All language subtitles for Blake West - Red Head Loves The Dick - BangBus

Look at this. I asked for a clean -cut
white boy, and they give me this.

I mean, you can at least unbutton the
top button.

That's part of my style, man. That's
your style? That's my swagger.

You got swag? Is that it? Yeah. Oh,

this is... Well, where are we right now?
Malone.

We got Mr. Emo back here, and we've got
Mr.

Swagger in the front, clean -cut. You
see my hair on my fucking eyes?

Actually, it's true. You do have your
hair back.

congratulations so look man today i have
a couple hundred dollars all right i

don't know where are we going man um i
don't know anywhere the road takes us

okay applebee's is it just doesn't work
out yeah shopping center there's

probably girls you guys want to pick up
a girl coming out of publics yeah man

there might be some chick doing her
nails or something

Pick up a girl with groceries. Maybe we
can eat her food.

I'd eat her groceries.

That'd be some asshole thing to do.

I'm down.

Dude, with this kind of money, I mean,
you could bullshit.

You could just say, you could say things
like, you know, how much did you just

spend? And she's going to say like a
hundred bucks.

Well, here, have a hundred.

Yeah.

I can start with 20.

Look at this, man.

Look at this. This is the first.

talent in the van that actually has
money.

I'm proud of you.

I'm proud of you, Richard.

Okay, so here's Publix.

Just look around, check it out, feel it
out.

Wait, wait. Stay right here for a
second.

I don't mind a little junkage, huh?

Did he?

I thought so. The guy that was crossing
the street.

Yeah? I'm not sure, though.

People see a camera anymore, and they're
just... What should we say?

You live here?

Yeah. You're way too white to be living
here.

I know.

You know that?

I know. Is your boyfriend Latin?

I don't have a boyfriend.

She just said she is. You don't have a
boyfriend?

No. It's because you're white.

Exactly, yes.

I'm just kidding. No, no, no. It's a
weird place to live, man.

Cuban women, Colombian women, they have
a lot going on around here. They have

all the power, all the say.

It sucks.

What the hell am I saying?

You have $20 on you. This is yours.

For what?

You made money today.

You got $5 a foot long and you made
money.

Is that the most annoying song ever? $5
a foot long?

It's so annoying that you have to go and
eat it. Of course.

What did you get?

For me and for my Co -worker, actually.

Where do you work?

I'm an EMT.

You don't look like you're an EMT at
all.

Casual Wednesday.

I get to wear whatever I want.

Come on. For real? You can't dress like
that as EMT. I can dress however I feel.

What do you do for EMT today?

Today?

Right now, I'm just talking.

I said I'm on break right now.

No, what do you do? In general?

Like, in general.

Work on ambulances.

Okay. Save people. I don't know.

You saved people?

Have you ever really saved anybody?

Personally, no. Gave CPR a few times.

You did?

Yeah. That's kind of a big deal.

Yeah. Did they die?

No. So you saved them?

I guess.

Alright, well, we appreciate...
Actually, real quick, my friend Richie,

stand next to you?

Just for a second?

Yeah. Okay, creepy, but go ahead. Just
really fast. Do you know what an emo is?

Yeah. What is emo?

It's like the... Do you think I'm emo?

Put on your glasses.

These are aviators. These are definitely
not aviators. Yeah, no, no, no. Your

pants, your shoes.

A little bit. You're a pretty girl right
there, man. A little bit. Dude, calm

down, guy. Are you serious? I don't want
to lose this girl.

Is she pretty?

Yeah, she's pretty cute.

So, look.

Do you want to tell her what we're doing
today?

Yeah, basically.

You would be number three, by the way.
Lucky number three. Wow.

Interviewing hot chicks and asking them,
you know, some personal questions.

Personal questions like what?

I'm asking them for you.

She doesn't have a boyfriend.

What nationality are you, Richie?

I'm Spanish.

You're a Spaniard, right?

Look at this. Have you ever been with a
Spaniard?

No.

Well, he's single too.

Listen, listen, I know you have...

I know you have like a foot long for
your friend.

Do you have to go straight back to work?

Can this be worth your while?

Do you know who's on this?

Do you know who that is?

It's Mr. Wright. I see that.

But only if you can hang out with us. We
actually have to interview you driving

around a little bit. How long is this
going to take?

I don't know. How long is this going to
take?

30 minutes on your time. 30 minutes. 30
minutes?

That's a long time.

How about this? Can we drop you off
where you work and then you can come

later on and pick up your car?

I can do that.

Make a phone call if you want.

Then you save time. You'll be back in
time. Here, I'll let you two talk. We'll

roll up about 10 feet.

We'll let you guys talk.

Tell her what we want to interview her
about.

There.

I don't want to... Wait, stop here, stop
here.

I don't want to close this.

I think I already closed the deal. I
don't want to oversell.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I think
she's coming. Yeah, she's already

didn't give her the $100, though, so
that's kind of cool.

She wants it. She's got to come with.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying, man.

So what, you don't... One second, one
second.

So are you... What's up with the
collared shirt, man, all the way to the

Well, you know, I just got out of
school, so... No, no, no, with the top,

why can't you just, like... She's on the
phone.

She's cool?

Yep. Sounds like it's cool.

Let's go, come on. Let's go.

So are we dropping you off after?

Yes, afterwards.

Okay, alright.

Your car is going to be safe here?

I think so. You can get dropped back off
after.

You locked her, right?

Yeah.

Here, come sit here for a second.

Let me scope you out. Let me check you
out.

What is up?

So why don't you have a boyfriend?

Um, because I moved here recently.

Your skin looks a little pale.

Yeah. You should get some... Get some
sun?

A little bit.

Yeah, I'm just saying for your, you
know, because... Are you originally

Do you like to go boating and stuff?

No. What? I get sick on boats.

I've been on a whale watching boat and I
was really sick.

Oh, you're one of those, like,
homebodies, huh? Yeah. You don't like to

the house?

Pretty much.

Like...

Scare like you're into movies like
Halloween movies aren't you? No, you're

don't know. You just seem weird Yeah,

right horror movies like someone that
likes to be caved in

Yeah, have you ever heard of a man cave
no

you don't know what it is what is it

It's like their favorite place. They
watch TV and play video games. Go ahead,

man. Let's roll out of here.

But I'm thinking, you probably have a
chick cave, don't you?

You like to sit and do nothing, watch
TV.

What's your favorite show?

True Blood, probably.

Oh, that is it.

That was fun the first year, right? Now
it's kind of crappy.

Isn't it supposed to be really crappy?

What's it about? Like a bunch of
vampires that drink a soda that's full

blood? Not quite.

Something like that?

What's another good show?

I don't know.

Are you into Lost?

No, I never actually... I'm getting into
the second season. I have to figure out

what's in that hole, man.

I'm so excited.

Man, I'm so excited.

What's in that hole?

What's down there?

I've never seen it.

I'm so far behind. Everybody keeps
telling me to watch it.

and now i'm getting friends to tell me
not to watch it because because the last

season i guess the ending kind of sucks
yeah the whole season like every

season because the first season cost me
about 40 hours of my life yeah like

seriously took a whole week of my life
it'll cost you a lot more hours you'll

disappointed you'll be angry i'll be
angry i'll be just completely

because you haven't seen it no i don't
even

Yeah, I'm still watching old school
shows on TV, like The Wonder Years.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, that's a good one. Growing Pains.
They still have them on TV.

Nick at Night, right? Is it Nick at
Night?

Love that.

Yeah, every once in a while I watch The
Fresh Prince.

What's that?

Welcome back, Carter.

Welcome back, Carter. What are you doing
without a boyfriend, huh?

I don't know.

I haven't met any yet.

Question.

I'm so hungry right now. Can I have one
of your subs?

Um, no.

Oh, man, that's mean. Fuck, I wanted
some, too. Yeah, I know.

Right?

Can't.

What's the most exciting thing you've
ever done with your life?

My life? Besides going to, like, wedding
receptions. What's the craziest shit

you've ever done?

You don't think my job is crazy?

No, not at all. I would not recommend
that. It's something that's crazy.

That's a job. Everyone has a job.

What's something exciting? Have you ever
flashed at a party? Have you ever

gotten drunk?

Holy shit, how old are you? I'm 18. Can
I see your ID, please?

Yeah.

Any girl that says she's 18 to 21, right
away you gotta see her ID. Of course.

How old are you, Richie?

You're 25?

Oh man, you're getting up there in age,
man.

What is going on with you?

He's been single for a while. He's kind
of going through some depression right

now. He's going through some emotional
rollercoaster.

No,

he doesn't look like he is.

He's Mr. Emo.

Mr. Emotional.

Yeah, yeah, you've been enjoying
watching your girlfriend in bed with

friend. So who would you be more upset
with, your best friend or your

My boyfriend, probably.

Are you sure about that?

Yeah. Because BFFs are forever, right?

Yeah. Isn't that what it means?

Well, I'm not going to marry them.

Well, how do you know?

Let me explain something to you that
really pisses me off, all right?

Okay. There is no guy you're going to
meet that is going to be more important

than your friends.

Even if you meet a guy you're going to
marry, even if you get pregnant.

Okay. Because eventually, you're going
to share your life with another guy.

And all his friends that you're with,
that you broke up with, they're no

in your life.

Yeah. Unless you start dating them,
like, in years.

That's something that happened to you?

I'm just, no, I'm just, well, from
experience of knowing people and

you can't trust,

the only people you can trust are your
friends and maybe your family.

Maybe your family?

Maybe. Hey, don't, you know what I can't
stand about Miami?

What? I live in a Cuban community, and
let me tell you something.

I love my community.

There's always somebody home.

it's like 24 hours surveillance at my
house i love it i absolutely love it but

this is what i hear and let me tell you
something about cuban families man when

they say that blood is thicker than
water there's no that's not uh it's it's

definitely thicker than water that's for
sure man the cuban families they they

they party together they live together
they work together that's it

But humans are still humans. If you're
telling me that they wouldn't cross each

other, that's bullshit.

I've seen it.

I've heard, you know, blood thicker than
water, and then boom.

One cousin knocks another cousin out in
front of the whole family.

Like, totally knocks them out. Like,
I've seen it. And then the whole

torn apart.

No, believe it or not, they get over it.

No, no, no, I gotta tell you.

You know?

But... And that's the problem with this
guy.

What's my problem? Is that I'm trying to
tell you to make men's with your best

friend and try and figure something out.
He fucked up, guy. He fucked up. That

was my fiancé. He was fucking... Bro, it
wasn't your fiancé. You never gave her

a ring, guy.

I did, man.

You did?

Of course. Do I gotta fucking call you
up? But let me tell you something, man.

would've thought I would've known that
she was your fiancé, guy.

I don't know. So we're ugly anyway. So
he's... Oh, that's... Fucked up.

No, but... His fiance is ugly. That's
too deep of a blow to forgive.

Maybe I can forgive. So which one would
you forgive first?

None of them.

Neither one, huh? You have to pick one.

Oh, it's true. No, no, no, no. What
you're saying is true. It's rough.

But everybody makes mistakes, man. And
pussy sometimes... Yeah, exactly. She's

my friend. I could forgive him. Are you
red? Like, really red?

Yeah. Like down there you're red? If I
didn't shave, yeah.

Would be.

So you're pretty, I mean, I thought
redheads have more fun, you know?

You don't seem like a very exciting
person.

Thanks. Well, I don't know.

I asked you what the most exciting thing
you've ever done and you say you work

at emergency medical something.

You see cool stuff.

What's that?

You see cool stuff.

Yeah, like blood and stuff. That's not
exciting.

See, you're into that. Do you cut
yourself? Let me see. No. You don't cut

yourself. No. You're not into that? No.
The adrenaline?

No. Bleeding? I think it's gross.

Oh, man. You don't listen to many Eminem
songs.

Actually, I used to have a huge crush on
him.

For what? Because he's albino too, huh?
I don't know.

You guys could be a perfect couple.

Yeah. I could see you two living in a
trailer.

Oh, thank you.

Trailer trash. But like a nice trailer.

He has hella money. Double wide. But he
has more money than you do.

Oh, hell yeah.

He has more money than fucking most
people.

No, I can't talk shit about him. He's
just, he's cool people.

But I gotta tell you, I can talk shit
about you.

Yeah? Yeah.

I don't know, what's the most exciting
thing you've ever done?

Uh... Example. What's the most exciting
thing you've ever done?

Uh... Shit, I got...

shit -faced at a party and I fucked a
girl on a sofa in front of all of her

friends. See, now that's exciting.

No, no, no. He wanted to show off.

And he showed his unit to everybody.

And all the girls were loving it. And
the girls get so turned on when you're

fucking their friends. They don't say
it. They don't say it, but when you're

fucking in front of them, they love that
shit. Was there any titty action going

on? Like girls flashing at all that
time? They were all touching themselves.

They were all feeling themselves.

And we were just getting horny as fuck.
Like for instance, for you, for

instance. Have you ever flashed?

Yeah. Like at a party?

Out of a van, once actually, at a guy
who was honking at us. A van like this?

Well honk, dude, honk.

Okay, do it. I mean, the guy outside.

Come on, come on.

Alright, did he pay you?

No. Well, we're about to pay you, honey.

Let us see some titties.

How come I made like Tesla money off you
guys?

Yeah, you gotta let us like...

see them you got to give us your bra for
that money though you got to you got to

give us your bra sit up richie i could
just show you no you got to give us your

bra a hundred dollars is worth a couple
bras you got to go i first want to just

see i want to see how red your nipples
are oh my god you are red look at

richie's already grabbing her titties
you're just happy about the money aren't

you money money get to places yeah money
talks bullshit do

you have okay listen i'll give you
another hundred dollars if you still

red bush well you're out of luck why
would you shave that that's like

that's horrible not many women have red
hair down there that's something you

gotta show off no you gotta let the
pubes grow up to your belly button

disgusting well it's disgusting there's
nothing disgusting about that yeah Your

attitude is the only thing gross here.

Thank you. Baby, I love your boobs. Can
I see them again?

I'm sorry, by the way.

I'm bipolar.

Show me, please.

I'll like you more.

Uh -huh, that was $220.

I know, right?

$220. You gotta let Richie nibble on
your right nipple.

Maybe not nibble on it. Can he lick it?

You want Spanier to come at you?

This guy...

Have you seen the movie Gladiator? No.

She said yes.

No what?

No, I've never seen that movie. Oh,
okay.

There you go, Richie, getting it in.

Nice. How's it taste?

Smoky. Smoky. How's it feel, babe?

Pretty good, actually. You like that? I
do.

Go ahead. I think she's giving you the
right of way.

Oh, I am, huh?

Green light.

Look like it.

See, now, why couldn't we get any other
girl to do that?

I mean, I mean... You guys pay her?
Money walks. Yeah, we gave her money and

everything. Money walks, money talks,
man.

I guess she's more about her money than
other girls are, you know?

Yeah.

I need it.

I know EMP school isn't cheap, so...
It's probably free. She's probably one

those... One of those what?

Go ahead, sorry.

I mean, isn't EMT for, like, people that
don't have anything else to do?

Serious.

You don't get paid,

do you?

You do?

I do.

It's a real job.

Oh, I didn't know that. There is, but
I'm not one of them.

Well, you're not dressed.

What did she say it was today?

Casual Wednesdays? Casual Wednesdays.

I just thought that was a myth.

No, it's for real.

Would you consider us right now?

Casual? This isn't, this is everyday for
us. Yeah, he doesn't wear this

everyday. So how do you like his, um...
What? How do you like his, um, his

coming at you like that?

Can you give him a shout out?

You should, you should kiss her. I think
she wants you to kiss her.

I'll shut up.

Why are you laughing? It's not funny.

Look at this hater driving.

You're not hating, are you?

We should play the whole show her yours,
she'll show you hers kind of thing.

Oh man, he's bossy. Look at this. You
can never trust a Spaniard. You can

trust a Spaniard.

They're smooth talkers.

I hope he's gone tomorrow.

I hope he, like, probably doesn't have a
phone or anything.

Not even an identity.

What the fuck are you doing? I was
kidding.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Put it in her hand
and see, like... And that's how it

begins. That's how it begins?

You do this with a lot of women?

But you're a special type, baby. Don't
worry about it.

Only the hot ones. Only the hot ones?

Sound like a pickup line to me.

Right? It was.

I don't think he's never... He's never
been with a redhead before. Never been

with a redhead before?

Actually, I thought about redheads.

Alright. Okay, well, I haven't been with
a...

The cock's out. I mean, I don't know
what you guys are negotiating. Yeah,

the fuck are you guys still talking
about, man? You just put it in your

and put it away.

What are you talking? I will give you...
You don't need to give her anything

else. It's the done deal.

Oh, yeah? No, no, no, no, no.

Just... Actually, I don't have anything
to give you. I just checked.

Aw. You're giving her enough money.

Would you go down on me?

You know, still at it?

Are we still talking?

Okay, now this is where we wanted to get
to. There we go.

Do you want to hold her red hair back?

There she is.

Hello.

Dang.

What's up?

supposed to be a break, huh? Mm -hmm.
Yeah.

Keep it up.

I just want to see what's in here.

What do we have here?

A picture.

What mom?

I'm pooped out.

I'm so pooped out.

I'm a bit strong on the oil and beer,
bro.

Jesus Christ.

Holy crap, man.

Holy crap, yeah.

I'm sorry.

I just had a bite of your sandwich.

I'll get you another one. We both had a
bite of your sandwich.

What is it, banana peppers?

You put banana peppers in here?

Who eats banana peppers?

I'm sorry, keep going.

Want a bite?

No.

Thank you, by the way.

What's your co -worker going to say?

She already called her. She's probably
eating.

Damn, she could suck dick all day.

You need your dick sucked, bro?

I need my dick sucked.

Maybe we can all get our dicks sucked.
Can we run a train on you?

You know what the train is?

No. You don't know what it is? No. You
said no.

I have no idea what that is.

They don't do train up in Utah?

No.

We just all put it in your hole. That's
it.

No.

That's mean.

Three dicks, three holes. I may not be
Spaniard.

He doesn't trust your driving, that guy.

You guys want to go to the back?
Comfortable?

Yeah, actually.

Back's coming.

Think I'm in love with her.

Just got in the band, started sucking
cock.

I love that.

Dirty little red.

I've been wanting to do something like
this for the past couple of days.

So, do you wanna fuck?

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Strap on, partner.

You believe this?

I was just about to ask you the same
thing.

Well, you're the bitch to do it, huh?

Just grab my boot.

There.

Bend over, Ben.

All fours.

Can you put your ass right in the
camera's face?

Of course I can do that.

Of course.

She can't handle Spaniard.

He's like very quiet.

As soon as this can happen, what do you
say, baby? Can you handle it? Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah, much better. Really? Yeah.

You got a hot little body.

Nice titties.

Take it, take that, take that.

Thank you very much.

Bang Bros.

It's on your chin.

It's on your chin. Look at me.

Don't you do it. Don't you.

Okay,

that's too much. Yeah.

Don't look at me anymore.

That was fun, right? Yeah.

Who are you?

You still have it dripping on your chin.

Shake your face.

No. This is awkward, but it's actually
right here. This is perfect.

Are you hungry?

I'm starving.

Oh, well, my nephew works up here at
this place called Hungry Bear.

I just texted him. He told me I can come
in and get anything I want.

Okay. So, yeah, we'll stop there. I'll
get you a sub.

It's better than the crap that we ate,
which I got to be honest, it was

pretty good. Yeah, it wasn't crap at
all. The BMT was off the chain.

Yeah.

Well, your homegirl's BMT was off the
chain.

Oh, shit, he just texted me.

I told him I'm with a new redhead chick.

He was like, send me a picture.

I have an idea. Why don't you go in
there, and I want you to... Okay, he

looks like Spaniard here. He has a hat
on, a stocking cap on his head, and he

says...

I want you to go in and say, I'm the
redhead you're talking about.

Alright? There's only three guys in
there.

Just really quickly, okay?

Okay. Alright? We gotta find a spot to
park. I'll go in with you.

Here. Can you throw me my shoes?

Awesome.

Cool.

You guys just find a parking spot.

Alright.

Here, go ahead, actually. You know what?

Just walk in and say, I'm the redhead
you were

talking about.

Just really quick, and then I'll follow
you.

Here, guys, just go ahead and park up
here.

Oh,

she's in.

Oh, she's gone.

She's gone, bro. Let's get out of here.

I don't know anybody that works there,
man. Actually, I do.

But, like... I didn't know that place
existed.

Are you kidding me? This place is for
real.

We need to get the fuck out. It's for
real.

Oh, man. Wait, wait, wait.

Did we take... Do we have her purse and
shit?

Yeah.

We have everything?

Yeah.

Oh, that's fucked up.

That is fucked up. You got a purse, you
got her...

We got everything, man. And all our
money back.