All language subtitles for Come.Live.With.Me.1941.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.GG - YTS.BZ]-en

Hi-Ho, Silver!

Diana, come here!

What does
the Lone Ranger want?

Turn off the sun, darling.
I've had enough vitamin D.

I wonder.

Men are really mysterious
creatures, Yvonne.

Yes, Mrs. Kendrick,
all of them.

My husband is a perfectly
normal man in other respects,

But he has the delusion
that he gets younger

Every time
he beats himself up.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, good heavens.
Bart? Bart!

Hurry. It's late!

I'm nearly finished.
Just taking the last jump!

Ah.

Ready, darling?

Just a minute.

Anything in this novel?

Oh, you couldn't
publish it, dear-

It's much too grim
and earnest.

You're too tough
a critic.

Oh, lucky for you.

You know perfectly well if it
weren't for me, you'd lose your shirt.

Oh, I agree.

Fix your tie.

Hmm? But... oh.

Now why, Diana?

Why do you have
this pink mirror?

You can't get a good
look at yourself in it.

Ah, but you can see
what you want to see.

Any woman looking
into that mirror

Sees a young girl of 16
looking back at her.

It's a nice idea, but
it's hardly realistic.

Oh, but it's such a comfort
not to be realistic.

Just before I go out,
the last thing I do

Is to take a look in my
pink mirror, and there I am-

Young, fresh,
and glowing.

That's the way I think
of myself all evening.

Women are really mysterious
creatures, Yvonne.

Yes, Mr. Kendrick,
all of them.

I think New York's rather
a nice little city.

It has its points,
especially in the spring.

There's always
a sense of excitement.

You feel
anything can happen.

Anything can. Yet,
somehow, it's safe, too.

You like safety,
don't you?

Yes, I do.
Don't you?

Well, I'm not so sure.
It might be dull.

Possibly.

Hello there, you two.

Hello, Arnold.

I'm not late,
am I, Diana?

You're never late, Arnold.
It's your only virtue.

Oh, not at all. I also
never do card tricks.

Oh, ha ha!
Good night, dear.

Good night.

Have a nice evening.

Thank you, darling. The
same to you and many of them.

Isn't she looking
marvelous?

Never better.

Can we give you
a lift somewhere?

No, thanks, old man.
You go along.

You mustn't keep
my wife waiting.

I never do. Good night,
Bart. Nice to see you.

Nice to see you.
Good-bye.

Good night, dear.

Good night, darling.

Taxi!

Your husband's
much too broad-minded.

I should think you'd be the
last one to complain about that.

Husbands ought
to be jealous.

It's the
traditional thing.

Bart and I don't believe
in tradition.

Ours is a modern marriage.

You poor dear.

But I like my marriage.
It's just the way I want it.

You lie,
thank goodness.

I do not.

Bart and I have
a perfect understanding.

Uh-huh.

What do you mean,
uh-huh?

I mean uh-huh.

Whenever I hear a wife boasting
about how modern her marriage is,

I say to myself,
that is uh-huh.

Her husband's straying
off the reservation.

Good evening.
Good evening.

Evening.

Good evening,
Mr. Kendrick.

Good evening.

Good evening,
Mr. Kendrick.

Oh, don't announce me
tonight, will you?

I want this
to be a surprise.

Good evening.

Surprise?

He wants to give her
a real surprise,

He'd stay away one night.

Good evening.

Shh!

I don't want Miss Jones
to know that I'm here.

Oh, Bart.

It's charming.

Ha ha ha!

I thought you two would like each other.

She was born
in Vienna, too,

And I'm madly
in love with her.

When did it happen?

The moment
I saw her.

So quickly?

I knew as soon as
I looked at her.

May I?

That's the way it should happen
- At first sight.

Isn't it, Johnny?

Yes.

And that's the way
it did happen.

We met,
and I smiled at her.

And she smiled back.
She knew, too.

Oh, did she?

You know she did.

Do you think
she knows

I never want her
to leave me?

Yes, Bart, she knows.

I want her to stay with me
forever and ever, Johnny.

That's a long time.

Too long?

We can make it
forever, Johnny,

If you want it
that way.

You know I want it that
way, but I want to be sure.

Of what?

I want to be sure
that our happiness

Doesn't mean that somebody
else will be unhappy.

I promise you,
it isn't like that.

No one will be hurt?

No one.
I've told you.

Oh, Bart, I'm so happy,
I think I cry a little.

Ha ha ha!

Don't you think you better
wait till after dinner?

Shall I?

Oh, I think you'll find
it much more satisfactory.

All right. I'll go
and get my things.

Don't mind me, Frieda.

It's just that I'm so crazy
about those old Viennese waltzes.

I want to see Miss
Janns, Miss Johanna Janns.

You have made a mistake.
I'm sorry.

Oh, no. Miss Janns
made the mistake.

I'm very sorry, but there
is no Miss Janns here.

Ok, Miss Jones, then, if
she likes it better that way.

Tell her
it's official-

Department
of Immigration.

Or maybe you guessed
that already.

But I tell you,
there is no-

All right.
I'll come in

And have a little look around
anyway, if you don't mind.

Johnny, they found you.

They have?

A man from the immigration
department's talking to Frieda now.

Well, I tried to think it wouldn't
happen, but I knew it would.

I can't let you go.
They can't send you back.

They have to. My temporary
passport was up 3 months ago.

If only I could
do something...

Oh, darling, you've done
so much already.

You made me live again.

You almost made me forget
about being afraid.

Oh...

I am afraid now.

Don't, Johnny. Don't.

I won't.

I know, Frieda.
I'll be right out.

I'll come in with you.

Promise you won't
say anything?

I don't want you
to get into trouble.

I promise.

You wanted to see me?

I do if you're
Miss Janns.

Jones.
It's more American.

Well, I'll say
this much for you.

You certainly picked a
tough name to pin down.

I tried hard.

I tried harder.

And you won.
I'm sorry.

I guess you like it here, don't you?

You don't ask somebody in
heaven if they like the place.

Yeah, I see.

Well, anyway,
they want you.

They want to see you down at
the department in the morning.

I'll be there. When do
they say I must leave?

Whenever
the first boat goes.

Will you take
a little tip?

Don't go
on the duck again.

Hide out, I mean. It
won't do you any good.

I understand.

Ok. I guess
that settles it.

Yes, I guess
that settles it.

Wait a minute,
inspector, will you?

Bart, please.

Miss Jones can't go back. Don't
you understand? She can't go back.

Why not?

Because of her father.

What's the matter
with him?

He was-Well, they have a word
for it over there- Liquidated.

Oh, murdered, like we say it over here.

What for?

Because he stood up
for what he believed in.

Yeah? Well, you got to
be for a guy like that.

Anything
happen to her?

No, but it will
if she goes back.

Say, what do you do
for a living?

Oh, I'm a publisher-Books.

Oh, is that so?

Well, I could give you
some stories for your books

About some of the people I meet up with.

Yeah, I can imagine that.

Seems to me like this case
right here ought to interest you.

What do you mean?

Well, I kind of liked the way
she kept her chin up in there

When I laid it
on the line.

Of course,
I had to do it,

But you got to like people
that can take it like she did.

Yes. She has to be
able to take it

To be able to face what she's
going to face if she goes back.

Yeah.

Come on in here
a minute.

Excuse me, Miss, but
maybe I got an out for you.

What?

I said, maybe there's
a way you can stay here.

A way I can stay here?

Sure. This is strictly
off the record, of course,

But if you got married
to an American citizen-

Not that I got anybody
in particular in mind-

Why, then you could get a quota
number, and you could stay here.

You see what I mean?

Yes. Yes, I see.

But at your department in the
morning, what will they say?

Oh, that's so, isn't it?

Well, you've been pretty tough
to find anyway,

So I just didn't find you yet,
that's all.

In fact, I think it'll be about another
week before I'll be able to find you.

By that time, you ought to be
all set, huh?

But I can't get married
in a week.

Well, Miss, if you can't,

Then the boys in this country
must be slipping.

What about it, Mister?

You're very kind,
inspector, but-

Oh, well,
maybe I'm a chump.

Well, the smart boys
never have any fun-

Anyway,
not this kind of fun.

It's good of you
to try to help me.

Why, Miss, it was
more like a pleasure.

Well, I got
this thing started.

You take it up from here, mac. So long.

I feel so helpless,
Johnny.

Don't talk
that way, Bart.

It isn't your fault.
It isn't anybody's fault.

I can't lose you now,
Johnny. I can't.

Don't think
about it, Bart.

Think of the time
we have left-

A whole week together.

Just tonight, we said it
would be forever and ever...

And now,
it's only a week.

Johnny, please.

We'll work it out some
way, I promise you.

No, Bart, we can't.

You know it,
and I know it.

What are we going to do?

We are going to take
what's left to us.

Why, we haven't even a
minute to waste in being sad.

Come on, let's hurry.

Where shall we go?

I don't care,
just so that there are

People and music
and we can be gay.

Taxi, sir?

Yep.

I'm sorry, Bart.
I- I can't.

I thought I could, but
I can't. Forgive me.

Tell me what you want to
do, Johnny. I'll understand.

I want to walk by myself,
very fast and very far

So I'll come back
too tired to think.

But, Johnny, it looks
like it might rain.

Bart, I want to.
I have to, please.

All right, Johnny.
I'll call you in the morning.

Thank you.
Good night.

Good night.

Good night,
Mr. Kendrick.

Ahem.

Could you spare a few
coins for some coffee?

Could you spare me the price
of a cup of coffee, Miss?

What?

So help me,
I haven't had

A bite to eat
since yesterday.

Oh.

Thank you, lady.

Hey, what are you-

Ahem.

Could you spare me the
price of a coffee, please?

Huh?

Could you spare me the price
of a cup of coffee, Mister?

So help me, I haven't
had a bite to eat-

Save it. Save it.
You're in the wrong street.

Sorry, Mister. You'll do most
anything when you're hungry.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.
Come here.

Are you really hungry?

I ain't kidding, Mister.
Not a bite since yesterday.

All right. Here, this
dime's the bankroll.

If your stomach's really up against
your ribs, I'll split it with you.

Save your money, Mister.
Times ain't that tough.

No? Well, they might be.

Is this yours?

No, no. Go ahead.

$45 Billion.

45 Billion. How are we
ever going to pay it?

45 Billion is a lot
of dough, Mister.

It ain't
exactly alfalfa.

No, I'll say it ain't.

And do you know what they've done
already with that excess profits tax?

Not personally, no.

Well, what do
you think of it?

Oh, it's an outrage.

It's been keeping me
awake nights.

You got a cigarette,
Mister?

No, I quit smoking.

Oh, yeah? Nerves, huh?

Yeah. Yeah.

How long you been
off them?

2:00 this afternoon.

Oh, it's like that.

Come on. It makes you
feel better.

Uh, I got it.

Well, thanks.

What's your racket, buddy?

I'm a genius.

Who?

A genius.
Unknown, of course.

No kidding?

Do you draw pictures-
Swell dames?

No. I play tunes...
on the typewriter.

Nobody listens.

Oh.

Do you ever go
on the bum?

Once I did it.

Yeah? How'd you do?

Well, I got a cigarette.

You could do it
if you wanted to.

You could be a swell bum.

I'm the type?

It's like everything else.

All you got to do is make up
your mind and stick to it.

Then you're it.

Whatever you pick out,
you can't Miss.

To be a bum, you got
to have willpower.

Oh, I ain't kidding,
Mister.

30 years ago,
I made up my mind,

And I done all right, too.

Look.

What has he got on me?

A limousine.

Mm-Hmm,
and stomach ulcers.

There may be something
in what you say.

Well, good luck.

Wait a minute,
brother.

Could you use a buck?

You save your money, Mister.
Times ain't that tough.

No? Well, they could be.

Looks as though
they will be.

So long.

It's too bad.

He could be a swell bum
if he only had the willpower.

Oh, hello. Back again.

Kind of wet, isn't it?

Kind of chilly, too.

What'll it be, lady?

Coffee. Black, please.

You practically
got it right now.

There you are,
but watch it.

So strong,
it almost threw me.

Well, what do you see that's good?

I can't make up my mind.

Make a wish.
You can't win.

Ok. Hey, what happened?

What happened
to what?

That dime
I put right there.

It was the last one
I had, too.

Ok, pal, I'll laugh. Ha ha ha!

Did you see it?

I laughed once.
Ain't that enough?

Look, did you take it?

You did take it.
I saw you.

So you're in
on it too, huh?

What is it,
a frame-up?

Now, listen-

Now,
you listen.

That was a tip,
my tip,

And I'm gonna
keep it.

You can't do that. He
put it there. I saw him.

All right, you heard what the
lady said. Hand it over here.

You gonna
make me?

Yeah, I'm gonna
make you.

You and
what army?

Well, I'll show you.

Watch out!

Wait a minute.
The guy took my dime.

The whistle,
on the counter.

Please don't.

Go on,
beat it, will you?

Stop, please.
Give me that whistle.

Did you whistle
for a taxi, lady?

Uh, yes. Yes.
Wait a minute, will you?

Sure. Sure.

If I ask him
to let you go,

Will you promise not
to make any trouble?

Ok. All right.

You heard
what he said.

Now, come on.

Where?

Come on.

Uh-uh. You promised.

Where to, lady?

Oh, anywhere.
Just away from here.

How do you do?

My name's Smith.

My name is Jones.

Seems to be an evening of coincidences.

I see. Smith and Jones,
and I'm Snow White.

Well, you want to go
anyplace in particular,

Or are we just making
a tour of Manhattan?

Where do you live?

Down near
Sheridan Square. Why?

Alone?

Yeah.

You mean,
you haven't any, uh...

No, I haven't any...

And that was really
your last dime?

Yeah, that's right.

Well, if that was really
your last dime,

And you really
haven't any, uh...

Then I want to go
to your house.

Well...

By all means, drop in.

I'd be delighted
to see you.

So would I, Mister.
So would I.

Mr. Smith, it's such
a wonderful thing.

What?

That you haven't
any money.

And I thought I'd heard everything.

Sheridan Square,
northwest corner.

And step on it.
I got you.

And s...

How much?

Dollar and a half.

Oh. Here.

Well, if you insist.

Well, this is it.

It's, uh...
it's very nice.

Well, it's just
a little place,

But it's dreary.

You want to browse
among my books,

The pawnshop's
just around the corner.

Ah, that's too bad.

Oh, I rather
like it this way.

It gives me a lot
more room here.

Like to sit down?

Whoop, whoop.

Here, I'll take
your things.

Our motto is,
the guest is always right.

I want you to feel
perfectly at home.

We'll have a little fire.

Nothing like a nice,
open fire, I always say.

Do you?

Yeah, I-Always.

Yeah, pine logs
and curling flames,

A faithful dog,
nice white bearskin rug,

A little woman
to fetch your slippers...

Nothing like it.

I'm sure there isn't.

Would you like to have
something to drink?

Some nice, warm beer?

No, thank you.

Cigarette?

Why, yes,
I would-Oh.

Out. Sorry.

Oh, thank you.

Like to have some music?

I could open the window and get
the radio from across the street.

No, thank you.

Well, I guess that takes
care of the formalities.

What do you mean by
doing a thing like that?

Well, you ought to know.

It was your idea to come
up here in the first place.

Shame on me?

Yes, shame on you for
saying such a thing.

For saying what? Say,
what kind of a gag is this?

You come up h-

Hey, you aren't on one of
those treasure hunts, are you?

Treasure hunts?

Well, then, what did you
come up here for, anyway?

I came here to ask you
to marry me.

Ah.

Mind if I have
some of that beer?

No.

Excuse me.

Now, would you mind saying
that again really slowly?

I came here to ask you
to marry me.

Why?

Because you have
no money.

Oh, well,
this is so sudden.

I was afraid
you wouldn't understand.

Yeah, yeah.
Well, I see your point.

You see, I have
to have a husband,

And you said you weren't
married, so...

Miss Jones, a wife is
just what I don't need.

But you do need money, and
I thought we could trade.

Then I'll have a husband,
and you'll have money.

Do you see?

No.

Well, it is kind of
hard to explain.

What do you have to have a
husband for in the first place?

Unless I can marry an
American citizen right away,

I'll be sent back to...

To what used
to be Austria.

Oh, I see.

Well, I thought
I had troubles.

I suppose it was
a crazy idea,

But I thought
we could make a bargain.

You see, I still have some
money my father left me,

And the only way I can
stay in this country

Is to marry
somebody like you.

Maybe we can figure out
some other way.

After all,
that's really my job.

What do you do?

I'm a writer.

When I think up a story
and get somebody in trouble,

I try and figure out some way
to get them out of it.

So you're a writer.

Yeah, yeah.
Here, I'll prove it to you-

Rejection slips from all
over. I play no favorites.

My stories have been
turned down everywhere.

Well, fun trying, anyway.

Well, aren't you going
to keep on trying?

Uh, no, Miss Jones.

You see, there are little things
like eating and paying the rent,

Getting your shoes patched
keep cropping up.

I'm afraid literature will have
to do without me for a while.

Well, don't you see?

If you really want
to keep on writing,

You could have
the money to do it.

That would be my part
of the bargain.

Your part would be
to marry me.

Oh, no.

No, no. That's out.

What?

Me taking money from you.
No, I'm very sorry.

All right.

Wait a minute, wait a
minute. What's the matter?

Well, there is no use
talking to you.

You are just
not practical.

Oh, I'm not
practical.

Well, give me
one good reason

Why we couldn't make a perfectly
honest business agreement.

I could give you
two good reasons:

I'm a man,
you're a woman.

That has nothing
to do with it.

Go ahead. Give me
one good reason.

Well, you're...

I dare you!

All right. Ok.

Go on,
sit down there.

Go on! Sit down
over there!

You dare me, huh?

All right.
Here, make a list.

A list? What for?

You want to get married,
don't you, or do you?

Yes, even to you!

All right.
Practical, huh?

I'll show you
who's practical.

All right, my rent
is $7.00 a week.

Put it down right there. Why?

I want to find out how
much it costs me to live.

You don't know?
No. Yes, I...

Huh! Practical!

Never mind
about that.

Put it down. $7.00 a week. You got it?

$7.00.

All right.
Laundry, a buck.

Laundry, a buck.
A buck?

A dollar,
a dollar.

Food, $5.00.

But that's not enough.

It's enough for me.
I'm no capitalist.

Let's see, now.

Oh, razor blades
and typewriter paper

And toothpaste and soap and envelopes.

Put that all under
incidentals. $5.00.

$5.00 for all that?

All right,
make it 4.50.

But I mean-
4.50. Put it down!

And that's all.

What about carfare?

I'm not going anywhere.

Oh, cigarettes.
30 cents a day is-

30 cents a week.
I'll roll my own.

All right, add it up.
See what it comes to.

Uh... $17.80.

Call it $18.

Call it $17.80.

All right. I'll bring you
a check for it every week.

You'll give me a check
for it every week.

All right, I'll keep
a record of this.

As soon as I click, I'll pay
you back every nickel of it, ok?

Ok.

Shake?

Shake.

All right.

All right, now I'll take
care of my end of the bargain.

You know what you're going to
do tomorrow morning at 10:00?

No.

Go down to City Hall and get a
license. Want me to pick you up?

No, no. I'll, uh,
I'll meet you there.

Oh, don't want me to
know where you live.

It isn't important,
is it?

Oh, no, no, I guess it's not important.

What's the matter?

Oh, nothing.
I'm just thinking of

The number of stories
I've had rejected.

I've never written one
as funny as this.

Two people that never
saw each other before,

And they're just about
to get married

And promise to love,
honor, and obey.

Uh, but with us,
you understand that...

Oh, yeah,
I understand.

Out the window,
all of it.

No love, no honor,
no obey.

Now, I'll call
you a taxi.

No, no, no.
Good night.

Well, look, I-

No love.

Without Love.

Might make a pretty good
title for a story.

Yeah, what does she
do the rest of the week?

I'll bet she doesn't do
anything the rest of the week.

Hmm. Is that so?

Oh...

What do you know
about what she does?

Well, i-

Well, after all,
I'm married to her.

Sure, sure.

You've been married
for two months.

You don't even know
where your wife lives.

Oh, you're doing
great, you're...

Well, you can't rush
these things.

You got to give the girl
a little time.

Give her a little time.
That's all she needs.

Then maybe she'll start
coming to see him twice a week.

Then maybe they'll start
getting acquainted.

Stop kidding yourself.

Well, why shouldn't they
get acquainted?

After all, she's in a strange
country. She's probably lonely.

Yeah,
she's lonely, see?

I'll bet she's lonely
right now.

Lonely, eh?

Ha ha ha!

You know, I didn't
think it was possible.

What?

That you could be lovelier
tonight than you were last night.

Maybe your
flowers helped.

Ah. They're luckier
than I am.

They don't have to leave
you at the end of a dance.

How's the duck
coming, Max?

In a minute,
it will be finished.

Thank you.

A minute can be
a long time.

I find that out
all day long

While we're away
from each other.

But we're together now.

I still can't believe it that
you're here and you're safe,

And you're not going
to be sent away.

It's true,
every word of it.

How did you do it,
Johnny?

Bart, you asked me
that question 100 times.

Yeah, and you'll give me
the same answer 99 times.

I'll make it 100 now.
It's a secret.

Ah, I'm not so sure
that I like secrets.

Bart, you promised not to
talk about this anymore.

I'm sorry, but it's always
at the back of my mind.

But it won't have to
be there much longer.

I've come to
a decision, Johnny,

A decision that was very
difficult for me to make.

I'm going to ask my wife for a divorce.

Are you sure
you want to do it?

Sure. We can be married in
less than two months, Johnny.

Oh, Bart, not that soon.

Why? What's so astonishing about that?

I thought that divorce takes
an awfully long time-

A year or something
like that.

Oh, no, it's only
6 weeks in Reno.

But it is awfully soon.

Oh, now.
Say, what is this?

Bart, I can't marry you.

Why not?

Because...

Monsieur.

Because why?

Because I'm married
already.

Oh!

Monsieur!

Johnny!

My duck!

Oh, hello.

Quite a surprise.
You're a day early.

I couldn't wait.

Really?

Oh.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I keep this-

Excuse me.
I'll be with you in a minute.

It's very nice of you to
pay me this extra visit.

Well, it isn't really
an extra visit.

It's just instead
of my regular day.

Oh, I see.

I, uh...

I brought you your check.

Well, you can put it
on the mantel.

That's the usual
place, I believe.

Is it?

Yes, and you can make it
$1 a week less from now on.

I'm doing
my own washing.

Oh, but that
isn't nec-

It's all right. Make it $1 a week less.

Very well.

Are you angry at me?

No, no, certainly not.

I don't want you to be angry
at me, especially today.

You don't?

No. You see, I...

Well, I was hoping we could
have a little talk today.

Really? Well, I'd
sort of like that, too.

Here, can I take
your coat?

You have on some new kind
of perfume, haven't you?

No, it's just the kind
I always use.

Seems sort of
different today.

No, it's just the same.

Uh, have you been
working hard, Bill?

Oh.

Oh, wait till I
show you something.

Without love.

They're all in there,
Johnny,

All the things I want to say
to you that I can't say now.

No, Bill, you mustn't
say them now.

But if this is good, I'll
have the right to say them,

And I will say them,
Johnny.

But, Bill, I...

I think
I must go now.

I'll come another day.

Don't go, Johnny.

I must.

But just 5 minutes
out of a week-

Couldn't you
give me that?

Bill, I...

You know,
you must realize

It's hard for me
to say things, too.

But you said
you wanted to talk.

Do you really want me
to say what I came to say?

Yes, I do.

Well, it's this.

I want you to give me
a divorce right away.

A divorce?

Please, Bill.

Well...

This is sort of like
a revolving door-

Marriage on one side,
divorce on the other,

And I'm in the middle.

I'm sorry.

But you said
I should say it.

I did not.

You said I should tell you
what I said was so hard to say.

Well, I thought you were
going to say something else.

What?

Oh, never mind.
Never mind.

Now it is said.

It would make me
very happy if you do it.

You certainly pick up
American customs quickly.

I don't know.
We meet one night,

And you say,
"how do you do?

My name is Jones.
Will you marry me?"

So we get married,
and then you say,

"How do you do?
My name is Smith.

Will you give me
a divorce?"

I don't know.

How do you know a divorce
will make you happy?

I think it will.

Is there
somebody else?

Yes.

Well, I guess there's
nothing more for me to say.

All right, Johnny, I'll give you
a divorce anytime you want it.

Thank you, Bill.

Oh, don't thank me.
We made a bargain.

We lived up to it,
both of us.

Well, now it's
all over, huh?

All right, good-bye.

Good-bye, Bill.

Hi, Jerry.

Hiya, Bill.
The usual?

Yeah.

There you are.

Just get up?

No, I stayed up.

Banging away
all night, eh?

Mm-hmm.

Do any good
for yourself?

It's one word
right after the other.

Ehh...

By the way, I was telling
me old lady about the thing,

And she's nuts
about it.

Aw, don't kid me, now.

Well, take it or leave
it, she's nuts about it.

Only she says,
like I do,

You got to
get them together.

How's about it? Are they
married yet, on the square?

Nope.

Well, what's
keeping them?

The girl.

Well, you're never
going to get no place

If you let her act
like that.

Yeah, I found that out.

I'm talking to you
as an expert.

22 years now, I had the same
old lady, and we got 8 kids.

Hey, you are an expert.

Look, you got to put some pants on
that guy, or the thing's no good.

Well, it better be good.

Bill, if you just get them
together, you can't Miss.

Now, get yourself
some sleep.

Yeah! Get them together,
and we'd all get some sleep!

Hello?

Oh, hello, Diana.

You found what?

Ho ho! I don't
believe it!

But I mean it, Bart.
This man is terribly good.

Of course, the book
is still unfinished,

But the first few chapters
show a definite new talent.

It's called
Without Love.

Don't you like that?

It's about a beautiful,
Viennese refugee

Who marries a young man
that she's never seen before

So that she can stay
in this country.

It's about what?!

Did you say a beautiful
Viennese refugee?

Yes, dear. She's in love with
another man, an older man.

He's in love
with her, too.

Wh-Who did you say
wrote this story?

A man named William Smith.
He really can write, Bart.

Of course, the story itself
is very improbable.

I'm sure
you'll think so, too.

Oh, yes,
very improbable.

It couldn't
possibly happen.

William Smith.

I'll say I want
to see him right away!

Mr. William Smith to see you.

Oh, send him in.

Mr. William Smith.

How do you do,
Mr. Kendrick?

How do you do,
Mr. Smith?

I'm very glad
to meet you, sir.

I've been looking forward
to meeting you, too.

Thank you, sir.

Not at all.

Ahem.

I see. Short,
rather fat, and bald.

I beg your
pardon, sir?

Oh, nothing, nothing!

They told me that-
That is, I-

Won't you sit down,
Mr. Smith?

Thank you, sir.

I was very surprised at
your wire, Mr. Kendrick.

Well, I was
very surprised

When I read your manuscript, Mr. Smith.

Well, are you really
interested in it?

Oh, definitely.

That certainly is
good news to me.

Tell me, Mr. Smith,

Strictly as an author to a
publisher, you understand,

Where did you get
the idea for your book-

For the heroine, I mean?

Well, she just
sort of came to me.

I mean, it just sort of
came to me.

Oh, it just sort of
came to you. I see.

Rather lucky to have
something like that

Just sort of
come to you.

Yes, yes, I am.

It's rather unusual.

First novels are generally
formed on experience.

Oh, no, no, this is
nothing like that, no, sir.

This is a story I just
made up, that's all.

Oh. All the characters are just
out of your imagination then?

Well, yes.
Yes, they are.

The boy and the girl
and the other man.

Yes, sir.

That's remarkable.

By the way, your
characterization of the other man

Is a little confused,
don't you think?

Uh, yes.
Yes, it is.

As a matter of fact, that character
has given me a lot of trouble.

I'm planning to get rid of him
before the end of the story, though.

Oh, you are?

Well, I see no reason
for that, Mr. Smith.

He seems to me to be of distinct
importance to the scheme.

After all, there's
nothing to keep him

From getting
the girl except-

Mrs. Kendrick.

Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
I didn't know you were busy.

Oh,
that's all right.

Oh, excuse me!

My wife, Mr. Smith.

Mr. William Smith.

How do you do,
Mr. William Smith?

How do you do,
Mrs. Kendrick?

We both
have her to thank

For bringing this
to my attention.

Yes, I think it is
absolutely fascinating.

Thank you very much.

Of course, it's a little
outside probability,

But you've done it so well that
you make it seem absolutely real.

Don't you agree, Bart?

Oh, yes. It certainly seems real.

I'm very anxious to know
about the ending, Mr. Smith.

Yes, I'm rather anxious
about that myself.

Well, there are really only
two possible ways to end it.

They get a divorce, and the boy
never sees her again,

Or they stay married, and the
other man never sees her again.

Which ending do you
prefer, Mr. Smith?

Well, I'm a country boy.

Ha ha ha!
The happy ending.

Yes, that's what
I'd like to see.

Oh, I don't agree.

The modern novel has simply
got to have a realistic ending.

The girl
must divorce this-

This kid and marry
the other man.

What makes you think
she'd do that?

Well, I know
what she's like.

I mean, I understand
the character.

She's a beautiful,
charming,

Intelligent
young girl,

Isn't she,
Mr. Smith?

She certainly is.

I mean,
the way I see her.

Exactly.

You don't think
an intelligent girl

Would throw herself away
on a penniless young nobody?

Now, just a minute,
Mr. Kendrick.

Just because a fella
is a nobody now

Doesn't mean that he's
always going to be one,

And I certainly don't think she'd
be happy with this other man.

Well, I do.
I see him perfectly-

An attractive, cultured,
distinguished man of the world,

Not a callow boy.

But definitely
not old! No, no.

As a matter of fact,

He's just approaching the
best years of his life.

And in addition, he has
money, security, and position.

Naturally, the girl's
in love with him.

No, no.
No, not this girl.

And why not?

Well, she just isn't in love
with some old stuffed shirt.

Who's an old
stuffed shirt?

Huh?

Um... of course, yes.

Oh, no. This girl wouldn't
do anything like that.

She wouldn't throw
herself away

To some doddering old ape
just because he was rich.

Well, you don't think
this young hick

She's got herself mixed up
with is any catch, do you?

He's not got any
money of his own,

And he takes money
from a woman!

There's a fine, upstanding
character for you!

Don't you worry about that
character, Mr. Kendrick.

He's going to pay back every
nickel of that money he owes her.

He's going to be all right.
Don't worry about that character.

You think so,
do you?

Let me tell
you something!

Oh, no, please, Bart!

There isn't anything
in the world

That can't be discussed
without shouting like this.

I'm sorry, dear.
Yes, I'm very sorry.

The way this story turns
out is very important to me.

Well, of course it is.

It seems to be rather
important to my husband, too.

Well, after all,
Diana,

A story we're considering publishing

Is very close to me.

Naturally.

You mean you're going to
publish it?

Oh, but of course
he is.

Haven't you given Mr.
Smith his advance check yet?

Well, no, as a matter
of fact, I haven't.

I wanted to get this matter
of the ending cleaned up first.

I think the matter of the end
is entirely Mr. Smith's affair,

If you know
what I mean.

Ah. Now, there you are.
Go right ahead.

No, wait a minute.

Go on. The sooner
he gets the money,

The sooner he can
work out the ending.

That's the wrong line,
dear.

Oh...

Yes. S-M-I-T-H.

100-

No. Make it 500.

$500.

There you are, Mr. Smith.

That for me?

Yes.

That should be an incentive
for you to go right ahead.

Well, it certainly is, and
it's much more than that,

Because now I can really work
things out for that happy ending.

Thank you very much,
Mrs. Kendrick,

And, Mr. Kendrick,
thank you, sir.

Will you excuse me
for running off like this?

I have something very
important I want to do.

Oh, here it is.

Why do you take this
so hard, Bart?

After all,
it's only a story.

Story?

Or is it
your biography?

You know, hmm?

After listening to you
for 3 minutes.

You're rather transparent,
you know, Bart.

They say love
does that to people.

You are in love
with her, aren't you?

Yes, I am.

Is she in love with you?

Yes, I think so.

You mean, you thought so
until you saw her husband.

Now you're not so sure,
are you?

Of course I'm sure.

And you want a divorce,
don't you?

A divorce?

Well, don't you?

Uh, yes,
I suppose I do,

But I haven't wanted
to ask you for one.

Well, now you don't have to,
Bart, because I'll give it to you-

Only not until you're absolutely
sure that she loves you.

You see, it isn't
just you and she.

There's William Smith.
He's her husband,

And he ought to have a sporting
chance for his happiness, too.

At least, I think so.

You know, after all,
I'm in this, too.

I like my life with you.

As a matter of fact,
I like you,

And I'm not going to give you up
unless there's a darn good reason.

But the day that you're sure
that she loves you for keeps,

I promise you that I'll
step aside without a word.

You're swell, Diana.

No, I'm not, darling.
I'm just sensible.

I'm not going to take
this thing seriously

Unless it turns out
that I really have to.

Good-bye, darling.

There you are.

Thank you.
Well, good luck.

Thank you, sir.

There you are, sir.

Thank you, sir.

I'll keep an eye
on the car for you.

That's all right. Plenty
more where that came from.

First door
on your right, sir.

Hello, Bill.
Hello.

Come in.

That's the idea.

Well, you have
quite a place here.

Wow! Not bad.
Not bad at all.

A piano. Well.

Can you play
the piano? I can.

What are you looking
so surprised about?

You expected me
today, didn't you?

Well, yes, I-I did.

I got a letter asking me to
call, sign my divorce papers.

Yes.

Well, what are you
surprised about, then?

Well, it's just that you
seem so different today.

Well, I am different,

And this is what makes me
so different-

10 weeks at 17.80 a week, and it's
all there, Johnny, every penny of it.

And now, we're even.

Bill, what's happened?

Oh, nothing much.

I just happened to sell a little
novel I dashed off in a spare moment.

Oh, but that's
wonderful!

Well, it certainly means
a good bit to me.

Oh, that reminds me. You'd
better start getting packed.

Packed? For what?

Our trip.
We're going away.

You and I
are going away?

Mm-hmm.

Bill, you've lost
your mind.

I'm not going
anywhere with you.

Oh, you're not, huh?

You want a divorce,
don't you?

You know I do.

Ok. No trip,
no divorce.

But, Bill-

Now, you listen to me.

Now, it's perfectly all right for a
couple of strangers to get married,

But they've got to know each
other before they get a divorce.

After all, what do
you know about me?

I'm just a tramp that's been living off you
- At least, I was.

Now you're going for a trip
up to my neck of the woods.

For how long?

Well, it's not very far
- Take us a couple of hours to get there.

Oh. Why must
I pack, then?

Well, the road will be dusty.
You'll want to fix up.

You'll want to dress
for dinner,

And there's a pal of mine up
there that makes the most terrific-

But this isn't part
of our bargain.

Now, listen. That bargain was all
over the minute I paid you back.

I'm making a new one. I told you
the terms. Now come on, get packed.

I won't do it.

All right,
I'll do it for you.

Oh, no, you won't.

Don't!

Is this the...

Stop it, Bill!

Oh, yeah.

You leave my things alone!

You might as well
cooperate.

You're just holding up
your own divorce.

Ah, that's better.

There. That's that.

Now, here. Let's see.

You want this?

This?

No!

No. All right.

Well... uh...

Might as well
pack them anyway.

There you are.

You... you're horrible!

Ah, it's because
you don't know me.

That's why we'll have to
get acquainted.

Oh, no, we won't.

Oh, no, no, now.
No use calling for help.

You know, no trip,
no divorce.

Uh-huh.
That's much better.

You want to pack these?

Give me that.

Mm-hmm.

Well, what do you know
about that?

There... stupid!

Gee, you're beautiful.

Ah.

Well, here,
try this one.

That's fine. All set?
There you are.

Now, Mr. And Mrs. William
Smith are leaving town.

Gee whiz,
this is wonderful,

To be driving through the
country in the spring...

With your wife.

How does it feel
to you?

Hmm. Yes.

Yes, uh-huh.

I knew you'd feel differently
after you hit the open road,

But this is nothing,
Johnny.

You ain't seen
nothing yet.

No?
No.

The crickets
croon you to sleep,

And the birds
wake you up...

At 6:00
in the morning.

Morning? You said we
were coming home tonight.

Uh-uh, no,
I didn't, Johnny.

Where are we going?

Well, you'll see.
You'll see.

And if you still want to come
home tonight, why, you can.

Promise?

Oh, yes.
Yes, I promise.

Why are we stopping here?

I always stop here
on my honeymoons.

Oh.

Come on.

All right, Bill.
I'm coming.

Oh, you're going to
love this place, Johnny.

I think I will.

Now you're talking.

Why, it's
William Smith.

Hiya, Bill.

Hello, Buck.
Glad to see you.

We miss you
around here.

Well, thanks.
Nice to be back.

Bill?

I... I left my bag
in the car. Will you-

Oh, sure. Sure.

Pardon me, please.
Where is the telephone?

Pocahontas.

Oh.

Thank you.

Hello? I want to get
New York, please.

Oh.

What'll it be, Bill?

Two of the best, Buck.

Coming up.

Yes, Mr. Kendrick.
It's very important.

Hello?

Oh, Johnny.

I've been trying to
get you all afternoon

To tell you that
everything's all cleared up.

My wife's been
wonderful about it.

We can get married just as
soon as we can get a divorce.

Listen to me. He has taken me away
- William Smith.

What?

What did you do it for?

You did it for me?!

Oh, Johnny,
that's terrible.

Where are you?

I'll come there
right away.

Where are you?

Yes. Yes.

Yes. I'll come there
right away.

Hurry, Bart, please.

Here's your purse,
Johnny.

Thank you.

Now, come on
and be amazed.

Well, where
are we going?

Oh, just over here. Johnny,
this is buck. Buck, meet Johnny.

Hiya, Johnny.

Here, drink up.

No, thank you.

Oh, come on. It's good
for what ails you. Come on.

No. I don't drink,
really.

Wait a minute. It's apple
cider. Buck makes it himself.

Wouldn't hurt a baby.

Go on, Johnny.
It'll put-

Is it nice?

You see?
Good, isn't it?

Here.
To Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Oh, boy, that's good.
Here you are, Buck.

Nothing doing.

If it's Mr. And Mrs. Smith,
it's on the house.

Is it?

Well, never can tell. Well,
thanks for the drink, buck.

Come on, Johnny,
let's go.

Go where?

Oh, back to the car.

Oh.

Come on.
So long, Buck.

So long. Good luck.

They look so peaceful.

Well,
they're going home.

It's lovely here.

I'm glad you like it,
Johnny, because this is it.

Grandma always puts me
in my place.

Wait here a minute,
will you, Johnny?

Well, here's your prodigal
grandson. I've come back.

Hmm.

And high time, too.

Hair combed?

Yes, yes.

Hands clean?

Well...
look at that. Yes.

Hmm. Not bad.

Good enough
for a kiss, anyway.

Keep a secret, Willie?

Cross my heart.

Missed you.

I hate to say it,
but I did.

Well, that's good
enough for a kiss.

You stop it.

Where are your manners, keeping that
pretty girl sitting out there like that?

Oh, forgot all about it.
Wait. Johnny?

Johnny, come here.

Johnny, I want you
to meet my grandmother.

How do you do?

I brought you up to introduce
people better than that.

Oh, yes.

This is... Miss Jones,

Johnny for short.

That's better. Sit down,
Miss Jones, there,

Where I can see you.

Thank you.

Pretty, aren't you?

Oh...

Never mind me.

When you get old, time's
too precious to waste.

People are pretty, you tell
them so, and you're pretty.

I've been wanting
to say that for weeks.

Can't imagine
why you didn't.

"What fools
these mortals be"

Who, me?

No. That's what
my sampler says.

Oh, how lovely.

Oh, you'll see them
all over the house.

I like to make them.
Keeps me out of mischief.

You know about Satan
and idle hands, don't you?

Oh, yes. I've heard
about them both.

Well, that's why
I keep busy.

Wouldn't you like to
come into the house

And freshen up a bit
before supper?

Why, yes.
I'd love to.

The baggage
in the car?

Yeah.
I'll get it.

Did I tell you
that I liked you?

No, but I wish
you would.

Well, I won't waste any
more time about it. I do.

What a lovely house!

I'm glad
you like it.

I'm pretty used
to it myself.

Would you like
to look in here?

May I?

Houses are like people,
don't you think?

Either they're your kind,
or they're not.

I know,

And I feel at home here right away.

That's the real test.

Oh...

You made
this sampler, too?

I warned you.

You can't avoid them
in this house.

Some people
call them proverbs.

I call them
common sense.

After all, time does
heal all wounds.

Does it?

No arguing about it.

There's no arguing with
any of the old sayings.

I guess that's why
they are old,

Because they tell the truth,
and the truth lasts.

Perhaps you haven't had any
reason to doubt the truth of that.

Your life out here must
have always been so pleasant.

There isn't a woman
in the world

Who hasn't had reason
to... to doubt sometimes.

A baby born dead,

A young husband killed
by a falling tree,

A flood that covers
your fields

And makes you go hungry
for a year.

Those things
happened to you?

Part of living is meeting
tragedy and rising above it.

A woman doesn't amount to
anything unless she can do it.

Takes a long while
to learn that that's true.

Thank you
for telling me.

Well, now you'll want
to go to your room.

If Willie's brought
your things-

They're right here,
Grandma.

Show Johnny
the guest room.

Your room's still
waiting for you.

We'll have
supper soon.

Good. We're hungry.

If you'd let us know
you were coming,

We'd have had
a real meal for you.

Still, pretty sure
you won't starve.

Charlie Gebhardt?

Here, ma'am.

This is Miss Jones.
Charlie Gebhardt.

Pleased to meet you.

How do you do?

Tell Martha
we're ready,

Will you,
Charlie?

Yes, ma'am.

Charlie's the best
hired man in the state.

Anything you want,
just ask Charlie.

He'll do it
for you.

All right, Martha.

Had a talk
with Willie yet?

Oh, we managed
to pass the time of day.

Give us grateful hearts,
Our Father, for all thy mercies,

And make us mindful
of the needs of others.

Through Jesus Christ
Our Lord, amen.

Hello, Martha.

Willie.

Miss Jones, Martha.

She might stay awhile if
she likes your cooking.

We'll try
and fatten her up.

Don't you worry
about fattening her up.

She's all right
the way she is.

Martha eats her own
cooking, as you can see.

You could stand a
little filling out yourself.

Oh, no, no.
I've been on a diet.

Diet.

Well, we can start.

Begin a meal with a
good blessing, Johnny.

Finish it with
a good brandy,

And then you've
got something.

What kind of brandy
is this?

Blackberry
- Specialty of Grandma's.

Blackberries
will do a lot for you

If you just squeeze them
and then leave them alone.

Works the same way
with the womenfolks.

Charlie Gebhardt!

I was just thinking
out loud, ma'am.

I was not asleep.

Willie, Johnny,
where are you?

We're right here,
Grandma.

Why didn't you say so?

There's something
I wanted to tell you.

What was it?

Oh, yes.
Comes back to me now.

My new sampler-Remember?

Oh, yeah.

"What fools
these mortals be"

Reminds me of you,
Willie.

I wouldn't doubt it.

You are a fool,
not that you're the only one.

Plenty of others
do the same thing.

Well, what do
us fools do?

Boys like you, country boys,
grow up on the farm,

And the land gives them
strength and happiness.

Then they throw it all away
to run off to the city.

What makes them
do it, Willie?

Ambition, I guess.

Ambition.

All the rest of their lives,
they have only one ambition:

To make money enough
to buy a farm.

Most of them don't-

Don't ever get back the
happiness they had to start with.

There was a time
when I used to stay up

Till the moon set
on a night like this,

But not anymore.

Sit still. I can still get up and
down without the help of young folks.

The simple thing's
all that counts, Johnny-

Some seed for good ground,

Rain and sun
to bring them up,

Wood for a fire
when the snow comes,

A night like this,

Some good neighbors,
of course-

Just plain people with common
decency, loyalty, honesty.

Nothing else counts.

Well, good night, Johnny.

Good night.

No need to be
a fool, Willie.

Just make up your mind.

Good night.

Good night, Grandma.

Do you like it here,
Johnny?

Yes, Bill.

Well, you know,
this is where I belong...

Coming back here
to stay someday.

You'll be happy here.
I think anybody would.

I'm pretty happy
right now.

You must be.

It's wonderful to know your
book's going to be published.

It's all on account
of you, you know.

Account of me?

Yeah.

That's because I was writing
about something I really felt.

Before, I was just
trying to be smart,

Writing about things
I didn't know,

Things
I didn't understand.

That's the reason for
all those rejection slips.

There won't be any more.
You're a success now.

Well, from now on,

I'm only going to write
about the things I understand-

The kids
that I grew up with

And my grandmother and
Martha and Charlie Gebhardt.

Do you like them?
Do you...

Oh.

They make me feel as if
I'd always known them.

But you...

I feel as if I knew you
for the first time.

Well, there it is,
Johnny.

It was
just what I said.

It's all right for
strangers to get married,

But people really should know
each other before they get...

Before they decide
to break it up.

Do you still want to,
Johnny, when we go back?

I'm not sure I know now.

It's late, Bill.

You want to go in?

Johnny? Johnny?

It's me, Johnny.

Yes, Bill?

I forgot to pack a toothbrush
for you. Here's a new one.

I just thought maybe if you weren't
asleep yet, you'd better have it.

Oh, thank you.

Well, that's the only
reason I came over

From my room and knocked
on your door,

Is so you'd have
the toothbrush and...

Anything else
I could do for you?

No, thank you.

No? Well, I just thought
I'd ask you.

Good night, Bill.

Good night.

Oh, Bill?

Yes, Johnny?

Uh, you forgot to give me
the toothbrush.

Oh. Huh.

Oh, couldn't you get
your window open?

It's sort of stuffy
in here, isn't it?

Yeah, it's sort of
stuffy in here.

You know, lots of times they
stick in these old houses.

Yes, lots of times they
stick in these old houses.

Hmm.

It certainly is
a beautiful view

From over here
at the window.

Yes, I know.

Did you see it?

Yes. I was looking at
it before you came in.

Uh-huh. Well, I just wanted
to make sure you noticed it.

Lots of fireflies
tonight, huh?

It certainly makes it nice
in the country, the fireflies.

We certainly do have a lot
of fireflies around here.

Yes, fireflies
are very nice.

Uh-huh.

I'm glad you like them.

Well...

Well, nothing else
I can do for you?

No.

Do you know very much
about fireflies?

No, I'm afraid I don't.

As a matter of fact, it's
pretty interesting, you know.

All those little lights,
they really mean something.

You know, they use them
to signal each other.

And the way they signal
each other, uh...

Uh... hmm?

I didn't say anything.

Uh, no, you didn't.

Oh, they-

Well, the man firefly, he always
knows pretty much where he stands.

Uh, the... no.

Maybe I can explain it to
you a little better like this.

When the girl firefly wants
to let the man firefly know

That she sort of likes him
a little bit,

She flashes that little light
in exact two-second intervals,

And... well.

Huh.

Oh, that's on the level.
It's been timed.

Don't you think
that's pretty smart?

Oh, yes, I do.
I do.

Good night.

I always thought that
was sort of smart...

For a firefly.

Oh, and one other thing
I wanted to tell you.

If you get scared during the
night, just holler through that.

You see, I'm right on the
other side in the next room.

Let's see.
Is there anything else?

Oh, yes. If you wake up and it's
dark, why, here's a flashlight.

I'll put it right
by the bed there.

That's just in case
you get scared.

Yes, but I don't think
I will get scared.

That's just
in case you do.

Everything else seems to be all right?

Yes, everything else
is all right.

Good night.

Bill?

Bill?

Yes, Johnny?

Can you hear me?

Yes. Yes,
I can hear you.

I just wanted to tell you
you were very nice today.

What did I do?

When you told your grandmother
I was Miss Jones.

Oh.

Well, that was what you
wanted me to do, wasn't it?

Yes, it was.

Uh-huh.

Good night, Bill.

Good night.

Oh, Johnny?

Yes, Bill?

Johnny, I don't suppose you'd
like me to explain to you

Just why I said you were
Miss Jones, would you?

I know why, Bill.

Johnny?

Yes, Bill?

Do you like poetry?

Oh, yes.

I've had a poem running through
my mind for a long time now.

It's one Christopher Marlowe wrote.

It's, uh...
well, listen.

"Come live with me
and be my love,

"And we will all
the pleasures prove,

"That hills and valleys,
dales and field,

"Woods or
craggy mountains yield.

"And I will make thee
beds of roses

"And a thousand
fragrant posies.

"And"... something something
something something,

"And if these pleasures
do thee move,

Come live with me
and be my love"

He said that
300 years ago, Johnny.

Oh, how do you like that?

What is it, Bill?

It's all right, Johnny.
It's a knock at the door.

I don't mean your door. I meant the
door downstairs. Somebody's knocking.

All right, shut up.
I'm coming.

Disturbing people
in the middle of the night.

I'll bet this never happened
to a firefly.

Well, Mr. Kendrick.
What brings you here?

I think you know what
brings me here, you...

I didn't think you were
this excited about it.

I haven't had much chance to do
any writing, but here, come in.

What?

I haven't had much
chance to do any writing,

But you may be
glad to know

That I've taken
the most important step

Toward working out
that happy ending.

Oh, you have, have you?

Yes, sir, and I think
it's going to be fine.

Oh, you do?
Yes, sir.

Where is she?

Who?

Johnny!

Johnny, am I...

Is it...

What does he want, Willie?

I want
my fiancee Johnny!

Now, wait a minute.
What's going on here?

What-
Are you the other...

Oh, you, uh...

Well, how'd you know
she was here?

She phoned me, and I
tracked you down, you thief.

Oh, so that's what you were
doing in Pocahontas, huh?

Johnny,
what do you mean

By standing here
in your nightshirt?

Get back upstairs.
Get.

You disreputable
old drunkard,

This is
no roadhouse.

Kick him out,
Willie.

What do you mean,
Madam?

Don't you
"madam" me.

Don't stand here
like a dummy.

Punch him
in the nose.

All right.
Go back to bed!

What?

I said go back to bed!

Bill,
Mr. Kendrick-

Didn't you
hear what Willie said?

Go on! I'll take
care of this.

All right now,
Mr. Kendrick,

What is it you wanted
with my wife?

May I ask
what you're doing here

With the girl
I'm going to marry?

Not anymore,
you're not.

Listen to me,
you cheap kidnapper.

I can have this marriage
annulled like that.

I devoted the best year
of my life to that girl.

She can have anything
in the world she wants.

All right, now. I want
to ask you one question.

You tell me the truth, or
so help me, I'll kill you.

Take your hands
off me. Help!

Listen. Did Johnny make you
buy my story? Did she? Did she?!

Your story?
No, not exactly.

No, but it was
your money, wasn't it?

It was probably your money
all along I've been living on.

No. My wife liked your story
before she knew anything about you.

I usually buy
what she likes.

Why, Diana knew
this would happen.

She arranged it.

That's why she
gave you that $500.

What a woman!

Ok. You'll get your money
back, every penny of it.

Now, you better get out of
here before somebody gets hurt.

But I love Bill, Grandma.
I love him.

Please let me tell him.

Better tell
that other one first.

Oh, Bill, I-

Yeah, and if she wants
to go back with you,

You can have
her, too.

Oh, Bill, don't!

Johnny, here I am.

Tell him what you have to
tell him. Tell him quick.

Hiya, sucker.

Hiya, sucker.