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Dude, I can't wait to go to Bowling
Alley, man.
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Yes, I'm sending out a bunch of texts
right now. Hey, invite Lily. Invite
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Crystal.
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Daniel, don't invite Robert. He's an
asshole.
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Who else are you going to invite?
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Dude, I just want to hang out with
Crystal.
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She's got some nice cities.
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Crystal has some nice cities. That's
true.
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Dude, I can't wait. I think anybody
would agree with that. I've got a new
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new bowling ball. I just kind of want to
show it off. It's shiny. Dude, it
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smells like apple pie.
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How can you afford that?
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Dude, I've been doing a lot of chores.
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You know, I've been working so hard.
Yeah,
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you don't do chores for her?
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No. Why?
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I mean... I mean, you have a house. I
know. I have a... I
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have a bunch of other stuff. I mean...
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Texting I got. I heard you. You guys
have a subcom, right?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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How's that going so far?
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Good. She does everything.
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Really? I mean, for the most part.
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But I feel like she like, I feel like
she just dismisses, like dismisses me
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Okay. Well, do you think you can give us
a ride to the bowling house?
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That could actually work. Yeah.
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Yeah. How else would we get there? I
mean, it could take us like 30 minutes.
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Yeah. I think, I think we could talk her
into it. Yeah.
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Yeah, she's nice in that aspect. She
always cooks me stuff and does my
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She's actually pretty great.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, perfect.
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Justin's not going to make it, but
Ashley and Crystal both confirmed.
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I can't wait.
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I think we're going to have a lot of
fun. Yeah.
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So how are you doing rolling?
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A couple years.
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Yeah. I'm not good at it, though. Oh.
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Dude, I'm going to bowl like a 60.
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Dude, I mean, dude, it's so exciting to
see that bowling ball hit that pocket
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and hit that strike. It's amazing.
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Dude, you girls would be fucking
impressed.
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Yeah, with you?
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Yeah. I mean, dude.
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You're good.
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I know, but dude, when the girls see it,
dude, they're going to be all over me,
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dude. Dude, I guess that's putting in a
good word for you.
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I guess because I'm there, like, ah.
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You can't be out there to battle
yourself. No, you can't. No, this is
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man. Dude, when they see you hold that
bowling ball, they're gonna see, you
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what, how your ball is. You're right.
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Yeah, dude. Dude, this is how you're my
best friend. Dude, I can't wait. But
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dude, like, let's, you know, I mean, do
you want to call over your... I'm sorry,
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my mom?
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Um... Now?
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Yeah, something you're right.
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Okay, I'm gonna... Okay, I'm gonna tell
you this one.
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For now, I wanted to refer to her as
Oliver's mom.
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And, like, stepmom. Like, she wanted to
be, like, you know, part of the family.
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Oh, okay, okay.
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Yeah. All right, I knew you'd
understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Mom!
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Hey. Oh, you have company.
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That's your mom?
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She's talking hot.
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Well, you're so sweet. Thank you.
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Oh, yeah, um, can you take us to the
bowling alley? We've got some, uh,
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meeting up.
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Oh, what kind of friends?
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Um, some friends that we know from
school.
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Girls. Girls.
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I knew it. You guys would want to see
some girls. Yeah, there's a couple girls
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that I like and hopefully we can impress
them with our bowling skills.
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Tell me more about these girls.
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Um, well, Crystal wears glasses.
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Um, she's got nice eyes.
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Uh -huh. I saw where that was going. No,
I'm just trying to, you know, say, I
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mean, there's Lily there.
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I mean, yeah, she's in our bath lot.
Lily sounds like she smells good. Yeah,
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does smell good. Like Lily?
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Mm -hmm.
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But you know what's funny? What smells?
Like, I got a new bowling ball that
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smells like apple pie.
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What? Yes. Apple pie? Yes. I gotta smell
that bowling ball. I know. I would love
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to do that. But you can smell my ball at
any time. Okay.
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I would love to find a ball. Yeah.
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But yeah, but can you, is there a way
you can take us to the bowling alley?
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Um, well, I mean, I guess I could. If I
take you to the bowling alley, would I
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have to take you back home after that?
Um, it might be late, but I mean, I can
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get a ride. I mean, I don't have to, you
don't have to pick us up.
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Okay, well, if you guys want to go to
the bowling alley tomorrow... It's not
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tomorrow, it's tonight.
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Oh, it's tonight.
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Okay, well, I'm going to need you guys
to do some chores around the house for
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if you want to go tonight.
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Oliver said he doesn't really have to do
any chores. Well, today he's going to
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do chores. I never said that.
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What are some... What were you saying,
Oliver? You told him you don't have to
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anything around here?
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Well, what are some of the things that
we have to do?
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Well, I need some help. You guys can,
you know, tidy up this bed sheet in the
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room. Just make this room squeaky clean.
And then I'm going to want you to go
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downstairs in the kitchen, do some
dishes, wash the countertops, and I need
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of the laundry folded, too.
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God, I've done so many chores in my
house. Why?
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I don't understand what I have to do
over here.
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I mean, I thought, don't you have a nice
house? Don't you have a housekeeper or
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something?
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Um, excuse me. I don't need a
housekeeper. I have a son right here.
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Um, I don't know. Are you cool with
this, Oliver?
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I mean, um... I thought you were cool
with me. What's going on here?
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I don't want to do chores, bro.
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Well, then you're not going to the
bowling alley if you don't do your
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Good. Do your chores. You want to be
good boys for me, right?
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I guess.
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I mean, I really want to hang out with
them.
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Um... Then you're going to do some
chores for me.
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Ashley's gonna be there.
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Yeah, Ashley's gonna be there.
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Um, okay.
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Um, so clean this room.
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Mm -hmm. And then, what, do the dishes?
You're going downstairs, you're gonna do
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the dishes? Do the dishes.
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Yeah. Um, for laundry, do I separate the
whites and the dark clothes?
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Yes! You don't want to turn my white
shirt to pink?
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Do I have to, do we have to put your
underwear in wrong?
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I mean... If you're lucky.
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Oh. Fine!
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Okay.
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Besides that, so there's nothing else to
do?
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No, that's it.
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That's it. Finish all of that stuff for
me.
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Okay. And I will drive you boys to the
bowling alley to see those girls you
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like. Yes.
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Uh -huh. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay.
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I'm not asking for much. All right.
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I mean, the week... What time is it
right now?
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Time. Time. Okay.
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Okay.
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I mean, Oliver, are you cool with this?
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I just want to see Ashley.
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Okay. I mean... Seriously, like... Okay.
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I'm going to teach you guys how to dress
and everything.
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I mean, no. We don't need to dress
because we're going to show off our
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skills to these girls.
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They're going to be so fucking
impressed.
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They're going to fall in love with us.
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Just because of your bowling skills?
Yes, I'm fucking that good. Let me tell
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you, when I used to go to the bowling
alley...
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So he's so good at bowling that the
girls are going to want to go out with
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Yes.
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That's the reason why I ball.
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Wow. I didn't know. Times have really
changed.
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Dude, yeah.
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I mean, once you show, you know, a girl
your skills, they're going to fall in
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love with you. Yeah? What about, what do
these girls want to do?
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Like, what do they do with their lives
that make them so great?
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Look good. Smell good. Their hair, yeah.
They just look and smell good?
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Yeah. That's it?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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And that's all you want is someone who
looks as good? And they dig bowlers.
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Like, when they see us handle our balls,
they're going to be super impressed.
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You guys are nerds. You guys are nerds.
My boy is a nerd.
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But, I mean, okay, so, washing dishes,
cleaning up this room.
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Listen, cool boys do chores.
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I don't know. I don't know about that.
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Yes. I mean, I do a lot of chores to get
by my own bowling balls, but, I mean, I
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don't live here. I mean, it's being kind
of weird that I'm doing my friend's
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chores.
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Oh, it's a team effort.
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We're all going to work together.
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If you need help, Mom is going to help
you. Okay. I get it. You can call your
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mom, by the way. Oh, my mom?
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Sweet. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, I mean,
it's, It's nice because, you know, it's
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just me and my dad, and it'd be nice to
have him around.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Okay.
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That's probably why you're so, you know,
weirded out about helping me clean.
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Well, I mean, I clean up my house, and
so I was able to make money to get
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bowling balls and, you know, new shoes.
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Bowling balls and new shoes? He says it.
New bowling shoes?
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Yeah, I got new bowling shoes. They're
nice and shiny.
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What do your bowling shoes look like?
Well, obviously they're not clown shoes
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like they get out in the freaking
bowling alley.
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Is that what I'm picturing right now?
No, they're like nice, you know, they're
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nice black and with the gold trim
around.
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I had a new bowling ball.
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Yeah, dude. Yeah? Yeah, you should
definitely, you know, get a new bowling
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for him. He'd be great at bowling ball.
Instead of him bowling 100 pins, he
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should probably get 200, yeah.
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Can he get 100 pins? Yeah, he should get
more than that. That's a lot more pins
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than I would get. Right.
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He'd probably get 50. I get a lot of
gutter balls.
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Well, I mean, just throw it straight
over and put the bumpers up.
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Oh, bumpers! Yeah, you can have bumpers
up.
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Like a cheat.
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Yeah, definitely.
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So, okay.
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So... All right.
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I mean, Oliver, are you... What are you
guys going to wear? Let's talk about
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that. I mean, what's wrong with our
shirts and our pants?
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I mean, put nicer pants on. Or like a
tank and some shorts. I mean, dude,
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doing a physical activity, so we're
going to be sweaty and stuff like that.
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we want to be comfortable.
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And we're doing... Okay, so what about
these girls that you were going to
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impress? All that stuff.
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I don't know what they wear. I don't...
I don't care about... Like, it's not
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about what they're... If they like you,
they're going to get dressed up and
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they're going to look good.
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And I just think that you should match
that.
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Put a little effort into it. I mean,
okay, so what do you recommend?
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What exactly do you recommend? A nice
button -up shirt with pineapples on it.
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Pineapples? Whoops.
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Why? What are pineapples?
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I just...
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I'm a girl who likes pineapples, and a
guy who likes pineapples. Girls like
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who like pineapples. I mean, they taste
good.
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So then get a pineapple shirt.
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I love pineapples. Yes!
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That's a good boy.
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Okay. I mean, okay.
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Well, I mean.
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I love your hair.
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Okay. All right, so button -up shirt
with pineapple, and then what about for
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pants?
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Matching pineapple pants.
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There's much in my napkin.
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Yeah. Where do you go to get that?
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Cold. She's talking nonsense now.
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I'll never find this.
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Don't listen to him. All he does is play
with my tits and eat my pussy, so.
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I know. I mean, if you do other chores,
we don't have to freaking wait and just
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go.
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Yeah. Well, we can get these chores
started. Okay.
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And we'll get there faster.
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All right.
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Oliver, I mean, are you almost done?
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Yeah. All right, guys. Why don't we go
upstairs and get these chores done,
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right? You want to do that for me?
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Sure, Mom.
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That's a good boy.
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Yeah. All right.
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Oliver, it's good if you smell this.
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Kitchen does not match. It is filthy,
okay?
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Why are you just standing there, Joe? I
thought you were the responsible one.
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You're supposed to show him how to clean
this. I have a pink water egg.
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Well, then use the yellow.
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Get with it. Look at these glappens.
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I don't know where to put the mess.
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What were you doing? He didn't do
anything.
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He doesn't do anything. Look at this.
spots on this why are there spots on
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there you go clean it get inside you
gotta you gotta go in inside it deep
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it just like that yes i think if you're
having a hard water issue you might need
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to get a water stopper for this place i
appreciate your feedback and i will
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call somebody yeah i mean then you won't
have this problem
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Well, thank you. We don't have to be
doing this. No, absolutely not. I mean,
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somebody just tell me these things, Joe,
because Oliver never will. He's not
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responsible like that.
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No, all you think about is fucking,
okay? You don't, you know. Come on,
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Come on. That's all you think about,
man.
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I mean, you need to stop. Look at all of
this. Why is this even here?
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I wasn't good. Were you guys cooking?
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I need you to go in the cabinets. I
want, you know what?
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I am pissed.
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I am pissed off, okay? I need you guys
to go inside all of the drawers, take
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everything out, clean everything that's
inside them.
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Then clean out all the drawers.
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Why? Because you guys want to go to a
bowling alley to hang out with girls.
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And friends.
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If you guys want to be cool, you have to
be cool for mommy first, okay?
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Oh my god.
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What? It is getting really hot in here.
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Oh, gosh.
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Get in there, Jeff. Get in there. Don't
be shy. Don't be shy.
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But quiet.
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Oh, man. That's a ladder. Oh, man. Okay.
That's massive.
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In one of the doors. Open it. I'm going
to fight. You can do it.
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Make sure you wipe it off first.
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What? Please. Oh.
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Oh, great.
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Jeff, did you wipe that off?
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Show all of her hair. It looks clean.
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Well, it's not clean. It was sitting on
the carpet. It's all from here. You
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should probably wipe it down.
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Yeah, but keep wiping it.
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And all the crevices.
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I mean, you have a lot of cobwebs and
crevices here.
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Are you talking about my cobwebs?
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I mean, spider shoes. Okay, then I need
you, Joe, since you saw that, to
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go ahead and keep that. Oh, what?
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I'm trying to help you be a better man.
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I just want both you boys to be
gentlemen.
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I think you should keep Oliver helping
you be a better man. I've been doing
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my whole life. Let me talk to Oliver.
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Oliver, listen.
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I really need you to be a good boy for
mom, okay?
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My mommy's a good boy. Well, you know,
you're just very lazy with the cleaning,
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and I'm trying to tell you, you can't
hang out with these girls.
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Listen, Oliver, I'm just trying to help
you. You can't always fuck mommy, okay?
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Yeah, Oliver.
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Stop doing that, man.
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You're always just touching my tits.
Always. All the time. Just taking off my
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clothes. I never touch your tits. And
sticking your penis inside of my vagina.
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And I just want to help you by helping
other girls.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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Okay. Okay. All right.
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Yeah. Okay. So, Mom, maybe you're a
little bit stressed.
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Why don't you wipe it?
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What? What is it, Joe? What's the
matter? I can't wipe this down.
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Yes, you can.
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How? I mean, I can do it here, but I
can't do it here.
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Let me show you, okay? You just go like
that. Go like that. Look it. It's
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wiping. I'm wiping it. I'm wiping it.
No, you try.
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Try it. Try it. Do it.
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Wipe it.
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Really get into those crevices. Each in
there. You see the little holes in this
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strainer? Get between each and every
one. Do you need some soap all over?
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Oh, look.
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My titties have never been so clean.
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Look at this little thing. Like the
spatula. What is this thing called?
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A ladle. A ladle. Thank you. So you're
going to clean. See the little dots in
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there? Well, Doc, how did little Doc get
there?
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I don't know. It looks like some kind of
oil or something.
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Well, can you figure out how to... Maybe
lick it?
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Yeah. There you go.
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You let him sit on our dishes?
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All right, he's sitting on our dishes.
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He's clean.
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He's right.
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Okay, good boy, Oliver.
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I'm right, I know.
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Alright, so what I need you to do is
just ignore it.
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That's what I'm going to choose to do
right now is just ignore it.
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Ooh, jiggle, jiggle.
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00:17:31,930 --> 00:17:32,930
Oh!
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This thing is crap!
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Oliver! This is all your fault, Oliver.
You did this. You... I didn't do this.
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Yes, you did. I know that you did. I
know that... There's some glue, you may
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have... Glue, where's the piece that
chipped off? We have to find it!
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Um,
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Oliver, do you happen to know where that
chip went from the glass?
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No.
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Okay, you don't know. All right, Joe. I
mean, do you really need this mug? I
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mean, you can always get a new one.
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00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,240
Well, maybe get one of those stickers.
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It says M -Y -L -S.
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I think it's supposed to say Mildred.
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00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:24,960
Oh, no.
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It says bro.
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Who's before bro?
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Who's before bro?
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Oh, do you want this one? My collection.
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00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:37,180
Oh, Oliver, you little pervert with all
those teen geek stickers.
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00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,420
Just patch it up with one of the
stickers.
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00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,320
We don't need that. We're gonna get it,
Mom.
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I'm trying to.
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You did it? Oh, good. Just so I wanted
you to do it.
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00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,920
Isn't that stupid how they spelt milk
with a Y?
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00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,300
Yeah, I don't know. What's that mean?
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00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,780
If it's spelt wrong, it's correct.
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00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:05,640
What does it mean? I don't understand.
It's supposed to be mother, I like the
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fuck. And it's M -Y -L -F. No, I think
it's mother, you like the fuck.
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00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,140
I think that's the word. Thank you.
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00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,220
Mom, you like to fuck? Yeah, I think so.
366
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,240
You're my best friend. I know.
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00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:24,160
You guys are weird. Oliver, hurry the
fuck up. You're always fucking me and I
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don't have all day.
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00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:55,250
Well, I put the glasses in the wrong
spot, so I got to put them in my
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00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:58,090
Sorry. Well, I put them in my toolbox.
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00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:00,950
I don't keep that in there.
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00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:07,270
I mean, well, I saw glasses here, and I
see the wine glasses over here, so
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that's why I got confused.
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00:20:09,090 --> 00:20:10,530
She loves her wine.
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00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:14,730
Oh, I'm white. That's why the glasses
are used.
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00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:04,880
We're going to have to clean your balls
too. You're getting my lipstick on your
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balls.
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00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,920
You should definitely clean your balls.
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00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,720
You know what? During the game, you
didn't clean your balls at all. You have
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do that.
381
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:13,580
Oh, yeah.
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00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,480
Every time you throw a ball, you have to
clean your balls.
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00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:18,800
That's a nice shiny glass.
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It gets really dirty and oil gets on it,
so you have to clean your balls every
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time.
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00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,820
How can you be a better bowler if you
don't clean your balls? Yeah, man.
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00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,960
You didn't play this enough.
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00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:34,620
All right, give me. All right, you can
finish that one. Give me that one. I
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didn't even touch the glass with salt.
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00:21:45,649 --> 00:21:46,649
You're ridiculous.
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After this, I hope we can finally go.
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Is it done?
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00:21:56,610 --> 00:21:57,610
Yeah, it's done.
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00:21:58,410 --> 00:21:59,610
What? You're in a hurry?
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00:22:00,090 --> 00:22:02,770
You're in a hurry now all of a sudden?
I'm not in a hurry.
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00:22:02,970 --> 00:22:04,790
I am. I mean, like...
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What do you think
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I'm
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doing? I'm helping.
400
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:35,160
No, you're not. You don't do any of
that. You know what? This countertop is
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00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:39,520
almost... Super good place. The cleanest
I've ever seen it. In the world. I
402
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,440
mean, like, everything's so
disorganized. What did you do here,
403
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,300
The other night?
404
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:50,120
She had a party the other day and I just
forgot about it and I left it. A party?
405
00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:51,340
I had three friends over.
406
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:52,800
It was barely a party.
407
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,360
Sounded like a party.
408
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:59,520
Well, you know Kimberly brought her dog
over and he likes to bark.
409
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,120
Woof, woof.
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00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,960
He has a high -pitched bark.
411
00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:05,040
Yeah, super annoying.
412
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,480
Annoying? It's so cute!
413
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,720
What are you talking about?
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00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,080
What kind of dog is it?
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00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:12,060
A Shih Tzu, isn't it?
416
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,500
Oh, I love Shih Tzus. A little poopy
blue.
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00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,720
Aw, yeah.
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00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:16,860
Poopy blue.
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00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:19,700
They're a little underbite. It's
hilarious.
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00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:23,960
Oh, I know. I love those underbites,
overbites, whatever.
421
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:25,880
Oh!
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00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:27,840
Yeah.
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00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:29,219
Oh,
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they're giving it to the places on the
start of the movie.
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00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:33,160
Why don't we get Joe?
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00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,000
Joe, why don't you? Here.
427
00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:37,410
I want you to clean this. You want me to
clean this?
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00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:41,370
Yeah. But not like this. You're not
doing it right. I want you to go in
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like this.
430
00:23:42,150 --> 00:23:43,570
Okay. Little circles.
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Tiny little circles.
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00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:46,590
Like what can cut?
433
00:23:46,710 --> 00:23:50,070
Yeah. So like back on and then back off.
Yes. Oh, okay.
434
00:23:50,330 --> 00:23:52,190
Yes. I've seen that in a movie.
435
00:23:52,790 --> 00:23:55,310
Okay. Do you want the karate kick?
436
00:23:55,870 --> 00:23:58,490
I don't think it was a car show.
437
00:24:02,550 --> 00:24:04,390
You gotta do the little circles.
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00:24:05,170 --> 00:24:07,650
Both arms. You work out both arms that
way.
439
00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:11,710
Yes.
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00:24:13,610 --> 00:24:16,890
Oh, there we go. There! Your spit makes
it really tiny.
441
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,970
I thought we were done with this!
442
00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:23,590
Nope, you guys forgot some.
443
00:24:24,090 --> 00:24:28,880
You know what? What did you make last
night? I think you should have a bit of
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better, you know, attitude about this.
Because in the end, you're going to
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00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,780
finish. And guess what mom's going to
do? She's going to drive you boys to the
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bowling alley.
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00:24:38,420 --> 00:24:39,420
Fine.
448
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,200
There you go.
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00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:44,020
There you go.
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00:24:44,540 --> 00:24:46,020
Those are some good boys. Oh, yeah.
451
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,820
Oh. You did these dirty knobs. Sing them
again.
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00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:54,520
Well, not the spatula. You didn't test
me with the spatula.
453
00:25:02,379 --> 00:25:04,100
What? I didn't do anything.
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00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,520
Fuck.
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00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:13,540
Everything else? I'm just cleaning up.
Okay, I'll just... Finally done. Look at
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this. Yeah.
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00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,660
Joe, thank you so much for your help.
Yeah.
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I thought we did everything, but...
Yeah, it still can go, right?
459
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:24,340
No, boys, there's still a bunch of
laundry that we have to do.
460
00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:26,100
Laundry? We did it like the other day.
461
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,460
Uh -uh. Come with me.
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00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:36,559
In here.
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00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,440
All the laundry is in that basket right
there.
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00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,580
So, Joe, why don't you go grab that.
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00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:49,180
I'm going to tell you how I like you to
hold it.
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Hold it up for me.
467
00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:54,420
Okay,
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00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,060
hold it the other way.
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00:25:57,630 --> 00:26:01,550
So, yeah, the long way. Long way down.
No, no, no. Long way. Long way. Like,
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you're laying down on a beach shelf.
Okay. Now, why don't you fold it three
471
00:26:04,350 --> 00:26:08,490
ways? So, fold in the left side or the
right side, whatever works for you.
472
00:26:08,630 --> 00:26:09,670
Like this?
473
00:26:10,350 --> 00:26:11,350
Not half.
474
00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:16,470
Three. Like, you're folding it three
ways. Yes! Okay, okay. I get this. Yes!
475
00:26:16,610 --> 00:26:17,610
There you go.
476
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:20,730
Okay. Yeah, I'm just like... Wait, how
do you even keep going? No, do this.
477
00:26:21,070 --> 00:26:24,590
Well, I tried, but he just gets
distracted every single time. Like, he's
478
00:26:24,590 --> 00:26:25,670
even listening right now.
479
00:26:25,930 --> 00:26:29,370
Then, then what? Fold like this? I heard
that you're doing your thing. You're
480
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:32,750
telling him and teaching him how to
fold. Like, close like this? Well, it's
481
00:26:32,770 --> 00:26:36,170
it's not even close, Oliver. It's a
towel. Yes, okay, then fold it one more
482
00:26:36,170 --> 00:26:38,610
time, and then it'll fit in the, in the
closet.
483
00:26:38,910 --> 00:26:40,150
Okay. All right.
484
00:26:40,770 --> 00:26:41,770
Yeah, just like that.
485
00:26:43,830 --> 00:26:48,030
Yes! That's how I want you to fold all
of that. You did a really good job. Am I
486
00:26:48,030 --> 00:26:49,030
serious? Yes.
487
00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:50,189
Great, Joe.
488
00:26:50,190 --> 00:26:51,550
Why aren't you doing this?
489
00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:54,710
You stopped fucking your mom, right?
490
00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:57,310
That's why I had you come over to help
me do my chores.
491
00:26:57,670 --> 00:27:00,470
Is that a chore?
492
00:27:00,730 --> 00:27:02,230
I mean, how is that a chore?
493
00:27:02,570 --> 00:27:04,870
No, this is for his health.
494
00:27:05,850 --> 00:27:11,170
How long will you guys end up fucking? I
mean, I never heard anybody fuck their
495
00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:12,170
mom.
496
00:27:13,190 --> 00:27:15,130
Well, you need to hear it.
497
00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:19,740
What? No, how did that happen? How did
this happen? Yeah.
498
00:27:21,060 --> 00:27:28,040
Well, you know, his dad is a sex addict,
and so he's in his jeans, and I didn't
499
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,680
want him to catch the problem.
500
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,780
And I walked in on her in the shower.
She was chewing her pee.
501
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,320
Yeah, I was sitting in the shower.
502
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:41,020
So how would I be affected if I wanted
to fuck someone's mom? You want to fuck
503
00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:44,280
somebody's mom? Yeah. Well, you should
probably start with your own mom.
504
00:27:44,810 --> 00:27:49,970
Well, I mean, my dad did see somebody,
so... I mean, he might be married.
505
00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:54,550
So, I mean, how can that happen? Like,
if my dad gets married?
506
00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:58,170
Well, you're going to manifest it.
You're going to manifest it. And you
507
00:27:58,170 --> 00:28:01,710
start imagining that she is your
stepmom.
508
00:28:01,910 --> 00:28:07,390
You have to start visualizing this. And
be really sweet to her. Be all your dad.
509
00:28:07,490 --> 00:28:10,590
Make sure that he is being so nice to
her. But, I mean, if she has to do the
510
00:28:10,590 --> 00:28:12,490
chores, I'll, like, I'll...
511
00:28:12,830 --> 00:28:16,910
You want to do chores for her? I don't,
I'm doing chores, but like if she told
512
00:28:16,910 --> 00:28:20,370
me to come over here and help me do my
chores. No, you should do it.
513
00:28:20,770 --> 00:28:21,770
Okay,
514
00:28:22,010 --> 00:28:25,390
Joe, this is what, I have a great idea.
This is what you can do. Okay.
515
00:28:25,690 --> 00:28:29,430
Start being lazy in your house to like
Oliver. Oh, yeah. And then you're going
516
00:28:29,430 --> 00:28:32,650
to find another friend who's going to
be, you know, your bitch that comes over
517
00:28:32,650 --> 00:28:33,830
and helps her. Okay.
518
00:28:34,710 --> 00:28:39,690
Okay, so I should, so I should, so
instead of, instead of finding a girl, I
519
00:28:39,690 --> 00:28:40,730
should hook up with other guys.
520
00:28:41,370 --> 00:28:47,670
my friend to um you know to do my chores
yeah okay
521
00:28:47,670 --> 00:28:54,410
then then um then what then you're gonna
be busy doing my chores yeah
522
00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:59,290
yeah so they're gonna be they're gonna
be doing your chores and you're gonna be
523
00:28:59,290 --> 00:29:03,130
hooking up with your with your stepmom
okay all right
524
00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:12,500
Um, and then you're gonna take off her
underwear.
525
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,440
Okay. And... She's gonna have to eat her
pussy. Yeah, you have to eat the pussy.
526
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:20,220
You always have to start by eating the
pussy. If you don't eat the pussy, the
527
00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:21,220
dick's not going in.
528
00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:23,060
Really?
529
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:28,800
I mean, I heard weird stories that,
like, I don't know, it's funky or
530
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,780
Like, how is... What?
531
00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:32,600
How is it?
532
00:29:32,860 --> 00:29:35,320
Really? It does never end, actually.
533
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,440
Is this weird? It's like candy, like a
sweet candy, like a nectar. Really?
534
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,539
Like a little thing.
535
00:29:40,540 --> 00:29:42,480
Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay.
536
00:29:43,780 --> 00:29:45,700
Okay. So it tastes like honey.
537
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,000
Oh, God. Okay. Oh, God.
538
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:49,399
Oh, God.
539
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,300
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh,
God. Oh, God.
540
00:29:52,740 --> 00:29:53,199
Oh, God.
541
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,200
Oh, God.
542
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:56,840
Oh, God.
543
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,900
I think that would be the nice thing to
do. You don't want to just get the fuck
544
00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:12,420
out of there because you're not going to
fuck her. So you want to think... I'll
545
00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:13,740
find you fucking do some work.
546
00:30:14,620 --> 00:30:18,920
Dude, I... Did you see the kitchen? I
pretty much... That was like spotless.
547
00:30:18,980 --> 00:30:22,900
That was fucking all me, man. It's like
teeth and crates. Like kitchen... Did
548
00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:24,320
you see the studs I got off that two
dishes?
549
00:30:25,540 --> 00:30:28,100
I saw Judy rubbing her boot.
550
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:29,780
I mean, her boots are pretty clean.
551
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:31,800
Yeah, they are.
552
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,940
I'll have her clean my dirty hands. I
have a problem. I just clean everything
553
00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:37,160
that's like, you know.
554
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:38,760
No, you are bullshit.
555
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,820
You are doubly bullshit. All right.
556
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,040
This one's done.
557
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:47,000
Did you do it? That was a little floppy.
It is.
558
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:51,100
It's not floppy. I don't know. I'm going
to show you how to do it. I'm going to
559
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:52,620
show you how to do this one. Give me a
second.
560
00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:54,320
All right.
561
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,620
Okay, so this is what I'm trying to get
you guys to do. Okay.
562
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,780
Is I want you to just fold it in. This
is how I do it. Fold it in.
563
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,080
Like that. Right. And then in again.
564
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:14,160
Okay. Uh -huh. And then you just fold it
down. It's kind of hard for like the
565
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:18,880
long ones because like you really have
to go really tall just to... Well then,
566
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,040
stand up.
567
00:31:20,340 --> 00:31:21,340
Be a big boy.
568
00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:22,420
Stand up.
569
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,440
But I already came down.
570
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,220
I mean, we can always stay down.
571
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,080
Okay, then sit and figure it out. You
don't mind me sitting down.
572
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:33,190
All right, besides you can put the help,
can I get my mom to put my dick?
573
00:31:34,390 --> 00:31:38,190
You're going to put your hand on top of
her head. Okay. And you're just going to
574
00:31:38,190 --> 00:31:39,910
lower her down to the ground.
575
00:31:40,430 --> 00:31:43,770
And you're going to take your dick out
in front of her face. And trust me, she
576
00:31:43,770 --> 00:31:44,709
knows what to do.
577
00:31:44,710 --> 00:31:45,710
Are you sure?
578
00:31:45,910 --> 00:31:47,590
I mean, she'll be dumb to do that?
579
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:52,170
I mean, yeah, she might slap your face,
but eventually she's going to know how
580
00:31:52,170 --> 00:31:54,390
to do it. I think she's going to do it.
581
00:31:54,770 --> 00:31:55,830
You might like it.
582
00:31:56,070 --> 00:31:57,039
I mean...
583
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,860
When Oliver did to you, would I be used
like that?
584
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:04,580
Maybe a little. Oliver is a sad case,
and you need to play your mom's sympathy
585
00:32:04,580 --> 00:32:06,680
card. Yeah, you should.
586
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:14,240
I mean, yeah, I mean, okay, so, okay, I
have to keep talking like this, and how
587
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,580
do I get the fucker down?
588
00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:19,800
So, you just, you start to take off her
clothes.
589
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:21,320
Okay. Her clothes are back on.
590
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,620
Okay. And then you just thunder over
nicely.
591
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:28,980
And then, you know, real easy, you just
take your hard dick and just put this
592
00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:32,880
hip on her pussy a little bit. So do I
spit on it? Like, what if she's kind of
593
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:33,960
tired on there? Yes.
594
00:32:34,340 --> 00:32:35,340
Okay.
595
00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:39,380
Don't even say anything. You just do it.
596
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:46,060
So as long as I don't say anything and
just be quiet and just do it.
597
00:32:46,420 --> 00:32:47,980
Okay. Yeah.
598
00:32:48,220 --> 00:32:49,460
Cool. Just like that.
599
00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:52,960
Alright. I think it'll be easy for you.
600
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,220
If you don't have any problems, you
know, you can come back over here. Yeah.
601
00:32:56,940 --> 00:33:01,320
I'll get you more pointers every
Saturday. Yeah, if you need any
602
00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:02,420
that's great.
603
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:06,160
No, you should do tours. I mean, you
should help out because I've been doing
604
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,160
multiple work.
605
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,180
No, you're doing so good. You're almost
there.
606
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,720
Yeah, I'm pretty much done.
607
00:33:12,060 --> 00:33:17,720
I mean, there's... Oh, there's one more.
Uh -oh. You better get that one.
608
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:22,300
Please make sure you do it really,
really good.
609
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:26,060
And if you do, I'll put in a good word
with your mom for you.
610
00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:27,300
Alright, cool.
611
00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:28,480
Awesome. Yeah.
612
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:29,959
Good boy.
613
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:30,960
Oh, fair enough.
614
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,680
Make sure the ends are touching.
615
00:33:33,340 --> 00:33:34,460
No, the ends are not touching.
616
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:36,380
Good!
617
00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:39,620
Yes!
618
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,100
Oh, yeah. I mean... No.
619
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,680
That tile is not... Uh -uh. Where did
that go?
620
00:33:52,270 --> 00:33:53,270
See that sheet right there?
621
00:33:53,370 --> 00:33:54,149
That one?
622
00:33:54,150 --> 00:33:56,210
Refold that. Look how wrinkly it is.
Oliver did it.
623
00:33:56,930 --> 00:33:57,930
Oliver!
624
00:33:58,310 --> 00:34:02,370
You have to review it. He did it all
over again. You have to review it. You
625
00:34:02,370 --> 00:34:06,650
to review whatever Oliver did because
that is like not... He doesn't know what
626
00:34:06,650 --> 00:34:07,650
he's doing.
627
00:34:07,850 --> 00:34:08,850
Obviously.
628
00:34:09,170 --> 00:34:11,929
Yeah. Why do you think I'm not here?
What the heck?
629
00:34:12,429 --> 00:34:13,429
I'm not here.
630
00:34:13,909 --> 00:34:14,909
You're not.
631
00:34:15,290 --> 00:34:18,830
You're not. If you stop talking to your
mom, you might be more useful.
632
00:34:19,730 --> 00:34:20,730
Look at him.
633
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,219
Just let this happen.
634
00:34:22,580 --> 00:34:24,280
I'm trying to fix this. Come on.
635
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,860
I'm done with you.
636
00:34:31,219 --> 00:34:32,840
There's a few of them that you didn't do
right.
637
00:34:35,420 --> 00:34:36,420
Jesus.
638
00:34:36,820 --> 00:34:39,500
I know, so you're going to fix
everything that wasn't done right.
639
00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:41,739
I don't need to be here.
640
00:34:43,420 --> 00:34:46,760
What are you saying you don't need to be
here? I don't need to be here. Well, we
641
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,760
want you here.
642
00:34:48,980 --> 00:34:49,980
I mean...
643
00:34:55,210 --> 00:34:57,930
Okay, nobody wants to hold you here
against your will. I'm just saying, we
644
00:34:57,930 --> 00:34:58,868
you here.
645
00:34:58,870 --> 00:35:01,110
I like the way you're pulling the towel.
646
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:03,450
Yeah, did you miss the ride to the
bowling alley in November?
647
00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:06,450
Yeah, think about it. Think about the
pride.
648
00:35:07,290 --> 00:35:11,950
No, I mean, it seems like a lot of work
with the girl.
649
00:35:12,790 --> 00:35:16,490
I could probably take a bus. No, my girl
figured that out. I mean, I could still
650
00:35:16,490 --> 00:35:19,810
take the bus and get to the bowling
alley. I'm just going to have to time it
651
00:35:19,810 --> 00:35:22,350
right. We'll leave like 30 minutes
early.
652
00:35:22,690 --> 00:35:23,690
Yeah.
653
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:28,560
I just hate taking a walk with that
weird belly guy that's next to me.
654
00:35:31,980 --> 00:35:38,060
But I don't know, I mean, doing all this
just for a ride, I mean...
655
00:35:38,060 --> 00:35:42,820
What? Come on, you love it. Come on,
it'll work out for your hands and your
656
00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:44,220
arms. Yeah.
657
00:35:45,780 --> 00:35:47,500
What, have sex with your mom, or what?
658
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:48,760
Yeah.
659
00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:52,720
Well, not if you just, like, if you're
going to throw up or anything.
660
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,860
Everything. This is really the best
thing you've ever done for yourself. I
661
00:35:57,860 --> 00:36:01,780
my bowling skills are going to get them
bigger and fall on me easily.
662
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:03,740
I mean, why?
663
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,160
I mean, then again, if I got my mom on
me, I don't think I'd have to have this
664
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,980
big girl. You want to push your mom for
you.
665
00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:11,760
I mean, she's pretty hot.
666
00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:13,940
Yeah? Yeah.
667
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:18,840
Imagine her. Imagine her coming in.
668
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,080
She's right there.
669
00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:21,560
And then...
670
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:22,779
You're in touch.
671
00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:23,960
Where are you in touch with her?
672
00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:26,520
Um, her neck.
673
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,000
On her boobs! Oh, her boobs. Oh, okay,
okay.
674
00:36:30,780 --> 00:36:32,920
Come on, all guys like boobs, right?
675
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:38,480
Yes! I honestly think if you maybe just,
like, do your stores really good
676
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:42,740
throughout a whole week, she probably
wouldn't, like, she'd probably want to
677
00:36:42,740 --> 00:36:43,558
that with you.
678
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,560
Wow.
679
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,320
Maybe, but, like, I mean, she pays me,
though.
680
00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:52,760
She paid you? Yeah, that's how I earned
it. That's how I earned the money to get
681
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,220
my own bowling ball. No, Joe. I think
you need to keep that a secret.
682
00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:00,440
Now, Oliver's going to want to pay you.
Yeah, what the heck? No, I'm not paying
683
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,440
you, Oliver.
684
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,660
I'm not doing any chores until I get
paid. No.
685
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:07,140
I'm not going to kick you out of the
house. Oh, my God.
686
00:37:07,340 --> 00:37:10,000
You're going to live here. I'm never
going to live here. You're going to live
687
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:10,819
here for a while.
688
00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:12,120
I mean, I could go to your church.
689
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,300
I mean, I could freaking go.
690
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:16,720
I think.
691
00:37:17,470 --> 00:37:18,470
This is ridiculous.
692
00:37:18,790 --> 00:37:21,270
I mean, do you have any more of this?
693
00:37:21,910 --> 00:37:24,510
I can find one for you, but... No, no,
I'm good.
694
00:37:24,990 --> 00:37:28,990
I'll give you a dollar, so you have
something, so you can pick for us.
695
00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:31,750
Yeah, man.
696
00:37:31,970 --> 00:37:33,590
Alright, I'll just walk. I'll just walk.
697
00:37:33,930 --> 00:37:34,930
I'll see you guys later.
698
00:37:36,850 --> 00:37:37,850
I'll meet you there.
699
00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:39,550
I'll meet you there.
700
00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:40,590
Bye. Bye, Joe.
701
00:38:04,870 --> 00:38:07,590
Yeah, I mean,
702
00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:14,870
I guess everyone should get that chance
to learn for twice.
703
00:38:17,290 --> 00:38:18,269
And it'll be good.
704
00:38:18,270 --> 00:38:23,730
You know, it'll make it even better with
all the girls at the bowling alley or
705
00:38:23,730 --> 00:38:26,090
wherever these you guys are going to
pick up girls.
706
00:38:27,190 --> 00:38:28,990
You don't even know how you fit, really.
707
00:38:30,130 --> 00:38:35,610
Well, you know, if you wear a nice
outfit, you know what I'm talking about.
708
00:38:35,930 --> 00:38:37,410
Yeah, I'm just trying to impress her.
709
00:38:37,910 --> 00:38:39,270
Yeah, yeah.
710
00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:43,670
I think you'll be fine. You'll impress
her, and then you'll come back to me,
711
00:38:43,670 --> 00:38:44,810
we'll fuck again.
712
00:38:45,770 --> 00:38:49,770
I was going to say, I mean, you know, I
didn't come out here first, but I love
713
00:38:49,770 --> 00:38:50,770
being inside it.
714
00:38:53,430 --> 00:38:55,230
I'm so glad that we have this
connection.
715
00:38:56,670 --> 00:39:02,270
Yeah. And I guess you're right with,
like, discipline and being respectful.
716
00:39:02,790 --> 00:39:03,790
Yeah.
717
00:39:04,010 --> 00:39:07,730
Yeah. You're going to learn a lot. I
really want you to meet up with Joe more
718
00:39:07,730 --> 00:39:11,250
often so you can learn from him and just
get things done.
719
00:39:12,730 --> 00:39:13,730
Yeah, I think so.
720
00:39:14,270 --> 00:39:15,390
Have a good head on his shoulders.
721
00:39:16,330 --> 00:39:20,130
Yeah. And he loves cleaning, maybe.
Yeah, he totally loves it.
722
00:39:20,350 --> 00:39:21,470
I think he's a professional cleaner.
723
00:39:21,890 --> 00:39:22,890
Yeah.
724
00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:26,890
Just have him come over here. And, you
know, I think he likes watching us.
725
00:39:27,090 --> 00:39:28,610
So, yeah.
726
00:39:29,010 --> 00:39:32,610
I think he likes watching, but I think
also, like, he does like cleaning.
727
00:39:33,430 --> 00:39:34,430
A little bit.
728
00:39:34,470 --> 00:39:36,410
And I think he learned some lessons from
me today.
729
00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:40,770
Yeah, he learned some lessons.
730
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:47,060
Oh my gosh, wait, when is dad going to
be home? Not in the back. Not in the
731
00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:48,060
back. Okay.
732
00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:49,900
Sure.
733
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,600
Sure, son.
734
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,240
Whatever you want.
735
00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:55,500
Oh yeah, eat all these cookies.
736
00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:05,840
You know, Joe is really missing out
because this would have been good for
737
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:06,840
see.
738
00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:09,220
You know, for his mom.
739
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:10,900
So he knows what to do?
740
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,120
Yeah!
741
00:40:12,590 --> 00:40:13,970
I think he's going to be really nervous.
742
00:40:15,070 --> 00:40:17,410
Well, probably, but he can work through
that.
743
00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:20,150
Yeah.
744
00:40:21,990 --> 00:40:26,150
I don't understand why you make a foldy
towel, like, specifically.
745
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:30,510
Because it looks better when we put them
in the linen closet.
746
00:40:31,290 --> 00:40:33,710
You know, where I put all the linens in
the towel. Yeah.
747
00:40:33,930 --> 00:40:35,250
It just looks better.
748
00:40:37,990 --> 00:40:39,970
I mean, they're just towels.
749
00:40:40,470 --> 00:40:41,470
They're just towels.
750
00:40:42,509 --> 00:40:44,230
So OCD about stuff.
751
00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:48,190
But I want it to look nice if we're
going to have company. Like, I didn't
752
00:40:48,190 --> 00:40:49,610
know Joe was coming over today.
753
00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:51,670
Was I supposed to tell you?
754
00:40:52,390 --> 00:40:54,110
You don't have to tell me.
755
00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:55,990
Okay. You don't have to.
756
00:40:56,990 --> 00:41:01,930
But I'm just saying, when we have
company, I want the house to look nice.
757
00:41:03,930 --> 00:41:06,050
Okay. Yeah. I can do that.
758
00:41:06,350 --> 00:41:07,890
Yeah, I like it to look really good.
759
00:41:08,210 --> 00:41:11,730
Imagine walking into somebody's house
and there's just stuff.
760
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000
all over the place.
761
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,200
I mean, the kitchen was embarrassing.
762
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,600
Yeah, I guess I did put it off for a
little while.
763
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,340
Yeah. I was just being a little heavy.
764
00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:25,280
You are such a bad boy sometimes.
765
00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:27,780
But then you're such a good boy, too.
766
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:30,760
Thanks, Mom.
767
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:31,980
You're being a good boy right now.
768
00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:33,800
I appreciate it.
769
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Well,
770
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,180
it doesn't matter. It has to be hell of
fun.
771
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,820
That one's a little not done. You should
fix that.
772
00:41:44,340 --> 00:41:48,280
I'm not going to be able to sleep
tonight if these are not done the way I
773
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,000
them. I'm going to be so stressed out.
774
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:53,540
And then, you know what happens when mom
gets stressed out?
775
00:41:53,780 --> 00:41:54,780
You yell at me.
776
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,760
I'm going to yell at you, and then I'm
going to come to the kitchen, and I'm
777
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:03,080
going to pour wine, and I'm going to put
all over the floor and make you clean
778
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:06,520
it up. Because I don't want to have to
clean that.
779
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,040
All right. Joe will come back and do it.
780
00:42:12,550 --> 00:42:13,550
Yeah.
781
00:42:14,570 --> 00:42:16,690
Oh, good boy.
782
00:42:17,830 --> 00:42:19,550
Did mommy mess up your hair?
783
00:42:20,430 --> 00:42:21,910
That's okay. You can fix it.
784
00:42:24,350 --> 00:42:25,770
Yeah, that's it.
785
00:42:28,810 --> 00:42:30,410
Big help for mom.
786
00:42:31,690 --> 00:42:32,690
Yeah.
787
00:42:33,010 --> 00:42:35,690
I mean, the big shoes you had to sell,
right? Yeah.
788
00:42:41,870 --> 00:42:47,870
Oh. You know, if you're going to still
meet Joe at the bowling alley later, you
789
00:42:47,870 --> 00:42:50,590
think you're going to have to vacuum the
floor first.
790
00:42:53,350 --> 00:42:54,390
That's not going to happen.
791
00:42:55,290 --> 00:42:59,310
Mom, you got it. That's not going to
happen. We just did dishes. We just did
792
00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:04,350
laundry. Like, now I think you're just
finding stuff to do. Just one more
793
00:43:04,510 --> 00:43:07,050
That's it. It'll be the last thing I'm
going to have you do.
794
00:43:08,370 --> 00:43:10,010
Vacuum the floor. It'll be fun.
795
00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:13,370
Well, part of vacuuming sounds fun to
you.
796
00:43:13,690 --> 00:43:14,850
The sound.
797
00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:16,470
The sound?
798
00:43:17,170 --> 00:43:21,270
Imagine that it's like a waterfall, but
it's just an annoying vacuum cleaner
799
00:43:21,270 --> 00:43:24,150
sound. Imagine my dick's in it or
something.
800
00:43:24,470 --> 00:43:27,930
It's blowing me. Yes! It's sucking your
dick.
801
00:43:29,570 --> 00:43:34,290
Yes, you love that. You love having your
dick sucked, and so you could just
802
00:43:34,290 --> 00:43:35,730
think of that as your vacuum.
803
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,440
Mm -hmm.
804
00:43:40,100 --> 00:43:42,560
I bet you want me to suck it again.
805
00:43:43,220 --> 00:43:45,740
I do. You know me so well, actually.
806
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,200
Oh, my gosh.
807
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,900
We're really getting to know each other.
808
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:52,580
Yeah, Dad's never here.
809
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:56,700
Yeah, because he's a sex addict. He's
probably out there, like, hooking up
810
00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:57,940
some random girl.
811
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,640
Oh, yes, he's earned it.
812
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,320
Oh, yes.
813
00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:14,800
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
814
00:45:00,330 --> 00:45:01,330
Give me a good facial.
815
00:45:01,830 --> 00:45:05,750
I'll take you to the bowling alley. I
don't have to do anything else.
816
00:45:07,150 --> 00:45:08,150
No more chores.
817
00:45:08,290 --> 00:45:11,210
At least for the rest of the night. If
you come really good.
818
00:45:12,190 --> 00:45:13,790
Okay. No more chores today.
819
00:45:15,390 --> 00:45:16,450
Okay, yeah.
820
00:45:16,790 --> 00:45:17,930
You're on mom's perfect.
821
00:45:18,310 --> 00:45:19,310
Okay.
822
00:45:20,570 --> 00:45:21,570
Yeah.
823
00:45:23,470 --> 00:45:25,570
Listen, make yourself feel good.
824
00:45:25,850 --> 00:45:26,890
Go play today.
825
00:45:27,330 --> 00:45:28,990
Go play with a good friend.
826
00:45:39,340 --> 00:45:40,340
Absolutely, yeah.
827
00:47:24,359 --> 00:47:25,359
Yes, sir.
828
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:57,240
Super wet.
829
00:47:57,780 --> 00:48:01,920
Yes, my lips, my pussy lips are hugging
your cock.
830
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:03,799
Oh, yeah.
831
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:07,000
Yeah, let's have you turn around for me.
Yes, let me turn for you.
832
00:49:12,100 --> 00:49:14,320
Oh my gosh, just like that.
833
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,960
Yeah, here, throw it back into me, yeah.
834
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:45,100
I'm going to come all over your face.
That's what I want you to do. I want you
835
00:56:45,100 --> 00:56:51,300
to spray that love all over my face. Oh,
yeah. Keep saying it. That's so hot. I
836
00:56:51,300 --> 00:56:53,720
want you to come all over my face.
837
00:56:54,300 --> 00:56:57,160
I want you to make a big mess.
838
00:56:57,420 --> 00:56:58,420
Oh, yeah.
839
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:00,020
Spray me with it.
840
00:57:00,580 --> 00:57:03,520
Feel that hot, calm. Oh, yeah.
841
00:57:16,009 --> 00:57:17,550
Yes, that's it. That's a good boy.
842
00:57:23,270 --> 00:57:24,270
Yeah,
843
00:57:24,790 --> 00:57:26,470
mom, I'm coming. That's a lot of cum.
844
00:57:27,650 --> 00:57:29,390
That's a big load. I can feel it.
845
00:57:31,130 --> 00:57:32,850
Put it back in. Put it back in. Yeah.
846
00:57:33,350 --> 00:57:37,850
All right. You did good. Now let me grab
my purse and I'll take you to the
847
00:57:37,850 --> 00:57:38,850
bowling alley.
848
00:57:39,290 --> 00:57:40,290
Yes.
849
00:57:41,030 --> 00:57:42,030
Yes. Let's go.
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