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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:52,767 --> 00:00:54,080 -Mr. Lea? -Oh! 2 00:00:54,223 --> 00:00:55,356 Yes, sir. 3 00:00:55,381 --> 00:00:57,559 I'm, Mr. Maidment, your chief Examiner. 4 00:00:57,585 --> 00:00:59,553 I'm afraid I shan't be able to take you. 5 00:00:59,578 --> 00:01:01,796 But I've managed to get somebody else. 6 00:01:01,823 --> 00:01:02,934 Oh, good. 7 00:01:03,514 --> 00:01:04,577 This is Miss, 8 00:01:05,078 --> 00:01:06,519 Miss. Adez. 9 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:08,326 Mr. Lea. 10 00:01:08,623 --> 00:01:10,370 Mr. Lea, shall we proceed? 11 00:01:10,396 --> 00:01:12,015 Oh, yes, please. Ha. 12 00:01:12,328 --> 00:01:13,405 Ah, I mean. 13 00:01:13,795 --> 00:01:14,935 Yes, madam. 14 00:01:15,297 --> 00:01:16,360 This way. 15 00:04:19,232 --> 00:04:23,781 So, if Timmy passes his drivers instructors exam, you'll be off then. 16 00:04:23,815 --> 00:04:25,971 I don't know what it'll be like without you. 17 00:04:26,218 --> 00:04:28,257 Well, the house will be like a tomb! 18 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:31,368 You won't, you won't lose touch completely, will you? 19 00:04:31,394 --> 00:04:34,326 Oh, Mum it's only on the other side of town. 20 00:04:34,351 --> 00:04:36,202 -Twenty minutes on the train. -Oh. 21 00:04:36,228 --> 00:04:37,662 I mean just think. 22 00:04:37,688 --> 00:04:40,861 A driving school with a little par de terre above it. 23 00:04:40,886 --> 00:04:41,559 A what? 24 00:04:41,664 --> 00:04:42,858 A flat, mum. 25 00:04:43,527 --> 00:04:46,342 you know it's just what we need now that Jason's growing so fast. 26 00:04:46,368 --> 00:04:47,906 What about my, Timmy? 27 00:04:47,932 --> 00:04:49,639 Oh! He can stay with us. 28 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:51,363 There be room in the flat. Won't there? 29 00:04:51,660 --> 00:04:52,364 well. 30 00:04:52,390 --> 00:04:53,351 yeah. 31 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:56,402 Well, I haven't actually seen inside yet. 32 00:04:56,706 --> 00:04:57,662 here! 33 00:04:58,786 --> 00:05:00,687 I thought you said it was palatial? 34 00:05:00,713 --> 00:05:03,148 Yeah, it is from the, from the outside. 35 00:05:03,547 --> 00:05:05,518 Fella took me round after dinner. 36 00:05:05,519 --> 00:05:06,649 -No. -What? 37 00:05:06,675 --> 00:05:07,759 you were pissed then? 38 00:05:07,784 --> 00:05:09,682 Ah, but... -Rosie, that's not very nice. 39 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:11,045 Well, it's true! 40 00:05:11,071 --> 00:05:13,673 You know, it took two of this mates to hold him up when he proposed. 41 00:05:13,698 --> 00:05:14,172 Argh! 42 00:05:14,198 --> 00:05:17,155 Well, you know it's my, Timmy I'm worried about. 43 00:05:17,181 --> 00:05:19,579 He's never been away from home before. 44 00:05:19,605 --> 00:05:21,396 Oh, don't worry about Timmy Mum. 45 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:23,778 You know, he's much more responsible these days. 46 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,647 Ha, ha, ha. 47 00:05:45,673 --> 00:05:46,794 How'd I do? 48 00:05:46,820 --> 00:05:51,486 Congratulations, Mr. Lee you're now a fully qualified driving instructor. 49 00:05:51,512 --> 00:05:52,753 What! 50 00:05:53,447 --> 00:05:54,574 Wey! 51 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:55,930 Ha, hay! 52 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:56,675 Mind you, 53 00:05:57,824 --> 00:06:00,819 when Timmy starts being responsible, that's the time to start worrying, eh? 54 00:06:00,844 --> 00:06:02,436 -Yeah. -Something always happens, I tell ya. 55 00:06:02,461 --> 00:06:04,546 -Bmp, argh! -Oh, bloody hell! 56 00:06:04,571 --> 00:06:05,521 See what I mean? 57 00:06:05,546 --> 00:06:06,717 -Sorry, Sid. -Right. 58 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:07,798 But I did it! 59 00:06:07,824 --> 00:06:09,224 -What? -I'm a daddy! 60 00:06:09,249 --> 00:06:10,556 Oh, no! 61 00:06:10,595 --> 00:06:14,282 Here, It's not that girl from the news paper office, is it? 62 00:06:14,405 --> 00:06:15,120 Oh, God! 63 00:06:15,146 --> 00:06:18,232 No Mum, it's not. Er, er, A, D, E, A, D, I! 64 00:06:18,263 --> 00:06:21,683 A Department of the Environment Approved Driving Instructor! 65 00:06:21,709 --> 00:06:27,628 Oh, my, Timmy. Ooh to think, Timmy's part of the environment. 66 00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:29,207 -Oh! -Here, there ain't many in the street, 67 00:06:29,232 --> 00:06:30,978 can say that, love! 68 00:06:31,004 --> 00:06:33,402 Ah, well, certainly not dad, eh! 69 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:35,283 Tried to get though that hallway, lately, have you? 70 00:06:35,308 --> 00:06:38,064 Ah, he'll be glad of the extra space. Now that we've gone. 71 00:06:38,089 --> 00:06:40,522 Well, he have some were to put all that junk, he keeps on, 72 00:06:40,548 --> 00:06:42,643 bringing home from the lost property office. 73 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,094 Here, are! 74 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:58,339 He's nice, isn't he, eh? 75 00:06:58,365 --> 00:06:59,736 He'll be company for, Freddie. 76 00:06:59,761 --> 00:07:01,846 Freddie? That's what he calls his, Gorilla! 77 00:07:01,878 --> 00:07:04,490 Here! They didn't leave that at the lost property office? 78 00:07:04,515 --> 00:07:06,270 Nah, I found it abandoned in the hight street! 79 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:06,520 Oh. 80 00:07:06,545 --> 00:07:09,654 Abandoned! God! That was put there to collect for charity. 81 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,326 Got a colecting box, dad. 82 00:07:11,352 --> 00:07:13,404 Yeah! It's a bit of a mistake, that. 83 00:07:13,429 --> 00:07:15,787 I recon, he breaks up the natural look of the thing. 84 00:07:15,812 --> 00:07:16,697 It's full of money, that. 85 00:07:16,722 --> 00:07:19,470 -Oh, Walter. -Dad 86 00:07:19,497 --> 00:07:21,903 Yeah, well, I'll, I'll tell you what I'll 87 00:07:21,929 --> 00:07:24,251 put it towards some lessions with you two, alright. 88 00:07:24,276 --> 00:07:28,379 Ah, well, well, in that case, er, that's different isn't, eh? 89 00:07:28,405 --> 00:07:30,491 Well, least we start off will one customer! 90 00:07:31,328 --> 00:07:33,414 I can't wait! Is it good this place? 91 00:07:33,439 --> 00:07:35,524 Good! Good! 92 00:07:35,535 --> 00:07:37,496 Ha, ha. Just wait to see it. 93 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:56,666 I hear that crook, Dumphrey found some half-wit 94 00:07:56,692 --> 00:07:59,326 called, Noggett to sell out to before he disappeared. 95 00:07:59,352 --> 00:08:01,692 That won't be any threat to us, Mr. Truscott. Ha. 96 00:08:01,717 --> 00:08:03,989 Thanks to your efforts I think I can safely say 97 00:08:04,015 --> 00:08:06,760 the "Truscott Driving School" is second to none. 98 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:08,145 Thank you, Bender. 99 00:08:08,171 --> 00:08:11,381 Nevertheless, it beholds us not to sit on our laurels. 100 00:08:11,406 --> 00:08:14,010 Oh, absolutely, I wouldn't dream of sitting on anybody's laurels. 101 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:16,363 Especially ours! 102 00:08:16,388 --> 00:08:19,241 Does that marylebone institution still have any clients left? 103 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:20,556 Morry who, sir? 104 00:08:21,086 --> 00:08:23,389 Dumphrey outfit, do they still have and clients? 105 00:08:23,414 --> 00:08:26,244 Dumphrey outfit has one or two, I should think. 106 00:08:27,124 --> 00:08:28,434 Awfully sorry, sir. 107 00:08:28,459 --> 00:08:31,724 I will, take the initiative! Sign those clients up. 108 00:08:31,749 --> 00:08:34,144 Oh, brilliant, sir, brilliant! 109 00:08:34,170 --> 00:08:36,766 nature abhors a vacuum, Bender? 110 00:08:38,009 --> 00:08:39,089 Sorry? 111 00:08:39,557 --> 00:08:41,737 Gosh. I'm awfully sorry. I'm late, daddy. 112 00:08:41,762 --> 00:08:43,609 Can I leave my stuff in here? 113 00:08:43,634 --> 00:08:45,720 By all means, my dear. 114 00:08:45,890 --> 00:08:48,818 -Hello, Mary. -oh, er, hello, Tony. 115 00:08:48,844 --> 00:08:50,161 Mended your rugger shirt. 116 00:08:50,186 --> 00:08:51,148 Oh, thanks a lot. Ha. 117 00:08:51,173 --> 00:08:52,726 Super-trier you scored! 118 00:08:52,751 --> 00:08:54,291 Which one sweetie! 119 00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:56,980 Just because your daddy invested in this business 120 00:08:57,006 --> 00:09:01,578 for you does not give you the right to be overly familiar, Bender. 121 00:09:01,603 --> 00:09:04,703 I'm dreadfully sorry, Mr. Truscott. I didn't mean any offence. 122 00:09:04,728 --> 00:09:07,415 I, I'll go and wash my hands! 123 00:09:09,170 --> 00:09:10,870 Er, what happened to the tea, Mary? 124 00:09:10,895 --> 00:09:12,588 No, I was just popping out for some milk, daddy. 125 00:09:12,615 --> 00:09:14,248 Oh, bring the client figures when you get 126 00:09:14,275 --> 00:09:16,908 back. I want to get my charts up to date. 127 00:09:17,107 --> 00:09:21,124 Gosh, how super! Looks as though we've got to new customer! 128 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:24,226 Argh, it's great isn't it, eh? 129 00:09:25,593 --> 00:09:27,296 Our own business again! 130 00:09:27,321 --> 00:09:29,406 Just like when we were cleaner windows, kid! 131 00:09:29,841 --> 00:09:30,792 Oh, yes, Sid. 132 00:09:30,818 --> 00:09:32,774 Oh, it's handsome isn't it, eh! 133 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,998 Do you know what, I just knew it had great possibilities, 134 00:09:35,024 --> 00:09:37,427 you know. The moment old, Dumphrey drove me past it. 135 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:39,061 Dumphrey! 136 00:09:39,086 --> 00:09:40,826 Yeah, yeah, I'll have to change the name. 137 00:09:40,851 --> 00:09:41,960 What? 138 00:09:44,831 --> 00:09:46,594 Oh, hello. 139 00:09:47,036 --> 00:09:47,904 Oh! 140 00:09:47,929 --> 00:09:49,150 Do go in and make yourselves at 141 00:09:49,176 --> 00:09:51,214 home. I was just popping out for some milk. 142 00:09:51,239 --> 00:09:52,377 I won't be a minute! 143 00:09:52,404 --> 00:09:54,527 Cool! Thank you. 144 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:59,210 Here, Sid, she was nice! Does she come with it! 145 00:09:59,235 --> 00:10:00,854 You better ask her. Hadn't you, eh. 146 00:10:00,879 --> 00:10:02,964 I haven't met any of my staff yet! 147 00:10:04,803 --> 00:10:07,189 Oh well, thanks for letting me stagger here with, Jason! 148 00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:09,413 -Eh? -Oh, were's the flat? 149 00:10:09,439 --> 00:10:10,977 Oh, one thing at a time, love. 150 00:10:11,004 --> 00:10:13,411 I've gotta get this place straightened out first! Haven't I. 151 00:10:13,437 --> 00:10:16,951 Well look, Jason can't wait. He's got to have his nappy changed. 152 00:10:16,976 --> 00:10:18,250 -Er. -Oh, look, 153 00:10:18,275 --> 00:10:20,947 I'm gonna go down to the, Chemist, and get some nappy linners. 154 00:10:20,973 --> 00:10:22,073 Yeah. 155 00:10:22,493 --> 00:10:25,696 Sid, what are you talking about? This place is fantastic! 156 00:10:25,723 --> 00:10:29,303 No, no, no! Kid, it's far to fussy! 157 00:10:29,334 --> 00:10:32,599 What I'm looking for is a clean, sort of functional. 158 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:35,729 You know, almost, Swedish sort of look. 159 00:10:35,756 --> 00:10:38,689 My God, I, look at that, diabolical geeza there, eh! 160 00:10:38,715 --> 00:10:40,800 He's got to go for a start off! 161 00:10:40,825 --> 00:10:43,230 -Er, Sid? Are you sure we... -Eh? 162 00:10:43,255 --> 00:10:45,801 Look! Don't just stand there, son. Do something! 163 00:10:45,826 --> 00:10:48,488 Will you make yourself useful? Take that er, that thingy there. 164 00:10:48,513 --> 00:10:49,951 -What the aquaium? -That yeah. That's it. Yeah. 165 00:10:49,976 --> 00:10:52,829 Take it upstairs to the flat, put it in, Jason's room. Right! 166 00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:54,372 Right, Sid. 167 00:10:59,328 --> 00:11:00,902 Argh! 168 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:02,031 Ooh! 169 00:11:02,056 --> 00:11:02,844 Bloody! 170 00:11:02,869 --> 00:11:04,955 Oh, Sid help. 171 00:11:04,980 --> 00:11:07,065 You silly, eh. Give it to me. 172 00:11:07,090 --> 00:11:10,717 Look out!, Let go of it will ya! 173 00:11:10,742 --> 00:11:13,428 -Get your hand off of me! All right I've got it. 174 00:11:13,454 --> 00:11:15,335 -I've got it. -All right, Sid. 175 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,038 Oh! No. No. Here. Here! 176 00:11:17,063 --> 00:11:18,994 -Quick get hold of it. -No, Sid. Argh! 177 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:21,366 What's going on? Argh! 178 00:11:21,392 --> 00:11:24,867 -Let's go and see. Hand it to me. -Ooh, ooh, argh! Help, help! 179 00:11:24,895 --> 00:11:26,504 -Get it, -Argh! 180 00:11:26,530 --> 00:11:28,365 get it, quickly! Get it out! 181 00:11:28,391 --> 00:11:29,606 Get it out! Get it out! 182 00:11:29,632 --> 00:11:31,752 Oh, my Guppies! My Guppies! 183 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:35,113 Oh, oh, the fish! 184 00:11:35,138 --> 00:11:37,224 What the devil's going on there? 185 00:11:40,216 --> 00:11:41,628 Oooh! Ah! Ooh! 186 00:11:41,654 --> 00:11:43,019 Sid, I found it! 187 00:11:43,044 --> 00:11:45,130 I think I've got it? 188 00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:46,763 Mary! 189 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,120 You unmitigated bounders! 190 00:11:49,145 --> 00:11:50,437 Oh, morning. 191 00:11:51,391 --> 00:11:52,371 -Ooh! -Ooh! 192 00:11:52,397 --> 00:11:53,492 -Get it out. Ooh! Yes i've got it! -Ooh! 193 00:11:53,517 --> 00:11:55,358 -Ooh! -Mary! 194 00:11:56,401 --> 00:11:58,628 My portrait in genuine oils! 195 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,780 Ah, kills the personality's over bigot! 196 00:12:01,806 --> 00:12:03,641 Well, come on bobby, don't just stand there 197 00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:06,216 gawking give us a hand to get this mess cleared up! 198 00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:08,500 -I've got it.slippery little devil. -Oh! 199 00:12:08,526 --> 00:12:10,233 You! You! 200 00:12:10,258 --> 00:12:13,470 I hope you don't stutter like that, when you're working for me mate! 201 00:12:13,496 --> 00:12:16,436 Oh, god blimey, it's not very nice for the customers is it. hey? 202 00:12:16,462 --> 00:12:17,782 Here we are! 203 00:12:17,807 --> 00:12:18,881 Sid! 204 00:12:19,221 --> 00:12:19,920 Eugh! 205 00:12:19,945 --> 00:12:22,359 -Sid! -I said later, love! Later! 206 00:12:22,385 --> 00:12:24,264 I'll show you the flat later. ow! 207 00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:25,683 This isn't it! 208 00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:28,643 Look, love I said i'll show you the bloody flat later! 209 00:12:28,669 --> 00:12:30,351 Can't you see I'm up to me eyes in it? 210 00:12:32,413 --> 00:12:33,370 What isn't it? 211 00:12:33,395 --> 00:12:37,007 The "Dumphrey School of Motoring," is next door. Isn't it! 212 00:12:37,185 --> 00:12:38,663 What! 213 00:12:39,779 --> 00:12:42,375 You're in the wrong driving school. 214 00:12:42,401 --> 00:12:45,575 Yes, well er, there seems to have been a bit of, er... 215 00:12:46,713 --> 00:12:49,184 - Sorry about that. - Shut up! 216 00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:53,850 Oh listen. Er, oh, this is probably yours, sir. 217 00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:04,467 Ah, bloody hell. Look at the state of this place. 218 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:07,238 That dirty crook, Dumphrey! Eh? 219 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:10,139 Show me one place, then selling me this load of old rubbish. 220 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:12,511 Yes, well, it's, er... 221 00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:15,512 Oh, ha, it's not exactly the British School of Motoring is it, Sid? 222 00:13:15,537 --> 00:13:18,305 Ha, bloody, ha! 223 00:13:19,745 --> 00:13:21,155 Ah, ooh! 224 00:13:21,181 --> 00:13:23,014 Morning all. Tea's up! 225 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,907 Ah, ta, Avril. Well at least he left us his knockers! 226 00:13:25,933 --> 00:13:27,786 Erm, Secretary. 227 00:13:27,812 --> 00:13:30,191 come on, get, get out. 228 00:13:30,842 --> 00:13:32,790 It's not a bad little flat. 229 00:13:33,844 --> 00:13:37,086 But there's only room for us, and Jason. 230 00:13:37,353 --> 00:13:38,539 You like a cup of tea, love? 231 00:13:38,571 --> 00:13:42,013 Cup of Tea? I haven't got time for a cup of tea! I've got to clear up. 232 00:13:42,039 --> 00:13:44,843 Here, and what we gonna do about, Timmy? 233 00:13:45,173 --> 00:13:47,269 We can't let him sleep down here. 234 00:13:47,418 --> 00:13:49,806 Well, I suppose I'll have to go back to, mum and dad won't I? 235 00:13:49,832 --> 00:13:52,244 My mom has lodges, you can come and stay with us. 236 00:13:52,270 --> 00:13:53,996 Ooh, yeah, suppose I could. 237 00:13:54,022 --> 00:13:56,148 You'll be on the job much quicker, if you come with me! 238 00:13:56,174 --> 00:13:59,256 Hm. It sounds like an offer you can't refuse, Timo. 239 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,658 Oh! Well, that's settled then, isn't it. 240 00:14:02,690 --> 00:14:05,261 Well, I'd better get back to our palatial flat! 241 00:14:05,287 --> 00:14:08,233 Look, Avril, you don't have to know where this Dumphrey geezer hangs out do you? 242 00:14:08,259 --> 00:14:10,458 Oh yes! He sent me a nice postcard today! 243 00:14:10,484 --> 00:14:11,432 Yeah, were from? 244 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:12,555 Australia. 245 00:14:12,581 --> 00:14:18,980 Oh, bloody creep! I hope he gets jumped on by a kangaroo! Oww! 246 00:14:19,006 --> 00:14:21,431 Hm, did he leave any customers behind? 247 00:14:21,457 --> 00:14:23,186 Oh yes, I've had two of them ringing up today, 248 00:14:23,212 --> 00:14:25,021 asking him when the new management's taking over. 249 00:14:25,047 --> 00:14:26,501 Oh, well, thank god for that! 250 00:14:26,526 --> 00:14:28,936 Get them laid on for this afternoon, will you. 251 00:14:28,962 --> 00:14:30,177 What they like? 252 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,455 There's, Miss Slenderparts, and a Mrs. Hargreaves. 253 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,461 Miss. Slenderparts! 254 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:39,860 Sounds interesting! Er, mature is she! 255 00:14:39,886 --> 00:14:40,819 very! 256 00:14:40,844 --> 00:14:42,021 Ah! 257 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,051 Right! 258 00:14:51,407 --> 00:14:55,617 I will immerse myself in this lady! 259 00:14:55,799 --> 00:14:56,706 Oh, Sid, surely. 260 00:14:56,732 --> 00:15:00,086 I have spoken! Timothy! You shall take Mrs. Hargreaves, 261 00:15:00,112 --> 00:15:06,429 and I shall take, Miss. Slenderparts. 262 00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:18,631 Oh, good afternoon, madam. 263 00:15:18,657 --> 00:15:23,705 Welcome, welcome to, the "NogLEA School of Motoring." 264 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,561 Ooh! 265 00:15:26,697 --> 00:15:30,272 We teach you things, that other driving schools, 266 00:15:30,298 --> 00:15:32,557 don't even know exist! 267 00:15:32,584 --> 00:15:35,576 Ah, Mrs. Hargreaves, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Lea. 268 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,411 He's going to be your instructor. 269 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,749 Oh, wonderful! 270 00:15:38,775 --> 00:15:40,971 ah, no, no. There be a change of plans. 271 00:15:40,997 --> 00:15:43,666 I will have, Mrs Hargreaves! 272 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,503 You can take, Miss. Slenderparts. 273 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:46,269 No, but, Sid. 274 00:15:46,295 --> 00:15:47,333 Hello! Ah! 275 00:15:47,359 --> 00:15:50,387 It's all right, Miss. Slenderparts, Mr. Noggett is waiting for you. 276 00:15:50,413 --> 00:15:53,482 Hello. I hope, I'm not late? 277 00:15:53,508 --> 00:15:56,410 I've just had a long session, with a vicar! 278 00:15:57,703 --> 00:15:59,248 Well, hang on a minute, I think there's 279 00:15:59,274 --> 00:16:00,511 - been a bit of a mistake. - Sid!. 280 00:16:00,537 --> 00:16:01,956 - Sidney! - Oh? 281 00:16:02,519 --> 00:16:04,435 The toilet's in the garden! 282 00:16:04,461 --> 00:16:06,376 Well, don't worry, love. I'll move in a minute. 283 00:16:06,402 --> 00:16:09,113 Er, oh! 284 00:16:09,874 --> 00:16:14,517 Er, now, Timothy, I insist that you take, Mrs. Hargreaves, 285 00:16:14,543 --> 00:16:17,213 and I will take, Miss. Slenderparts. 286 00:16:17,239 --> 00:16:18,830 But, Sid you, er... There's nothing more, 287 00:16:18,856 --> 00:16:21,148 to be said Timothy, nothing more. 288 00:16:21,174 --> 00:16:24,683 Oh but, it, er, Miss. Hargreaves. 289 00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:26,713 -Ta-ra, Rosie. -Good luck. 290 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,382 Goodbye, Sid! 291 00:16:31,103 --> 00:16:32,471 Are we ready to go, madam? 292 00:16:32,496 --> 00:16:34,643 Rather! I'm raring to go! 293 00:16:34,669 --> 00:16:36,497 I put something warm on! 294 00:16:37,637 --> 00:16:40,398 I hope you've got nerves of steel, young man? 295 00:16:40,424 --> 00:16:41,636 Well, I... 296 00:16:41,662 --> 00:16:43,510 Forgive my shopping! Won't you? 297 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,235 Well, shall we go? After you. 298 00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:48,345 -Thank you. -There you are, madam! 299 00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:50,417 Mr. Dumphrey said she was the reason he was 300 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:54,285 emigrating! She's failed her test 43 times! 301 00:16:54,311 --> 00:16:56,198 Oh, my God! 302 00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:59,765 So, ah, ha, ha, ha. There you are, madam. 303 00:17:05,418 --> 00:17:08,024 I think the best thing we can do, is go to the correct procedure, 304 00:17:08,050 --> 00:17:09,884 for pulling away from the curb. 305 00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:12,340 It's lovely up here, isn't it? 306 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,491 Yes, very nice. 307 00:17:14,255 --> 00:17:17,574 Yes, well, first of all we check in our mirror, don't we! 308 00:17:18,813 --> 00:17:20,765 I normally do that afterwards. 309 00:17:21,029 --> 00:17:24,440 No. I was referring to, checking in your mirror to see if 310 00:17:24,465 --> 00:17:25,477 anything was coming up behind. 311 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:26,779 I see. 312 00:17:26,805 --> 00:17:28,132 If you don't mind me asking, how many 313 00:17:28,158 --> 00:17:30,915 -lessons have you had? -Er, only one. 314 00:17:30,941 --> 00:17:34,058 We did lowering, and raising the front 315 00:17:34,084 --> 00:17:36,421 seat! It was ever so exciting! 316 00:17:36,447 --> 00:17:38,303 Would you like me to show you? 317 00:17:38,329 --> 00:17:42,401 Well, yes, er, no erm, ooh! 318 00:17:42,427 --> 00:17:45,627 There's so little to do around here, if you don't play bridge! 319 00:17:45,653 --> 00:17:46,653 But! But! 320 00:17:46,679 --> 00:17:50,323 Oh, come on! Who knows, I might even book a course of lessons! 321 00:17:50,349 --> 00:17:52,638 -I can see you mean business! -Ooh! 322 00:17:52,664 --> 00:17:53,918 Ooh! 323 00:18:08,299 --> 00:18:10,467 -You can drive me anytime! -Yes, madam. 324 00:18:10,494 --> 00:18:12,803 -Anytime! -If I can, unbuckle my... 325 00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:20,914 -Oooh! -Argh! 326 00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,097 -Ah! Mmm! -Ooh! 327 00:18:24,282 --> 00:18:25,941 Giddyup! Oh, well, whats this? 328 00:18:25,967 --> 00:18:27,504 You mind your horn! 329 00:18:27,531 --> 00:18:28,631 -Get me off me horn. - ah, ah! 330 00:18:28,657 --> 00:18:29,969 Hang on I still got me... 331 00:18:29,994 --> 00:18:31,878 -Blimey! It's the Police! -Ah! 332 00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:33,282 It's the Police! 333 00:18:33,505 --> 00:18:34,611 Mmm! 334 00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:37,223 -Oh! -What's the matter? 335 00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,263 I've been arrested by the fuzz already! 336 00:18:39,289 --> 00:18:40,383 Oh! 337 00:18:53,513 --> 00:18:54,814 Have we lost them yet? 338 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,835 Yes! They've turned off. 339 00:18:57,365 --> 00:18:59,729 Which is more than I can say for myself! 340 00:18:59,755 --> 00:19:03,159 We have some unfinished business to attend to! 341 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:06,692 I'll pull in over there. Looks quite, quiet. 342 00:19:16,649 --> 00:19:19,310 Now look, are you sure this is a good idea? 343 00:19:19,336 --> 00:19:21,783 -Oh, come on let's go in there. -Where? 344 00:19:21,809 --> 00:19:23,657 -There. -You're mad! 345 00:19:23,683 --> 00:19:25,725 -Come on. -Where, where are you taking me? 346 00:19:25,751 --> 00:19:29,646 Get the, careful. You're mad! 347 00:19:29,672 --> 00:19:31,943 But I, don't mind. I'll, forgive you. 348 00:19:31,969 --> 00:19:34,534 Just this, oh! Ah, ah! 349 00:19:34,559 --> 00:19:37,673 Just close the door. There we, go! 350 00:19:37,699 --> 00:19:39,599 -Argh! Argh! -Ah, ah! 351 00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:43,377 Ah! Ah! Ah! I've got a splitter in me bum! Ah! 352 00:19:43,403 --> 00:19:46,498 Right, then lads, come on, get to work. All of ya! 353 00:19:47,651 --> 00:19:50,085 Take her up, Nikki! Righto boys. 354 00:19:53,689 --> 00:19:55,049 Go on, right up! 355 00:20:35,599 --> 00:20:36,632 Ah, hello. 356 00:20:36,657 --> 00:20:38,835 Oh dear, you better have a quick 357 00:20:38,861 --> 00:20:41,263 bath! Mom's almost got the meal ready. 358 00:20:41,288 --> 00:20:43,339 Thank you very much. Right. 359 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,857 Oh, it's nice to have a manly appetite, 360 00:20:46,883 --> 00:20:49,013 around the house again. Isn't it, Avril? 361 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,522 Yes mum. 362 00:20:50,797 --> 00:20:55,829 Avril's father had a lovely appetite, until the sea took him from us! 363 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,039 Don't expect you can remember him, can you, Avril? 364 00:20:58,065 --> 00:21:00,762 I remember some of his friends, better mum. 365 00:21:01,006 --> 00:21:03,981 Hm. Erm, more, Mr. Lea? 366 00:21:04,007 --> 00:21:06,580 Oh! No ta. Enough, thank you. 367 00:21:06,605 --> 00:21:09,220 -Avril? -No thanks, mum. 368 00:21:09,246 --> 00:21:12,539 could you force down another, eclair? 369 00:21:12,565 --> 00:21:15,189 oh yeah, smashing! Thank you. 370 00:21:16,882 --> 00:21:20,792 If there's anything you want, anything at all! 371 00:21:20,819 --> 00:21:23,006 You only to ask! Hadn't he, Avril? 372 00:21:38,405 --> 00:21:43,241 -Oh! Oh! Sorry I, er... -Ah! Ah! 373 00:21:43,267 --> 00:21:49,909 Oh! oh, oh! I'm terribly sorry. Hm. Oh, oh. 374 00:21:51,787 --> 00:21:55,054 If your excuse me, I'll go and take another bath. 375 00:22:01,457 --> 00:22:03,069 Funny boy! 376 00:22:05,852 --> 00:22:07,449 Psst! 377 00:22:08,499 --> 00:22:09,750 Psst! 378 00:22:10,854 --> 00:22:12,255 Psst! 379 00:22:12,282 --> 00:22:14,610 -oh! -I made myself a cup 380 00:22:14,636 --> 00:22:16,453 of, Ovaltine. Would you fancy one? 381 00:22:16,479 --> 00:22:18,815 Oh! Smashing, yes. 382 00:22:22,889 --> 00:22:23,974 Is their room? 383 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,667 Well, there is at the moment! Ha! Ha! 384 00:22:26,761 --> 00:22:27,832 Oh, ta. 385 00:22:29,653 --> 00:22:34,571 -Cheers! -All the breast! I mean... 386 00:22:35,902 --> 00:22:37,649 -Oh, cheers. -Ooh, Er. 387 00:22:37,675 --> 00:22:40,386 -It's a bit hot isn't it? -Yes. 388 00:22:41,576 --> 00:22:43,913 Oooh! Erm, 389 00:22:45,173 --> 00:22:48,244 -that's a fantastic nighty! -Do you like it? 390 00:22:48,270 --> 00:22:53,079 Oh, yes! It's got a sort of erm, oh, er, sorry. 391 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:54,791 Now, look what you've done! 392 00:22:54,817 --> 00:22:56,390 I'm sorry! It just sort of, er... 393 00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:57,951 Aren't you going to do it up again? 394 00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:00,525 Of course I am. Of course I am. 395 00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:04,340 Right. There we are. 396 00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:08,937 Ooh yes! There we are! Ha. Ha! 397 00:23:09,266 --> 00:23:11,066 Why don't you take it off? 398 00:23:12,486 --> 00:23:15,542 Oh yes! would be easier. 399 00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:31,194 Timmy. 400 00:23:31,814 --> 00:23:34,105 -It's mum! -Oh, erm... 401 00:23:36,254 --> 00:23:38,296 Well, get down! 402 00:23:39,807 --> 00:23:40,906 Oh! 403 00:23:41,309 --> 00:23:42,684 Come in. 404 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:49,327 I, er, hope I'm not disturbing you? 405 00:23:49,848 --> 00:23:51,358 It's a little chilly tonight, and I 406 00:23:51,384 --> 00:23:53,539 thought you might like something to warm up the, 407 00:23:53,564 --> 00:23:56,093 cockles! As they say. 408 00:23:56,630 --> 00:24:00,550 Oh! That's very kind. Hey! Oh, oh, oh! 409 00:24:03,241 --> 00:24:06,729 -Shall I pop it in for you? -No! 410 00:24:06,755 --> 00:24:10,017 Well I mean. No, thank you. I know, 411 00:24:10,043 --> 00:24:11,273 just where i like it. 412 00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:14,766 - Ah! - Oh! 413 00:24:14,792 --> 00:24:16,135 Are you alright? 414 00:24:16,161 --> 00:24:19,129 Oh. Definitely! Erm... 415 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:23,987 Well, I suppose I'd better be going. Ha! 416 00:24:24,226 --> 00:24:26,880 I expect you'll like my, Avril she likes, 417 00:24:26,906 --> 00:24:28,750 getting her head down. 418 00:24:28,776 --> 00:24:31,420 oh, oh, oh. Does she really! 419 00:24:31,446 --> 00:24:34,239 Er, erm, good night Mrs. Chalmers. 420 00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:37,379 Ha, ha. Good night. 421 00:24:39,882 --> 00:24:41,456 Good night. 422 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,900 -Good night. -Night. 423 00:24:47,270 --> 00:24:48,971 Funny boy! 424 00:25:45,064 --> 00:25:46,252 Ah! 425 00:25:52,003 --> 00:25:53,462 Oh, hello. 426 00:25:53,739 --> 00:25:55,732 Ooh blimey! It's, Maid Marion! 427 00:25:55,758 --> 00:25:57,813 Off to shoot your lunch are you? 428 00:25:59,194 --> 00:26:01,713 Erm, listen, I'm sorry about that mixed up 429 00:26:01,746 --> 00:26:02,679 at the office. 430 00:26:02,705 --> 00:26:04,896 Ah! How your guppies? 431 00:26:04,922 --> 00:26:06,016 Oh they're fine, thanks. 432 00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:08,119 Swing about their new tank, like billyo! 433 00:26:08,145 --> 00:26:10,794 -Oh, super! -I say, I want you to do me a favor? 434 00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:11,524 Of course! 435 00:26:11,550 --> 00:26:13,359 Well, could you stick this up? 436 00:26:14,242 --> 00:26:15,375 Pardon? 437 00:26:15,516 --> 00:26:17,902 -Oh! I see. What? -About the rugby match at 438 00:26:17,928 --> 00:26:20,437 the club. It'll be super fun! You must come! 439 00:26:20,462 --> 00:26:21,905 I'll never forget, when tony took me to 440 00:26:21,931 --> 00:26:23,518 see the bar bars at twickers, and we got 441 00:26:23,544 --> 00:26:24,942 fizzers on shampoo! 442 00:26:24,967 --> 00:26:25,991 Ooh, ooh! I say! 443 00:26:26,017 --> 00:26:28,400 Yes. I adore, rugga types! do you play? 444 00:26:28,426 --> 00:26:31,949 Me! Rugby? Ooh, yes. 445 00:26:31,950 --> 00:26:33,257 -Argh - Ooh, madam! 446 00:26:33,283 --> 00:26:35,370 -Oh. -Terribly sorry! 447 00:26:35,395 --> 00:26:37,623 Er, do you think you could give me a hand? 448 00:26:37,649 --> 00:26:38,669 Help me off with this. 449 00:26:38,695 --> 00:26:42,190 - Right! Mind your guppies! - Oh, thanks. 450 00:26:42,216 --> 00:26:43,803 I say. I wonder could you help me? 451 00:26:43,829 --> 00:26:45,429 You see, Tony was supposed to pick me up and take 452 00:26:45,455 --> 00:26:47,875 me up to the rugged club to practice my archery. Well, 453 00:26:47,901 --> 00:26:50,187 he seems to got held up. 454 00:26:50,213 --> 00:26:51,868 You mean, you can't drive? 455 00:26:51,895 --> 00:26:54,245 No. Failed my test twice. 456 00:26:54,271 --> 00:26:56,313 You can imagine, what a goose, I feel. 457 00:26:56,339 --> 00:26:59,343 -Well, we'll take daddy's car. -Ooh, right. 458 00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:01,005 To, Sherwood! 459 00:27:01,031 --> 00:27:02,332 You will be careful, won't you? 460 00:27:02,358 --> 00:27:04,649 The Bentley's daddies pride and joy! 461 00:27:04,674 --> 00:27:07,539 You'll rely on me! 462 00:27:10,198 --> 00:27:12,868 -I think. Ah. -Do be careful! 463 00:27:12,894 --> 00:27:14,190 There we are. 464 00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:16,335 -Er, hm. -The bits and pieces. 465 00:27:16,361 --> 00:27:18,174 -Stick them in the back. Ha. Ha. -Okay. 466 00:27:18,206 --> 00:27:19,495 In you get madam. 467 00:27:24,197 --> 00:27:25,380 Olé! 468 00:27:33,355 --> 00:27:35,779 Mary! Mary! 469 00:27:35,967 --> 00:27:39,451 Oh. Oh, this is too much! 470 00:27:39,519 --> 00:27:42,072 Hm! Damn the fellow! 471 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:52,740 Er, Mr. Truscott. Mr. Truscott. I, I've locked myself out! 472 00:27:52,766 --> 00:27:55,137 Ah, ah. 473 00:27:55,163 --> 00:27:57,616 Have you ever done, like this before? 474 00:27:57,642 --> 00:28:01,205 -No. -The pygmies can get it, 475 00:28:01,230 --> 00:28:03,016 further you, using this method. 476 00:28:03,042 --> 00:28:05,303 Oh, this shenanigan can stunt your growth! 477 00:28:05,329 --> 00:28:07,388 -Ah. Can you stretch it further? -Ooh! 478 00:28:07,414 --> 00:28:09,369 No! I can't get it up any more! 479 00:28:09,395 --> 00:28:14,139 -Argh! Yes! -Ready? Right, now! 480 00:28:14,488 --> 00:28:18,333 -Oh! Here! Good shot Mary! -Thanks. 481 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:23,837 -Where did yours go? -Ooh 482 00:28:25,052 --> 00:28:26,582 What are we going to do now? 483 00:28:26,615 --> 00:28:29,044 Oh, Well I'm going to go back to the office, and get changed. 484 00:28:29,070 --> 00:28:30,214 Sid's arranged for me to take a, Miss. 485 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:31,490 Slenderparts out for a lesson. 486 00:28:31,516 --> 00:28:34,740 Yes, I know her she used to be with us. 487 00:28:34,765 --> 00:28:38,011 Oh dear. Yes. Well, Sid said she's very nice, 488 00:28:38,037 --> 00:28:39,149 and a very good pupil. 489 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:42,316 She's only taken her test forty three times. Ha! 490 00:28:43,604 --> 00:28:47,768 -Are you all right, dear? -Oh, yes, thanks. 491 00:28:47,795 --> 00:28:51,604 I've been through all the instructor, 492 00:28:51,630 --> 00:28:54,795 at the "Truscott Driving School" as well you know. 493 00:28:55,530 --> 00:28:58,780 Oh, really, yes. well, safety, er, belt fastened? 494 00:28:58,806 --> 00:29:01,857 Oh, yes. I know my driving code. 495 00:29:01,883 --> 00:29:05,771 Clump clip every trip. Unforgettable! 496 00:29:05,796 --> 00:29:07,313 Yes! Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha! 497 00:29:07,339 --> 00:29:09,056 Right, now I'm sure i don't have to, 498 00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:10,730 er, remind you of the correct procedure, 499 00:29:10,756 --> 00:29:12,360 for pulling away from the curb. 500 00:29:12,385 --> 00:29:14,028 Which curb do you mean, dear? No don't 501 00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:16,606 tell me let me guess! Oh I see. Yes. 502 00:29:16,632 --> 00:29:17,876 No. No. This one. 503 00:29:17,901 --> 00:29:19,986 -Yes! -Oh! 504 00:29:29,737 --> 00:29:33,094 That was a, teeny, weeny, bit impulsive. Wasn't it? 505 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:37,328 - Oh, was it -Yes. let's, let's take it nice and gently. Eh. 506 00:29:37,354 --> 00:29:38,733 Right 507 00:29:39,044 --> 00:29:43,026 Right! Now, change down as you approach the zebbra crossing. 508 00:29:43,052 --> 00:29:45,054 Righty-ho! 509 00:29:48,116 --> 00:29:51,985 Argh! You stupid old cow! Oi! 510 00:29:52,011 --> 00:29:55,161 I said, change down. Not charge down! 511 00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:57,421 Oh. Sorry. 512 00:29:57,447 --> 00:29:58,965 Yeah! 513 00:29:58,991 --> 00:30:02,781 Now. Now, change down as you approach this corner. 514 00:30:02,808 --> 00:30:04,081 Yes. 515 00:30:04,107 --> 00:30:07,549 -You can see the corner, can't you? -Yes. Yes. Why? 516 00:30:07,581 --> 00:30:08,903 Can't you? 517 00:30:12,435 --> 00:30:17,256 Clutch. Clutch! Clutch! 518 00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:19,480 I am clutching, as hard as I can! 519 00:30:19,506 --> 00:30:23,546 Not that kind of clutch you silly old! Ah. Silly, silly old you. 520 00:30:25,771 --> 00:30:28,783 Ooh. You must remember to press down with your foot. 521 00:30:28,809 --> 00:30:30,639 -Which foot? -Well, the left foot. 522 00:30:30,665 --> 00:30:32,024 -The left. -Left. 523 00:30:32,051 --> 00:30:33,591 -And the right? No! -No. No. No. No. 524 00:30:33,617 --> 00:30:36,201 Not the right. The left. Do we go right, or left? 525 00:30:36,227 --> 00:30:38,040 -The left! -Left, right? 526 00:30:38,066 --> 00:30:39,365 No, no. the other right! 527 00:30:40,066 --> 00:30:42,203 -No! Not on the grass! -Hadn't we'd better... 528 00:30:45,146 --> 00:30:46,875 now, pull to the right of this cyclist. 529 00:30:47,235 --> 00:30:49,171 -The other right! The other right! -What other right? 530 00:30:49,197 --> 00:30:50,496 There is no other right? 531 00:30:50,522 --> 00:30:52,165 Sorry, darling. Sorry. 532 00:30:52,191 --> 00:30:53,535 That's quite all right, dear. 533 00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:56,547 Don't blame yourself! 534 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:03,696 Ooh! Ooh! 535 00:31:03,722 --> 00:31:07,290 Ooh! Miss. Slenderparts, when I want you to do 536 00:31:07,316 --> 00:31:09,077 an emergency stop, I will tell you. 537 00:31:09,103 --> 00:31:12,908 -Please do. -Thank you. Thank you. 538 00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:17,114 Now, we're here. We might as well do some reversing. 539 00:31:17,140 --> 00:31:19,400 Oh, good this is where I came before, you 540 00:31:19,426 --> 00:31:21,173 know with that nice, Mr. Noggett. 541 00:31:21,199 --> 00:31:23,260 Oh, really! 542 00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:27,282 Oh.Yes. Well, on second thoughts, 543 00:31:27,316 --> 00:31:28,726 we'll give reversing a miss. 544 00:31:28,752 --> 00:31:31,517 Oh, blow! I was looking forward to reversing. 545 00:31:31,543 --> 00:31:33,088 It's my strong suit! 546 00:31:33,114 --> 00:31:36,790 Oh. Yes, well. 547 00:31:36,816 --> 00:31:39,541 We'll, er, just keep to straightforward driving. I think. 548 00:31:39,567 --> 00:31:40,661 Yes. 549 00:31:55,362 --> 00:31:58,247 Shall we try a little bit of overtaking, now. 550 00:31:58,273 --> 00:32:00,162 Right. Shall I do it now? 551 00:32:00,187 --> 00:32:01,680 Yes. Now, as long as you're sure it's safe! 552 00:32:01,706 --> 00:32:04,447 Oh. Yes, it's as safe as houses! 553 00:32:04,485 --> 00:32:06,571 No! 554 00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:11,922 Oh, I can't see the clock, with his stupid wheel in the way. 555 00:32:11,948 --> 00:32:14,970 What is the time, exactly? 556 00:32:19,789 --> 00:32:21,875 Ooh! 557 00:32:24,034 --> 00:32:26,835 Oh, crikey! The dual contols gone! 558 00:32:26,869 --> 00:32:29,419 -Oh, yes. Is that important? -Ah. Ah. 559 00:32:29,444 --> 00:32:31,529 Oh, No. No! 560 00:32:32,713 --> 00:32:34,245 Argh! 561 00:32:48,672 --> 00:32:49,839 Ha. Ha! 562 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,229 Ha. Ha! 563 00:32:52,319 --> 00:32:56,350 You're a happy person, aren't you? 564 00:33:00,067 --> 00:33:03,717 Mr. Lea, don't you think I'm a smidgen too 565 00:33:03,750 --> 00:33:06,154 near the vehicle in front? 566 00:33:06,180 --> 00:33:09,934 A smidgeon? Yes! But don't worry about it. 567 00:33:09,961 --> 00:33:14,016 Oh, good. I like taking lessons with you. You know. 568 00:33:14,063 --> 00:33:18,556 You give me confidence! 569 00:33:28,036 --> 00:33:30,970 You flaming half-wit! Coming back on a, 570 00:33:30,996 --> 00:33:33,374 bloody transporter! What are you trying to do! Ruin me? 571 00:33:33,399 --> 00:33:35,002 -Eh! Ah. Ah! -Wasn't my fault Sid! 572 00:33:35,029 --> 00:33:36,082 -Oh. No! Ah! 573 00:33:36,108 --> 00:33:39,879 Listen! Anyway. Save a few bob on petrol, eh? 574 00:33:39,905 --> 00:33:41,510 Don't get funny with me, son! 575 00:33:41,536 --> 00:33:44,534 It's a bloody miracle, the press didn't get hold of this! You know. 576 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:48,135 I mean. Timmy, your got to pull yourself together! kid. 577 00:33:48,162 --> 00:33:50,465 NogLEA, could be really big business! You know. 578 00:33:50,491 --> 00:33:53,492 I've already knocked off a couple of, Truscott's customers today! 579 00:33:54,069 --> 00:33:56,564 -But, oh, yeah! Go on. -Well ,look there you go, 580 00:33:56,589 --> 00:33:59,865 Sid! Maybe, we should think about joining up with them. Eh? 581 00:34:00,349 --> 00:34:04,435 That, is not a bad idea! You ought to stay in, with that, Truscott, bird! 582 00:34:04,461 --> 00:34:07,338 Oh, hello love! It's nice to see you again! 583 00:34:07,364 --> 00:34:09,044 Here. Everything going all right. Is it? 584 00:34:09,070 --> 00:34:11,540 Well, it could be. If it wasn't for the curse of the, Lea's, here! 585 00:34:11,566 --> 00:34:14,599 Yeah er, Er, I've brought you something mum. 586 00:34:14,625 --> 00:34:18,310 Oh, ooh, thanks, love. Here what is it? 587 00:34:18,336 --> 00:34:20,423 Er, well, it's a bit of washing! Mum. 588 00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:22,704 oh, ain't you got a laundrette near you? 589 00:34:22,730 --> 00:34:25,984 Yeah! But they won't take his, unless he washes it first! 590 00:34:26,010 --> 00:34:28,347 -Ooh! -Do you mind! 591 00:34:28,373 --> 00:34:30,372 Eh, hello, Freddie. 592 00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:32,857 Er, dad's still at work is he, then mum? 593 00:34:32,883 --> 00:34:35,103 No, love. He's upstairs. 594 00:34:35,128 --> 00:34:36,488 He's had one of his turns. 595 00:34:36,514 --> 00:34:40,193 Yeah. Like, when he turns over and says, "bugger it I'm not gonna work today!" 596 00:34:40,219 --> 00:34:41,464 -Sid! -Eh? 597 00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:43,633 Time for a nice cup of tea. Have you love? 598 00:34:43,659 --> 00:34:44,884 No, not for me, mum I've gotta go around the, 599 00:34:44,910 --> 00:34:47,351 Truscott's place for a drink, and pick up, Mary! 600 00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:49,395 -Ooh! -I say! How 601 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,868 absolutely spiffing! 602 00:34:51,893 --> 00:34:53,902 Well, don't knock it, Sid! It's gonna give 603 00:34:53,928 --> 00:34:56,383 me a chance to charm, Miss. Truscott out of her mind. 604 00:34:56,409 --> 00:34:57,517 -Ah! -Ah! 605 00:34:57,542 --> 00:35:00,568 Oh, mum! You spilt it! 606 00:35:02,053 --> 00:35:04,138 [INCOHERENT CHATTER) 607 00:35:05,128 --> 00:35:06,529 All right? 608 00:35:07,854 --> 00:35:09,940 -Are you enjoying it? -Fine. Lovely time. 609 00:35:10,790 --> 00:35:12,875 [INCOHERENT CHATTER) 610 00:35:14,839 --> 00:35:16,732 -Do you have everything you want? -Yes, fine. 611 00:35:16,758 --> 00:35:18,406 I didn't quite regognise that lady there. 612 00:35:18,432 --> 00:35:20,406 -Here you are, mumzie, daddy. -Oh, thank you, dear. 613 00:35:20,433 --> 00:35:21,893 And voila, Mrs. Truscott! 614 00:35:21,919 --> 00:35:23,595 - oh, sorry. - Oh. 615 00:35:23,936 --> 00:35:27,516 Mmm. Quite a lively little wine. 616 00:35:27,896 --> 00:35:30,184 Good body. Excellent finish. 617 00:35:30,210 --> 00:35:32,374 You must envy it, Henry! 618 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,616 Ha! That's frightfully funny, Mrs. Truscott. 619 00:35:38,410 --> 00:35:40,219 -Oh, who's that? -Oh, that'll be, Timmy. 620 00:35:40,245 --> 00:35:41,836 I'll go and let him in. 621 00:35:41,861 --> 00:35:44,320 -Timmy? -They're one of those 'NogLEA' types 622 00:35:44,346 --> 00:35:46,079 that took over from, Dumphrey, Mrs. Truscott. 623 00:35:46,105 --> 00:35:50,121 Awful outsider! Dreadful person! 624 00:35:50,146 --> 00:35:52,231 Timmy, the point being you should... 625 00:35:52,256 --> 00:35:55,008 -I'm so sorry. -It's my pleasure! 626 00:35:56,310 --> 00:35:59,056 Mumzie. This is, Timothy Lea. Mumzie? 627 00:36:00,332 --> 00:36:02,202 Oh! I'm frightfully sorry. 628 00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:04,738 - Hello. - Hello. 629 00:36:05,210 --> 00:36:07,444 See what I mean, Mrs. Truscott. 630 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:10,364 Er, ah. What do you feel like, Timothy? 631 00:36:10,397 --> 00:36:13,533 Shall we try the 69 together? 632 00:36:14,050 --> 00:36:15,384 Hello! Mary? 633 00:36:15,410 --> 00:36:17,536 Oh. Hello, how nice. I'm glad you could come. 634 00:36:17,563 --> 00:36:18,874 Here! 635 00:36:24,237 --> 00:36:28,216 Savour it. But, don't swallow it immediately. 636 00:36:28,241 --> 00:36:29,843 -Cheers. -Cheers. 637 00:36:38,271 --> 00:36:39,412 Ah! 638 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,822 Well! Well! Hello leak! 639 00:36:42,848 --> 00:36:45,114 I must say I never thought I'd ever see you here! 640 00:36:45,140 --> 00:36:47,196 Oh, don't be say beastly! Tony. 641 00:36:47,222 --> 00:36:50,954 What's the matter? Lost your tongue! 642 00:36:50,979 --> 00:36:52,566 -hm. -Sorry? 643 00:36:54,181 --> 00:36:56,797 Oh, come on then, were are your manners? 644 00:36:58,972 --> 00:37:01,503 It's not my fault. Not my fault at all. 645 00:37:01,528 --> 00:37:03,450 You filthy bounder! 646 00:37:06,256 --> 00:37:08,865 Now then, Bender. Control, Bender, control. 647 00:37:08,911 --> 00:37:10,856 Yes, sir. Sorry,sir. 648 00:37:11,382 --> 00:37:13,331 -Steady the puffs. -Than you, sir. 649 00:37:13,357 --> 00:37:14,762 No! 650 00:37:15,221 --> 00:37:16,873 -Argh! -For goodness sake! 651 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,826 -Sorry, Sir. Eh. 652 00:37:19,055 --> 00:37:21,308 -Every, sorry everybody! -Yes, Sir. 653 00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:24,336 I Say. Touch of the old, Malaria! 654 00:37:24,361 --> 00:37:25,922 Yes, Sir. I'm frightening sorry, 655 00:37:25,948 --> 00:37:26,775 about that, sir. 656 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,344 All over my suit. 657 00:37:28,370 --> 00:37:31,018 - Oh, goodness! - I'm sorry, Mary! 658 00:37:31,176 --> 00:37:33,688 I wish I could get you on a rugger field! 659 00:37:35,748 --> 00:37:38,578 -It wasn't my fault! -Timmy. 660 00:37:38,603 --> 00:37:42,263 -Yes? -Your flies are undone. 661 00:37:46,565 --> 00:37:48,624 Eh, listen, Mary. Erm, why don't we go 662 00:37:48,651 --> 00:37:51,171 away, and have a nice quiet drink somewhere? 663 00:37:53,782 --> 00:37:55,977 -Oh! -Oh! 664 00:37:57,083 --> 00:38:04,063 Oh. Im terribly, sorry! Lovely party! Thank you, very much! 665 00:38:04,101 --> 00:38:07,354 -Food, was delicious. -Timmy. 666 00:38:08,675 --> 00:38:10,319 Yes. Well, I understand the poor boy has a 667 00:38:10,345 --> 00:38:13,449 history of, er, tablecloth, eh! 668 00:38:16,592 --> 00:38:19,727 Cheer up! There wasn't much broken. 669 00:38:20,271 --> 00:38:22,880 Is there something else bothering you? 670 00:38:23,716 --> 00:38:26,344 Do you really fancy that, Bender guy? 671 00:38:26,502 --> 00:38:30,770 Well, you know how it is? Sort of get into things! 672 00:38:31,114 --> 00:38:34,449 -Yeah! -I think dad is pretty keen! 673 00:38:34,475 --> 00:38:36,593 Well, why doesn't your, daddy marry him, then? 674 00:38:36,619 --> 00:38:38,699 Ha, ha. Timmy. 675 00:38:39,121 --> 00:38:40,872 You still haven't answered my question? 676 00:38:40,898 --> 00:38:44,460 Oh. Take the next turning on the left. 677 00:38:44,712 --> 00:38:46,831 It's rather nice down there! 678 00:38:47,623 --> 00:38:48,713 Right! 679 00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:10,380 Ooh, Mary you must realize the way I feel about you? 680 00:39:10,405 --> 00:39:12,382 Oh, gosh! Yes, well, I'm begining to get the idea! 681 00:39:12,407 --> 00:39:14,217 Golly! Hope you're this fast on the, rugby 682 00:39:14,242 --> 00:39:15,383 pitch! 683 00:39:15,409 --> 00:39:17,046 Er, what position do you play? 684 00:39:17,072 --> 00:39:18,721 Oh, er, position? Erm, 685 00:39:18,746 --> 00:39:21,871 -inside right. -No that's not a rugby position. 686 00:39:21,898 --> 00:39:24,596 Oh. Well, what about right inside then. 687 00:39:26,084 --> 00:39:28,434 -Hmm. -Oh. 688 00:39:30,227 --> 00:39:30,827 Hm. 689 00:39:30,853 --> 00:39:33,377 -Oh, gosh it's a nice pair, -Oh. 690 00:39:33,403 --> 00:39:35,071 -What? -Trousers! 691 00:39:35,096 --> 00:39:37,078 -Ah, oh, yes! -Oh! 692 00:39:37,104 --> 00:39:39,243 -Timmothy? -Ooh. They're my best pair! 693 00:39:39,268 --> 00:39:41,354 -Oh! -Mmm! 694 00:39:44,302 --> 00:39:48,493 - Hm. - Oh. 695 00:39:48,519 --> 00:39:49,581 -Don't. -Don't what? 696 00:39:49,607 --> 00:39:52,243 -Don't stop! -Oh, right. 697 00:39:52,268 --> 00:39:53,623 Ooh, Timothy! 698 00:39:53,648 --> 00:39:55,734 Ooh, Timotht, I... 699 00:39:56,826 --> 00:39:58,744 -Gosh how rude! -Oh, sorry. 700 00:40:25,516 --> 00:40:27,601 Ooh! Ah! Timmy. oh! 701 00:40:33,141 --> 00:40:35,436 -Morning, Mr. Truscoott. Ooh! -Morning sunny boy! 702 00:40:35,462 --> 00:40:37,805 Come here. Have you seen the morning paper? 703 00:40:37,831 --> 00:40:39,083 No, sir! 704 00:40:39,084 --> 00:40:40,280 Well, that'll put the kibosh, on 705 00:40:40,306 --> 00:40:42,404 those, "NogLEA" bounders! Once and for all! 706 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:49,194 Oh, Mr. Truscott iI do like to see you laughing! Ah! 707 00:40:51,670 --> 00:40:53,867 Come in "NogLEA Driving School" your time 708 00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:56,334 is up! God almighty! What are you trying 709 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,120 to do make a, make a make a laughing stuck out 710 00:40:58,147 --> 00:40:58,989 of us are you? 711 00:40:59,014 --> 00:41:00,691 -It wasn't my fault, Sid. -Wasn't your fault! 712 00:41:00,717 --> 00:41:02,159 -No, Sid. -Ha. Ha. No! 713 00:41:02,184 --> 00:41:05,245 -Yesterday, was one of my bad days. -Oh, hey. 714 00:41:05,270 --> 00:41:07,414 -It was the handbrake. -Yeah. What's the matter with it? 715 00:41:07,439 --> 00:41:09,556 -Oh. Nothing much. Er, -Oh. 716 00:41:09,581 --> 00:41:10,678 -Oh. -But it does need 717 00:41:10,704 --> 00:41:12,168 a coat of paint, Sid. 718 00:41:12,193 --> 00:41:14,588 Bleeding marvelous, isn't it, eh! Bleeding 719 00:41:14,613 --> 00:41:16,483 marvelous for a driving instructor! 720 00:41:16,509 --> 00:41:20,010 I mean. Who's going to employ us? After all this publicity, eh? 721 00:41:20,035 --> 00:41:23,596 I've got half a mind... 722 00:41:23,622 --> 00:41:25,692 Hello! "NogLEA Driving School". 723 00:41:26,351 --> 00:41:29,030 You saw the piece about us in the paper, did you, and 724 00:41:29,056 --> 00:41:30,310 you want to book a, 725 00:41:30,336 --> 00:41:33,812 a couple of lessons! Ha. Ha. Why certainly madam. 726 00:41:33,837 --> 00:41:35,922 Pen. Pen. Pen. Pen. Pen. 727 00:41:36,203 --> 00:41:39,946 Er, just one moment, please madam. Ah. Oh, good, that's better, 728 00:41:39,972 --> 00:41:41,311 you'll pop around. 729 00:41:41,337 --> 00:41:46,311 Thank you. Thank you, very much, madam. Look forward to seeing you. 730 00:41:46,573 --> 00:41:50,989 Bloody hell! Now where was I? 731 00:41:51,015 --> 00:41:52,818 Er, You were telling me you had half a 732 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,462 - mind, Sid. - Just you, 733 00:41:54,488 --> 00:41:58,241 watch it, you? Right! 734 00:41:58,350 --> 00:42:00,343 That's, Truscott, I'm worried about? 735 00:42:00,370 --> 00:42:02,575 I thought you was supposed to be getting close to that bird? 736 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,304 I was. 737 00:42:04,329 --> 00:42:09,147 Hello! Ah. Yes madam. You saw our, 738 00:42:09,669 --> 00:42:14,204 our what? Our article in the paper, 739 00:42:14,230 --> 00:42:16,150 and you'd like to book a course of 740 00:42:16,175 --> 00:42:18,486 lessons! Why, certainly, madam. 741 00:42:18,511 --> 00:42:20,202 -Er, Sid, Sid. - Yes. Just one moment. 742 00:42:20,228 --> 00:42:22,335 Sorry to interrupt. Er, do you still want me? 743 00:42:22,361 --> 00:42:25,703 No. No. No. Eh, listen. Let this be a lesson to you, Timo. 744 00:42:25,729 --> 00:42:28,915 Never. Never, ever, underestimate, 745 00:42:28,941 --> 00:42:31,665 the importance of publicity. Ah. 746 00:42:31,690 --> 00:42:34,919 One moment, please madam. Hey! Mrs. Dennis. 747 00:42:34,944 --> 00:42:38,580 Get on round there. She's one of the oldest clients, 748 00:42:38,606 --> 00:42:41,958 -on the books. Okay? -Okay. 749 00:42:41,984 --> 00:42:47,140 Now, madam. In er, what way can I service you? 750 00:42:57,993 --> 00:43:01,946 -Ah! Morning. Mrs. Dent. -That's right. 751 00:43:01,971 --> 00:43:03,915 -Where's, Mr. Dumphrey? -Ah. Well he's not at, 752 00:43:03,941 --> 00:43:05,450 the school anymore. 753 00:43:05,475 --> 00:43:07,554 -You used to have him. Did you? -Hmm. 754 00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:08,958 More often than not. 755 00:43:08,984 --> 00:43:10,532 Would you like me to drive? 756 00:43:11,195 --> 00:43:13,367 Yes. Ah. 757 00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:18,064 Er, I hear you're quite an old hand! 758 00:43:19,336 --> 00:43:23,133 I mean. Er, yes. Listen, we'll er, drive up 759 00:43:23,159 --> 00:43:26,554 to the golf course and er, practice some three-point turns. 760 00:43:26,579 --> 00:43:28,139 I'll get a feel of you on the way! 761 00:43:28,164 --> 00:43:30,595 -Right. -Right. 762 00:43:31,965 --> 00:43:34,434 Ooh! I didn't play that shot very well did I! 763 00:43:34,460 --> 00:43:35,982 Pound a hole then, Bender? 764 00:43:36,009 --> 00:43:38,049 Pound a hole! No I don't get paid that much. 765 00:43:38,075 --> 00:43:39,916 I mean. I er, don't play golf that much! 766 00:43:39,941 --> 00:43:40,734 Ah. 767 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,458 Yes. Ah, well, good idea. Why not. 768 00:43:46,343 --> 00:43:49,883 I do like your trousers, sir. Very nice! 769 00:43:52,087 --> 00:43:54,039 That's one. 770 00:43:56,337 --> 00:43:57,835 A pound a hole! 771 00:43:57,861 --> 00:44:01,197 Yes! Jolly good idea, sir. Ah. Tee! 772 00:44:09,372 --> 00:44:12,851 Well, that was terrific! Why are you still taking lessons? 773 00:44:12,876 --> 00:44:15,367 You could pass a test, with your eyes closed! 774 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,143 There's more to driving lessons, 775 00:44:18,797 --> 00:44:22,134 -Then driving lessons. -Oh, yeah. 776 00:44:22,977 --> 00:44:25,701 -What? -Let's take a walk! 777 00:44:25,727 --> 00:44:28,971 You can ask me a few questions about the highway code. 778 00:44:28,997 --> 00:44:31,759 Oh. Right. Yes. 779 00:44:32,771 --> 00:44:35,189 Erm. 780 00:44:36,149 --> 00:44:37,376 Where you not allowed to use your 781 00:44:37,401 --> 00:44:39,384 horn after 11.30? 782 00:44:39,410 --> 00:44:42,643 Can you imagine what it's like being a golf widow? 783 00:44:42,669 --> 00:44:43,743 Well. 784 00:44:43,769 --> 00:44:45,300 Every sunday morning I wake up to 785 00:44:45,325 --> 00:44:47,027 the rattle of my husband's balls, going 786 00:44:47,053 --> 00:44:48,891 out the front door. 787 00:44:50,100 --> 00:44:52,243 All day long. Flogging his little wedge, 788 00:44:52,269 --> 00:44:54,622 in the bottom of that bunker. 789 00:44:55,066 --> 00:44:58,314 Well, at least you're not playing around, eh! Ah. 790 00:44:58,340 --> 00:45:02,428 Well. I suppose it is really. You know. Playing a round! Ah! 791 00:45:02,454 --> 00:45:04,159 -Golf. -Do you get lonely? 792 00:45:04,185 --> 00:45:07,489 -No. I've got, Sid and, Rosie. -I mean one gets lonely! 793 00:45:07,514 --> 00:45:10,658 -Oh. A woman, has needs. You know. 794 00:45:10,683 --> 00:45:12,580 Oh, Yes. I suppose she does really doesn't she. 795 00:45:12,606 --> 00:45:13,774 Come on! 796 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:18,649 Er, listen, supposing somebody comes? 797 00:45:18,675 --> 00:45:20,538 -Ah. Ah. -Oh dear. 798 00:45:22,613 --> 00:45:24,258 We're not going to need this, are we? Really. 799 00:45:24,284 --> 00:45:26,759 - Er, no. Hmm. - No! 800 00:45:26,784 --> 00:45:28,177 Wait, wait, wait, a minuite your 801 00:45:28,202 --> 00:45:29,988 husband doesn't play here during the week? Does he at all? 802 00:45:30,014 --> 00:45:31,096 Oh, no. 803 00:45:31,121 --> 00:45:33,089 I play during the week! 804 00:45:37,865 --> 00:45:39,729 -Oh! Mmm! -Mmm! 805 00:45:41,764 --> 00:45:44,542 -Argh! -Argh! 806 00:45:44,568 --> 00:45:49,040 Argh! Ooh! Argh! 807 00:45:49,073 --> 00:45:51,668 Ah! Oh! Ah! 808 00:46:01,617 --> 00:46:02,732 Hm. 809 00:46:17,087 --> 00:46:19,306 Mrs. Dent. Mrs. Dent! 810 00:46:19,332 --> 00:46:23,170 Stop it! Mrs. Dent. Mrs. Dent! 811 00:46:27,010 --> 00:46:31,238 -What the devil? -Good god! It's him again! 812 00:46:31,264 --> 00:46:32,909 Hello. 813 00:46:32,935 --> 00:46:35,717 He's assaulting her! The dirty scoundrel! 814 00:46:35,743 --> 00:46:36,829 Ah! 815 00:46:36,854 --> 00:46:40,352 Oh! Don't be silly! Ah. look, she fell in, 816 00:46:40,379 --> 00:46:41,666 and hit her head. Ah. 817 00:46:41,691 --> 00:46:44,756 He's a sex maniac! Mr. Truscott. He's a sex maniac! 818 00:46:44,782 --> 00:46:46,861 -Seize him! -Seize him! 819 00:46:46,886 --> 00:46:47,757 Seize him! 820 00:46:47,782 --> 00:46:49,169 Your've gone to far this time. 821 00:46:49,195 --> 00:46:52,304 It tickles! I told you before! Don't do that. Argh! 822 00:46:52,329 --> 00:46:54,261 Come here. I'll get you for this! 823 00:46:54,287 --> 00:46:57,683 That is my new slazinger golfing cardigan! 824 00:46:57,710 --> 00:46:58,927 Oh. I'm terribly sorry. 825 00:46:58,952 --> 00:47:00,936 -Argh! -Ooh! 826 00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:02,849 -Mr. Truscott. -Oh. Oh. 827 00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:05,684 Mr. Truscott! Mr. Truscott! Mr... 828 00:47:05,710 --> 00:47:08,602 Mr. Trusscott! My god! I think I've killed him. 829 00:47:08,628 --> 00:47:10,530 I'm terribly strong! You know. 830 00:47:10,555 --> 00:47:14,057 Mr. Truscutt! please wake up! Mr. Trus... 831 00:47:14,083 --> 00:47:16,879 Ah. Ah. I'd better give him the kiss of life! 832 00:47:16,911 --> 00:47:20,266 Hey! You touching, query! No wonder they, 833 00:47:20,292 --> 00:47:22,287 -call you Bender! -I didn't mean to hurt you. 834 00:47:22,313 --> 00:47:23,320 -Ooh -You dirty beasty! 835 00:47:23,346 --> 00:47:26,045 Go on! That's the first time I've ever seen a, 836 00:47:26,071 --> 00:47:27,973 -Rugby playing poofta! -You got the completly the wrong Idea. 837 00:47:27,999 --> 00:47:30,282 Get out of my sight! Go on I never want... 838 00:47:30,308 --> 00:47:34,855 That's your career up the spout! mate. 839 00:47:37,164 --> 00:47:38,287 -Mrs. Dent! -Oh 840 00:47:38,313 --> 00:47:40,386 Mrs. Dent! You all right? 841 00:47:40,412 --> 00:47:44,160 Well, yes I, I think so. What happened? 842 00:47:44,187 --> 00:47:47,901 well, er, you got hit on the back of the head by a golf ball. Ha. Ha. 843 00:47:47,926 --> 00:47:50,950 And those two idiots, thought I was trying to rape you! 844 00:47:50,976 --> 00:47:52,405 Well. It's er, 845 00:47:53,174 --> 00:47:55,355 their word against mine. isn't it? 846 00:47:55,388 --> 00:47:56,660 -Well. -I mean, 847 00:47:56,685 --> 00:47:57,829 I'm the only one who can say if 848 00:47:57,854 --> 00:47:59,888 you were attacking me or not. Aren't I? 849 00:47:59,914 --> 00:48:01,826 Oh, yes. I suppose you are. 850 00:48:02,107 --> 00:48:05,559 Your future is in my hands! 851 00:48:06,177 --> 00:48:08,922 -Ooh! -Now, let's get something straight, 852 00:48:08,947 --> 00:48:10,093 between us! 853 00:48:10,278 --> 00:48:11,892 I think we already have. Ho. Ho. 854 00:48:11,933 --> 00:48:12,926 What's a little pain! 855 00:48:12,951 --> 00:48:17,268 -Oh. -And I want you to kiss it better! 856 00:48:18,039 --> 00:48:19,839 But, I thought you said. You... 857 00:48:19,865 --> 00:48:22,738 That's not where it hurts! 858 00:48:22,770 --> 00:48:27,300 Oh. Erm, see you later. 859 00:48:28,565 --> 00:48:30,192 Ah! 860 00:48:30,218 --> 00:48:32,037 -Oh, yes! Ooh! -Oh! 861 00:49:19,103 --> 00:49:21,188 Argh! 862 00:49:29,777 --> 00:49:31,445 Argh! 863 00:49:37,726 --> 00:49:39,811 Shh! Lie still. 864 00:49:45,710 --> 00:49:47,269 I found it, Mildred. 865 00:49:55,509 --> 00:49:58,657 -Argh! Ooooh! -Shh. 866 00:50:02,143 --> 00:50:07,290 You know. I sometimes wonder what fate's got against me? 867 00:50:07,315 --> 00:50:09,930 You don't have any problems. Do you? 868 00:50:11,147 --> 00:50:13,534 Doesn't matter how hard I try. 869 00:50:13,799 --> 00:50:17,400 I just don't seem to be able to do anything right. At the moment! 870 00:50:18,077 --> 00:50:22,306 When you think about it. There's not a lot of people I can turn to? 871 00:50:22,331 --> 00:50:24,449 You're about the only real mate, I've got. Ah! 872 00:50:25,583 --> 00:50:27,415 Apart from, Sid of course. 873 00:50:32,872 --> 00:50:35,461 Ah. Yeah I know what you mean! 874 00:50:35,726 --> 00:50:38,303 Oh, here. Give er, me that. 875 00:50:38,329 --> 00:50:40,825 Come on love. It's easy to see, 876 00:50:40,850 --> 00:50:42,159 you've never had a baby! 877 00:50:42,184 --> 00:50:43,937 Mum, you'd attack her with a guitar, if I did! 878 00:50:43,963 --> 00:50:46,861 Well you're going to get married one day! You know, love. 879 00:50:46,887 --> 00:50:48,599 -Do you recon? -Of course! 880 00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:52,085 You want to stop being so shy, and go out with more girls. 881 00:50:52,111 --> 00:50:54,945 -Oh, Thanks mum. come on, darling. -There are love. 882 00:50:54,971 --> 00:50:55,769 Have you been a good boy? 883 00:50:55,794 --> 00:50:57,267 -Lets go and see daddy. Come on. -Oh. Lovely, yeah. 884 00:50:57,293 --> 00:50:58,863 -I've got some nice chewed apples, -Hello, there. 885 00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:00,054 for him, in the kitchen. 886 00:51:00,092 --> 00:51:02,422 -Ah. Ah. Ah! Yeah. -What do you want? Come on, you tell... 887 00:51:02,447 --> 00:51:03,514 Tell Mummy. 888 00:51:03,539 --> 00:51:06,687 -I said. -Take my advice Timo. Never, 889 00:51:06,713 --> 00:51:08,770 never teach your wife to drive! 890 00:51:08,795 --> 00:51:10,955 Still I can't grumble. I suppose. 891 00:51:10,981 --> 00:51:12,773 We only got another couple of, Truscott's customers, 892 00:51:12,798 --> 00:51:14,562 today, eh! 893 00:51:14,588 --> 00:51:15,943 at this rate, I'll tell you what. 894 00:51:15,968 --> 00:51:17,473 We needn't bother about joining up with them! 895 00:51:17,499 --> 00:51:19,945 There'll be nothing left to join up with. Eh! 896 00:51:20,807 --> 00:51:22,386 Good morning! 897 00:51:22,655 --> 00:51:24,526 -Hello. -Morning. 898 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:27,464 Hey! 899 00:51:28,117 --> 00:51:29,957 Not another of your filthy jokes. 900 00:51:29,982 --> 00:51:31,541 Did ya hear, about the fella that wasn't up to it? 901 00:51:31,566 --> 00:51:33,378 -No I didn't. - Had to get a soapbox to 902 00:51:33,403 --> 00:51:34,377 -stand on! -Oh, 903 00:51:34,403 --> 00:51:36,134 really. Sorry, Mary. 904 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,291 I only mention it, because it's very clear your governor's 905 00:51:38,323 --> 00:51:39,883 got a little problem! 906 00:51:39,908 --> 00:51:41,026 what do you mean? 907 00:51:57,092 --> 00:51:58,723 This isn't for you? Is it, sir? 908 00:51:58,748 --> 00:52:00,194 What isn't for me? 909 00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:02,489 This package from denmark! 910 00:52:02,689 --> 00:52:05,664 Aye. A plain brown package. 911 00:52:05,689 --> 00:52:08,163 No. It's says "Sexual Rejuvenation Clinic." 912 00:52:08,195 --> 00:52:13,167 Give me those pills! I mean packet! I'll attend to them. Er, it. Later. 913 00:52:14,012 --> 00:52:17,666 This moment in time we have, more important things to think about. 914 00:52:17,692 --> 00:52:20,134 Have you seen these latest trade figures? 915 00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,593 No. I don't look at them that often, sir. 916 00:52:22,618 --> 00:52:24,763 We're losing money, hand over a fist! 917 00:52:24,788 --> 00:52:26,764 There's only one place it can be going to. 918 00:52:26,789 --> 00:52:30,352 -"NogLEA", sir? -Of course! It's ridiculous. 919 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,605 They've taken some of our best customers, lately. 920 00:52:33,630 --> 00:52:35,964 I don't like to suggest this. But, 921 00:52:35,990 --> 00:52:37,691 I think there's only one thing for it! 922 00:52:37,716 --> 00:52:40,928 -What's that, sir? -Merger. 923 00:52:42,805 --> 00:52:44,255 It's a bit strong. Isn't it? 924 00:52:44,281 --> 00:52:47,235 I, I Mean. Couldn't we just maim, them? 925 00:52:49,563 --> 00:52:51,682 I said merger, you fool! Not murder! 926 00:52:54,067 --> 00:52:55,437 I thought you said, murder! 927 00:52:55,463 --> 00:52:58,295 -How frightfully silly of me! -Join up with them! 928 00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,880 With that shower? That is so degrading! 929 00:53:00,906 --> 00:53:03,237 -We're the best School for miles around! -Calm yourself, Bender. 930 00:53:03,262 --> 00:53:04,421 Yes, sir. 931 00:53:04,446 --> 00:53:09,141 Necessity is the mother of expediency! 932 00:53:09,166 --> 00:53:10,365 Mother of what, sir? 933 00:53:11,019 --> 00:53:13,061 I was thinking more of a takeover. 934 00:53:13,086 --> 00:53:17,064 Then a merger. We'll take control. Put them under contract, 935 00:53:17,089 --> 00:53:19,568 and fire them in a couple of months! 936 00:53:19,593 --> 00:53:22,429 Brilliant, sir! Brilliant! 937 00:53:25,082 --> 00:53:27,364 Who's going to broach, the merger? 938 00:53:27,389 --> 00:53:29,642 As always, I have a plan, Bender. 939 00:53:29,668 --> 00:53:31,013 I didn't doubt it for one moment, sir. 940 00:53:31,039 --> 00:53:34,559 I've observed that the er, younger, "NogLEA" creature, 941 00:53:34,584 --> 00:53:39,396 has developed er, a kind of attraction for, Mary! 942 00:53:39,422 --> 00:53:43,202 Mary? could, couldn't we keep her out of this? 943 00:53:43,228 --> 00:53:45,259 When we lost, Lady Snodley, 944 00:53:45,284 --> 00:53:48,118 the jewel of the, Truscott crown. 945 00:53:48,144 --> 00:53:50,015 The time came for desperate measures. 946 00:53:50,047 --> 00:53:53,092 Yes, but, Mary! 947 00:53:53,961 --> 00:53:56,472 Rather, she's a good little bus, isn't she? 948 00:53:56,498 --> 00:53:57,606 Ed, used to have one. 949 00:53:57,631 --> 00:54:00,358 Something like this, for driving the servant's down to the station. 950 00:54:00,383 --> 00:54:02,991 Oh, er, don't forget to use your gears. When you want to slow down. 951 00:54:03,017 --> 00:54:06,328 -Oh. -Er, sorry your ladyship, Snodley! Ha, Ha. 952 00:54:06,354 --> 00:54:08,150 Cynthia. Call me, Cynthia! 953 00:54:08,176 --> 00:54:12,036 After all we're living in the 20th century. Aren't we? 954 00:54:12,062 --> 00:54:17,208 Down Monster! Er, Thruster and Belter don't bother you. Do they? 955 00:54:17,234 --> 00:54:20,962 Oh, no. They're fine. nice Belter! 956 00:54:20,987 --> 00:54:23,705 Oh. On the left er, this is er, your ladyship, 957 00:54:23,731 --> 00:54:26,263 - Yes. - sir. I mean cynthia. Sorry! 958 00:54:26,289 --> 00:54:28,628 The dogs are Edgars. Actually. 959 00:54:28,653 --> 00:54:30,473 He's master of the hunt! Don't you know. 960 00:54:30,498 --> 00:54:32,224 He's frightfully fond of hunting and 961 00:54:32,249 --> 00:54:36,395 shooting and, getting paralytically drunk. 962 00:54:36,421 --> 00:54:38,199 Down Monster! 963 00:54:38,638 --> 00:54:42,833 I say! Have you ever done any modeling? 964 00:54:42,859 --> 00:54:45,434 Well, I made a glider once, but the wing fell off! 965 00:54:45,460 --> 00:54:49,408 I mean artists modeling. You silly boy! 966 00:54:49,433 --> 00:54:51,834 You have an interesting face! 967 00:54:51,864 --> 00:54:55,330 Of course. Not sensitive. 968 00:55:03,606 --> 00:55:05,819 Here we are. Home again. 969 00:55:05,844 --> 00:55:08,604 Why don't you come in, and pose for me, now! 970 00:55:08,630 --> 00:55:10,407 We could have a nibble afterwards! 971 00:55:10,432 --> 00:55:12,348 Oh. Yes. All right, then. 972 00:55:12,373 --> 00:55:13,501 Super! 973 00:55:15,147 --> 00:55:16,595 Nice place you got, here. 974 00:55:16,627 --> 00:55:19,661 Oh. It's just a minor, manner. 975 00:55:19,686 --> 00:55:21,189 Come along, Monster. 976 00:55:21,215 --> 00:55:23,862 Time to pop you inside! 977 00:55:24,011 --> 00:55:26,096 -Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. -Ah. 978 00:55:26,594 --> 00:55:28,543 -Lovely -Ah 979 00:55:28,569 --> 00:55:30,230 Come along boys! 980 00:55:34,874 --> 00:55:39,291 Oh. Hello again! Here, my dad would like this place! 981 00:55:39,317 --> 00:55:41,461 Ah, Yes. It's Edgar's den, really. 982 00:55:41,486 --> 00:55:44,129 It's frightfully handy for the kennels next door. 983 00:55:44,154 --> 00:55:45,882 Er, your husband's not gonna mind me, 984 00:55:45,907 --> 00:55:46,918 posing for you is he? 985 00:55:46,943 --> 00:55:48,885 He won't even know about it. There's a meeting of the hunt 986 00:55:48,910 --> 00:55:51,637 committee tonight. Half past six, till insensible! 987 00:55:51,662 --> 00:55:54,386 -Oh. -Oh now then. 988 00:55:54,411 --> 00:55:58,112 What are we going to do with you? 989 00:55:58,137 --> 00:56:00,289 Oh. 990 00:56:00,315 --> 00:56:02,232 I don't know. I think there's probably, 991 00:56:02,257 --> 00:56:04,401 something I can, 992 00:56:04,426 --> 00:56:10,680 do with you! Er, oh. Now would you just hold the pose? 993 00:56:11,850 --> 00:56:15,607 Oh. Er, could only find one of them. 994 00:56:15,633 --> 00:56:18,393 Ah. I didn't mean that! 995 00:56:18,418 --> 00:56:22,252 Oh! I think we need a bottle of champagne, to relax us. 996 00:56:22,277 --> 00:56:25,362 Can you open that, while I go and fetch the dogs? Ha. Ha. 997 00:56:25,388 --> 00:56:27,929 -yes, good! They won't get in the way, will they? -Yes. 998 00:56:27,956 --> 00:56:30,818 Ah. No. No. Not at all. Your ladyship. 999 00:56:53,801 --> 00:56:57,434 Oh. Ah. Wouldn't you rather have it out of glass? 1000 00:56:57,460 --> 00:56:59,695 Ooh, er, well, yes of course. 1001 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:01,795 Ah, hm. Thank you. Hm. 1002 00:57:02,865 --> 00:57:03,947 Oh. 1003 00:57:03,987 --> 00:57:05,817 -There we go, your ladyship. -Ah. Er, ah. 1004 00:57:09,756 --> 00:57:12,388 -Oh. Yes. -Toodle pip! Ha. Ha. 1005 00:57:13,552 --> 00:57:14,613 Hm. 1006 00:57:15,626 --> 00:57:19,584 Now! Off with those clothes! 1007 00:57:19,610 --> 00:57:22,763 Oh. Are you sure you er, really want me to? 1008 00:57:22,789 --> 00:57:25,649 Now. Come along! Don't be shy. Remember this is art. 1009 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:29,736 Yeah. Suppose you're right. Erm what are we, erm, 1010 00:57:29,761 --> 00:57:31,267 Well, what we're gonna do? 1011 00:57:31,292 --> 00:57:33,490 Er, this is going to be us, Timothy! 1012 00:57:33,515 --> 00:57:35,664 I'm very fond of large objects! 1013 00:57:35,690 --> 00:57:37,461 I can't afford many models, and you're going to, 1014 00:57:37,487 --> 00:57:39,163 have to fill a great many parts! 1015 00:57:39,188 --> 00:57:41,158 With a little help from me, of course. 1016 00:57:41,184 --> 00:57:42,757 Course! 1017 00:57:42,782 --> 00:57:43,917 Erm, 1018 00:57:43,942 --> 00:57:46,586 do er, a lot of artists work like this? 1019 00:57:46,611 --> 00:57:48,006 I don't think so, no. 1020 00:57:48,032 --> 00:57:49,423 I rather fancy, I'm unique! 1021 00:57:49,448 --> 00:57:50,869 Yeah! Ah. 1022 00:57:50,909 --> 00:57:56,509 could you er, come on top of me? 1023 00:57:56,657 --> 00:57:57,208 Pardon? 1024 00:57:57,234 --> 00:57:59,767 No. No. I, I'd rather think it'd be better if 1025 00:57:59,792 --> 00:58:01,734 I lay on top of you. 1026 00:58:01,766 --> 00:58:03,858 -What, er... -Yes. 1027 00:58:03,884 --> 00:58:05,308 Yes! Argh! 1028 00:58:05,333 --> 00:58:07,358 Yes! 1029 00:58:07,383 --> 00:58:09,032 Now, stretch out your arms! 1030 00:58:09,058 --> 00:58:10,333 -Hm. Ah. -There. 1031 00:58:10,358 --> 00:58:11,529 Oh! 1032 00:58:11,554 --> 00:58:13,906 Erm, you don't mind me er, asking. What 1033 00:58:13,932 --> 00:58:16,088 exactly... Nice doggie! What, what exactly 1034 00:58:16,114 --> 00:58:18,618 -are we painting? -The rape of the zebra, and women! 1035 00:58:18,644 --> 00:58:22,161 Oh. I see, and how many bloks did they exactly rape? 1036 00:58:22,186 --> 00:58:23,718 Ooh! 1037 00:58:23,744 --> 00:58:26,206 Hm. Hm. 1038 00:58:26,232 --> 00:58:28,546 -It's sex! Isn't it? -Well, I think it is. Yes! 1039 00:58:28,571 --> 00:58:30,297 It's getting in the way. Isn't it? 1040 00:58:30,322 --> 00:58:35,553 well erm, ooh! Ah. You could put it like that. 1041 00:58:35,578 --> 00:58:37,444 Ooh! Or you could put it like that! 1042 00:58:37,470 --> 00:58:39,271 Better get it out of the way then. Hadn't We! 1043 00:58:39,296 --> 00:58:40,807 Yes. 1044 00:58:40,832 --> 00:58:44,227 Stop it rearing its ugly head! 1045 00:58:44,252 --> 00:58:47,647 -Ooh! -Then we can concentrate on art! 1046 00:58:47,672 --> 00:58:48,990 Art. Art who? 1047 00:58:49,016 --> 00:58:50,998 It's funny, but I think I can couple with a lot of my models. 1048 00:58:51,025 --> 00:58:53,097 Argh! Get away, I'm busy! You silly little thing! 1049 00:58:53,129 --> 00:58:54,423 -Ha. Ah! -Silly things. 1050 00:58:54,449 --> 00:58:56,319 -Ooh! Ah! Ooh! -It's away! Silly boy! Ah! 1051 00:58:56,344 --> 00:58:58,430 -Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! -Do it! 1052 00:58:58,455 --> 00:59:00,597 Argh! 1053 00:59:02,385 --> 00:59:04,432 Edgar. No! 1054 00:59:04,567 --> 00:59:06,653 Who's there? 1055 00:59:06,766 --> 00:59:08,852 Argh! Argh! 1056 00:59:09,105 --> 00:59:11,191 Cynthia. Argh! 1057 00:59:13,327 --> 00:59:15,473 Hey, Edgar! What are you up to? 1058 00:59:38,974 --> 00:59:42,678 -Ah! Ah! Argh! Hello. -Timmy! What happened to you? 1059 00:59:44,525 --> 00:59:46,960 -Oh! Ooh! -Oh! Oh! Oh! 1060 00:59:47,201 --> 00:59:48,709 You are a funny boy. 1061 00:59:48,735 --> 00:59:51,290 -Yes. Ah. -You must be freezing to death? 1062 00:59:52,655 --> 00:59:55,883 Oh erm, I mean. 1063 00:59:55,908 --> 00:59:58,653 did you walk home like that? Well, where's your car? 1064 00:59:58,679 --> 01:00:02,065 Being serviced. 1065 01:00:02,091 --> 01:00:04,176 I think you'd better put something on. 1066 01:00:04,201 --> 01:00:06,287 -Oh! Oh! Oh! -Here. 1067 01:00:06,312 --> 01:00:07,361 Carefull with those. 1068 01:00:07,393 --> 01:00:10,501 My, Ronold did himself a nasty injury. At, 1069 01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,866 Broadstairs, with one of those. 1070 01:00:12,891 --> 01:00:13,941 -Argh! -He cut himself off in 1071 01:00:13,967 --> 01:00:16,057 his prime! 1072 01:00:18,263 --> 01:00:20,824 I think you better go and have a bath. Don't you? 1073 01:00:20,850 --> 01:00:22,327 Warm you up a bit. 1074 01:00:22,352 --> 01:00:25,153 I'll put lots of bubbles in it! nice hot water. 1075 01:00:25,179 --> 01:00:27,516 -All gushing down. -Lovely. 1076 01:00:46,709 --> 01:00:50,187 -Ooh! -What's the matter? 1077 01:00:50,367 --> 01:00:52,390 -I can't feel anything? -Erm. Oh. 1078 01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:54,692 Oooh. 1079 01:00:54,718 --> 01:00:58,629 -Let me try? -Well. Ooh! No! 1080 01:00:58,654 --> 01:00:59,636 Ooh! 1081 01:00:59,662 --> 01:01:02,868 -Ooh! Ooh! -Oh! Oh. 1082 01:01:02,893 --> 01:01:06,037 -You need some of this. -Oh. 1083 01:01:06,062 --> 01:01:09,248 -I read about it in a book. - Oh, ta, thanks. 1084 01:01:09,273 --> 01:01:10,909 Oh. No! 1085 01:01:10,935 --> 01:01:14,494 You don't drink it! 1086 01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,270 -No? -No. 1087 01:01:16,295 --> 01:01:17,494 Oh? 1088 01:01:20,289 --> 01:01:22,889 -Ah! -Feel anything? 1089 01:01:22,914 --> 01:01:24,055 Yes! 1090 01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:28,135 Oh. I've heard of the frozen north pole, but this is bloody ridiculous! Ooh! 1091 01:01:28,161 --> 01:01:31,247 -I think that's enough. -Ooh. 1092 01:01:31,337 --> 01:01:33,903 There's only one way to tell for certain. 1093 01:01:33,928 --> 01:01:36,014 Oh. Ooh! 1094 01:01:42,303 --> 01:01:45,676 -Argh! -Hm. Hmm! 1095 01:01:46,354 --> 01:01:48,012 Hmm! 1096 01:01:53,580 --> 01:01:54,747 Argh! 1097 01:01:54,773 --> 01:01:56,756 -Argh! -Oooh! 1098 01:01:56,781 --> 01:01:58,867 Argh! 1099 01:02:02,861 --> 01:02:04,683 -Argh! -Ooh! Ah! 1100 01:02:07,901 --> 01:02:10,648 Hey! We mustn't wake, Avril! 1101 01:02:17,883 --> 01:02:19,921 Oh. We mastn't wake, Avril. 1102 01:02:19,947 --> 01:02:22,558 We're not going to wake, Avril. 1103 01:02:36,735 --> 01:02:38,588 -Ah. -Aah! 1104 01:03:00,587 --> 01:03:03,924 Oh. That was lovely, dear. 1105 01:03:03,950 --> 01:03:06,290 Ah. How do you feel? 1106 01:03:06,316 --> 01:03:08,682 -Oh. Ah. Er... -Ssh! 1107 01:03:09,020 --> 01:03:10,788 We mustn't wake, Avril. 1108 01:03:14,219 --> 01:03:16,333 Ah! 1109 01:03:17,444 --> 01:03:19,224 Funny boy! 1110 01:03:25,611 --> 01:03:29,415 -Thanks! -Pleasure! 1111 01:03:55,648 --> 01:03:59,729 -Argh! -Ssh! We mustn't wait mum! 1112 01:04:08,746 --> 01:04:11,323 -Argh! -Oh. Sorry, Sid. Sorry. Hm. 1113 01:04:11,349 --> 01:04:12,433 -All right are you? -What? 1114 01:04:12,459 --> 01:04:14,561 Get any sleep last night. Did you? 1115 01:04:14,586 --> 01:04:16,589 -On and off. -Yeah. 1116 01:04:19,924 --> 01:04:22,346 Oh, God. Your on form, ain't you. 1117 01:04:22,372 --> 01:04:23,651 Hey, listen. I've thought of a nice gesture, 1118 01:04:23,677 --> 01:04:24,487 for your mom and dad. 1119 01:04:24,512 --> 01:04:27,106 Yeah. I've seen you use it! 1120 01:04:27,132 --> 01:04:30,310 No. I thought we'd take him out for the afternoon, on the 14th. 1121 01:04:30,336 --> 01:04:31,339 What for? 1122 01:04:31,364 --> 01:04:33,330 Well, it is their anniversary. You know. 1123 01:04:33,355 --> 01:04:35,552 Ooh, blimey! I've completely forgotten about that! 1124 01:04:35,578 --> 01:04:36,833 Er, where were we gonna take them, then? 1125 01:04:36,858 --> 01:04:38,168 Well, I thought we'd take them to the 1126 01:04:38,193 --> 01:04:39,638 victorian crossing for lunch. 1127 01:04:39,664 --> 01:04:41,146 Hmm. What about after that, then? 1128 01:04:41,172 --> 01:04:42,778 -Well. -Dad certainly get pissed! 1129 01:04:42,804 --> 01:04:44,321 Oh. Bloody hell, yeah. 1130 01:04:45,783 --> 01:04:47,874 Here. I know. We'll take them to the rugby tournament. 1131 01:04:47,900 --> 01:04:49,346 There's certainly be a bar there. 1132 01:04:49,372 --> 01:04:51,959 Hey! That's a good idea! The old man'll love that. 1133 01:04:51,985 --> 01:04:53,960 -Here are those figures you wanted. -Ah, ta, love. 1134 01:04:53,986 --> 01:04:56,838 Your friend, Mary, dropped this in. 1135 01:04:58,380 --> 01:05:02,065 Hey. What's up with her? You giving her one, are you? 1136 01:05:02,091 --> 01:05:03,648 Oh. She only deals wholesale! Ah! 1137 01:05:03,673 --> 01:05:05,651 Oh. Here. Fancy, Mary writing. Eh? 1138 01:05:05,677 --> 01:05:09,449 Oh, call the bands! I'm pregnant again! 1139 01:05:09,474 --> 01:05:12,456 Here! She wants to see me at her place! This evening alone. 1140 01:05:12,483 --> 01:05:15,204 Ah. God almighty! It's that posh voice that 1141 01:05:15,229 --> 01:05:17,039 does it for you! Isn't it. Eh? 1142 01:05:17,064 --> 01:05:19,209 Kid a touch of the, Barbara Catlins, and 1143 01:05:19,234 --> 01:05:21,006 you're bloody anybody's! 1144 01:05:21,032 --> 01:05:24,130 Ah! Shut up, Sid! What do you know about, romance? 1145 01:05:24,155 --> 01:05:27,384 Nothing very much. I'm married! 1146 01:05:27,415 --> 01:05:29,490 Wonder what she wants. Eh? 1147 01:05:34,651 --> 01:05:36,985 Hope you dont mind watching the last few minutes of rugby special? 1148 01:05:37,010 --> 01:05:39,096 But, it's so exiting! 1149 01:05:43,427 --> 01:05:44,845 Ah. Hm. 1150 01:05:44,871 --> 01:05:46,957 Gosh! That's a big one! 1151 01:05:48,679 --> 01:05:51,182 Cardiff, are three points behind. 1152 01:05:55,513 --> 01:05:57,512 -Ah! -Argh! 1153 01:05:58,152 --> 01:06:01,680 Ah! Yes. Yes, come on! 1154 01:06:01,705 --> 01:06:03,877 -Bite me. Ooh! -Ooh! 1155 01:06:05,115 --> 01:06:06,439 -Yes! -Don't do that! 1156 01:06:07,270 --> 01:06:09,780 Yes! Oh, yes! Oh! 1157 01:06:09,806 --> 01:06:12,406 -Argh! -Oh. 1158 01:06:13,707 --> 01:06:15,438 Come on chaps! 1159 01:06:15,464 --> 01:06:17,380 -Yes! Yes! -Mm. Mm. 1160 01:06:17,406 --> 01:06:19,646 -Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! -Yes! 1161 01:06:19,672 --> 01:06:20,426 -Argh! Argh! Argh! -Argh! 1162 01:06:21,940 --> 01:06:23,911 And that's simply amazing! 1163 01:06:23,937 --> 01:06:25,439 -Oh. Yes! -Ah. Ah. Ah! 1164 01:06:25,471 --> 01:06:28,643 It was just like in ga ga. In tweakers. With a bit of a watsit! Wasn't it? 1165 01:06:30,002 --> 01:06:32,088 -Ah! -Hm. 1166 01:06:32,216 --> 01:06:34,078 Why did you ask me around here? 1167 01:06:34,113 --> 01:06:37,455 Oh. Well. It was daddy's idea, really. 1168 01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:40,223 He's rather keen on us getting together. 1169 01:06:40,249 --> 01:06:41,495 You're dad? 1170 01:06:41,521 --> 01:06:42,823 Oh, yes. 1171 01:06:44,351 --> 01:06:48,215 He thinks it would be in the best interest for both of us. 1172 01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:50,403 But er, what about, Bender? 1173 01:06:50,428 --> 01:06:52,785 Oh. Well, of course he's not very pleased but then there's 1174 01:06:52,811 --> 01:06:55,973 nothing he can do if the rest of us have made up our minds. 1175 01:06:55,998 --> 01:06:57,727 I mean. There's no point in us going our 1176 01:06:57,753 --> 01:07:01,645 separate ways when we could be so much more successful together. 1177 01:07:01,670 --> 01:07:03,239 That's right! 1178 01:07:05,091 --> 01:07:09,207 Ooh, Mary. I'm so happy! 1179 01:07:11,699 --> 01:07:13,785 Oh. 1180 01:07:17,879 --> 01:07:20,508 Crumbs! It's Mommy and Daddy! 1181 01:07:20,533 --> 01:07:22,583 -They mustn't find us like this! -Oh. No. 1182 01:07:22,608 --> 01:07:24,076 -Ah. Ah! -Oh! 1183 01:07:24,103 --> 01:07:25,237 My watches got stuck! 1184 01:07:25,262 --> 01:07:27,004 Oh, gosh. How ghastly! 1185 01:07:27,029 --> 01:07:29,243 Well. They, they mustn't find, find, us like, like this. 1186 01:07:29,269 --> 01:07:30,432 - Oh! My ribs! -We have to hide. 1187 01:07:30,457 --> 01:07:31,501 Ah. Yes. Quick the cupboard. 1188 01:07:31,527 --> 01:07:33,290 -The cupboard. Ah! Oh! -Come on, Timmy. 1189 01:07:33,315 --> 01:07:35,308 -Timmy! -Yeah. The cupboard 1190 01:07:35,333 --> 01:07:37,116 Oh, there go potty! 1191 01:07:37,142 --> 01:07:38,422 Come on. 1192 01:07:38,447 --> 01:07:40,533 Argh! Ah! 1193 01:07:42,584 --> 01:07:44,016 -Ah! AH! Oh! Ey! -Oh. For goodness sack! 1194 01:07:44,041 --> 01:07:45,142 Now, stop it! 1195 01:07:45,169 --> 01:07:47,254 I told you before it's, hmpf. 1196 01:07:51,130 --> 01:07:54,948 Helen. I've got something for you. 1197 01:07:54,974 --> 01:07:57,515 I have no desire to take your filthy pill, Henry. 1198 01:07:57,541 --> 01:07:59,370 They're not filthy pills! 1199 01:07:59,395 --> 01:08:01,238 They're formulated by scientists. 1200 01:08:01,264 --> 01:08:03,291 And what isn't? Anyway, 1201 01:08:03,394 --> 01:08:05,338 they come from copenhagen. 1202 01:08:05,363 --> 01:08:06,960 Well. I see nothing a miss, with that. Er, 1203 01:08:06,986 --> 01:08:09,034 you eat danish bacon, don't you? 1204 01:08:09,059 --> 01:08:10,882 Danish bacon is rather different, 1205 01:08:10,907 --> 01:08:13,413 to a sexual stimulant! At least I, I have 1206 01:08:13,439 --> 01:08:14,902 always found it so in the past. 1207 01:08:14,928 --> 01:08:17,055 Perhaps, because we eat it at breakfast. 1208 01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:18,640 Many wives, you know. Would be flattered, 1209 01:08:18,665 --> 01:08:20,225 at their husbands, would wish to engage them 1210 01:08:20,250 --> 01:08:21,892 in an experiment of this nature. 1211 01:08:21,917 --> 01:08:24,062 Henry. Erm, I've got one of my headaches 1212 01:08:24,087 --> 01:08:26,056 coming on, and if you must drink too much. 1213 01:08:26,082 --> 01:08:28,139 Please, don't take it out on me! 1214 01:08:28,173 --> 01:08:30,224 You never give me a chance to take it out! That's the problem! 1215 01:08:31,528 --> 01:08:33,141 Your unspeakability vulgar! 1216 01:08:33,166 --> 01:08:35,616 Oh. I was, I was just thinking of us, dear! 1217 01:08:35,641 --> 01:08:37,325 Oh! 1218 01:08:37,350 --> 01:08:38,927 Oh, very well, Henry if you if you're, 1219 01:08:38,953 --> 01:08:40,579 you're going to make my life a perfect misery. 1220 01:08:40,604 --> 01:08:42,080 I'll have your silly pills! 1221 01:08:42,105 --> 01:08:44,751 Probably only aspirin. Anyway. 1222 01:08:49,528 --> 01:08:51,012 One for me. 1223 01:08:52,099 --> 01:08:53,757 One for you. 1224 01:08:56,453 --> 01:08:58,710 Delicious! water. 1225 01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:03,632 Come on. 1226 01:09:08,769 --> 01:09:10,441 Er, hm. 1227 01:09:10,467 --> 01:09:12,536 Well, I hope you're satisfied! 1228 01:09:15,421 --> 01:09:17,506 It never worked that fast? 1229 01:09:25,893 --> 01:09:28,616 -Henry! -Helen! 1230 01:09:31,637 --> 01:09:34,416 -Helen! -Henry! 1231 01:09:35,011 --> 01:09:37,097 Argh! Take me! 1232 01:09:43,926 --> 01:09:45,421 Caress my goonies! 1233 01:09:45,447 --> 01:09:48,502 Henry! Oh. Oh. Oh. Henry! 1234 01:09:58,570 --> 01:10:00,224 Ah! 1235 01:10:06,386 --> 01:10:08,471 -Henry! -Helen? 1236 01:10:08,496 --> 01:10:10,582 Ooh! Henry! 1237 01:10:10,608 --> 01:10:12,148 Ooh! Helen! 1238 01:10:12,173 --> 01:10:15,971 Henry! Ooooh! Henry! 1239 01:10:16,265 --> 01:10:17,345 Helen. 1240 01:10:17,370 --> 01:10:19,826 -Ooooh! Henry! -Oh. Helen! 1241 01:10:19,851 --> 01:10:21,937 Oh! Oooh! 1242 01:10:24,993 --> 01:10:26,199 Oh. 1243 01:10:32,466 --> 01:10:33,887 Hm. 1244 01:10:52,403 --> 01:10:53,828 -Good afternoon! -Oh. 1245 01:10:53,853 --> 01:10:55,548 Were the bloody hell 1246 01:10:55,573 --> 01:10:57,158 have you been? We'll be late for, Mom and Dad, 1247 01:10:57,184 --> 01:10:58,134 at the restaurant. You know. 1248 01:10:58,159 --> 01:11:00,139 Sorry. Sid, had a bit of a hectic evening, 1249 01:11:00,165 --> 01:11:02,638 -and I, yeah, and over slept. -Yeah. 1250 01:11:02,663 --> 01:11:04,204 Hm. Brace yourself Sid! 1251 01:11:04,229 --> 01:11:06,641 I think I'm unofficially engaged! 1252 01:11:06,666 --> 01:11:08,561 Ah. My god! I haven't got time to get you 1253 01:11:08,586 --> 01:11:10,730 certified! Now, come on let's go. 1254 01:11:10,755 --> 01:11:14,482 Hey, er, funny woman, that, lady Snodley? 1255 01:11:14,507 --> 01:11:16,342 She only wants to paint me. You know? 1256 01:11:16,368 --> 01:11:19,350 Well! You have got lovely bones, Sid! 1257 01:11:19,376 --> 01:11:21,527 Ha, ha. That's funny! That's what she said. You know. 1258 01:11:21,553 --> 01:11:24,258 -Really! -Yes. Ah. Come on, let's go. 1259 01:11:30,106 --> 01:11:32,219 -Walter, your hat. -You should talk with, 1260 01:11:32,245 --> 01:11:33,669 that bloody thing on. 1261 01:11:33,695 --> 01:11:36,536 -Ooh, look. candles! -Yes. Ah! 1262 01:11:36,567 --> 01:11:39,165 They must be in a bad way! If they can't afford bleeding electricity! 1263 01:11:39,191 --> 01:11:40,573 Oh, Dad! 1264 01:11:40,606 --> 01:11:43,483 -Ah. -Senorita your table is a waiting. 1265 01:11:43,510 --> 01:11:45,916 Ah! Greasy arse! Luigi. 1266 01:11:45,942 --> 01:11:49,518 -All right is he? Yeah! -Yeah. But it's never so nice here mum. 1267 01:11:49,543 --> 01:11:52,934 What's the nosh like? mate. all right? 1268 01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:54,852 I'll sit next to you. Sit there, Timo. 1269 01:11:54,878 --> 01:11:56,152 All right, then. I'll sit next to you. 1270 01:11:56,178 --> 01:11:57,584 Here are, Dad. Sit down, there. 1271 01:11:57,610 --> 01:11:59,795 You mean down here? Shall I? 1272 01:11:59,820 --> 01:12:01,025 Yeah, sit down there then. 1273 01:12:01,050 --> 01:12:02,503 Thank you. 1274 01:12:04,085 --> 01:12:05,789 -Ta. -Ta. 1275 01:12:05,815 --> 01:12:07,120 Senor. 1276 01:12:07,145 --> 01:12:09,497 I think continental men, are ever so charming. 1277 01:12:09,522 --> 01:12:11,608 Oh, yeah. 1278 01:12:11,816 --> 01:12:13,702 -What are these for? Stirring your tea! -What. Dad? 1279 01:12:13,735 --> 01:12:14,947 Er, there bread sticks dad! 1280 01:12:14,972 --> 01:12:16,712 You like a apairateeth, senora? 1281 01:12:16,901 --> 01:12:19,506 Of course, she don't want a pair of teeth. she's got her own. 1282 01:12:19,532 --> 01:12:22,788 -Dad! an apairateeth is a drink. Isn't it? -Yes, it is. 1283 01:12:22,814 --> 01:12:25,183 That's something you have before you order, duvet. 1284 01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:27,390 -Yes! -Well. I'll try anything once! 1285 01:12:27,415 --> 01:12:29,057 -Dring me a pint of it. -Er, no we'll, 1286 01:12:29,084 --> 01:12:31,599 have er, a carafellabino, eh? 1287 01:12:32,087 --> 01:12:33,913 Here. I don't understand any of this? 1288 01:12:35,665 --> 01:12:36,695 Oh, ah. 1289 01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:38,902 There's only one, English thing on it! That's, Spaghetti! 1290 01:12:38,927 --> 01:12:39,572 I'll have that. 1291 01:12:39,597 --> 01:12:42,134 -Do you want something with, Senor? -Chips. 1292 01:12:42,159 --> 01:12:43,990 TIMMY CLEARS THROAT] 1293 01:12:44,015 --> 01:12:45,908 Ah. Have you got any er, chicken. At all? 1294 01:12:45,933 --> 01:12:47,993 Ah, si senor. Petto di pollo. 1295 01:12:48,018 --> 01:12:49,663 -Its delicious! All right. I'll have some of 1296 01:12:49,688 --> 01:12:51,157 -that, then. Please. -Ah. Me too. 1297 01:12:51,189 --> 01:12:54,047 -Si. Oh, excuse me one moment. Sinor. -Sure 1298 01:12:54,832 --> 01:12:56,281 Jason. Were is he? Love. 1299 01:12:56,307 --> 01:12:58,588 Oh. He's lovely, mum. Avril was kind enough, 1300 01:12:58,613 --> 01:13:00,340 -to babysit for us. weren't she? Love. -Hm. 1301 01:13:00,366 --> 01:13:01,992 but, I'm a bit worried. 1302 01:13:02,309 --> 01:13:03,342 -Excusei. Senor. -Oh! 1303 01:13:03,368 --> 01:13:05,177 Now. Now. I take er, the rest of your order. 1304 01:13:05,202 --> 01:13:09,015 -Erm... -What's this pasta? 1305 01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:10,684 It's probably fish baster. Can't have that. 1306 01:13:10,709 --> 01:13:12,434 Have something expensive. He's paying! 1307 01:13:12,460 --> 01:13:13,552 -No! -We'll have, 1308 01:13:13,578 --> 01:13:16,436 three spaghetti bolognese, and er, two 1309 01:13:16,462 --> 01:13:18,860 -petty depolaries. -Si senor. 1310 01:13:18,885 --> 01:13:20,658 Hey, don't forget my chips? Pepo! 1311 01:13:21,752 --> 01:13:24,151 Walter, you do our pawn. 1312 01:13:24,178 --> 01:13:25,699 You've done nothing, but complain since we come 1313 01:13:25,724 --> 01:13:28,452 through the door! Well. He's paying for the meal. You know? 1314 01:13:28,477 --> 01:13:29,870 Well. I don't understand why we can't go, 1315 01:13:29,895 --> 01:13:31,788 to a nice, English place. There's still a 1316 01:13:31,813 --> 01:13:33,559 few of us left in britain! You know. 1317 01:13:33,585 --> 01:13:36,793 Well! I am going to drink to, Sid, 1318 01:13:36,818 --> 01:13:39,207 and Timmy, and the driving school. 1319 01:13:39,233 --> 01:13:41,920 And to, mom and dad! Because it's their happy wedding anniversary. 1320 01:13:41,945 --> 01:13:44,801 -Yeah of course. -Oh, yeah. Right! Happy anniversary. 1321 01:13:44,826 --> 01:13:46,211 Mum and, Dad! 1322 01:13:46,236 --> 01:13:48,151 we'll have two minutes silence. 1323 01:13:48,359 --> 01:13:50,648 - There you are. - Mind you. 1324 01:13:50,674 --> 01:13:52,132 -Petty depolaries. -Ooh! 1325 01:13:53,460 --> 01:13:55,546 In Music. 1326 01:13:58,393 --> 01:14:00,479 Ah. Nice isn't it. Eh? 1327 01:14:00,510 --> 01:14:01,567 Full Blooded! Do you know what I mean? 1328 01:14:01,593 --> 01:14:04,120 What you playing at, Sid? What do you know about wine? 1329 01:14:04,146 --> 01:14:05,406 -Where to put it! Love. -Oh! 1330 01:14:05,432 --> 01:14:07,981 Sinor. I've put some of your vegetables on your side plate. Eh? 1331 01:14:08,006 --> 01:14:09,698 Oh, erm. 1332 01:14:09,723 --> 01:14:11,662 Oi! Oi! Gipsy, Rose Lee! 1333 01:14:11,687 --> 01:14:13,225 Can you play, "In a Monastery Garden? 1334 01:14:13,251 --> 01:14:14,997 Ah! Si, Senori 1335 01:14:15,022 --> 01:14:17,105 Piss off, and play there! 1336 01:14:17,130 --> 01:14:20,641 Watch it baldy! I'll be ramming it, right up your bleeding hooter! 1337 01:14:20,666 --> 01:14:22,673 -What! -Sinora. 1338 01:14:22,698 --> 01:14:23,840 You would like a little bit under the side? 1339 01:14:23,865 --> 01:14:26,093 -Oh. Yes, please! -How dare you make 1340 01:14:26,118 --> 01:14:27,812 filthy suggestions to my wife! 1341 01:14:27,837 --> 01:14:28,807 - Dad! - Dad! 1342 01:14:28,832 --> 01:14:30,118 Bloody foreigner! Here! 1343 01:14:30,143 --> 01:14:31,706 Ooh! Dad! 1344 01:14:31,732 --> 01:14:34,093 - Daddy! - And you can stick your fiddle up 1345 01:14:34,119 --> 01:14:35,987 your grassy arse! 1346 01:14:44,397 --> 01:14:46,775 -Ooh. Here. -Argh! 1347 01:14:46,809 --> 01:14:49,230 -Come On. Now, did I? -Hey! Timmo. Come over here. 1348 01:14:49,256 --> 01:14:52,516 -Rosie, come on. Timmy. Come here. -Don't leave nothing inside the car, then. 1349 01:14:54,437 --> 01:14:56,523 If we had a bit more money! 1350 01:14:56,549 --> 01:14:58,927 -Timothy! Timothy! -Oh. Look it's, Mary! 1351 01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:00,760 -Smile. You be a good boy. -I'll see you, I'll see you latter. 1352 01:15:00,786 --> 01:15:02,872 You go to the side of the... Dad be careful, Dad. 1353 01:15:02,897 --> 01:15:04,988 Gosh! I am glad you could come. 1354 01:15:05,013 --> 01:15:07,218 -I've got you a game! -What? 1355 01:15:07,243 --> 01:15:09,401 Yes. One of the finalists are a man short. 1356 01:15:09,427 --> 01:15:11,889 You'll be playing against, Tony's team! Isn't it super! 1357 01:15:11,914 --> 01:15:13,888 Er! But! Oh! But, I just eaten! 1358 01:15:13,913 --> 01:15:15,559 Oh, don't worry. It's only seven aside. 1359 01:15:15,585 --> 01:15:18,091 -Ten minutes each way. -Oh! 1360 01:15:18,116 --> 01:15:20,202 -Here! -For goodness sake! 1361 01:15:20,227 --> 01:15:22,312 Ooh! Hey! 1362 01:15:25,268 --> 01:15:27,494 Ah! Scared, leak! 1363 01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:30,365 Scared! Me! 1364 01:15:30,391 --> 01:15:32,274 -Ooooh! -I think I'd better take you to the 1365 01:15:32,300 --> 01:15:33,742 changing room. There's not much time. 1366 01:15:33,768 --> 01:15:35,714 Hey. Listen, are my team any good or what? 1367 01:15:35,739 --> 01:15:37,487 Oh. Don't worry about what they look like. 1368 01:15:37,513 --> 01:15:40,365 -Oh! -Fine bunch of chaps! Really. 1369 01:16:18,944 --> 01:16:23,907 -Good luck, Timothy! -Yes. Thanks, Mary. 1370 01:16:25,913 --> 01:16:31,455 Er, ha, ha! That's my boy! Er, go on son! Kick them in the cobblers! 1371 01:16:36,087 --> 01:16:40,094 -Hey. -Oh. God! You really must try and curb that 1372 01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:43,148 pathetic streak of, exhibitionism syndrome! 1373 01:16:43,173 --> 01:16:45,400 Ah. Shut up, Sid! Look, look after that lot 1374 01:16:45,425 --> 01:16:46,687 will you, and keep your thieving hands 1375 01:16:46,713 --> 01:16:48,654 out of that wallet. Right! 1376 01:16:49,343 --> 01:16:51,917 Hello love. Good luck, love! 1377 01:16:51,943 --> 01:16:54,326 Here. I don't think we're gonna wait for the old man! 1378 01:16:54,351 --> 01:16:56,437 Because she's worried about, Jason. see. 1379 01:16:56,463 --> 01:16:58,054 -Yeah. Were gonna go. -Yeah. well, your doing yourself a favor. 1380 01:16:58,079 --> 01:17:00,902 -All right, darling. Ta-ra. -All right, darling. Good luck. Bye. 1381 01:17:05,694 --> 01:17:07,866 Enjoying yourself, Leak! 1382 01:17:17,205 --> 01:17:19,975 Ah! Come on, Timmo! 1383 01:17:33,855 --> 01:17:36,911 I say. Well played! Tony. 1384 01:17:36,936 --> 01:17:39,022 Hear. He handled it, ref. He handled it! 1385 01:17:42,863 --> 01:17:44,844 He used his hands! 1386 01:17:45,339 --> 01:17:48,872 Vastly improves performance. Bloody hell! 1387 01:17:48,904 --> 01:17:50,637 Timmy, could do with a couple of these. Eh? 1388 01:18:04,338 --> 01:18:06,866 Go on, Son! Do him! 1389 01:18:09,913 --> 01:18:13,525 Oooh, argh, ooooh! 1390 01:18:13,551 --> 01:18:15,990 -Ah! All right, then. -Ooooh 1391 01:18:16,016 --> 01:18:18,660 -Hey! You got one in the groonies! -Yes, sir! 1392 01:18:18,686 --> 01:18:21,587 Hey! you soccer players, all the same. 1393 01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:27,469 My ball. I've got it. Lead it straight to me. 1394 01:18:38,954 --> 01:18:41,286 That was a good try! 1395 01:18:41,312 --> 01:18:42,719 He touched it again, ref! I'm sure. 1396 01:18:42,744 --> 01:18:44,791 -Shut your, English soccer cakehole! -He... 1397 01:19:03,724 --> 01:19:08,254 - Ooh! - Ah! 1398 01:19:08,966 --> 01:19:10,298 Oh! 1399 01:19:11,122 --> 01:19:13,515 2. 4. 6. 8.... 1400 01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:26,947 Please, get him! 1401 01:19:53,030 --> 01:19:55,337 I want nice clean balls! 1402 01:20:01,410 --> 01:20:03,495 Ooooh! 1403 01:20:04,902 --> 01:20:06,535 Got one in the groonies! Eh, sir? Ha. Ha. 1404 01:20:06,561 --> 01:20:08,646 Not nice, is it, sir? Oh! 1405 01:20:22,192 --> 01:20:23,785 -Well, done! -Well, played... 1406 01:20:23,811 --> 01:20:26,956 Right. Half time. Eight nil to, Monks Hill. 1407 01:20:26,981 --> 01:20:29,356 Hello, Mr. Truscott. 1408 01:20:30,804 --> 01:20:35,117 I call you lads. Hurry up with your lemons! 1409 01:20:35,156 --> 01:20:38,301 -I can't go on, Sid. Oooh! -Ah. Don't worry. Don't 1410 01:20:38,326 --> 01:20:41,221 worry. You'll feel much better after had some of your pep pills! 1411 01:20:41,246 --> 01:20:42,800 What pep pills? 1412 01:20:42,825 --> 01:20:45,218 The, Danish gear. I put some in the orange juice. 1413 01:20:45,245 --> 01:20:48,120 Ah! Thank you leak. Ha. Ha. Now my need is greater 1414 01:20:48,146 --> 01:20:50,416 -than yours. -Hey! Wait a minute! What! 1415 01:20:51,911 --> 01:20:54,460 - You! - Thank you, old boy. 1416 01:20:54,485 --> 01:20:56,820 You greedy git! That was for him. 1417 01:20:56,845 --> 01:20:58,949 Oh, no. Sid! 1418 01:20:58,974 --> 01:21:01,311 Hello, Timothy. Well played. 1419 01:21:01,336 --> 01:21:04,963 Right. Second half you puffders! 1420 01:21:07,584 --> 01:21:09,372 Come on, the reds! 1421 01:21:10,486 --> 01:21:12,571 Come on, Timothy! 1422 01:21:16,117 --> 01:21:17,298 Argh! 1423 01:21:23,610 --> 01:21:25,696 Mine! 1424 01:21:27,982 --> 01:21:31,348 Well played, Tony! 1425 01:21:32,439 --> 01:21:35,905 Oh! Well played, Tony! 1426 01:21:36,151 --> 01:21:39,207 - Well played! - Ooh! 1427 01:21:41,462 --> 01:21:44,069 Ooh! Mary! 1428 01:21:44,095 --> 01:21:46,400 -T, Tony? -Mary! 1429 01:21:46,425 --> 01:21:49,518 Oh! Noo! Noo! 1430 01:21:51,034 --> 01:21:53,647 -Oh. Look at that man, ref. -Bender! Mary! 1431 01:21:53,673 --> 01:21:56,075 Oh! Oh! Tony what's got into you? 1432 01:21:56,100 --> 01:21:58,632 -I don't know, Mary? But I like it! -No! Help! 1433 01:21:58,657 --> 01:21:59,596 -I really do! -Help! 1434 01:21:59,623 --> 01:22:01,955 Don't! Oh! You're gone potty, for god's sake! 1435 01:22:01,981 --> 01:22:05,492 -Mary! I want you! -Oh, no! Oh, crumbs! Oh! 1436 01:22:05,517 --> 01:22:08,307 -I know! I know! Ha. Ha. Ah! -Help! 1437 01:22:09,042 --> 01:22:10,357 That's my car! 1438 01:22:10,382 --> 01:22:11,726 That's my daughter! 1439 01:22:11,751 --> 01:22:13,837 -We'll take the, Bentley! -Right. 1440 01:22:16,738 --> 01:22:20,049 -Open this door! Open the door. -Oh. 1441 01:22:20,281 --> 01:22:22,989 It's stuck, sir. You'll have to get in the back. 1442 01:22:23,014 --> 01:22:24,454 Be careful my, Bentley. 1443 01:22:24,480 --> 01:22:27,626 -Leave it to "NogLEA", sir! -After them! 1444 01:22:46,037 --> 01:22:49,098 Oh, Mary I feel so, how can I put it? 1445 01:22:49,124 --> 01:22:50,434 Sexually aroused! 1446 01:22:50,459 --> 01:22:52,353 Be careful! 1447 01:22:56,777 --> 01:22:58,571 After them! After them! 1448 01:23:07,071 --> 01:23:09,990 Tony, why don't we just wait for, Daddy to catch up! 1449 01:23:14,450 --> 01:23:17,297 What out for those men. Watch out for those man! 1450 01:23:24,020 --> 01:23:25,954 -Oh! -Christ man! That was close! 1451 01:23:25,995 --> 01:23:28,228 -I hope it's all right? -Don't worry sir I missed them. 1452 01:23:28,254 --> 01:23:30,627 -I was talking about my Bentley. -Oh! 1453 01:23:40,377 --> 01:23:43,240 Stop them! But be careful. 1454 01:23:43,265 --> 01:23:44,686 Daddy! 1455 01:23:49,832 --> 01:23:52,210 Hello, Mr. Truscott! 1456 01:23:52,236 --> 01:23:53,804 Pull over, Bender. 1457 01:23:53,843 --> 01:23:56,852 Stop Bender! God, your a flaming bloody imbecile! 1458 01:23:56,878 --> 01:24:00,049 I'm gonna fire you, Bender! From a bloody cannon! 1459 01:24:03,831 --> 01:24:05,859 Oh, Mary I've never felt so good! 1460 01:24:05,884 --> 01:24:07,305 Help! 1461 01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:09,312 Brake. Brake! 1462 01:24:09,339 --> 01:24:11,504 I am breaking. 1463 01:24:23,924 --> 01:24:25,102 Oh! 1464 01:24:48,626 --> 01:24:50,427 What! Ooh! 1465 01:25:29,357 --> 01:25:30,735 Oh 1466 01:25:31,742 --> 01:25:32,762 What! 1467 01:25:35,271 --> 01:25:37,320 I'd like to report an accident! Ah! 1468 01:25:56,031 --> 01:25:58,133 -Fifty bloody quid! -Oh. 1469 01:25:58,159 --> 01:25:59,958 That's not a lot to end up with. Is it, eh? 1470 01:25:59,983 --> 01:26:02,303 And all thanks to laughing boy, here! 1471 01:26:02,329 --> 01:26:04,126 -Yes. I think it's jolly bad luck! -Do you? 1472 01:26:04,152 --> 01:26:06,630 But, that's not quite what, Daddy said! 1473 01:26:06,656 --> 01:26:08,942 -what are you going to do now? -Oh. 1474 01:26:09,110 --> 01:26:11,822 I don't know, do I? I mean... 1475 01:26:21,373 --> 01:26:26,209 Eh, er, how'd you fancy a trip to the seaside, Timmo? 1476 01:26:26,365 --> 01:26:28,983 Eh? Timmo? 1477 01:26:30,371 --> 01:26:31,567 Timmo! 1478 01:26:31,593 --> 01:26:35,084 Sid! Sid, oi! Oh, up. Up here, yes. 1479 01:26:35,117 --> 01:26:37,347 - Hm. Look out! - Come out of there! 1480 01:26:37,372 --> 01:26:39,457 Sid! Look out! 1481 01:26:41,949 --> 01:26:44,657 Oh, my names Timmy Lea and you can't see me 1482 01:26:44,683 --> 01:26:47,182 Cos you don't know were to look 1483 01:26:47,207 --> 01:26:50,143 But, oh look when I turn my light on 1484 01:26:50,855 --> 01:26:54,358 I'm gonna turn you right on for my names Timmy Lea 1485 01:26:54,384 --> 01:26:57,967 and you can't catch me 'Cos you don't know were I am 1486 01:26:58,421 --> 01:27:03,786 But, oh man when I turn my light on I'm gonna turn you right on 1487 01:27:03,811 --> 01:27:04,933 Right on 1488 01:27:05,304 --> 01:27:08,431 Well I know were I'm going Don't take much knowing 1489 01:27:08,464 --> 01:27:09,979 On a straight line to the sun 1490 01:27:10,005 --> 01:27:11,480 To the sun 1491 01:27:11,506 --> 01:27:15,436 Maybe I'll fly all the same I'm gonna try gonna get the some day 1492 01:27:15,461 --> 01:27:18,561 Watch me everyone 1493 01:27:38,825 --> 01:27:42,034 For my names Timmy Lea and you can't have me 1494 01:27:42,060 --> 01:27:45,776 Cos you don't know were to start so I'll start 1495 01:27:45,801 --> 01:27:50,093 I'll turn your light on Then turn you right on 1496 01:27:50,119 --> 01:27:53,296 For my names Timmy Lea and you can't fool me 1497 01:27:53,321 --> 01:27:55,661 Cos I ain't that kind of guy 1498 01:27:55,974 --> 01:27:58,567 But oh my if you turn my light on 1499 01:27:59,369 --> 01:28:02,341 You might turn me right on right on 1500 01:28:02,705 --> 01:28:04,570 Well I Know were I'm going 1501 01:28:04,595 --> 01:28:07,583 Don't take much going on a straight line to the sun 1502 01:28:07,608 --> 01:28:09,112 To the sun 1503 01:28:09,138 --> 01:28:11,508 I maybe a flyer all the same I'm a tryer 1504 01:28:11,534 --> 01:28:16,258 I'm gonna get there some day Watch me everyone 109226