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Hey, could you order
more antifreeze?
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I'm still eating and
you ask me about work?
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That means I can write off
my entire lunch. Nice!
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That's what she said.
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What?
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It's a joke. You know, somebody
says somethin' and then you say,
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"That's what she said."
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Yeah, but you're supposed
to say that after
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somethin' that, uh,
can be an double entendre.
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Yeah. I know that.
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I'm going back to The Ruby
to get a receipt.
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That's what she said.
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You don't know what a
double entendre means, do ya?
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Hey, Brent, your nozzle's
stuck in my gas tank.
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It's too big.
I can't get it out.
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What?
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I don't think she'd say that.
Doesn't sound like her.
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You're completely clueless.
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That's what she said.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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I find that after work
I am just so happy
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to get home
and sit down.
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Me too.
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Well, I mean when I'm done
my work at home,
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I'm just happy to have it
finished and still be at home.
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Have you always
worked in the home,
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been-been a homemaker,
you know, at home,
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makin' it homey?
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I think what Lacey's
trying to say is,
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have you ever had a job?
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Well, I raised Brent.
That's work.
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Yeah, that must
have been a handful,
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him just sitting there
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and lying there.
Eating things.
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I'm sure it was hard.
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What's with the jacket?
You goin' to a funeral?
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Actually, I am going to
a funeral, Jed Neely's.
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You knew Jed Neely?
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Oh, yeah.
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Good friend.
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Really? Jed Neely?
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I can stay at work if ya
like, but I just think
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it would look good if someone
from the gas station was there.
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He was a customer,
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bought a lotta gas.
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Yeah, well, I-I guess
that's probably--
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Oh, I didn't even think.
You should be going.
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Hug the crying relatives,
take a peek in the casket.
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Oh, no, no. You know,
you're dressed, you go.
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I'll stay here, pump gas for
the non-crying customers
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who are still alive.
Okay.
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"Call centre now"?
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If you flip it over, it
says, "Not tomorrow."
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Couldn't fit it all on.
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Aren't ya gonna wear it?
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No.
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I mean sure.
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I'm hoping all municipal
employees can help spread
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the word about bringing a
call centre to Dog River.
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You wanna make us
dog centre?
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That's the worst idea
I've ever heard.
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That's the worst idea
you misheard.
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He wants to bring
a call centre here.
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Oh, sorry. Call centre?
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That's the second worst
idea I've ever heard.
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What have you got
against a call centre?
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Hey, uh, is this the
peanut butter hotline?
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Uh, I got a question.
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OPERATOR:
For assistance, press one
for the second option.
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To hear all options,
press the pound key.
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We're sorry, that
is not an option.
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To hear all options again--
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We're sorry, that--
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We're sorry--
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We're-- We're-
We're sorry-
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What's the pound key?
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What's the pound key!
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What's the pound key!
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What's the pound key?
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The number sign.
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Oh. Well, why don't they just
say that, then?
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Thank you so
much for coming.
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Corner Gas sends
its condolences.
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Jeff was one of our
favourite customers.
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Very sad.
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Ooo.
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What are you doin' here?
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I came here to
pay my respects.
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You knew Jed?
Yeah, of course.
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We played softball
together.
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He's been in a wheelchair
for the last 15 years.
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That's why we
called him Wheelie.
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You didn't know Jed. You're
just here for the sandwiches.
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I came here so I didn't
have to work.
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The sandwiches
are a nice bonus.
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I am so glad you came.
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You said you weren't sure
whether it was police
related or not.
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I need help moving
my dresser.
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Yeah, that's not
police related.
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Yeah, I kinda thought so.
But now that you're here.
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Fine.
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What's in the box?
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I'm gonna take it downstairs
with the rest of the junk.
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You haven't unpacked it yet?
After five years?
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No. I have nowhere
to put that stuff.
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Do you want me to open it?
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No. Just leave it. If I open
it, I have to figure out
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where to put everything
and I don't want to.
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Let's open it.
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Forget about the box
and help me move the dresser.
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It's not that heavy.
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This call centre
is a big operation.
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Do you have any
experience?
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I raised Brent.
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Well, you keep saying that.
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I've been on committees,
I helped run the gas station.
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Well, not really.
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I did the books, I made
sure there was inventory.
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Gimme the job or I'll come
in here every day
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and make your life
a living hell.
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Your forcefulness
could be an asset.
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Welcome aboard.
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Oh.
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This call centre's bad news.
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Fitzy's gonna blow all this
money on infrastructure
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and the police budget's
gonna take the hit,
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and then bye-bye
cop boat.
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Where are you gonna
use a cop boat?
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On the river.
What river?
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Dog River.
There's a river?
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I gotta stop
this call centre.
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Count me in.
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I was afraid you
were gonna say that.
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It's really none
of your business.
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So you're telling me
you see a box
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and you're not thinking
what's in it?
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There's a box over there
I'm not thinkin' what's in it.
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That's because you
know what's in it.
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She has no idea what's
in it, and it's hers.
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It's probably
just some old junk.
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That's what she said.
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Wow, you guys really don't
get how to do that joke.
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What joke?
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Look, I have a theory
of what's in there.
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Another box,
that's your theory?
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Then what's
inside that box?
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I don't have a theory
for that box yet.
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What's your theory, then?
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A fully cooked turkey
on a platter?
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What, there's rules
to the box?
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I just did three blocks.
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There aren't a
lotta people home.
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This door-to-door
thing is tiring.
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There's gotta be an easier
way to petition against
the call centre.
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That might be illegal.
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I was thinkin' we go through
the phone book and call them.
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Okay, we'll try
your way first.
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Nice jacket.
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Goin' to a job interview?
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Actually, I have a job.
What?
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Who's gonna raise Brent?
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Sorry, I'm a
working woman now.
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I have a job with the
town to bring a call
centre to Dog River.
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Who's gonna make my lunch?
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You are.
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Now that I'm working, there's
gonna be more stuff for you
to do around the house.
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Can't.
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I just remembered, I got
a funeral to go to.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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Dead people, sandwiches, me.
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I work alone.
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I mean I skip work alone.
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I want a piece
of the action.
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Otherwise I've gotta
make my own sandwiches.
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Did someone say sandwiches?
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No.
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My friend died and, uh,
Wanda knows him too.
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So we're driving to
the funeral together
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and I was gonna grab a sandwich,
but there might be food there.
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I can stay here and you
can go stare at a dead guy.
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No, you go.
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Oh, hey, how are ya?
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Good.
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Busy, you know,
juggling work and family.
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Yes, okay.
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Working at home is work,
but honestly--
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No, I'm working
outside the home.
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I know. You have your little
garden and it's very nice.
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Look, I'll try
to be more clear
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and you can try to be
less patronizing.
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Fitzy has hired me to be
community liaison officer
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for the call centre.
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Wow. Really? That's great.
Congrats.
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So, can I sign you up
for support?
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No.
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But congrats.
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Hello.
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Hello, I'm with the
committee to stop a call
centre coming to Dog River--
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actually, I'm one
of the cofounders.
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Hank, I know who you are,
but I'm busy right now.
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Then can I please speak
with the man of the house?
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This is great.
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Never say "This is great"
at a funeral.
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Oh, right. Keep it on the q-t.
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Yep, we really
knew him well.
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And it's sad
when people die.
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Don't say anything.
You're right.
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Let's eat.
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Have a clue.
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Never remove the
plastic before the
grieving's finished.
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Okay, okay.
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You get busted,
I never met you.
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Da-da-du-da-da.
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Always go for ham
and cheese first.
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Otherwise you get
stuck with egg salad.
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I've really got a lot
to learn from you.
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No thumbs up at a funeral.
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If you're stuck for
something to do,
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just look down mournfully
at your shoes.
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But I like my shoes.
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Karen sure is nosey.
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Why does she care
what's in that box?
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Some people have no
lives of their own.
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They have to live vicariously
through others.
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I think it's sad.
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I agree. You know what
would be funny, and not
sad, is if you told me.
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That way you and I would know
and Karen would have no idea.
I'm not telling you either.
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You're missin' the point.
It's funny if I know
and Karen doesn't.
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Now you're being nosey.
Why do you care so much?
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I don't. Karen's the nosey one.
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Let's show her how nosey
she's being by telling me
what's in the box.
No.
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She won't budge. Probably
put off by your nosiness.
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What is she hiding?
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This is gonna sound weird,
241
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but I think we should break
into Lacey's house
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and open up that box of hers.
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Yeah, that does sound weird.
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Well, it wouldn't
be breaking in.
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She did invite me,
the other day.
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That's the rule for
vampires, not cops.
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Look, before you do
anything hasty,
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I've got one more idea.
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We just wanted to
apologize for being nosey.
250
00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:45,004
Actually, she wanted to
apologize about being nosey.
251
00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:48,307
I'm just here for support
and to carry this box.
252
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,209
That's nice.
253
00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:53,079
It turns out we're not so
different, you and me.
254
00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:56,415
I also have an unpacked box,
just like yours, at my place.
255
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,917
I see that.
256
00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:00,820
It's heavy. I'm gonna
set it down over here.
257
00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:04,924
You can open mine
if you like.
258
00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:08,828
No. But thank you,
I appreciate that.
259
00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:10,930
Well, we should get going.
260
00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:14,133
Here, let me get your box.
No, no, that's okay.
261
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:15,634
Oh, no.
262
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,603
Which one is it?
They're identical.
263
00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:19,105
It's that one.
264
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:20,606
Or is it this one?
265
00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:23,976
Or, no, maybe it was--
maybe it was this one.
266
00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:26,212
You know what, I'm just
gonna keep shuffling
267
00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:28,614
and then maybe
I'll figure it out.
268
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:35,855
Hello?
269
00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:37,890
Hello. This is Davis Quinton.
270
00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:40,659
I'm calling for the Dog River
coalition against call centres.
271
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:43,028
Davis, I'm just on
my way back to work.
272
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,864
Come on, Emma,
you don't work.
273
00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:48,667
This will only take a second.
I have a job at the call centre.
274
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:51,604
Hey, me too. I'm calling people
to stop it from coming.
275
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,572
No, I want it
to come here.
276
00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:55,674
Oh, so you can get a job.
277
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,376
I have a job.
278
00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:58,878
Right.
279
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:02,181
I'll put you down against
call centres. Thank you.
280
00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:11,223
I'm sorry. I think I might
have made it worse.
281
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:15,394
But I'm not going to open it,
because that would be nosey,
right, Karen?
282
00:13:15,427 --> 00:13:16,896
Right.
283
00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:20,199
That's okay, I know
which one it is.
284
00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:30,910
Thanks for stoppin' by.
285
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,579
Are you sure we
got the right box?
286
00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:35,648
She mixed them
up pretty good.
287
00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:38,450
Part of being a cop is having
excellent observational skills.
288
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:41,220
She didn't fool me with
her little shell game.
289
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:47,226
Socks?
290
00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,428
Why would somebody be
secretive about socks?
291
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,263
Those are my socks.
292
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:56,435
Geez, you were right
to be nosey.
293
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,937
Worst funeral ever.
294
00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:00,439
I'm never going to one of
Henry's funerals again.
295
00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,041
You almost got
us kicked out.
296
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:04,143
So much to learn.
297
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,412
So, when's the next one?
298
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,914
Aw, you know what?
299
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,450
There's no more funerals
on the horizon.
300
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,952
It's back to work.
301
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:15,588
No. We got a good
thing goin' here.
302
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:20,459
It's over. Some people died and
we had a few laughs, and snacks.
303
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,795
Now it's time to move on.
304
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:24,797
No. We can keep this going.
305
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:27,766
We just have to think
outside the box.
306
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,568
There's more than
just funerals.
307
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,270
To the birthday boy!
308
00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:37,009
Well, well, well.
I knew ya couldn't resist.
309
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:39,278
It's my kid's
birthday party.
310
00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,113
You crashed your
own kid's party?
311
00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:43,782
No. And I don't remember
putting "crazy old man"
312
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,784
on the invite list.
313
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,087
Well, your sandwiches
are stale.
314
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,380
I didn't make 'em.
They're from the funeral.
315
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:58,130
Now you're goin' to a funeral?
People are droppin' like flies.
316
00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:00,599
No, I'm dressed for work.
I have a job.
317
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,968
O-kay?
I do.
318
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,337
But I don't want you
to feel neglected
319
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:07,072
because you have a working mom.
320
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,742
I know some of your other
friends' moms don't work.
321
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:12,978
I could go for a few hours
of neglect right about now.
322
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:16,115
I want you to sign this
petition in support for--
323
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,250
Hang on.
324
00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:20,019
Hello?
325
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:23,222
Hey, Brent. I'm callin' for
the Dog River coalition
against the call centre.
326
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,723
Hank's thing?
327
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,625
We're cofounders.
Actually, it's
more my thing.
328
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,394
Can we count
on your support?
329
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:32,431
I'll think about it.
Do you want Dog River to be
associated with call centres?
330
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:36,635
I don't know. Can I just--
People don't like to be
pestered on the phone, Brent.
331
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,671
I can't imagine.
Now I-I should go.
332
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:41,707
They really don't like it.
I'm going to hang up now.
333
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:45,044
One more thing. Would you
say the quality of this call
334
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:48,614
was somewhat satisfactory,
very satisfactory,
or extremely satisfactory?
335
00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:51,016
Do you have a thing
that's opposite to that?
336
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,786
I'll put you down
for extremely. See ya.
337
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,921
Sorry, Mom.
Now, what is this about?
338
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,923
Hang on.
339
00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:01,794
Corner Gas.
340
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:05,464
Hello. I'm with the committee
to stop a call centre.
Davis called me already.
341
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,736
Did you call Brent?
Yeah, just now.
342
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:14,139
He's on my list.
Oh, you were calling his work.
343
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:16,809
I was calling
his cell phone.
344
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,380
Uh, sorry for
the mix-up, sir.
345
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,782
Before I let you go,
could I just ask,
346
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,251
did you find this call
somewhat satisfactory--
347
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:29,288
He hung up.
348
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,323
Put him down as a yes.
349
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:34,426
Anyway, just sign here.
350
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,362
I don't think I can.
351
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:39,031
This call centre seems
like a really bad idea.
352
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:42,534
I would say somewhat
satisfactory.
353
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:45,304
Okay, bye, Hank.
354
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,209
Can I talk to
you for a sec?
355
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,078
There's no pleasant way
to say this,
356
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:55,714
but I think someone's
been crashing the
funerals around here.
357
00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:57,216
Really?
358
00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,751
Yes.
359
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:01,854
Well, you would know.
You're at almost all of them.
360
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,023
Do you have any idea who?
361
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:06,225
I don't want to
mention any names.
362
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:09,695
But let's just say it's Oscar,
Oscar Leroy.
363
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:12,064
Keep an eye out.
364
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,233
He stuffs his pockets
with food.
365
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:15,968
That's terrible.
366
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:17,569
Yeah.
367
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,239
I saw him fill his
hat with soup once.
368
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,848
Well--
369
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,554
I want to warn ya. Fitzy's
grandmother's on to us.,
370
00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:36,922
Us?
371
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,524
Somebody musta blabbed.
372
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,226
Luckily I ditched my
pocket sandwiches.
373
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,028
Oh, no.
374
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,030
Oh, right, look
at our shoes. Gotcha.
375
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:53,105
It's not a break-in
if you have a warrant.
376
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,807
So this is a break-in?
377
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:59,044
We wouldn't be here if
you just grabbed the right
box in the first place.
378
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,881
Ooo, it's Lacey!
Cheese it!
379
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,884
Hello?
380
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,055
Hello?
381
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,127
Hello. Coalition against
the call centre.
382
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,829
Cofounder Hank speakin'.
383
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,565
Hank? Look, I need to speak
with Davis or Karen.
384
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,400
Someone just broke
into my house.
385
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:24,103
Oh, I'm sorry, no police
emergencies on this line.
386
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,972
Call centre business only.
Thank you.
387
00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:30,142
You have got to stop
givin' out this number.
388
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:31,844
Well, there's nothin'
I can do.
389
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:34,413
I think it's on
the side of the car.
390
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,715
Hi, Wanda.
391
00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:40,919
I hate to do this, but...
could you empty your purse?
392
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,658
I have never been
so insulted.
393
00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:48,927
But since I have
nothing to hide--
394
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,103
Now if you'll excuse me.
395
00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:02,241
That's looks
like egg salad.
396
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,843
It does, doesn't it?
397
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:08,080
Ah-ha.
398
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:10,349
Oscar put it there.
399
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,719
Oscar's mourning.
400
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:16,622
He's staring at his shoes.
I taught him that.
401
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,361
Lacey! Did you
call the police?
402
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:23,929
Yes. But Hank said that--
403
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:27,366
Got the call and I
just apprehended the
trespasser outside.
404
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,835
Lucky for you all he
took was this box.
405
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:31,336
Hmm.
406
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,472
I just happened
to be walking by.
407
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,007
And then he escaped.
408
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,376
Well, I'll see ya later.
Uh-uh.
409
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:39,344
Were you trying
to steal that?
410
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:40,879
No.
411
00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:45,851
Okay, yes. But it wasn't just
me. Brent was in on it too.
412
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:47,486
Oh, hey.
413
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,588
Yeah, I-I know
this looks bad.
414
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:53,158
But I have a reasonable
explanation that hasn't
come to me yet.
415
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,061
Oh, you two are pathetic.
Do you know that?
416
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:58,997
I dropped my keys
last time I was here.
417
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,467
I said a reasonable
explanation, not good.
418
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:05,204
Oh! You know what? Fine.
I don't even care anymore.
419
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,772
I'll open the box.
420
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:09,174
Well, if that's what
you think is best.
421
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:12,678
Now people think
I'm connected to you.
422
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,813
Someone just threw
a bun at my head.
423
00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:16,481
We're gettin'
through to people.
424
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:19,318
No, you're just annoying people,
which makes my job harder.
425
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,787
You really have a job
at the call centre?
426
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,623
No, she doesn't.
I'm cancelling
the call centre.
427
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,592
What about my career?
428
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:30,395
I don't know how you can
stand there and be for
this call centre.
429
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:31,930
You hired me.
430
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,633
Before I realized how annoying
call centres can be.
431
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,568
Hank and Davis really
opened my eyes.
432
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,704
Well, we do what we can.
433
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,505
And because of you,
434
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:43,208
I recommended they take their
stupid call centre to Wullerton.
435
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,050
I wonder if they're hiring.
436
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:56,855
"Peace on earth,"
is all it said.
437
00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:59,391
So it's just full of
Christmas decorations?
438
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,593
No, all my Christmas
decorations are
already unpacked.
439
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:06,265
These aren't mine.
440
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:08,734
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We've been asking n the bo?
441
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,270
Because it's none
of your business.
442
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:14,373
This might not be my box.
443
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:17,843
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