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Previously on "Claws"...
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She's here.
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Hello, lovely family.
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Try to help...
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Stay in your lane!
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We're not in Georgia anymore.
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[ Gunshot ][ Gasps ]
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Hello, ladies.
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Riva was toxic.
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Hey! Is this --
Is this happening right now?!
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Where did you get that?
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We will have wedding now.
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Hey, wait.
We got to talk about this.
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I can't marry my boy.
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[ Gun cocks ]
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That is what control
looks like.
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That looks like chaos
to me.
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Jennifer's house
belongs to you now.
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I will let you tell her.
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Oh, no, no, no.
I-I can't do that.
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[ Chaka Khan's "I'm Every Woman"
plays ]
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♪♪
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♪ I'm every woman
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♪ It's all in me
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♪ Anything you want done, baby
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♪ I'll do it naturally
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
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Mac and cheese
is $3.99 a box?
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Are they
out of their minds?
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Momma, no. You cannot mix that
shit with tuna for my kids
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every night
and call it a meal.
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Well,
not at these prices.
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Did you get my text?
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Oh, stop freaking.
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I'm here
to give you a hand
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and help you get your marriage
back on track.
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Okay.
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And when I go to
my Million Moms meeting,
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I promise I will not leave
my grandbabies in the car
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if it's over 100 degrees.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Oh, hey, babe.
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Hey.
Whatcha doing?
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Um...
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I need to talk to you
for a second.
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Danita.
Oh, my God!
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How are you,
Ms. Thang?!
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My mom's here.
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[ Sighs ]
It's Desna, Brenda.
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I've only told you that
like 8 million times.
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Oh, right. Desna.
How would I forget that?
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Look at that jumpsuit
and those cute nails.
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I'm coming in and getting mine
done just like that.
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Oh, you want
some fried bologna?
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She --
I'm good.
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She doesn't.
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Alright,
what's going on?
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You don't usually do drive-bys
unless the shit hits the fan,
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and, ooh,
it feels a little early
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for turds
to be blowing around.
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Actually, it's not.
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It's about this house.
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We need to talk.
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♪♪
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♪ Yep
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Don't tell me that Bryce
wants this house
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'cause it's
Dixie Mafia booty.
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Everything is
someone else's booty.
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Hey, Momma, don't you think
Judge Jeanine's on?
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I do.
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Oh, my God.
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There you go.
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Yeah. It's not Bryce.
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It's Zlata.
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Well, she don't own
this house.
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Well, technically,
she does
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'cause she took over
all Uncle Daddy's assets.
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Ohhh, that bitch.
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Well, what would she want
with this house, anyway?
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Essentially,
I am her lieutenant now.
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Oh, no, ma'am, ma'am.
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Ma'am.
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She wants to give you
my house.
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She thinks I should live
like a boss.
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But you already got a gold
necklace that says "Boss" on it.
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Jenn --
Des!
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My kids --
FYI, your godchildren --
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are finally
in a good school district.
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I know.
They give them
art supplies,
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they don't treat ketchup
like a vegetable...
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I know.
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Well, so, just tell her
this ain't gonna work.
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I saw her shoot her sister
in the face.
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I'm not
telling that woman jack.
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Well, then,
I'lltell her.
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You know what she's trying
to do.
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She's trying to pit us
against each other.
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I don't know
what she's trying to do,
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but I know that Dean
and my black ass
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is coming up
in this house.
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And we gon' live like some
boogie-down Brady Bunch?
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I guess.
[ Laughs ]
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It's either that
or get got.
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O...[trills]?
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O...[trills].
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[ Both trill, snap ]
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[ Whispering ] I'm out.
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Tell you something, boys,
I don't know how much longer
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I can deal with being broke.
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Ruval needs to re-assess
this whole situation.
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Two weeks with that broad?
That's an eternity.
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I mean, in 24 hours,
she, what --
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she murdered her sister and made
my baby boy here marry a commie.
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Well, maybe we can put
some pressure on them --
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you know,
speed it up.
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Oh, Haitians
don't feel pressure.
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Them Russkies took everything
we got.
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We got to do something.
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Look, I hear you,
Uncle Daddy,
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but we got to be smart
about this.
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Zlata got armed guards.
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Plus, little Olga told me
she got people
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all the way up
in the Gremlin.
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It's the Kremlin, genius.
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Potato, tomato.
You got to listen up.
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We got to be smart
before she take us down.
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Yeah, she can't take us down
much lower than this.
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We're driving a station wagon
like a bunch of Indigo Girls.
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Well, hey, what if we get some,
uh, some intel on her?
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You know, figure out
what makes her tick.
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Intel?
I ain't looking to spy.
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I want to get some automatics
and blow her freaking head off.
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No, no, Uncle Daddy, look,
w-we do a little recon,
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plant a bug,
hand it over to Chip --
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or shit, Ruval -- then we can
get out of this mess.
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Yeah?
How we finna do that?
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You finna work.
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You ain't up in the big house
for nothing!
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Huh?
Up top, Uncle Daddy.
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I'll get you
in the car.
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Polly:
So, I've been doing my research,
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and you gentlemen need dancer
names that will make women wet.
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Brad and Jeff?
I'm simply not moist.
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They should highlight
your skills, you know?
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Brad, since you can grind
like nobody's business,
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I should like to name you after
my great-uncle's first film.
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Sweetback!
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Wait, Melvin Van Peebles
is your uncle?
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Once removed.
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And, Jeff, on account
of that anaconda,
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I should like to call you
Double XL.
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Hey, holla!
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[ Both laugh ]
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Don't let it
go to your head.
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[ Speaking indistinctly ]
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Wake up!
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[ Sighs ]
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Everything okay?
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Yeah, just not in the mood
for dancer diaries.
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That's all.
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So, um...
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you tell Desna about that bun
baking in your microwave?
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Shh.
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Nah,
I haven't told her yet.
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Why do we have to tell Desna
everything?
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She ain't Mother Teresa.
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I mean, don't you get tired of
her controlling our every move?
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Yeah.
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I mean,
she's the reason
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Arlene and I
ain't together anymore,
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but Dean is her brother.
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It's bound to get out.
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I'd rather slit my wrists
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than tell Desna
her brother got me pregnant.
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Well, Desna warned you
about falling on Dean's dick.
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You got to tell her.
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Trust me on that.
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First, you cheat on the father
of one of your babies,
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and now you're letting Dashica
and Davante take your house?
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Momma! God!
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Keep that shit
to yourself.
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I asked you to come here so that
you could be supportive.
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Well, I amsupporting you,
but this ain't right.
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Who is this commie skank,
anyway?
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Hey!
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You are a Husser.
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You don't take orders
from the KGB.
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Girl: Nanna!
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Oh, my goodness,
sugarplums!
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Oh, my goodness!
Ooh!
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Go on and run upstairs
and wait on Meemaw.
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"Nanna."
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Daddy loves y'all.
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Hey.
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Brenda.
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Bryce-y boo.
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Look, I need you to come home
and save your wife.
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A little extracurricular banging
never hurt a marriage.
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Just ask
my three husbands.
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I said I was so sorry.
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Yeah, well, you should've
thought of that
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before you slept
with the rabbi at the plaza.
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Wait, a rabbi?
You slept with a Jew?
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That's not the point.
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Baby, I just feel like maybe
we could go to counseling or...
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we could even talk
to a priest.
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That's a good idea.
God can help.
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-Momma.
-Yeah.
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Can he help me forget
the rimjob you gave Hank?
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What are you
talking about?
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Zlata showed me a video.
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No, she didn't.
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He cries when he comes.
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[ Sighs ]
I guess she did.
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Yes, she did.
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L-- Baby, listen.
It was a while ago.
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And I don't know how many more
times I can say I'm sorry.
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Yeah, you know what?
You aresorry!
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You're a sorry
piece of shit!
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Every time you wonder why
your life went to hell,
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why don't you look
in the mirror?
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Youdid this,
Jennifer.
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You.
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♪♪
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[ Door slams ]
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♪♪
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So, um,
it's a little slow midweek,
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until the pillbillies
get their government checks.
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I think your guards are
scaring away the foot traffic.
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They cause more pain.
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That's good.
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Really good.
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♪♪
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[ Keypad beeps ]
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[ Beeping ]
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Kenneth.
I'm sorry.
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[ Beeping ]I got it. I got it.
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[ Keypad beeps ]
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♪♪
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We work with the, uh, best
pharmaceutical sales reps.
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I mean, no one beats the deals
we get, right?
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Yes.
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Uh, that's my office.
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I just had it saged
and, uh, I got crystals.
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Got some Buddhas.
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T-That skeleton is --
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it's from, uh --We need privacy.
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[ Whispering ] Go.
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[ New Age music plays ]
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Is, um, everything okay,
Zlata?
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In two weeks,
we open new clinic.
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In five months,
four more.
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We need to keep up
foot traffic -- ASPA.
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[ Chuckling ] Okay, we will hit
our target numbers.
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I can promise you that.
258
00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:33,007
Did you know
that black women
259
00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:37,489
are largest-growing
entrepreneurs in the country?
260
00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,535
No, I didn't.
261
00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:43,626
But they don't get the loans
white men do.
262
00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,628
DO you know why?
263
00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:49,197
Because
men sleep on women.
264
00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,807
They count us out.
265
00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:52,548
But I don't count us out.
266
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,769
I see how you inspire
your girls.
267
00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:58,206
I see how you care
for your brother,
268
00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,687
and you get stuff done.
269
00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:04,560
You are a GOAT, Desna.
270
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,518
You get our numbers up.
271
00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:09,783
♪♪
272
00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:10,653
I'm a GOAT.
273
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,655
[ Door opens, closes ]
274
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,748
♪♪
275
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:19,793
News flash.
276
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,099
Zlata is putting pressure
on us
277
00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:24,232
to get the traffic up
down at the clinic.
278
00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:26,974
Or what? She'll put a cap
in our ass?
279
00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:29,977
I love it when what you say and
how you look don't go together.
280
00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,805
Well, I'm not putting on
that pill costume again.
281
00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,589
That thing gave me vertigo.
282
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,548
Yeah, that Lycra suit I had to
wear broke out my coochie.
283
00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,855
[ Laughs ]
Pol, you are crazy.
284
00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:40,204
It did!
Unh-unh.
285
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,771
What's really crazy
is this Russian renegade
286
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,120
we got running around.
287
00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,774
Not only does she give you
my house,
288
00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:47,734
she showed Bryce a video
of me giving Hank a rimjob.
289
00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:50,214
You lying.
I would not lie.
290
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:54,305
Y'all, she is the definition
of a classic psychopath.
291
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:58,614
She displays an inherent lack
of empathy, extreme narcissism,
292
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,703
and no evidence
of actual human emotion.
293
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,357
We are in trouble, y'all.I'm with Polly.
294
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,881
Not only is she trying to pit us
against each other,
295
00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,448
babe, she's trying
to destroy my marriage.
296
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,624
Desna: What she's trying to do
is strip the Hussers
297
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,408
of all their dignity.
298
00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:12,802
What I'mtrying to do is get us
on the other side of this
299
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:14,717
before she ruins everything
we worked for.
300
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,719
Oh, yeah, God forbid she wreck
this field of dreams.
301
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:17,851
Oh! Pfft![ Laughter ]
302
00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:20,375
Well, we are
in the weeds now,
303
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,594
so ideas -- go.
304
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,814
Uh...
305
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,903
Hire a marketing person
and put up billboards.
306
00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:27,904
Nice.
Yeah.
307
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:28,949
That stuff never works.
308
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,733
Shanghai,
cat got your tongue?
309
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,169
[ Snaps fingers ]
Come on. Ideas.
310
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:33,780
I'm pregnant.
311
00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,825
What did you say?With Dean's baby.
312
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:36,913
[ Gasps ]
313
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,525
Run. Run!
314
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:43,354
♪ 'Round, 'round, get around,
I get around ♪
315
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:46,662
♪ Yeah, get around,
'round, 'round, I get around ♪
316
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:50,057
♪ I'm getting bugged drivin' up
and down this same old strip ♪
317
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:53,364
♪ I gotta find a new place
where the kids are hip ♪
318
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:57,194
♪ I get around ♪ Get around, 'round, 'round,
I get around ♪
319
00:11:57,238 --> 00:12:01,372
I cannot believe your mixed ass
wasn't on the pill!
320
00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:03,766
Listen, I was,
but it made my feet swell
321
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:04,941
and I couldn't
put my heels on!
322
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:07,161
Then why didn't you jimmy up,
Virginia?
323
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:09,946
They ran out of Magnums!
324
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:12,906
So y'all
was riding bareback?
325
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:15,299
You could've gave my brother
anything!
326
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,779
Herpes or AIDS or --
327
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,738
I promise you,
I am clean.
328
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,783
Bitch, you was giving
happy endings
329
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,263
behind the Steak 'n Shake!
330
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:24,004
Your little ass
is a lot of things,
331
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:26,006
but clean
ain't one of them.
332
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:28,486
I cannot believe
you did this to Dean.
333
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:29,879
I'm sorry!
334
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:32,055
I can't believe
you let him do this to you!
335
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:34,971
Listen, we -- we are going to
take care of it, okay?
336
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,973
We found a really nice
abortion clinic in Sarasota.
337
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,019
What?!
It's no big deal.
338
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,934
Yes, it is!
339
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,763
Virginia, do you know
what this is gon' do to Dean?
340
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,765
He is the one
that made the appointment!
341
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:48,289
I don't give a damn,
Virginia!
342
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:53,163
I asked your ass
to do onething,
343
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,992
and that was to stay away
from my brother.
344
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,213
You couldn't even
do that.
345
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:00,605
I love him, Des.
346
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:01,868
Shit.
347
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,088
We just made a mistake!
348
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:11,834
♪♪
349
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,270
Hey.
350
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,272
Um...
351
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:18,058
You know, you don't have to take
everythingto Jenn's house.
352
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,625
Virginia already told me
she told you.
353
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:23,498
Why didn't youtell me, Dean?
Huh?
354
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:24,978
Look at me!
355
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:27,632
H-How could you keep
something like this from me?
356
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:28,982
We tell each other
everything!
357
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,331
Uh, n-no, we don't.
358
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,854
W-W-When are you gonna explain
what's going on
359
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,595
with the Russian people
you work for?
360
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,684
Oh, my God.
D--
361
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:38,208
Dean, it's not the --
362
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,383
Dean.
363
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,646
It is complicated,
okay?
364
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,518
But it is not the same thing
as this.
365
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:45,563
Yes, it is!
S-Secrets are secrets, Desna.
366
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,870
And you promised
you were always gonna be honest.
367
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,959
I am!
368
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:53,876
Okay, Dean, the Russians took
over the salon and the clinic.
369
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,052
That's all. Okay?
370
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:59,926
I want to know that you know
what you're doing on this.
371
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:02,189
We're not ready
to have a kid.
372
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:04,278
Is it because
of genetics, Dean?
373
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:06,062
'Cause you have autism?
You'll pass it on?
374
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:08,151
Because it doesn't mean that.It's not about that!
375
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:10,937
Okay, you know I got
a good job now.
376
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,895
I'm making money, Dean.
I can help you --
377
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,375
We don't want it!
378
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,117
I know, Dean,
379
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,162
but I just want to make sure
you thought this through.
380
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,250
I am not dumb!
381
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:21,208
I didn't say that.
382
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,123
This is our decision,
Desna!
383
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,646
Y-You stay out of it!
384
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:25,908
Dean...
385
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,344
Dean!
386
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:28,780
[ Door slams ]
387
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:29,869
Damn it.
388
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,001
[ Indistinct talking on TV ]
389
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:35,004
♪♪
390
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:37,964
♪ Teeth don't clean
themselves ♪
391
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:40,053
♪ Teeth don't clean
themselves ♪
392
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:41,750
Here at Plaque Don't Crack,
393
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:45,841
we make it our mission
to get the blaaack...
394
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,451
off your stack!
395
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:48,844
[ Twinkle! ]
396
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:57,592
♪♪
397
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,072
Hey, girl.
Hey.
398
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:00,421
You okay?
Yeah.
399
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,989
[ Car door closes ]Just tired, is all.
400
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,425
Was up all night
with Momma,
401
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,993
trying to get the house ready
for Dean and Desna.
402
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,125
I can't stop thinking about
what you said about Zlata.
403
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,214
Yeah, we got to keep an eye
on that psychopath.
404
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,955
-Right.
-Don't you worry.
405
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:15,088
There's a silver lining
to everything.
406
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,220
For example,
the silver lining for me
407
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:20,006
is that Desna's house
is now free,
408
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:22,225
and I might be able to
pop one off in private.
409
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:26,142
And my silver lining is now that
Dean's gonna be living there,
410
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,144
we can bang in your pool
all the time.
411
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,016
Ew!Sounds like fun.
412
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,670
Don't worry. You'll find
your silver lining, girl.
413
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:37,066
Um...can y'all actually start
Mrs. Dobson's silk wrap?
414
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,067
I'ma be there
in like two minutes.
415
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,069
Alright.Sure, girl. Mm-hmm.
416
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:44,900
♪♪
417
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,120
[ Moaning ]
418
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,992
[ Russian hip-hop plays ]
419
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,863
[ Whimpers ]
420
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:53,953
[ Grunts ]
421
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,737
[ Sighs ]
422
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,869
♪♪
423
00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,045
Ugh.
424
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:01,264
♪♪
425
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,223
[ Slurps ]
426
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:08,576
So, uh, you want to play
a video game?
427
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,232
What do you got?
428
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,060
"Assassin's Creed"
or, uh --
429
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,062
What you know
about "Assassin's Creed"?
430
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:19,456
I know I'm about to
whup your ass.
431
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,023
[ Scoffs ]
432
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,068
Huh?
Yeah, okay.
433
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,417
[ Baby cries ]
Shit.
434
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,593
He wants the tits.
435
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:28,378
I will be right back.
436
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:29,553
[ Crying continues ]
437
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,120
Okay.
438
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:39,041
♪♪
439
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:45,830
♪♪
440
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,789
I know
it's a bold idea,
441
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:51,053
but a commercial might be
just what we need.
442
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,708
A commercial
for illegal business?
443
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:54,839
[ Laughs ]
444
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,145
I don't like it, Desna.
445
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:59,279
Look, we advertise
the pain-management part.
446
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:02,151
I mean,
that's a legit pursuit.
447
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:06,068
Look, Russians are not like
your people, Desna.
448
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,679
We disrupt quietly.
449
00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:11,204
Oh!
450
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,423
Whoa!Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
451
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,642
Don't shoot.
452
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,165
Easy, now. Look.
453
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,298
I'm just picking up
a copy of the book.
454
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:20,387
Audiobook
for baby bo'.Shh.
455
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:24,304
You don't come into this office
without invitation.
456
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:25,479
Clear?
457
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,089
Crystal.
458
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,961
Look, we're family now, right?
You know?
459
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,137
Sit down.
460
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:36,577
And you, my friend,
go and shoot your commercial.
461
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,752
Prove me wrong.
462
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,101
Are you sure?
463
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,234
I don't micromanage.
464
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,192
But it better be good.
465
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,803
You know how I feel
about failure.
466
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,458
♪♪
467
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,202
[ Square dance music plays ]
468
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,074
Looking good, guys.
469
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,640
Here you go, ma'am.
470
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:02,603
I mean, don't you ever wish
you could press Rewind on life?
471
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:06,215
Yeah -- so we can do it
all over again.
472
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,695
That's not what I meant.
473
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:10,219
Ever since we hooked up,
my life's gone to shit.
474
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,352
Well, God doesn't want us
to be unhappy.
475
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:13,527
[ Chuckles ]
476
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,398
Was that on a bumper sticker
or something?
477
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:17,139
[ Laughs ]
478
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,098
I'm married.
479
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,273
Okay?
480
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,231
I got to put my life
back together.
481
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,277
My family means everything
to me.
482
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:28,672
Okay?
483
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,327
Well,
at least dance with me.
484
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,850
Have you heard
a word I said?
485
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,591
Oh, we're just friends --
I get it, alright.
486
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,159
But remember that square dancing
competition we were gonna enter?
487
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,552
It's this Friday.
488
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:42,817
Come on. It'll at least
make you smile again.
489
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,601
It won't.
It will.
490
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:48,301
I might not be able to work
on the Sabbath, but, uh,
491
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:52,218
they can't stop me
from dancing.
492
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:53,175
Huh?
493
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:56,613
♪♪
494
00:18:56,657 --> 00:19:03,403
So, Roller, what job
might be interesting for you?
495
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,057
[ Inhales sharply ]
496
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:10,366
♪♪
497
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,542
Well, I've always been good
with numbers.
498
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,283
Numbers?
499
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,852
And Desna.
500
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,288
That's true.
501
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:24,380
She does have that effect
on people.
502
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:25,729
Doesn't she?
503
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,470
[ Lighter clicks ]
504
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:30,386
♪♪
505
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,649
♪ I can fake it better,
I can make it better to a guy ♪
506
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,608
♪ Babylon, I'll lock it down
and tighten up this route ♪
507
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:37,263
♪ Get inter-- Quiet Ann: Here we are.
508
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:40,222
Okay.
509
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,919
Virginia,
where's your protection?
510
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,399
I'm good.
I got my flats on.
511
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,359
Alright.
Let's do this.
512
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:47,708
♪♪
513
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:50,493
[ Indistinct shouting ]
514
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:53,192
♪ My vag
like a operatic ballad ♪
515
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,281
♪ Your vag
like Grandpa's cabbage ♪Gird your loins!
516
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:58,153
♪ And my vag, effortless
517
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,634
♪ Your vag
post ads on Craigslist ♪
518
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:03,289
♪ It's time
that we let the world know ♪
519
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,204
♪ Bitch, your vag
look like Janet Reno ♪
520
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,336
God sees everything!
521
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:10,426
Yeah, can he see this?
522
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,298
♪ It's time
that we let the world know ♪
523
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:16,258
You will burn in hell
as your baby gets its wings!
524
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,129
I was an unwanted baby,
and it sucks!
525
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,653
Go on, get married!
526
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,264
Me and my sister got tossed
around from family to family,
527
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,657
and nobody wanted us!
528
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,573
W-We lived on food stamps and --
and we were abused,
529
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:29,140
and not one of you
was around to help us!
530
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,664
You only care about babies
in the womb.
531
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:32,753
You don't care about them
when they -- when they come out.
532
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:35,973
If you did, you'd be fighting to
end human trafficking in Libya!
533
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,192
And Sarasota!
534
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,237
[ Indistinct shouting ]
535
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,716
♪ Awkwafina's a genius
536
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,458
♪ And her vagina is 50 times
better than a penis ♪
537
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,417
I can't do a commercial
for an illegal clinic.
538
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:45,896
I'm a father now.
539
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:49,335
Okay, I may have made it sound
like a request,
540
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,814
but it's not, Kenneth.
541
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,555
It's an order.
You're doing the commercial.
542
00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:54,862
I'm not --So cut down
on the fried foods,
543
00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:57,343
'cause HD sees
right into your pores.
544
00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:58,474
It's true.
545
00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:01,260
But that's not possible!
I use a serum!
546
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,088
Um, hey, Des?
547
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:05,612
I was wondering, um,
548
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:08,441
could Marnie and I move
into your house
549
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:09,877
now that
♪ you're moving on up?
550
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,401
Of course you can. You know
I don't care about that.
551
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:13,663
Oh, thank you!
Yeah.
552
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,404
I just want to get back
down to the salon
553
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,754
so we can pitch some of these
commercial ideas with the girls.
554
00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:20,104
Yeah, but it's just gonna be
you and me and Jenn.
555
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:21,454
Why?
556
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:24,195
Well, Quiet Ann and Virginia
are at the...thing.
557
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,328
The thing?
That was today?
558
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:28,243
Well, how come nobody
said nothing?
559
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,376
And they let Quiet Ann go
and not me?
560
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:33,335
I don't know, Desna. She's quiet
and you're judgy-judgy.
561
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:34,423
Wow.
562
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,730
I mean,
you're super pretty, though.
563
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:38,035
-Wow.
-You are.
564
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:42,344
And, girl, you got
a body-oddy-oddy to die for!
565
00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:48,568
♪♪
566
00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:50,352
Thanks for
standing with me today.
567
00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:53,050
Oh, yeah. Women -- Women have
the right to choose.
568
00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:54,748
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
Yeah.
569
00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:56,184
You're right.
570
00:21:58,186 --> 00:22:00,710
I-I'm -- I'm gonna --
I'm gonna go across the street
571
00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:03,409
and get pencils
from the art store.
572
00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:05,411
Okay.
Oh. Sorry.
573
00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:12,243
♪♪
574
00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:13,419
Okay.
575
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:14,463
Be careful.
576
00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:15,725
Bye.
577
00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:19,294
♪♪
578
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,165
[ Sighs ]
579
00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:26,040
♪♪
580
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:27,607
[ Sighs ]
581
00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:28,564
Hey.
582
00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:34,483
♪♪
583
00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:37,094
You okay?
584
00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:38,835
Yeah. I'm good.
585
00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:43,318
[ Sighs shakily ]
586
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,754
[ Voice breaking ]
This is just hard.
587
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,975
[ Sniffles ]
588
00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:49,716
Um...
589
00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:51,848
What are they saying about me
at the salon?
590
00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:55,417
This bitch is having
an abortion.
591
00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:58,420
Girl, she'll be fine. I had two.
I didn't think twice about it.
592
00:22:58,464 --> 00:22:59,552
At least she can get one.
593
00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,815
Back in Texas,
they were illegal.
594
00:23:01,858 --> 00:23:04,600
I had to go to that nice lady
in the deli for mine.
595
00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:07,560
Oh, my Lord.
You are all going to hell.
596
00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:10,389
Where's my dad going?
He raped my babysitter.
597
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:11,607
Thank God
shecould have one.
598
00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:13,653
Polly,
you never told us that.
599
00:23:13,696 --> 00:23:15,089
You never asked.
600
00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:16,612
Look, I think women should have
the right to choose,
601
00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:18,527
but some need to choose
a condom.
602
00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:20,137
I shouldn't have to
pay for it.
603
00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:21,530
You're not paying
for anything.
604
00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:23,706
[ Scoffs ]
My tax dollars are.
605
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,491
That's some
alt-right bullshit.
606
00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:27,623
Well, at least these women
can have kids.
607
00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:29,625
It's about
a woman's right to choose
608
00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:32,454
what she wants to do
with her own body.
609
00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:34,369
Yeah, I got pregnant
when I was real young,
610
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,936
and I didn't want
to have a kid,
611
00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:38,808
but my parents were against
abortion, and they made me.
612
00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:41,289
And I got attached
to that kid.
613
00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:42,638
Sofia.
614
00:23:42,682 --> 00:23:43,857
And one day I got home,
615
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:46,468
and Sofia
was sent to California
616
00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:49,515
to live
with some church friends.
617
00:23:49,558 --> 00:23:51,604
I never saw her again.
618
00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:54,476
Ann, I'm -- I'm so sorry.
619
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,219
♪♪
620
00:23:58,262 --> 00:23:59,568
People got your back,
girl.
621
00:24:02,179 --> 00:24:03,398
Thanks.
622
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,965
I needed to hear that.
623
00:24:06,619 --> 00:24:11,493
What if it's, like,
the next Obama?
624
00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:14,496
Or, like, that guy
that's always dreaming?
625
00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:16,846
Martin Luther King?
626
00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:18,413
Yeah.
627
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,501
Girl...
628
00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:20,850
it's not. You're fine.
629
00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:22,069
[ Both laugh ]
630
00:24:22,112 --> 00:24:23,287
Are you sure?
Oh, yeah.
631
00:24:23,331 --> 00:24:24,637
It's no Obama in there?
632
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,552
[ Both laugh ]
633
00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:28,423
Desna: Okay, so, this is saying
that the director
634
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,686
is the one
who yells out the orders
635
00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:32,209
and everybody else
does the work.
636
00:24:32,253 --> 00:24:33,428
Well,
that should be you, boo.
637
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,951
Boom. Okay.
638
00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:39,521
The producer is the one who
hires everybody for the shoot,
639
00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:41,523
but don't get no credit
for it.
640
00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:44,352
Well, that should definitely
be me.
641
00:24:44,395 --> 00:24:45,701
Because when I was in jail,
642
00:24:45,745 --> 00:24:48,008
I taught Lorraine
in the prison cafeteria
643
00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:50,184
how to make
my family's famous baked ziti,
644
00:24:50,227 --> 00:24:52,534
but when people started
complimenting her,
645
00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:54,057
I didn't get any credit
at all.
646
00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:55,537
Don't you hate that?
647
00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:56,973
We women should be
lifting each other up
648
00:24:57,017 --> 00:24:59,759
instead of knocking each other
off the monkey bars.
649
00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:01,108
Why it gotta be monkey bars,
Brenda?
650
00:25:01,151 --> 00:25:03,676
Oh, goodness.
Everything offends you people.
651
00:25:03,719 --> 00:25:06,287
"You people"? Really? You see,
that's what I'm talking about.
652
00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:08,724
Okay, alright,
alright, y'all!Why you got to say
"you people"?
653
00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:11,597
Y'all, y'all! Let's leave
the racism to the hipsters.
654
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,599
Come on, now.
This is gonna be fun.
655
00:25:13,642 --> 00:25:15,557
Dean can do
the art department.
656
00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:18,342
Ooh! Quiet Ann can be
the cinematographer.
657
00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:21,128
And -- oh, Brenda,
do you still sew?
658
00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:24,523
I won best stitching
at the Eagle Forum Convention.
659
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:25,741
Will you make
the costumes?
660
00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:26,960
I would love to.
661
00:25:27,003 --> 00:25:27,917
♪ Yeeeees!
662
00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:29,615
You are gonna die
when you see
663
00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:31,791
the dress I made Jennifer
for tomorrow night.
664
00:25:31,834 --> 00:25:33,009
Desna: Whoa!
665
00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:34,533
Hey!
666
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,056
Do-si-do your partner!
667
00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:38,014
Yee...haw.
668
00:25:38,058 --> 00:25:40,974
You just gon' let
the Confederate flags fly, huh?
669
00:25:41,017 --> 00:25:43,019
Shit. I thought
it was British.
670
00:25:43,063 --> 00:25:43,977
Mm.
671
00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:46,240
You look amazing,
Jennifer.
672
00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:47,546
Thank you, Momma.
673
00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:50,200
When Bryce sees you
at the soiree,
674
00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:52,594
he is gonna fill up
your whole dance card.
675
00:25:52,638 --> 00:25:55,118
I'm actually going
with Hank.
676
00:25:55,162 --> 00:25:56,380
Jennifer!
677
00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:58,861
Bryce is a...
678
00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:02,038
a white knight
in Levi's.
679
00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:04,824
He raised a baby
who wasn't even his.
680
00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:08,001
I know. I'm just going with Hank
so I can avoid a breakdown.
681
00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:09,872
Okay, well,
I'm gonna help you.
682
00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:11,700
You know
what I'm gonna do?
683
00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:15,835
I am going home and I'm gonna
make my cracker casserole
684
00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:18,838
so that you can cook your way
into his heart.
685
00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:20,187
Momma, thank you!
686
00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:21,667
Don't mess up.
Okay.
687
00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:22,755
Back to the film!Please.
688
00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,583
So, Jenn,
what do you want to do?
689
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,106
Want to be a gaffer?
A gaffer?
690
00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:27,673
No, no, I took creative writing
in community college,
691
00:26:27,716 --> 00:26:29,718
so I feel that I could write
this commercial.
692
00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:30,980
Jennifer Roylance Husser,
693
00:26:31,024 --> 00:26:33,896
you know damn well
you didn't go to college.
694
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:34,984
Fine!
695
00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:36,812
How hard can writing
a commercial be?
696
00:26:36,856 --> 00:26:38,684
It's just words,
and I know words.
697
00:26:38,727 --> 00:26:40,642
Just put it down.
Great.
698
00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:42,818
Jenn -- scribe.
699
00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:48,215
Excuse me.
700
00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:49,346
You okay?
701
00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:51,827
Yeah. I'm good.
702
00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:54,700
I-I-I-I lied
about getting pencils.
703
00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:56,745
Uh, a-a-and I got you
this instead.
704
00:26:56,789 --> 00:26:57,790
[ Laughs ]
705
00:26:57,833 --> 00:27:00,793
Dean, thank you.
I love these.
706
00:27:00,836 --> 00:27:03,665
I-I hope you love them
as much as I love you.
707
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,885
You changed my life,
Virginia.
708
00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:11,194
And -- And I-I want to spend
the rest of my years with you.
709
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:15,111
Uh, Dean, d-does your sister
know about this?
710
00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:17,592
Yeah. Yeah. I talked to her
about this a while ago.
711
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:18,941
She gave me her blessing.
712
00:27:18,985 --> 00:27:22,031
So, what do you say,
Virginia?
713
00:27:22,075 --> 00:27:23,598
Will you marry me?
714
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:27,689
♪♪
715
00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:28,951
We're getting married,
everybody!
716
00:27:28,995 --> 00:27:31,475
[ Crowd cheers ]
717
00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:33,652
God is good!
718
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:34,914
He heard our prayers.
719
00:27:34,957 --> 00:27:37,264
We still D&C'd that shit,
bitch!
720
00:27:37,307 --> 00:27:39,832
[ Crowd yells, boos ]
721
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:50,059
♪♪
722
00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:52,845
Okay, so, should I have
Dr. Ken standing here,
723
00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:55,151
or, like,
right in here?
724
00:27:55,195 --> 00:27:58,502
Uh, we can still replace him
and have somebody else do it.
725
00:27:58,546 --> 00:27:59,765
Stop it.
726
00:27:59,808 --> 00:28:01,375
This is good right here.
727
00:28:01,418 --> 00:28:05,292
Hey, so, I was thinking a soft,
dewy look and a natural lip.
728
00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:06,772
You take it easy, hear?
729
00:28:06,815 --> 00:28:09,383
We don't need you passing out
and shit.
730
00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:10,819
I'm good, Des.
731
00:28:10,863 --> 00:28:14,954
Listen, I know I was hard on you
the other day, right?
732
00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:17,608
But when I see you going down
the wrong path, Virginia,
733
00:28:17,652 --> 00:28:19,741
I just want
to slap you back on.
734
00:28:19,785 --> 00:28:22,178
My brother has
a lot of potential.
735
00:28:22,222 --> 00:28:24,354
But so do you.
736
00:28:24,398 --> 00:28:25,834
Thank you.
737
00:28:25,878 --> 00:28:27,880
No one's ever looked out
for me like this.
738
00:28:30,665 --> 00:28:32,667
Um...
I've got good news.
739
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,148
Dean proposed.
[ Chuckles ]
740
00:28:36,149 --> 00:28:37,933
You stupid bitch!Quiet Ann: Whoa!
741
00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:40,588
Why would you have an abortion
and then get married?!
742
00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:42,242
What kind of ghetto shit
is that?!
743
00:28:42,285 --> 00:28:44,287
Just s-stop it! S-Stop it!
What are you -- Stop!
744
00:28:44,331 --> 00:28:47,160
Dean, why didn't you tell me
you were getting married?
745
00:28:47,203 --> 00:28:48,857
I-I did! I told you
a couple of months ago.
746
00:28:48,901 --> 00:28:50,163
Y-You said it was okay.
747
00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:51,468
I had a gun to my head!
748
00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:54,776
But you said --
you said it was okay, Desna.
749
00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:56,778
V-Virginia's --
Virginia's my life.
750
00:28:56,822 --> 00:28:58,824
Don't you want me to be happy?
I'm happy.
751
00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:04,394
Little girl,
do not hurt him.
752
00:29:04,438 --> 00:29:05,613
Do you understand me?
753
00:29:05,656 --> 00:29:07,136
I won't.S-She won't hurt me.
754
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:07,963
She won't hurt me.
755
00:29:08,007 --> 00:29:09,486
[ Voice breaking ]
Dean.
756
00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:10,792
Yeah, Des.
757
00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:12,925
It's time for you
to man up, baby.
758
00:29:12,968 --> 00:29:14,230
You hear me?Yeah.
759
00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:17,407
Time to be a man.
Okay?Yeah. Yeah.
760
00:29:17,451 --> 00:29:18,408
Yeah.
Okay.
761
00:29:18,452 --> 00:29:19,235
Okay.
762
00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:20,280
Okay. Okay.
763
00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:21,281
Desna?
764
00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:22,238
What?!
We got to move.
765
00:29:22,282 --> 00:29:23,805
"The Bachelor"
is on tonight,
766
00:29:23,849 --> 00:29:24,980
and unless
you're paying overtime...
767
00:29:25,024 --> 00:29:26,242
Okay. Where's Polly?I don't know.
768
00:29:26,286 --> 00:29:27,940
Des, I don't know,
but listen.
769
00:29:27,983 --> 00:29:29,245
What do you think
is the better catchphrase --
770
00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:31,465
"No pain, no gain"
or "Stop the pain"?
771
00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:32,553
I-I don't know.
772
00:29:32,596 --> 00:29:33,554
Polly?
773
00:29:33,597 --> 00:29:34,642
Pol!
Polly?
774
00:29:34,685 --> 00:29:36,687
Yes, sir. Right here.
775
00:29:36,731 --> 00:29:38,994
Qu'est ce que c'est?
776
00:29:39,038 --> 00:29:41,954
Uh...can you get Ken
out his office?
777
00:29:41,997 --> 00:29:43,216
We need to do this.
778
00:29:43,259 --> 00:29:44,565
Copy that.
779
00:29:44,608 --> 00:29:46,219
[ Sighs heavily ]
780
00:29:50,136 --> 00:29:53,835
Boris, I would like you
to show our new family
781
00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:55,402
the ways of Georgia.
782
00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:56,925
No.
783
00:29:56,969 --> 00:29:58,405
Boris.
784
00:29:58,448 --> 00:30:00,363
[ Speaking Russian ]
785
00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:02,017
Boris.
786
00:30:02,061 --> 00:30:04,803
I realize that the two of you
almost killed each other
787
00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:07,022
last month
at the amusement park,
788
00:30:07,066 --> 00:30:09,851
but it's time to make up,
789
00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:11,897
put blood under the bridge,
and move on.
790
00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:12,985
Understand?
791
00:30:13,028 --> 00:30:16,205
Show him
the lay of the land.
792
00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:17,903
It's an order.
793
00:30:24,474 --> 00:30:25,475
Take off clothes.
794
00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:26,476
[ Chuckles ]
795
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,130
We'll begin.
796
00:30:28,174 --> 00:30:30,785
I ain't like
my Uncle Daddy, playboy.
797
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,788
♪♪
798
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,703
The camera adds
10 pounds.
799
00:30:35,746 --> 00:30:36,922
In your case, maybe 20.
800
00:30:36,965 --> 00:30:38,967
So you might want to...
suck in your gut.
801
00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:41,100
Okay.
Thanks, Confetta.
802
00:30:41,143 --> 00:30:45,017
I still can't tell
which is your good side.
803
00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:47,019
You might want to just look
straight ahead.
804
00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:48,890
Oh, and P.S. --
805
00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:51,980
I forgot my nose hair trimmers,
so good luck.
806
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,896
Come on! What the hell
is taking so long?!
807
00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:57,638
I just -- I'm not feeling
the script Jenn wrote.
808
00:30:57,681 --> 00:30:58,944
Oh. Yeah.
809
00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:01,033
I probably should've
written it myself
810
00:31:01,076 --> 00:31:03,339
'cause I was a ghostwriter
on "Thelma & Louise."
811
00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:04,950
But there's no emotion.
812
00:31:04,993 --> 00:31:07,778
It doesn't like sound me,
and honestly, it's just --
813
00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:09,606
It's not fresh --
it's not fresh at all.
814
00:31:09,650 --> 00:31:10,956
Alright,
then just change it!
815
00:31:10,999 --> 00:31:12,783
I can't.
I can't change it.
816
00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:15,003
Jennifer's gonna be like,
"You completely changed
my script, Dr. Ken."
817
00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:16,962
I can't believe you're trying
to rewrite the script.
818
00:31:17,005 --> 00:31:18,311
I spent 25 minutes
on it.
819
00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:19,790
It didn't sound like me.
820
00:31:19,834 --> 00:31:21,967
It's not supposed
to sound like you!
It's a character.
821
00:31:22,010 --> 00:31:24,099
You know what? If I
would've known that you
were gonna rewrite my ass,
822
00:31:24,143 --> 00:31:26,275
then I would've spent
my time practicing
my square dancing moves
823
00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:28,451
and not trying
to spin hay into gold.
824
00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:31,063
You call this gold?
"There's no 'I' in pain"?
825
00:31:31,106 --> 00:31:32,151
That doesn't even
make sense.
826
00:31:32,194 --> 00:31:33,848
Absolutely!There's an "I" in pain!
827
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,545
And according to
that YouTube video,
828
00:31:35,589 --> 00:31:37,373
notes are just part
of the Hollywood process.
829
00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:40,115
Polly, we're just a couple of
blue-collar bitches in Palmetto
830
00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:41,943
trying to shoot a commercial
on a jizz-stained porno camera.
831
00:31:41,987 --> 00:31:44,772
Desna: Hey, hey, hey!I have made this
a very professional set!
832
00:31:44,815 --> 00:31:46,556
Will you guys knock it off?
833
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,907
Zlata already doesn't think
we can pull this off.
834
00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:50,343
Uh, who cares
what the Antichrist thinks?
835
00:31:50,386 --> 00:31:52,171
Yourass should care
what she thinks!
836
00:31:52,214 --> 00:31:53,563
Polly, put your hand down!Because if we don't do it,
837
00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:55,130
you're gonna be writing
our obituaries.
838
00:31:55,174 --> 00:31:56,436
How about that?
839
00:31:56,479 --> 00:31:59,569
Now, please, everybody,
get in your places!
840
00:31:59,613 --> 00:32:00,962
Yes, places!
841
00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:02,268
I just said that, Poll!
842
00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:03,573
You are making me hot.
843
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,837
Uncle Daddy:
How you holding up, son?
844
00:32:06,881 --> 00:32:08,317
You missing Jenn?
845
00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:10,363
I don't know.
846
00:32:10,406 --> 00:32:13,105
[ Sighs ]
847
00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:16,282
Can't compare to how you feel
about Aunty Momma.
848
00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:20,634
Yeah, it's --
it's hard.
849
00:32:21,852 --> 00:32:25,117
[ Voice breaking ]
I was with that woman 32 years.
850
00:32:27,032 --> 00:32:29,208
I ain't ever been
with anything that long.
851
00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:30,426
Shit.
852
00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:32,515
I didn't have my hair
on my head that long.
853
00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:34,126
[ Chuckles ]
854
00:32:34,169 --> 00:32:37,607
[ Roller screaming ]
855
00:32:37,651 --> 00:32:39,044
What the hell?
856
00:32:39,087 --> 00:32:40,393
He's being tortured!
857
00:32:40,436 --> 00:32:42,351
God damn it!
They're torturing Roller!
858
00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:48,879
♪ Save me
859
00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:51,143
♪ Somebody save me
860
00:32:53,449 --> 00:32:56,496
♪ Save me
861
00:32:56,539 --> 00:32:58,802
♪ Somebody save me
862
00:32:58,846 --> 00:33:05,679
♪♪
863
00:33:05,722 --> 00:33:08,421
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!
864
00:33:08,464 --> 00:33:10,075
♪ Save me
865
00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:13,687
♪ Save, save, save, save,
save, save me ♪
866
00:33:13,730 --> 00:33:19,475
♪ Save, save, save, save,
save, save, save ♪
867
00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:21,956
Roller: Ahhh!
868
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,131
What the hell?
869
00:33:23,175 --> 00:33:25,264
[ Yelling ]
870
00:33:25,307 --> 00:33:27,483
[ Opera music plays ]
871
00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:29,268
Baby boy played us.
872
00:33:29,311 --> 00:33:32,227
[ Yelling ]
873
00:33:32,271 --> 00:33:34,577
Okay, and sound.
874
00:33:36,971 --> 00:33:38,016
Um...
875
00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:39,017
Girl...
876
00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:40,453
Toby, what the hell?My bad.
877
00:33:40,496 --> 00:33:41,976
We ain't got all day.
Come on.
878
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,151
Take 1.[ Clack ]
879
00:33:43,195 --> 00:33:45,501
Do I have --
do I have drool?
880
00:33:45,545 --> 00:33:46,415
Action!
881
00:33:46,459 --> 00:33:48,243
Here at Suncoast Rejuvenation,
882
00:33:48,287 --> 00:33:49,679
we know pain.
883
00:33:49,723 --> 00:33:53,074
Hi, I'm Dr. Kenneth Brickman,
and if you are a j--
884
00:33:53,118 --> 00:33:55,294
Try it again.
Sorry.
885
00:33:55,337 --> 00:33:57,687
Action.
Well, hello.
I didn't see you there.
886
00:33:57,731 --> 00:33:59,124
This is Suncoast Rejuvenation,
887
00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:01,430
If you or a loved one have --
[ Sighs ]
888
00:34:01,474 --> 00:34:02,344
Line?
889
00:34:02,388 --> 00:34:03,867
Hi, I'm Suncoast Rejuvenation,
890
00:34:03,911 --> 00:34:05,347
and this is Dr. --
No.
891
00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:07,567
[ Indian accent ] Here at
Suncoast Rejuvenation --No.
892
00:34:07,610 --> 00:34:10,396
Here at Suncoast Rejuvenation,
we know pain.
893
00:34:10,439 --> 00:34:12,180
Hi, I'm Dr. Ken--
I'm so hot.
894
00:34:12,224 --> 00:34:15,183
Can you throw me something
to wipe? I'm so --
895
00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:18,143
Here at Suncoast...
Gajuvenation --
896
00:34:18,186 --> 00:34:20,014
It's not Gajuvenation!
897
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,233
Desna.
898
00:34:21,276 --> 00:34:23,017
[ Whispering ]
He -- He's really bad.
899
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,410
And I'm Dr. Renneth --
900
00:34:24,453 --> 00:34:25,846
I'm -- [ Sighs ]
901
00:34:25,889 --> 00:34:27,282
It's horrifying.
902
00:34:27,326 --> 00:34:28,675
[ High-pitched ]
And yet I can't look away.
903
00:34:28,718 --> 00:34:31,330
[ British accent ]
Here at Suncoast Rejuvenation,
904
00:34:31,373 --> 00:34:32,331
we know pain.
905
00:34:32,374 --> 00:34:34,246
Hello.
I'm Dr. Kenneth Brickman.
906
00:34:34,289 --> 00:34:37,858
Thisis Suncoast Rejuvenation!
907
00:34:37,901 --> 00:34:39,512
And I'm Dr. Kenneth Brickman!
908
00:34:39,555 --> 00:34:42,602
[ Falsetto ]
Hi, I'm Suncoast Rejuve--
909
00:34:42,645 --> 00:34:43,907
Desna: No! Cut!
910
00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:45,605
[ Panting ] I'm out of breath.
911
00:34:45,648 --> 00:34:46,432
Cut!
912
00:34:46,475 --> 00:34:48,042
My zame is --
Cut.
913
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:48,999
Cut.
914
00:34:49,043 --> 00:34:49,913
No.
915
00:34:49,957 --> 00:34:50,740
Cut!
916
00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:51,480
Cut.
917
00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:52,220
No.
918
00:34:52,264 --> 00:34:52,916
Cut.
919
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:53,482
Cut!
920
00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:54,004
Cut!
921
00:34:54,048 --> 00:34:55,180
Bahhhhh!
922
00:34:55,223 --> 00:34:57,138
That'll teach his ass
to go off-book.
923
00:34:57,182 --> 00:34:58,531
Zlata is gonna kill us,
y'all.
924
00:34:58,574 --> 00:35:00,359
Okay, can --
can I get some water?
925
00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:01,969
Please!Okay, some space.
926
00:35:02,012 --> 00:35:04,276
Please!Space for the director!
927
00:35:06,582 --> 00:35:07,757
Here.
928
00:35:07,801 --> 00:35:09,281
Well, I know
you asked for water,
929
00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:11,109
but I thought
I'd be proactive.
930
00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:19,029
♪♪
931
00:35:19,073 --> 00:35:20,422
Pol.
932
00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:23,077
Can you get your boy toys
into hair and makeup?
933
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,513
I got an idea.
934
00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:30,389
[ Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch's
"Good Vibrations" plays ]
935
00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:33,174
♪ Ooh ♪ Yeah
936
00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:34,654
♪ Can you feel it, baby?
937
00:35:36,612 --> 00:35:39,528
♪ I can, too
938
00:35:39,572 --> 00:35:40,834
Stop the pain!
939
00:35:40,877 --> 00:35:46,144
♪♪
940
00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:48,015
♪ One
941
00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:50,017
♪ Two
942
00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:52,106
♪ Three
943
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,281
♪ Now we come to the payoff
944
00:35:53,325 --> 00:35:57,111
♪ It's such a good vibration
945
00:35:57,155 --> 00:36:01,115
♪ It's such a sweet sensation
946
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:05,032
♪ It's such a good vibration
947
00:36:05,075 --> 00:36:09,602
♪ It's such a sweet sensation
948
00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:11,430
[ Rapping ]
♪ Yo, it's about that time
949
00:36:11,473 --> 00:36:13,606
♪ To bring forth
the rhythm and the rhyme ♪
950
00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:15,608
♪ I'ma get mine, so get yours
951
00:36:15,651 --> 00:36:17,305
♪ I wanna see sweat
comin' out your pores ♪
952
00:36:17,349 --> 00:36:19,307
♪ On the house tip
is how I'm swingin' this ♪
953
00:36:19,351 --> 00:36:21,266
♪ Strictly hip-hop,
boy, I ain't singin' this ♪
954
00:36:21,309 --> 00:36:23,268
♪ Bringin' this
to the entire nation ♪
955
00:36:23,311 --> 00:36:26,227
♪ Black, white, red, brown,
feel the vibration ♪
956
00:36:26,271 --> 00:36:28,447
♪ Come on, come on
957
00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:30,884
♪ Feel it, feel it
958
00:36:30,927 --> 00:36:32,581
♪ Feel the vibration
959
00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:36,368
♪ It's such a good vibration
960
00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:40,285
♪ It's such a sweet sensation
961
00:36:40,328 --> 00:36:44,289
♪ It's such a good vibration
962
00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:48,771
♪ It's such a sweet sensation
963
00:36:48,815 --> 00:36:55,865
♪♪
964
00:36:55,909 --> 00:36:59,391
Stop the pain!
965
00:36:59,434 --> 00:37:02,263
[ Laughter ]Yes!
We did it, y'all.
966
00:37:02,307 --> 00:37:04,091
Th-Those dance moves
are really impressive.
967
00:37:04,134 --> 00:37:07,268
Y'all, calm down. We haven't
done anything yet, okay?
968
00:37:07,312 --> 00:37:09,139
Nobody is retweeting it.
969
00:37:09,183 --> 00:37:10,315
This might be all bad.
970
00:37:10,358 --> 00:37:11,533
Refresh the computer.
971
00:37:13,056 --> 00:37:14,362
That's not
how it works, Des.
972
00:37:14,406 --> 00:37:16,495
Just hold on, Des.
These things take time.
973
00:37:16,538 --> 00:37:18,758
[ Cellphone chimes ]Oh, oh!
Not too much time.
974
00:37:18,801 --> 00:37:20,063
We just got retweeted.
975
00:37:20,107 --> 00:37:21,413
You lyin'.
Nope.
976
00:37:21,456 --> 00:37:23,719
We goin' viral, y'all --
just like my sex tape.
977
00:37:23,763 --> 00:37:25,155
You lyin'!
978
00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:26,156
[ Cheering ]
979
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,157
Put 'em in!
980
00:37:27,201 --> 00:37:28,376
[ All trilling ]
981
00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:29,377
Whoo!Whoo!
Whoo!Whoo!
982
00:37:29,421 --> 00:37:33,338
♪♪
983
00:37:33,381 --> 00:37:35,470
Ah! Shit!
You little shit!
984
00:37:35,514 --> 00:37:38,125
You're supposed to be
getting intel, God damn it!
985
00:37:38,168 --> 00:37:40,432
I did! Damn!
Boris told me everything!
986
00:37:40,475 --> 00:37:42,738
They open up 10 clinics
at the end of the year,
987
00:37:42,782 --> 00:37:45,001
and they get the coke
from the Colombians.Wait -- Colombians?
988
00:37:45,045 --> 00:37:47,308
What kind of Pablo Escobar
bullshit is that?
989
00:37:47,352 --> 00:37:50,311
The Colombians bring the coke
to Palmetto on fishing boats.
990
00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:51,530
Oh, hell no.
991
00:37:51,573 --> 00:37:53,314
Boy, hell no!
992
00:37:53,358 --> 00:37:54,489
We get nabbed
by the Feds
993
00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:56,143
running drugs
for the Colombians,
994
00:37:56,186 --> 00:37:58,537
we'll get our -- our salads
tossed in South Bay
995
00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:00,539
for the rest of our lives,
you understand?
996
00:38:00,582 --> 00:38:03,498
On the bright side of things,
we don't got to use bugs.
997
00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:05,413
I'm in the game now,
baby.
998
00:38:05,457 --> 00:38:07,328
Finna crush
that whole operation.
999
00:38:07,372 --> 00:38:09,417
[ Doorbell rings ]
1000
00:38:11,419 --> 00:38:12,551
Clay Husser?
1001
00:38:12,594 --> 00:38:14,379
Don't you look like
a hot cup of tea.
1002
00:38:14,422 --> 00:38:15,641
I know.
1003
00:38:15,684 --> 00:38:18,948
Look, I'm here to see
my favorite son-in-law.
1004
00:38:18,992 --> 00:38:20,602
I brought gifts.
1005
00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:24,432
[ Blayre Mic's "Love BPM"
plays ]
1006
00:38:24,476 --> 00:38:27,130
♪ B, B, B, B, B, B
1007
00:38:27,174 --> 00:38:32,353
♪♪
1008
00:38:32,397 --> 00:38:34,355
Zlata:
Desna, come in.
1009
00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:36,401
♪ L-O-V-E B-P-M
1010
00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:42,145
So,
your bold idea worked.
1011
00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:44,887
I took a page
out of your book, Zlata.
1012
00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:48,064
I found a dick
and rode it like a boss.
1013
00:38:48,108 --> 00:38:49,327
[ Chuckling ] Yes!
1014
00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:52,199
Pussy power, girlfriend!
I love!
1015
00:38:52,242 --> 00:38:57,465
♪♪
1016
00:38:57,509 --> 00:38:59,728
Ohhh! Whoo! God damn!
1017
00:38:59,772 --> 00:39:01,556
You always could cook,
Ms. Brenda.
1018
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,689
Well, people always forget
about the recipes
1019
00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:06,779
on the back of the Ritz cracker
box, but Idon't.
1020
00:39:06,822 --> 00:39:09,129
Mm-hmm.
1021
00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:13,351
Well, enough
with the small talk.
1022
00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:15,657
I think you know why I'm here,
Bryce-y boo.
1023
00:39:16,615 --> 00:39:19,705
We need to chat
about my daughter.
1024
00:39:19,748 --> 00:39:21,837
She's a...
1025
00:39:21,881 --> 00:39:25,319
complicated butterfly.
1026
00:39:27,626 --> 00:39:31,760
[ Up-tempo country music plays ]
1027
00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:38,071
♪♪
1028
00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:44,425
♪♪
1029
00:39:44,469 --> 00:39:45,426
Dr. Ken.
1030
00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:48,429
I need to come by
and see you.
1031
00:39:48,473 --> 00:39:53,565
My back's hurtin' real bad,
and it needs to be fixed.
1032
00:39:53,608 --> 00:39:56,611
♪♪
1033
00:39:56,655 --> 00:39:59,179
Take my card.
"Stop the pain."
1034
00:39:59,222 --> 00:40:02,051
♪♪
1035
00:40:02,095 --> 00:40:03,662
Ooh, Kenneth!
1036
00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:05,228
You got a fan.
1037
00:40:05,272 --> 00:40:06,708
[ Laughter ]
1038
00:40:06,752 --> 00:40:09,102
[ Whispering ] You ever gotten
a handie in public?
1039
00:40:09,145 --> 00:40:10,930
[ Whimpers ]
1040
00:40:10,973 --> 00:40:12,497
Scooch your chair up.
1041
00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:14,324
[ Clears throat ]
1042
00:40:14,368 --> 00:40:16,414
[ Zipper opens ]
1043
00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:22,507
♪♪
1044
00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:25,161
Can we get
this white shit started?
1045
00:40:25,205 --> 00:40:26,641
D.
1046
00:40:29,644 --> 00:40:32,430
Just one foot
in front of the other, right?
1047
00:40:32,473 --> 00:40:33,692
You got this, friend.
1048
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:41,177
♪♪
1049
00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:45,530
♪♪
1050
00:40:45,573 --> 00:40:50,360
Square dance caller:
Alright, ladies and gentlemen,
let's get this do-si-do going!
1051
00:40:50,404 --> 00:40:52,493
Let's bring out the first group!
1052
00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:54,452
[ Cheers and applause ]
1053
00:40:57,716 --> 00:41:02,503
♪♪
1054
00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:04,679
All join hands
in a big ol' ring.
1055
00:41:04,723 --> 00:41:07,813
Circle around
with your own dear thing.
1056
00:41:07,856 --> 00:41:09,205
Go, Jenn!
1057
00:41:09,249 --> 00:41:10,642
Whoo!
1058
00:41:10,685 --> 00:41:12,644
Caller:
Oh, my golly, oh, by Joe,
1059
00:41:12,687 --> 00:41:15,124
take your partner by the left
and do-si-do.
1060
00:41:17,823 --> 00:41:19,607
Partner left and corner right,
1061
00:41:19,651 --> 00:41:22,001
then do-si-do
with all your might.
1062
00:41:22,044 --> 00:41:26,484
♪♪
1063
00:41:26,527 --> 00:41:28,224
Now promenade
like it's your job.
1064
00:41:28,268 --> 00:41:31,576
[ Echoing ] You fell on his dick
like corn on the cob.
1065
00:41:31,619 --> 00:41:33,621
Now allemande left
with the corner maid.
1066
00:41:33,665 --> 00:41:36,058
You screwed up your marriage
just trying to get laid.
1067
00:41:36,102 --> 00:41:38,670
♪♪
1068
00:41:38,713 --> 00:41:40,672
Why'd you go
and shatter his world?
1069
00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:42,630
He raised your other kid
like his own little girl.
1070
00:41:42,674 --> 00:41:45,981
[ Eerie music plays ]
1071
00:41:46,025 --> 00:41:48,288
If temptation falls
and you give a rimjob,
1072
00:41:48,331 --> 00:41:51,813
say "Sorry" to your husband
before you break down and sob.
1073
00:41:53,554 --> 00:41:55,600
What happened to
"'Til death do us part"?
1074
00:41:55,643 --> 00:41:57,558
You took a knife
and stabbed his heart.
1075
00:41:57,602 --> 00:41:59,255
Look at you now, all alone.
1076
00:41:59,299 --> 00:42:01,736
Remember, Luther Vandross sang
"A House is not a Home."
1077
00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:03,346
You messed this up,
poor little girl.
1078
00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:06,001
Now you'll have to use Tinder,
like the rest of the world.
1079
00:42:06,045 --> 00:42:07,263
♪♪
1080
00:42:07,307 --> 00:42:09,352
Shalom, y'all!
1081
00:42:09,396 --> 00:42:11,746
[ Up-tempo country music
resumes ]
1082
00:42:13,661 --> 00:42:14,706
Shit.
1083
00:42:14,749 --> 00:42:20,538
♪♪
1084
00:42:25,630 --> 00:42:27,196
That Putin bitch
has got to go.
1085
00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:28,763
He's right, Ruval.
1086
00:42:28,807 --> 00:42:31,461
We finna get twisted up
in some Colombian shit.
1087
00:42:31,505 --> 00:42:39,295
♪♪
1088
00:42:39,339 --> 00:42:41,297
Bryce!
1089
00:42:41,341 --> 00:42:43,909
She ruined my businesses,
she killed my wife.
1090
00:42:43,952 --> 00:42:45,650
I ain't taking this
slowly!
1091
00:42:47,782 --> 00:42:51,612
Clay, why do you think
your people abandoned you?
1092
00:42:51,656 --> 00:42:53,614
You need to stick
to the plan.
1093
00:42:53,658 --> 00:42:55,485
I will take care of this.
1094
00:42:55,529 --> 00:42:58,706
Jennifer: Bryce! Baby, it's me!
Listen, we need to talk!
1095
00:42:58,750 --> 00:43:00,752
I have so many things to say!
1096
00:43:00,795 --> 00:43:02,710
[ Pounding on door ]
1097
00:43:02,754 --> 00:43:04,059
Come on, baby.
1098
00:43:05,408 --> 00:43:06,366
Hey.
What's happening?
1099
00:43:06,409 --> 00:43:07,628
Where's my husband?
1100
00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:08,847
Upstairs.
Not feeling too well.
1101
00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:10,631
Your mom's cooking's
a little questionable.
1102
00:43:10,675 --> 00:43:12,328
Tell her to stick
to the microwave.
1103
00:43:12,372 --> 00:43:13,503
Babe, I ju--
1104
00:43:13,547 --> 00:43:15,418
No way.
Uh, uh...
1105
00:43:15,462 --> 00:43:16,811
You filthy little skank.
1106
00:43:16,855 --> 00:43:18,639
[ Slurring ] Oh, no.
I was just prepping him for you.
1107
00:43:18,683 --> 00:43:22,295
[ The Ronettes' "You Came,
You Saw, You Conquered!" plays ]
1108
00:43:22,338 --> 00:43:25,690
♪ My enemy was warm desire
1109
00:43:25,733 --> 00:43:29,258
♪ You shot me down
with lips of fire ♪
1110
00:43:29,302 --> 00:43:33,132
♪ I ran for cover
straight into your arms ♪
1111
00:43:33,175 --> 00:43:34,133
Hey.
1112
00:43:34,176 --> 00:43:36,962
I was, um,
just calling to see
1113
00:43:37,005 --> 00:43:39,268
if I can make that dinner
up to you.
1114
00:43:39,312 --> 00:43:40,705
I would love that.
1115
00:43:40,748 --> 00:43:41,967
What are you doing later?
1116
00:43:42,010 --> 00:43:44,447
I'm doing youlater
if I'm lucky.
1117
00:43:44,491 --> 00:43:45,492
Ohh!
Ohh!
1118
00:43:45,535 --> 00:43:46,798
Shut up!
1119
00:43:46,841 --> 00:43:48,887
[ Screaming in distance,
glass shatters ]
1120
00:43:48,930 --> 00:43:51,454
Let me call you
when I get home.
1121
00:43:51,498 --> 00:43:53,805
Come on, y'all.
1122
00:43:53,848 --> 00:43:56,634
♪ Oh, baby
1123
00:43:56,677 --> 00:43:58,287
♪ You came, you saw...
1124
00:43:58,331 --> 00:43:59,506
Oh, hell no!
1125
00:43:59,549 --> 00:44:01,595
Hey!
Get off!
1126
00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:03,684
[ Women gasp ]
1127
00:44:03,728 --> 00:44:08,689
♪ You came, you saw, you turned
your loving right on in me ♪
1128
00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:10,909
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1129
00:44:10,952 --> 00:44:15,696
♪ You came, you saw, you
conquered all the love in me ♪
1130
00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:17,916
♪ Oh, baby
1131
00:44:17,959 --> 00:44:22,703
♪ You came, you saw, you turned
your loving right on in me ♪
1132
00:44:22,747 --> 00:44:24,923
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1133
00:44:24,966 --> 00:44:26,925
Whoa, whoa!
Hey, get off! Get off!
1134
00:44:26,968 --> 00:44:27,926
Get off!
1135
00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:30,493
[ Indistinct shouting ]
1136
00:44:30,537 --> 00:44:33,235
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
1137
00:44:33,279 --> 00:44:42,767
♪♪
1138
00:44:45,813 --> 00:44:48,729
I'm real sorry, y'all. I'm sorry
y'all had to see that.No.
1139
00:44:48,773 --> 00:44:52,080
I mean, she's not always been
the best momma, but, you know...
1140
00:44:52,124 --> 00:44:54,126
I just didn't think she would
do something like that.
1141
00:44:54,169 --> 00:44:56,781
She made me this outfit,
and she did my makeup.
1142
00:44:56,824 --> 00:44:58,434
[ Sobs ]
Why would she do that?
1143
00:44:58,478 --> 00:45:01,394
Why did she do that?
Why would she do that?
1144
00:45:01,437 --> 00:45:03,048
Why did she do that?!
1145
00:45:03,091 --> 00:45:05,528
[ Sobbing ]
1146
00:45:05,572 --> 00:45:11,883
♪♪
1147
00:45:17,802 --> 00:45:25,244
♪♪
1148
00:45:25,287 --> 00:45:32,686
♪♪
1149
00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:40,215
♪♪
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