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(softly) Itchy.
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(softly) Towel.
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MARCUS (quietly):
Love you.
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("The Show Goes On"
by Bruce Hornsby playing)
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♪ What's the long face?
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♪ What's all the crying for?
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♪ Didn't you expect it...
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Fuck.
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Corner!
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Fak, it's a facelift,
it's not a gut.
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Bear, it is a facelift
and a gut.
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-He is not wrong, Jeffrey.
-Hey.
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-How's my budget looking?
-Great.
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-Not good.
-Shitty.
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Alright. Fuck this. Watch.
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The Bear, alright?
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We have equipment that works.
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That's a great start, everybody.
Zero.
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Then we have a deep clean...
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-Very.
-Very deep...
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clean
and drywall insulation.
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-Tables, chairs...
-The fridge is still fucked
and the gas line...
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The fryer is fucked.
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The fryer is fucked.
That's 5K right there.
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No, that's ten
for a used
piece-of-shit fryer.
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And then another ten
for the correct fryer.
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And the oven is scary,
that's another ten.
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Okay, good.
Alright, so we got 20.
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-Thirty. Thirty. The oven.
-Thirty? Fuck me.
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Then we got the windows,
the demo, the brick.
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That's 50K plus 20K,
that is 70K.
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-Plus 30, that's 80K
-That's not bad. Really?
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Fuck me. Cousin!
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Plus the permits,
the inspections,
and the licenses.
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-Yes. Right. Okay!
-And those people aren't nice.
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-10K, 10K, plus 70K.
-Smart thinking, Neil.
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So we're at 80.
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-Eighty.
-Ninety.
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Ninety. Ninety.
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-I was gonna say 90, okay.
-Fridge is fucked.
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-Also AC.
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So we are at 85.
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-Hmm.
-Ha, ha, no, just kidding.
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Ninety-five, 95K.
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Just out of morbid curiosity,
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how accurate do we think
these numbers are?
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I think I am pretty much right
on a couple of 'em.
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Fantastic.
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And you have to pay us, Jeffrey.
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She's right about that,
Jefferson.
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I know. I'm aware.
And I've already...
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I've set that aside, okay?
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Also, I still don't see
the drywall on there.
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Yes, right, no.
Richie's brother-in-law,
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he's gonna do
the drywall, actually.
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Cousin!
Where the fuck is he?
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It's so weird
when he doesn't answer me.
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-He's downstairs.
-He's still downstairs?
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Still, yeah.
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Alright, I'll be back.
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We need more money.
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We need a project manager.
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Okay. You're hired.
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-Yeah, right.
-Yeah. Right.
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-Syd.
-Nat.
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-Not good.
-No. Bad. Bad.
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♪ ...falls down
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♪ See, the lights do a long
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♪ Slow fade
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♪ The show goes on
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(quietly) Fuck.
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Yo. Cousin, can you call Sal?
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I need a drywall estimate.
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Thirteen.
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Thirteen what? For what?
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That'll be his drywall estimate.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Yo, you ever think
about purpose?
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I love you, but I do not
have time for this, alright?
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I have time for this.
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Purpose.
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What's my purpose, homie?
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Your shirt says
"Original Berf."
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It's a printing mistake.
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Collector's item.
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Yo, um, I'm trying
really hard to be on board
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with all this new shit, cousin.
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I'm, uh, I'm reading a lot.
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I'm trying to learn about
who am I to my history.
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So in one of these books,
there's this dude who's got...
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like, no skills,
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no personality, nothin'.
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All he does is watches trains.
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Watches trains do what?
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Watches 'em be trains.
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And he's got this...
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group of friends that he's had
since he's a little kid,
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you know,
and they're all the shit...
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and they're
outgrowing him, like,
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one's like a sick athlete,
one's a genius.
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This other one's
nasty on the keys.
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Then, this other one,
she's got, like,
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charisma like a motherfucker.
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And one day, out of the blue,
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boom.
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They drop his ass.
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They just...
cut that motherfucker off.
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Why do they do that?
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'Cause he's got no purpose.
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Okay, so, wh-what does he do?
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I don't know.
I haven't read that far.
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But I do know that I'm...
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forty-five.
I've been here a long time.
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You feel me?
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I mean, you know what the fuck
you're doing, you know.
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You love all this shit.
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It's fun for you.
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I don't have that.
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I'm afraid one day,
I'm gonna wake up
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and you guys
are all just gonna cut...
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just drop this ass.
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Richie, I'm not
gonna drop this ass.
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This shit's not fun for me.
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-Yeah, but you love it.
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That doesn't make it fun.
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If this shit is not fun
for you, cousin,
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what the fuck is fun for you?
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I don't know. I have to
get back to you on that.
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All these pots are toast, mama.
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We're gonna have to get
the good-good for the new Jeff.
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New Jeff?
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If Carmy is the executive chef
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and you're the CDC,
you're the new Carmy.
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We need a new Sydney.
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Um, okay,
well, good-good is expensive.
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So let's just see
what we can salvage here.
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Sydney, look at this shit.
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Half of these pots
are burnt on one side.
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Well, you know, it's always
about the craftsperson,
not the tools.
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Yeah, okay, these are, um,
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just really cheap, shitty
restaurant supply bullshit.
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Maybe we can
Bar Keepers Friend
some of them.
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Hmm, science, baby.
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Well, do you want
a little more science?
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Always.
I love learning this shit.
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Okay, well, on the good-good,
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there's, like, all these
stacked layers of steel,
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and in between them
is an aluminum core.
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You're an aluminum core.
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-Oh, hi, baby.
-What's up, T?
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-How you doing?
-Aw.
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Just, like, lurking,
waiting till I,
like, said that or--
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No, no, I just walked in,
perfect timing.
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Yeah, okay.
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-How is she?
-All good.
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Um, nurse just had an emergency.
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She'll be back tomorrow,
and Chester's got her.
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If you need anything...
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Yeah, I know.
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♪ When your back's
against the wall ♪
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♪ That's when
I kick you in the balls ♪
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♪ Ballbreaker
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I'm gonna find you a new home.
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That's gonna be my home.
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Your home's my home.
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Oh, don't worry about me.
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I got it, you know.
Just heavy as shit.
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Shit, uh...
Well, never mind.
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That was much easier.
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("Handshake Drugs"
by Wilco playing)
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♪ Saxophones started
blowing me down ♪
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♪ I was buried in sound
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♪ Taxicabs were
driving me around ♪
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♪ To the handshake drugs
I bought downtown ♪
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Corner.
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Corner.
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♪ To the handshake drugs
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♪ I bought downtown
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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You...
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♪ They were
translated poorly... ♪
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Fudge.
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Yo. Nat, what was that
great idea we had the other day?
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-The one I said to write down?
-Yeah.
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I don't suppose
you wrote it down?
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-No. I'm starving. You want?
-No, that's yours.
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I thought I wanted it,
but then I wanted to throw up.
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In other news,
I reviewed your numbers.
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Mm-hmm. And?
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Aside from being vaguely
kinda a little bit sorta close,
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you're missing
an IRS stipulation.
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Which IRS stipulation?
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The one that says businesses
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have to have
all previous debts be current...
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Yeah, but we're on
a payment plan.
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...and complete before any new
business license is granted.
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That can't possibly be true.
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Here.
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-Alright. So that's,
that's definitely true.
-Mm-hmm.
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Okay, great,
I can figure that out.
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Um, thank you.
Thank you for, uh,
for helping today
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but you have to get
the fuck outta here.
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-You gotta save yourself.
-Um...
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Sydney asked me
to be project manager.
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Really? That's interesting.
What did you say?
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That it was interesting
and that I'd think about.
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We need a project manager?
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Yes. Yes, we do.
Very much so.
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Yes. Hello. Good morning.
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I'm not making
the same mistakes
I made last time.
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Yeah, but then, you know,
who's gonna approve
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all these insane interest rates?
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Oh, that's nice.
Carm, go fuck yourself?
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-What's going on?
-Oh, you're not gonna like it.
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-Awesome.
-So gas is off
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until hoods and overheads
pass the new
fire suppression test.
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-Okay. Is that a Fak?
Sounds like a Fak.
-No, it is not a Fak.
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It is not a Fak.
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It's a specialist. Aw.
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-Shit.
-Yeah, shit.
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But some good news.
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Everybody is food certified
except for Ebra,
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who just needs to be renewed.
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And Richie, who actually
has never done it because...
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-Richie.
-Yes.
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Also, I filed with the BACP
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for our
City of Chicago Consultant.
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-Right.
-We need them to approve
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all of our
new business paperwork,
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and then they'll send a rep
and that rep will sign off
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on another rep
who will come and look at stuff
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and then sign off
on a, on a different rep.
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-How many reps is that?
-Many.
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A lot. A lot of reps. Yeah.
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But it's-it's gonna be okay,
you know.
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All we have to do
is just stay calm
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and make sure--
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-Fuck.
-Sydney.
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-Fuck.
-What was that?
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Uh, fell through a wall.
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-Good morning.
-Damn, you got strong.
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What kind of
insurance coverage do we have
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for people falling
through the fuckin' wall?
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The really good kind
where you pray they don't.
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Yo! Syd, you just fu...
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Why'd you tear Fenway?
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Why did I tear Fenway?
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That's been there
for five years.
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You think I intentionally
fell through a wall?
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"A," fuck the Red Sox,
252
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and "B,"
what has it been hiding
for five years?
253
00:13:56,614 --> 00:13:58,283
"A," that's...
254
00:13:59,219 --> 00:14:01,591
Three, four, five.
255
00:14:01,624 --> 00:14:03,461
"A," that's Mikey's
favorite squad,
256
00:14:03,495 --> 00:14:05,364
so please show
some respect, okay?
257
00:14:05,397 --> 00:14:08,204
And "B," that's the result
of some failed Jewish Lightning.
258
00:14:08,237 --> 00:14:09,239
-Yo.
-What?
259
00:14:09,272 --> 00:14:10,475
What?
That's what it's called.
260
00:14:10,509 --> 00:14:11,377
No, we're not doing that.
261
00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:12,479
I'd like to add it
to the list, please.
262
00:14:12,513 --> 00:14:13,380
Look, I haven't said
263
00:14:13,413 --> 00:14:14,483
G or R in over a week.
264
00:14:14,517 --> 00:14:16,320
No, cousin, explain.
265
00:14:16,353 --> 00:14:17,489
In an effort
of personal growth,
266
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,625
I promise not to say
gay or retarded--
267
00:14:18,659 --> 00:14:21,296
-No, cousin, the hole. Explain.
-You just-just said it.
268
00:14:21,329 --> 00:14:23,367
Jewish Lightning
is when you burn down a place.
269
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,471
Yeah, the explanation
makes it seem worse.
270
00:14:25,505 --> 00:14:27,242
Look,
there was a time when
271
00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:31,082
Mikey was maybe on some shit
and he thought
272
00:14:31,717 --> 00:14:36,528
that if this place were
to accidentally... burn down,
273
00:14:36,561 --> 00:14:38,097
that maybe there'd be
some insurance money.
274
00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:39,132
I got it, thank you.
275
00:14:39,165 --> 00:14:40,268
I just wanna
say that I think
276
00:14:40,301 --> 00:14:41,604
the explanation
of Jewish Lightning
277
00:14:41,637 --> 00:14:43,508
does cement it as something
that we shouldn't say.
278
00:14:44,409 --> 00:14:45,512
You're correct.
279
00:14:45,545 --> 00:14:47,114
Alright, this is salvageable.
280
00:14:47,481 --> 00:14:49,554
Um, Natalie, do you know
where the tape is?
281
00:14:49,587 --> 00:14:51,524
The tape is packed.
It's up front.
282
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,093
-Okay?
-Jeff.
283
00:14:53,895 --> 00:14:56,099
-You fell through the wall?
-Corner.
284
00:14:56,132 --> 00:14:57,334
-Yes. Yes.
-You okay?
285
00:15:01,409 --> 00:15:03,247
Okay. What was I saying?
286
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,284
Gotta stay calm
and take it step by step.
287
00:15:05,317 --> 00:15:06,352
No, I know. We will.
288
00:15:06,386 --> 00:15:08,357
Not the first hole in a wall
I've fallen through.
289
00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:10,294
-No, no, that's what
you were saying.
-It is.
290
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,198
Huh? Really?
291
00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:13,501
Okay.
292
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,545
Paint in the crawlspace.
293
00:15:18,578 --> 00:15:20,281
That was the great idea?
294
00:15:20,314 --> 00:15:21,584
Yo, cousin, you do me a favor
295
00:15:21,617 --> 00:15:23,420
and get the paint
from the crawlspace?
296
00:15:23,453 --> 00:15:25,324
I'm on the operating table
right now, cousin.
297
00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:27,162
Purpose, Chef.
298
00:15:27,195 --> 00:15:28,264
Good point, Chef.
299
00:15:28,297 --> 00:15:29,332
Thank you.
300
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,543
So there's a hole in the wall.
301
00:15:35,444 --> 00:15:36,680
Yeah, I heard.
302
00:15:38,618 --> 00:15:40,454
Do me a favor.
Just keep thinking about it.
303
00:15:40,487 --> 00:15:42,526
I'll definitely
keep thinking about that hole.
304
00:15:43,094 --> 00:15:45,632
No.
No, the project management.
305
00:15:47,435 --> 00:15:48,572
Oh.
306
00:15:48,605 --> 00:15:52,178
Um, timing on my side
is not great.
307
00:15:52,211 --> 00:15:53,280
Never is.
308
00:15:56,587 --> 00:15:58,156
There's not enough money.
309
00:15:58,490 --> 00:15:59,593
Never is.
310
00:16:01,564 --> 00:16:03,133
Where do you get more?
311
00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:09,546
Is that in my head?
312
00:16:11,449 --> 00:16:12,318
Ow.
313
00:16:13,253 --> 00:16:14,155
No.
314
00:16:17,596 --> 00:16:19,500
-Okay.
315
00:16:19,533 --> 00:16:22,539
So, um, this is coming
316
00:16:22,572 --> 00:16:25,646
from a place of wanting
to start fresh and clean.
317
00:16:27,315 --> 00:16:29,586
I love this place.
I love this city.
318
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,526
I wanna start
our first business here.
319
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,496
I want it to be a real business,
320
00:16:34,897 --> 00:16:38,404
an honest business
with-with-with honest partners.
321
00:16:38,437 --> 00:16:41,410
We wanna do high-level dining
322
00:16:41,443 --> 00:16:44,517
and hospitality
and-and-and beverages.
323
00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:46,754
And we can and we will
because we know
324
00:16:46,787 --> 00:16:49,359
that any good restaurant starts
325
00:16:49,392 --> 00:16:52,633
with dedication to service
and taking care of the customer.
326
00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:57,275
We drafted a quick term sheet
that specifically lays out
327
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,312
not only
our business prospectus,
328
00:16:59,345 --> 00:17:02,653
but an execution guide
as well as a return portfolio.
329
00:17:02,686 --> 00:17:04,624
Hey, Richard, will you turn
that fucking thing off, please?
330
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:05,559
-I'm trying.
331
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:06,594
What the fuck we doin' here?
332
00:17:06,627 --> 00:17:08,196
What's going on?
What are you...
333
00:17:08,531 --> 00:17:10,368
What are you doing?
334
00:17:10,401 --> 00:17:11,504
Mikey was
telling you the truth.
335
00:17:11,537 --> 00:17:12,573
About the-the petting zoo?
336
00:17:12,606 --> 00:17:13,575
What? No, no, no, no.
337
00:17:13,608 --> 00:17:14,510
-Mini golf?
-No.
338
00:17:14,543 --> 00:17:16,480
-About franchising.
339
00:17:16,514 --> 00:17:18,384
He wanted to franchise
this place.
340
00:17:18,417 --> 00:17:19,620
He wanted to open
a restaurant with me.
341
00:17:19,653 --> 00:17:20,689
How the fuck do you know?
342
00:17:20,722 --> 00:17:21,790
'Cause we found your money.
343
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,317
Motherfucker didn't put it
in a bank, did he?
344
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,424
No, he-he definitely
didn't put it in a bank.
345
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,728
Oh, God. Thank Christ.
346
00:17:41,697 --> 00:17:42,599
What is KBL?
347
00:17:42,632 --> 00:17:48,277
Kalinowski, me,
Berzatto, you, Layne, Lee.
348
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:49,580
Lee? Who's Lee?
349
00:17:49,613 --> 00:17:51,483
Uncle Lee Layne.
350
00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:53,621
Oof. That's not our uncle.
351
00:17:53,654 --> 00:17:55,391
Yeah, well,
Richie's not your cousin.
352
00:17:55,424 --> 00:17:56,561
-Heard and resented.
353
00:17:56,594 --> 00:17:58,464
Hey, Richie, could you
please turn that
354
00:17:58,498 --> 00:18:00,267
goddamn motherfuckin'
thing off?
355
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,637
It's making me insane!
356
00:18:01,670 --> 00:18:02,539
How's it not makin' you insane?
357
00:18:02,572 --> 00:18:04,677
-I don't mind it.
-Lucky you.
358
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,714
I'm on it, Uncle J.
How the fuck did I know
359
00:18:06,747 --> 00:18:09,352
that the crawlspace
had a goddamn alarm on it?
360
00:18:09,754 --> 00:18:11,858
Mikey's fuckin'
Kevin McCalliper--
361
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,862
-McCallister.
-McCallister.
362
00:18:13,895 --> 00:18:15,599
Yes. Hello.
363
00:18:15,632 --> 00:18:19,305
Uh, the password
is "gofastboatsmojito,"
all one word.
364
00:18:19,338 --> 00:18:22,311
Yeah. Go fast boats
and then mojito.
All one word.
365
00:18:22,344 --> 00:18:24,382
Okay, so just to be clear,
366
00:18:24,415 --> 00:18:26,553
'cause, you know,
I can't fuckin' hear correctly.
367
00:18:27,187 --> 00:18:29,359
Not only are you
not giving me back
368
00:18:29,392 --> 00:18:31,731
the original $300,000
you owe me,
369
00:18:31,764 --> 00:18:35,872
but you are also asking me
for an additional $500,000?
370
00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:38,611
-Yes, that sounds correct.
-Okay.
371
00:18:38,644 --> 00:18:40,849
And so how many times
you've done this, Carm?
372
00:18:40,882 --> 00:18:42,485
None times.
373
00:18:42,519 --> 00:18:43,788
And what's
your track record, Syd?
374
00:18:43,821 --> 00:18:46,359
-Not great.
-Cool. I'm in.
375
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:49,600
Okay, you are first out
with a bonkers interest rate
376
00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:52,305
because, well,
we have no choice.
377
00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:55,411
And you'd also be
entitled to a partnership.
378
00:18:55,444 --> 00:18:56,814
Partnership of what,
my love?
379
00:18:56,847 --> 00:18:59,920
Hey, you throw a rock,
you hit five great restaurants.
380
00:18:59,953 --> 00:19:01,523
We're going to be better.
381
00:19:01,824 --> 00:19:05,464
Um, this is going to be
a destination spot.
382
00:19:05,498 --> 00:19:07,435
This is going to be
an excellent restaurant.
383
00:19:07,468 --> 00:19:08,805
And I know that because
we're going to get a star.
384
00:19:08,838 --> 00:19:09,773
-Syd.
-Carm.
385
00:19:09,807 --> 00:19:12,378
-Fuck stars.
-Okay, well, you can say that
386
00:19:12,411 --> 00:19:13,346
because you already got one.
387
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:14,884
No, no, no, I never got one.
I retained it.
388
00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:16,788
That's basically a cousin
of getting one.
389
00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:18,691
-Okay, kids.
-It's not getting one,
it's retaining one.
390
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,327
Somebody else got it,
I retained it.
391
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,365
-Guys.
-You kinda got one, though.
392
00:19:22,398 --> 00:19:23,868
-What do you mean?
-They're being funny.
393
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,371
Let's get a star.
394
00:19:25,404 --> 00:19:26,574
-Oh, thank fucking God.
395
00:19:26,607 --> 00:19:28,578
-Thank fuck.
-Yeah, bitch.
396
00:19:28,611 --> 00:19:31,918
Okay, so you get a star.
Now what?
397
00:19:31,951 --> 00:19:33,554
-We're dialed.
-My trapped.
398
00:19:34,823 --> 00:19:37,496
My friends,
can I tell you a story
399
00:19:37,529 --> 00:19:38,932
about complete
and utter failure?
400
00:19:38,965 --> 00:19:40,635
Look, we don't pay you back
401
00:19:40,668 --> 00:19:43,407
by the end of 18 months,
and it is yours.
402
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,710
-What's mine?
-All of it.
403
00:19:44,743 --> 00:19:45,979
The building and the lot.
404
00:19:46,012 --> 00:19:47,516
-Well, Carm.
-Yeah, Carm.
405
00:19:47,549 --> 00:19:48,684
What do you think?
406
00:19:50,454 --> 00:19:51,624
I don't know
what the fuck I'm thinkin'.
407
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:53,561
-Tell me more.
-You can get
five million for this lot.
408
00:19:53,594 --> 00:19:54,530
Two maybe.
409
00:19:54,563 --> 00:19:55,799
-Your math is--
-Fucked.
410
00:19:55,832 --> 00:19:57,468
-Yeah. Not good.
-Okay.
411
00:19:57,502 --> 00:19:59,540
Look, we don't pay you
the money
412
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,811
by the end of 18 months,
worst-case scenario,
413
00:20:01,844 --> 00:20:04,415
you helped out your nephew,
he blew it.
414
00:20:04,448 --> 00:20:06,854
You're out 800 grand,
and you can make two million.
415
00:20:06,887 --> 00:20:09,726
And then we are done forever.
416
00:20:11,429 --> 00:20:13,902
Jimmy, I wasn't gonna
tell you about the money,
417
00:20:13,935 --> 00:20:15,872
but we need more, okay?
418
00:20:15,905 --> 00:20:18,778
And we need a partner,
and that is the truth.
419
00:20:21,517 --> 00:20:22,619
What do you say?
420
00:20:36,547 --> 00:20:37,949
How long'd it take you to open?
421
00:20:39,653 --> 00:20:40,888
That is a great question.
422
00:20:41,322 --> 00:20:42,792
Well, you know...
423
00:20:43,193 --> 00:20:44,996
great partners
ask great questions.
424
00:20:48,804 --> 00:20:49,739
Okay.
425
00:20:50,741 --> 00:20:54,650
Alright, Fak, Gary
on construction and demo.
426
00:20:54,683 --> 00:20:55,986
-Syd, we're on menu?
-Yes, Chef.
427
00:20:56,019 --> 00:20:57,890
With Jimmy's injection,
it's gonna take
428
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,760
at least eight months
to get into profit,
429
00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:02,900
which, to put it generously,
is tight,
430
00:21:02,933 --> 00:21:04,870
given it's gonna take
six months to open.
431
00:21:04,903 --> 00:21:06,541
-Six months?
-Six months?
432
00:21:06,574 --> 00:21:07,876
Yeah, at least.
433
00:21:07,909 --> 00:21:08,878
And that's being...
434
00:21:08,911 --> 00:21:09,947
-What, confident?
-Cocky.
435
00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:12,953
Crazy. You guys. Crazy.
436
00:21:12,986 --> 00:21:15,659
Dude, um, we have 18 months
to pay back that loan.
437
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,796
Uh, is there anything we can do?
I mean...
438
00:21:17,829 --> 00:21:20,635
Dude, you are the one
that said 18 months.
439
00:21:20,668 --> 00:21:22,573
-That's a CP.
-What's a CP?
440
00:21:22,606 --> 00:21:23,708
-Carmy Problem.
-A Carmy Problem.
441
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,679
-Great.
-Six months is gonna kill us.
442
00:21:25,712 --> 00:21:27,916
Yeah. No, we're gonna have
to be rockin' from the jump.
443
00:21:27,949 --> 00:21:29,085
Just fuckin' packed right out.
444
00:21:29,118 --> 00:21:30,922
And you want a, uh, star.
445
00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:32,659
I think it'd be nice. Yeah.
446
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:33,928
-Godspeed.
-Thank you.
447
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:35,765
-Start looking into crew?
-Yeah.
448
00:21:35,798 --> 00:21:36,901
Natalie, do you work here?
449
00:21:36,934 --> 00:21:38,470
I'm still thinking.
450
00:21:38,504 --> 00:21:39,907
I have one person
still thinking, Chef.
451
00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:41,878
-Tremendous.
-Thank you.
452
00:21:41,911 --> 00:21:43,480
Alright, okay,
we're gonna have to
453
00:21:43,514 --> 00:21:45,017
find people that want to learn,
454
00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:46,854
which is gonna be impossible.
455
00:21:46,887 --> 00:21:48,524
But, you know,
it's even more difficult
456
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,027
to teach people
how to give a shit, so.
457
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,664
Good night. Jeffs.
458
00:21:51,697 --> 00:21:52,799
-Bye, T.
-Good night.
459
00:21:52,832 --> 00:21:55,538
Okay. Oh, and Sydney,
460
00:21:55,571 --> 00:21:57,609
I got a bunch
of those stains out.
461
00:21:57,642 --> 00:21:59,045
That Bar Keepers works.
462
00:21:59,078 --> 00:22:00,849
Science, baby.
463
00:22:00,882 --> 00:22:03,821
Yeah, okay, I'll see you all
bright and early tomorrow.
464
00:22:03,854 --> 00:22:04,857
Yep. Night, Chef.
465
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:05,859
-Bye.
-Night.
466
00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:09,699
Tina.
467
00:22:12,839 --> 00:22:14,510
Tina? Tina, hey.
468
00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:15,745
-Sorry, uh...
-What's up?
469
00:22:15,778 --> 00:22:16,980
I wanted to...
470
00:22:17,014 --> 00:22:19,520
I wanted to ask you something,
and-and you can totally say no.
471
00:22:19,553 --> 00:22:21,924
-It might be completely insane.
-I could stay later.
472
00:22:21,957 --> 00:22:24,095
-It's just there wasn't
that much left to do.
-No, no, go home, obviously.
473
00:22:24,128 --> 00:22:27,569
Go home. It's-it's more...
I wanted to ask you...
474
00:22:27,602 --> 00:22:30,140
Uh, yeah.
If you-- obviously
feel free to say no,
475
00:22:30,173 --> 00:22:31,844
this is probably insane.
476
00:22:31,877 --> 00:22:34,115
And it would just require
a lot of training.
477
00:22:34,148 --> 00:22:36,554
And, I mean,
like a lot of training,
478
00:22:36,587 --> 00:22:38,925
like, more than you've
probably ever done before.
479
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:39,994
And you also know this place.
480
00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:41,096
I mean,
it's a fucking hell hole.
481
00:22:41,129 --> 00:22:43,000
And why would you
wanna be here?
482
00:22:43,033 --> 00:22:45,104
But, um, yeah,
it was just about earlier.
483
00:22:45,137 --> 00:22:46,874
If you, you know,
you were talking about
484
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:47,876
the new sous and I guess--
485
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,145
Oh, yeah, I can ask around.
486
00:22:49,178 --> 00:22:50,615
I just don't know
anybody off the top--
487
00:22:50,648 --> 00:22:51,584
No, no, no.
488
00:22:51,617 --> 00:22:52,986
T... Tina, I'm asking you
489
00:22:53,019 --> 00:22:55,625
if you would,
um, be interested
490
00:22:55,658 --> 00:22:58,998
in learning how to be my sous.
491
00:23:01,035 --> 00:23:03,641
Yeah, if you... I guess...
492
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:06,580
I don't know.
if you wanna be
my Jeff or whatever.
493
00:23:18,771 --> 00:23:20,140
Oh, fuck. Oh, Christ.
494
00:23:20,173 --> 00:23:22,946
-You're very strong.
-Yes. Yes. Yes.
495
00:23:22,979 --> 00:23:24,082
You're very, very strong.
496
00:23:24,115 --> 00:23:25,918
-I am.
-That's cool.
497
00:23:26,252 --> 00:23:27,956
-Great. Okay.
-Okay.
498
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:29,626
Um, yeah, go home, though.
499
00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:30,326
-Okay.
-Yeah.
500
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,031
But I'll talk to you tomorrow.
501
00:23:32,064 --> 00:23:33,200
-Tomorrow?
-Yeah.
502
00:23:33,233 --> 00:23:35,104
-Yes, Jeff.
-Okay. Night.
503
00:23:35,137 --> 00:23:36,138
Okay.
504
00:23:51,637 --> 00:23:52,705
She all good?
505
00:23:54,075 --> 00:23:55,711
Well, I'm almost outta here.
506
00:23:56,112 --> 00:23:57,582
I appreciate you, dude.
507
00:23:58,818 --> 00:24:00,688
DVR it.
She'll watch it later.
508
00:24:02,057 --> 00:24:03,126
Alright.
509
00:24:08,838 --> 00:24:09,873
Quiet.
510
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:13,080
Don't think I've ever heard it
be quiet in here.
511
00:24:13,113 --> 00:24:14,749
Definitely not.
512
00:24:17,655 --> 00:24:18,791
Good evening, Chef.
513
00:24:19,693 --> 00:24:20,828
Good night, Chef.
514
00:24:22,064 --> 00:24:26,540
♪ In the darkest hour
515
00:24:26,573 --> 00:24:28,911
♪ Of the longest night
516
00:24:30,581 --> 00:24:34,790
♪ If it was in my power
517
00:24:34,823 --> 00:24:38,029
♪ I'd step into the light
518
00:24:39,131 --> 00:24:43,708
♪ Candles on the altar
519
00:24:43,741 --> 00:24:46,078
♪ Penny in your shoe
520
00:24:48,116 --> 00:24:49,953
-Night, guys.
-Night.
521
00:24:50,487 --> 00:24:52,726
-Thanks for today, Bear.
-Yeah, you're welcome.
522
00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:54,563
-Ah, we'll see you tomorrow?
-Uh, we'll see.
523
00:24:54,596 --> 00:24:56,132
Okay. Well,
I'm choosing to believe.
524
00:24:58,871 --> 00:25:00,575
Really gonna leave early?
525
00:25:00,608 --> 00:25:03,547
I mean, there's only so much
we can do without permits.
526
00:25:04,950 --> 00:25:06,653
It feels weird, though,
right?
527
00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:08,557
Very. Yes.
528
00:25:09,893 --> 00:25:11,095
-It's too chill?
529
00:25:11,730 --> 00:25:14,101
Well, I don't know.
We can go home early.
530
00:25:17,642 --> 00:25:18,777
Right.
531
00:25:21,115 --> 00:25:23,019
-Um...
-What are you, uh...
532
00:25:23,052 --> 00:25:25,925
Oh, uh, I don't know.
533
00:25:27,127 --> 00:25:28,931
Um, what are you gonna...
534
00:25:34,776 --> 00:25:35,845
No idea.
535
00:25:38,049 --> 00:25:39,987
Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
536
00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:41,089
-Yep.
-Cool.
537
00:25:41,122 --> 00:25:43,026
-Okay, night.
-Night.
538
00:25:43,059 --> 00:25:46,198
♪ Transcendental blues
539
00:27:05,156 --> 00:27:08,797
("New Noise"
by Refused playing)
540
00:27:24,295 --> 00:27:25,764
Yo!
541
00:27:27,234 --> 00:27:29,005
Six months is too long.
542
00:27:29,038 --> 00:27:30,841
We need to open this shit ASAP.
543
00:27:31,175 --> 00:27:32,712
Heard.
544
00:27:53,186 --> 00:27:54,856
Is this a terrible idea?
545
00:28:00,266 --> 00:28:02,906
Cool. Good. Okay. Yeah.
546
00:28:02,939 --> 00:28:04,241
Just making sure.
547
00:28:08,817 --> 00:28:10,821
♪ Can I scream?
548
00:28:11,355 --> 00:28:12,892
♪ Yeah!
549
00:28:14,228 --> 00:28:16,332
♪ We lack the motion
550
00:28:16,767 --> 00:28:19,104
♪ To move to the new beat ♪
551
00:28:20,140 --> 00:28:21,342
♪ Whoo!
552
00:28:23,212 --> 00:28:25,751
♪ We lack the motion
553
00:28:26,118 --> 00:28:28,056
♪ To move to the new beat ♪
554
00:28:28,089 --> 00:28:30,060
♪ It's here for us to admire
555
00:28:30,093 --> 00:28:32,264
♪ If we can afford
the beauty of it ♪
556
00:28:32,297 --> 00:28:34,803
♪ If we can afford the luxury
of turning our heads ♪
557
00:28:34,836 --> 00:28:36,940
♪ If we tried
and tried and tried ♪
558
00:28:36,973 --> 00:28:39,145
♪ Adjust that
thousand-dollar smile ♪
559
00:28:39,178 --> 00:28:41,082
♪ And behold
the creation of man ♪
560
00:28:41,115 --> 00:28:43,821
♪ Great words
won't cover ugly actions ♪
561
00:28:43,854 --> 00:28:45,924
♪ Good frames
won't save bad paintings ♪
562
00:28:47,461 --> 00:28:48,997
♪ Whoo!
563
00:28:51,068 --> 00:28:53,172
♪ To move to the new beat
564
00:28:54,074 --> 00:28:55,276
♪ Yeah!
565
00:28:57,214 --> 00:28:59,117
♪ We lack
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