All language subtitles for Chloe Foster - We Love Chloe - BangBus

I don't know, man. I met him at some,
like, Battle of the Bands shit. Like, it

was... I think his name was... I think
it's Ben.

Something in my head is saying Brian,
but I think it's... There he is.

I got you.

No, I think... Brian?

Yeah. Or Ben? Yeah, okay.

Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. No, you
shaved the mustache. I didn't... That's

cool. All right. You got ready? Yeah,
there you go. No, no, get in. Hold on.

Wait for him. Go.

Oh, Jesus.

Fucking Halloween ends and no one can
prank anymore.

Alright, so what are we trying to do
here? I was trying to fuck with you. I'm

sorry. Please get in.

Alright, go. Go, go. Oh, God, you guys
suck.

No, it's cool. Get in. It's over.

Hijinks.

Failure.

Alright, you can sit in the chair up
here, Ben.

Okay.

We're just going to start cruising.

God damn, it's dark in here.

all right man so um uh you look so
different with your without the mustache

got a tan line from it too that is
awesome i'm zooming in on it okay sorry

right let's just let's just start going
and see what we can get we can capture

no uh to be honest i look at it like uh
like catch and release like um like on a

fishing show you know it's like uh they
put some delicious bait in the water

something bites at it and then it gets
ripped away from its reality, it's

a lesson, and then it's released back
into its environment that much more

capable of surviving.

That's how I see it.

Well, I guess. I mean, I'm okay with
that. I was just wondering how you felt

about it. Oh, well, if you ever need to
rationalize it, that's how I do it. So

that's just the way I see it. How do you
feel about it? I don't know. What the

hell are you guys talking about? I'm
talking about Bang Bus. Like, how do

Does it ever weigh on your conscience?

No. No?

I think it makes you a better person.

Exactly, because we're teaching them a
lesson in survival.

It's a good thing.

Catch and release. It's a very good...
What do you call those?

When you compare something to something
else.

Metaphor? There you go.

It's a good meteor.

It's a very good meteor.

I don't see any drugs.

We'll just keep going.

This is what we do almost every day. We
just drive around aimlessly wandering,

hoping we bump into somebody.

And then hoping they're nice.

Are you trying to keep up the catch and
release metaphor?

Yeah, yeah. We need a set of traps.

Like candy?

Like bear traps or something. Bear
traps, yeah. And then we can be the good

Samaritans and save them.

Exactly. Sorry about the ankle.

Hey, this is weird, man.

If it had a white picket fence, yeah.

Ah, construction equipment. That means
progress.

Kind of. Actually, this neighborhood has
no potholes. I've noticed that.

Mine is all fucked.

I got a flat tire from a pothole.

I called the city and asked if they were
going to pay for the new tire, and they

said no.

No, I'm absolutely serious.

And I hit it at the speed limit, and I
couldn't see it. It was nighttime, you

know? It straight up flattened my tire
like it was nothing. Yeah, that's

bullshit. That's what I get for trading
in my 4x4.

I had a friend who lived next to a golf
course, and he broke his windshield like

three times.

Really? And they don't pay for it.

Okay, so that's the rich taking
advantage of the disenfranchised, if

a word. They make you sign like a
contract saying that, you know, that

So then what's the benefit of living
next to a golf course, not having

in the back?

I don't know. I think it's worse.

Your neighbors don't fucking smash your
windshield every other fucking week.

Whatever.

Golf is such a stupid sport.

Not because they break people's
windshields, because they take up so

property for nothing. You're chasing a
little ball around, man. I can

how much talent it takes to, like, it's
real technical. Like, you move your

thumb this way, this happens. You move
your foot this way, this happens.

But seriously, man.

It's got a rich man's fort.

That's actually pretty cool. I like that
building.

I wouldn't like to live there, but it
looks nice.

And it's got a twin brother right next
door.

It's a different color.

Really? Was there a Miami in the 1800s?

Yeah, there's always been a Miami.

With mangroves and fucking... Inside the
heart.

There's always been a Miami inside the
heart.

It's dark in this neighborhood.

Oh, yeah, that reminds me. Yeah, so last
time I voted for hope and change.

Now I'm just kind of voting for, eh,
it's not that bad.

And it's just kind of annoying. I wish
we had, like, some godlike fucking, I

mean, aren't they supposed to be like
the alpha males of the entire country,

know? They should bring back Bill, man.

Yeah,

he was.

And he did so much good, and everybody
was just stuck on the whole blowjob

thing.

But, Mitt Robot's talking about fucking
bringing up indecency laws for adults.

Like, he's really trying to go against
the porn industry.

Which is... What?

That's all I see.

But I like it. Wait, wait, look at this.

Not the old lady either.

Alright, alright, yeah, yeah, yeah.

How do you get... How do you... Alright,
fuck.

No, no, no. Excuse me. Can I talk to
you, please?

Sure. I have trial proof windows. Oh,
there they go.

Hi. Is this, like, a neighborhood, like,
shrine?

Um, I believe so, yeah.

What? There's the Greek goddess?

I think that's decided.

No shit. That's awesome. I've never seen
that before. Are you from this

neighborhood? Uh, yeah, I am, actually.

Do you walk by this every day?

Uh, yeah.

Every day. Have you ever, like, stopped
and thought, like, what the hell's that

doing there?

Um, yeah, often.

Can I ask, uh, why do you have a camera?

Anything. Oh, the camera? It's for
recording things.

Oh. It's a lot better than a picture
camera, because picture cameras just

still... I'm fucking with... I'm sorry.
Oh. No, me and my friends usually just

drive around and try to... We try to
find people on the street and just do,

like, street interview kind of things.

It's kind of what we're doing now. Are
you busy?

Uh... Kind of.

I understand.

That's usually what everybody says.

But, uh, hold on. Let me do something
real quick.

Uh... No?

All right, cool. Now I had to change
something.

Um...

What were we talking about?

Your camera.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, most people respond like that. Are
you nervous about cameras? Do you get

camera shy?

I'm a little camera shy, yeah.

Okay, well, how old are you?

I'm 20.

20? Okay, that's a cool age. How long
until you turn 21?

Next year.

Next year? Well, I mean, can you say it
in months? Well, like 10 months.

10 months? Yeah. I guess, yeah. Okay,
that's easy math. You have enough

for that.

Yeah. That's what I have to rely on.

Anything more, I've got to take off my
shoes. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. I like your shoes. Thank you.
Yeah? They're cool.

So you're busy right now?

Yeah. That sucks. I kind of wanted to
get to know you.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, that's kind of what we
do. Like, where are you coming from?

Oh, it's actually at a friend's house.

So where are you going?

Just walking back, you know, towards my
house, I suppose.

Okay, you suppose?

Yeah. I'm not going to follow you. I
mean...

I didn't, you know, I wasn't thinking
that.

Okay. Look, okay, what we're doing is,
actually, we're trying to find just

people to talk to. Just, like, we're
trying to get footage of people, like,

the street. Like, we're trying to define
our generation, actually. We're trying

to get footage of people, just ask them
random questions, and hopefully by the

end of all these different interviews,
like, we can put the footage together.

And, wait, is that your dad?

No. Okay, cool. All right, he looked
mean.

All right.

I thought he was mad.

Okay.

We're thinking maybe if we do enough of
these interviews, we can actually find

something that brings us all together.

Like, this is my friend, Jesus, the guy
in the driver's seat. Hi.

This is my friend Ben back here. Hello.
He's actually, we were doing an

interview with him. We just finished up,
and we were going to drop him off at

home, and we were hoping to find one
more person.

That's up to you, though.

I mean, we pay cash.

Does that matter?

What were you doing at your friend's
house? I was doing her hair.

Oh, really?

Oh, okay. I was about to say, that's
really girly. Well, it's still really

girly. Yeah, I guess it is girly.

Okay.

Where's your equipment?

Well, back at her house now.

Is she one of your classmates or
something? Yes, she is. Oh, that makes

School project.

So what do you guys do? Do you take a
picture and turn it in as a final

or do you have to bring her head? Well,
she can go in.

You know, since it's already done to her
hair.

Oh. Yeah.

That's weird. I thought you guys took
heads home and, like, practiced on

Oh, we can do that, too.

Okay. It's actually easier on a real
person, though. Yeah, I'd assume.

Yeah. Okay.

Is there real hair on the heads?

Yeah, it's cadaver hair.

Ooh, dude.

Do you get creeped out?

It's a little weird at first, but... Do
you ever, like, do their hair while

doing the Ouija board at the same time?

No. You might get some answers.

That might be bad.

Yeah.

Okay, well, it's too bad we couldn't do
an interview with you.

Like, we're going to pay you like $60
for a half hour of your time.

Is that a lot for you? I mean, what do
you do for a living?

I'm just in school right now.

So you're not working?

No, I'm not working. So who's paying for
your school and your groceries and your

rent and all that stuff?

Do you live at home? Yeah, I live at
home.

Oh, okay.

Well, then who's, do you have a car?

Okay, you're walking. I guess you don't
have a car.

So you're stuck in your neighborhood.

Do you, like, borrow the parents' car
every once in a while and go out

in the minivan?

Every once in a while.

Okay. Well, I don't know what else to
talk about right now. I was trying to

loosen you up to the idea of coming with
us. I was hoping if we talked long

enough, maybe you'd trust me a little
bit.

Yeah.

I don't know if that's actually how I
want to do it.

Yeah, why not?

Look, this is my budget for the day.

You can't have it. You have to, um...

That's our budget. So if you wanted to
come with us, we're going to pay you $60

of that.

If you want to do more than an hour, we
can actually pay you more if you're

still interested after half an hour. No
offense, I'm just saying.

You're young.

You said you're 20? Yeah, I'm 20. Yeah,
I don't know how many life experiences

you could have.

It's all going to be about your
opinions, really.

If you want to do it, it's cool. If not,
we have to go.

I'm not being rude. I'm just saying
seriously. We rely on the daylight for

light.

But you do have to do it in the van. You
would have to come with us.

So at your age, I don't know if you want
to take a personal risk like that, but

honestly, if you were in danger, we'd
already have you.

Yeah, that's true.

Yeah. So if you want to come with us,
cool. If you don't, it's really up to

Um, I think... I think... Is this where
we play the Jeopardy music?

I think I'll go with you. You will?

Yeah. All right, cool. Come on in.

Wait, wait, wait.

Do you have two forms of ID on you? Yes,
I do.

Would you be willing to sign a release?

Yes, I will.

Okay, cool. Yeah, come with us.

Okay. The door should be unlocked.

All right.

And look, that's Ben.

Hi.

And that's Jesus. I don't know if you
got a chance to... Hi, I'm Chloe.

Okay, is my window closed?

Yeah, I got you. So we're going to do
this like the... I can ask you like

personal questions, personal questions.

I'm going to pay you for it.

Okay.

What if I told you how much? Would that
make a difference?

Yeah, I guess that would make a
difference.

Okay, I already paid you $60.

Yeah. Okay, so if I was to give you $40
now, you would have made $100 off of me

today. Is that a good number for you?

Um... Are you going into negotiation
mode? I think...

There's that Y chromosome we were
looking for. Okay, so, I don't know,

want 60 more dollars?

That's $120 for, like, now it's going to
be an hour of your time. That's a

pretty good wage.

I think, I think that's a good number.

That's a good number? Yeah.

Alright, well, why don't we just get
started and, I mean, the money's right

here. I'm not going anywhere. Yeah.

And I can't, you know.

Okay, so, alright, well, let's start
here.

Shit, what's the freakiest thing you
ever did?

Public?

No.

At a pool?

No.

Yes.

How, like, so are you into girls? Oh,
shit, I just did that for no reason.

go ahead.

Um... No.

No? I mean, they're nice to look at, but
that's about it.

That's how I feel. I'm just kidding.

So, how, like, did you, I mean, guy and
a girl, so what was the girl doing while

the guy was on you? Or was it the other
way around? It was the other way around.

He was on her?

Actually, it was more like... She was on
me, and he was on her.

It was more like... Because they were a
couple, so they were together, and it

was me and her.

So how did you end up in that situation?
I don't understand.

Drinking. Drinking.

Okay. So you drink?

I did drink, yeah. You did drink. Is
that why you don't like to drink

No, that's not why.

Did you feel ashamed afterwards?

Yeah, I did.

Really? Why?

I don't know. The girl was so
attractive.

Oh, well, I mean, yeah, that happens to
us all after we drink. I mean, that's

pretty much what alcohol does to you.
But what about, like, it was

right? Yeah, I mean.

Did you feel dirty?

No, I mean, it just made me, it helped
me know that I was straight, you know.

Oh, okay.

I was 18, I was still young.

That's a hot story.

Was she 18?

Yes. Holy shit, I like this story.

What about the guy, no, I'm just
kidding.

Okay, but did you guys, did you girls
mess around?

Yeah, we did.

Okay, like how?

Um, we made out and we ate each other
out.

Okay. What did it taste like?

Like flavorless slime, that's what it
tastes like yeah Yeah, the the the rest

it is the the the the I was gonna say
odor, but I meant aroma That's the odor

would be bad The aromas kind of like
with food like the way it smells its

bouquet is kind of like part of the
experience Is that what it is I don't

know if I believe in that maybe for Wild
animals.

Maybe it doesn't... Because if that was
the case, why would women instinctively

use perfume?

Because you're hiding it, you know?

Well, uh... Unless they're trying to
replace something. In perfume, there's

actually animal urine.

Oh. And that's what attracts the
opposite sex.

Really? Yes.

Huh.

Odd. Yeah.

Yeah, it is.

Sorry about that.

It just happened to be there.

Okay, so, um... Welcome to Miami.

So... Okay, but... So you're just not
into girls?

Did you enjoy her going down on you?

Yeah. So you... I... Wait, but you're
just not... So you just enjoyed the

experience, not the... Was she better at
it than guys would be?

No. She actually said I was the best
that she's had. Did she give you a

or anything?

No, she didn't give me a trophy.

Did you guys maintain your friendship?

No.

That's too bad. All right.

Well, okay, what about... Have you
experimented with anal?

Yes. Do you like it? Yeah, I do.

I would not, if I saw you, well, I did
see you walking down the street and it

did not occur to me.

Like, I would never think, you know,
that you would do that. Like, it's...

beginner at it. Yeah.

But... Did you like it the first time?

The first time?

Yeah, I did.

Okay, then you must have had a good
partner because most girls are turned

the first time because... I'm sorry, I
interrupted you. Go ahead. No, it's

It was just after we warmed up, I guess.
Yeah.

It went a lot better. That's the step
that most guys skip.

And they think, just shove it in, she'll
like it eventually. And it doesn't work

that way. That sounds bad.

Yeah, once you initially hurt them, it's
not going to get better.

You've got to warm up, you've got to
have a lot of lube, and hopefully some

drinks. That's not true.

That is true, I'm telling you.

I'm telling you. I like to ram it in
there.

He likes it rammed in there. But a lot
of people don't like it like that.

He's one of those, bite the pillow, I'm
going in dry.

Yeah.

That's fucked.

Yeah, hold on to the, yeah, bite it down
on my wallet.

Alright, so what do you do, is it just
exclusively, like, is it just penises,

or, or you're not even fucking anybody
right now. No, I'm not.

Don't you feel like you're missing out?

Yeah, I mean.

We have clubs, we've got bars, you can
go to campus, any campus, and meet

somebody, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you have options, you're a pretty

girl. There's no reason why you should
be.

fucking up your battery pack. You know
what I mean? Like, how many batteries do

you go through?

Actually, that's a redundant question.

There are chargeable batteries.

Oh, well, go green.

Okay, so, um, are you, like, into size?
Is that a big deal for you?

Um, not really, because, like, every
penis is shaped differently.

Really? So, like, if one's a little
taller, the other one might be a little

whiter. Could the same be said for a
vagina?

I, I think so.

Yeah.

Some of them are really big, and they
make me feel really bad about myself.

Yeah. It's just, that's the truth. Like,
I think it's a cultural thing, maybe.

Anyways, so what about, like, are you
into penetration or vibrations? Like,

which do you prefer?

Penetration. Penetration? Okay.

Do you like being stretched? Do you like
it being bigger? Or, I mean, you said

everyone's a different size, but what do
you prefer? Do you like it big?

I like...

Like a good size with a good width.

Thick, yeah, girth. That's what most
girls say.

Girth. I get a lot of these same answers
from other girls. I mean, you're not

blowing my mind, except for the anal
part. I did not see that.

Like, you have such an innocent -looking
face with your little button nose.

Like, I really didn't see that coming.

Wow. So the next guy that scores you is
actually, like, scoring something pretty

cool, you know?

Yeah, like, most girls aren't that open
-minded.

That's cool.

Alright, you're out of focus.

Cool. Alright, so when you masturbate,
do you ever play with your ass?

Yes, I do.

You do?

Okay.

You know, I'm going to be honest with
you right now, Chloe.

Usually, by this point, I will have had
to have introduced the rest of the money

to whoever I'm interviewing.

But you just, like, went with it. Like,
you're cool like that.

So I'm just going to give you your
money.

Okay? I wish I had a tripod.

Or like an assistant or something.

Or a midget. That would be awesome.

Could you give her the other $60 in
small bills, please?

I'm sorry. I'm not trying to load you
down with all these small bills. I

My pocket is full.

$120 just for being honest.

We're doing a good deed.

Okay, cool.

Oh, jeez. All right.

I feel like asking you, like, dirty
questions. Like, fucked up questions. I

can't really come up with any off the
top of my head right now.

Okay, for... No, I don't want to go in
that direction.

Okay, yeah, actually I do. No, I don't.
No, no, no, no.

Have you ever done, like, S &M? Anything
like that?

Um, what does that mean?

Uh, sadomasochism.

It's, um, like, uh... Like, fighting?

It doesn't have to be about pain. It's
just about dominance and submission.

But, yeah, usually there's whips
involved and stuff like that. People

put on outfits.

Nah. No? I mean, I like... I like biting
and I like scratching, but... You

really do? Really? Yeah.

Okay.

So you like it rough?

Yeah. Do you like to role play?

Uh, I like to dress up, but... Cosplay?

Yeah, but not, like, really role play.
Like, if I'm dressed up as a nurse, I'm

not going to act like a nurse the whole
time.

I wonder if that's still considered
cosplay, because you're wearing a

but it's not a furry.

Like, it's not a comic book hero or
anything like that. That's cool.

Have you done that?

Uh, yes, I have done cosplay.

Was this for a boyfriend, or?

Yeah, it was for a boyfriend.

Okay. In the show, in the cons
convention.

Oh, you did that? I was talking about
the nursing thing. Wow. Oh. Did you feel

weird, or did you like it?

Uh, it was a little weird, but it was,
it was nice.

Have you ever, like, been naked in
public?

Like, have you ever flashed anybody, or
mooned anybody, or anything like that?

Um.

No? Okay.

Maybe when you were drinking and you
just don't recall?

Maybe. Maybe.

All right, has... I know my top can't
stay on when I'm drinking vodka.

Really? Yeah.

Can we stop at a liquor store or
something?

You're not old enough. I can't do that
on camera.

What, um... Well, we can do it
afterwards.

It's just an idea.

Okay, what, uh... Have you ever, um...
Damn, I had a question in mind and then

you said that and... Sorry.

Blew my mind, actually, that time.

I blew your mind. Yeah. Have any of your
guy friends seen you naked?

Um... Like, whoops, I didn't know you
were in the bathroom kind of thing?

No, but a family member has.

Let's not talk about that. Yeah.

Ew. So what about... Wow, we're in a
fancy area.

That's cool.

Have you ever... Damn it, I got
distracted again.

It was an important question. It was
about you.

Something to do with nudity. Okay. Has
anybody ever taken pictures of you?

Naked? Yeah.

I think so.

You don't know?

Well,

because I was taking the pictures as
well.

Oh, so you've done camera play with...
Yeah.

Okay. Any video?

Yeah, there was some video. Have you
searched for yourself online?

for myself, but I haven't found myself.
Nothing?

Yeah. Was that an ex?

What? Was that like an ex -boyfriend?

Mm -hmm. Okay.

So you're going to have to, the same
place where you look for your home

that you like to watch? Yeah.

You notice how they've got a strange
title but no names?

Mm -hmm.

You're probably in there, like under a
strange title. You just haven't found it

yet. Oh.

That's just kind of how the internet
works.

You don't have to believe me. I'm just
saying. Well, I mean, it's probably out

there.

Well, it's on the internet.

It doesn't go away. Yeah. It's like a
tattoo.

It's a digital tattoo.

So how would you feel about that if you
were... I'm kidding, by the way, but how

would you feel if you did find out that
you're online?

Well,

of course I would want to watch it.

Yeah.

I would feel... Anger, betrayal,
excited.

I might be a little excited.

Yeah. Yeah.

The anger, betrayal thing wouldn't
happen? Maybe a little anger at first.

But that's about it.

Okay. Will you be excited because people
are seeing you all over the world?

Yeah, I mean... I mean, I'm touching
people in a different way.

They're touching themselves, actually.

Yeah. Okay, well, let's... Fuck, Ben.
I'm going to try to do you a favor.

see what happens. You're involved in
this, probably.

Okay, since you said you really don't
care if people saw you on the Internet,

this isn't going to go on the Internet.
This is whatever.

But it would be cool to get a shot of
his band. It's called Bang Bus. We have

stickers. Can we put one of those
stickers on your butt and, like, just

really tight shot of your butt? We won't
know that it's your butt. See, that's

the thing, because we're not going to
show your face.

Can we get a picture of that?

Are you wearing underwear?

Yes, I'm wearing underwear. Okay, you
can keep them on. It would just be cool

see, like, the sticker on someone's
butt. Like, is that a big deal for me to

just see your butt? It's no different
than going to the beach, you know? Yeah.

Exactly. Like, it'd be the same thing as
me wearing, like, bikini bottoms.

Yeah, rationalize it however you want. I
just want to see it happen.

Are you willing to do that? Just real
quick. Uh, yeah.

Really? Yeah.

Okay, cool.

Uh, let me grab a sticker.

Are you, so you're okay? Like, you're
comfortable?

You're having, is this fun for you, or?
Yeah, this is interesting. I mean.

Different, I'm sure, but. Definitely
different.

Alright, cool. I'm glad you're still
being cool.

Dude, you guys printed a lot of those
fucking things. Yeah.

They look like raffle tickets.

Eh, they kind of work that way.

Yes.

All right.

Okay, so, Chloe, all you would have to
do is just, like, face the other

direction.

And I guess Ben will do the rest.

And I'm coming in real close so I can't
see your face.

Do you mind if I, uh... No.

Okay.

You know, consequently, you have a very
nice ass.

Thank you. Thank you Chloe.

That was awesome.

I'll keep that on there. Awesome.

I'd like to remember it.

Maybe I'm just, like, going too far
here, but what would be the odds of

doing one on your breasts?

But we won't see it.

I mean, we won't see your face. We're
going to see your breasts.

Or actually, I can close my eyes and
just get the footage, but I'm going to

it later.

Is that going too far?

I'll tell you what. Do you smoke
cigarettes?

Yes, I do.

Would you like to have one now?

That'd be nice.

Okay. Just open one of those windows
back there.

I'll use, like, an empty bottle as,
like, a communal ashtray. We can all

cigarette. Okay. Sounds good.

Is it open? Yeah. They just crack.

I don't even hear it.

Here is a bottle. You can see I already
have a cigarette butt inside there.

Let's just relax for a second.

So what happened? How did you become so
cool?

Like, is it because you didn't grow up
here?

I think it's because I didn't grow up
around girls.

Really? Yeah.

Maybe. Maybe.

I would think that would make you kind
of defensive, though. You know, because

then you would be more in tune with what
guys actually want, what they're

actually going for.

You know?

Or maybe, are you just comfortable with
that? I might just be comfortable with

it. Do I have a bad habit of asking
questions and then answering them for

Mm -hmm.

Because I don't mean to do it. No.

I wonder if that's actually taking away
from honesty or giving you options. I

don't know. Maybe I should stop doing
that.

You know, some guys actually get off to
watching girls smoke.

Uh, it is a fetish of mine.

Really? If you may be honest, yeah.

What? I don't understand. Smoking?

Okay. Yeah, I like smoking too. I like
good clouds.

Oh, clouds are beautiful.

It's my favorite part of smoking. I
always thought that people were into,

people that are into smoking, like girls
smoking, are the same people that are

into feet.

It's just something I don't understand.

Like, I can look at your feet and say
they're cute, but I can't look at them

be like, oh God, I want to fuck them.

You know, I don't understand that part.

Have you ever known anybody that's in
the feet?

Um... No, I don't think I've known
anybody.

I think, uh... Nobody that's admitted to
it, you know? Yeah.

I think I, like, knew of somebody who
had a foot fetish.

Have you ever given a foot job before?

No, I've never given a foot job before.

I hear they're exhausting.

Yeah, I bet.

You know, the positions you have to use
and, like, cranking your legs and all

that shit.

Ben, can I use the estuary, please?
Yeah.

That's a one -man.

Okay. So how are you feeling right now?

I feel pretty good right now.

Okay.

Back to what we were talking about,
like, how would you actually feel about

that? Like, if we just got a sticker on
your breasts, maybe one on each?

I could pay you for it, but I just feel
like if I offered it like that, like, I

don't know what that would say about
your character, I don't want to offend

but the option is there if you want more
money.

I'm having fun and I'd do anything to
keep this going, you know? I mean, what

you think?

one or maybe two over the nipples?

Yeah, I think... Over the nipples? Maybe
just one and just cover both of my

nipples. Can we put them over the
nipples and like rip them off?

Is that going too far? That might hurt.

It might.

But we still don't know and there's only
one way to find out.

I mean, I'm not... You can do whatever
you want. I'm just saying.

You don't have to do anything.

I just think it would be cool.

Can I get a lighter?

Mm -mm.

Where'd the cherry go?

In the bottle. Oh, okay, cool. I
pictured it burning my sleeping bag.

I cannot roll these things up to save my
life. I don't... Yeah, that's why it's

just like fluff. I just fold them.

You notice, like, I've got an isomat,
all this camping equipment here.

Like, we go to the Keys on the weekends.

Yeah. I was worried you lived in a van
down by the river. Yeah.

Yeah, you're not the first person to say
that.

Trust me, especially with my size and
whatever.

Okay, so...

Would you be willing to do that?

I think I would.

Okay.

Awesome.

He has the stickers.

Yeah, we can do this.

And guys, it's important for us not to
change our tone at this moment. Because

if we do, it gets creepy.

But we're not doing anything creepy.

We're just getting... This would look
cool for like promotional whatever. I'm

not going to show your face.

Would you mind holding this for me?
Yeah.

I wish I had a window. Oh, I do.

Those are really nice, Chloe.

Oh, thank you. You were right, like, for
being your favorite.

Holy shit. If only it wasn't upside
down.

Oh, it's upside down. No, it's cool. I
could have, like, gone, like, that's

cool.

Got some aerials sticking out. All
right, I'm just showing your chest.

You're such a good sport. I really
appreciate that.

Awesome.

Should I put my shirt pack on?

If I had a choice, I'd say no, but
that's really up to you. It's actually a

little fuller with it off.

It's no different than a bikini on the
beach, if we're still rationalizing.

Were you just shaking them?

Maybe. That was at the van.

That might have been me.

That's cool.

God, I want to take this in so many
different directions. All of a sudden,

not, like, again, I'm not trying to be
creepy. Oh, thank you.

I just, like, we got all these cool
shots.

What about, um, could we do anything
downstairs?

Um... I know it's getting creepy, but,
like, I mean, honestly, like, how many

times are you going to get the
opportunity to just be, like, worshipped

guys that aren't even touching you?

You know what I mean?

Are you enjoying the attention?

I mean, I'm enjoying the attention.

Okay. Because we've got more of it.

Like, we've got it on tap.

What if we did something like that?
Like, I don't know. Are you shaved?

Uh, yes, I am. Okay, so we're not going
to, like... Okay, it's not like duct

tape being pulled off your mouth or
anything?

Um... Ben, how do you feel about this?

I feel pretty good about this.

I almost feel like putting one of those
stickers where your mustache...

He used to have a mustache and he just
took it off. It's so weird to see him

like this.

I can see the tan.

I didn't notice that.

Okay, that's a cool tattoo.

Do you have any tattoos?

No, I don't. I just have gauges.

Oh, really? I did not even fucking
notice that.

Wow, so what are you going to do when...
Never mind.

I was going to say... What were you
going to say? When I get old?

No, when it goes out of style.

Oh. It's just a bad topic. I don't want
you thinking about this shit right now.

It does look nice on you, though. Thank
you. I don't really use them as a style.

They just, uh... You're African?

No. I just, uh... I don't know.

Do you want me to really get into it?
No, no, no, I don't. That's why I'd

talk about what we were talking about.

How, like... Are we there yet? Are we
friends? Like, can... Can I see your

vagina? I don't know how you approach
that question.

I just want to get the footage of the
sticker, like, over it. Like, or maybe

even, like, covering it. I don't know
what you've got going on.

Um. I'm not going to show your face.
Maybe, like, right above it or

If that's what you're comfortable with.
That's absolutely cool.

Oh, yeah.

All right.

Then, um, let's try to do this.

No offense, Chloe, but Ben, get used to
this, because when you're rock star

famous, this is going to happen, like,
every day.

Sorry, I'm just kidding.

Not about the famous part, like...

Okay.

Put it down?

I was going to let you put it down.
Okay.

Could you open your legs wider?

If only that could be an album cover,
you know?

Maybe underground.

That is so awesome.

Wow. You look... That is really nice,
actually. You look really, like, clean.

Thank you. Like, I don't know, clean and
fresh?

Maybe youthful? I don't know what the
word is.

Because some girls look like, um...
What's the word?

Roast beef is so overused.

Like, yours actually looks really nice.
It's, like, symmetrical.

Like a tulip. Oh, this is cool shopping,
because I can see, like, all the

stickers. Wow, and you're just, like,
okay.

Just in case you wanted to look inside,
I guess.

How do you feel right now?

I feel a little bit more comfortable.

I feel like I'm in my natural skin.

Is comfortable the adjective you would
use in this situation?

No. What would it be?

Can you turn over, actually, since we
still have that sticker on you?

There's like a piece of grass on your
butt cheek.

On the other one.

That's cool.

Can you flip over real quick?

I guess we'll put it in fast forward.

That's cool.

That's so awesome. You're so cool,
Chloe.

You know what?

I don't know. I'm spoiled at this point.

There's nothing else we can actually do
to you.

Except for maybe like insertion.

Which I guess is just going too far.

I like the look on your face when I say
that kind of shit, though.

You feel comfortable?

Yeah, I'm comfortable right now. Okay.

I don't want to make you uncomfortable,
but... I mean, you were saying that you

kind of feel like you're missing out?

Yeah.

You have options.

How would you feel about just like...
This is where it gets awkward.

How would you feel about a consequence
-free... You might have made friends

here. I would like to think we're
friends.

But how would you like to actually
consummate our friendship? I don't know

to say it.

I guess I should just come out and say
it.

What would be the odds of you fucking
around with Rockstar Ben here?

Do you find him attractive?

Yeah, he's really cute.

That's what the ladies say.

I don't know.

I just think, like, you're pretty much
there.

What would be the odds of, like, you
fucking around with him on camera?

And I'll give you a copy if you'd like.

Just, um, I just want to see it. I kind
of, I just, that's all.

I mean... That's a close -ended
question. It was like yes or no. You

really have to rationalize it. I just
want to know if it could happen or not.

we should start heading back, if our
time is over, like... I think, I think

could happen. It could happen? Yeah.

in this environment, in this setting, or
would you guys have to hook up some

other time? I mean, we're here.

I mean, I'm fine right here. Yeah,
because when I asked you how do you

comfortable was a strange adjective. I
was thinking that maybe horny would be

something that would come to mind.

Maybe a little horny. Okay. Maybe a
little what?

Fighting your lip.

Yeah. I'm not fighting my lip. Playing
with your hair.

Well, I tell you what, I'm just here.
Pretend like I'm not here from this

on. You guys can do whatever you want.

I mean, it's up to her, Ben. But, like,

I'm just, you guys see where it goes. I
don't want to, I don't want to interfere

anymore.

He's there. You can treat him like a
fuck doll. You know what I mean? Like,

can do whatever you want.

That was sweet. That was so sweet.

Thank you.

So are you.

What's that?

So you're horny. Is that your phone?

You know.

It's been so long.

Hold on.

I'm sorry. No offense, guys. It's your
show, but I just want to see so I can

stick it a little longer.

Is that cool?

Yeah.

Oh.

All right, cool.

Do you mind if Ben rips off those
stickers?

So what?

You putting on a condom?

I don't use condoms.

You don't use condoms? No.

Chloe, how do you feel about this? I
don't want to be responsible for

Um... Well, are you clean?

Yeah. Well, then I don't have any
problem.

If he says so. All right, girl.
Whatever.

It's you guys. Whatever.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I'm going to cry.

Are you ready? Yeah, I'm going to cry.
No, stop, stop, stop, stop.

I can't. Did you? Are you? Yeah.

Oh, Jesus.

Yeah, Chloe, what'd you do?

Um... We almost got you hooked up.

Did I do that?

Yeah.

Okay.

Um... Well, um...

You think you can keep going?

You want a condom now? Yeah.

Okay. You got yourself on the chin
there, bro.

Alright,

do you mind waiting for a second?

I just wanted this to happen.

Alright, can you turn the air
conditioning down, bro?

We can start rolling again.

You see, the value of a condom has a lot
more to do with safety, bro.

Bang Bros.

Chloe, can you show us the kitty thing
you were talking about?

Mm -hmm.

How is it?

You get behind me like doggie style.

I get down like this.

Hey, Ben?

Could you give us, like, a, like, go
rock star? Because you're at, like, a

Nickelback right now, and I need you at,
like, a Slayer.

What do you want? What do you want? Just
fuck the shit out of her.

And she'll tell you when to stop.

so I can almost see your face or body.

Could you turn your body around? I'm
getting dangerously close to a female

and it's fucking with my head.

See if you can come again.

So you're really going to do this?

Uh -huh.

And this is going to make it work?

Uh -huh. All right.

Torture away.

Oh, I love it in the ass.

It's so tight though.

You make me feel like such a bad girl.

Why don't you guys get up on the couch?

Another way you'd like to do this?

I might be able to try...

I don't know. I think... Can he bend you
over the chair?

Yeah. Cool.

I saw that coming.

Wow,

I'm impressed with you.

Awesome. Did you have a good time?

I had a blast.

It did blast.

All right.

Fuck it. Do you want to still hang out?
We got to take you home?

What do you want to do?

We can hang out if you like.

Awesome. That's what I wanted to hear.

Good job.

Here.

Let's put the band logo somewhere.

We do this all the time. It's not like,
don't worry about it.

We've tagged this entire fucking
neighborhood.

Yeah.

I'm just doing my part for you. Yeah,
that's cool.

Alright.

Alright, jump out there.

I just want to get it on video. It's
going to look cool.

Yeah.

Alright.

Alright, go, go, go, go!

Jesus Christ.

It never gets old. All right, I'm sorry,
Chloe. I just had to get rid of him. So

are you down? We're still going to hang
out?

Yeah. Yeah? Cool. Can I see your ass
again?

Yeah. You're just all full of yes.
That's why I like you.

All right.

And you still have $120, right?

Yes, I do. So do you want to... I can't
say drink on camera, but do you want to

go have fun?

Yeah, we can have fun. On you?

No, I'm just kidding. I still have
money. Come on, let's go. This is going

fun.