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On The Ultimate

Fighter team, Cormier
got off to a fast start.

Keep that pressure as Melissa Amaya
and Christian Strong claimed the first two

semifinal spots.

Then skilled Brazilian grappler

Gigi Canuto took out
Pakistan's Anita Karam with a quick first

round TKO,
giving Team Bisping their first win.

Now, Bisping looks to even the score
as 21 year old prospect Mahamat

alias Manley takes on veteran fighter
Artem Block of Team Cormier.

Artem was my first pick.
You can do it all.

Who will move one step closer
to becoming the next Ultimate

Fighter?

Oh, Paul.

Michael Bisping.

I'm so sorry,
but it's a part of the game.

Yes, but you're
you're a fucking amazing person.

It was next time.

Yes. It's a bad day for me.

I never performed like this.

I'm going to come back more stronger
and inshallah in the future.

Maybe we have a rematch again.

I'm very, very happy about my win.

You know, it was kind of like 1,000 pounds
off of my shoulder,

you know, to to win
and especially to win that fast.

Just super grateful to be here
and super grateful to show,

you know, all of the girls in the house
that they should be

worried.

Are we?

Yeah. Let's do it.
I'll do it if you do it.

We're older. We're going to get it.

Anna comes up to me and she's like,
we need to celebrate your win.

Like so
we decided to just jump in the pool.

I don't know how to swim.

All right, we're ready.

You guys all right?

One. We're going to hold each other.

All right.

You pass it on.

Three. One. Two. Three.

Love, Anna.

She's holding it up like a G.
Like she's been having fun.

Been like nothing but very, very cool,
you know?

And putting her, you know, burdens aside
to make me feel good about my win.

And I really appreciate that.

I am coming to join you.

You know, I'm really.

My wife.

You're a girls girl. My

girls, they like my sisters here or.

I don't know how I can say,
but I'm already has a wife.

I'm married.

I respect big respect my wife.

Kill me. That's my only.

No, no. You're a good man, Artem.

Good man.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

These are my wife. Single.

This is going to be on TV.

You said no.

There you go.

Let's go.

So this one's a bit of a wild card,
because autumn's a really good fighter.

And we kind of wanted him on our team.

He's big for the way class he's
experienced.

He's very crafty.

He's a great striker.

But Muhammad Ali,
this man, has the potential

to walk through this entire competition
and make it look easy.

Mohammed.

Nice work.

Sounds like famous boxing champion.

For me, it's fun.

I'm telling you, this guy is the future.

I started professional fighting.

15 years old.

I have 12 one five record.

I like that.

It's very good.

Very good start.

And you have three.

Best fight.

I finish him now.

Nick Chubb.

I take belt.

I feel very good now.

My ego got up.

I do so good shop.

Beautiful.

He gave me a contract this time
I'm so happy.

It's my first big legs. Oh.

Nice elbows from him. So good.

And my last fight back.

I win him second round, I finish him.

That's it. That's it.

That's up.

Sensational!

Finish the back of.

He is unbelievable.

The confidence is through the roof.

He's got a great personality.

He's fighting.

Style is ridiculous.

He can do it all.

We are very confident
going into this match up.

Finish it.

Nice.

I see Artem.

I know his problem.

He tired early. First round.

I need to fast.

I need more fast.

I bum bum bum bum.

He can't do nothing.

You know pressure, pressure.

I need pressure pressing by the shot.

By the shot.

And one head kick I want.

I can smash him.

I gotta finish him.

I cannot fuck him up.

Yeah.

Is that hot water with.

Where are you from?

I was born in Kazakhstan, but I'm Russian.

It's the most important people in my life.

It's my mother.

I was born
when my mother was 17 years old.

She was young. Mother. She's really best.

We moved to Russia.

I go to the school.

And the whole time I need to protect my.

My small sister and my small brother.

I was born in Kazakhstan.

And I know what is Main Street fight.

I from Kazakhstan

live inside Kazakhstan around

18 years and moved to Russia.

Oh yeah. I live in Russia.

I live in Thailand.

I live in Ireland.

Oh, pocket.

Nice.

Nice. So nice.

You can go to spa
and you can kill someone.

No, they don't care. Yeah. Don't care.

Yeah. Everybody come to town.

Many, many people you can fight.

Do people get hurt?

Yeah.

If you want a hot spot, go.

Go there.

Do you live in Thailand? For years.

But now I eight months live here in Vegas.

I moved to Las Vegas 2025.

It was so struggle and
I spent all my money for American visa.

I bring my family.

I bring my wife to America.

And the life is difficult.

I'm trained in
Las Vegas in a couple of gym.

I trained in syndicate.

I'm just going to sparring with UFC
fighters.

It starts with Merab.

I started the rage on the.

Fighter.

He was bantamweight champion
and UFC Performance Institute

with Robert Valentine.

Trained together long time

all the time.

After after training,
I go into deliveries.

I work on DoorDash.

Work on moving.

But it's not enough for life in America.

I'm just trying to survive and try.

Find some way for you to see.

I fight in LFA versus Vinicius.

Looks like he has a size advantage.

Short notice.

He was champion.

Nice stiff jab by Bella.

He tried different title against me
and I dropped him last minute.

Head into lock.

Big hits the champion on his back.

I never give up. I follow my dream.

Our time love.

I'm just born for be.

Winner 34th season. The ultimate fighter.

One key
thing that I want you to understand, son.

You got to be ready

to fight at a high pace right now
because he's going to pressure.

I know you said you have time,
and I know you don't want to rush,

but we only have ten minutes.

So when he comes,
you're going to have to match his energy.

You need to start on the front foot.

Try to back him up. Mohamed Ali Osmanli.

He's tough. I'm nervous about this one.

And he wasn't fighting in some trash
organization.

He's fighting in one of the better
organizations

over there in the Middle East,
and he is destroying dudes.

He's in tremendous shape.

Good striking. Mean.

Yeah, he's good man,
because he's a southpaw.

Right? And they are.

We are told that when you fight
a softball, this lead

hand is not as effective, right? Yeah.

So what does he start with
every time he starts with this?

Yeah. Every time.

Or he starts with this
and he starts with this.

It's almost predominantly it's
almost predominantly back hand to start.

He never starts with the
jab in the right or a jab.

Yeah he does this

but it's always it's
just like mostly this back leg.

So be very cognizant of that backside.

Yes that that's what I need
because guess what.

This is very effective.

But the moment you step outside
look at that.

It kills.

Artem was my first pick.
He's got a really good skill set.

Trains that syndicate with John Wood,
who was on my staff last year.

Main training partner with Merab.

Main training partner with Yana Tiger.

He's a very dangerous guy.

Very dynamic in his striking.

All my body is weapon.

My knees, my elbows, my arms.

My leg kicks. My wrestling.

I confidence everywhere
I'm ready to give for funds.

My soul engage.

Don't always shift this way.

Sometimes you go here. Yeah, right.

Yeah, yeah.

Just makes it. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Just don't always go. Yeah, yeah.

This is power side.

Yeah. It's good for Artem to win
this fight.

He's got to be creative.

He's got to get Muhammad
Ali going backwards.

Not let him set the pace. Here's
the problem.

Artem told me I don't want to rush.

I'm like, well,
it's only a ten minute fight.

You have to kind of fight
faster than you used to fight.

Now, when I want to go off
to the other side, I clear the circle.

Now I'm ready.

Now we can fight again, right?

I don't want you to press me back.

You train Merab.

Yeah.

He always make you go back, Fuck that.

No morale.

So here. Yeah. It's good.

Good good good.

Step turn. Step turn.

Good, good. Go.

Yes. And then go. Yes.

When you go
get good, it's going to be banger two.

Striker in the cage and the two striker.

Both will never stop back.

And we show. Best fight.

Nice. Artem. Don't rush.

Take your time. Right.

It'll come.

It'll show itself as he's going backwards.

But if you rush you over swinging,
then you put yourself in bad position.

The one thing I ought to know
is he's very, very strong willed.

And we'll see how that plays out.

You're a veteran.

You fought everywhere, right?

Go beat this kid.

I say, Artem, go get it done.

I trust you.

You told me yesterday multiple times.

Don't worry, coach, I trust you. Right?

You got this.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Your whole family is still in algebra.

Yeah. My family leave.

And young time.

My family.

My dad like.

Like millionaire.

But after he does so big mistakes.

He lost to much money.

Four years, five years old.

We sell home, we sell car.

We lost everything. Yeah. Wow.

After my dad do so many mistakes

after open eyes, he don't have nothing.

Because I'm kids, I don't understand
nothing.

Not have bread.

Not have money.

Not have.

You can eat after.

We don't have money. My uncle.

He helped me.

He owed my father.

He teach me everything.

Not only may he teach me.

Never be bad person, you know.

Are y'all still very close?

Yeah, yeah.

That's cool.

Now I'm here to bring him with you
to the finals.

We go together.

He's. He's dream. He's dream.

My name is Muhammad Ali Osmanli.

I'm born Baku, Azerbaijan.

I'm 21 years old.

I am special. I'm not normal.

I am the youngest one in tough.

If your family not have money, it's hard.

But you will be more strong.

You know why I say I am different?

I am fighter, but I have good heart.

If I win, I help poor kids.

You know I do something good.

And my uncle, I learned this
and he teach me this after training.

Every time my uncle give me money and buy
misuse by me too.

Shirt. Shorts. Clothes.

Eat something. And I love my uncle.

He believed me.

He believed me. Really?

And now I miss him a lot.

Yeah.

You say you go tough.

You take the contract, I say.

I do everything for my mom,

my brother and my uncle.

And I can't say my dad
because we don't know where he go.

He not have number.

I'm scared. Maybe time he did not die.

I can't sit and cry.

You know I need to change my family life.

I will be a champion.

All to will know my name.

I'm gonna turn tomorrow
or take a day off tomorrow.

So it's not often.

Yeah, not half fight. Yeah.

No, I like that.

Yeah. Man.

What the fuck are we doing?

They want us to run

at the top of that
as soon as I get out of the van.

What was going through my mind
was, what the hell are we doing right now?

All right, guys, here we are.

Adrenaline mountain.

I thought it'd

be good for us to get out of the gym,
break up the monotony, get some fresh air.

We're going to go for a nice little run.

Enjoy the nature. Some peace and quiet.

Be careful.
There is mountain lions. There was.

You know, I know some of you

people come from countries
where there's a lot of that stuff.

But if you see a mountain lion,
do not run away.

Okay. Stand.

Make yourself bigger.
Maybe we'll attack it.

Maybe we'll take you down.
Maybe we'll wrestle it.

I don't want to die.

I don't know what's going on.

Possum, snakes, ratatouille,
whatever you name it is out there.

Elephants, tigers, dragons.

I'm looking around and I'm like,
something out here will kill me 100%.

Ready? Yeah.

Let's go.

Oh, if you want, we can go back to that

boring, stale little gem
and we can jog on the treadmill.

No more grateful bastards.

Come on, let's go.

One of the hardest parts about going
through a training camp, and certainly

a process like The Ultimate Fighter is
every day, essentially, is Groundhog Day.

It's always the same.

You walk in the gym,
you put the wraps on, it's

the same face, it's the same scenario.

So we wanted to get outside,
take a run through all the trails,

give them some vitamin D, allow them
to visualize and just break it up.

We're still going to work
hard. We're still going to push them.

But as I say, it's just a mental break
from the monotony of the gym

and the same old routine every single day.

Man, it
is so good to be outside of the house,

to be in the sunshine, to run and burn

some of these freaking calories off.

You know, just get out of the mundane,
like training

and coming to the house
and then training again.

So they were very nice to take us
to the mountains, you know, not let's go.

It's nothing.

Those kids are stud.

Is that Ali? That kid?

I love
how he's always first was to lead the way.

Super competitive every time.

Wants to be out in front. Let's go. Ali!

Come on. Brother.

Mama! Champion! Shit!

Let's go.

I'm fucking different.

My brain have aggressive energy.

I'm being every time.

To experience nature.

Especially as an athlete.

You know, I think being connected to
nature is definitely very important.

All right, good bird guys.

Nice to get out of the gym,
get some fresh air.

It's good for your mentality.

It's good for, you know, a break.

Ali I love the smile on your face.

I love the way that you're
not in your head.

I love the way that you're
trying to be first.

Okay? That's the mentality you need.

Do you want to win this show?

Do you want to build a life for yourself?

Do you want to become a legend
in this sport?

It's all there at your fingertips if
you're willing to work hard enough for it.

Round of applause to everyone here today.

Best of luck to everyone
that's still got fights coming up.

Let's go. Let's get a team based in

in the middle here.

All right.

Team best being on three. One. Two.

Three.

Three.

Before fight.

I just thinking about what

old time I was.

Discipline counting calories.

But this time something changed my weight.

145 I need to go to 125.

I now have difficult weight cut,
but I'm professional.

I can make weight.

It will be not easy, but

I eat low calories, I eat low carbs,

and I want to show champions with

because I'm a champion in every second.

I'm so skinny now.

You look like a malnourished kid.

Yeah, but I have here with,

you know, dense bones.

Everything going good now?
I lost my weight.

It's so easy.

I have 60 by the walk.

That man.

Yeah, I love this.

Artem.

Mikhail was saying he was fucking heavy.

He got to feel like shit. Artem.

He lost a lot of it. And fight day.

I think he tired early. You will see he.

Then that's when you're gonna go. No.

You know every fight I do that
and I waited.

Doctor.

Mom you could have just fucking.

Exactly.

I don't know why

my body make this shit,
but I am professional.

I can make 125.

Artem struggled

with the weight, and those are some hard
weight cuts for these guys.

The Temple Artem was very heavy
the morning of the

when he was seven over.

For two approaches the way that he does,
where he just put his head down

and goes to work, tells me
how mentally strong he is trying to.

Problem is, I didn't know that

the winds were so close to Michael's
training time.

Daniel Cormier what's up? Doug?

Well,
the training times are 10 to 12 for us.

We're gonna be there in a minute
and you guys have to leave.

It's as simple as that.
No, we're not leaving, Mike.

We are not going to have these kids
restart their sweat.

No, no, no, no, we have a set of rules.

DC I'll see you shortly.

I've got
a guy cutting a massive amount of weight.

I didn't want them to interfere
with this weight cut.

So yeah, I kind of was asking him
not to come in and locking him out.

It's locked.

Sure.

Yeah.

They've locked the doors.

There is absolutely no way
we're not training in there

right now.

They say, why are you being unreasonable?

You know, as a pro, I cannot take these
guys out of here to finish his weight cut.

It's going to stop the sweat.

They will not be able to get the sweat
going again.

Daniel, we had an agreement.

You know, you make the weight as close
to the scale time as you possibly can.

Please. You can train.

I just we're almost done.

You got to get the fuck out,
is what you gotta do.

No, no, I cannot do this to this kid.
All right, all right.

Don't ask me for anything. Here's the.

You told me

we're going to train somewhere else,
so I'm asking you to train somewhere else.

As a gentleman and as a friend.

I'm asking you,
and you may have your wish.

I love DC, and he's just playing games.

His mind games.

He's trying to disrupt other schedule
as much as possible.

But I think mainly it's just because
Daniel's just used to getting his own way.

If the shoe was on the other foot,
I would. I would definitely do that.

And you were walking in here
to have a training session,

and you get to the gym
where it's scheduled, agreed

upon, and some guy saying,
you're not training here.

Who said that?

You to me right now
I'm in front of all these guys asking you.

That's precisely what just happened.

10 to 12 is our training camp.

Yes. Sorry, guys. My, my my apologies.

So it's.

Just.

When I do

weight cut, it's important
because if you're not, make weight done

and nobody give you a chance, you.

Something's happened in this World Cup.

I don't know what's happened.

My body give more water.

It's like a pawn and a half under
and gave him a little water.

Put some clothes on this man.

Yeah, that was so motivated.

And when I finish,
I body lose more weight.

Not as usual

here, but it is shards.

From their feet here.

I know if I have a good preparing
when I have a good recover,

my fight can be best of the year

fight or best of the ten year.

Whoa! Yes! Let's go.

I feel confident
and nobody can can beat me.

To the scale.

Artem is an experienced fighter.

He has 11 wins in his 13
professional bouts and nine of those

are finishes.

He's aggressive, he's a good striker,
good grappling

and he is not afraid to go toe to toe
with anyone.

One 34.5.

Way to the scale Muhammad Ali Osman.

Muhammad Ali is the youngest bantamweight
in the competition,

but he already has more professional wins
than any other male fighter

in the house.

The kid finished

ten of his 12 wins
and he's riding a nine fight win streak.

This kid is a killer.

136 amazing.

Guys hanging

on boy, boy, you don't want to do that.

Hey, your weapons come back
up. Your weapons coming tomorrow.

Mohammad Ali, your weapons
come here tomorrow.

You don't need to rush it.

He is scared.

I have never seen such bad behavior.

This is a show. He's a real.
This is a show.

I've never seen a show like this.

This guy out.

These guys are showmen.

Thanks for all of these guys are shown
with these guys.

You know, this is a show.

Listen, listen.

You're making fools of yourselves.

You're growing your grown man.

But shut the fuck up
and let the fighters do their thing

and not feel pressure.

I feel confident
and nobody can can beat me.

It's.

It's impossible.

How about that?

He got drunk.

You know that.

You need the one that I

was excited. No.

We respect Artem.

I think Ali. He's young and wild.

I've never seen him fight.

So it's the youths speaking, I think.

They shut the fuck up.

Oh, this guy Ali is a showman.

And when you're going to fight
some people,

it brings out the animalistic side.

And I love that in The Fighter.

This man loves to compete.

He is born to do this.

Ignore him, ignore him, ignore him.

You know what you do, not you.

No no no no no no no

no. Come on.

Bitch!

Look at me.

Look at me.

Please

save your energy.

I fucking love.

Stop, stop stop! Calm.

Stay focused.

I'm 21 years old.

I'm too young.

I'm too strong. And my mind so different.

And I have sexy face I have all king.

What I walk in like never before. Like me.

You know I have ego.

You know fighters need ego.

And my ego so high level.

I'm so happy.

Be here. I'm so happy.

Enjoy my moment.

And I go, Hakeem, in this fight.

I feel my time coming.

Let's go boy, let's go work.

I just believe yourself.

I'm here because I believe myself.

Why not me?

I believe myself
and now I'm in tough all world peoples.

Please believe yourself.

I'm so glad I can't say this.

Only look at that smile.

And that's genuine, you know,
because some people like to pretend.

Now it's a cherry on cake.

I am just love fight.

I'm just love competing
I can wait, go to the cage.

It's.

It's all my life.

Come on.

I have family.

You don't have life to.

But it's my game.

Sorry, but

you have a loss.

Right there on that mark.

Just believe this.

You will lose.

All right, buddy, this is it.

I see when I choose you.

Your smile. You're happy.

Do mistake.

If I win.

Goodwin, give me back to contract
in Azerbaijan, my country.

Oh, you want to fight back on if you win?

Yeah. Okay.

All right,

let's go.

Got that confidence flowing

before the score. Maybe.

I'm so excited I can wait.

All my emotions you will see in cage.

We show based on season hungry protein.

Be ready.

Let's go.

Let's go.

All right

gentlemen, this fight will consist
of two five minute rounds.

If after two rounds,

the judges have scored a draw,
we will go to a sudden victory overtime.

You ready to fight?

Ready?

Let's do it.

Get the.

On the hook.

On the.

Stay in there! Stay in there!

Stay in there. Stay in their.

Split them down the middle with the left.

Put the left
deep. Put the right in the inside.

Put the right knee inside.

Out! Out!

Down!

You're good.

Control.

You're in control.

Nice, nice, nice, nice.

Get you on the hook.

Look, I just got off the fence.

Watch that trade. You're not.

Get the underhook
playing that a little bit.

Don't take the chest.

Oh, yes. Yes.

On the hook.

Get off the fence.

Keep the head position.

Artem. You got it. Stay head position.

Look nice.

What circle?

Circle, circle.

Thank you.

Good.

Yay! Oh! Oh!

Let's go. I got the kids.

Oh, oh!

Get up!

How about you?

All right.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Yes!

Look at that.

Sweating.

You know what

you got?

Nice.

Good. Yes.

You got to take him out.

Step, step step. Two.

Two. Yeah.

Punisher.

Punisher.

Congrats.

Great fight.

Please.

Great fight.

Why do you Russell so much?

He just wrestled the whole time.

Come on.

It's all he did was wrestle.

Like.

Why? Why?

Let's do it.

So the fight is going, and Artem lands
nice combinations.

He's close these type.

We told Artem. Back him up.

Control him.

I even said to Artem.

Said, well, he's going to be
a stand up fight and that favors you.

He goes,
absolutely. Stand up. Fight favors me.

We get in the fight in.

All he does is Russell.

Autumn is a striker,

and his whole game
plan was to wrestle against Muhammad Ali.

Right.

And I don't understand it.

We did no wrestling
to bear for this fight.

We did stand up because we thought
we had the better stand up fighter.

It's all he did.

He took shot

after shot.

After shot.

Punisher Muhammad
Ali did what he was supposed to be.

Got back to his feet.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

He got separation
and he went to work on the feet.

It was the most mind boggling thing
I've seen in a really long time.

It was nothing we did during training.

He kind of sent

the message to Artem that he couldn't
hold him down,

that he was going to get back to his feet
if he did take him down.

He's tired. He's tired.

And once again shoots to take down
Mohammad.

Ali sees it coming the mile away.

Sprawls.

Defends.

Takes the back,

locks in the choke.

Chokes him out.

First round stoppage.

Unbelievable performance.

I will take belt bloom.

This is why we do The Ultimate Fighter.

We want to give up and coming
guys like Mohammad-Ali

a chance to show us what they have.

And he did exactly that.

He definitely made a statement.
He went in there.

He put on a show.

The guy showed no fear.

Has a big personality
and well-rounded skills.

I am excited for his next fight
in the semifinals.

Good job kid.

Great work.
Thank you. Mohammad Ali is good.

He's like, way better than I thought.

He was initially winner
and advancing to the semifinals.

Muhammad Ali Osmani.

Is changing.

And it is what it is.

Sheets happen sometime.

I still here, I still continue training.

I can find my opportunity, but

I'm still ready.

Good job.

I think he's good fighter.

He's find his moment.

But no excuse today.

It's not my day.

I can grab this guy.

He's a very good fighter.

He's a good fighter.

But he ain't supposed to beat
you like that.

He wants to beat you like that.

I will not accept that.

I refuse. I will not accept that.

I hope we meet again.

I believe I will take bonus
and fork in contract.

I do that what I tell
I do that what I think I do that, bro.

You were so much better.

And he's a good fighter.

He is a very good fighter.

You made it look easy.

I believe myself,
I believe my mind and future and future.

I do same. I'm the Falcons future.

Come on.

It reminds me of Conor McGregor
when Conor McGregor was coming up.

He really does.

I mean he's got it
all. He's got a tremendous look.

His skill set. He's so fan friendly.

Everyone loves to watch somebody like that
compete.

You made everyone back home proud.

Your family, your parents.

Everyone. Baku, Azerbaijan.

Good for you, man.

I love everything about him.

I am so glad he's on our team.

So midway through the quarterfinals,
it's all even at two and two.

Each team has one strawweight
and one bantamweight.

And the semifinals.

Now we move on to the next draw.

We fight.

From Team Bisping, the one and only.

Natalia Alves.

Let's go.

Natalia.

And of course, she will be taking on none
other than Tina Black.

Tina Black.

We got this.

Brazil on Brazil.

We got this Brazil action.

Hey, she's a killer.

It's time to see what Cormier
number one strawweight pick is made of.

Tina Black is a Urijah Faber protege

and the current champion in his A-1 combat
promotion.

Natalia Alves recently
joined the Fighting Nerds down in Brazil

and is undefeated as a pro eight no.

These are two high level fighters
and two of the best

Brazilian strawweight prospects out there.

Let's see who's going to
earn the next semifinal spot.

On the
next episode of The Ultimate Fighter.

You hear about little Weasley ass.

What did he do?

Resorts to trickery
to get information on Cormier.

Spider.

So Tina's coach at home,

Urijah Faber, texts Bisping and says,
you guys get Tina Black.

Michael says yes.

Lie to Uriah to get a background on Tina.

Then all star in Loverboy.

Showdown

as Team Cormier resident bad girl
Tina Black.

See, the black is ready to go fight

in this competition and honestly win
this competition takes on Team Bisping

undefeated prospect Natalia all day. Hey.

Black!

But will a hard weight cut bring Natalie's

Ultimate Fighter journey

to an untimely end?

116, 161 16.5.

That's not good.

I shave her head. She's going to shave her
head.

That's not gonna be a half pound.
If I had my head, we still got a fight.