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- I'll use the shotgun mic.
- Let's begin.
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Four, three...
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Today, I'm interviewing Mr. Onizuka,
a new teacher at a private school
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who rescued the kidnapped daughter
of an assemblyman like an action hero!
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Mr. Onizuka...
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{\an8}Hello!
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{\an8}I'm Eikichi Onizuka, age 22, single!
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{\an8}My hobbies are cosplay
and surfing the Internet.
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- I'm currently looking for a girlfriend!
- Isn't this a nationwide broadcast?
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He's an idiot. Definitely an idiot.
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L-Let me ask you about the incident.
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It was such a courageous act.
But weren't you scared?
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HEISEI VERSION OF KINPACHI
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I concentrated more on the mission,
rather than the fear, I should say.
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By the way, my type of girl
is Nanako Matsushima.
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I heard that you were shot
with a pistol in the abdomen.
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Well, compared to her emotional pain,
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taking a bullet or two
was just like an itch!
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Oh, the age limit is 19!
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It's kind of a hassle
after the law passed.
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Those were the comments
from Mr. Eikichi Onizuka.
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Teacher for life!
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Any girl who looks like Nanako Matsushima!
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I'm waiting for your letter!
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Would you show my mailing address?
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Why would we do that?
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See? Interesting, isn't he?
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It could be a little entertainment
to kill time, I think.
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That's all from here, live in Kichijoji!
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Please don't edit out the part
about me looking for a girlfriend.
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- Please! Please!
- It's a live broadcast!
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Eikichi Onizuka! Nice to meet you!
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Please, back to the studio!
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Miyabi... it didn't work?
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It did.
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I know her character
better than anyone else.
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That girl certainly is interested!
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If that's the case...!
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It's all over for Onizuka this time.
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Please give me more air time!
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I'm beg of you! Hey!
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Please! Hey!
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So...
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Have you received any letters
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or calls from women saying
they want to be your girlfriend?
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Nope.
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I figured.
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No! It's not over yet!
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The post office must be closed
or something like that.
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Maybe the phone system was down...
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Eikichi, let me clarify this for you!
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There is no way you can attract a girl
after acting so stupid on national TV!
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Did you say stupid? Stupid?!
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It was stupid!
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What was up with that weird dinosaur?
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Oh, no... you guys are at it again!
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Since high school,
you've been constantly arguing
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and you still can't get rid of that habit.
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You guys haven't made much progress.
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Nagisa...
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Nagisa! Long time no see!
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Don't touch my girl!
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Stingy!
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Here you are!
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I saw you on TV and in the newspapers.
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Eikichi seems more and more
like a real teacher.
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Well, I would say it's my calling...
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It's his imagination.
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If you find a cute girlfriend,
your rosy life will be complete!
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You're right!
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That's my current headache!
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Hey, Nagisa,
aren't there girls at your college?
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Cute, gentle and voluptuous like you?
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Aren't there those kinds of girls?
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Come on, Eikichi...
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I'm serious.
Nagisa, you're a man's fantasy...
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No, the ideal!
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Your boobs... And boobs... And boobs...
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But it's not that easy.
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They give me stiff shoulders.
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Besides, I heard they would
hang low when I get old.
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I see.
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I happen to know a pressure point
for keeping your boobs firm and up.
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Want me to press it?
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What?
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This has been passed down
for a million years in China
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and is believed to have
miraculous efficacy.
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Women who have this pressed
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are said to have rocket boobs
even at the age of 90.
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Boing-tick, boing-tick.
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Tick-tick, poke-poke.
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Where's the pressure point?
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You punched me really hard! Seriously!
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Don't touch my girl's boobs!
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Stop it, you two!
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- You perverted teacher!
- Don't hurt your friends!
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A girlfriend...
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I need to get serious about finding one.
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I wish I could find one
lying around somewhere.
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Her hair should be long like this.
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She should be slender with big boobs
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and wearing a skirt
with a slit, looking sharp...
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Wow!
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Lucky!
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I heard about a fountain
in a foreign country
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where you throw a coin over your shoulder
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and your wish comes true or something.
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So, let there be luck!
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I guess I sound like
a superstitious old man.
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I wish I could find a cute girlfriend!
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Well, it would be too easy
if I could find one just by doing this!
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Her hair should be long.
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Slender with big boobs.
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And wearing a skirt with a slit,
looking sharp...
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Is... Is this a dream?
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Or did that five-yen coin
actually work that fast?
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Teacher?
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{\an8}What...?!
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You're Mr. Onizuka, aren't you?
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You were on TV.
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I became a huge fan of yours
after watching that talk show!
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Viva talk shows!
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You!
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Um... That's my motorcycle.
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Then let's go!
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Go...? Where?
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It's obvious, isn't it?
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That means...
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HOTEL
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I haven't asked your name yet.
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What? What did you say?
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Name!
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Urumi Kanzaki!
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Urumi.
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That's an unusual name.
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So, Urumi, how old are you?
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Nineteen!
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Bingo! She's barely safe!
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Ah! Turn right there and stop!
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Oh, all right.
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Good! No one's here!
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This place is...
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COIN LAUNDRY
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She wants
to do it in a place like this?
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Too bold, baby!
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Teacher...
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W-Wait...
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I'll never forget you, Urumi Kanzaki!
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My first...
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Now, let me use this until my clothes dry.
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I might catch a cold
if I stay in wet clothes!
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So, the place you wanted to go was...
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Of course, where I can dry my clothes!
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Where did you think it was?
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Well... That's...
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I knew it was too good to be true.
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I wonder what this is.
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Good! This will work!
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Here! Put this on.
It's too cold to stay naked, isn't it?
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No. Not really...
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S-Stop.
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Stop it. I have no inclination...
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It's fine, it's fine.
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It looks good on you!
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D-Does it, really?
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Here's the next one.
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What?
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Whoa! Look what's in here!
This and that...
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Um...
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- Here. Hold this in your hand.
- What?!
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Oh, take your pants off and put this on.
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- Put this on, too.
- This is...
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- Here! This and this and...
- Hey, hey...
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Hey, this is...
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Let me see. That looks pretty good.
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You look great and kind of kinky...
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Could this girl...
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With such a cute, innocent face,
have abnormal taste?
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What will you do, Eikichi Onizuka, age 22?
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Is it all right to step
into the forbidden territory?
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Of course, there may never be
another chance like this!
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I should muster up all my courage and...
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This is great!
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- Wait!
- What?
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Help me kill time.
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I have 60 or 70 long, chilling years
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remaining in my boring life.
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Someone!
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- Hey... Hey!
- Help!
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What's wrong?
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That man... To me... To me...
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What? That guy?
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- Hey, you! You're under arrest!
- What?
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W-What's this?! Th-This is...
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Hey! Hold it!
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I'm sorry!
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Stop! You pervert!
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{\an8}Morning talk show!
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Hey, isn't Onizuka
extremely irritated today?
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Why wouldn't he be?
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But it's not like him to get arrested.
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Especially on suspicion of molestation.
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But I heard that the victim disappeared.
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Otherwise, he wouldn't have been released.
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He insists he was set up,
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but I heard he was in his underwear
with all kinds of kinky props.
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Does it mean he is guilty, then?
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I wouldn't be surprised if he was.
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Stop making that sound!
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We'll believe you!
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Don't take it out on us!
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Stop it!
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A healthy spirit resides
in a healthy body!
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Come on. Put more spirit into it!
Three more rounds!
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Raise your thighs higher!
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Good morning!
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Huh? Good morning?
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What time do you think...
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I swear the girl approached me
saying she was a fan.
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Who would believe such a ridiculous story?
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I'm telling you the truth!
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But that girl
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called me a pervert
right out of the blue and ran away.
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She set me up!
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I see. What a horrible girl
to deceive you, Teacher.
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That's right. You understand...
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Yoo-poo!
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- The wench from yesterday!
- It's Kanzaki...
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Urumi Kanzaki!
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What did you come here for?
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For what?
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- Because I belong to this class.
- Kanzaki... Why?
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Don't lie to me. You told me
you were 19 last night!
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- It's true.
- Yeah.
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URUMI KANZAKI
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See?
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I've been absent for quite some time.
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But I'll start coming to school often.
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So, nice to meet you.
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Don't be cheeky!
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You called me a pervert,
and I had to go through hell!
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What? Is that true?
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All I said was...
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Help!
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Someone!
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That man!
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Just those three words.
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I never called you a pervert.
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What?!
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A king cobra! How cute!
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Are you trying to change the subject?
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Do you think I'll...
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He's clamped on!
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On my... My...!
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Someone! Someone!
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What's wrong? Mr. Onizuka!
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A king cobra... It's on my...
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A king cobra! It's got deadly venom!
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Someone! Get it off of me! Fuyutsuki!
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No!
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What's all the fuss about?
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H-Help, Mrs. Chairwoman! This!
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This!
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00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,274
Ms. Fuyutsuki,
give me that pair of scissors!
266
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,233
Yes, ma'am.
267
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:22,069
What are you going to do?
268
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:25,197
We must cut it off
before the venom spreads to his body.
269
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,156
What?!
270
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,284
Wait! H-Hold on!
271
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:29,827
We can't waste even a second!
272
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:32,037
Everyone, hold Mr. Onizuka tight.
273
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Yes, ma'am.
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00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:37,668
Wait... Please! I've never even used it!
275
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,712
And you're gonna cut it off?
That's too cruel!
276
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:41,630
Is it more important than your life?
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00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,174
I don't want to lose either of them!
278
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:47,011
Hey, let go! I'm telling you to let go!
279
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:49,680
Mr. Onizuka. Move your hands over!
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I don't want to! I said I don't want to...
281
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,478
This is...
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It's a Japanese rat snake.
It's not venomous.
283
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,571
So, it was disguised as a king cobra.
284
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:08,157
Gosh, what a relief.
285
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,284
I-I'm saved...
286
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,538
But who would think
of such an elaborate trick...
287
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,708
It must be that girl! Urumi Kanzaki!
288
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,543
- What?
- Kanzaki?
289
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,297
Bad news!
290
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,966
Urumi Kanzaki has come to school!
291
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,511
Who's teaching in Class 3-4 next?
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00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,930
Uh...
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00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,390
That would be me...
294
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,019
What is it?
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00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,107
Kanzaki...
296
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,567
What, Kikuchi?
297
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,027
It's been a long time.
298
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,446
What have you come here for?
299
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:51,533
What do you mean?
A student should come to school.
300
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,244
I'm sure Aizawa or someone
asked you to come.
301
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,958
Miyabi only told me
that there was an interesting teacher.
302
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,419
He seems really interesting.
303
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,923
I'll be able to kill some time with him.
304
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:07,633
Kanzaki!
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00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:08,884
All rise!
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00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,013
Bow!
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00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:15,766
Be seated!
308
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:18,811
So, you must be...
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00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,063
Urumi Kanzaki!
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00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:24,066
I'm sorry I've been absent until today.
311
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,818
Oh, it's all right.
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00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:29,029
If you have any questions,
please don't hesitate to ask.
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00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,531
Okay!
314
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,909
Since the teachers warned me about her,
315
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,452
I expected someone outrageous,
316
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:38,288
but she looks like
an ordinary, gentle kid.
317
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:43,252
Confucius says,
"Study at the right time and acquire it.
318
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,212
What a pleasure it is.
319
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,381
Friends come to visit from afar.
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00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:49,174
What a pleasure it is.
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00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,593
Unless you know them well,
have no hate toward them.
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00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,679
This is the virtue of a wise man."
323
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,098
In short, what Confucius
wanted to teach was
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00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,891
that to study and acquire knowledge
325
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,686
by reviewing at the right time
is such a pleasure.
326
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:04,273
Also, what a pleasure it is
327
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,735
to welcome a friend from afar
with the same aspirations.
328
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:11,864
Now, let's have someone
read the next sentence.
329
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,032
Me!
330
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,034
Miss Kanzaki.
331
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:18,704
Yes. But before that,
I'd like to ask a question.
332
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,706
Sure. What is it?
333
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,042
If you say Confucius' words
334
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,835
in his language, it goes like...
335
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,763
Isn't it?
336
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:40,768
But Confucius could be considered
the very first scholar in China.
337
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,187
Taking the time he lived in
into consideration,
338
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,773
I think it's more natural to interpret
339
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,776
the Chinese character for "study,"
as acquiring manners
340
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,319
suitable for noblemen.
341
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,780
In other words,
342
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,865
"the right time"
could refer to social events.
343
00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:56,575
And friends visiting
refers to entertaining
344
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,077
and also welcoming
important guests from other villages.
345
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,620
Also, the part where he speaks about
not knowing and hate
346
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:00,412
could be hidden emotions
347
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,455
felt by those hosts
at those events and rituals.
348
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,332
It could be that, to work through that
is what a true wise man would do.
349
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,877
What do you think of this interpretation?
350
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,754
RESIGNATION
351
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:12,674
Fuyutsuki!
352
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,551
What are you doing
with a letter of resignation?
353
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:15,928
Leave me alone!
354
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:18,013
I'd rather die than not be able to answer
355
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,515
a question from a student!
356
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,933
Calm down. Cool down!
357
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:23,936
It's fine. I'm just a...
358
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:28,690
Fuyutsuki.
359
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,484
These are Kanzaki's tactics.
360
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,569
She is...
361
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:36,156
To say the least,
a trickster, but, anyway...
362
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:40,035
She makes it impossible
for a teacher to continue teaching.
363
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,162
There are times
364
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,748
when she asks questions
that a teacher just can't answer.
365
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:48,127
Other times she starts
some sort of trouble.
366
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,548
So, the snake that bit
into my thing was her...
367
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,758
But there is no proof.
368
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:55,843
That's...
369
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,845
Anyway, she plays all kinds
of tricks to harass teachers
370
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,806
without leaving any evidence.
371
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:04,017
That's Urumi Kanzaki's class terrorism.
372
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,103
There are teachers who left
373
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,313
because they had lost confidence...
374
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,566
Class terrorism? That's ridiculous!
375
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,401
DEMON TEACHER
376
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,280
I don't care whether
it's terrorism or tourism.
377
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,991
There's no reason why we can't do anything
378
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,492
if we already know that much.
379
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,077
I'll make her understand!
380
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:25,455
But Mr. Onizuka, the thing is...
381
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,249
Just leave it to me!
382
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:30,419
No! She is special! Mr. Onizuka...
383
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:32,212
Kanzaki!
384
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,385
Don't you think your tricks
are a little over the line?
385
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:42,472
Even gentle teachers have their limits!
386
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,933
What are you talking about?
387
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,435
Urumi doesn't understand!
388
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,146
Don't tell me you don't understand.
389
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,356
You tried to let a cobra eat my crotch.
390
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,900
And made Fuyutsuki cry!
391
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,193
Come with me!
392
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:01,158
I will hang you upside down
393
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,619
and lower you into the pool and...
394
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,621
Mr. Onizuka! Please stop.
395
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:06,830
Fuyutsuki.
396
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,416
Don't worry about me.
397
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,293
It's my fault I haven't studied enough...
398
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,963
If you are this lenient,
students like her won't understand!
399
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,006
Listen!
400
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,216
Wait!
401
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,800
You'll be punished until you cry...
402
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,469
{\an8}Hey, Onizuka!
403
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:21,929
What is it this time?
404
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:24,389
What in the world are you doing?
405
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,350
Please keep quiet.
406
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:29,102
I am lecturing her as a teacher.
407
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,437
This is outrageous!
408
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,898
She is special! Don't you know?
409
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,943
Take your dirty hands off of her!
410
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,362
Listen! We watch over her
411
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,739
as a special student
from the Ministry of Education.
412
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:41,949
What the hell is that?
413
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:46,411
This girl, Urumi Kanzaki,
is a super-genius with an IQ over 200.
414
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,372
There are only
a few like her in the world.
415
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:49,498
Do you understand?
416
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:52,251
An IQ of 200?
417
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:53,961
So what?
418
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:57,172
She has an official guarantee
to go to any university freely.
419
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:01,134
She is the star
of our school, so to speak.
420
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,805
So, if anything should happen to her...
421
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:07,599
Firing you won't be enough.
422
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,018
Please treat her with utmost caution!
423
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:15,565
Nice to meet you!
Mr. Onizuka, my homeroom teacher!
424
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:21,822
Nice to meet you!
425
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:24,741
I'm telling you to stop that!
Hold him down!
426
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,911
Class 3-4, homeroom teacher.
Eikichi Onizuka, age 22.
427
00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:29,955
Nice to meet you!
428
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:21,441
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429
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:30,367
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students when it comes down to it.
430
00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:31,868
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