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Oh ! You see, she's not listening
to her caddy.
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He told her the green was fast.
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I wish I had a caddy.
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Somebody who'd tell me about the
hazards up ahead and carry my stuff.
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I think I'm your caddy.
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Oh, yeah !
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Now go get me a Fruitopia
and my 9 iron.
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No, I'm serious. I'm thirsty,
move your ass.
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Don't get catty with the caddy.
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Big news !
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Joe and Larry have invited us
to the South Hamptons
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for a man-tan reunion.
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- Joe and Larry ? You're kidding.
- No, it's gonna be wild !
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Oh, my God ! You
remember their last party ?
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Yeah. I got so drunk,
all I remember is...
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making out with some guy
in the hot tub.
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Oh, my God, so did I !
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- I don't really remember that.
- I don't.
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Anyways, I'm so excited ! Gosh,
it's been so many years.
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I hope I can pull off a thong.
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Isn't the point of these weekends
to pull off someone else's ?
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No, Grace, you can't come. I'm sorry,
loving you to Della Reese's pieces, but...
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gay guys only.
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Remind me to invite Karen.
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That's fine. As much as I would love
a couple of days of lube and Liza...
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I...am going to Ben's yacht
club this weekend.
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Wow. The black man is taking
the Jewish girl to the Yacht Club.
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You two are so out, you're in.
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Bring me a souvenir.
Actually, ew ! Don't !
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Will & Grace
Saison 3 - Episode 3
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Husbands and Trophy Wives
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sous-titres par la Team W&G
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- Ooh-Ooh !
- I can't hear you !
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Ooh-Ooh !
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We're here, we're queer
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Give us a light beer !
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We're here, we're queer
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- Give us a light beer !
- Shh ! Hey, quiet !
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Hi ! Good to see you ! Why, uh,
why are we whispering ?
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Yeah, if we don't,
will we be disciplined ?
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No, no, no. I think you got
the wrong idea.
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Hey, guys !
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Captain Hornblower !
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Hello...
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I'm not quite getting
the theme of this party.
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Hi, guys, great to see you.
I'd kiss, but it's flu season.
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This is Hannah.
She's our little pudding.
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Something tells me
the, uh, the baby oil
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is actually going to be
used on babies this year.
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So, first time at a yacht club, huh ?
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I'm guessing you're pretty
impressed with me right now.
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So am I !
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Well, well, well.
Look what the cat cleaned up,
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showered, exfoliated, powdered,
lipsticked, Gucci'd and dragged in.
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Karen Walker. You know, I thought
I saw a waiter out front weeping.
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Now it all makes sense.
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Oh, honey, look at you in a
yacht club. It's weird.
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It's...it's kind of like seeing...
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you in a yacht club.
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Well, you might want to
get used to it, Karen darling,
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'cause you'll be seeing a lot more
of me around here, a-hoo-hoo-ha !
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Are you all right, baby ?
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So, I, uh, I noticed they redid the
floors in the bridge room touch me.
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What did you say ?
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What ? Nothing. What did you think
I just said fondle me.
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Mrs. Walker,
you're not fooling anyone.
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What, I'm not trying
to fool anyone take me.
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That's not even subtle.
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What ? What isn't ?
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"Touch me, fondle me, take me."
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Well, well.
Aren't you a dirty bird ?
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But all right !
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I think I'll go say hello to your
husband. You remember him,
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the one you married
in sickness and in wealth ?
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I'll be right back, baby.
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Mm-mmm ! I love to watch him go.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Ben's so cute !
Ben's so sexy ! Ben's so big !"
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I didn't say that.
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Oh. Well, just get to work !
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We're not at work.
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Well, then quit yapping about your
boyfriend and file something !
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Give me a drink.
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Why are you being... Ohh !
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Oh my God !
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You're jealous !
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Wh... ? What ?
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You are !
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You're jealous of my hot black lover !
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You know what ?
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You can be really mean sometimes.
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I'm mean ? You introduce me
to your friends as "Bozo Adler."
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Karen...
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She's right, you know.
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Whoa !
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Rosario, what are you doing here ?
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Mr. Stan forgot his evening toupee.
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And shame on you.
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Oh, for what ? Oh, come on,
I was just having some fun.
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You know how rare it is
I find something good like that
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to flaunt in her face.
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Well, your timing sucks, Bozo.
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Please don't call me Bozo.
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Look, I'm gonna tell you something,
and if you repeat it,
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I'm gonna wash your mouth
out with toilet cleanser.
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You're lovely.
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In a week, Miss Karen will be
the same age as Mr. Stan's first wife
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- when he cut her loose.
- So ?
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Do I have to spell it out for you ?
She's plagued by feelings of insecurity,
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wondering if she's still
attractive to men.
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I'm hooked on "The View."
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Karen ? I don't believe it.
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I'm telling you,
she's not herself.
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The other day, I saw her
put milk in her cereal.
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Instead of Bailey's ?
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It's not funny
when you know the truth.
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Well, it's less funny.
Oh, poor Karen, I feel awful.
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I'm gonna go talk to her.
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Well, since you're sharing.
How old is Karen ?
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Come close.
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Closer.
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Ow, ow, ow !
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If you value your life, you'll never
ask that again, Bozo !
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See you later, guys. Bye, Scotty.
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I know every parent says this,
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but Hannah really is superior
to all the other kids.
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I mean, you saw the envy
in that other baby's eyes.
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So, wow.
What's it like being fathers ?
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I mean, is it amazing ?
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Well, it-it's totally
changed our lives.
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I haven't slept in 8 months,
I've completely lost my figure,
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but... I have what I've always
dreamed of... A family.
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Yeah, that's neat.
Hey, fellas, look.
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J'adore you, ok ?
Je can't get enough of you.
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But, um, it's tough love time.
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And I know I speak for Will
when I say we're very disappointed.
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This whole baby thing
makes you guys losers.
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What ?
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It does not...
I don't feel that way.
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I... That is completely wrong,
and don't ever speak for me.
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Notice that he did not say
I was wrong.
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Yes, I did,
that's exactly what I said.
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I rest my case.
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Well, how about resting
your pie-hole ?
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I...I think what you guys
are doing is very cool.
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- I can't wait to be a father.
- You'd be a great dad, Will.
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Yeah, I always thought I would.
Yeah, I totally want this.
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I just have to find the right guy...
and the right uterus.
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Hopefully not in the same person.
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I don't get it. I mean, personally
I think you should've gotten a bird.
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They're much more colorful, and you
don't get social workers breathing down
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your neck every time
you lock them in a cage at night.
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Ooh, wrong crowd.
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You know how you get to that place
in your life when the endless parties
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and the up-all-night and the
drinking and the casual sex
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just don't do it for you anymore ?
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I'm not following.
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I'm sure this is all
boring for you.
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Tell us what fabulous things
you guys have been up to.
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Oh. Uh, well, we, um...
We have put together a time capsule.
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Actually, it's...
it's more of a junk drawer,
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but it's so nice to have everything
right there and organized.
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Oh, and...and we still have
our Friday night movie club.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, we sit in the back row,
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and every time
straight people kiss, we hiss.
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Oh. Do you know how long it's
been since we've been to a movie ?
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Well, here's an idea.
I mean, seeing as
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we're obviously not gonna
be doing Jell-O shots
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and playing pin the tail
on the donkey...
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- How is the donkey, by the way ?
- Oh, good.
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Good. His oldest is starting pre-K.
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Why don't you two go to a movie,
and we'll stay here with Hannah ?
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Woman ! Have you lost your mind
as well as your looks ?
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I ain't baby-sittin' !
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- I'll pay you.
- I wouldn't do it for $100.
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- How 'bout 50 ?
- Fine.
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Guys, if you hurry
you can catch the 7:00 show.
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- What do you think ?
- Can we do that ?
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I mean, she's just gonna
be sleeping anyway.
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Exactly. Of course you are,
aren't you, Hannah ?
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You'd be happy to have me
take care of you, wouldn't you ?
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Hmm ? What's that ?
Oh, no, sweetheart.
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That's not the tooth fairy.
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No. This fairy doesn't have a job.
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Ah, Smitty. Why is there
so much pain in the world ?
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So much cruelty ?
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Can you tell me that, Smitty ?
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My name is not Smitty.
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I don't need your life story,
nose hair. Just fill her up.
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Hey, Karen.
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I just... wanted to say
sorry about before.
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- You know, you look great tonight.
- Yeah, yeah.
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No, I mean really great.
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Listen, I was sitting
across the room.
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And I saw you, and you took
my breath away.
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- What ?
- Yeah.
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I mean, you are such a sexy,
beautiful, vibrant woman.
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Anyone would be so lucky to have you.
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Are you hitting on me ?
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Wh... What ? No ! Where do you g...
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You are ! Oh, my god.
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You're a big lez.
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Karen...
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You know, people have always
said you were, but I said,
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"No. That's just the way she walks."
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I have a sturdy gait.
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Honey, come on
Finally, an explanation
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for the chunky shoes
and all the keys.
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No. No, no, no, no, no. See...
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Look. Look. Um, Karen...
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I just... sensed that you were
feeling a little down.
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and I just wanted to make sure
that you know how attractive you are.
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Hey, back off, Lezzy Borden.
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No means no.
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Come on, little Hannah. Time for bed.
Time for sleep.
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Say good night. Say good night
to Uncle Will and Auntie Jack.
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Close your eyes. Come on. I don't know...
She's not even tired.
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Hey, sister go, sister soul,
sister go, sister...
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Jack. That's not gonna work.
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Hey sister go, sister
soul, sister soul, sister.
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Jack, come on...
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He met Marmalade down
in old New Orleans,
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struttin' her stuff
on the street. She said...
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Hello, hey,
Joe you wanna give it a go ?
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Gitchi, gitchi, ya ya ya ya.
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Gitchi, gitchi, ya ya yee.
Mocca chocalata, ya ya.
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Creole Lady Mamalo.
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi,
ce soir ?
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- Voulez-vous coucher avec...
- Jack. She's asleep.
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I was just getting
to the best part of the song.
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It doesn't matter
because she's asleep.
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She's cute.
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Cute ? She's heaven.
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This is really what it's about,
you know ?
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And it doesn't seem that hard.
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I mean, what do they do ?
They eat. They sleep. They poop.
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God, I'd kill for that life.
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You have that life.
239
00:15:19,581 --> 00:15:21,071
I want this, you know ?
240
00:15:21,832 --> 00:15:23,966
I... I got to kiss
that little puddin's cheeks.
241
00:15:28,056 --> 00:15:29,554
- Hey, baby.
- Hey.
242
00:15:29,890 --> 00:15:31,477
Want to go for a ride on my boat ?
243
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,073
Oh ! Oh, oh, you know,
this isn't the time.
244
00:15:34,785 --> 00:15:37,286
No. I mean my actual boat.
It's docked in the harbor.
245
00:15:37,882 --> 00:15:40,813
Oh. Maybe later. Look.
246
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,781
- I need you to do something for me.
- Anything, baby.
247
00:15:44,488 --> 00:15:46,131
I need you to hit on Karen.
248
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,926
Please tell me you said:
"I need you to put a hit on Karen."
249
00:15:55,472 --> 00:15:57,849
Damn it, Jack. You promised
you would help me burp her.
250
00:15:57,970 --> 00:16:00,244
Will, I don't know nothin'
about burpin' no babies.
251
00:16:01,204 --> 00:16:02,283
Now get off my back.
252
00:16:02,404 --> 00:16:04,140
- I thought we were in this together.
- No.
253
00:16:04,261 --> 00:16:07,135
This is what you wanted. I never
wanted this baby to begin with.
254
00:16:09,156 --> 00:16:10,937
I want my life back.
255
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:14,545
Well, guess what ? She's here,
and we can't send her back.
256
00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:16,721
- So how about a little help ?
- You don't want my help.
257
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,986
I told you to do what my mother
did to me when I was crying.
258
00:16:19,107 --> 00:16:21,823
Jack, I am not gonna leave
this child in a laundromat.
259
00:16:24,054 --> 00:16:25,608
Well, then leave me at
one because I'm a woman
260
00:16:25,759 --> 00:16:27,462
on the verge
of a nervous breakdown.
261
00:16:28,403 --> 00:16:31,636
God, you're worthless. And don't think
I'm gonna forget how you've been tonight.
262
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:34,401
- You are unreliable, irresponsible...
- Oh, shut up, Will !
263
00:16:34,522 --> 00:16:36,434
You're just freaked out
'cause you stink at this.
264
00:16:36,555 --> 00:16:38,586
- Excuse me ?
- You suck at being a dad,
265
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,034
and you're taking it out on me.
266
00:16:44,419 --> 00:16:46,162
I'm gonna go see
if she needs changing.
267
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,293
- Hey, sweetie.
- Hey.
268
00:16:51,414 --> 00:16:52,683
- How'd it go ?
- Well,
269
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:56,556
I gave her some of my best stuff.
I gave her the lean in.
270
00:16:57,289 --> 00:17:00,687
I gave her the soft touch.
I flashed her these.
271
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:06,122
And then I finished off by giving
her a little of the 20/20 hindsight.
272
00:17:06,243 --> 00:17:08,403
Oh, yeah.
273
00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:12,280
Oh, you did a good thing.
I appreciate it.
274
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,005
Now, where is that boat
you keep talking about ?
275
00:17:16,126 --> 00:17:19,577
Mr. Doucette. May I have a word
with you, please ?
276
00:17:19,698 --> 00:17:21,597
Uh, I'm in the middle
of a conversation here.
277
00:17:21,718 --> 00:17:23,701
It's a rather pressing matter.
278
00:17:25,123 --> 00:17:26,512
I'll be back in a minute, baby.
279
00:17:29,514 --> 00:17:30,638
Hi, Ben.
280
00:17:32,609 --> 00:17:33,657
Hi, honey.
281
00:17:33,897 --> 00:17:36,120
- You seem happy.
- Oh, yeah, I am.
282
00:17:36,311 --> 00:17:39,178
Listen, Grace. I just...
I want you to know that...
283
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,700
I know everything you tried
to do for me.
284
00:17:42,874 --> 00:17:43,901
Are you feeling better ?
285
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:46,684
Yeah, I am, but that's not why.
Sweet story.
286
00:17:46,805 --> 00:17:48,498
Ben's being kicked out of the club.
287
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,041
- What ?
- Oh, it's so romantic.
288
00:17:51,162 --> 00:17:54,514
Oh. Stan saw him hitting on me,
and he got so jealous,
289
00:17:54,635 --> 00:17:58,379
he threw his ass out.
Oh, Stan loves me, Grace.
290
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,711
I am walking on air. Yeah.
291
00:18:00,832 --> 00:18:03,270
I may give the little
admiral a salute tonight.
292
00:18:04,237 --> 00:18:07,067
Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. This
was not the way it was supposed to go.
293
00:18:07,188 --> 00:18:10,329
Oh, it never does, honey. Speaking of
which, you better pack it up, too.
294
00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,332
They're not crazy about the lesbians.
295
00:18:19,714 --> 00:18:24,286
Ooh, hello, hottie in the Honda.
Great scar !
296
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:30,135
Oh ! Speed up. Come on.
Speed, speed up.
297
00:18:30,423 --> 00:18:35,147
Uh. Oh, great. He's gone. Was gonna
spend the rest of my life with him.
298
00:18:37,941 --> 00:18:39,532
What, what ?
Why do you hate me so much ?
299
00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:42,929
I don't hate you.
I'm not even mad at you.
300
00:18:43,253 --> 00:18:45,541
Then why have you been
oozing hostility
301
00:18:45,662 --> 00:18:48,668
ever since we dropped Sad Doll
back off with her parents ?
302
00:18:50,351 --> 00:18:53,269
I'm upset about
what you said earlier.
303
00:18:53,819 --> 00:18:55,638
- About your big old boobs ?
- No.
304
00:18:58,079 --> 00:18:59,941
- About you being boney ?
- No.
305
00:19:01,022 --> 00:19:02,893
- About your hair plugs ?
- I don't have hair plugs.
306
00:19:04,056 --> 00:19:07,062
I hate that I couldn't take
care of one little kid.
307
00:19:07,757 --> 00:19:10,018
You're right. I'd suck as a dad.
308
00:19:10,679 --> 00:19:13,766
Uh, I just said that to upset you.
I didn't mean it.
309
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:15,826
Whether you meant it
or not, it's true.
310
00:19:16,293 --> 00:19:17,929
If I can't take care
of a kid for one night,
311
00:19:18,050 --> 00:19:19,765
how am I gonna do it
when it's for real ?
312
00:19:20,901 --> 00:19:23,146
I always just assumed
I'd be a great dad.
313
00:19:23,267 --> 00:19:25,433
I never doubted it. No I...
314
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:29,451
What are you talking about ? You
just did the soccer mom arm save.
315
00:19:32,859 --> 00:19:35,423
- So ?
- So you have the instinct.
316
00:19:35,690 --> 00:19:38,052
That's not the instinct of a dad.
That's the instinct of a guy
317
00:19:38,173 --> 00:19:40,355
who didn't take out insurance
on his passenger.
318
00:19:42,384 --> 00:19:43,855
Will, you're gonna be an awesome dad.
319
00:19:43,976 --> 00:19:45,829
You're caring. You're thoughtful.
You're generous.
320
00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:47,694
You're just saying that
to make me feel better.
321
00:19:47,815 --> 00:19:50,341
No, I'm not. I mean, what
would I get out of that ?
322
00:19:53,044 --> 00:19:55,490
You're gonna be a great dad
because for the last 10 years,
323
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,102
you've been a great one to me.
324
00:20:02,944 --> 00:20:04,772
- Wanna stop for ice cream ?
- Nah.
325
00:20:08,152 --> 00:20:09,920
Wanna go to a bar
and look at hot guys ?
326
00:20:10,982 --> 00:20:12,417
I love you, daddy.
327
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:22,500
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