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Deadly dinos, laser beams,
putrid plants, cool machines
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Potty planets, moody moons,
strange sights, big booms
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Experiments that make you hurl,
visitors from other worlds
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Earth's core, stinky space,
the future of the human race
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Science that did not go right,
things that keep you up at night
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Biology with stings and fangs,
chemistry that stinks and bangs
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Freaky physics, we do that
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Quantum gravity, what's that?
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Weird and gross stuff
you should know
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Welcome to the
Horrible Science show!
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Lunchtime on the
African savannah,
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where a zebra is trying
to avoid being on the menu.
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Phew! I think I shook that lion off.
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Oh, hi. ARGH!
ZEBRA FARTS
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Well done. You really made me work
for it today.
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That bit where you hid
in the long grass... Argh!
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..genius. Now, let's eat.
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You, I mean,
in case that wasn't clear. Ah...!
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Are you sure about this?
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'Fraid so.
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It's what I do.
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You see, I'm going to have to eat
you...
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Because I'm an apex predator
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Apex predator
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Apex predator
Oh! Aha! Aha!
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So let me explain
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For your little brain
about the food chain
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Oh! Aha! Aha!
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Living things, you see
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Just like you and me
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We need energy
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Oh! Aha! Aha!
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Energy, energy comes from the sun
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It feeds the plants and
makes them grow
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They're producers
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Then primary consumers,
they come along
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And eat those plants,
don't you know
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They're herbivores
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Secondary consumers,
oh, yeah, there's more.
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They like to eat those herbivores
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They're carnivores
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Always sitting there at the top
of the chain
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They call us apex predators
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Uh-uh, oh
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Every living thing is
in the food chain
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Gets its energy from what's below
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Grass to snail to rat
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To rat-eating snake
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Everything gets hunted
except for the...
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Apex predator
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Apex predator
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Nothing eats us up
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Oh, that must feel good
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Apex Predator
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Apex predator
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Lions, bears and such
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Once more, if you could
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A rabbit eats whatever
grass it finds in the field
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Then gives a fox a tasty meal
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Yum, yum, yum, yum
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A seal eats a fish that
has eaten algae
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Then an orca eats the seal
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To fill my tum
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You, my friend, are destined
for my dinner
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That is just the way
the food chain goes
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Apex predators,
we are the winners
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Nothing hunts for us because
we are the...
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Apex predators
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Lions, bears and such
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Here to eat you up
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It's becoming clear
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Surely you can see
you are food for me
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That's how it must be
Uh!
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My end is near...
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Hey, so now you know the chain,
are you ready?
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Cos I'm coming to eat you!
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Eat you, eat you!
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What eats what eats what
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That's a food chain
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Energy moves up through
the food chain...
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Oh!
Apex predators
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Lions, bears and such
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Nothing eats us up...
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Yep, so now I know.
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You must have a hunch
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It's come to the crunch
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Time I had my lunch...
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Oh, where did he go?
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Welcome to our Nasty Nature Special.
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I'm just hanging out with Darryl.
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How's it going, Darryl?
RHINO GRUNTS
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I don't speak Rhino.
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We've been best friends
for five years,
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and I've never understood
a word he's said.
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Anyway, here's a fact
to blow your minds.
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Birds don't fart.
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Remember that the next time
you try to blame
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a sprouty one on your pet budgie.
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You humans love letting rip, though,
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especially in remote castles
in Scotland.
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Isn't that right, Darryl?
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DARRYL GRUNTS
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Still haven't got a clue what
he's talking about.
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One castle...
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..one group of strangers...
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I think it's you.
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..several secret guff droppers.
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FARTING
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If I was a farter, I'd tell you.
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Your bum is saying otherwise.
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Welcome to the Farters,
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with me, Claudia Stinkleman.
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FART RIPS
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It's day one, and our contestants
are trying to find out
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who is innocent and who is a farter.
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Do you have any theories about
the farters?
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Well, a lot of it is gas created
by bacteria in the gut
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as it breaks down undigested food.
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No! I meant, do you have
any theories about
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who the farters might be?
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HE FARTS
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Could be anyone. Hmm...
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I'm an innocent,
but I wanted to be a farter
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because I don't
mind my own bum bubbles.
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Most people are the same.
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Our brains get used
to our own smell.
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Oh!
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Oh, that is rank!
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I've been chewing gum
and drinking fizzy drinks.
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Both make you swallow air
and that leads to farts.
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I'm going to accuse you
of being a farter.
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Hey! The one who smelt it,
dealt it.
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Or the one who got the hump
did the pump.
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People fart 14 to 23 times a day.
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I'm a 23, but I'm an innocent,
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so I'm going to have to
hold them in.
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That could lead to me doing
a massive super fart,
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or it could make them
come out of my mouth.
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Most farts don't smell,
so I'm confident
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I'm going to remain undetected.
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HE FARTS
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See? Nothing.
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I think I can win this.
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I can also make my toots high
pitched by clenching my butt.
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SQUEAKY FART
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Night one, and it's time
for the farters
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to reveal themselves to each other.
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HE GASPS
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No way.
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You're a farter?
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LONG FART
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Yeah. Hmm...
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As farters, it is your job
to cast suspicion on others
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and not draw attention
to yourselves.
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THEY FART
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Guys, come on, it's a small room.
No windows.
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Sorry. Sorry, I've been holding
it in for days.
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HE FARTS
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Wait, how come none of the cloaks
moved with that fart?
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Oh! OK, we're done.
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Oh. Oh...!
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With night one drawing to a close,
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things are about to blow off
at the round table.
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The time for talk is over.
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I want you to write down the name
of the person
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you believe is a farter.
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Steve, we're going to
start with you.
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Who's Steve? I'm Steve. OK.
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I voted for Jez.
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Ah!
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Because...
HE FARTS
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..he keeps farting,
and that seems like a give away.
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Yeah, I also voted for you.
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I'm sorry. Oh!
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Oh! Jez, you have received the
most votes.
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It's time to let one go.
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Right, OK, yeah.
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Sorry, mate. That's OK.
I can finally...
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LONG FART
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Ah! That's better.
I am a farter.
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Goodbye. See ya.
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Yes! Absolutely smashed it, guys!
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We got one. Brilliant, that is.
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That is.. Oh, no, that's disgusting.
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That's just hit me, that has.
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Oh, who did that?
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Well, him, obviously.
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FART
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Hey, Brenda,
how'd you know a camel is a camel?
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Is this a joke, JP?
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No. Why am I calling YOU a camel?
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Why aren't you a lizard or a fish?
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Oh, that's because
of animal classification.
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You look at the features of
an animal and use them
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to work out what they are.
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So if we had feathers,
we'd be birds?
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Kind of. But we don't.
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We have fur and humps
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and we give birth to live young.
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So we're mammals.
Mammal camels. Yeah.
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Mammal camel hump bump?
Go on, then.
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BOTH: Hump bump!
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Hello and welcome back to...
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A fun game show where
a member of the public
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is locked into a box
with a mystery animal,
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and their team-mates
have to work out
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what that animal is by using
a series of simple questions
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called a classification key.
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Here's a recap on how
they've done so far.
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CHEERING
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In Round 1,
the team sent Bill into the box.
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BILL SCREAMS
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Does it have a backbone, Bill?
Yes!
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Oh, stop flapping at me!
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So we know it's a vertebrate.
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That means it's either a fish,
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reptile, bird, amphibian or mammal.
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Has it got wings, Bill? Yes.
Massive wings. Argh!
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I'm thinking bird.
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Does it lay eggs?
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Yes. Sorry, I wasn't trying
to steal it.
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Argh! It sounds big.
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Shall we say ostrich?
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Please say ostrich! Argh!
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Ostrich?
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Correct!
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Yes!
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And in Round 2, the team sent
Bill into the box - again.
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Go on.
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OK, no backbone,
so it's an invertebrate.
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Oh, they're everywhere!
Six legs means insect.
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Small... Wings.
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Stripes... Oh, it's either a bee
or a wasp.
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Oh, it's up my nose!
I think it's a bee.
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Bee! Correct!
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And in Round 3,
Bill stepped up again.
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You've got to go.
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If it's cold blooded,
it might be a fish
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or a reptile.
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Is it cold blooded, Bill?
How am I supposed to know that?!
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No, no, no!
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Please don't! Ooh...
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And it was, of course, a crocodile,
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which means they're through
to our final.
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Sandra, who are you going to send
into the box for the final time?
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Well, we've talked about it,
and it is going to be Bill.
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It's the final round, Bill!
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After a little persuading,
Bill is back in the box.
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Please keep your voices down.
He's asleep.
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Let's classify!
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CHEERING
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Hello. You won't get it.
It's a bear. It's a grizzly bear!
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Uh-uh, yes or no answers. Bill.
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Bill, does it have a backbone?
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Yes, it's a bear.
OK, so it's a vertebrate.
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Right. Does it have feathers?
No, it's a bear!
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No feathers. So it's not a bird.
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Is the skin scaly.
It's a bear!
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Does it give birth to live young?
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Great question. It's a bear!
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I'm thinking it's a mammal.
263
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,200
Right, right. Time is ticking.
264
00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,600
I'm going to need an answer.
265
00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,960
It's an actual BEAR!
266
00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,760
Tricky. I just don't know.
267
00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:21,200
Is it a bear?
268
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,560
It is a bear! You've done it.
CHEERING
269
00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,680
No, no, he doesn't like
the theme tune.
270
00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:27,680
Stop playing the theme tune!
271
00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,480
See you next time on...
272
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,560
Goodbye.
273
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,120
Greetings. Me Ogg-Ogg.
274
00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,400
And I'm Clare Shedding.
275
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,560
I've travelled back 29,000 years
276
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,400
to Palaeolithic times
to host this dog show.
277
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,600
Don't eat me, don't eat me!
BARKING
278
00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:51,000
Or as they call it, here...
279
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,040
Grrrufts!
280
00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:56,480
Of course, at this point in time,
there are no dogs,
281
00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:59,360
just wolves, which means everything
in this competition
282
00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,960
is a little bit...
283
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,880
Bitey-bitey, growl-growl.
284
00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,800
That's right.
WOLF HOWLS
285
00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:09,040
Now, these wolves are just starting
to live alongside people.
286
00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:12,040
But let's see just
how friendly
287
00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:14,560
man's best friend
currently is.
288
00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:17,040
Spoiler alert - not very.
289
00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:21,280
First up, we have hunter gatherer
Ugg, who's trying to win
290
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:24,240
by getting his stunning wolf
Bella to fetch.
291
00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,720
Fetch! And you know, Ugg
found Bella scavenging
292
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:30,320
for meat near his home and
encouraged her to stick around.
293
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,120
Wolf nice for hunter gatherer.
294
00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,360
Well, that's true,
but are they trained yet?
295
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,680
Bella! Wait!
No, she's just running off.
296
00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,640
Bella! Bella no listen to Ugg.
297
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,000
And there she goes.
BELLA BARKS
298
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,800
BELLA!
299
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,840
Disappointment for Ugg.
300
00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,800
Bella run away.
UGG SOBS
301
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,960
Ugg sad.
302
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:53,400
Next up, agility,
with Gog and her wolf, Cooper.
303
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:57,040
Now it says here that Gog is
a hunter gatherer
304
00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:01,160
and in her spare time
enjoys both hunting
305
00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,600
and gathering. Oh.
306
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,160
Ooh, Cooper follow Gog. Nice!
307
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,160
Yes, the beginnings of training
there.
308
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,800
Argh! Uh-oh.
309
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,400
Cooper no follow Gog.
310
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,840
Cooper chase her.
311
00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:16,640
These ancient wolves are known
for their big teeth and...
312
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,200
Oh, dear!
SCREAMING
313
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,440
..powerful jaws.
BARKING
314
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,280
Disappointment for Gog there.
315
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,320
Here come final contestant.
316
00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,400
Thudd with his wolf, Biscuit.
317
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:28,960
Nice Biscuit, nice...
318
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,280
You know, Thudd had Biscuit from
when he was a puppy.
319
00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,720
Because, of course,
that is another way
320
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,440
that human-wolf relations developed.
321
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,960
People found cute baby wolves
322
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,880
and brought them up themselves. Aww!
323
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,400
Of course, one minute they're cute
baby wolves,
324
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,640
next minute, they're big,
hungry wolf
325
00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,360
that want to eat its owner.
326
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,600
Oh, my word!
327
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,000
Arrggghhhh!
328
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,560
BARKING
329
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,480
Disappointment for Thudd.
330
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,200
Arrggghhhh!
331
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,960
Well, um... Someone help!
332
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,360
..don't worry about that, viewers.
333
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,280
In just a few thousand years,
334
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:05,560
humans will breed
and train these wolves
335
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:08,440
to create all the dogs
we know and love.
336
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,720
Uh-oh. Wolves become pack.
337
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,040
Pack hunters now.
338
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,280
Do join us again
in a few thousand years.
339
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,320
Go! Nice wolf.
BARKING AND GROWLING
340
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,080
Fetch! Go!
341
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,040
BARKING CONTINUES
342
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,080
Someone call my agent!
343
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:30,160
I get a buzz from all these
beautiful plants, you know?
344
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,040
Yeah, that nectar is, well sweet!
345
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,880
But man's got to be careful, though.
346
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:39,680
Some plants are proper toxic,
know what I'm saying?
347
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,680
Uh-oh, like that one.
STOMACH GURGLES
348
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:44,240
Oh, I've got to go to the
little bee's room.
349
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,560
I'm about to make some honey you do
not want to spread on toast.
350
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,080
You get me? Uh...!
FARTING
351
00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:01,800
It's the final, and our bakers
are going all out
352
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:07,520
to impress judges Paul and Prue with
their Heart-Stopper Challenge.
353
00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:10,040
I'm doing a lemon drizzle cake.
354
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,240
Zander's Deadly Drizzle Cake
features
355
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,880
a mystery ingredient
found in nature.
356
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,600
Tell me about this drizzle. Yeah,
so that's a special type of honey.
357
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,800
Oh, lovely. It's made by bees
who use the toxic nectar
358
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,520
of the rhododendron.
359
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,800
It's called mad honey,
and it can cause a range of issues
360
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:27,200
from dizziness to low blood
pressure to, of course...
361
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,720
SHE VOMITS
362
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,280
..vomming your guts out.
363
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,360
Make way!
364
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,280
Meanwhile, Fred is putting
the final touches
365
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,640
to his Fearsome Fruit Cake
that includes
366
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,760
elderberries and a special apple.
367
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,360
Don't mind if I do. Help yourself.
368
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,720
I mean, the elderberries are raw,
so they're toxic when uncooked.
369
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,400
They can cause some stomach upset
and weakness. Oh...!
370
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,520
Oh, yeah, and I used the American
apple of death,
371
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,520
which burns his skin and blinds you.
Argh!
372
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,040
I can't see. Oh, no!
373
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,520
HE VOMITS
374
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,080
DISH SHATTERS
375
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,920
He's really, really unwell.
376
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:03,640
Honestly, couldn't have gone better.
377
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,720
STOMACH GURGLES
No. Ugh!
378
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:09,280
After spending a lot of time
on the toilet,
379
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:12,480
Prue and Paul have recovered enough
to check on our final contestant,
380
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,840
Sal, who's used the Gympie-Gympie
plant to spice up
381
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,040
his Catastrophic Cookies.
382
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:22,200
The Gympie-Gympie plant can cause
an almost instant collapse.
383
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,440
HEAVY THUD
384
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,200
It can make the airways constrict,
meaning it's hard to breathe.
385
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,840
Although not always.
386
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,240
I'm fine.
387
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:32,040
The effects can come and go
for years afterwards.
388
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,880
HEAVY THUD
389
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,560
Oh... I'll pass. Thank you.
390
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,880
Zander, how's it going?
391
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,720
Yeah. So, uh, a bit of a change of
plan with the ingredients.
392
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:46,200
I ended up using the leaves
and fruit of a Senna plant.
393
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,360
Um, and they're basically
safe to eat.
394
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:51,600
Zander's Less Deadly Drizzle Cake
uses the fruits and leaves
395
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,320
of the Senna plant.
396
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,480
Makes a nice change to be
able to eat one.
397
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,120
Although they do use Senna
as a laxative,
398
00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,720
so it will give you the runs.
399
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,760
STOMACH GURGLES, SHE FARTS
Oh, no.
400
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,400
Oh, noooo!
401
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,960
Oh... So it's time to announce
402
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,280
the winner of the Toxic Bake Off.
403
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,320
Oh...
THEY GROAN
404
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,960
You've all done amazingly.
405
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,600
I was on the toilet
for nearly an hour,
406
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,440
which is classic Toxic Bake Off.
STOMACH GURGLES
407
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,880
There can only be one win...
408
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,280
HEAVY THUD
409
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,920
And the winner is...
410
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,480
HER VOICE SLURS:
What's... What's happening?
411
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,560
I also used some
Swiss cheese plant in my cake,
412
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,480
and that can make the tongue
swell up.
413
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:35,880
Spectacular.
You are this season's winner.
414
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,360
FARTING
415
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,600
Oh, dear. There's a second wave.
416
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,360
Oh! Out of my way! Ohhh...
417
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,440
Oh! Out of my way!
418
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,720
Better get on something!
FARTING CONTINUES
419
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,680
Oh, no...!
420
00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:01,000
Oh, Mr Piggerton, why were
you hiding in the bushes?
421
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,400
Have you been plagued by the
geese once again?
422
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,160
Yes, no. On this occasion,
Miss Cleverley,
423
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,200
I have not been hiding from
Captain Honk.
424
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,760
As clever a goose as he is,
I was on a quest
425
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:13,120
for a token of our love,
and I can now present this.
426
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:18,680
Mr Piggerton! Miss Cleverly,
I will always be a rock.
427
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,440
Where's the rest of it?
428
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,640
Excuse me?
The rest of the plant.
429
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,520
These are just the flowers.
Well, yes...
430
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,360
They're the prettiest part
of the plant, just as you are...
431
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,480
Oh, so you only love the
pretty bits of me.
432
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,600
You would cast the rest aside
without so much as a thought?
433
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,640
BEES BUZZ
That's not what I said, is it?
434
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,360
Hey! Get out of it. Not for you.
435
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:37,520
On the contrary, Mr Piggerton,
that is precisely who they are for.
436
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,520
Flowers only look and smell pretty,
so that bees and other insects
437
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,160
will visit them and carry their
pollen to other plants.
438
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,440
Why are you so sure
I would like them.
439
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,800
Are you saying I'm a bee?
I'm not saying you're a bee.
440
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,480
The flowers are just a metaphor
for love. I don't know... Ow!
441
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,880
BEES BUZZ
And you have ripped away the roots!
442
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,760
Roots provide support.
443
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,720
Without roots, the plant will wither
and die.
444
00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,320
Are you saying that is
what will happen to our love?
445
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,520
Put the lid back on!
446
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,600
I didn't know you liked roots
so much. I really like roots!
447
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,840
Did you know the roots of some
plants can go 70m deep?
448
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:11,080
Yes, well, that would not
match a fraction of the depth
449
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,840
of my affection for you.
450
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,120
And you've cut off the leaves.
I trimmed them.
451
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,960
You trimmed them?
Oh, you trimmed them.
452
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,200
Without leaves,
the plant cannot turn light
453
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,840
from the sun into energy to grow.
454
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,600
Are you saying our love won't grow?
455
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,760
BEE BUZZES
456
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,560
You're only stinging me.
Have you got stung?
457
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,320
Why have you cut off the thorns?
458
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,160
Thorns defend the plant.
459
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,640
Are you saying our love could be
eaten by a cow?
460
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,760
What? No!
461
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,080
I am sorry, my love.
462
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,560
Next time, I will bring you a plant,
roots and all.
463
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,280
And the thorns and the leaves?
464
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,520
Oh, no! All of the plant.
465
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,880
Just as...
466
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,640
All of my love is yours...
467
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,120
What's happening?
468
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,360
Shall be for you...
Why are singing?
469
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:52,080
From now until the end of time...
BEES BUZZ
470
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,720
Ow. Ooh!
471
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,280
Stop hitting me with the net.
This has been a disaster.
472
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,360
I said you should have
got chocolates.
473
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,600
Captain Honk, he's found me.
474
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,360
GEESE HONK
Run!
475
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,320
You'll never take me alive, Honk!
476
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,680
Right, I think that's everything.
477
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,040
Oh, no, actually, we probably should
get some soil for the flower beds.
478
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,600
Oh, seriously?
479
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,400
I wasn't planning on spending my
weekend buying boring soil.
480
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,240
I mean, who cares about soil?
481
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,160
Excuse me.
482
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,760
How dare you!
483
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:24,040
Do you even know how
amazing soil is?
484
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,720
Sorry, what... What are you?
Some kind of soil fan?
485
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,080
No, I'm a Soil Stan.
486
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:32,400
I Stan soil,
and I am sick of people like you
487
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:36,320
ignoring all the brilliant things
that soil does.
488
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,840
All right, well, we know it's good
for plants.
489
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,960
Good for plants?
Try good for everyone.
490
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,440
Half of all species on Earth
live in soil.
491
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,640
Do you live in soil?
I wish I did, mate.
492
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,160
It's amazing. We actually do need
to get some soil.
493
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,040
So we're just going to...
Some soil?!
494
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,800
Like all soil is the same?
495
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,840
There's six different types,
you know.
496
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,720
I did not know that. Thank you for
telling us. Goodbye!
497
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,120
Keep walking.
498
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,400
Sandy soil. Argh!
499
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,240
Dry with lots of little air gaps.
500
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,760
Oh, we Stan a thirsty queen!
501
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:19,360
Clay soil, it's sticky and prone
to cracking up.
502
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:23,040
A bit like me when I see people
that don't appreciate soil!
503
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,920
Oh, my goodness,
he's still following us.
504
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,600
Come on, darling.
505
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,520
Chalky soil, light brown
and low in the nutrients
506
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,040
plants need to grow.
507
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:35,320
But that's not chalky soil's fault,
it's doing its best, OK?
508
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,440
Stop following us.
Stop talking to us about soil.
509
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,920
Wait, I haven't told you
about the best three yet!
510
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,440
Silty, good at holding water.
511
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:46,400
Loamy. It's a mixture of silt,
sand and clay.
512
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:50,400
And the best of all, peat!
513
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,840
You named a soil Pete?
Her dad's called Pete.
514
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,000
I didn't name it,
that's what it's called.
515
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,760
P-E-A-T. It's made of decayed
old plants.
516
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,320
It's dark and it's crumbly,
517
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,360
and it's packed full of nutrients.
518
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:08,000
Sorry, I just don't care about Peat.
519
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,280
Not my dad. I care about him.
520
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,080
Well, this Peat cares about you.
521
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,880
It's a climate emergency warrior.
522
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,320
It stores loads
of the world's carbon.
523
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,520
Sorry, remind me, Maggie,
how much carbon are you storing?
524
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,880
Not that much.
Exactly.
525
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,760
Now apologise to soil immediately.
526
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,760
Sorry, soil. Sorry, soil.
527
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,840
Now take your stuff and get out.
528
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,640
And have a lovely day, guys, yeah?
529
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,040
I'm sorry you had to witness that,
Peat.
530
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,880
Sorry. The bad people are gone.
531
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,960
Where better to finish our
Nasty Nature Special
532
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:47,400
than right here on Mount Everest?
533
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,480
Oh, I'm on top of the world!
534
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,920
Isn't it just the greatest
place ever?
535
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,520
Actually, no, it's not.
536
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,080
I mean, don't get me wrong,
537
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,040
the view's really nice
and everything,
538
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:03,160
but it's freezing, and the Wi-Fi
connection is patchy at best.
539
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,480
Fortunately, there are loads
of other places
540
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,560
to live on planet Earth
and Doctor Big Brain's
541
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,720
about to learn all about
them through song.
542
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,960
Take it away, Doctor BB.
543
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:16,800
Can I come down now?
My knuckles are getting frostbite!
544
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,760
Arghhhh!
545
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:22,320
And that is why we always open
the window after toilet time.
546
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:27,880
Although maybe one toilet
isn't enough for the lot of us.
547
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,440
I don't know.
548
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,200
Perhaps it's time
for a change of scene.
549
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,080
We could go anywhere in the world.
550
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:36,400
Somewhere with glorious views,
terrifying architecture.
551
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,560
And more than one toilet?
552
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,520
Yes, I was getting to that.
553
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,920
But where should we move to?
554
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,120
What kind of biome do you want
to live in?
555
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,840
What kind of who in the biome?
556
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,560
Biome. It's any large area
on Earth which has
557
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,960
a similar climate,
landscapes, plants and animals.
558
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,520
There are many different ones.
559
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,040
All right, talk me
through my options.
560
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,960
But you don't have long.
Persuade me where to go.
561
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,240
I choose the savannah,
it's hot
562
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,680
A savannah?
563
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,320
Lots of trees and grass
564
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,160
And it doesn't rain a lot
565
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,080
And there's shrubs
566
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,920
Ooh
567
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,560
I love shrubs
568
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,360
Tracey, we'll be taking a walk
if all you've got is shrubs.
569
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:21,040
We'd meet animals every day
570
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,520
And?
571
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,520
See some elephants and
wildebeest play
572
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,200
What fun!
573
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,560
Mm
574
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,240
What fun!
575
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,920
Well, I suppose I better sing too.
It is my song.
576
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:38,040
But I just trod in
an elephant plop
577
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:42,040
Giraffes' necks are freaky
and that lion looks cross
578
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:46,040
I'm sorry, Tracey,
but that's your lot
579
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,280
How about a desert?
580
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,400
Let's give it a shot!
581
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,120
Nice lion...
582
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:55,960
Whoa, we can't live there
583
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,760
Why not?
584
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,680
Could ride a camel, yeah
585
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,560
I don't like sand
586
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,760
We'd be thirsty, I swear.
587
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,680
Too hot and dry
588
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,920
Let's try over there
589
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,800
Oh, not you, Dave.
I hope you brought sun cream.
590
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,120
Oh!
591
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,600
Rainforests are hot and wet
592
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,040
Ribbit!
593
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,800
Home to over half the plants
on the planet
594
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,920
And frogs
595
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,400
Ribbit!
596
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,320
Poison frogs
597
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,920
What do you mean, poison?
598
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,360
Bye!
599
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,680
Woodlands are all covered
in trees
600
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,240
Oh, whoop-dee-doo.
601
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,080
Warm and mild in summer
602
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:36,440
But in winter they're rainy
603
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,960
And there's bees
604
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,040
What bees? Those ones.
Wahhhh!
605
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:47,080
How about grasslands,
so green and vast?
606
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:50,600
All kinds of wildlife
and who doesn't like grass?
607
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,480
Well, me for one
608
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,760
My hay fever's hell
609
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,800
It's not for me
610
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,080
Let's try somewhere else!
611
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,720
Ohhh, how about over there?
612
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:06,800
Tundra, it's miles from anywhere
613
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,800
Freezing cold
and it makes me feel scared
614
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,640
Also, is that a polar bear?!
615
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,120
It's a polar bear!
616
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:21,440
Oh, let's go nowhere
617
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:25,240
Don't go living
over there
618
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,040
We'll stay here
619
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,320
It's not a bad lair
620
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:33,520
Stay put,
don't go anywhere!
621
00:25:33,570 --> 00:25:38,120
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