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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,480 Deadly dinos, laser beams Putrid plants, cool machines 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,920 Potty planets, moody moons Strange science, big booms 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:09,760 Experiments that make your hurl Visitors from other worlds 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,640 Earth's core, stinky space The future of the human race 5 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,400 Science that did not go right Things to keep you up at night 6 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:18,120 Biology with stings and fangs Chemistry that stinks and bangs 7 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:20,640 Freaky physics we do that 8 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,360 Quantum gravity, what's that? 9 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:26,560 Weird and gross stuff you should know 10 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:32,080 Welcome to The Horrible Science show! 11 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:39,560 So, no-one told you science was ever done this way? 12 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:45,840 Public experiments, the dolphin's DOA 13 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:49,000 I'll be thither for thee 14 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Cause you're hither for me. 15 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,800 APPLAUSE 16 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:59,480 Hello. Can you say "science experiment"? 17 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:00,680 DOG BARKS 18 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:03,040 That's more sense than I get out of most of my customers. 19 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:04,400 Speaking of which. 20 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,920 Morning, Halley. How are YOU doing? 21 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,960 I'm actually really... It's just a catchphrase. 22 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:11,440 Ah, good to see you, Halley. 23 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:14,480 I'm attempting to copy a demonstration in which a visitor 24 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,600 to our science club, the Royal Society, 25 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:19,160 tried to get a dog to talk. 26 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:22,120 And how's that working out for you? 27 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,440 I give up. This one refuses to talk. 28 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:25,880 WOMAN: Ahem! 29 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:27,960 Thank you for letting me borrow him. 30 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:29,920 And charging me for it. 31 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,440 Auf wiedersehen, Herr Newton. Komm, Heinrich. 32 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,440 Oh! It's a German dog! 33 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:40,040 THAT'S why he didn't talk. He didn't understand me! 34 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,080 Yeah. 35 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:42,840 LAUGHTER 36 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,600 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 37 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,520 BOTH: What news have you? 38 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:50,800 Oh, I'm recreating an experiment to find the best time to eat oysters. 39 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,000 Bleurgh-oh! 40 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,120 It's definitely NOT breakfast. 41 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,040 Could I FEEL any more sick? 42 00:01:58,040 --> 00:01:59,160 LAUGHTER 43 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,240 Stop! 44 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:03,120 I'm experimenting to see what happens when you put 45 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,960 a spider in a circle of unicorn dust. 46 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,760 And, uh, where is this spider? 47 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,440 Oh, no! He's gone. 48 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,280 Agh! I mean, what's the point 49 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,040 of these scientific experiments anyway? 50 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:17,200 Um, is it me, or is Hooke dressed as a poo? 51 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:22,360 No, it's my experimental diving suit. 52 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,280 I lasted 28 minutes underwater. 53 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,040 Why are you still wearing it? 54 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,400 I can't get it off. 55 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,160 Right, let me help you. 56 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:32,160 Just work with me here. I need you to pivot. 57 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:35,840 Pivot. Pivot. PIVOT! 58 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,800 BOING! Ah! Oh! Oh! 59 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,320 Ah! Oh, I've heard that sound before. 60 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,320 Newton's coming up with another experiment. 61 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,600 No, the spider! 62 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,640 What? Wait, isn't that type of spider deadly? 63 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:51,360 Yeah. Um, guys, I just came up with Newton's fourth law of motion. 64 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:52,400 Run! 65 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,520 Hey! You lot haven't paid your tab yet. 66 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,120 CRUNCH! Ow! 67 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:58,440 Out of my way! 68 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,640 THEME MUSIC PLAYS 69 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:08,120 Ooh! Those early scientists had some very strange ideas. 70 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:13,440 One even spent ages working out what the best shape in nature is. 71 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,280 And I can tell you 72 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,880 that the best shape has two thumbs 73 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,240 and looks a lot like this. 74 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,960 Ah-ha-ha! MAN: No, it doesn't. 75 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,680 OK, fine. It's a hexagon. 76 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:25,760 Weird, innit? 77 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,560 In an ordinary house in Yorkshire, 78 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,600 big problems are taking shape. 79 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,920 Dad, I don't care what shape my toast is. 80 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,360 Nonsense. Only the best for my girl. 81 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:43,280 And the best shape is a regular hexagon. 82 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,520 No, the right side's all wrong. 83 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,880 Dad's really got into hexagons. 84 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:53,960 See that? Look, it fits perfectly. No wasted space. 85 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,720 And they're a lot quicker to read. 86 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,200 Clive found out online that if 87 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,920 you've got an area and you want to 88 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,840 divide it into lots of equal parts, 89 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:08,640 the most efficient shape to use 90 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:09,920 is one with six sides. 91 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,520 A hexagon. Yes, thank you, Clive. 92 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,120 Did you tell them that's why bees use them 93 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,240 to build their honeycombs? 94 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,280 But you're not a bee, Clive. I know, 95 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:18,680 I believe it was the ancient Roman scholar 96 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:22,960 Marcus Terentius Varro who pointed out how clever bees were to do that, 97 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,320 2,000 years ago. 98 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,480 Do you think we could have one conversation 99 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:28,520 where you don't bring up Marcus Terentius Varro? 100 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,720 Sure, but I don't like having boring conversations. 101 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,760 You'd better not be about to make our kitchen table into a hexagon. 102 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,800 I'm just going to lop off the corners so it matches the chairs. 103 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,360 Why, what have you done to the chairs? 104 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,440 Clive, this isn't natural. 105 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:44,720 Not natural! 106 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,560 Hexagons are so perfect, 107 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,840 they occur throughout nature. 108 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,880 Exhibit A - reptile scales. 109 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:53,840 Grains of pollen. 110 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:56,080 The glorious hexagonal columns 111 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,960 of Giant's Causeway, in Northern Ireland. 112 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,560 Hexagons are everywhere, get used to it. 113 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:05,080 That still doesn't explain what you've done to Cat's slippers. 114 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,160 What?! They're the perfect shape. 115 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,000 Not for feet. 116 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,480 This has to stop! 117 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,240 Hexagonal ping-pong bats? 118 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,760 Oh, come on, these are really cool. 119 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:16,000 And they're more efficient. 120 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,520 Ah! Sorry. 121 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,920 Dad, hexagons are stupid! 122 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,160 How dare you? 123 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,480 That's cheesed me off. 124 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,120 I'm going to go cool off on my bike. 125 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,840 BIKE BELL TINKLES Sayonara, suckers. 126 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:34,040 BANG! Agh! 127 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,280 Hexagonal wheels. 128 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:39,760 Six weeks later, and Clive's had a rethink. 129 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,000 So, I took the hexagon thing a bit far 130 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,720 and forgot what was important, 131 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:44,840 and that's family. 132 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:48,600 To make it up to us, Dad's taking us on a skiing holiday. 133 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,720 Lovely, snowy holiday. OK. 134 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:51,760 Come on, let's go. 135 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,480 What they don't know is 136 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,080 snowflakes are hexagon-shaped. 137 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:01,520 And where we're going, 138 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:03,200 there's millions of them. 139 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,520 Ha-ha. 140 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:05,960 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 141 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,000 HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! 142 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,480 Dad! Yeah, I'm coming. 143 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,680 Ha... Have you got building work that needs doing, 144 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,760 but don't care what materials your builders use? 145 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,200 Then we've got the solution for you. 146 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:25,040 Because here at Doesn't Matter Construction, 147 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,000 we believe the physical stuff 148 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,880 your materials are made of... 149 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,200 BOTH: Doesn't matter! 150 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:37,280 Why spend all your dough on cement when you could just use porridge? 151 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:38,880 It's safe as houses. 152 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,200 Well, safe as one of our houses. 153 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,360 Every good builder knows that, to build a house, 154 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,760 you need the best materials for the job. 155 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,400 But we're not good builders, 156 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:54,000 so we just use whatever materials we want. 157 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,760 Wood for light bulbs... 158 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,320 ..jelly for walls... 159 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,040 ..cardboard for toilets... 160 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,200 Is that poo and wee all over my floor? 161 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,240 Yeah! 162 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,600 ..and tennis rackets for ceilings. 163 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,040 Other builders are all like, 164 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:12,000 "Ooh, but understanding the qualities of different materials 165 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,760 "can help you decide what to use them for 166 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:16,240 "and build brilliant, long-lasting buildings." 167 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:18,560 Well, guess what? We don't think it matters. 168 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:19,800 CRASH! 169 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:20,840 Oh! 170 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:26,480 Why use carpet, with its strong, protective, gripping fibres, 171 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,440 when you can use ketchup? Squirt it. 172 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,960 Oh! Oh, Susan, are you OK? 173 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:38,040 We pride ourselves on our total lack of respect for what material 174 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,280 is best for the job. 175 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,320 I think I've sprained my ankle. 176 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:42,920 Doesn't Matter Construction, 177 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,040 where the physical matter that your materials 178 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,440 are made of... BOTH: Doesn't matter! 179 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:51,160 100% happiness guaranteed or your money back. 180 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,240 I want my money back. 181 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,120 These are lasagne sheets! 182 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,560 BOTH: Doesn't matter! 183 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,920 When it's time to know beauty, 184 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,240 when it's time to know sophistication, 185 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,880 when it's time to know the time, 186 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:13,880 it's time for the Sundial Wristwatch. 187 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:15,200 ECHOING: Sundial. 188 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,280 No battery, no charging, 189 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:20,640 just the natural light of the sun and precision engineering. 190 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,160 ECHOING: Precision. 191 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,120 As the sun moves across the sky, 192 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,680 the shadow on the sundial changes. 193 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,200 ECHOING: Shadow. 194 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,840 That shadow is created 195 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,840 by a small, pointy stick called a gnomon. 196 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,040 Gnomum... Nomum... Numnum... 197 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:37,600 Guanom... Gnomo... 198 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,840 BOTH, ECHOING: Small pointy stick. 199 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,080 It tells you the time 200 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,200 using numbers on the dial's face, 201 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,920 except at night time. 202 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,600 ECHOING: Except... 203 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,640 NORMAL VOICE: Wait, what's the point in that? 204 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,240 The Sundial, from Solex. 205 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:53,600 It needs the sun to work and only gives a rough idea of the time, 206 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:57,160 so don't rely on sundials for anything important. 207 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:58,680 The Sundial wristwatch. 208 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:00,440 Warning - sun not included, 209 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,760 only tells the right time if kept 210 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,440 in exactly the position it was designed for. 211 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,760 Other than that, it's great. 212 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,800 I am Sir Isaac Newton... 213 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:16,280 ..and the idiot who got talked into riding roller coasters again 214 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,280 for entertainment. 215 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:20,040 Oh, just play the tape. 216 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:21,600 ROCK THEME MUSIC PLAYS 217 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,080 Today on Science At Speed, 218 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,720 what is reflection? 219 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:31,960 And I can tell you one thing, 220 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,320 my reflection always looks great! 221 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:40,240 Now, reflection is when light bounces off a surface, 222 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:43,400 changing the direction of that light. 223 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:47,080 Now, all surfaces REFLECT LIGHT! 224 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,920 AAARGH! 225 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:50,960 Aagh! AARGH! 226 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,320 I have regrets! Agh! 227 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:56,920 But light-coloured and shiny surfaces reflect more 228 00:09:56,920 --> 00:10:00,400 light than dark or dull surfaces. 229 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,440 Aargh! Aargh! 230 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:06,120 I'm dribbling! Argh! 231 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:11,000 Smoo-oo-ooth and shiny surfaces 232 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,160 reflect light VERY CLEARLY! 233 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,200 AARGH! 234 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,600 When light hits a smooth surface, 235 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:22,720 it reflects off at the same angle that it hits. 236 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:25,360 That's why you can see your face in a mirror, 237 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,600 because the light from your FACE... 238 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,920 AARGH! Agh! Agh! 239 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,880 ..bounces back straight to your eyes. 240 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:33,960 Agh! 241 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:37,560 Rough or uneven surfaces scatter 242 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,240 the light in lots of directions, 243 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,400 which is why you don't see a clear reflection in them. 244 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,440 Oh... 245 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,880 You know, I've been doing a little bit of reflecting of my own, 246 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,200 and I think I want to get off. 247 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,120 THEME MUSIC PLAYS 248 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,680 Huh! Huh! Oi-oi! 249 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:55,560 The sun here, doing some star jumps. 250 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:59,360 Actually, every jump I do is a star jump because I'm a star, innit? 251 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:02,800 I've got to stay in shape so I look good up here in the sky. 252 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,240 Apart from when it's cloudy, then you lot are like, 253 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,360 "Where's the sun gone?" 254 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:09,280 And I'm like, "Mate, I'm still here. 255 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:10,560 "You just can't see me." 256 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:12,240 It's like with my boy, the moon, 257 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:15,120 just cos you can't see him, don't mean he ain't there. 258 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:18,040 Anyway, back to it. Huh! Huh! 259 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:21,040 Coming and going soon... 260 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,000 And then he saw the werewolf's teeth! Aaargh! 261 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,360 Wah! 262 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,000 Ha-ha-ha! 263 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:34,280 Ha-ha! I'm glad it's not a full moon tonight. 264 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:37,400 Legends say werewolves come out on a full moon. 265 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,440 AAAWOOO! Aaargh! Aaargh! 266 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:47,200 Wait, hang on. Werewolves only come out when the moon is full. 267 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,800 As in, like, a fully round circle. 268 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,440 Yeah, what are you doing? 269 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,320 Ugh, I can't believe I've got to explain this again. 270 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,480 Right, the moon IS round. 271 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,080 Pfft. No, it's not. 272 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:01,040 Look at it. Tonight, it's like a toenail clipping. 273 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,760 Right, number one - gross. 274 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,760 Number two - granted, you can only see a crescent-shaped bit, 275 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,600 but the rest of it is still there. 276 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,920 The moon doesn't actually change shape. 277 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,680 Number three - I'm hungry. So, "Aawooo", etc. 278 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:15,080 Who, whoa, whoa! You can't just make up moon science 279 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,760 cause you're feeling peckish. 280 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,160 I'm not making it up! Right, give me that. 281 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:21,920 Hey, that's my torch. Give me a minute. 282 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,280 I can explain this with some props. 283 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,800 Right, you're the Earth, OK? 284 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,840 You're the sun. OK. 285 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:36,760 So, what we see on Earth is just the sun's light reflecting off 286 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:40,600 the moon as it travels around the melon...er, the Earth. 287 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,800 Where did you get a melon and orange from? 288 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,040 I brought them with me from home. 289 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:46,320 It's amazing how often I have to explain this to my victims. 290 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,440 Victims? Yeah, we'll get to that bit. 291 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,280 The half of the moon facing the sun 292 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,560 is always lit up, like this. 293 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:56,840 From the Earth, the amount of the lit half we can see 294 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:02,480 changes as the moon travels on its orbit around Earth. 295 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,880 I always thought the moon was made of cheese. 296 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,880 No, it's made of rock and it's always round. 297 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,760 Therefore, it's kind of always full, 298 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,880 we just can't always see the whole moon. 299 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,200 To be honest, the moon's actually 300 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,760 there during the daytime half the time, 301 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:18,320 so I'd be well within my rights to attack you in the morning. 302 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:21,080 Right, if it's all right with you guys, I'm going to eat you. 303 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:25,720 Um, I would just say, we've been walking for days without a shower, 304 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:26,960 so we smell a bit. 305 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,080 If you grab our backpacks, 306 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,200 we could stick some deodorant on before you eat us. 307 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,960 Ooh, seasoning. Oh, that's very good of you. 308 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,360 Oh, great. Well, yeah, sure. 309 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,880 Most people aren't actually this cool about it. 310 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,680 To be honest, I'm glad of the chat. 311 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:40,760 It can be nice to... 312 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,560 Oh, they've gone. 313 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,880 Well, I guess it's fruit for dinner again tonight. 314 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,200 Hello, boys and girls. 315 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:58,360 Today, we're reading a story about a caterpillar who was very hungry! 316 00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,880 That's right. It's... 317 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,440 Teddy's excited, aren't you, Teddy? 318 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,800 And to read it for us, 319 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:09,000 we've got someone who knows all about being a caterpillar. 320 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,440 It's a butterfly! 321 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,960 Hello, children. Whee! 322 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:16,560 "Once upon a time, there was an egg on a leaf. 323 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,840 "And one day, out came a little caterpillar. 324 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,680 Isn't that sweet? Yes. 325 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:25,320 I can't wait to get to the skin-ripping bit! 326 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,880 Urgh! Hee-hee! 327 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,720 Oops! Spoiler alert. The what bit? 328 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,200 When us butterflies are in caterpillar form, 329 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,800 we eat so much that we outgrow our own skin. 330 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,960 It literally splits open! 331 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,000 Ha-ha! POP! 332 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,120 I don't remember this book mentioning that. 333 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:44,040 Oh, that's a shame. Shall we carry on? OK. 334 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:47,800 "On Monday, it ate one big grape." 335 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,640 That would definitely rip me open. 336 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:52,040 I'd be like, "Yum-yum-yum, delicious grape." 337 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:55,000 And then, "Argh! My skin!" Ha-ha! 338 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,400 Cover your ears, Teddy. 339 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,920 Shall we skip ahead to after the eating bit? 340 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,320 OK... Oh! 341 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,560 Oi, be careful. 342 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,360 Sorry about that. That's OK. 343 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:08,640 "On Friday, the caterpillar had eaten all it needed to. 344 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:13,760 "So it made a chrysalis - a big, hard shell to keep it safe. 345 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:17,320 "And it went to sleep inside for two weeks. 346 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,440 Oh, a lovely sleep. 347 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,560 Oh, look, Teddy's yawning! 348 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,840 Well...it is sort of a lovely sleep, 349 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,840 but while you're inside the chrysalis, 350 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,640 your whole body's, like, breaking down 351 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,840 and turning into soup! Ugh! 352 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,800 Shall I read, Teddy? It wasn't all sleep, you know. 353 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,920 Every day, I'd wake up and think, 354 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,480 "I wonder if I'll stop being soup today?" 355 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,880 LAUGHING NERVOUSLY: Oh, look, we're at the end. 356 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,080 "And she became a beautiful butterfly." 357 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,680 Hey, hang on! 358 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,440 What about the meconium? 359 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,280 Don't tell me they left that out? 360 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,840 The what? Meconium - it's sort of a big, red, gut-soup poo 361 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,880 that we butterflies do as we come out of the chrysalis. 362 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,520 It's gross but, don't worry... 363 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,360 WHISPERING: ..I brought some with me. 364 00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,880 What?! Here you go. 365 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,600 SPLAT! Oh, gosh! 366 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,280 That's all we have time for. 367 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,840 Good night, children. 368 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,080 Yes, good night, children. 369 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:10,440 Hope you don't turn into soup. Sweet dreams! 370 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,920 Previously on Love Flyland, 371 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:21,240 new arrival Scott the Snotbot Fly got everyone in a flap. 372 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,440 SHE SWOONS 373 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,280 So, Snotbot's just a nickname - 374 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,440 I'm really a reindeer nose botfly, 375 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,880 but Snotbot kind of, like, you know, it, like, stuck? 376 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:34,920 And for one unlucky fly, it was time to buzz off. 377 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:37,040 Wow, this is really hard. 378 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,120 However... 379 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,880 ..Hannah, I know you're a housefly, 380 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:45,560 but you did 300 poos yesterday, 381 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:46,920 and that gave me the ick, 382 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:49,160 cause we snotbot flies don't poo at all, so. 383 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,880 HANNAH GASPS AND SOBS 384 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,960 Meanwhile, fellow snotbot fly Selena 385 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:57,200 is on her date with Harris the housefly. 386 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,080 SHE SNIFFS Oh, is that your aftershave? 387 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,160 No, it's poo. 388 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,560 I had a snack earlier, brought some with me. 389 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,000 It's nice. 390 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Oh, I hope you're still hungry. 391 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:13,040 I'll just watch, because snotbot flies don't eat. 392 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,640 Bluurgh! 393 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,400 Ugh, that's actually disgusting. 394 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,520 Oh, what? You've never dated someone who vomits digestive juices 395 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,840 onto their food to turn it into mush before? 396 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,320 Our two balloon flies are also on a date, 397 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:32,200 and Benji is hoping to impress Bibi with a unique gift. 398 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,000 Ta-da! 399 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,880 A dead earwig wrapped in a silk balloon? 400 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:41,360 It's the perfect balloon fly gift! I love it! 401 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,880 Yeah, there's a dance to go with it, too. 402 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,440 Oh, wow! 403 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,000 Snotbot Scott is back again. 404 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 He's coupled up with hoverfly Hope, 405 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,200 and he's chosen somewhere special for their first date. 406 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,920 OK, babe, so, I thought a reindeer nose 407 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,880 would be, like, the perfect place for a classy act like you 408 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,680 to squirt your baby maggots into one day. 409 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:08,560 What do you think? Are you bantering me? 410 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,760 Why wouldn't I just choose a rotting tree trunk, 411 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:11,920 like a normal hoverfly? 412 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,760 This date is gross! 413 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,560 The fact that Scott the Snotbot Fly 414 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,960 is literally a parasite is giving me the ick. 415 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,640 Oh, I like him. 416 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,960 He's my type on paper, yeah. 417 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,080 I don't know why I chose Harris. Ugh. 418 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,400 Oi! I can see you mugging me off. 419 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,960 I'm a housefly, I've got 360-degree vision. 420 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:37,600 Tomorrow night on Love Flyland, there's a new arrival. 421 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,280 THEY SWOON Name's Billy the blowfly. 422 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,560 I've breathing holes near my bum, 423 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,200 so I can breathe and eat at the same time. 424 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,560 Stop! 425 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,960 You had me at "breathing holes near my bum." 426 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,000 What?! 427 00:18:57,040 --> 00:19:00,960 Don't eat me! Eat you? I'm not going to eat you. 428 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,840 I'm going to show you a magic trick. 429 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,680 I'm going to cover all the land in the world 430 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,360 in a 150m-thick layer of salt. 431 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,760 Really? Yeah. 432 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,640 That's how much salt I'd be left with if I boiled off 433 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,200 all the water in the ocean. 434 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,960 It could take a while, to be honest. 435 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,240 Not much of a magic trick, really, is it? 436 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,160 Oh, yeah? I've got another one. 437 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,280 I can make a sailor disappear. 438 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,960 You're going to eat me, aren't you? 439 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,440 Don't spoil the magic. 440 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,520 Aargh! 441 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,000 Yo, yo, yo! 442 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,680 I'm Luna Phase, Tamworth's number-one street magician. 443 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:36,360 When I turn the cup upside down - the water is gone! 444 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,400 Oh, the water is gone. 445 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,720 How does she do it? 446 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,480 Mind blowing... 447 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,120 Magic! 448 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,000 This is going to be great. 449 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,040 Come on, follow me. 450 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,960 Oh, no. Gary, she's back! 451 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,880 Attention, diners. 452 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,840 Can you just confirm what's inside this for me, please? 453 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,600 What, inside the salt shaker? Yeah, exactly. 454 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,720 I'm pretty certain it's just salt. Excuse me - who are you? 455 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:09,920 Watch closely. 456 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,400 Something amazing is about to happen. 457 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:16,840 How does she do it? 458 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,960 Magic! 459 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,080 Yeah, sorry, that was meant to go off later. 460 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,280 Yeah, can we cut? 461 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,960 Aw, it's all in my salad, man. 462 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,680 OK, watch the salt shaker. 463 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:27,720 And.... 464 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,040 ..how does she do it? 465 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,640 Magic! 466 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,800 What did you do that for? 467 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,960 The salt has completely disappeared. 468 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:40,080 No, it hasn't, it's just sunk to the bottom of the glass. 469 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,240 Ugh, hang on. 470 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,840 Let me just... Wait a second. 471 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,880 That's my fork. Just wait. 472 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:48,080 Totally disappeared! 473 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,640 No, it hasn't disappeared, it's just dissolved in the water. 474 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,280 Totally disappeared! 475 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,520 How does she do it? 476 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,760 Magic! 477 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,840 It's not magic, it's science. 478 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,720 You've made a solution where the salt is evenly mixed into the water. 479 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,600 Ugh, she's literally ruining the magic. 480 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,240 Well, if it's really magic, you'll be able to get my salt back, please. 481 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,680 Easy. 482 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:11,200 Look closely and I will make the water disappear! 483 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,480 It might take a few days. 484 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,640 I probably need to take it out in the sun, actually, 485 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,280 and it could take longer if it rains. 486 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,960 So you're waiting for the heat of the sun to evaporate the water 487 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,120 and leave the salt behind? 488 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,880 That's how you separate solids that have dissolved in liquids. 489 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,600 What are you, some kind of science teacher? 490 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,920 Yes. Ugh. 491 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,920 It's called evaporation. 492 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,600 I think you mean, evapa-magic! 493 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,000 It's not magic. 494 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,120 Excuse me. Yes. Could I have some more salt, please? 495 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:40,160 No, we've run out. Someone keeps dumping it into water. 496 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,560 Oh. OK, yeah, that was me. I confess. 497 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:43,720 Yeah, I know. 498 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,160 But if it's more salt you want, 499 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,960 I think you'll be pleasantly surprised 500 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:52,560 by what's behind that menu! 501 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,720 Yeah, there's nothing there. Leg it! 502 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,040 How does she do it? Magic! 503 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,720 Get out of here! Go, go, go! Get out of the way! 504 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,280 I guess dissolving salt into water is a kind of magic. 505 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:11,000 If you have incredibly low standards for what magic is. Ha! 506 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:16,280 Actually, a lot of science is so amazing and so strange 507 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,760 that it does kind of seem a little like magic. 508 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,440 Take nuclear power - 509 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,560 the elements that power it are what we call radioactive, 510 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,240 and have something called a half-life. 511 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,280 Well, I don't get it, but luckily this next bloke 512 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,360 doesn't half know what he's talking about. 513 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,440 So, that's it, a simple, easy-to-understand explanation 514 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:41,280 of radioactivity and radiation. 515 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,800 Does anyone have any questions? 516 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,840 Oh, everyone. Very well. 517 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,000 You, which bit didn't you understand? 518 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,360 Yeah, you lost me at radioactive. 519 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,600 I mean, that was literally the first thing I said this morning. 520 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,680 Yeah, I didn't get anything after that point. 521 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,400 Like when you talked about decay, did you mean my teeth? 522 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,960 Only I brush them twice a day. 523 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,400 What? What if I brush four times a day? 524 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,800 Ah... Let me try this another way. 525 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,000 Oi! 526 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,360 When an element decays, it breaks down and releases energy 527 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,800 To find how quickly this happens, we measure its... 528 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000 We call this energy... 529 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,640 Some elements release types that damage our cells 530 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:22,880 And they've got a... 531 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,520 Half-life is how long it takes 532 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:29,480 For half the atoms in an element to decay into something else 533 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,200 We can use a Geiger counter to measure it 534 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:37,400 Safe in the knowledge it's counting all the tiny particles of 535 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:41,760 Radiation 536 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,160 It's decaying atoms 537 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:48,320 And the speed they fall apart 538 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,960 That is what we call... 539 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,520 Don't just take my word for it 540 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:58,440 I'm a radioactive atom made of protons and neutrons 541 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:01,360 With electrons orbiting round and round and round 542 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,240 If the nucleus is unstable 543 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,920 That makes all of me unstable 544 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,240 And all those tiny particles start to leave 545 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,160 They fly out in a ray, called radiation 546 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,000 And the speed at which they do 547 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,080 That's called decay rate 548 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,760 And then I'm stable again 549 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:21,520 Safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my nucleus 550 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,240 Over there somewhere 551 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,040 ALL: Radiation 552 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,080 It's decaying atoms 553 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,920 And the speed they fall apart 554 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,320 That is what we call... 555 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,880 You know what I mean? 556 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,240 Woo! 557 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,560 There, does that clear that up? 558 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,160 So is brushing my teeth four times a day enough, or...? 559 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,400 Ugh. 560 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,080 All that for nothing. 561 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,320 You were great. Thanks, mate. 562 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,200 I just came up with Newton's... 563 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,120 HE MUMBLES 564 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,240 Oh, sorry, it's my wings creaking. 565 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,720 LAUGHTER 566 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:06,200 Hexagons are everywhere. Get used to it, Maureen. 567 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,840 Weird and gross stuff you now know 568 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:14,080 Hope you enjoyed The Horrible Science show. 569 00:25:14,130 --> 00:25:18,680 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41981

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