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Previously on "Claws"...

Ohh!

[ Gunshot ]
[ Gasps ]

Des,
they found blood on the lanai.

Whose blood?
Roller's.

Jennifer: You okay?

You sound a little...stressed
or something.

All is well.

Your dream salon

sent in a spy
to check out your zhuzh.

Hey, could I settle up?
Just a second.

Glint Nails
is off the menu.

We found him....

what was left of him.

He was my little brother.

I was supposed
to protect him.

Only thing I need coming out
of that mouth of yours

is, "I don't know shit,"
and, "I didn't see shit."

H-Help me.
[ Sobbing ]

What happened?

[ Inhales sharply ]
They got me.

[ Crying ]

The night Roller was killed,
I heard a shot.

I went out to go look,

and...somebody was dragging
Roller's body

out to the dock.

Good lord.

[ Sobbing ]
I-I didn't even know

there was somebody else
in the house.

He jumped me
and put a hood over my head.

[ Thunder rumbles ]
They took me out to the swamp.

You're probably
just confused.

Did you see
any of these people?

They kept the hood
over my head.

Juanda:
What happened, baby girl?

They put peanut butter
all over my feet.

[ Sobbing ]

Then I heard pig growls.

[ Pig snorting ]

You mean oinking?

Yeah. Oinking.

They found some
kind of swamp pig out there.

It started licking
my feet...

[ Snorting ]
...oinking like crazy,

biting my toes.

Then -- Then I heard
a rooster,

a ram, and a bull...

[ Grunts ]

...and I --
Okay.

When you're dehydrated,

you have a tendency
to hallucinate.

That's when
I realized that...

they had
one of those toys with --

with the barnyard sounds.

[ Clucking ]

There was never any pig.

It was them...biting my toes.

I thought you said
you couldn't see anything.

I could see a little bit
through the hood.

You know that material
that's kind of like see-through?

I think she's talking
about burlap.

[ Thunder rumbles ]

Yeah. Burlap.

How'd you get out?

There was a screw sticking out
the back of the toilet.

I used it
to cut through my ties.

Then I walked on the interstate
for miles and miles

until someone stopped.

[ Sobbing ]

Did you hear any names,
anything?

"Titus."
I think that's who called them.

"Titus"?
Yeah, Titus.

Let me take her home.
She's been through it.

How'd you find out
about the funeral?

Instagram.

You had your phone?

I called my roommate
from a pay phone.

She came and got me,
said she saw a post.

[ Sniffles ]

Kenneth, don't you think
she needs to rest?

She needs to rest.

Come on.
We need to go talk to Chip.

♪♪

What happened
to the plan?

I came up
with a new plan.

Without bothering
to discuss it with me first?

This is my life on the line,
too, you idiot.

Don't call me an idiot.

Just stop talking.

I got enough on my plate,
China doll.

Now I got to dodge
your Dr. Dolittle bullshit?

"A-A-And the turkey goes,
'B-kaw, b-kaw,'

and the duck goes,
'Quack, quack'"?

Did somebody drop you on
your head when you were a baby?

I created
a distraction.

And th is the problem.

You had to run your mouth,
talking some made-up bullshit,

and somebody has got
to now check this out.

Oh, my God.

You did this to yourself.

You more than just a little off,
aren't you?

I look like a hero.

No, you look like a dumbass
who's gonna get us killed.

When they find out
your story don't add up,

they gonna come for you.

And then they gonna come
for me.

And who's gonna take care of
my brother when I'm gone, huh?

No one.

Hmm.
[ Sighs ]

Since your little ass
is a flight risk,

you coming home with me.

Wait, what?
Shut up.

[ Tires screech ]

[ "Habanera" plays ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Alligator growls ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Alligator growls ]

Chip: Christ. Jesus.

They had her tied to a toilet
for two days?

And they drugged
this poor, little girl.

How 'bout that?

I'm gonna tell you
something --

These the same people
who killed my boy.

They are soulless animals.

Was your boy beefing
with someone?

Good Lord. You got mayo
on your face there, Chip.

Least I hope that's mayo.

Does the name "Titus"
mean anything to you?

[ Chuckles ] Titus?

Yeah. Titus.

"Tit" with an "us" at the end.
Does it mean anything?

Doesn't ring a bell.
Hey, I'll look into it.

Well, you do that,

and then you bring me
these lowlifes, you hear me,

'cause I'm gonna castrate 'em.

And then I'm gonna hang 'em up
by their intestines.

Then I'm gonna eat
their still-beating heart,

'cause they gonna pay.

They gonna pay dearly
for what they done.

♪♪

[ Dog barking in distance ]

A-And they kept you
on a toilet?

Mm-hmm.
Out in the swamp.

Oh.

I used to get locked
in the refrigerator.

You're not like other boys,
are you?

M-My IQ is 145.

D-- I-I'm smart.

Oh.
M-Morning, Des.

Good morning.

I'm taking you with me
to the salon today.

Wait, what?

Those girls hate me.

Well, they can just
get in line.

I need to talk to you
about something.

Virginia, go wash yourself
or something.

N-- Uh, she can stay.

Um, uh,
Roller got killed.

Virginia almost got her legs
eaten off by a giant pig.

These are perilous times.

I've decided my time
has come for me

to pursue a career
in professional body building,

using the -- the lifestyle
and career choices

of Arnold Schwarzenegger
as a kind of a North Star

or guiding principle
to become not only a better man,

but also a stronger
American man

who can protect those
who can't protect themselves.

F-For the reasons
I-I've stated here,

I-I would like
to start working

with a professional trainer
as soon as possible.

First, I like your picture.
Oh.

And second, you don't need
to protect me, Dean.

I'm -- I'm fine.
B-But somebody has to.

Since Roller died,
y-you've been having nightmares.

And -- And -- And --
And you're stressed out.

[ Whispers ] I-I saw the Funyun
bags everywhere in your room.

It's all over.

Uh, you know what, Dean?

You might be right.

Yeah.

Okay.

'Cause it's everywhere --
I can't -- It's so messy.

I made you
a nutritious breakfast.

Of course you did.

[ Cartoon plays on TV ]

Good morning,
my little boo-boos.

Hi.
What time'd you get in?

I didn't even hear you.
Mm.

3:00.

Brienne,
stop picking your nose.

Where were ya?

I was, uh, talking to the police
with Uncle Daddy.

Till 3:00 a.m., though?

Come on, Bryce.
Don't get sucked in.

I'm just trying to be there
for him any way I can right now.

He was crying like a little girl
by the end of the night.

Never seen him like this.

I know
you just lost your brother,

but, remember,
you don't owe that man shit.

Okay.

Say what you're thinking
right now.

Go ahead.
Girls.

Both: ♪ Here we go 'round the
mulberry bush ♪ [ Sighs ]

♪ The mulberry bush,
the mulberry bush ♪

If I hadn't gone to rehab,

Uncle Daddy would never have
given the clinic to Roller.

Things might have turned out
differently.

Oh, and we all would have
lived happily ever after

on a big rock candy mountain
if it weren't for you.

Roller's death
was not your fault.

I could have done something,
Jenn.

This is not on you.
He was into drugs, guns.

You live by the sword,
die by the sword.

Uncle Daddy
wants to talk to me.

Okay, but if he brings up
the clinic,

you tell him that you're scared
that what happened to Roller

will happen to you.

'Cause you are
scared of that, right?

♪ ...cold and frosty morning

♪ This is the way
we brush our teeth ♪

[ Bells ding ]

Jennifer: Hey.

Hon, how you doing?

Been okay.

♪♪

[ Bells ding ]

Well, hey, sugar angel.

Oh, I couldn't sleep a wink
thinking about you.

Careful of my feet.
Of course.

Did you notice what color
your poo was this morning?

Ugh.
You nasty.

You got to check every morning
to make sure it's not black.

That could be a sign
of internal bleeding.

Pol!
[ Bells ding ]

What? It is.

Hey, Des, something's wrong
with this shelf back here.

You want to come
check it out?

Yes, I will.

I think I'll come back,
too.

♪♪

What?

What is honey darlin'
doing here?

She didn't have any place else
to go.

She narc'd me out
and boned your man.

Uh-huh.

Somebody tried to kill
this girl,

and whoever did it
is still out there.

So you brought her here?

Desna, you're getting
a little soft.

She doesn't have anybody.

Des, you don't always got to be
everybody's mama bear.

I can be
whatever I want to be,

and I'm the boss,
so I say she stays.

Got it?

[ Bells ding ]

Do you guys
do anal bleaching?

-Oh, damn.
-Do we?

Yep, we can help you
with that.

Hi, Desna.
Yeah, this is Mandy.

Desna: Hey, Mandy.

So, I begged and pleaded
with Mrs. Kim,

but she was adamant.

She doesn't want your kind
running the salon.

"My kind"?
[ Hushed ] She said --

[ Normal voice ]
My -- My kind.

W-W-- See, that is
the problem with Koreans.

They all stereotype.

[ Scoffs ]
Yes, I know,

and I'm so sorry
that it didn't work out.

Look, I wish you
every success,

but I don't think that...

Mwah!

...that you and I
are a good fit.

Okay, but, Mandy, there has
to be something we can do.

Sorry.
[ Click ]

Hello?

What happened?
I'll be damned.

Mandy dropped me
as a client.

Well, then,
get somebody else.

Mandy was the best.
[ Sighs ]

Buck up, girlfriend.

Things are gonna be
just fine.

[ Gunshots ]

You and, uh, Roller used
to come out here a lot, right?

Yeah.

Boy was a hell of a shot.

[ Gunshots in distance ]

Just a hell of a shot.

Yeah, a-always w-was
a little jealous

that this was
y'all's thing.

Well...we got to find
our thing.

You know, I --

I'm spending all my resources
trying to find who --

who done this thing,
you know?

I got some boys coming up
from South Carolina,

got Chip working day and night
on this thing.

[ Sighs ]
I ju--

I need you.

I need you to --

to help out
with the clinic.

[ Gunshot ]

Oh, Bryce, you --

You're a Husser, boy.

You're family.

I don't want what happened
to Roller to happen to me.

Thank you, Uncle Daddy,
but I just...

This just isn't
my plan for my life.

Oh, God damn it, Bryce!

[ Exhales sharply ]

Do me a favor.

Help out at the clinic
for a week

while I find these bastards,
okay?

Just help me out
for a week.

Hell, I'll even --
I'll even pay you

what I -- what I -- what I --
what I paid Roller.

No, Uncle Daddy,
you don't have to pay me, okay?

[ Gun cocks ]

It's 10k for the week.

[ Gunfire ]

The worst part
was their breath.

It was so bad. I --

[ Sighs ]

I could smell it
through my hood.

I don't think I could ever eat
peanut butter ever again.

Mm.

I mean,
maybe almond butter, but --

Did they make
you give 'em blowjays?

Polly!
Did they?

No, but I would have
for some food.

Speaking of, could somebody
get me a Squirt

with, uh, extra lime?

N-N-N-Not diet, but, um,
with chipped ice, please?

Did they break your legs,
too?

I'll go.
I was fixin' to go out anyway.

Oh, uh, can you add
a shrimp salad sandwich

on a hamburger bun with slaw?

I'm hungry.
Mm-hmm.

In the mornings
[Shudders]

[ Bells ding ]
...it was so cold.

I mean, I thought my feet were
gonna fall off for real, you guys.

It was 95 degrees
all week.

Mnh-mnh.
Not in the shade.

Well, it can get chilly
in the swamp,

and stress can lower
your body temperature.

But also talking about it
can bring on PTSD,

so why don't you hush
so you can heal yourself?

Come on.
Relax in my office.

♪ So will you accept
my loving arms? ♪

♪ It's all in my head,
all over my bed ♪

[ Bells ding ]
Chip: Hey, there.

I'm looking for a young lady
named Virginia Loc.

Well, the young part's
accurate.

Can I help you?

I'm Detective Chip Lauderdale,
Palmetto P.D.

I'm investigating
Roller Husser's murder.

I would love to ask you
a few questions.

That's fine, Detective.
Come on, right in my office.

Just Virginia.

Uh, I-I, uh, I don't --

She's a little fragile
right now,

so I should probably
be there.

I'll be gentle.
Hmm?

♪♪

[ Door closes ]

Saigon, Saigon.

So, when you got out of wherever
those Titus guys had you,

what road were you on?

[ Sighs ] Well, eventually
I got to the 301,

but I wandered around a lot
before that.

Where to, exactly?

By Lake Manatee,

then I followed the river
forever and ever.

I kept thinking
that I heard cars,

but I could never find
the road.

It was like a mirage
or something.

You know when, like,
you're so thirsty in the desert

and you see an oasis?

I know what a mirage is,
honey.

So, you called your roommate
from a pay phone.

Where was that?

At the corner store
on Old Tampa Road.

There's a Beef 'O' Brady's
over there.

I love Beef 'O' Brady's.

Oh, my God! Me too!

Rare meat makes me gag.

[ Giggles ]
That goes away.

[ Door opens ]

Hey, uh, 'scuse me.
I just need to...

Just got to get something
out of this drawer --

[ Drawer bangs ]
Damn it. It's stuck.

[ Banging ]

Can it wait?

No, I got to get change
for $100

and my lockbox
is in here.

[ Banging ]

I got enough for now
anyway.

Glad to be of help.

[ Door closes ]

Do you have
detail diarrhea?

You just told him 1,000 things
that he can check out

and find out
that they're not true.

Beef 'O' Brady's?
Come on!

There is a Beef 'O' Brady's
over there.

Let's go.

W-Where we going?

Where you think?

We got to get
to that corner store

before he does, Saigon.

♪♪

Tell Mandy that I called.

I sure will,
but she's really swamped

getting ready
for an event tonight

for a handful
of gold-star clients,

female entrepreneurs,
that kind of thing.

So we'll probably
get back to you next week.

Tell Mandy
I'll see her there.

What?
[ Cellphone beeps ]

♪ No detour signs

♪ For me

Hey, Jeff.

Did, uh, you work here
yesterday?

Jeff: I work every day.
Good.

Then you probably remember
seeing this young lady.

She came in,
she was bleeding.

I had
an orange dreamsicle.

I would remember that.

Especially
'cause we don't sell those.

[ Whispers ] There you go
with the damn details.

Okay, would this jog
your memory, though,

particularly if a cop
came in asking?

Sure would not.

How you like me now,
Jeff?

Not much better.

What if we add a hummer?

Who is "we"?

I got this.

Watch the front counter.

Hurry up.

Cop could get here
any minute.

♪ No end in sight
[ Bell dings ]

[ Engine starts ]

[ Swishes, spits ]

Now am I a hero?

Malala's got nothing on you,
boo.

[ Tires screech ]

I hope
you're not judging me.

I most certainly am not.

But is that how you gonna solve
your problems all your life?

Worked so far.

You should think about
building some other skills.

Seriously.

You don't have to do that
anymore.

[ "Como Le Gusta" plays ]

♪ Le encanta ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Como le gusta ♪

Make sure you feel that strain
in your booty.

Okay. Ready? Oh. Get lower.
Lower.

Aah!

Uh, i-it goes a lot better
if y--

if you tell me
before you're gonna touch me.

My bad. It's -- It's from
my childhood, my problems.

Mine too.

D-Do you know anything
about weight-lifting regulations

a-and methodologies?

I know how to get prison cut
using a slab of concrete.

O-O-Oh, wait.
You went to prison.

Did you kill somebody?

Ugh.

What serendipity.

Who's your friend?

I-I'm Dean.

Please don't touch me.

I have called you
27 times.

I sent you flowers
for your tongue surgery.

I sent you a vaginal selfie
every morning.

Uh-oh. You don't even
have the courtesy

to give me
a two-word text.

"Stop it" is two words.

♪ Como le encanta ♪

So...you said you wanted
to talk.

Talk.

I got a favor to ask you.

It's a big one.

Oh, Lord. [ Laughs ]

Like the time you asked me
to take a picture

of your hemorrhoids
when we was in Cancún?

[ Both laugh ]

First of all,
how you dare you?

No, how dare you?

That itch and burn
was so fierce!

'Cause you ain't right!
[ Laughs ]

I tried to get my own phone back
there to take a picture.

Well...
Ugh!

Don't act like
you don't like it.

No, I did not.

[ Laughs ]
Eh, look at this!

Ugh.

That's a perfectly...
good shrimp.

So, come on. Shoot.

What's up?

I want you to train Bryce
to run the clinic.

In the words of my very dear
friend, "No, ma'am, ma'am."

Des.
No.

Please.
No.

I'm not training your husband
on how to be Roller.

Well, Uncle Daddy's got him
by the short hairs,

and that clinic's
gonna eat him up.

You know it.
I know it.

Well, let Uncle Daddy
train him.

It's his damn clinic. Uncle
Daddy don't know shit

except
how to spend money.

I'm trying to get
out of this mess,

not further in.

Well, I'ma beg you.

Please don't.

Please.
No.

Ma'am.
No.

It's only temporary anyway

until they find the guys
who got Roller.

No.
I'm not gonna do it.

Who snuck you
into New Edition concert?

New Edition concert?
Are you serious?

[ Laughing ] Why do you
always bring that up?

Because that was
the best night of your life,

and I facilitated that.

[ Scoffs ]

Okay.
Yeah?

It was the best night
of my life.

Yes! Yes!

Mm-hmm.
[ Laughs ]

[ Laughing ]
You're the best!

I would kiss you,
but I know you don't like it!

Please don't. No, I don't.

Get off. Get off.

Des, I feel like I'm gonna
be able to sleep at night

knowing you got your eyes
on him.

I got it.

[ Cellphone rings ]
Uh-oh.

[ Sighs ]
Hey, Clay.

Meet me at She She's.

It's urgent.

[ Dial tone ]

[ Sighs ]
Here we go.

♪♪

♪ I'll bring the light to you
and chase the dark away ♪

Well, looky there --

woman of the year.

I spoke to Jenn, and you don't
have to sell me on it.

I'm in.

That's
what I'm talking about.

Bryce: Thanks, Des.

Uncle Daddy,

I got to make something
perfectly clear.

All right, now, this --
this is just temporary, right?

I'm out as soon
as we achieve some closure

on what happened
to Roller.

Me too, Clay.

I agreed to help Roller
for a time.

Out of respect
for his memory,

I'll train your other son
on how to work the clinic,

but I didn't sign up
for this life.

If that's what it's got to be,
then...

Yeah.
[ Clears throat ]

Hey, Chip.
What's the word?

Chip: Well, we found the store
that Saigon made that call from.

Looks like her story
checks out.

And I got somebody looking
into that Titus thing, too.

[ Dog barking in distance ]

It worked.

Virginia: The corner store?
I told you.

Easy.

We're quite a team,
aren't we?

We'll see about that,
Titus.

Quiet Ann: Dean! Dean!

[ Sighs ]

You don't want
to finish training?

Y-Y-You weren't focused.

I-I wanted a real trainer

who's gonna make me
look like Arnold,

but my sister hired you
instead,

just like when she didn't
get me the house I wanted.

Now we're still living
with mold.

You have no idea how much
your sister does for you.

S-She makes promises.

Well, some promises take longer
than others, Dean.

She's working on it!

[ Indistinct conversations ]

♪♪

Mandy: You are not gonna
believe this --

They have dropped
their asking price $200,000!

[ Laughs ] Yeah!
They are so motivated to sell.

This is happening.

Mm! Mnh-mnh!

Well, this is a surprise.

Mandy, I'm sorry to interrupt
your little fancy jimmy-jam.

I just need
one minute of your time.

You know, I thought
my assistant

was gonna set something up
in a couple weeks.

I can't wait that long,

and I know I messed things up
with Mrs. Kim, and I'm sorry,

but there has to be
other salons out there.

You know, I have
an acquaintance

who specializes
in properties

that are a little more
your speed,

so why don't I give you
her number?

Wow, okay.
That's code for ghetto.

I don't want that.
I want the best --

Oh. My. God.

Look at your fabulous
aquarium mani.

-Thank you.
-Oh, my goodness!

Sarah, Kiki, Kelly,
get over here.

Look at these nails.
Look at these.

-Yes!
-Don't you just die?!

These are all my bridesmaids
for my wedding next month.

Yeah.
-Oh, my God.

Nice to meet you,
and congratulations.

-Thank you.
-They're so good.

You girls know what?

This would make
a perfect look

for a bachelorette party.

All: Yes!

Bridesmaids, take note!

Um, where did you get these
done?

Actually, I did them myself.

I have a salon --
Nail Artisans of Manatee County.

Where's that?

Palmetto Plaza.

Is it safe over there?

[ Laughs ]

Is it safe over there?

Yes, it's safe over there.

Now, I'm not gonna lie.

It is a little low-rent,
but it's temporary

until I get my new salon
in Sarasota.

Well, I think we have
a field trip, ladies!

[ Women squealing ]

Can you see us tomorrow
at 4:00 p.m.?

Because you're friends
of Mandy,

I'll see you at 4:00.
All: Yay!

♪♪

Dr. Ken: Roller always said
the biggest challenge

was finding wholesalers
who were willing to ship us

the quantity of pills.

The bulk of your job will be
chasing down his old contacts,

maintaining relationships
with the reps.

And why was that
so difficult?

Because we move more Oxy
than the clinic should.

The D.E.A. keeps an eye on that,
so Roller had to piecemeal...

[ Cellphone rings ]
...and order a little bit

from a whole lot
of wholesalers.

Bryce: W-W-Why can't
we just keep ordering

from the same companies?

I-I need to take this.

Hey.

Most of them will
only deal with Roller,

so it's a process, okay?

You're gonna be wooing
and washing money.

I can wash.
I can woo.

Okay, let's just
move this along.

I got some important clients
coming.

[ Kenneth grunts, loud crash ]
What?

Kenneth?

Kenneth.

W-What'd you do?

My ex-wife Shelly's
getting remarried.

[ Breathing heavily ]

And you're gonna have to deal
with this cray-cray

who loses his shit
on the daily.

All right, come on.

Once you get to $30,000,

that's when you're gonna
want to wash the money.

And that's
when I would call you?

Right,
or any of Uncle Daddy's

other
legitimate businesses --

She She's,
the vending machines --

But you're close.

But I might not always
be here.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

As a matter of fact,
I'm not gonna be here

for the rest of the day.

Wait.
Wh-Where you going?

I'll be right down at the other
end of the parking lot.

Ken will be here. If there's
an emergency, call me.

But don't have
an emergency.

♪ I'mma find a way

♪ I'mma find a way out of it
Mandy: Where is she?

♪ I'mma make it pay
[ Bells ding ]

Ladies, welcome.

Does anybody want
a refreshment or...

Oh, well, I already gave 'em
cucumber water that I made,

and there's wine,
right, Quiet Ann?

No, let's just get
the nails going.

We have a reservation
in a couple hours.

Okay.
Well -- Okay.

Um, how do you know what to put
on someone's nails?

Well, you know
how people say

that the eyes are the window
to the soul?

I don't think so.
For me, it's nails.

So, what you want your nails
to say, bride?

"Ice cold panic."
[ Laughs ]

Do you have that color?

I can hook it up.
[ Laughter ]

I remember
my first wedding.

Ugh!
I was so nervous.

I mean,
I was 14 years old.

My parents were in the
Symbionese Liberation Army.

With Patty Hearst?

Yes, ma'am.
We used to bunk together.

Yeah, she was --
she was like a big sister.

But anyhoo, uh, they made me
marry the leader who was 57.

And you did it?
Mm-hmm.

But his other four wives
were real nice.

We all ran away together after
he got burned up in a fire.

[ All groan ]

Sarah:
And then what happened?

Well, it's kind of
a long story.

Okay, now who's ready
for Chardonnay?

-Yes! Definitely!
-All of us.

-Are you in?
-Kiki.

-Mandy?
-Just a little bit.

-Come on, Mandy!
-Mandy!

All my girls,
all my bridesmaids!

Ann, hook everybody up.

Okay, kids!

All: [ Chanting ] Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

[ Cheering ]

Bryce:
Okay, listen to me, Verla.

Now what we have to do

is always stay true
to our intentions.

That is the most powerful thing
we have.

[ Muffled ]
Oh. Can I see the doctor yet?

Soon enough.

[ Cellphone rings ] Dr. Ken,
look what Bryce is doing.

[ Sighs ] Don't let him do that.
I-I need to take this.

You want to be the hammer,
not the nail, okay?

Head down, bull horns.

So, can you -- can you hear me
fine, and can you see me?

Yes. Who cares if Shelly
gets married again?

Honestly, do you -- Do you think
he's better-looking than me?

Nobody's better-looking
than my beautiful boy.

Stop looking at her posts.
I keep telling you --

These are the perils
of social media.

It's like some kind
of negative masturbation.

'Cause every day is a new day
to hit the reset button.

Dr. Ken said
to stop doing that.

I'm just getting to know
one of our regulars.

T-This is Verla.

She has a bulging disk
in her lower back.

[ Moaning ]

Hey, excus-- Sir?

[ "Pennies From Heaven" plays ]
Hey. Sir, are you okay?

Are you okay?

♪ A ha ba hozzie white

Masturbation leads
to procrastination.

Dr. Ken!
Dr. Ken! Hey.

There's some guy having a seizure in there.
Come on, come on!

Mom, I got to go.
I love you.

♪ Old wodilly boy oh
Are you meditating?

♪ Ah bobba hoy boy

Are you kidding me?

♪ Oh boy a hoy boy
Geez. Grab his legs.

♪ Toddaly whoa, ooh
Get th-- Grab his feet.

[ Bell ringing ]
Deep breath.

♪ Let's go, let's go

There's a delivery. Can you...
In the back.

♪♪

It's slippery.
Goddamn ponytail.

Sign for me right here.

♪ And you'll find your fortune

Oh! And the code.
Right, right. Sorry, sorry.

Dr. Ken: Bryce, can you get back here?
I need your help over here.

♪ Pennies from heaven

♪ Pennies from heaven

♪ Pennies from heaven

Grab his feet. It's gonna be all right.
♪ For you and me

♪♪

Are you sure you're okay?

Man: Yeah, I'm fine.

You should probably
get yourself to an E.R.

I will.
A little later today.

[ Chuckles ]
[ Door opens ]

You saved that guy.

You know,
all in a day's work.

[ Scoffs ]

Wow.

Who left the stockroom door
open?

I let
the delivery guy in.

What?

♪♪

♪ Stunting on the block,
we know that paper go ♪

♪ And I'm tryna get it
so I'm stacking bank rolls ♪

♪ Now who's tryna get money
in this... ♪

♪ Now who's tryna get money
in this... ♪

[ Cork pops, cheering ]

I mean, he was the first
black country star I ever met,

and one ride
on that mechanical bull,

[ Laughter ]

...he swept me off my feet.
[ Laughter ]

It's just a shame he loved
armed robbery

as much as he did music.

You know, he was the one
that introduced me to Jamal.

I forgot about Jamal!

Who's Jamal?
He sounds delicious.

Delicious and nutritious,
okay?

[ Laughter ]

He was the first guy
to ever propose.

Audrey: What happened?

Well, his wife said

our wedding wasn't
a good idea, okay?

[ Laughter ]

Don't act like
I'm the only one

who ever dated
a married man.

Come on, now.
-Uh, present.

Amen.

Oh, my God.
I was married for six years.

What?
You -- You never told us that.

What was she like?

-He.
-Oh!

-Ann --
-What?

He was a linguistics professor
at Yale.

And then when he started
screwing his T.A.,

who I also happened
to be screwing...

There it is.

...things went sideways.

[ Laughter ]

You guys have,
like, lived.

Shoot! You guys, we just lost
our reservation at Luques.

-Oh, shoot!
-Shoot.

Audrey: No one cares
about the fancy dinner.

I want to party
with you girls, okay?

Where do you guys go
to get wild?

I know just the place.

But that tiara might be tipped
by the time we get through.

Okay?

[ Cheering ]

Um, Desna,
I've been wanting

to ask you this question
all night.

Can I touch your hair?

No.

♪♪

Desna: Whoo!
Bachelorettes coming through!

Shoo, shoo, shoo!

Yeah!

I'm talking about ladies!

♪ You're the reason why

♪ I love you so

♪ I don't want you to go

♪ You're the girl who makes me
feel so good ♪

♪ Cutie pie,
you brighten up my day ♪

♪ It's impossible
for me to stay away ♪

♪ Lately hazy

♪ Girl, I'm goin' round

♪ Want you to know

♪ How much I love you so

I have never seen Audrey
so fired up.

I mean, she does get wild
in Soul Cycle, but --

She just made $5.

[ Both laugh ]

Okay, that right there,
though?

That surprises me.

Oh, not me.

Quiet Ann looks exactly
like her husband.

[ Laughs ]

Okay.

Thank you for this.

You're welcome.

And, you know,
Luques would have boring,

and then half those women
would have thrown it up

in the bathroom anyway.

Uh-oh!

And these --
Desna, these are incredible.

They are exactly
what I'm thinking and feeling.

This is why I want
to open my new place.

I want more women
to experience that.

Then I want to franchise!

What?!

Girl!

Yes!

Mm!

Okay, I will talk
to Mrs. Kim

and see if I can make
anything happen.

Thank you.
Okay.

Now I'm gonna go try
a little dancing.

Go get it!

Go, Mandy! Go, Mandy!

These bourgie types
can throw down.

♪ Who makes me feel good

The last time I danced with
Roller was up on that stage.

Mm.

I know, baby.

[ Cellphone rings ]

Hello?

Uncle Daddy:
Get your ass to the clinic.

Bring Goldilocks, too.

Shit.
We got to go. Now.

♪ Who makes me feel so good

[ Cheering, whistling ]

I struggle to grasp...

how something like this
could happen.

This guy was having
a seizure.

The delivery guy seemed
so legit.

Desna, where were you?

[ Can clanks ]

I had a full house
at the salon, Clay.

Full house?
[ Tab pops ]

Why don't you tell them
what you found there, Juanda?

We're looking
at an $88,000 loss.

Oh, man. But this is
particularly staggering af--

[ Voice breaking ]
after what happened.

Oh, baby.
Go ahead and say it, baby.

What happened
to our baby boy --

[ Sobbing ]

What happened
to our Roller.

Got murdered.

[ Gulps ]

Meanwhile...that little tiny
dancer of his

looks like
she got shit out a python.

Y'all know h-h-how expensive
this all gonna be?

Hmm?

This here --
This here clinic --

It was supposed to be
the best thing

that ever happened
to this family.

Y'all gonna
have to work this off.

W-- That's not fair!
Well, life's not fair.

Mr. Husser,
I wasn't even there.

You were on duty, Kenneth.

And Desna here --
You're supposed to be

giving my boy
the lay of the land.

And Bryce -- Bryce.

My boy Bryce...

You're supposed to be

[Screaming]
running this goddamn clinic!

This is disgraceful!

God damn it!

Disgraceful, all y'all.

I will have what I am owed.

♪♪

Hey,
what are you looking for?

Look, I'm stuck,
all right?

$80,000 is stuck.

Only as stuck
as you want to be,

Mr. Power
of Intentional Choice.

I never should have asked Desna
to train you.

I messed up again
with Uncle Daddy

when he was trying
to help me again.

He knew this was temporary,
he didn't like it,

now you're indentured for life.
Come on, honey.

T-That's a little reachy-reachy,
isn't it?

I wouldn't put it past him.

What are you looking for?

What is that?

Honey!

Sweetie?

Babe. No, no, no.

Don't you do it.
H--

Babe,
it's been two years.

Well, this is what this nonsense
is doing to me.

[ Indistinct conversation ]

[ Country music plays ]

Man: Back to the corner,
allemande left.

For the ladies,
starting on the left.

When you meet your partner,
turn to my right.

Back to the corner...

[ Cellphone rings ]

Hey, party animal.

Thank you
for an incredible night.

[ Laughs ]

Honey, we lived.

Ugh, girl, I haven't lived
like that since the '90s.

[ Chuckles ]
So, what's up?

Desna, I'm in.
You got me.

I'm gonna find you
the best salon in town.

Yeah, screw Glint Nails.

I believe in you
and your vision.

All right,
thanks, Mandy.

You got it.
I'll talk to you later.

[ Beeps ]

[ Squeals, laughs ]

What? What?

I got Mandy back!

Yes, girl!
I knew you would!

Where's Jenn? Oh, I don't know.
Her car's outside, though.

Well, she better get her
butt in here... Mm-hmm.

...'cause we doing
big things.

-That's right!
-Mm! Mm!

New salon, new life.

Caller:
Do-si-do your partner.

Back to your corner,
allemande left.

And right, left grand.

When you reach your partner,
swing her and promenade.

♪♪

Hey!
Come join the fun, neighbor.

Yeah, not really
a black thing.

I'm sorry, Des.

I'm just trying
to distract myself

from becoming a widow.
[ Laughs ]

Mnh-mnh.
Don't say that.

Bryce has a good head
on his shoulders.

Baby, Bryce is a drug addict
just recovered.

He doesn't have so much
as a criminal pinky bone

in his whole body.

If the Dixie Mafia
don't get him,

then all those pills will,

and it's gonna take us so long
to pay back Uncle Daddy.

I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I wasn't there

to keep an eye on him.

It's not your fault, babe.
You can't be everywhere.

I know you want out from under
this mess just as much as I do.

God, I want that.
I want it so bad.

I want to get the salon.
I want to live the dream.

I...
[ Sniffles ]

I want it for all of us.

Do you think we're gonna be
stuck in Husser-ville forever?

I know we won't.

That family
is like quicksand.

The more you struggle,
the more they just suck you in.

Come here. Don't cry.

[ Sobs ]

♪♪

They're here.

Set it down.

Worked like a charm,
didn't it?

Yes, sir.

I knew it would.

That's for you.

Thank you, sir.

Get you going.

[ Pills rattle ]

[ Door opens, closes ]

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

[ Sniffles, neck cracks ]

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ]

What took you so long?

I missed you, baby girl.

[ Exhales deeply ]

I missed you, too, baby.
I missed you so much.

[ Both moaning ]

♪♪