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'Finally, Nurse Janet Dawkins
returned home to Northolt, London.
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'Janet's the lucky nurse who, just days ago, was
rescued by the world's favourite superhero, Thermoman,
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'when a freak wind
blew her into the Grand Canyon.
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'We can see her here in his big... powerful...
muscular arms, gazing gratefully into his eyes.'
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'...gazing gratefully into his eyes.
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'...gazing gratefully into his eyes.'
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Northolt.
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Your private life's your own affair, Mr Sunday,
but will you stop leaving these in the bathroom?
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Northolt Health Centre.
...A bad cough? A BAD COUGH?!
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My husband's scarpered to Solihull leaving me with
the triplets from hell, and you've got a bad cough!
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10.45- Doctor Crispin.
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Yes, the one off breakfast telly...
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Fingers off the desk!
...'ere she comes...
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Sorry, no, this is a health centre.
No more photos, please. Please.
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Cataract op on Thursday,
Mr Ogilvy.
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Don't ask. I don't need to. Look at the papers. I
hope Mum didn't give them the photo of me as a Smurf.
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"Nurse's life flashes before her."
If that was me, I'd kill myself.
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They think I'm here just for them.
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Are you Thermoman's girlfriend?
No! I doubt if he even remembers me.
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Would you like to be? No. I don't
want to go out with a superhero.
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He could see through the door
while you're on the toilet.
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Morning, sick people.
I am always here.
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♪ Cure it! Cure it!
Cure it with Crispin! ♪
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Like it? Stand up if you didn't see my TV special on
haemorrhoids this morning... Hope you did, Mr Jackson.
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Janet, you're back. Morning, Piers.
I've been very concerned about you.
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Did you get my telegram? No. Never mind. It's reprinted
in News Of The World. Great publicity for my video.
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Good. I'll try and nearly die
every time I go away.
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You shouldn't be on your own after something traumatic.
Shall I come round in case you have nightmares?
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Sweet thought,
but I'm washing my cat.
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How about a physical check-up to...?
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No, no. It's the chemist. He's done
those prescriptions. Not now.
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AND he's got your publicity photos ready. Tell him
I'll be straight round... Who'd be a celebrity?
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I am always here.
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Where can I put this? Well, don't
give her to me... Janet, out here.
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Do you know what's wrong with her?
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She's got rheumatoid arthritis, an irregular heartbeat
and two scars where she was delivered by forceps.
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I meant, why is she unconscious?
She just fainted. And you are?
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Fine. Thanks for asking.
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Right...
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Mrs Possit? We'd better get her
into my office.
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Would you, um...?
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It's this way.
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You look very nice in that uniform.
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The panic button's under your desk,
Janet.
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Sorry, have we met, Mr...?
Sunday. George Sunday.
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No. You've never met George Sunday.
Pleased to meet you. For the first time.
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Are you all right? I think so.
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Hi.
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It's great how you do that. What? Any of it. The way you
plump that pillow. That's lovely plumping. Can I help?
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I need to find out why she fainted. Can't help. I was
too busy getting knocked down by a car. Are you OK?
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Well, I've got a sore throat.
And there's this rash I keep getting.
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Do you ever get a rash
from wearing tights?
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I don't... I don't wear tights. I'm
just interested in people that do.
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Anyway, I just carry these around. Purely herbal. Lucky
for me I run a health shop in Killeeny. There it is.
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It's for you. Me? You shouldn't...
Sorry.
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What should I give you? No, I mean...
Look, Mr Sunday... Call me George.
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No. You should see a doctor. You may
be concussed. It would make sense.
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No, I came here to see YOU. You're the most caring nurse
I've ever seen. You could cure people with a smile.
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Thanks. I try to be good. Sometimes
I'm so tired I wish I had new legs.
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I'd stick with the ones you've got.
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I like both of them.
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Terrific nerve endings.
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OLD LADY WHISTLES I'm feeling better now. Good.
I'll help you out. Will you be gone long?
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And you have to go. Do I? Yes. I've
to see a man about a sprained wrist.
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Sprained wrist, right...
C-RUNCH!
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There's no point in waiting,
Mr Sunday. I'm busy all day..
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C-RUNCH!
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Bye, Mrs Possit. He's taken a shine
to you. You think so? He's a nutter.
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Right.
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Mr Sims for Nurse Dawkins. Nurse
Dawkins. Janet Dawkins. Mr Sunday?
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Yes? Nothing. Just saying
your name. I'm right here, Janet.
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It was nice meeting you, Mr Sunday.
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Bye.
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Have you got somewhere to go to?
Like an institution of some sort?
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I'll visit cousin Arnie. He'll help.
Is he nearby? Round the corner.
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Off.
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'And the Denver Broncos game against the Dallas Cowboys
has ended with a 21-19 victory for the Broncos.'
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Yes-s-s! Pay the man. Every week
you do me. Every week, Arnie.
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What can I say? I got a talent.
Yeah. I got a nose. Yeah, yeah...
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I got a VCR.
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Hey, Cousin George. Hi, Arnie.
- Zneet, znadder, zneet.
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Good day at the office? Forest fire,
earthquake... Routine stuff.
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Am I glad I took early retirement from the superhero
business?! I thought you were fired. Me? Fired?
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I heard you charged people a call-out
to rescue them. Covering expenses...
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And you took a credit card machine to people in burning
buildings. OK, I was fired. But look at me now.
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The Ultron Planetary Council's drained
my solar batteries and I'm powerless.
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Powerless in a harsh, brutal world. I've needed
you, George. The usual problem? Usual problem.
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They put the caps on so tight.
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Arnie, listen, I need your advice.
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I've met a girl. No! What's she
like?
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Great. But there's a problem. She's from Zargus with
that double-nose and nasal hair down to her neck?
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No, she's from Northolt. But I'm not sure she wants to
go out with me. She don't want to go out with Thermoman?
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Women throw themselves off bridges so you'll catch
them. But I didn't go as Thermoman. I went as me.
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I need her to like me when I'm normal. You think
this is normal? Boy, are you in trouble?!
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I can't say I'm Thermoman until she knows me better.
You ain't been on this planet long, so listen to me.
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Normal guys give dames presents.
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Something that makes them smell good
when they're close. Toothpaste.
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Something more feminine, personal...
Depilatory cream?
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Flowers.
You can't go wrong with flowers.
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I can. I get hay-fever. Well, bring
her something YOU think she'd like.
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Take it to her, and ask her if she'd
like to go out for a meal. Out?
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It's like in, George,
but with napkins. Right.
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What do I do while she's out for this meal?
This might take some time.
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God, you look ill. I'm surprised you got out of the
house. Hello, Mrs Briggs. Is it holiday jabs? Go in.
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Janet? Mum? What are you doing here? I don't
want to come in. All those sick people.
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I've told you before, that outfit does nothing
for you. I'm a nurse. Then at least accessorise.
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Piers.
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Mrs Dawkins, tell me how you stay so young. I'll
recommend it on my show. You!...He's gorgeous!
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I loved your piece on varicose
veins. Not that I needed it.
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You have the legs of a teenager.
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On steroids.
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Doctor, an ill person would like to
see you... Have you an appointment?
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No, but I'll make one for tonight.
A welcome-home dinner. After your ordeal.
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Just you, me and...
Piers, are you free? Mum!
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Healing the sick isn't a 9-to-5 job... They're
lucky if it's 10 till 12! She is so quick.
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But I am free this evening, so I'd love to. Good.
Bistro Balzac, 7.30. Piers, you pick her up.
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Mum, I've... You've never kept a
boyfriend for more than five minutes.
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Grab him. He knows Eamonn Holmes.
But...
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And he knows some cosmetic surgeons.
You won't always have your looks.
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We've got poisons
you could give her.
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Right. Take the gift straight to her
door. If she likes it ask her out.
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Six beats a minute.
Calm down, you idiot.
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Yes, it is me.
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Hi, Janet.
Tyler, I wish you wouldn't do that.
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I thought it was "them".
I was in the spacecraft this week.
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Well, it's nice to get out the flat.
And I've met their leader. Good.
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He's metal, and when he opens his stomach, his body
lights up. You've been talking to your fridge again.
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Tyler, what were you on in the '60s?
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Well, I was on Neptune for a couple of years, and
then I got moved to Mars. Ask a silly question.
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Come on, Janet.
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I've got to get changed yet.
Are you all right with those roses?
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Sorry. Wasn't thinking.
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Thanks.
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Hello. Nurse Janet Dawkins.
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Mr Sunday? This is Mr Sunday, Dr
Crispin. He was in the centre today.
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Yes. I came in
to see a very special person.
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And I wasn't there.
It's all right. It wasn't you.
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I've got something... intimate. Well, see me in
the surgery tomorrow and we'll have it treated.
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Come on, Janet.
Can I carry your shopping?
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Thank you. That'd be nice.
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A-A-Atchoo!
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Sorry.
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If you just bung them in here. So, this is your
kitchen? More like a broom cupboard, if you ask me.
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No, it's a kitchen.
It's got a cooker.
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They want to sell my show to Norway.
Do they not want it here? Hard luck.
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Janet, tell me about your rescue.
In case they ask in interviews.
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Rescue? What rescue would that be? I
was rescued by Thermoman on holiday.
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No! Yes. I fell into the Grand Canyon -
as you do, if you're a complete prat -
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and he caught me and flew me back up
in his arms.
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He had such charisma...
Such extraordinary physical...
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We don't want to hear about that.
I do.
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He was charming. Do you know what he said? "It was a
pleasure to save the life of... Such a gorgeous woman."
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That's right.
I... heard it on the news.
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He looked like a nerd to me.
Come on. We'll be late.
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Um... Piers, why don't you go on?
I'll follow you. No, I'll wait.
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The manager wants to take your photo
for the entrance. See you there.
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So, you and he are going "out" tonight? That's
right. I'm sorry, I didn't realise. I'd better go.
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No, stay!
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Just for a bit, anyway...
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'It's Mum. I've got
a headache, darling.' Here we go.
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'It'll just be you and Piers. Don't do that thing
with your serviette.' I haven't done that in years!
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I really better be going.
Um... is that for me by any chance?
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Yes. My friend told me to give you
something feminine and personal. Ooh!
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I wonder what it is.
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Still wondering.
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It's surgical stockings.
So you won't need a new pair of legs.
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They're Nepalese.
You can strain yoghurt through them.
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Perfect.
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I won't wear them tonight as we're going out. Good...
What?! Would you like to go out for dinner? Me?!
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Just us. What about Dr Crispin? If
he's near a mirror, he'll be happy.
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I'd love to. I'll just go
and get the rest of your shopping.
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She wants to go out
with George Sunday. Yes!
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Evening. Hi, Thermoman.
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No, really I am your biggest fan.
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For the last time, I'm not Thermoman.
I'm Irish! I run a health shop.
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That's a great cover. I love how you
plugged that volcano... Tyler, is it?
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OK. I'm sorry to do this. Just hold
still - it won't hurt a bit.
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OK? Yeah, didn't hurt a bit,
Thermoman. What did you do?
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Are you there, George?
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You never said you'd met Thermoman. He rescued
me in the Grand Canyon. You rescued Janet?
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No. Thermoman rescued me.
He is Thermoman.
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Yes, of course he is... I'm so sorry about this.
He also thinks he's been to Jupiter. Right...
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We have drugs now, Tyler. We had
drugs then... Tell her who you are.
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Yep. I'm Thermoman. Whoosh. Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Nope. It's a health shop proprietor from Killeeny.
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Come on... Let's go to dinner.
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And this table here is especially for the signor
and signorina. He means us, George. It's Italian.
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Have you ever been to Italy?
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Yes, I've been to Mount Vesuvius.
I love Italians. They're so relaxed.
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The ones I met were running around screaming their
heads off. Do you understand any of this? Funghi.
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You have what I choose.
And leave you hungry? I couldn't.
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You've a lovely smile.
Did you know that?
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You're embarrassing me.
Sorry. Is that bad?
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Carry on. I'll say when to stop. You've a lovely
body under there. That's... when to stop.
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Tell me about your health shop. I love it.
Like you, I just want to help people.
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Always have. Even as a child. I remember saying when
I was a week old, "I want to help people, Mummy."
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I mean, a year... Two years old.
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Two spaghetti carbonaras. Thank you.
I'm never sure how to eat spaghetti.
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I'll show you
how us Northolt signorinas do it.
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Parmesan, madam? No, thank you.
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Delicious. No cheese for me.
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Well, this is going well, isn't it?
Pretty well.
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You liked your gift. We've gone out
for the meal. What happens next?
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I don't know.
What would you like to happen next?
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I'll be back in a minute.
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Right, I don't know what to do next.
I need help.
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You got her a present? Surgical
stockings. You do need help.
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Go back to her place
and show her the money.
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If she likes you as "Surgical
Stockings", she'll love Thermoman.
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Yes? You're Tom Cruise in tights.
Only taller.
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I'll show her what I'm made of.
Well not literally - she'd faint if I did.
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No! Not now.
212
00:20:26,072 --> 00:20:31,072
What is it? Earthquake? Forest fire?
No. Meteor. Janet'll have to wait.
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00:20:31,092 --> 00:20:35,152
It's heading for Belgium.
Janet won't have to wait.
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No, Arnie.
Even Belgians matter to Thermoman.
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Zneet.
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00:20:45,352 --> 00:20:48,132
Still nobody there, Signorina.
217
00:20:48,152 --> 00:20:53,312
"Janet, you've never kept a boyfriend
more than five minutes." Shut up!
218
00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:07,332
İt's Harry Houdini.
Can I come in?
219
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George, it's late. Busy day tomorrow and I've just
been stood up by the spaghetti sucker of Killeeny.
220
00:21:14,212 --> 00:21:20,712
Please, let me come in. You just left
me, George. Why? And I want the truth.
221
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I had to save Belgium
from total destruction.
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Pathetic.
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Please, let me show you something.
What are you doing?! Won't be a sec.
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I'm prepared to call the police!
225
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It was a pleasure to save the life
of such a beautiful woman.
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Well, what do you think? You are Thermoman. Da-daa!
We're going to have such fun. Look what I can do.
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This is not happening... Granny!
228
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It's yours, but just for tonight.
229
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George, will you stop?
230
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Remote control? Who needs one?
231
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'And in Belgium, Thermoman...' It's me! '...averted
catastrophe as he deflected a giant meteorite.'
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I said stop. I can't take this in.
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I was with a sweet Irishman, and suddenly it's
like being with a maniac. What do you mean?
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You saved my life. That's powerful
stuff, but... I don't understand.
235
00:22:58,452 --> 00:23:01,492
You're not... normal.
236
00:23:01,512 --> 00:23:07,112
You don't have your roots here. You
don't even have your dessert here.
237
00:23:07,132 --> 00:23:12,692
What I'm trying to say is...
You're not interested?
238
00:23:12,712 --> 00:23:18,032
I'm saying... you're not
what I thought you were. Thermo...
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00:23:18,052 --> 00:23:20,292
George.
240
00:23:20,312 --> 00:23:28,272
It's great when the circus comes to town, but
no-one can take the circus every day. I'm sorry.
241
00:23:30,712 --> 00:23:33,832
And those
were my grandfather's ashes.
242
00:23:33,852 --> 00:23:35,512
Sorry.
243
00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:14,802
YOU try being sympathetic when
you're having a custody battle.
244
00:24:14,822 --> 00:24:20,257
Is your husband trying to take
the triplets? No, he's refusing to.
245
00:24:20,277 --> 00:24:25,692
What are you looking so glum for?
Not the demented Irishman? No...
246
00:24:25,712 --> 00:24:32,552
Your mother rang. Said your granny's gone peculiar.
Keeps saying she went flying the other night.
247
00:24:34,552 --> 00:24:37,372
Last sickie of the day done.
248
00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:42,412
Janet, I've decided to forgive you
for that bistro mix-up.
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Good. I can sleep easy again.
It's not your fault you got lost.
250
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:54,152
It's to do with the female brain holding information.
Is it? Lots of girls I know have the same problem.
251
00:24:54,172 --> 00:24:57,352
You don't say?! Well, goodnight.
252
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God, she fancies me.
253
00:25:02,032 --> 00:25:09,272
So, are you doing anything remotely interesting
tonight. I'm taking the triplets to see The Exorcist.
254
00:25:09,292 --> 00:25:12,552
Great movie.
Who's talking about the movie?
255
00:25:27,232 --> 00:25:29,272
I don't believe it.
256
00:25:36,032 --> 00:25:43,212
It's not quite ready yet. I wasn't going to tell you
till it was ready. You've moved your shop here.
257
00:25:43,232 --> 00:25:50,272
Not the actual shop. I got it halfway across the Irish
Sea and thought, "This is silly," so I took it back.
258
00:25:50,292 --> 00:25:55,832
I brought the contents. All for me?
If you ate all these you'd be sick!
259
00:25:55,852 --> 00:25:58,572
I see what you mean. Yes. For you.
260
00:25:58,592 --> 00:26:03,272
No-one's opened a shop for me
before. That's good to hear.
261
00:26:03,292 --> 00:26:06,212
I don't know, George.
262
00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:12,992
No-one I've been out with has been as
nice as you, but they were my own species.
263
00:26:13,012 --> 00:26:17,992
It's important. I am the same
species. I've just got a few extras.
264
00:26:18,012 --> 00:26:22,532
It's the extras I'm worried about.
I'm not THAT different.
265
00:26:22,552 --> 00:26:27,722
OK, I've got six toes on each foot
for added balance and a larger navel.
266
00:26:27,742 --> 00:26:32,912
Why? No idea, but I could stuff a
duvet with all the fluff I get in it.
267
00:26:34,752 --> 00:26:39,452
Not that I've kept the fluff.
And the duvet would be very lumpy.
268
00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:46,512
Otherwise, in appearance, I am as other men. But
you're a superhero. You could go out with anyone -
269
00:26:46,532 --> 00:26:49,932
women prettier and cleverer than me.
270
00:26:49,952 --> 00:26:57,272
Janet, in my many travels across this planet, I
have met 9,842 women who are prettier than you,
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00:26:57,292 --> 00:27:01,892
and over 21,000 cleverer. Right.
272
00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:09,202
But to me you are perfection. You've captured
my hearts. Sorry, did you say heart-S?
273
00:27:09,222 --> 00:27:16,492
That's another extra. You see, Ultron males
know when they have met their one true love.
274
00:27:16,512 --> 00:27:23,632
The emotion we feel is best expressed in a verse of Earth
poetry which has become a sacred prayer on our planet.
275
00:27:25,032 --> 00:27:30,412
"I feel it in my fingers,
I feel it in my toes.
276
00:27:30,432 --> 00:27:36,992
"Your love is all around me, And so the
feeling grows." Do you know this poem?
277
00:27:37,012 --> 00:27:42,432
You've given Earth a superhero
and we've given you Wet Wet Wet.
278
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:47,872
Well, it says how I've felt about
you ever since I rescued you.
279
00:27:47,892 --> 00:27:52,432
So, shall we have a go
at the old relationship thing?
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00:27:52,452 --> 00:27:55,252
You silver-tongued charmer.
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00:27:55,272 --> 00:27:58,052
Just one thing though, George...
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Do you do everything at the speed
of light? No. Good.
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