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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.73,0:00:06.73,Default,,0,0,0,,you can find me on and pless support me\Nhttps://www.youtube.com/@titoGamersHaven
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.76,0:00:08.51,Default,,0,0,0,,-This the place?\N-This the place.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.97,0:00:14.60,Default,,0,0,0,,-This the stuff?\N-This the stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.68,0:00:16.64,Default,,0,0,0,,And this is no ordinary stuff, Morty.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.73,0:00:18.60,Default,,0,0,0,,This sap is primo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.86,0:00:27.95,Default,,0,0,0,,-What the hell?\N-Shit! Vines!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.53,0:00:33.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Locusts come to harvest my bounty.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.37,0:00:35.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, giant ancient tree guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.33,0:00:37.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry. We thought the sap\Nwas accountability-free.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.91,0:00:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, we're not locusts,\Njust a couple adventurers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.58,0:00:43.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Spacefarers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.09,0:00:45.21,Default,,0,0,0,,You consume your planets,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.30,0:00:48.72,Default,,0,0,0,,then spread your sickness\Nto the stars.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.80,0:00:51.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Nah. Nah, man.\NWe're clean, I promise.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.13,0:00:54.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, yeah. We just got tested,\Nand I got a bit of a soy allergy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.10,0:00:58.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a place for animals like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.23,0:01:02.19,Default,,0,0,0,,You will be reformed!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.86,0:01:06.07,Default,,0,0,0,,What is...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.04,0:01:25.54,Default,,0,0,0,,...this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.63,0:01:27.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, Morty. Not ideal.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.67,0:01:29.80,Default,,0,0,0,,But I promise you,\Nthe sap will be worth it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.88,0:01:32.55,Default,,0,0,0,,I had the craziest night\Non this stuff a few weeks ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.46,0:02:06.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm all wobbly, Rick.\NWhat the fuck's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.00,0:02:08.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm in the same position you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.50,0:02:11.17,Default,,0,0,0,,But I can guess that those roots\Nextracted the biological data
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.26,0:02:13.97,Default,,0,0,0,,we think of as our minds\Nand reincarnated us as amoeba.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.05,0:02:15.72,Default,,0,0,0,,How do we get our old bodies back?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.80,0:02:17.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's the wrong question,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.35,0:02:19.43,Default,,0,0,0,,but it's the one\Nall new cellmates ask.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.35,0:02:21.60,Default,,0,0,0,,"Cellmates."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.68,0:02:23.81,Default,,0,0,0,,We use humor to stay sane\Nin this place.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.89,0:02:26.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, sir. Many folks have tried\Nto raid this planet
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.52,0:02:27.94,Default,,0,0,0,,and ended up down here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.02,0:02:30.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Growth and rebirth.\NThe ball and chain around our ankles.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.78,0:02:33.03,Default,,0,0,0,,In here, a man can truly change.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.11,0:02:35.24,Default,,0,0,0,,But don't mistake that for freedom.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.32,0:02:38.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Give me your cytoplasm,\Nyou limp-dick motherfucker!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.08,0:02:48.17,Default,,0,0,0,,-What?\N-Huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.25,0:02:49.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess if you die, you start over.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.84,0:02:51.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Good thing we hadn't made\Nmuch progress.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.55,0:02:54.09,Default,,0,0,0,,-Try not to die, Morty.\N-Hello, my delicious friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.17,0:02:56.59,Default,,0,0,0,,-He's multicellular now!\N-Back for another helping?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.68,0:02:59.39,Default,,0,0,0,,-Spawn-camping piece of shit!\N-Jesus!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.47,0:03:01.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Prison rules, Morty.\NGet to the top of the food chain
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.60,0:03:02.89,Default,,0,0,0,,or you're someone's dinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.85,0:03:05.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, get in here.\NWe need the nutrients.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.48,0:03:08.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, it's like salty tapioca.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.77,0:03:11.36,Default,,0,0,0,,If this place is dumb enough\Nto let us manipulate our DNA, Morty,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.44,0:03:12.98,Default,,0,0,0,,then we'll just evolve our way out.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.07,0:03:14.07,Default,,0,0,0,,First step is fins.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.15,0:03:16.24,Default,,0,0,0,,-Wait. How?\N-Mitosis, Morty.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.32,0:03:18.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Think really hard\Nabout being your own daughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.79,0:03:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Being a fish isn't so bad.\NSwimming is fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.42,0:03:30.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I do like how you're never thirsty.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.96,0:03:32.67,Default,,0,0,0,,And the whole world's your toilet.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.18,0:03:41.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Oh, air. So good.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.68,0:03:42.85,Default,,0,0,0,,So good.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.98,0:03:53.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Toughen up, Morty.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.07,0:03:55.74,Default,,0,0,0,,The primordial soup\Nwas just the beginning.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.82,0:03:57.45,Default,,0,0,0,,We're in some kind of hollow earth.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.53,0:03:59.32,Default,,0,0,0,,The reincarnation field\Nmust be contained
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.41,0:04:00.74,Default,,0,0,0,,within the warden's root lattice.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.82,0:04:03.24,Default,,0,0,0,,If we escape to the surface,\Nwe escape the cycle.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.83,0:04:08.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Goddamn it, Morty. You're a lungfish.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.37,0:04:09.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Use your lungs.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.35,0:04:28.02,Default,,0,0,0,,-Sorry.\N-You know how much willpower it takes
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.10,0:04:29.31,Default,,0,0,0,,to drown yourself?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.39,0:04:30.69,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you want to try next?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.77,0:04:32.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I got eight words for you...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.90,0:04:33.94,Default,,0,0,0,,legs.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.98,0:04:37.90,Default,,0,0,0,,This is great. We let our food\Ncome to us and plan our next move.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.99,0:04:39.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I think I'm stuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.07,0:04:41.53,Default,,0,0,0,,-In our own web?\N-It's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.62,0:04:43.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll use you and pull myself up.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.53,0:04:45.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't! Damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.12,0:04:48.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Not so fun, is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.91,0:04:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,-Eat shit!\N-I'm gonna!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.62,0:04:53.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Morty, I'm gonna evolve wings,\Nand then I'm gonna kill that guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.34,0:04:58.97,Default,,0,0,0,,This is amazing, Rick.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.05,0:05:00.47,Default,,0,0,0,,And really quick to get to.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.55,0:05:02.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Birds are basically small dinosaurs.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.22,0:05:04.93,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, Morty,\Nthere's no thermals,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.01,0:05:07.56,Default,,0,0,0,,so we've got to evolve really\Nspecific wings to get up there.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.64,0:05:09.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you can't build us\Nmech suits yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.60,0:05:11.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Nah. Birds can get\Nwherever they want,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.35,0:05:13.10,Default,,0,0,0,,but can't do anything\Nonce they get there.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.19,0:05:14.77,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like astral projection.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.86,0:05:16.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, shit! He can get us\Ndown here too.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.28,0:05:25.37,Default,,0,0,0,,All right. Pretty obvious\Nwe gotta climb a tech tree
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.45,0:05:26.87,Default,,0,0,0,,to climb the actual tree.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.95,0:05:28.41,Default,,0,0,0,,And we do that with...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.50,0:05:31.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Hands. Supple, grippy hands
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.83,0:05:33.75,Default,,0,0,0,,and a pretty familiar version of--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.83,0:05:35.63,Default,,0,0,0,,-God, just go already.\N-Don't wait up!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.55,0:05:44.93,Default,,0,0,0,,This watering hole is pretty tense.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.01,0:05:48.01,Default,,0,0,0,,-Pretty ape-heavy.\N-Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.10,0:05:51.18,Default,,0,0,0,,This hole's for apes only. Clear out.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.27,0:05:53.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, we were just drinking water.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.81,0:05:55.44,Default,,0,0,0,,And using tools!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.52,0:05:58.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, look, this guy's\Njerking off a stick with his rock.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.78,0:06:00.65,Default,,0,0,0,,He’s a stick stroker!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.74,0:06:02.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna end you, tool man.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.40,0:06:04.49,Default,,0,0,0,,We can move along.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.16,0:06:08.87,Default,,0,0,0,,-Oh my God, Rick!\N-Hey, what the fuck?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.95,0:06:11.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Kill those monkeys\Nslightly different than us.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.29,0:06:13.54,Default,,0,0,0,,-What are you doing, Rick?\N-They started it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.62,0:06:16.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Domination through technology, Morty.\NWe're going apex.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.50,0:06:17.92,Default,,0,0,0,,This stick is your god!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.00,0:06:19.46,Default,,0,0,0,,He's got a thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.76,0:06:22.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Rick?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.84,0:06:24.09,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm doing this for both of us.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.18,0:06:25.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll find you when I find you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.14,0:06:31.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess he really did bail on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.06,0:06:34.44,Default,,0,0,0,,-You lost, son?\N-Oh. Oh, hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.52,0:06:36.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Please don't kill me\Nfor my cytoplasm.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.73,0:06:40.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, child, you've been trapped\Nin the cycle of violence too long.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.98,0:06:42.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know, maybe you're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.82,0:06:44.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm tired of fighting all the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.57,0:06:45.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.74,0:06:48.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I've seen countless souls\Nwaste a billion lifetimes
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.74,0:06:50.12,Default,,0,0,0,,trying to bust out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.20,0:06:52.08,Default,,0,0,0,,But you can't fight the cycle, son.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.16,0:06:54.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You got to submit to it.\NServe nature.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.92,0:06:57.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this where you kill me?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.29,0:06:59.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you are traumatized.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.80,0:07:09.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Pollinating,\Nbuilding little hexagon houses,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.10,0:07:10.72,Default,,0,0,0,,feels good to do something positive.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.77,0:07:14.31,Default,,0,0,0,,You see? And I reckon\Nthe warden likes it too.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.39,0:07:15.69,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you in for, Morty?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.77,0:07:19.27,Default,,0,0,0,,I was a scout for an orc species\Nlooking for planets to conquer.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.36,0:07:22.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I was a scout for a sludge species\Nlooking for planets to conquer.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.07,0:07:27.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm a touch different\Nbecause I was a pod person
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.28,0:07:29.24,Default,,0,0,0,,looking for planets to conquer.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.32,0:07:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I was helping my grandpa get sap.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.66,0:07:34.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I assume it makes energy\Nor gets you high. I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.04,0:07:36.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Aha. That adds up.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.92,0:07:40.13,Default,,0,0,0,,He seems the type\Nto be locked in here, but you don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.21,0:07:42.50,Default,,0,0,0,,-Thank you!\N-It's a... There's a...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.67,0:07:46.13,Default,,0,0,0,,G-O-R...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.34,0:07:51.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Should’ve spelled "ape."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.64,0:07:54.06,Default,,0,0,0,,On to the next one.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.14,0:07:56.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Every cycle evolves\Nus closer to parole.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.69,0:07:58.44,Default,,0,0,0,,-Yeah!\N-Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.27,0:08:03.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I'm so fucking wounded.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.11,0:08:04.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone follow my lead.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.82,0:08:06.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Your lead? I'm the alpha.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.32,0:08:07.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Dog, I'm the alpha.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.57,0:08:10.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Easy prey here. Easy pickings.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.49,0:08:11.49,Default,,0,0,0,,-Get him.\N-Now!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.57,0:08:13.03,Default,,0,0,0,,-I'm the alpha.\N-On my go!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.45,0:08:16.41,Default,,0,0,0,,A hole? This isn't alpha at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.50,0:08:20.00,Default,,0,0,0,,We're all betas now.\NCome on, time to meet the boss.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.29,0:08:26.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey. I know usually\NI'd be trying to eat you and all,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.51,0:08:28.05,Default,,0,0,0,,but maybe Los Lobos and The Herd--
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.13,0:08:30.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! No interspecies solidarity.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.97,0:08:38.02,Default,,0,0,0,,The wolves\Nhave been incorporated, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.10,0:08:39.35,Default,,0,0,0,,All except for that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.02,0:08:42.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry for those things\NI said about apes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.56,0:08:44.07,Default,,0,0,0,,More fermented berry mash.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.15,0:08:45.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Right away, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.28,0:08:47.32,Default,,0,0,0,,It's time to climb this fucker.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.32,0:08:53.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen up, pawns.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.99,0:08:56.37,Default,,0,0,0,,We begin the task\Nof scaling this root.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.45,0:08:59.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The root will kill you\Nif you touch it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.25,0:09:01.92,Default,,0,0,0,,You will go one at a time\Nfor observation purposes.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.00,0:09:03.17,Default,,0,0,0,,On. Now.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.25,0:09:05.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Kind of feel like I'm being punished\Nfor my loyalty, but--
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.92,0:09:07.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Lead by example, Gorilla Number 3.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.35,0:09:24.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Gas 20 feet up.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.69,0:09:25.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Next!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.91,0:09:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what? Fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.08,0:09:41.08,Default,,0,0,0,,If we can't break out, we break him.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.74,0:10:21.16,Default,,0,0,0,,So we clean shit from the ocean?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.25,0:10:22.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Ocean needs cleanin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.54,0:10:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,And we shit in the ocean?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.84,0:10:28.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Ocean needs shittin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.22,0:10:35.97,Default,,0,0,0,,And we shit in the soil\Nwhile eating shit out of the soil?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.05,0:10:38.51,Default,,0,0,0,,You're pretty hung up\Non the shit part of it, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.39,0:10:44.77,Default,,0,0,0,,What's troubling you, son?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.85,0:10:47.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, I like the nonviolence,\Ndon't get me wrong,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.94,0:10:49.40,Default,,0,0,0,,and having a shell is fun,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.48,0:10:52.28,Default,,0,0,0,,but it just feels like\Nwe're going in circles.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.36,0:10:54.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's what\Na healthy ecosystem is.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.74,0:10:58.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Eventually, the warden will notice\Nour piety and set us free.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.41,0:11:01.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Until then, we find peace in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.37,0:11:05.58,Default,,0,0,0,,So a reformed prisoner is someone\Nwho doesn't want to leave the prison?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.67,0:11:07.17,Default,,0,0,0,,See? You get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.25,0:11:10.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, now you're probably\Njust hungry. Here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.38,0:11:12.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess I don't want to eat\Nwhoever that is.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.96,0:11:14.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, son, that's a vegetable.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.97,0:11:17.18,Default,,0,0,0,,No one picks being a vegetable.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.26,0:11:20.22,Default,,0,0,0,,You'd have to really give up\Nto be one of those.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.31,0:11:24.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, I think I'm maybe gonna brave
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.31,0:11:25.64,Default,,0,0,0,,the rest of this life alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.73,0:11:27.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you know where to find us.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.90,0:11:29.56,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll be eating shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.21,0:13:15.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Sun! Real sun!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.51,0:13:20.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, great Warden! I did it!\NI figured it out!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.55,0:13:23.68,Default,,0,0,0,,The goal is to be a plant, like you!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.35,0:13:27.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa! So many nutrients\Nin the soil up here.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.22,0:13:28.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.98,0:13:33.15,Default,,0,0,0,,The life cycles of the guilty\Nprovide nourishment.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.23,0:13:34.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.44,0:13:36.32,Default,,0,0,0,,But that's more of a by-product
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.40,0:13:38.07,Default,,0,0,0,,than the point of all this, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.95,0:13:44.91,Default,,0,0,0,,So... I live up here now?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.99,0:13:48.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. This is my spot.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.33,0:13:51.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I can go find my own planet.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.58,0:13:56.84,Default,,0,0,0,,You would kinda need to be\Na spacefarer for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.92,0:13:58.38,Default,,0,0,0,,And I don't like those.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.46,0:14:01.05,Default,,0,0,0,,But now you know\Nhow cool it is to be a tree.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.13,0:14:02.55,Default,,0,0,0,,-Oh.\N-Boink!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.98,0:14:20.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, we have that\Nbronze post-mortem in ten,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.74,0:14:23.53,Default,,0,0,0,,followed by the all-hands\Non opposable thumbs.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.74,0:14:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll reschedule.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.16,0:14:34.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Look who it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.37,0:14:35.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't have to do this, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.88,0:14:38.29,Default,,0,0,0,,The system's rigged.\NHe wants us fighting each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.38,0:14:40.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Sounds like I'm on the right side\Nof history.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.42,0:14:41.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Morty!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.92,0:14:44.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, Morty, let's shake a leg.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.38,0:14:46.64,Default,,0,0,0,,When he respawns in a second,\Nhe's not gonna be any less annoying.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.72,0:14:48.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Rick?! Is this a coincidence?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.60,0:14:50.26,Default,,0,0,0,,You died at the same time as me?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.35,0:14:51.47,Default,,0,0,0,,I saw everything, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.56,0:14:53.60,Default,,0,0,0,,You beat the system,\Nthen the system beat back.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.68,0:14:54.98,Default,,0,0,0,,He's evil, Rick!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.06,0:14:56.77,Default,,0,0,0,,He's feeding off the cycle of death!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.85,0:14:59.15,Default,,0,0,0,,We're all just mulch!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.23,0:15:01.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Damn. Pretty diabolical tree.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.11,0:15:04.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't wanna be mulch!\NI wanna go home!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.11,0:15:06.78,Default,,0,0,0,,-We have to stop killing each other!\N-We will, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.86,0:15:08.74,Default,,0,0,0,,No more death now.\NThat's what feeds the tree.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.83,0:15:10.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm back!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.37,0:15:13.33,Default,,0,0,0,,After that. Now let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.62,0:15:19.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Nants ingonyama bagithi baba!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.17,0:15:22.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for indulging me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.30,0:15:25.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not in the form of a lion,\Nbut I did want to sing the song.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.43,0:15:26.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, inmates.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.76,0:15:29.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I deserve that.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.39,0:15:30.68,Default,,0,0,0,,But I have something to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.76,0:15:33.27,Default,,0,0,0,,You expect us to listen to you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.35,0:15:36.35,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I expect you to listen to Morty.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.19,0:15:40.40,Default,,0,0,0,,The Warden seems wise and stoic,\Nbut he's just a big tree.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.48,0:15:42.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Which means we can starve him out!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.36,0:15:44.69,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a hunger strike! But for him.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.78,0:15:47.24,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll all live peacefully\Nin a contained system.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.32,0:15:48.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.45,0:15:50.41,Default,,0,0,0,,So instead of escaping,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.49,0:15:52.74,Default,,0,0,0,,we'll live in a smaller,\Nshittier prison?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.83,0:15:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,-I didn't say shittier!\N-Gorilla 3, is that you?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.46,0:15:58.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Hyena 3 now. I got a new job.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.67,0:15:59.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Seems like a lateral step.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.88,0:16:01.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Think of it more as a biodome.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.79,0:16:04.13,Default,,0,0,0,,You've spent a million lifetimes\Nbeing dogs and fish.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.21,0:16:07.51,Default,,0,0,0,,It won't kill you\Nto spend one lifetime on this.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.59,0:16:10.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Hopefully nothing will kill you.\NThat's the point of the strike.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.43,0:16:12.76,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, he does have a point.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.02,0:16:20.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, this was a mistake.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.48,0:16:22.15,Default,,0,0,0,,What? This looks great!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.23,0:16:24.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Then again, I am a bat.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.69,0:16:26.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.57,0:16:28.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Combined with Morty's\Nplant-based livin',
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.40,0:16:30.24,Default,,0,0,0,,we should all age pretty gracefully.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.32,0:16:31.87,Default,,0,0,0,,All he needs from you is...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.24,0:16:35.62,Default,,0,0,0,,-Hey. Mornin'.\N-Shittin' hard or hardly shittin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.62,0:16:38.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, when they pitched me\Non this herbivore diet,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.71,0:16:41.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I was skeptical,\Nbut then I tried the pizza.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.53,0:17:14.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I need 34 bruschettas, all day.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.41,0:17:15.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, Chimp!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.83,0:17:19.04,Default,,0,0,0,,And you laugh at all my jokes.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.12,0:17:21.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It's true, it's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.62,0:17:22.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I led us all down here
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.96,0:17:25.75,Default,,0,0,0,,with the express purpose\Nof killing our tree warden overlord,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.84,0:17:27.92,Default,,0,0,0,,which I remind you is still our goal.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.01,0:17:29.88,Default,,0,0,0,,He should actually be\Npretty weak by now.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.97,0:17:32.68,Default,,0,0,0,,However, I knew\Nwe were putting down roots,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.76,0:17:34.80,Default,,0,0,0,,but never imagined love would bloom.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.89,0:17:36.60,Default,,0,0,0,,What doesn't bloom down here?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.10,0:17:40.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Congratulations!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.98,0:17:43.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Hyena 3 and Sheep, you may now--
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.90,0:17:46.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, already doing it. Hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.36,0:17:50.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's party!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.58,0:18:03.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm so... hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.17,0:18:06.92,Default,,0,0,0,,What's happening down there?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.13,0:18:12.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Start killing each other!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.68,0:18:15.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello? Anybody?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.05,0:18:20.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you little fuckers\Nare gonna get it now!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.19,0:18:34.36,Default,,0,0,0,,"Get bent."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.45,0:18:37.28,Default,,0,0,0,,"Get bent"? Little toothless.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.37,0:18:39.16,Default,,0,0,0,,-Not that I can beat it.\N-Now!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.30,0:18:51.71,Default,,0,0,0,,It's working. He's too weak\Nto get us with his vines!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.80,0:18:54.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Good thing too. I didn't anticipate\Nhow old and pacified
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.72,0:18:56.93,Default,,0,0,0,,our forces would be\Nby the time this plan worked.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.01,0:18:59.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Hyena 3.\NMarriage made you soft.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.14,0:19:01.77,Default,,0,0,0,,-Leave him alone!\N-You were always a toxic boss!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.73,0:19:07.19,Default,,0,0,0,,It's working! Phase 2 now!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.58,0:19:20.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Pull!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.37,0:19:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,No! No!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.41,0:19:28.67,Default,,0,0,0,,This planet was my retirement!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.75,0:19:30.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Say it with me, animals!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.38,0:19:32.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Timber!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.39,0:19:44.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Doesn't anybody hate anybody anymore?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.48,0:19:48.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, birds, don't snakes\Nalways eat your eggs?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.52,0:19:50.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't... Don't fall for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.19,0:19:53.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on.\NSomeone's gotta have a grudge.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.32,0:19:55.36,Default,,0,0,0,,This is too reformed!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.44,0:19:57.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, did we evolve too much?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.82,0:20:01.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I actually have\Ndeep respect for spacefarers.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.24,0:20:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Parked your ships\Nall nice and neat up there.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.29,0:20:08.92,Default,,0,0,0,,If it makes you feel any better,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.00,0:20:11.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't steal anything\Nfrom the glove boxes!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.92,0:20:14.30,Default,,0,0,0,,No! I'm dying!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.38,0:20:18.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Plants rule...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.10,0:20:26.39,Default,,0,0,0,,So... that's it, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.48,0:20:30.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I kinda thought we'd be returned\Nto our original bodies.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.10,0:20:33.23,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no, no, we will.\NWe all just gotta believe.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.32,0:20:35.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, we all just gotta\Nclose our eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.82,0:20:39.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Hm. Okay. You guys got us this far.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.75,0:20:49.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't feel anything.\NIs it happening?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.62,0:20:51.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, it totally is.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.33,0:20:53.42,Default,,0,0,0,,You gotta keep\Nthose eyes tight, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.50,0:20:54.75,Default,,0,0,0,,You sound farther away.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.84,0:20:58.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! My leaf became a hand!\NIt's working!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.09,0:21:00.43,Default,,0,0,0,,-Hope that happens to me.\N-Whoa! Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.01,0:21:05.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Oh, so magical.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.64,0:21:10.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Interesting how it happened\Nto them first.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.56,0:21:11.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.23,0:21:13.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh man!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.24,0:21:19.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Where have you two been all day?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.70,0:21:22.03,Default,,0,0,0,,-Nunya.\N-What's that? Biology?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.11,0:21:24.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I think I know a thing or two\Nabout that.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.54,0:21:28.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.16,0:22:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,-Oop. Excuse us.\N-Huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.95,0:22:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,-Dude!\N-That was totally Hyena Number 3.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.20,0:22:09.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess people got out, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.41,0:22:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,That is not\Nhow I pictured him looking.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.58,0:22:14.83,Default,,0,0,0,,-Thanks, hon.\N-This might sound crazy,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.92,0:22:16.96,Default,,0,0,0,,but do you know\Nwho I think I just saw?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.04,0:22:19.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Was it the old man and boy\Nwho saved us from prison
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.21,0:22:21.22,Default,,0,0,0,,but also left us trapped\Nin our animal bodies?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.30,0:22:23.43,Default,,0,0,0,,You always fucking step\Non my stories!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.45,0:22:24.99,Default,,0,0,0,,you can find me on and pless support me\Nhttps://www.youtube.com/@titoGamersHaven
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.01,0:22:26.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you get any of that?
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