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Hey, check out the tree.
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Oh. You're right,
it looks sick.
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It's not sick.
I just planted it.
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You planted it?
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Yes.
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Well, two large men with shovels
planted it,
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but I sponsored it.
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You paid for a tree
out of your own pocket?
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Just givin' a little somethin'
back to the community.
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If you made a small
donation to the community,
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I could save you another
$1,000 on your taxes.
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What's the cheapest
thing I could do?
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It's the very
least I could do.
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Plus, now I have a legacy.
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Aw, that's a nice gesture.
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I give your legacy a week.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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Thanks, Lacey.
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I'll pay for this
with my debit card.
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This is your
driver's licence.
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Oh, is it? Oh.
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You might as well
check out my new picture.
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Oh, hey, that is
a nice picture.
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Yeah. Well, better
than the last few.
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Ready?
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Hang on a second.
I just--
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Ready?
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No, I'll tell you when I'm--
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Ready?
Yeah.
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Are you--
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You look great
in this one.
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Thanks.
Oh, hey,
lemme see.
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Oh. It went right through
the crack of the deck.
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What are the odds
of that happenin'?
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What are the odds of Lacey
being able to pull me off ya?
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That'll be 4.95.
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What the hell?
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Brent Leroy's Corner Gas?
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Who the hell do
ya think you are?!
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I like when you start
a conversation just by yelling.
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No lead up, right into it.
Valuable timesaver.
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I was walking downtown
and what should I see
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but Brent Leroy's
Corner Gas tree.
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So you wrote a
poem about it?
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That just rhymed
by accident.
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Where do you get off?
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The-the tree is just a donation
thing, for tax purposes.
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Plus, it makes
a nice legacy.
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What about me? I founded
this place and you're trying
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to wipe me out of the picture
with one lousy tree.
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I wasn't trying
to wipe you out.
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There are some memories
I'd like to forget.
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I built this place
from the ground up
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and this is
the thanks I get.
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I'll show you a legacy
ya won't soon forget.
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I think that's actually
the definition of legacy.
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Smart guy!
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A lunatic, that's your legacy.
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It's over here.
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Over where? I can't
exactly see ya.
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Listen to the sound of my foot.
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Oh, hey. Score.
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North end of the deck.
Follow the vibrations.
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Over here.
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Did you see the movie, Tremors ?
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Well, um, maybe
it's more like Dune .
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I mean I'm not saying that
Dune is as campy as Tremors ,
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I'm just saying that they both
involved sand creatures.
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Geez!
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Thanks.
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Wait a second. This isn't mine.
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It's Wendy Carlyle's, from 1972.
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You found it.
Thank you, Hank.
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You're useless.
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There it is.
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Well, hellooo.
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So you just take
your chocolate
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and pop it over.
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Voila, one
chocolate popover.
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And Debbie Benson said
you learned everything
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from the back of
a cake mix box.
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What did she say?
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Oh, crap. I'll be
back in a minute.
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Learned everything from
a cake mix box, huh?
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Debbie Benson doesn't know
her ass from a spatula.
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That woman's as dumb
as a mud fence.
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Hey, do you know how to
get a stain outta--
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Wow!
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Debbie Benson wouldn't know how
to get a stain out of anything.
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When I came back
into the kitchen,
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the whole place was clean.
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Typical.
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No, it's a good thing.
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The place was a mess before.
She cleaned it up.
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What did she
charge you for it?
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She didn't charge me anything,
she just did it for free.
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So why are you complaining?
I'm not. I'm just
telling you about it.
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I'll tell her
not to do it anymore.
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No, I want her to do it.
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Okay, you're gonna to
have to start over again.
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This is too distracting.
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The lunch special
is Salisbury steak.
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Nah, I brought my own. I figured
I'd have lunch under my tree.
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Oh, I understand. You want to
be with it before it dies.
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My tree is just fine,
thank you very much.
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I'll be sittin' under it
for 100 years, give or take,
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passin' my wisdom down
to future generations.
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So, you see, that's how
Team Thunder was able
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to defeat the forces
of Evil Fang.
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Is that from a comic book?
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What's your point?
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That's the best you got?
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Sorry, I used up most of
my imagination on the beard.
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Here's your recipe.
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It sounded kinda urgent
when you phoned.
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Those popovers
are just so good.
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Oh.
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Sorry about the
mess in here.
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Yeah, yeah, sure
is messy, huh?
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It's just hard to keep
this place straightened up.
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Well, I should go into the
hall and photocopy this now.
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I'll come with.
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It takes two of you
to photocopy?
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When you're a cop,
you work in teams.
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Yeah, it's important to
have each other's back,
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whether making a big bust or
photocopying a dainty recipe.
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Let's roll.
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Oh.
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Ya finally had to smash
your piggy bank, huh?
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Oh, no, no, no. Oinky's
still in one piece.
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No, I got these
from under your deck.
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Hank, I thought you went under
there to find Wanda's licence.
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Yeah. I haven't
found it yet.
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It could take, uh,
two or three trips.
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I got it myself.
You don't have to bother.
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Oh. Well, still, I should
probably go back down there.
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Stay outta there.
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I mean if I were you,
I would ban Hank
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from going under the deck.
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It could bother your customers.
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Mm-hmm. You know what?
You're probably right.
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Hank, I don't want you
going under there anymore.
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Aw, come on. I mean I--
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Oh, hey, I used to have
one just like that.
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I knew that.
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I saw yours and I thought,
"I should get one, myself,
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exactly like hers,"
from a store,
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and get a receipt so I can
prove it, which I have
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and I will show you someday.
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Goodbye.
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Think that's
Oh, yeah.
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Oh, Emma, you
didn't have to--
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Didn't have to what?
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Maybe we should go
photocopy the recipe again.
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Oh, you can just keep it.
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I'll just copy it off of
the back of the cake mix box.
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She didn't do a
very good job.
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Hey, jackass,
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I got a better place for ya
to stuff your face.
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That's made outta solid
maple, buddy boy,
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better than your stupid tree.
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Hey, my tree's made out of
maple, or some kinda wood.
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Plus it's organic.
Hippie talk.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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It looks kinda hard
and uncomfortable.
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Read the plaque.
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"Courtesy of Oscar Leroy,
founder of Corner Gas."
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Now that's a legacy.
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Yeah. Whenever people
get a pain in their ass,
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they'll think of you.
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Hey, Lacey,
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I think there's an animal
under your deck.
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Sounds like it's mating.
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It's not an animal. It's Hank.
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Ooo, that's nice.
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Busted.
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I got dibs on that ring.
There's no dibs down here.
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Got it!
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Forget it!
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LACEY:
I thought I told you to
stay out from under the deck.
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Shut up. It's Lacey.
You shut up.
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Oh, you're right.
It is Hank.
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Hank, have you seen a
flower broach down there?
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HANK:
Hey, Wanda's under
here too, ya know?
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Right, Wanda?
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Ow!
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I mean, ow.
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Both of you get out from
under the deck right now!
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It's a purple broach,
little green stem.
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Right now!
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I don't understand why
Emma didn't clean up.
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It worked at my place.
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Maybe it's you.
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You can be a little
off-putting.
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00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:06,138
I'm not off-putting.
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00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,474
If anything,
I'm on-putting.
203
00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:10,810
The bottom line is
you blew it.
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Your attitude is
what's off-putting.
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Now I have a craving
for pudding.
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00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,954
Hey. What do you kids
think you're doin'?
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00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,689
What's it look
like we're doing?
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00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:25,691
It looks like you're
waitin' for somebody
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to put a size 12 boot
up your wazoo.
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That's right, take your
beer and get outta my shade.
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EMMA:
Hey, Davis.
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Oh, hey, Emma.
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Oh, Emma, Oscar's got
an unpaid parking ticket
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that I need to collect on.
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Oscar got a
parking ticket?
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Yeah, a couple months ago.
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Honestly, that man has the
attention span of a flea.
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Yeah.
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Why don't we continue
this conversation over
here by the bumper.
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Well, well, well, if
it isn't Johnny Bench
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comin' to tell me how
great his bench is.
222
00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:13,172
I don't need to brag about
my bench or run down your tree
223
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when the paper
does such a good job.
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Boozy element? It was just a
couple a kids drinkin' beer.
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It happened one time.
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Trees are like
magnets for booze.
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Do you even care about
making sense anymore?
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Ooo, boy, my legs
are gettin' tired.
229
00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:35,528
We're not stopping to sit
on your stupid bench.
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It's not a stupid bench.
231
00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:39,065
It's better than
Brent's booze tree.
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People love my bench.
More than you think.
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Hey, you sex pots, scram!
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At least with my tree the
kids keep their pants on.
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Probably gonna be a
population boom now,
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thanks to your sex bench.
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It's not a sex bench.
It's a make-out bench.
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And it's not a
make-out bench.
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00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,255
Whatever you say, Hef.
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Yeah, I couldn't
believe what they said.
241
00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,762
Personally, I don't
think your hair
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00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:11,564
looks anything
like a rat's nest.
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They don't know what
they're talking about.
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They're no fashion plates.
245
00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:18,571
Oops, missed
the garbage can.
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Ah, maybe I shouldn't
get so upset about it.
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Right.
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I mean that's nothing
compared to what they
said about your shoes.
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Those sniping old crones!
250
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,053
Atta girl.
251
00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:37,923
I mean atta girl for
stickin' up for yourself.
252
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,660
What's goin' on?
253
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,596
Oh, hi, Karen.
254
00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:46,665
Emma and I were just wrapping up
our little conversation.
255
00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:49,802
Apparently some people have
a problem with my shoes.
256
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:52,805
Ah, well, it's just water
under the bridge, Emma,
257
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:55,975
water under the bridge.
258
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,482
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
259
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,217
What are you doing?
260
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:08,320
I'm putting an end to this.
The deck is closed.
261
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,990
Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
262
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:14,160
The deck isn't closed,
just underneath the deck.
263
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,828
You can eat
under the deck?
264
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:16,829
No.
265
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:19,331
Sure you can.
No, you can't.
266
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,333
A lotta fries down there.
267
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,335
I'm closing the deck hole.
268
00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,907
The only reason people are
makin' out on my bench
269
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,609
is because they're gettin' all
liquored up under your tree.
270
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,579
They gotta drink to forget
all the porn on your bench.
271
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,880
Excuse me.
272
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:37,850
Can you tell me the quickest way
to get to the highway?
273
00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:39,518
Just go straight
down this road,
274
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,453
make a left past
the make-out bench--
275
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,889
Did you hear that, Ron?
There's a make-out bench.
276
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:46,025
Hot dog!
277
00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:51,697
Okay, I'll just get
you some ch-- Oh.
278
00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,232
That was lucky.
279
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,601
I thought it might fall
through the cracks.
280
00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,570
I'll get it.
281
00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:01,106
I doubt it would even
fit through the cracks.
282
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:05,444
Oops.
283
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:09,715
Good one. Let's try it with
one of your keys now.
284
00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:12,418
I'm really glad you came.
285
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:16,422
You seemed pretty upset about
that whole shoe thing earlier.
286
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,324
I know.
287
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:21,393
It's like Davis says,
water under the bridge.
288
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:24,730
Well, watching the
news these days
289
00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:28,467
and seeing the kinda cesspool
of a world we live in
290
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:31,604
must make you
pretty angry.
291
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:35,140
You know, Karen, you're
a bit of a downer.
292
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,642
I'm gonna go.
293
00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:38,844
Davis is manipulating you.
294
00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:40,379
What?
295
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:41,981
Haven't you noticed,
whenever you're around,
296
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:43,949
he says things
to make ya mad?
297
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:45,517
Why would he do that?
298
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:48,420
Hm. I guess he just likes
to wind ya up.
299
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:50,389
Oh, that selfish...
300
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:53,158
dirty rotten...
301
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,162
Wait a minute.
302
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,164
I see what's going on.
303
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:02,268
And seeing what's going on
must make ya even more mad.
304
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,770
You're as bad as he is.
305
00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:10,175
So, uh, you gonna finish
up in here or--
306
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:17,716
See? I told ya there's
good stuff down there.
307
00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:20,719
No, my key's down there.
Will you get it for me?
308
00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:23,889
I don't know. I wouldn't want
to creep out your customers.
309
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:26,158
It's my only house key.
310
00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:27,793
Beg me.
311
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:31,463
Okay, stop beggin'. I'll do it.
312
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,203
Just the chips.
313
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:41,073
Where did you get this?
314
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,776
Oh, you know, uh, ATM.
315
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:45,244
Oh?
316
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,212
It dispenses coins now?
317
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,347
Yeah.
318
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:49,515
And buttons?
319
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,216
Mm-hmm.
320
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,686
And elastics.
321
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:56,055
This is deck money, isn't it?
322
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:59,024
Oh, man, you
are so paranoid.
323
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,193
Is this your key?
324
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,963
Oh, no, that's Lacey's.
I gotta get it back to her.,
325
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,564
Was it under the deck?
326
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,733
Yeah. I mean no. I mean--
327
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:11,537
Oh, it's on.
328
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,206
Nice.
329
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:20,045
Holy crap. A whole watch.
330
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:39,064
Uh-oh.
331
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:44,069
Okay, give it a rest, Casanova.
332
00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:47,940
We're cleanin' up this bench.
Yeah, you and Kissy Lips
take it somewhere else.
333
00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:49,475
Come on, babe.
334
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,277
Yeah. Go smooch on
somebody else's legacy.
335
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,749
You two are unbelievable.
336
00:16:56,782 --> 00:17:00,285
Go drink behind the
library, ya slackers.
337
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:02,421
This date sucks.
338
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:08,293
There. Now it's a
beautiful park.
339
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:24,276
Thanks for comin'
over, Emma.
340
00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:26,779
Sounded on the phone
like you needed to talk.
341
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:28,213
Oh, yeah, yeah,
sure, sure.
342
00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:30,349
There's a mop and
bucket over there and
343
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:33,886
some women say your shirt's ugly
and I'll be back in a bit.
344
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:36,622
You know, Karen says you're
trying to manipulate me.
345
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:38,190
What?
346
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:41,126
I didn't like her insulting you.
I got mad at her.
347
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:44,096
You know what that makes me do?
I'll get the vacuum.
348
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:46,865
It makes me want to
take this broom and--
Yes?
349
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:50,636
--wipe everything
off the counter.
350
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:53,639
It makes me want to....
351
00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:56,041
take this garbage can...
352
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:57,643
Your hair looks great.
353
00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,344
I know.
354
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:08,120
WANDA:
Hello? Hello?
355
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:10,322
I don't believe this.
Wanda, is that you?
356
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:14,193
Hey, how's the
weather up there?
357
00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:15,828
Unbelievable.
358
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,197
I should have put
barbed wire around the deck.
359
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,666
Yeah. This is your fault.
360
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,235
So go get someone
to help me. I'm stuck.
361
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:26,071
Oh, my God. There's a child
stuck under the deck.
362
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:28,674
It's not a child.
It's Wanda.
Oh.
363
00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,542
Anyone?
364
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,511
Hey.
365
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:35,414
Uh, okay, not anyone.
366
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:36,915
Anyone else?
367
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:39,184
Hey, Lacey, I found
a 20 down here.
368
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,886
Put that back
in my pocket.
369
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,856
You said I could keep anything
I find down here, right?
370
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:45,357
That's right, Hank.
371
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:49,528
I'd look for coins,
maybe between her ribs.
372
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:52,965
I strongly advise you
against this.
373
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,668
Coochy-coochy coo.
374
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:59,905
I'm gonna kill you.
375
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,907
You're a dead man!
376
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:07,379
Whoops. I dropped
my eyebrow pencil.
377
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:09,515
I wonder what you
could do with that.
378
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:12,384
Yeah.
379
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:18,023
Uh, what? What-what could
I do with that?
380
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:26,198
This is never gonna stop.
Ya can't fight human nature.
381
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,567
Guess we have no choice.
382
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:34,573
If ya can't beat
'em, join 'em.
383
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:40,045
Actually, I had
something else in mind.
384
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,586
Goodbye, ghetto.,
385
00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:09,808
Thanks, everyone.
386
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,944
Thank you. Thank you
for your support.
387
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:15,514
Well, good work, Hank.
You rescued Groucho Marx.
388
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,849
Very funny.
389
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:20,485
But seriously, someone
should call an ambulance.
390
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:21,987
Why? Are you hurt?
391
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,623
Oh, it's not for me.
392
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:39,838
Well, I guess ya can't just
go out and buy a legacy.
393
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,074
We got a pretty
good one right here.
394
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:44,843
This place will always be
the pillar of the community.
395
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:47,479
Yep. Unless gas prices
keep goin' up
396
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,115
and everybody switches
to electric cars.
397
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,351
But, hey, folks are always
gonna need somethin'.
398
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:05,030
Want someone to
check your oil, boys?
399
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:11,270
Why the hell
would that happen?
400
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,572
And why would
we have beards?
401
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,340
We might.
402
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,080
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