All language subtitles for The Incredibles - [2004]

This is human.

That's fine.

I mean, I can break through walls. I
just can't. That's fine.

So,

Mr. Incredible, do you have a secret
identity?

Every superhero has a secret identity. I
don't know a single one who doesn't.

Who wants the pressure of being super
all the time?

Of course I have a secret identity. Can
you see me in this at the supermarket?

Come on. I'd want to go shopping as
Elastigirl, you know what I mean?

Super ladies, they're always trying to
tell you their secret identity.

Think it'll strengthen the relationship
or something like that.

I said, girl, I don't want to know about
your mild -mannered alter ego or

anything like that. I mean, you tell me
you're a super mega ultra lightning

babe, that's all right with me.

I'm good.

I'm good. No matter how many times you
save the world, it always manages to get

back in jeopardy again.

Sometimes I just want it to stay saved,
you know, for a little bit.

I feel like the maid. I just cleaned up
this mess. Can we keep it clean for ten

minutes?

Sometimes I think I just like the simple
life, you know, relax

a little and raise a family.

Settle down. Are you kidding?

I'm at the top of my game.

I'm right up there with the big dogs.
Girls, come on.

Leave the saving of the world to the
men?

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

We interrupt for an important bulletin.
A deadly high -speed pursuit between

police and armed gunmen is underway
traveling northbound on San Pablo

Yeah, I've got time.

Oh, Mr.

Incredible, I'm Mr. Incredible.

What is it, ma 'am? My cat won't come
down.

Certainly, ma 'am, but I suggest you
stand clear. It could be trouble. No,

he's quiet.

Thank you, Mr. Incredible.

You've done it again. Yeah, you're the
best. No, I'm just here to help.

Attention all units. We have a tour bus
robbery into the... Tour bus robbery.

I've still got time.

Officer, ma 'am, squeaker.

Ready for takeoff. What the... Who are
you supposed to be?

Well, I'm Incrediboy. What?

No. You're that kid from the fan club.

Bro... Bro... Brody. Buddy.

Buddy. My name is Incrediboy. Look.

I've been nice. I've stood for photos,
signed every scrap of paper you pushed

me, but this is... No, no, no. You don't
have to worry about training me. I know

all your moves, your crime -fighting
-style favorite catchphrases,

I am your number one fan.

Hey! Hey, wait!

You know...

You can tell a lot about a woman by the
contents of her purse, but maybe that's

not what you had in mind.

Hey, look.

Elastigirl. Mr. Incredible.

No, it's all right. I've got him. Sure
you've got him.

I just took him out for you. Sure, you
took him out. His attention was on me. A

fact I exploited to do my job. My job,
you mean. A simple thank you will

suffice. Thanks, but I don't need any
help.

Whatever happened to ladies first? Well,
whatever happened to equal treatment?

Hey, look, wait. The lady got me first.

Well,

we could share, you know. I work alone.

Well, I think you need to be more
flexible.

Are you doing anything later?

I have a previous engagement.

Now you just stay here. They usually
pick up the garbage in an hour.

Hey, Frozo!

Should you be getting ready?

I still got time.

Well, with counseling, I think you'll
come to forgive me.

Wait a minute.

Bomb voyage.

It's incredible.

And incredible.

Incredible?

Hey, hey, aren't you curious about how I
get around so fast?

See, I have these rocket boots. Go home,
buddy.

What? Now.

Can we talk?

You always, always say be true to
yourself, but you never say which part

yourself to be true to.

Well, I finally figured out who I am. I
am your ward.

Incredible! And now you have officially
carried it too far, buddy. This is

because I don't have powers, isn't it?
Well, not every superhero has powers,

know. You can be super without them. I
invented these. I can fly. Can you fly?

Fly home, buddy. I work alone. Just give
me one chance.

I'll show you. I'll go get the police.

Buddy, go!

It'll only take a second, really. No,
stop!

There's a bomb!

Take this one home and make sure his mom
knows what he's been doing. I can help

you. You're making a mistake.

The injured jumper. You sent paramedics?
They've already picked him up. The

blast in that building was caused by
Bomb Voyage, who I caught in the act of

robbing the vault. Now, we might be able
to nab him if we set up a perimeter.

You mean he got away? Well, yeah.

Skippy here made sure of that.

Incredible. You're not affiliated with
me.

Poor smokes, I'm late.

Listen, I've got to be somewhere.

What about Bomb Voyage?

Any other night, I'd go after him
myself.

I've really got to go.

But don't worry, we'll get him.
Eventually.

Hey, is the night still young? Very
late. How do I look? Good? Oh, the mask.

still got the mask.

Robert Parr, will you have this woman to
be your lawful wedded wife? You're

late. When you asked me if I was doing
anything later, I didn't realize you'd

actually forgotten.

I thought it was playful banter. It was
playful banter. Cutting it kind of

close, don't you think?

You need to be more... flexible.

I love you, but if we're going to make
this work, you've got to be more than

Incredible. You know that, don't you?

So long as you both shall live... I do.

I pronounce this couple husband and
wife.

As long as we both shall live, no matter
what happens. Hey, come on. We're

superheroes. What could happen?

In a stunning turn of events, a
superhero is being sued for saving

apparently... didn't want to be saved.
The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet, who was

foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr.
Incredible, has filed suit against the

famed superhero in Superior Court.

Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved. Mr.

Sansweet didn't want to be saved. And
the injury received from Mr.

actions, so -called, causes him daily
pain. Hey, I saved your life. You didn't

save my life. You ruined my death.
That's what you did. Listen, you're

feel for the comet at this time. Five
days later, another suit was filed by

victims of the L train accident.

Incredibles court losses cost the
government millions and open the

for dozens of superhero lawsuits the
world over. It is time for their secret

identity to become their only identity.
Time for them to join us or go away.

Under tremendous public pressure and the
crushing financial burden of an ever

mounting series of lawsuits, the
government quietly initiated the

relocation program.

The supers would be granted amnesty from
responsibility for past actions in

exchange for the promise to never again
resume hero work. Where are they now?

They are living among us, average
citizens, average heroes, quietly and

anonymously continuing to make the world
a better place.

Denied? You're denying my claim?

I don't understand. I have...

I'm sorry, Mrs.

Hogan, but our liability is spelled out
in paragraph 17.

I can't pay for this.

Excuse me. Claims, Bob Parr.

I'm calling to celebrate a momentous
occasion.

We are now officially moved in.

Yeah, well, that's great, honey. And the
last three years don't count because...

Because I finally unpacked the last box.
Now it's official. Ha, ha, ha.

Why do we have so much junk?

Listen, honey, I've got to quiet down.
Say no more. Go save the world one

at a time, honey.

I've got to go pick up the kids from
school. See you tonight.

Bye, honey.

Excuse me. Where were we?

I'm on a fixed income.

And if you can't help me, I don't know
what I'll do.

All

right,

listen closely. I'd like to help you.
But I can't. I'd like to tell you to

a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox
on... Norma Wilcox, W -I -L -C -O -X, on

the third floor. But I can't. I also do
not advise you to fill out and file a WS

-2475 form with our legal department on
the second floor. I would not expect

someone to get back to you quickly to
resolve the matter.

I'd like to help, but there's nothing I
can do. Oh, thank you, ma 'am. I'm

sorry, ma 'am. I know you're upset.

tend to be upset.

Are you authorized payment on the Walker
policy? Someone broke into their house,

Mr. Huff. Their policy clearly covers
them. I don't want to know about their

coverage, Bob.

Don't tell me about their coverage. Tell
me how you're keeping insurer care in

the black. Tell me how that's possible
with you writing checks to every Harry

Hardluck and Sally Sob story that gives
you a phone call.

I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs.
Parr.

What's this about?

Has Dash done something wrong?

He's a disruptive influence, and he
openly mocks me in front of the class.

He says... Look, I know it's you. He
puts thumbtacks on my stool.

You saw him do this?

Well, not really. No, actually not.

Oh, then how do you know it was him? I
hit a camera.

Yeah, and this time I've got him.

You see?

Well, you don't see it.

He moves!

Right there!

Wait, wait!

Right there!

Right as I'm sitting down! I don't know.
I don't know how he does it. But

there's no tack on my stool before he
moves, and after he moves, there's a

Coincidence? I think not!

Uh, Bernie... Don't, Bernie!

and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr.

I'm sorry for the trouble.

You're letting him go again?

He's guilty!

You can see it on his smug little face.
Guilty! I say guilty!

Guilty! Guilty! Stop!

Dash, this is the third time this year
you've been sent to the office.

We need to find a better outlet.

A more constructive outlet.

Maybe I could.

They'd let me go out for sports.

Honey, you know why we can't do that. I
promise.

If I'll slow up, I'll only be the best
by a tiny bit.

Dash old Robert Parr, you are an
incredibly competitive boy and a bit of

-off. The last thing you need is
temptation. You always say, do your

you don't really mean it. Why can't I do
the best that I can do? Right now,

honey, the world just wants us to fit
in, and to fit in, we just gotta be like

everybody else.

But Dad always said our powers are
nothing to be ashamed of. Our powers

special. Everyone's special, Dash, which
is another way of saying no one is.

Hey, Ryan, where you headed?

Hi,

Tony. Hey, Tony. Hey, Tony, can I carry
you? It's kind of funny.

Hey, Tony.

He looked at me.

Come on.

You make weird faces, honey.

Do you have to read at the table?

Yeah.

Smaller bites, Dash.

Yikes. Bob, could you help the carnivore
cut his meat?

Oh. Dash, you have something you want to
tell your father about school?

Uh, um, well, we dissected a frog. Dash
got sent to the office again. Good,

good. No, Bob, that's bad.

What? Dash got sent to the office again.
What? What for?

Nothing. He put a tack on the teacher's
chair during class.

Nobody saw me. You could barely see it
on the tape.

It caught you on tape and you still got
away with it? Whoa.

You must have been booking. How fast do
you think you were going?

We are not encouraging this. I'm not
encouraging. I'm just asking how fast

were going. Honey!

That's right.

First the car, now I've got to pay to
fix the tape. The car? What happened to

the car?

Here. I'm getting new plates.

So, how about you, Vi? How was school?

Nothing to report.

You've hardly touched your food.

I'm not hungry for meatloaf. Well, it is
leftover night.

We have steak, pasta.

What are you hungry for?

Tony Ridinger. Shut up. Well, you are.

I said shut up, you little insect.

Oh, she is. Do not shout at the table.

Honey? Kids, listen to your mother.

She'd eat it if we were having Tony
Loaf. That's it.

Gazerbeam. Bob, it's time to engage.

Do something.

Don't just stand there. I need you to
intervene.

You want me to intervene?

Okay, I'm intervening. I'm intervening.

Let go of your brother.

Get the door.

Hey, Lucius. Hey, Speedo. Hey, Helen.
Bye, Jack -Jack. I sub you to drop by.

Never heard that one before.

I'll be back later.

Hey, where are you two going?

It's Wednesday.

Oh, bowling night.

Say hello to honey for me, Lucius. Will
do.

Good night, Helen. Good night, kids.

Don't think you've avoided talking about
your trip to the principal's office,

young man.

Your father and I are still going to
discuss it. I'm not the only kid who's

sent to the office, you know. Other kids
don't have superpowers. Now.

It's perfectly normal to you. Normal?
What do you know about normal? What does

anyone in this family know about normal?
Now, wait a minute, young lady. We act

normal, Mom. I want to be normal. The
only normal one is Jack -Jack, and he's

not even toilet trained.

Lucky.

I meant about being normal.

So now I'm in deep trouble.

I mean, one more joke to this death ray,
and I'm in appetite.

Somehow, I managed to find cover in what
does Baron Von Rookless do? He starts

monologuing. He starts monologuing. He
starts like this prepared speech about

how feeble I am compared to him. How
inevitable my defeat is. How the world

soon be his.

Yammering. I mean, a guy has me on a
platter and he won't shut up.

2356. What is that? Robbery? This is
just saying.

Robbery? You want to catch a robber? No.

Tell you the truth, I'd rather go
bowling.

Look, what if we actually did what our
wives think we're doing just to shake

things up?

He's not alone.

The fat guy's still with him.

They're just talking.

What are we doing here, Bob?

We're protecting people. Nobody asked
us. You need an invitation?

I'd like one, yes. We keep sneaking out
to do this and...

You remember Gazerby? Yeah, there was
something about him in the paper. He had

trouble adjusting to civilian life, too.
When's the last time you saw him? I

don't see anyone from the old days, Bob.

Just you.

And we're pushing our luck as it is. Oh,
come on, come on, come on. It was fun

the first time, but if we keep doing
this, we're gonna get... A fire. We're

close! Yeah, baby!

We're gonna get caught.

Woo -hoo!

Is that everybody?

Yeah, that's everyone.

It better be.

Can't you put this out? I can't lay down
a layer thick enough. It's evaporating

too fast. What's that mean?

It means it's hot.

And I'm dehydrated, Bob. You're on ice?

You can't run on ice. I thought you
could use the water in the air. There is

water in this air.

What's yours? You run out of muscles? I
can't just go smashing through walls.

The building's getting weaker by the
second. It's going to come down on top

us.

thirsty. I said freeze! I'm just getting
a drink.

Alright. Had your drink?

Now, I want you to... I know.

Freeze.

That was way too close.

We are not doing that again.

Verify you want to switch targets. Over.

Trust me.

This is the one he's been looking for.

I thought you'd be back by 11.

I said I'd be back later. I assumed
you'd be back later. If you came back at

all, you'd be back later. Well, I'm
back, okay?

Is this rubble?

It was just a little workout.

Just to stay loose. You know how I feel
about that, Bob. Darn you, we can't blow

cover again. The building was coming
down anyway.

What? You knocked down a building?

It was on fire, structurally unsound. It
was coming down anyway. Tell me you

haven't been listening to the police
scanner again. Look, I performed a

service. You act like that's a bad
thing. It is a bad thing, Bob.

Uprooted. our family again so you can
relive the glory days is a very bad

Reliving the glory days is better than
acting like they didn't happen. Yes,

happened. But this, our family, is
what's happening now, Bob. And you are

missing this.

I can't believe you don't want to go to
your own son's graduation. It's not a

graduation. He is moving from the fourth
grade to the fifth grade. It's a

ceremony. It's psychotic. They keep
creating new ways to celebrate

but if someone is genuinely exceptional,
then they... This is not about you,

Bob. This is about Dash. You want to do
something for Dash? Then let him

actually compete. Let him go out for
sports. I will not be made the enemy

You know why we can't do that. Because
it'd be great. This is not about you.

All right, Dash.

I know you're listening. Come on out.

Bye. You too, young lady.

Come on.

Come on out.

It's okay, kids.

We're just having a discussion.

Pretty loud discussion.

Yeah. But that's okay, because what's
important is that Mommy and I are always

team. We're always united against the
forces of... Pig -headedness?

I was going to say evil or something.
We're sorry we woke you.

Everything's okay. Go back to bed. It's
late.

Night, Mom. Night, Dad. In fact, we
should all be in bed.

Mr. Huff would like to talk to you in
his office.

Now?

Now.

Sit down Bob.

I'm not happy, Bob.

Not happy.

Ask me why.

Okay. Why?

Why what? Be specific, Bob.

Why are you unhappy?

Your customers make me unhappy.

What? You've gotten complaints?

Complaints I can handle. What I can't
handle is your customers' inexplicable

knowledge of insurer care's inner
workings. They're experts.

Experts, Bob!

Exploiting every loophole, dodging every
obstacle. They're...

bureaucracy. Did I do something illegal?

No. Are you saying we shouldn't help our
customers?

The law requires that I answer no. We're
supposed to help people. We're supposed

to help our people.

Starting with our stockholders, Bob.

Who's helping them out, huh?

You know, Bob, a company is like an
enormous clock. Is like an

enormous clock.

Yes, precisely.

It only works if all the little cogs
mesh together.

Now, a clock needs to be clean, well
lubricated, and wound tight.

The best clocks have jewel movements,
cogs that fit, that cooperate by design.

I'm being metaphorical, Bob.

You know what I mean by cooperative
cogs?

Bob?

Bob? Look at me when I'm talking to you,
Parr!

That man out there, he needs help. Do
not change the subject, Bob!

We're discussing your actions. He is
getting mugged. Well, let's hope we

cover him. I'll be right back. Stop
right now or you're fired.

Close the door.

Get over here now.

I'm not happy, Bob.

Not happy.

He got away.

Good thing, too.

You were this close to losing your job.

Uh -oh.

How is he? He'll live.

I'm fired, aren't I? Oh, you think?

What can I say, Rick?

Nothing you haven't said before. Someone
was in trouble. Someone's always in

trouble. I had to do something.

Yeah. Every time you say those words, it
means a month and a half of trouble for

me, Bob.

It means hundreds of thousands of
taxpayers' dollars.

I know.

We gotta pay to keep the company quiet.
We gotta pay damages.

Erase memories.

Relocate your family. Every time it gets
harder. Money, money, money, money,

money. We can't keep doing this, Bob.

We appreciate what you did in the old
days, but those days are over.

From now on, you're on your own.

Ah, listen, Bob.

Maybe I could relocate you, you know,
for old time's sake. No, I can't do that

to my family again. Everyone just got
settled out. I'll make it work.

Thanks. Take care of yourself.

What are you waiting for?

I don't know. Something amazing, I
guess.

Me too, kid.

Phil? Match, Mr. Incredible.

Room is secure.

Commence message.

Hello, Mr. Incredible.

Yes, we know who you are.

Rest assured, your secret is safe with
us.

My name is Mirage.

We have something in common. According
to the government, neither of us exist.

Please pay attention as this message is
classified and will not be repeated.

I represent the top secret division of
the government, designing and testing

experimental technology, and we have a
need of your unique abilities.

Something has happened at a remote
testing facility. Money!

Huh? What?

Dinner's ready.

Okay. Although it is contained within an
isolated area, it threatens to cause

incalculable damage to itself and to our
facilities, jeopardizing hundreds of

millions of dollars worth of equipment
and research. Is someone in there?

It's the TV.

Trying to watch. Because of its highly
sensitive nature. Well, stop crying.

time for dinner.

One minute. If you accept, your payment
will be triple your current annual

salary. Call the number on the card.
Voice matching will be used to ensure

security. The supers aren't gone, Mr.
Incredible.

You're still here. You can still do
great things.

Or you can listen to police scanners.
Your choice.

You have 24 hours to respond.

Think about it.

This message will self -destruct.

You

are

one distracted guy. Am I? I don't mean
to be.

I know you miss being a hero, and your
job is frustrating, and I just want you

to know how much it means to me that you
stay at it anyway.

Honey, about the job.

What?

Something's happened. What?

The company is sending me to a
conference. A conference?

Out of town, and I'm just going to be
gone for a few days. They've never sent

you to a conference before?

This is good, isn't it? Yes.

You see?

They're finally recognizing your
talents. You're moving up. Yes. Honey.

wonderful. Yes, it is.

Hello? This is Mr. Incredible.

I'm in.

The Omnidroid 9000 is a top -secret
prototype battle robot.

Its artificial intelligence enables it
to solve any problem it's confronted

with. And, unfortunately... Let me
guess. It got smart enough to wonder why

had to take orders. We lost control.

And now it's loose in the jungle,
threatening our facility.

We've had to evacuate all personnel from
the island for their own safety.

How am I going in?

The Omnidroid's defenses necessitate an
airdrop from 5 ,000 feet.

Its cloaking devices make it difficult
to track. Although we're pretty sure

on the southern half of the island.

Oh, one more thing.

Obviously, it represents a significant
investment.

You want me to shut it down without
completely destroying it? You are Mr.

Incredible.

I've got to warn you.

It's a learning robot.

Every moment you spend fighting it only
increases its knowledge of how to beat

you. Shut it down, do it quickly, don't
destroy it. And don't die.

Oh.

Huh!

We must bring him back.

Sound the all clear and invite him to
dinner.

Why lose? With a volcano, he's attracted
to power.

So am I.

It's a weakness we share. It seems a bit
unstable.

I prefer to think of it as
misunderstood.

Aren't we all?

Volcanic soil is among the most fertile
on Earth.

Everything at the table was grown right
here.

How does it compare?

Everything is delicious.

Oh, geez.

Hurry, honey, or you'll be late for
work.

Have a great day, honey.

Thanks. Help customers, climb ladders.
Bring bacon. All that jazz.

You

have

an appointment?

I'm an old friend.

I just wanted to... All visitors are
required... Go check the electric fence

something. What is it? Who are you? What
do you want?

My God, you've gotten fat.

Come in, come, come.

Yes, things are going quite well, quite
well. My God, no complaints.

But, you know, it is not the same, not
the same at all. Weren't you just in the

news, some Joe and Craig prod? Milan,
darling, Milan.

Super models.

Nothing super about them, spoiled,
stupid little stick figures with poofy

who think only about themselves.

I used to design for gods.

But perhaps you come with a challenge,
eh?

I was surprised to get your call.

E, I just need a pass, John.

Hmm, this is mega mesh, outmoded, but
very sturdy, and you've torn right

it. What have you been doing, Robert?

Moonlighting hero work?

Must have happened a long time ago. I
see.

This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't
be seen in this. I won't allow it.

It's musical, maybe, but now... What do
you mean? You designed it. I never

looked back, darling. It distracts from
the now.

You need a new suit, don't you? A new
suit?

Where the heck am I going to get a new
suit? You can't. It's impossible. I'm

too busy. So ask me now before I again
become sane.

Wait. You want to make me a suit? You
push too hard, darling. But I accept.

It will be bold.

Dramatic. Yeah.

Heroic. Yeah. Something classic.

Like Diner Guy.

Oh. He had a great look.

The cape and the boots.

No cape.

Isn't that my decision?

Do you remember Thunderhead?

Tall, storm powers.

Nice man. Good with kids.

Listen. November 15th of 58.

Always well another day saved when his
cape snagged on a missile.

Thunderhead was not the brightest ball.
Strutogale. April 23rd, 57.

Cape caught in a jet turbine.

You can't generalize about this thing.
Melt a man, express elevator.

Diner guy, snag on paper.

Flashdown sucked into a vortex.

No capes.

Now go on. Your new suit will be
finished before your next assignment.

You know I'm retired from hero work.

As am I, Robert.

Yet here we are.

I only need a patch job for sentimental
reasons.

Fine. I will also fix the hobo suit.

You're the best of the best, Eve. I
know, darling.

I know.

I got it! I got it! Don't answer it,
honey! I got it!

Hello? We have a new assignment for you.

What was that, honey?

The, uh, office?

No, the conference.

Short notice, but, you know, duty calls.

Bob? Yeah, what's up, honey?

Have a great trip.

Thanks, sweetie. I'll call you when I
get there. I love you so much.

I love you, too.

This is your automated captain.

Would you care for more mimosa? Don't
mind if I do. Thanks. You're welcome.

Currently 78 degrees in Nomanasan.
Perfect weather for flying.

Please fasten your seatbelt. We're
beginning our descent.

Hello, Mr. Incredible.

Nice suit. Thanks.

Nice to be back.

We're on.

You'll be briefed on your next
assignment in the conference room at 2.

room A -113.

Two o 'clock. Got it. See you there.

Edna. I'd like to speak to Edna, please.

This is Edna. E?

This is Helen.

Helen who?

Helen Parr.

You know, Elastigirl. Darling!

It's been such a long time since we were
all together. Yes, it's been a while.

Listen, there's only one person Bob
would trust to pass his super suit, and

that's you, E. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Marvelous. Isn't it much better than
those horrible pajamas he used to wear?

We're all finished.

When are you coming to see? Look, I'm
calling about... Don't make me beg,

darling. I won't do it, you know. Beg?
No, I'm calling about suit. About bod

suit. I'm calling about bod suit. You
come in one hour, darling. I insist,

Okay, goodbye.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's too much for
Mr.

Incredible!

It's finally ready!

You know, I went through quite a few
supers to get it worthy to fight you,

man, it wasn't good enough!

After you tracked the last one, I had to
make some major modifications.

Sure, it was difficult, but you are
worth it. I mean, after all, I am your

biggest fan.

My name is not Buddy!

And it's not Incrediboy either.

That ship has sailed.

All I wanted was to help you. I only
wanted to help. And what did you say to

Fly home, buddy. I work alone.

It tore me apart.

But I learned an important lesson.

You can't count on anyone, especially
your heroes.

I was wrong to treat you that way.

I'm sorry. See? Now you respect me.
Because I'm a threat.

That's the way it works.

Turns out there are a lot of people,
whole countries, who want respect.

And they will pay through the nose to
get it. How do you think I got rich?

I invented weapons.

And now I have a weapon that only I can
defeat. And when I unleash it... You sly

dog. You got me monologuing. I can't
believe this.

It's cool, huh?

Zero point energy.

I save the best inventions for myself.

Am I good enough now?

Who's super now?

I'm Syndrome, your nemesis in a...

He should be here.

This project has completely confiscated
my life, darling.

Consumed me as only hero work can. My
best work, I must admit.

Simple, elegant, yet old. You will die.

I did Robert Soot, and it turned out so
beautiful.

I had to continue.

It's great to see you, but I gotta tell
you, I have no idea what you're talking

about. Yes, words are useless.

Too much of it, darling. Too much.

That is why I show you my work. That is
why you are here.

Edna Mode.

And get it.

Come, sit.

Cream and sugar.

Thanks. I started with the base.
Started?

Started. I cut it a little roomy for the
free movement. The fabric is

comfortable for sensitive skin.

It also withstands the temperature of
over 1 ,000 degrees.

Completely bulletproof.

And the soon washable, darling, that's a
new feature.

What on earth do you think the baby will
be doing?

Well, if I'm sure I don't know, darling,
luck favors the prepared.

I didn't know the baby's powers, so I
covered the basics.

Jack -Jack doesn't have any powers.

No? Eh, because they're fabulous anyway.

Your boys thought I designed to
withstand enormous friction without

or wearing out a useful feature.

Your daughter's suit is tricky, but I
finally created a sturdy material that

will disappear completely as she does.

Your suit can stretch as far as you can
without injuring yourself and still

retain its shape.

Virtually indestructible.

Breathe like Egyptian cotton.

As an extra feature, each suit contains
a homing device.

giving you the precise global location
of the wearer at the touch of a button.

Well, darling, what do you think?

What do I think?

Bob is retired.

I'm retired.

Our family is underground.

You helped my husband resume secret hero
work behind my back? I assumed you

knew, darling. Why would he keep secrets
from you?

He wouldn't. Didn't.

Doesn't.

Internet robbers' age are often
unstable, prone to weakness.

What are you saying?

Do you know where he is?

Of course. Do you know where he is?

Oh, hello. This is Helen Parr. Bob Parr
is my husband.

I was wondering if you could give me the
number of the hotel he's staying at.

The number that I have is no good.

Mr. Parr no longer works at InsuraCare.

What do you mean?

He's on a business trip. A company
retreat.

So you don't know where he is?

Would you like to find out?

Let this happen, you know.

The sports car, the getting in shape,
the blonde hair, the light. Yes, he

attempts to lift the glass.

Now I'm losing him. What do I do?

What do I do?

What are you talking about?

You are Elastigirl!

My God! Pull yourself together! What
will you do? Is this a question?

You will show him you remember that he
is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind

him who you are.

Well, you know where he is. Go, confront
the problem. Fight. Win.

And call me when you get back, darling.
I enjoy our visit.

There's lots of leftovers that you can
reheat. Make sure Dash does his homework

and both of you get to bed on time. I
should be back tonight, late. You can be

in charge that long, can't you? Yeah,
but... Why am I in charge again?

Just a little trouble with Daddy. You
mean Dad's in trouble?

Or dad is the trouble. I mean, either
he's in trouble or he's going to be.

Hey, what's that? Where'd you get that
bottle?

You eat a cool outfit?

Hey, you lose your up? You don't get
cool outfits?

Ha -ha! Dash, you come back here this
moment!

Hey, snog.

Thanks for getting back. Listen, I know
this is short notice, but I was hoping

that I could get you to... What are
these?

Look, I'm the Dash.

The Dash.

I... Just a second.

Take that off before somebody sees you.
But you're packing one just like it. Are

you hiding something? Oh, please, honey,
I'm on the point. You're the Dash!

This is yours. It's specially made.
What's going on? You're not coming! And

got a plan!

What makes you think it's special?

I don't know.

Why'd Mom try to hide it?

Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me.

What do you need?

A jet.

What do you got that's fast?

Island approach. India Golf Niner Niner
checking in. VFR on top.

Over.

Island tower. This is India Golf Niner
Niner requesting vectors to the initial.

Over.

Easy,

Alan. Easy, easy, girl. You're
overreacting. Everything's fine. They're

All getting coffee.

At the same time.

Yeah.

You, sir, truly are...

Mr. Incredible.

You know, I was right to idolize you. I
always knew you were tough. But tricking

the probe by hiding under the bones of
another super?

Oh, man!

I'm still geeking out about it.

And then you had to just go and ruin the
ride.

I mean, Mr. Incredible calling for help?

Help me, help me.

Lame, lame, lame, lame, lame!

All right, who did you contact?

Contact? What are you talking about?

I am referring to last night at 2307
hours while you were snooping around.

sent out a homing signal. Didn't know
about the homing device.

And now a government plane is requesting
permission to land here. Who did you

contact? I didn't send for a plane. Play
the transmission.

So you do know these people.

Oh, well, then, I'll send them a little
greeting.

Ow!

Violet! It's not my fault!

Dash ran away, and I knew I'd get blamed
for it, and I thought he tried to sneak

out of the plane, so I came, and you
closed the door for us to find him, and

took off. It's not my fault!

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You left
Jack Jack alone?

hitting thing wired. I've taken courses
and learned CPR and I've got excellent

marks and certificates I can produce on
demand.

I also brought Mozart to play while he
sleeps to make him smarter because

leading experts say Mozart make babies
smarter.

I'm a beauty partner so the babies don't
even have to listen because they're

asleep. You know, I wish my parents
played Mozart when I slept because half

time I don't even know what the heck
anyone's talking about.

I really don't feel comfortable with
this.

I'll pay you for your trouble but I'd
really rather call a service.

There's really no need, Mrs. Parr. I can
totally handle anything this baby can

dish out. Can't I, little baby boy?

Who can handle it? Who can handle it?

India Golf 909 are transmitting in the
blind guard. Disengage. Repeat.

Disengage!

Disengage. Repeat.

Disengage. No. Pull off the missiles.
I'll do anything. Too late.

Fifteen years too late.

Friendly at two zero miles south
southwest of your position. Angel ten

east. Disengage. Over. Five. You have to
put a force field around the plane. You

said we weren't supposed to use our
powers. I know what I said. Listen to

I'm saying now.

Disengage. Repeat.

Disengage.

Abort! Abort! There are children abort!
Say it again, there are children abort!

what we're not gonna do. We're not gonna
panic. We're not gonna... Look out!

We're dead!

We're dead!

We're dead!

Stop it!

We are not gonna die!

Now, both of you will get a grip or
so... Help me, I will ground you for a

month. Understand?

We have a confirmed hit.

Target must destroy.

Ah, you'll get over it.

I seem to recall you prefer to work
alone.

Release me!

Now!

Or what?

I'll crush her.

That sounds a little dark for you. Now,
go ahead. It'll be easy. Like breaking a

toothpick.

Show me.

I knew you couldn't do it. Even when you
have nothing to lose.

You're weak.

And I've outgrown you.

Those were short -range missiles.

Land -based.

That way is our best bet.

You want to go toward the people that
tried to kill us? If it means land, yes.

Do you expect us to swim there? I expect
you to trust me.

What a trooper.

I'm so proud of you.

Thanks, Mom.

I think your father is in trouble.

If you haven't noticed, Mom, we're not
doing so hot either. I'm going to look

for him, and that means you're in charge
until I get back, Violet. What?

You heard her.

Put these on.

Your identity is your most valuable
possession.

Protect it. And if anything goes wrong,
use your powers. But you said never

to... I know what I said!

Remember the bad guys on those shows you
used to watch on Saturday mornings?

Well, these guys are not like those
guys.

They won't exercise restraint because
you're children.

They will kill you if they get the
chance.

Do not give them that chance.

Mom. Vi, I'm counting on you. There's
something I can't tell you. I'm counting

on you. Be strong.

Dash, if anything goes wrong, I want you
to run as fast as you can. As fast as I

can? As fast as you can.

Stay hidden. Keep each other safe. I'll
be back by morning.

Mom?

Mom, what happened on the plane? I'm
sorry.

I wanted to have... I mean, when you
asked me to... I'm sorry. Shh.

It isn't your fault.

It wasn't fair for me to suddenly ask so
much of you.

But things are different now, and doubt
is a luxury we can't afford anymore,

sweetie. You have more power than you
realize.

Don't think.

And don't worry. If the time comes,
you'll know what to do.

It's in your blood.

He's not weak, you know.

What?

Valuing life is not weakness. Oh, hey,
look, if you're talking about what

happened in the containment unit, I had
everything under control. And

disregarding it, you're not strength. I
called his bluff, sweetheart, that's

all. I knew he wouldn't have it in him
to actually... Next time you gamble, bet

your own life.

A rock.

I'm gonna go look around. What do you
think is going on here? You think we're

vacation or something?

Mom and Dad's lives could be in
jeopardy. Or worse, their marriage.

Their marriage?

So the bad guys are trying to wreck Mom
and Dad's marriage. Oh, forget it.

You're so immature.

Okay, I'm gonna go look around. Mom said
to stay hidden. I'm not gonna look

around.

I didn't see anything.

Identification, please.

Hey.

Hey, Violet, come here. Look. Look at
that.

There. That one.

Voice key incorrect.

Voice key.

Voice key incorrect.

Wait a second.

Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

Intruder alert.

There

isn't

much time.

No, there isn't. In fact...

There's no time at all.

Please. Why are you here? How can you
possibly bring me lower? What more can

take away from me? A family survived the
crash.

They're here on the island.

They're alive?

You must be missing.

She was helping me to escape. No, that's
what I was doing.

Let go of me. Let go, you lousy, lying,
unfaithful creep.

How could I betray the perfect woman?

Oh, you're referring to me now? Where
are the kids?

They might have triggered the alert.

What? Security's been sent into the
jungle. You'd better get going. Now our

are in danger? Hey, if you suspected
danger, why'd you bring them? I didn't

bring them. They start away, and I don't
think you're striking the proper tone

here.

You think they're snoopers? Dad,
remember what Mom said.

Hey, stop talking.

Hold it. Freeze.

Dad, run.

What? Run.

What the? They're snoopers. Get the boy.

I should have told you I was fired. I
admit it. But I didn't want you to

You don't want me to worry?

And now we're running for our lives
through some godforsaken jungle? You

trying to pick a fight, but I'm still
just happy you're alive.

I know you're there, Little Miss
Disappear.

What have we here?

Matching uniforms?

Oh, no.

Elastigirl?

You married Elastigirl?

And got...

emerge dramatically, do some damage,
throw some screaming people, and just

all hope is lost, Syndrome will save the
day!

I'll be a bigger hero than you ever
were.

You mean you killed off real heroes so
that you could pretend to be one? Oh,

real. Real enough to defeat you!

And I did it without your precious
gifts, your oh -so -special powers.

I'll give them heroics. I'll give them
the most spectacular heroics anyone's

ever seen!

And when I'm old and I've had my fun,
I'll sell my inventions so that everyone

can be superheroes.

Everyone can be super.

And with everyone super, no one will be.

This is my fault.

I've been a lousy father.

Blind to what I have. So obsessed with
being undervalued that I undervalued all

of you. Dad?

Shh, don't interrupt.

So caught up in the past that I... You
are my greatest adventure.

And I almost missed it.

I swear, I'm going to get us out of this
safely. Well, I think Dad has made some

excellent progress today. But I think
it's time we wind down now.

We need to get back to the mainland. I
saw an aircraft hangar on my way in.

Straight ahead, I think.

Where are all the guards?

Go, go!

Hey, look. Hey, every time they run,
they take a shot. Yeah, okay.

hangar, but I don't see any jets.

A jet's not fast enough. Well, what's
faster than a jet?

Hey, how about a rocket?

Great. I can't fly a rocket.

All right, you don't have to.

Use the coordinates from the last
launch.

Ah, wait.

I bet syndrome's changed the password by
now. How do I get into the computer?

Say please.

When we get there.

Robot in the financial business. Which
exit do I take? Traction Avenue.

That'll take me downtown.

I take 7th, don't I? Don't take 7th!

Great! We missed it! You asked me how to
get there and I told you. Exit at

Traction. That'll take me downtown.

He's coming up. Get in the right lane.

Is everybody okay back there?

Super duper, Dad.

Do that again.

Wait here and stay hidden. I'm going in.

While what? I watch helplessly from the
sidelines? I don't think so. I'm asking

you to wait with the kids. And I'm
telling you, not a chance. You're my

I'm with you. For better or worse.

I have to do this alone.

What is this to you? Playtime?

No. So you can be Mr. Incredible again?
No. Then what? What is... I'm not. Not

what? I'm not strong enough. Strong
enough. And this will make you stronger?

Yes. No. That's what this is? Some sort
of workout? I can't lose you again.

I can't.

Not again.

I'm not strong enough.

If we work together,

you won't have to be. I don't know what
will happen.

Hey, we're superheroes.

What could happen?

Okay?

A remote?

A remote that controls what?

The robot?

It's coming back.

That wasn't right. Give me that.

I can't stop it. The only thing hard
enough to penetrate it is...

Itself. It's getting closer.

It doesn't work.

No,

no, no. That's not doing anything.
Lucas, try to buy it.

That's the way to do it.

That's old school.

Yeah? No school like the old school.

Just like old times. Just like old
times. Oh, yeah.

Hurt then, too.

The frozen olive syndrome's assets. If
he even sneezes, we'll be there with

a hanky and a pair of handcuffs. The
people of this country are indebted to

Does this mean we can come out of
hiding? Let the politicians figure that

out. But I've been asked to assure you
that we'll take care of everything else.

You did good, Bob.

Carter? Carter. I have a question about
Jack -Jack. Come on. We're in a limo.

Hey, you're wearing your hair back. Huh?
Oh, yeah.

I just, yeah.

It looks good.

Thanks, Dad.

That was so cool when you threw that
car. Not as cool as you running on

Hey, Mom, would you give him up?

I'm trying to listen back to you, Sonny.
Mrs. Farris, me, that check is fine,

but weird things are happening.

That check's still fine, but I'm getting
really weirded out.

When are you coming back? We need those
guys that tried to kill us.

That was the best vacation ever.

I love our family.

I'm not fine, Mrs. Farris. Put that
down. Stop it.

You need to call me. I need help. Bob,
listen to this.

Replacement? I didn't call a
replacement.

The baby's sleeping.

You took away my future. I'm simply
returning the favor.

Oh, don't worry. I'll be a good mentor.
Supportive, encouraging.

Everything you weren't.

And in time, who knows? He might make a
good sidekick.

Do we have to have cheerleaders at the
track meet? I mean, what is that all

about? Well, I always thought it was
more about the... Hey. Hey.

You're, uh, Violet, right? That's me.
See you, bye. You look different.

I feel different.

Is different okay?

Hey, different is... Different is great.

Well, would you, uh... Yeah?

Do you think maybe you and I... You
know, um, do you know?

I like movies.

I'll buy the popcorn.

okay uh movie there you go yeah yeah
wait wait so friday friday

Thank you.