, I wrote your name
on it.

You made the O a heart?

Yeah, of course I did.

I like your pants, Tom.

Okay, those two things
seem unrelated.

Why don't you and I just

build something real together?

But the "Titanic" is real.

It's got the promenade deck
and everything.

It's got the lifeboats.

♪ ♪

- Aah!
- Morning.

Morning.

You okay?

Yeah, yeah.

Just had, like, a crazy dream.

- What was the dream about?
- Otters.