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Hey, aren't you
Travis Moen?
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Uh-huh.
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You play for the
Anaheim Ducks, right?
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Yeah. Thanks for
Cool.
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Oh, wait. You
forgot your cup.
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Actually, I'm wearing it.
You can never be too careful.
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Oh. No, not that cup,
the other cup.
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Oh. Thanks.
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Wow! Is that the Stanley Cup?
Can I sit in it?
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No. People aren't allowed
to sit in the cup.
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Ow.
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See? You can never
be too careful.
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Yeah, exactly.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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Thanks, Brent. I'll have her
back in a couple hours.
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No problem.
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How come he gets
to use your car?
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'Cause he brings it back.
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Oh, so now
there are rules?
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More just common
courtesies,
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like not driving
my car out of town,
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or not running my car out of gas
while you're out of town,
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or not having my car
towed by the police
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to somewhere even
farther out of town.
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Like I'm the one who didn't
put enough gas in it.
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Yeah, I shoulda thought of
that before I let you take
my car without asking.
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Fine. Can I borrow
No.
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See? That's why
I don't ask.
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Sorry, we have
no vacancies.
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You're better off.
It's a dump.
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You come here and
drink all the time.
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That's how I know
it's a dump.
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Do you know of anywhere else
to stay in town, like a B&B?
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Nope. You're screwed.
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Just as well. He wanted
90 bucks for this place.
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Come to think of it,
there is this B&B.
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But it's a hundred.
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I didn't see you at the silent
auction yesterday. It was fun.
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I heard you were
kinda cheap.
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Just because you wrap
something in cellophane
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does not make it
worth $200.
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Remember, it's for charity.
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Yeah, I know what
a silent auction is.
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I'm just saying people
are gettin' ripped off.
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I outbid everyone on
Handyman For a Day.
How cheap can I be?
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Hey, Lacey.
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Thanks for biddin' on my
handyman thing last night.
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You bid on Hank? How much
did you pay for that?
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What I paid is not important.
It's for charity.
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Ten bucks. I didn't think
it would go that high,
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but Lacey and I got
into a biddin' war.
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You bid on yourself,
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Yeah, I wanted some stuff
done around my house,
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but I couldn't afford me.
I'll swing by later.
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Yeah, sounds good.
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Wow. That's cheap.
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Hey, you'll never guess who
I just ran into, just now.
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You're right. I can't guess
and I'll never care to guess.
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My old buddy.
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He was drivin' through
town with his wife
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and I said they could
stay here, with us.
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What buddy?
My old buddy.
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Mr. Johnson and his wife.
Mr. Johnson?
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Well, we don't call him that,
because he's a buddy.
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Buddy Johnson, we call him.
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I don't remember
Buddy Johnson.
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You know, from camp,
from like a long time ago,
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from childhood,
from childhood camp.
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From camp?
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Now you're gettin' it.
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I don't want to alarm you,
but someone cleaned your car.
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How do you know
it wasn't me?
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I saw Davis cleaning it.
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Touché. Well, he borrowed it,
so he cleaned it.
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He even filled the tank.
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Goody Two Shoes.
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I don't care if Goody's
got five shoes.
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He doesn't leave a melted
ice cream cone on my seat.
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I told my kid to leave it under
the seat. He never listens.
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Why is Davis the only one
who takes care of my car?
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I take care of your car.
Remember the time I cleaned
ice cream off the seat?
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Okay. I just want
a few pictures up.
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The first one I want
in the bathroom, here.
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Hey, your grout's
comin' off, huh?
I don't know.
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I want you to put
the picture here.
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You should get that fixed
before water gets in
and rots the drywall.
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You know how to do that?
Yeah, sure.
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You're not just gonna smash the
sink with a hammer or something?
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Why? Your sink need hammerin'?
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No. Forget I said that.
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If you can fix the grout
or whatever that's called,
that'd be great.
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Then I want you to put
the picture right here.
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Yeah, you bet.
Pass me the hammer.
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For the picture.
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Your tail light was out,
so I got ya a new one.
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Thanks. Some people
borrow your car
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and never even think to
replace the tail lights.
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Some people own your car
and never think to do that.
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Well, I know it's an
inconvenience, and you're
really helpin' me out.
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You bet, buddy. That's
what friends are for.
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Get a room.
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Oh!
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I just pictured that.
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Okay, all done.
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LACEY:
Wow, that was fast.
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Yeah. Takin' 'em off's
pretty easy.
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Now puttin' 'em on, that's
where the real work starts.
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Okay.
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See ya later.
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Aren't you gonna finish? You've
only been here 20 minutes.
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23. But that's all
the time I have.
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Where are ya going?
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Hey, I don't delve into
your personal life.
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Oh, this fell out
of your drawer.
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You-you said, "Handyman For
a Day." That's like eight hours.
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Yeah, not in a row.
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By the way, you're
out of cough medicine.
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Hey, hey, hey, there,
Johnsons.
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Welcome to our humble
little commode.
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This is Emma.
Hi.
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And what was
your name, again?
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Hey, hey, Buddy.
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He's a great kidder or my
name's not Oscar Leroy.
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Oscar, right.
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Oh, you look vaguely familiar.
Oh, Steve gets that a lot.
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Steve?
Oh, sure, Steve's his real name,
but I call him Buddy, for kicks.
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Well, we should show
Steve and her upstairs
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where they're sleepin'.
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When you get settled, come on
down. We'll feed ya lunch.
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Is that included?
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Yeah.
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Bonus.
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Hey, Brent,
look behind you.
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Yeah? Okay?
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You're goin' kinda slow.
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Well, it's the end of the
day and no one's around.
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Well, move over, Gramps,
and make room for the living.
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Who-whose grandma is what?
What's happening?
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Aw, crap.
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Your wife seems a little
confused about the arrangement.
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Well, just between you and me,
she has a little hobby.
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Anyway, 20 extra
for lunch.
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But she said--
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Three beers in,
she'll say anything.
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Quisling!
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What's a quisling?
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It's like a lowlife
greasy snitcho.
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Geez, I prefer quisling.
What are ya talkin' about?
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I'm talkin' about Davis
usin' your car as a ghost car.
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Ghost car? Cool.
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Not cool. $80 not cool.
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My car did that?
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I can't believe you can
be bought so easily.
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Fix tail light here,
carwash there, and boom,
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you're a two-faced ratfink.
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I preferred quinzig, or
whatever you said before.
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What are you doing?
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Trickin' people and
givin' 'em tickets.
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You can't use
Brent's car for that.
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You're just jealous.
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Why do the seats
smell like vanilla?
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Believe me, it's worth it.
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When I'm in Brent's car,
people completely ignore me.
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If you want that,
just go to a party.
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In the ghost car?
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Now I'm ignoring you.
See? It works.
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Oh, hey, Lacey.
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I had 45 minutes come free,
thought I'd fix your fridge.
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There was nothing
wrong with it.
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Well, the light's broke.
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So you took off the door?
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No. I came down to get a drink
and the door was loose,
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I took it off, fixed the hinge,
and then the door fell,
broke the light.
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I didn't know
You fixed the
tiles, right?
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No, no. The fridge took up
my whole time. I gotta go.
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I'll have a new hinge
for ya tomorrow.
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That's just great. And thank
you for eating all my food,
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because that'll keep it
from going bad.
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I do what I can.
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Oh, I had a nice
chat with your mom.
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Oh, my mom called?
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No, I called her. The number
was on the fridge.
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You know, she misses you.
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Oh, hi there. Care for a beer?
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Ah, no thanks.
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Oh, well, more for me.
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We just wanted to know what time
breakfast was tomorrow.
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Oh, whenever we
get up, I guess.
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That's a lot more laid back
than most places, but okay.
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What do you mean
most places?
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Well, we've stayed
at a lot of B&Bs.
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Oh, me too. But what's that got
to do with any--oh, my God.
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What did my husband
tell you?
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$100 a night.
Is it more?
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As much as I appreciate
you polishing the tires
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and the new hubcaps,
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oh and rolling the change
in the ashtray,
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I don't want you using
my car as a ghost car.
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But your car did great
work today. It's a hero.
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It's like a Super Car.
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Don't try buttering me up
by giving it a name.
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I'm not gonna be
part of your scheme.
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Okay. But if you change
your mind, let me know.
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By the way, your left speaker's
cutting in and out.
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I could fix it for ya.
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Don't lose him.
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You're not gonna
outrun us, Speedy.
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Can you do the honours?
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With pleasure.
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Speakers sound great,
by the way.
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Super Car's never
sounded so good.
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That Buddy Johnson sure has
some crazy stories, huh?
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Oh, yeah, a real nut job.
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Like when he first met
ya at the hotel bar.
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Eh, is that where we met?
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It's so long ago I
can barely remember.
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I bet it seems like
just yesterday.
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Yeah. I gotta go.
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How could you tell two complete
strangers this was a B&B?
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Was it so wrong of me to
make $50 a night, for us?
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It was when they paid
twice that much.
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They told you a hundred?
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Not surprising.
They both like to--
Stop it.
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I can't believe you were
stupid enough to try
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and pull a stunt like this.
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00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:03,596
Oh, fine. I'll get
rid of them.
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00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:06,932
No, you'll make up the other
room and get some more guests.
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00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:09,301
A hundred bucks is
a hundred bucks.
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00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:11,771
So, how's it
goin' with Hank?
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Oh, great. I am really
gettin' my money's worth.
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All 10 dollars?
238
00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:20,312
Oh, yeah. He is there
all of the time.
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00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:21,847
Hank.
240
00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:24,283
What? I can't work
on an empty stomach.
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Tiles, now.
242
00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:29,488
Yep. He's done some amazing
things with my house.
243
00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:32,158
My fridge, my tiles.
244
00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:35,027
Really? I wonder if
he could fix a sink.
245
00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:38,297
Oh, I know he could.
And you know what?
246
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:41,500
I'm gonna be kickin' myself
later, but I have a few
247
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:44,503
extra hours left with him and,
you know, if you wanted--
248
00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:46,639
I'll have to check out
the work first.
249
00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:48,808
Oh, I wouldn't have
it any other way.
250
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:51,610
I'll come by tomorrow.
Well, maybe not tomorrow.
251
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,112
Okay, forget it.
252
00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:55,681
Okay, fine. Tomorrow's fine,
even late.
253
00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:57,850
It's best late.
254
00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:09,528
Well, time for another
shift with Super Car.
255
00:12:16,535 --> 00:12:19,371
CAR :
Hello, Brent.
You look handsome today.
256
00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:21,540
You're not overweight at all.
257
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,375
You should have
another dessert.
258
00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:24,877
Now snap out of it.
259
00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:27,046
WANDA:
Snap out of it.
260
00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:29,248
Why were you talking
in a British accent?
261
00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:33,052
Never mind.
I'm goin' for dessert.
262
00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:38,557
So a hundred bucks a night,
includes a/c and colour TV.
263
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:43,796
Or for the same price you could
stay at a cozy prairie getaway
264
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:46,565
just down the road,
home cooking,
265
00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:49,401
recent newspapers,
electric fans.
266
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,571
That sounds quaint. I didn't
know there was a B&B here.
267
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,573
Neither did I.
268
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:58,177
It's not just a B&B.
You get breakfast too.
269
00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:04,717
Whoo!
270
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,285
So, who'd we get today?
271
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:08,420
Oh, Super Car
was hot today.
272
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,223
You wouldn't believe
the characters I stopped.
273
00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:16,428
Hey, Travis Moen of
the Anaheim Ducks!
274
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,931
You know, you were
doin' 60 in a 50?
275
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:23,202
Sorry. But I only get one
day to show all my friends
back home the cup.
276
00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:26,138
Maybe you could give me two
minutes in the penalty box?
277
00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:28,107
Good one.
278
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,708
Here's an $80 ticket.
279
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:33,112
I suppose I should get Super
Car back to the Super Cave.
280
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,980
You mean your garage?
281
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:37,449
Hey, don't give away
the secret location.
282
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:41,787
Pretty good, huh?
283
00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:45,457
It's not great, but,
uh, good for Hank.
284
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:47,593
Well, even people
other than Hank.
285
00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,662
You know, some parts
are very tricky,
286
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,131
he was, he was telling me.
287
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:53,699
It's quite neat, isn't it?
288
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,468
Well, it's sad, really, but
what the hell, it's free.
289
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:57,970
I'll give him a shot.
290
00:13:58,103 --> 00:13:59,471
Yes!
291
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,340
Why'd you say that
so emphatically?
292
00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:03,642
Oh, I'm just
so happy for Hank.
293
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,478
You know, he worked very
long and hard on this.
294
00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:10,149
Watch it! Super Car
comin through!
295
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:18,257
Move over, Wanda. Super Car.
296
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:25,965
Care to do the honours?
Let's roll.
297
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:29,635
Whoo hoo!
298
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:34,006
Chalk one up for
the Wanda Wagon.
299
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:36,408
Wanda Wagon?
300
00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:40,379
Wanda Rocket?
Dollard Dragster?
301
00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:45,184
Ultra Fast Crook Catching,
Crime Stopping...
302
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:46,964
Uh, whatever. Just pay
the ticket, Hotrod.
303
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,491
Emma, that was delicious.
304
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,561
Thank you. It was my pleasure.
305
00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:58,464
Oh, leave those.
Oscar will get the dishes.
306
00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,932
Why me?
307
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,201
Because you haven't earned
your 50 bucks yet.
308
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:05,537
Now, let's retire to the
living room for some checkers.
309
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,340
Or maybe sharrods?
("charades")
310
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,776
Oh. Oh, how delightful!
311
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,845
Soap's under the sink.
312
00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:15,614
That's that metal thing
that holds water.
313
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,317
Oh, how delightful.
314
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:21,687
I don't know what's wrong,
but it's been leaking for days.
315
00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:24,823
Hmm. Well, there's your problem.
It's not supposed to leak.
316
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,726
Yeah, I kinda figured that.
Can you fix it?
317
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,796
Totally. Let me
get my hammer.
318
00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:34,333
Well, it's no Super Car.
319
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,834
Oh, yeah?
320
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:38,203
12 tickets yesterday.
321
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:41,140
You wouldn't believe
the riffraff we caught.
322
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,442
You know I'm a Stanley
Cup champ, right?
323
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:46,312
Autograph this.
324
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:49,815
That's beginner's luck.
Super Car just had an off day.
325
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:51,583
Oh, yeah?
326
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:56,488
Well, Super Car's about to be
blown away by the Viper Wagon.
327
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,758
The Viper Wagon?
That's lame.
328
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:02,628
Yeah. You might as well
call it Super Car.
329
00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,967
I just wanted to
thank you for Hank.
330
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,135
He did a great
job on my sink.
331
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,471
Oh, good. Really?
332
00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:14,840
Yeah. No fires, no floods.
333
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,842
The new faucet's
working great.
334
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:19,345
Wow. Neat.
335
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:20,846
You seem surprised.
336
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:22,481
Oh. No, I, um,
337
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:24,783
I'm just surprised
because you're so happy.
338
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:28,253
You know, because unlike me,
you were a little reluctant
to use him.
339
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:29,888
Yeah, I guess I was.
340
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,591
But thanks to your
recommendation, it
all worked out.
341
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,626
Wow. Neat.
342
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:39,531
It's good to see it firsthand
so I can tell Hank what
a great job he did.
343
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:42,234
Well, as you can see,
he did a good job.
344
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,003
Mmm. It's neat.
345
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,674
You missed a great
game of Pictionary.
346
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:50,242
Darn.
347
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,011
That's my magazine.
348
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,715
Oh, would you pass me
that remote, please?
349
00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:57,783
Why?
350
00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:59,251
Oh, we're gonna watch TV.
351
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:00,853
Yeah? So am I.
352
00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:04,023
Oh, well, then, we can watch
together. Tennis is on.
353
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:06,058
Oh, goody, tennis.
354
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:07,559
Do you like tennis?
355
00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:10,562
Almost as much
as "sharrods."
356
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:13,699
Hey, Davis, I thought we could
take Super Car out and--
357
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,036
What's goin' on?
358
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,839
Look, we had some laughs,
but it's time to move on.,
359
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,508
Everybody knows
your car now.
360
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,543
So you're usin'
Fitzy's car.
361
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:27,212
I prefer the term
Fitzymobile.
362
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,615
Well, well, well.
363
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:33,852
It looks like Super Car
isn't so super anymore.
364
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:37,890
Looks like it's back to bein'
the old Brent's... bus,
365
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:42,194
the old Leroy... Loser.
366
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,229
Hah.
367
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,935
You said we were gonna
get new mud flaps.
368
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:52,237
I said a lotta things.
369
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,476
How come you did such
a good job at Karen's?
370
00:17:57,509 --> 00:18:01,046
I guess I got on a roll fixin'
that stuff at your place.
371
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,948
You didn't fix anything
at my place.
372
00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:05,584
I'm not finished. I still got
a couple hours left.
373
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,986
I want you to put up
those pictures
374
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:10,489
I asked you do
in the first place.
375
00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:12,257
Okay, grouchy.
376
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,760
Man, your mom was
right about you.
377
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:18,030
And you know your antennae,
I'll get that fixed.
378
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,766
But what about
the Viper Wagon?
379
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:24,803
You heard her, pipsqueak.
She's using my car.
380
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:28,107
Okay. So the picture
goes right here.
381
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,175
Who fixed your tub?
382
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:33,612
Me. I had to.
You didn't have the time.
383
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:35,981
So you reconnected all
the pipes back there?
384
00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:37,916
There's pipes?
385
00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:41,887
It's gonna take me the
rest of your handyman time
just to fix this.
386
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:43,489
What about the shower?
387
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,257
Nah, I just had
one at Karen's.
388
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,793
Besides, yours has gotta
stay off till tomorrow.
389
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,996
What the hell
is this crap?
390
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:52,764
Mrs. Watson's
a vegetarian.
391
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,299
I want meat.
392
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,801
Not tonight.
393
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,302
Ah, to hell with this.
394
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,104
Nut munchers.
395
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,606
Leavin' their wet
towels everywhere.
396
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,909
I can't stand B&B people. They
treat this place like a hotel.
397
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,544
Thanks to you.
398
00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:07,146
Well, I'm kickin' them out.
399
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:09,615
Nobody uses my TV
to watch tennis.
400
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,184
These are our guests,
paying guests.
401
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,553
If anyone's leaving, it's you.
402
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,055
Oh. We'll see about that.
403
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,759
150?
Prices just went up.
404
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,829
But there's a cozy
B&B down the road.
405
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,434
Thanks for the ride.
406
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,803
Karen brought the Viper
Wagon back on empty
407
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,305
and then she dumped me.
408
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,040
I feel used and dirty.
409
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:36,742
Who needs the
cops, anyway?
410
00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:40,179
I do. I don't have any gas
till next payday.
411
00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:46,818
Sorry, but it looks like
the old Cop Coupe wins the day.
412
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,922
Cop Coupe?
413
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,591
What? That's a good name.
414
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,394
Hey. I just need to
crash for the night
415
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:56,929
while Hank fixes my place.
416
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,997
Sorry, we're full up.
417
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:02,167
MRS. JOHNSON:
But you'll have to come back.
It's a wonderful B&B.
418
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,702
B&B.
419
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:05,871
It's nothing.
They like to, you know?
420
00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:07,973
I didn't know you
were running a B&B.
421
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:10,209
This is a registered
B&B, isn't it?
422
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:12,244
Okay. Well, see ya, Lacey.
423
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,980
Now that you mention it,
it wasn't in the book.
424
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,816
Oh, my God. We're just
staying in someone's house.
425
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,252
It was good enough
for ya when you were
426
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:22,821
paying a hundred
bucks a night.
427
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:26,391
Which we'll need back,
since you lied to us.
428
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:32,731
Oh. Well, does that mean
there's room for me now?
429
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,402
Hi, Oscar.
430
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,738
Don't hog the
bathroom, Princess.
431
00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:49,448
Hey, where are you going
with my dollar sign bag?
432
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:50,949
I'm stealing it.
433
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,952
Now get out of my way
before you get hurt.
434
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,722
Okay. All right.
Take it easy.
I don't want any--
435
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,724
Haaii-yaah!
Haaii-yaah!
436
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,260
CAR:
Watch out, Brent. There's
another one behind you.
437
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,262
I see that, Super Car.
438
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,964
Maybe you could deafen him
with a super horn honk.
439
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:09,468
I'll try. And Wanda's trying to
get you to snap out of it.
440
00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:12,104
Yeah? Well, too bad for her.
This is my daydream.
441
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,473
I'll snap out of
when I want to.
442
00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:16,041
Haaii-yaah!
443
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:21,079
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