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Will ! Open the door ! Will !
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What's going on ?
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It better be a fire.
With really cute firemen.
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Will, hurry up !
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I'm Will by the way.
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Mipanko.
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And why wouldn't you be ?
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Aah !
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Someone just tried
to break into my apartment !
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I was sleeping, and I
heard the door jiggle,
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and then they tried
to jam it open !
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- There's someone out there !
- Oh, my god ! A-are you all right ?
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Nnno !
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You stay here, and we'll...
we'll go check it out.
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Jack, you may wanna
grab something heavy.
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I am so freaked out.
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I cannot believe someone was
trying to break into my apartment.
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There's probably someone
roaming the hallway with my picture
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in one hand and an axe in the other.
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Oh, thank you.
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That feels nice.
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Who are you ?
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Mipanko.
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Like the candy treat ?
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And don't worry, Jack has
a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.
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The Navy Seals, they train him
for this sort of thing.
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So, you two are pretty close, huh ?
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As close as two men
can get in 11 minutes.
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Somebody was definitely trying
to get in. The doorjamb was messed with.
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Yeah, but the ball cock is ok.
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What ? Why did you check the toilet ?
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I didn't. I just like saying it.
Heh heh...
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All right, well,
there's nothing we can do tonight.
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So, you wanna... wanna stay here ?
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No. No, I'm not going
to be chased out of my own apartment.
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Then they'll have won.
I'm gonna be strong.
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Will you sleep over
with me tonight ? Please !
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Please, please, please...
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Why do I only get
these offers from women ?
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Ok, all right, all right, all right !
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Thank you ! Who's my hero ?
Who's my big strong man ?
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I don't know.
We'll stay over till he shows up.
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Will & Grace
Saison 3 - Episode 2
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Fear and Clothing
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sous-titres par la Team W&G
~seriessub.com~
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Will ? Are you asleep ?
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You kidding ? Between
the mouth-breathing,
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and the wheezing,
and the sinuses,
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it's like sleeping with a Sleestak.
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This breathe-easy strip doesn't work.
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- Ow ! !
- Ow ! !
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- What ?
- Could we talk about your toenails ?
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I'm sorry. I'll cut them.
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Don't you need them for tree
climbing and warding off predators ?
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Shh ! Listen ! Listen !
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What's that ?
I just heard someone outside !
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You heard nothing !
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There's nothing out there, so just...
Oh, my God !
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- See !
- Don't freak out !
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- I have never freaked out !
- Shh !
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Shh ! Stay here.
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Nothing. It's nothing. We're fine.
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Did I just scream like a woman ?
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Don't flatter yourself.
You scream like a girl.
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Will, if there had been someone
out there, what would we have done ?
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I don't know. Grate some cheese with
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your toenails and
invite them in for quiche ?
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Come on, let's go back to bed.
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What ? No, no !
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- I can't sleep here.
- Oh !
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No, I'm too creeped out.
No, I...I don't...
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I don't feel...
I don't feel good here anymore.
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All right, we'll go to my apartment.
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It'd make more sense, anyway.
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At least this way,
we'll get some peace and quiet.
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Biggly, biggly, biggly,
biggly, biggly, biggly, bog !
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- I win !
- Damn !
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Every time !
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- What are you doing ?
- Playing Biggly Bog !
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Biggly what ?
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Bog.
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It's like Taggly Dip, but with dice.
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Look, Grace can't sleep over there,
so we're gonna stay...
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Why is Mipanko wearing my kimono ?
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Blanche, I think the bigger
question is, why do you have a kimono ?
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And how many times have
I told you to keep your animals
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in your room, doctor do-nothing ?
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Shh-shh-shh ! Just keep it down.
You'll wake up Poppy.
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Who's Poppy ?
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Mipanko's Poppy, Will.
He showed up here in tears.
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Poppy got in a fight
with his parents.
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It's ok, Poppy. We'll be quiet.
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And we close the mouth.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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- MRNG.
- Morning.
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Can you imagine if whoever
it was had actually gotten in ?
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He probably would've made me
rub lotion all over myself
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so he could make a
prairie skirt out of my skin.
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Karen, I have never been more
terrified in my entire life.
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Oh, honey.
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Stan bought me a 7-karat ruby
on our trip to Paris last year.
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What does that have
to do with the break-in ?
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Nothing, honey. I thought
we were just swapping stories.
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Jeez Louise ! Didn't realize it was
"All about Grace" day.
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Oh, there it is.
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Miss Karen, they were out of Grey
Goose, so I got you extra Stoli.
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Ooh !
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What's going on here ?
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This doesn't concern you.
I'm turning the fridge into a minibar.
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So what did you bring me, Rosiola ?
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Oh, all your boys are here.
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Johnnie Walker,
Jim Beam, Jose Cuervo,
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and the 2 Glens, Livet and Fiddich.
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I think I'm gonna give
the boys a shimmy. Whoo !
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Oh yeaah ! Hey, boys !
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Karen, Karen...
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No. No, no, no, no. No,
this is not a hotel.
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We work here.
You cannot have a minibar.
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Where should I put
the giant Kit-Kats ?
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Stick them in the minibar.
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I've had it, Grace !
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If you leave the toilet seat down
one more time...
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Are you two still fighting ?
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What is she doing here ? It's 9:45.
Shouldn't she be at lunch ?
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What is she doing here ?
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Shouldn't she be at the Westside
Y bobbing for boyfriends ?
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- Why are you still doing this ?
- Hey hey hey !
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I did her a favor by marrying
her maid. And what do I get in return ?
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Nothing ! She is dead to me !
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Nobody tries to soak
Karen Walker
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for half a mil and
my bustier collection !
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She is dead to me, too !
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You know, this is my office.
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I had to have Rosario deloused
after being married to it !
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Hello, I'm in the room !
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Enough ! Stop !
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Not another word from any of you !
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Suck it...
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Ok, enough ! All of you,
just go off to your corners and just...
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be strange !
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Now !
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Ahem. Rhymes with witch.
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I am sorry, but I am just not
in the mood to play mediator.
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I am having the hardest time
just feeling safe in my own home.
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Why ? What happened ?
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What are... What are you doing ?
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It's "Behind the Music
with Mariah Scarey.
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I am right in the middle
of "Rumpole of the Bailey."
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Don't just grab the remote !
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I'm sorry. It was very wrong of me.
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What ? Where did you get that ?
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Ooh, look ! This is the part where
Mariah pretends not to hate Whitney.
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Give me that !
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We are going to watch
"Rumpole of the Bailey."
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Out of my way ! Out of my way !
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They're reattaching a woman's
scalp on The Learning Channel !
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Put it on !
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Sorry, Grace. Will's watching
"Bunghole up my Mainly."
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It is "Rumpole of the Bailey,"
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and seeing as I have the remotes,
that's what we're watching.
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Grace ! Wha... You've seen this
thing, like, 5 times.
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I know, but it's hard
to watch the whole thing.
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Each time I watch,
I see a little... Whoa !
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No, no ! We are watching this !
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- Mariah !
- Rumpole.
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No, no ! Just leave it alone !
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Cut it out already !
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Wait, what happened ?
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Why is it on "Highway to Heaven ?"
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You broke it !
Now it's stuck on Pax TV.
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That's it ! Get out here,
both of you ! Come on, out !
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I can't sleep.
Y- you've eaten all my food.
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There's so much hair at
the bottom of the bathtub,
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I swear it's about to ask
me if I want a falafel.
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I can't do this anymore. I'm sorry.
I love you both,
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and I want to help you, but I'm afraid
one of you is gonna have to go.
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Whoa, Cassidy, Cody, enough !
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I know, I know !
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You're scared of your apartment,
and you're a homo without a home.
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I know !
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They're very good
arguments, a-and trust me,
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this is not a decision
I'm eager to make, so...
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So you make it.
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Kumquat ?
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You decide who's going to stay
and who's going to go.
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- I'll be back in an hour.
- Where are you going ?
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Where every red-blooded American man
goes when he needs to blow off steam...
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The sweater department at Bergdorf's.
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Scissors ! Scissors !
Scissors ! Scissors !
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Stop doing that ! It doesn't work
if you do the same thing !
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- Then stop doing scissors !
- You stop doing scissors !
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- Fine !
- Fine !
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Again.
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Scissors ! Scissors !
Scissors ! Scissors !
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You suck at this !
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Listen, this is no way to decide
who's going to stay in this apartment.
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Let's just be fair.
Let's be reasonable.
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I'm thinking of a number
between one and 10.
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Do you have no respect for me ?
I'm not gonna play that stupid game.
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- Just pick a number !
- Five.
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Damn it !
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You were wrong.
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Jack, for once in your life,
would you stop being so selfish ?
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I was robbed !
My apartment still feels creepy !
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Oh, shut up, Adler !
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Your apartment was creepy
before you were robbed !
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You just wanna stay here because this
place doesn't smell like bologna and mulch.
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Well, you're nothing
but a leech, McFarland !
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You just glom on to someone like
Karen or Will, and you leech, and you mooch,
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- and you leech, and you mooch, and you leech...
- Scaredy-cat !
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- Parasite !
- Overbite !
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Underdeveloped calves !
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Here you go. I'm here to pick up
Stanley Walker's suit.
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Karen, it's me...Will.
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Oh ! Hi, Wilma. I'm sorry.
I didn't see you !
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Silly me.
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So, could you grab me that suit ?
I'm kind of in a hurry.
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Karen, I don't work here. I'm...
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Actually, you know what ?
I'm on my break right now,
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but the other salesguy'll be
back in just a minute.
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- So, how you doing ?
- All right.
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Just doing a little shopping
while Grace and Jack...
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Buh-buh-buh-buh ! Do not say
that name to me !
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He is dead to me !
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And that one goes
to the bottom of the pile.
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I can't believe
you're still mad at him.
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I clothed and fed that man for a year,
and he tried to fleece me.
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And he didn't even have the decency
to put me into an insulin-induced coma first.
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Are you actually surprised that
Jack McFarland took advantage of you ?
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I mean, that's like being surprised
when the counter help
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at yogurt shop
seems sad for no reason.
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Come on, this is Jack
we're talking about.
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Go on, salesperson...
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Jack is like a... a puppy.
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You don't stop loving him
because he piddles on the carpet.
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You just roll up a newspaper
and hit him on the snoots.
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He does have that sweet puppy breath.
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00:14:27,569 --> 00:14:31,034
Yeah. And we both know
how much he loves chasing that tail.
240
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Here you go.
241
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Thanks.
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00:14:37,832 --> 00:14:39,659
I'm really glad we worked
things out, Grace.
243
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:43,039
Yeah, me, too.
Sorry I bitch-slapped you.
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00:14:45,566 --> 00:14:46,783
- Hi.
- Hi.
245
00:14:46,904 --> 00:14:49,590
Hey, so guess what ?
We've come to a decision.
246
00:14:49,711 --> 00:14:52,208
Well, good. I figured if
I just got out of your way,
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00:14:52,329 --> 00:14:54,681
you'd do the right thing.
So, what did you decide ?
248
00:14:54,802 --> 00:14:56,426
I'm in, Red's out.
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00:14:57,149 --> 00:14:59,799
Well, ok, that's good,
that's...that's fine.
250
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,082
And you're ok with this ?
251
00:15:01,203 --> 00:15:04,399
Yeah, I'm gonna have my Aunt Pescha
come over and get rid of the evil spirits.
252
00:15:04,562 --> 00:15:08,013
Then of course, the problem
becomes getting rid of my Aunt Pescha, bu...
253
00:15:08,292 --> 00:15:10,495
And if that doesn't work,
then I'll just find another place to live.
254
00:15:10,616 --> 00:15:14,912
I mean, we really talked about it, and...and
he really does need this more than I do, so...
255
00:15:15,055 --> 00:15:16,896
Plus you lost three straight
rounds of thumb wrestling.
256
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,162
Ok, not necessary.
257
00:15:19,983 --> 00:15:23,260
- So... I'm gonna get going.
- Yeah.
258
00:15:26,228 --> 00:15:28,250
Hey, Will, you know,
can you run out
259
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,892
and get me some bee
pollen extract for my tea ?
260
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,210
Yeah, it's a little dullsville.
261
00:15:35,984 --> 00:15:37,650
Hold that thought.
262
00:15:40,529 --> 00:15:43,191
Just wanna try a little experiment.
263
00:15:43,722 --> 00:15:45,572
You sit there...
264
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,628
with that. And you come here.
265
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,913
Yes, much better, much better !
266
00:15:58,438 --> 00:15:59,999
W- what's going on ?
267
00:16:00,367 --> 00:16:02,050
I thought you wanted us
to make the choice ?
268
00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:05,172
I did. I just didn't think
you'd pick the wrong choice.
269
00:16:06,605 --> 00:16:10,907
May I remind you that I'm your
one remaining link to the gay world.
270
00:16:12,387 --> 00:16:15,382
Jack, I love you. I'm sorry, but...
271
00:16:15,589 --> 00:16:18,463
For the sake of our friendship,
I can't live with you.
272
00:16:21,131 --> 00:16:24,072
So you're shutting me out ?
Is that... Is that wh...
273
00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,792
Mmm, yeah, that tastes good, yeah.
All right, fine. You know what ?
274
00:16:26,913 --> 00:16:29,070
If you need me, I'll be out
on the street sleeping in a hat,
275
00:16:29,191 --> 00:16:31,254
tissue boxes for shoes,
selling figurines of kittens
276
00:16:31,355 --> 00:16:33,518
made from scraps
of metal and old soup.
277
00:16:35,390 --> 00:16:37,024
Hey, Eponine...
278
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:42,772
What I had in mind was
you sublet Grace's apartment.
279
00:16:42,893 --> 00:16:46,860
Or technically, your mom and I
sublet Grace's apartment.
280
00:16:48,155 --> 00:16:49,292
What do you think ?
281
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,087
Works for me.
282
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:52,968
Yeah, you'd like that,
I'm sure. Yeah, right.
283
00:16:53,089 --> 00:16:57,109
Yeah ! There's 9 months left
on my lease. Wouldn't you like it ?
284
00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:58,972
Yeah, ok, Grace !
285
00:17:01,075 --> 00:17:02,963
Oh, my God, I have my own apartment !
286
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:06,814
All it needs is a little gay spray
and a half-dozen torso sculptures,
287
00:17:06,935 --> 00:17:07,955
and I'm home !
288
00:17:10,271 --> 00:17:12,731
Let's go tell everybody !
Exeunt flourish !
289
00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:23,158
- So.
- Yeah.
290
00:17:24,798 --> 00:17:26,478
So we're living together again.
291
00:17:27,483 --> 00:17:28,675
Yes, we are.
292
00:17:30,047 --> 00:17:31,267
You sure about this ?
293
00:17:34,371 --> 00:17:35,507
Sweetie...
294
00:17:38,343 --> 00:17:41,291
I have never been less sure
about anything in my life.
295
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,016
Oh, thank God ! Me, too !
296
00:17:50,294 --> 00:17:52,313
- Oh ! Hey, poodle !
- Hello.
297
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,319
Guess what ? Good news.
298
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,812
We're not mad at each other anymore,
because I've forgiven you.
299
00:17:57,792 --> 00:18:00,835
Interesting, because
I haven't forgiven you.
300
00:18:01,913 --> 00:18:03,556
So what's your point ?
301
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,774
Oh, all right, I'm sorry.
302
00:18:05,895 --> 00:18:08,306
There, we're done. Come on,
let's go get French tips.
303
00:18:08,427 --> 00:18:10,749
Karen, I am not a light
switch that you can
304
00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:13,272
just apologize to and
expect me to forgive you.
305
00:18:16,175 --> 00:18:18,284
My emotions are much
more complex than that.
306
00:18:18,385 --> 00:18:20,593
I need time to heal.
I don't accept.
307
00:18:22,417 --> 00:18:25,178
- You don't what ?
- I said I don't accept.
308
00:18:26,426 --> 00:18:28,548
I don't think you understand
what just happened here.
309
00:18:28,844 --> 00:18:31,334
The only other person I've ever
apologized to was my mother,
310
00:18:31,455 --> 00:18:33,102
and that was court ordered.
311
00:18:35,196 --> 00:18:37,472
So please accept my apology
in the spirit in which
312
00:18:37,593 --> 00:18:40,013
it was intended or
I'll kick you in the gittles.
313
00:18:42,731 --> 00:18:43,745
No !
314
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,845
Now be gone before
someone drops a house on you !
315
00:18:46,966 --> 00:18:49,147
Hey, up yours, Dorothy.
316
00:18:50,237 --> 00:18:52,302
May you tan and freckle !
317
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:55,686
Don't mind me. I'm just grabbing
my toothbrush and a Balance Bar.
318
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,277
Ow !
319
00:19:07,766 --> 00:19:09,383
Hey, that looked like it hurt.
320
00:19:09,504 --> 00:19:11,480
Yeah, tell me about it !
She could be bleeding.
321
00:19:18,627 --> 00:19:19,979
That's not funny.
322
00:19:21,197 --> 00:19:23,366
You wanna know
something else that's not funny ?
323
00:19:26,063 --> 00:19:29,789
You know, um, yesterday she slipped
on some bacon grease in the kitchen,
324
00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:32,774
and she missed the counter-top...
by this much.
325
00:19:35,317 --> 00:19:37,026
She could have lost an eye !
326
00:19:40,968 --> 00:19:43,968
Last night, Olivia shoved
Butler down the service stairwell,
327
00:19:44,096 --> 00:19:45,809
knocked him unconscious !
328
00:19:46,903 --> 00:19:49,644
- When did you find him ?
- Not till this morning !
329
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,830
He might need a brace !
330
00:19:54,874 --> 00:19:56,378
Oh, Kar, I missed you !
331
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,136
Oh, I missed you, too, honey.
332
00:19:58,257 --> 00:19:59,264
Wink, wink !
333
00:20:01,789 --> 00:20:04,025
I felt so bad,
I went out and bought this.
334
00:20:04,146 --> 00:20:05,652
- Oh, for me ?
- No.
335
00:20:06,898 --> 00:20:08,421
But we can go buy you
a little happy.
336
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:09,888
Come on, let's go to Bergdorf's.
337
00:20:10,104 --> 00:20:12,646
- Say, did you know Will works there now ?
- Get out !
338
00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:21,980
and that concludes
the "Highway to Heaven" Marathon.
339
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:26,284
Stay tuned for the "Making
of the Highway to Heaven Marathon.
340
00:20:26,828 --> 00:20:28,570
That was good.
341
00:20:33,079 --> 00:20:34,684
Night, Poppy.
342
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,159
And...
343
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,000
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