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ANNOUNCER: Mayans. All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX.

FX presents Mr. Inbetween.

Raymond. Sup?

Where's, uh, where's Freddy?

How come you didn't put the bet on?

I did. I told ya.

You talk to Mick?

Yeah. And he said you didn't put the fuckin' bet on.

Oh, he's a fuckin' liar.

Careful, mate.

What?

I've known Mick for 20 years.

Ray... I swear to God, I put the bet on.

I don't know what Mick's talkin' about.

Uh, I got Matt here.

MAN: What'd he say?

He reckons Mick's full of shit.

What do you think?

I think somebody's full of shit.

Put him on.

Freddy wants a word with you.

Oh, yeah.

Freddy.

-Mattie.

Look, Mattie, I like you,

but I can't have people working for me

that I can't trust, okay?

What you talkin' about?

Well, if you didn't put the bet on, that's fine.

I mean, it cost me 30 grand, so it's a...

it's a problem, but we all fuck up, right?

Uh... I put the bet on, I d... I...

But lying? I can't have you lying to me.

So, if you have something to say, now's the time.

Yeah, I fucked up,

-I'm sorry, mate. -So why didn't you put the bet on?

I... I was gonna put the bet on,

but I just... I... I ran into a mate,

and he had some gear, and... yeah, I...

-just fucked up, man. -Hey, we all fuck up, man.

The important thing is that you're honest about it.

Fuck, I'm... I'm sorry, mate.

Forget it! Forget it. Put Ray back on.

Okay, thanks, Freddy.

Yeah, mate?

Fuck him up a bit. Nothin' permanent, but...

Okay. Hold on.

Next time Freddy tells you to do somethin', mate,

just fuckin' do it, huh?

I know, I know, I'm sorry, mate, I just...

What an idiot.

Oh, shit!

* Got a body like that *

* The way you move when you move *

* It does something to me *

* Bring your body in this work you're doing *

-* Like that * -* Like that *

What's news, my friend?

No news.

-Nah.

What's news with you?

-I got some bad news.

I had a bad week this week.

You have a bad week every week.

What?

How long we been doin' business?

I'm a little hurt here, Ray, to be honest.

Don't turn this around on me, shithead.

You should have the money.

Okay, okay, okay.

I got a guy owes me ten.

All right? Over in Ashfield.

You wanna go get that?

You can keep it.

Okay, so ten...

plus a G on top.

For what?

For collectin' on the debt.

Collecting on the d... You're keeping the money.

I know, but I shouldn't have to go and get the money

from somebody else, should I?

Hey, hey, you met Nicky?

Nicky! This is Ray!

This is the guy I was tellin' you about.

Hey, mate.

How're ya goin', buddy, all right?

-Yeah, good.

Hey, go take him to see that guy in Ashfield.

NICK: Yeah, sure.

-* Like that * -* Like that *

-* Like that * - Like that *

* Like that *

* When your body lets me do it like that *

-* Like that * -* Like that *

-* Like that * -* Like that... *

So, how long you been workin' for Freddy?

So you wanna have a go

at this guy at Ashfield, then, or...

Fuck, yeah.

(man speaking indistinctly on radio)

All yours.

You Terry?

Who the fuck are you?

Fuckin' tell you who I am, motherfucker.

Where the fuck's the money?! Where is it?

-Fuckin' Freddy's money!

-TERRY: Uh, hold on.

-Don't tell me to hold on, you fuckin' cocksucker. -Aah!

I'll get it, okay? I'll get the money, okay?

NICK: Well, hurry up.

Look, I haven't got it now...

but I can get it later.

I'll get it at the end of the week.

-No, now. -I don't have it.

Come on, mate.

I'm not your mate, dickhead.

-I'm gonna count to three. -I don't have it.

-One... -Look, I'll get it... end of this week.

-I swear. -Two...

Uh, please, sorry. Mate, don't...

How long you been married, Terry?

Uh... 12 years.

Got your wallet?

There's a... there's a couple hundred in here.

I can go to the ATM and get some...

No, don't worry about it, mate.

Oh, yeah.

Nice-lookin' family.

-Thanks. -Very nice.

You live in Kirribilli.

-Yeah.

Hartley Crescent.

I like Kirribilli, it's a very, very nice place.

You stay here with him, mate, all right?

Well, where are you goin'?

I'm goin' to Kirribilli.

No... Uh, look, um, uh...

I'll-I'll get you your money, okay?

-Um... -I don't want any money.

What do you mean? Well, it's not my job

to collect money. It's his job.

What's your job?

My job's to make you sorry

you didn't pay when you had the chance.

Look... I wanna do the right thing.

-Ah. -I-I've got the money.

-I just have to go get it, okay?

Oh, okay. Right.

Well, you get it now, okay?

You go with him. If he gives you any trouble,

you give me a call, right?

-Yep.

You don't mind if I keep this, do you ?

Let's go.

*

-Come here, come here.

Hey, woo.

WOMAN: Oi! Eddy!

-Ah. -Eddy, wait...

-Hello. -Sorry.

-No, you're right. -He's a bit of a maniac.

-He is. -Eddy! Sorry.

-No, you're right. -Your... your dog's

-Nah, I just fed him, so...

Right, okay.

You're pretty safe for the next half hour, anyway.

Good, good.

What's his name?

-Boof. Gidday, Boof.

Yeah. Is that a Frenchy?

Yeah, yeah, Eddy.

-RAY: Eddy the Frenchy. -Yeah.

-Uh, I'm Ally, by the way. -Ray.

-Ray. -Nice to meet ya.

Nice to meet you, too.

So you come here a bit, do you, or...

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

It's nice. I like being by the water.

-It kind of... -Yeah.

feels like you're... you know, not in the city,

even though you are.

Yeah. Definitely.

Well, I... best... probably should, um...

just let you get... on with it.

-Get back... -Get on with it.

Sorry, get back...

Yeah, it's important work.

-ALLY: Yeah.

Yeah. All right, well, nice to meet you, anyway.

-Yeah, you, too. -Yeah.

-Um, have a good one.

-Bye, see you. -You, too. See ya later.

-Come on, -Yeah, I'll catch you round.

-Come on! Eddy! Eddy!

-Eddy, come on!

-Catch ya.

Come on, mate!

*

Had the perfect opportunity, mate, and what do I do?

Nothin'.

-Hi, Ray. -Quentin.

WOMAN: There we go. All right.

-Have a good time. -Bye.

-I'm good.

TV HOST: Plenty of points to win, and plenty of prizes to win

as we go into round number two now, we'll reload the board.

-Same rules-- three in a row wins you the game.

-Hang on... -Category is sport this ti...

Hey, Britt.

Hi.

How are you, beautiful?

-I'm good.

Yeah.

How're ya goin', brother?

Good, mate. How's school?

It's good.

-No.

What are they teaching you?

-Nothing.

All right, what about the boys? How are the boys treating you?

: I'm not telling you.

BRUCE: You're not telling me? All right.

I've got this, but I can't remember who I got it for.

-Not for you.

I think I got this for you.

Thank you.

I'll bet you don't have it.

Super Squirrel.

-You got it. -No. Super Squirrel.

I've seen it. It's pretty good.

BRUCE: Is it? Your kind of film.

Yeah, it's up my alley.

-Yeah. -Pity you haven't seen it yet.

Yeah, it's about a squirrel, you know.

Yeah. Oh, is it?

Yeah. You want a cuppa?

Yeah, I'll have one, yeah.

FILM NARRATOR: Smart...

Come on.

FILM NARRATOR: Agile...

-Get ready...

Fantastic.

What's goin' on?

Nothin'.

Anything happening in the chick department?

No. You?

Oh, man. Since I got the Motor neuron

I've been beating them off with a stick.

Ladies love it.

Soon as I tell 'em I've got MND...

they're all over me like a fly on shit.

BRITTANY: One dollar, Uncle Bruce.

What's that, Britt?

You owe me a dollar.

What for?

You swore.

What did I say?

The S word.

Shit?

Yep. You owe me two dollars now, so pay up.

Oh!

Oh... okay. You take credit cards?

Nope.

FILM NARRATOR: Outsmart rivals...

What's this?

That... I got no cash.

Okay, but you owe me.

Yeah, I'm good for it.

You better be.

You better watch out, mate. She knows where you live.

RAY: Thanks, mate.

See ya, mate.

Ah? What's goin' on?

Not a lot.

How'd you go?

Fuckin' hell, mate.

Hey, um, sorry, I didn't do too well with that, uh,

Terry fellow. I feel like I...

came on a bit strong, or...

Ah, don't worry about it, mate.

Nobody expects you to get it right the first time.

-Ray. Hey, mate.

Gaz, Nick. Nick, Gaz.

-Hey, mate. -How're ya goin', good.

-Yeah.

All right, mate, I'll... I'll catch you in there, all right?

Sure.

What's goin' on?

I need you to come back to my joint.

I'm in the fuckin' shit.

Whaddaya done?

Tat found one of me pornos.

One of me DVDs?

-And she's pissed as hell,

and I told her it was yours.

Why would you tell her it was mine?

'Cause she was gonna fuckin' divorce me, man.

I need you to come back and apologize to her.

For what?

For leavin' the porno at my joint.

Why the fuck would I leave a porno in your house?

I don't know, you just did.

I didn't know what else to say.

I just need you to come back and apologize to her.

This is fuckin' big.

Come on, man. I'll owe ya.

All right.

Oh, fuckin' legend.

Can we go now?

Mate, I'm workin'.

Yeah, okay. Sorry...

-Just... -Dude, relax. It's a porno.

-Yeah, I know, -Fuckin' hell.

-She's just fuckin'...

She won't let me in, hey.

-I'm just gonna piss off for about halfa, Phil. -No worries, mate.

All right. Thanks, mate. Come on, boofhead.

Thanks, Ray.

Come on. I told you not to marry a Russian.

-Yeah, I know, it's just...

-Yeah.

Fuck.

Babe?

You all right?

Ray's here.

: Hello, Ray.

How're ya goin', love?

Uh, so Gaz said you found one of me DVDs.

So, uh, yeah, sorry about that.

Why you want to look at these things, Ray?

This is disgusting, Ray.

Why you like this?

Dunno.

You like to piss on woman?

This why your wife get divorce.

Babe.

Come on.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You want this or not?

-Thank you. -Yeah. I'll...

I'll see... I'll see him out. Yeah, I know.

I'll see him out now. You all right?

Okay?

-I know, I... -After you.

Yeah. All right. Come on.

Oh. Ray, that's Vasilli. It's Tat's brother,

-he's over from Russia.

The pee pee guy?

-Yeah, yeah. Come on.

No, no, it's... Come on, come on, come on, come on.

: Sorry, mate.

Yeah, I'm sorry, mate.

Sorry.

Uh, you know I'm not just into... that stuff.

You know I'm into... you know...

other stuff, too.

What, like shitting in people's mouths?

No, you... you know, like...

normal stuff.

Thanks, Ray.

I owe you one.

Ah, fuck.

*

BRITTANY: We have this book fair, and we have to, like,

dress up as, like, a character from a book.

And then, like... uh,

and then we all have this parade thing.

-And in the parade... -Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hey, Jesus, man, why don't you watch where you're goin', eh?

What was that?

You heard what I said.

What, you wanna start some shit?

And watch your language, too, eh?

Oh, piss off, fuckwit.

Yeah. Right.

Keep walking, dickhead.

-I'll get you another one. All right? -Okay.

But tell that guy he owes me four dollars.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-I'll get it off him later, all right? -Okay.

So, what do you want for your birthday?

Um, I want a TV in my room, uh...

You want a TV in your room?

Yeah. Um, a...

a red or black hoverboard.

-But if I got you a TV...

in your room, you'd never leave your room,

and I'd never see you.

BRITTANY: Uh...

well...

that's not true, I couldn't...

-watch TV... -You'd still come out and talk to me every now and then?

Uh, yeah, sometimes.

Oh. Sometimes?

I'm just gonna go in the newsagent

around the corner, okay?

-Okay. -Just gonna get a newspaper, okay?

-Yeah.

All right, love.

-I'll be back in a minute, all right? -Okay.

You right, old man?

Oh!

Run, you little shit.

Hey!

-Holy shit. -Hi.

Didn't recognize ya.

Uh, yeah, right. I don't blame you.

So, you're an ambo.

-Par... Paramedic, yeah. -Okay.

-Ambo.

So, uh... so, like, if I had an accident of somethin',

I just... call you directly, or what do I...

-what's the... -Sure, yep, okay.

-Yep.

-I'll give you my number. -Sweet.

All right, go for it.

-0...

-0...

-0. -000, okay.

Funny buggers.

Hm.

Is this a real number or a...

-Yeah. Okay.

All right, well, I'm pretty accident-prone so, uh...

yeah, expect a call.

-PARAMEDIC: We've got a job, Al! -Sure.

-Sorry. Gotta go. -All right. Cool.

-Call you. -You do that.

("The Nips Are Getting Bigger" by Mental As Anything plays)

* I ran right out of beer *

* I took a look into the larder *

* No bones, nothin', I better go and get somethin' harder *

* Back in a flash I started on a dash of Jamaica rum *

* Me and Pat Malone drinking on our own *

* Whoa-ho *

* The nips are gettin' bigger *

* Whoa, yeah *

* The nips are gettin' bigger... *

Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH

So, what do you want for your birthday?

-I want a TV-- -Whoa, whoa. Hey.

-Why don't you watch where you're going, eh?

-There you go, man.

-The world is full of assholes.

'Cause people let 'em get away with it.

You all right, old man?

-Oh!

So, in your mind, you've done society a favor.

-Yeah.

ANNOUNCER: Mayans. All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX.

WOMAN: * Come if you're curious to see *

* Pull the tricks out of my sleeve *

* All you find is yours to keep *

* Brave, are you brave enough to meet *

* The desires that you seek? *

* Hold my hand I'll set you free *

ANNOUNCER: American Horror Story: Apocalypse.

All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX.

-Oh, hey, baby. -It's a party!

* Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall *

-* Ninety-nine bottles of beer *

-* Take one down and pass it aroun *

WOMAN: Come back.