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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where are ya goin'
with that?
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I'm takin' it for a walk.
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Oh.
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I'm throwing it out, Hank.
The knob's broken.
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Hey, if I fix it,
can I have it?
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You can have it even
if you don't fix it.
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I don't know
why you'd want it.
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Nobody chews gum from
a machine anymore.
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It's all Arctic Freeze or
Cinnamon Swirly Punch.
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Hey, remember what chewing gum
was like when we were kids?
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Good gumballs, eh, Lacey?
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Hmm. I didn't
grow up here, Hank.
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Hmm, who am I thinkin' of?
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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We r really appreciate
your help.
Okay.
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What was that about?
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Terry wants my help
digging a well.
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Oh, I didn't know you
could run an auger.
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I can't. I know it sounds
strange, but I can find water.
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That doesn't
sound so strange.
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So can I. See? Water.
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No. You walk around
with divining rods
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and when they cross,
that's where you dig.
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It's called water divination.
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I've heard of that. So you're
some kinda water witch.
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I'm not a witch.
It's a simple skill
your grandfather taught me.
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I can't figure out how to
do this. Here, you try.
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She's a witch!
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My father got
teased a lot.
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Well, people can be cruel.
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Hey, she's a witch.
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See?
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You know you live in a
small town when people
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don't even write their
phone numbers on the board.
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You don't want to overwhelm
the buyers with details.
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What's that house
like, anyway?
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It's in a good neighbourhood,
well, the only neighbourhood.
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Close to downtown.
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Walking distance to bar
and restaurant.
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What, you have to be from here
to make a small town joke?
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So it would seem.
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I've always wanted to fix up
a house and sell it again,
like on those flippy shows.
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The fact that you
called them flippy shows
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makes me think
it's not a good idea.
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Lacey is a strong,
determined woman.
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If she wanted to flip a house,
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she could flip a house.
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Thank you, Wanda.
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She's only saying that
because she's selling
Bernie's house for him.
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You're a real estate agent?
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Not as such.
But Bernie trusts me.
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I've handled sales
for him before.
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Who's selling the toaster?
That's Bernie's.
He wants a buck for it.
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Seventy-five cents?
Where are we, Mexico?
I said a buck.
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That's hardly the same
as selling a house.
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A toaster is just
a house for bread.
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Am I wrong?
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Yeah.
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What are you doin'?
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Startin' my own business,
a gumball business probably.
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What makes you think
you can make any money?
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Well, there's
this old saying.
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"Give a man a fish and
you feed him for a day.
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But teach a man to feed a fish
and round and round we go."
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You've never run a
business in your life.
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Like you have.
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Yeah. It's called Corner Gas,
number one gas station in town.
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Well, the gumball business
is very different.
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For example, instead of gas,
it's gum.
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Good luck, genius.
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So, what's new?
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Nothin' much.
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Oh, my mom's a witch.
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I know. The other day she
just about bit my head off.
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No, I said witch,
a water witch.
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She can find water
using sticks.
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That's weird.
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What's weird?
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You're weird, you and your
water devastation thing.
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She got teased as a kid.
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Oh, back then people
could be insensitive.
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So I guess that makes
you a son of a witch.
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People are more
mature now.
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Can you give me a ride
out to Terry's farm?
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Sure. What's the matter,
your broom in the shop?
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Be sure to try my gum
before you go.
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It's only a quarter.
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Fresh gum, tasty...
gummy-gum.
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Gummy-gum? Man, your business
is gonna tank.
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Maybe you should be
selling suckers.
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No, the sticks would get
stuck in the dispenser.
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Oh, that was an insult.
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Fine, how would you do it?
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Start with a better name,
anyway.
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Corner Gum?
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Yeah. But I spelt the
word "gum" with gum.
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How did you make it stick?
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It's gum.
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Well, it's got potential.
It's got tons of potential.
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It's dripping with huge
gobs of potential.
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Eeeww. Nice.
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Forget the gobs thing.
It's a great house.
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But I should tell you,
there's another offer on it.
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Now, personally, I would rather
see you in it than them.
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You said the same thing
to me 15 minutes ago.
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I told you to
wait in the car.
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What are you doing?
Hangin' out at Corner Gum.
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We're not gonna make money
standin' around readin' comics.
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It works for Brent.
Hey, guys.
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What we need is a hook.
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Yeah. Or maybe a catchy jingle,
you know, something like:
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♪ Hank and Oscar's
old fashioned gum ♪
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♪ Have a chew and enjoy the... ♪
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♪ rest of your daa-aaay ♪♪
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Yeah. A good hook
is what we need.
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OSCAR:
Hey, look at Karen.
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I saw the house first.
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Yeah? Like you
can afford it.
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You got lots of money. Up your
offer to prove her wrong.
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You don't even know
how to flip a house.
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Show him you can, by adding
a thousand to your bid.
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It is a lot of money.
Not that much.
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What if we went in
on this together?
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Okay, I should point out
that many business
partnerships end in court.
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We wouldn't have to
outbid each other.
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Some get violent.
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We could save
thousands of dollars.
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Some end in murder.
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What the heck. Let's do it.
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I'm sorry, I can't let you
do this, in good conscience.
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Fine. We won't buy
the house, then.
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I think you are going to be very
happy with your new house.
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How would you like to show
the kids how to blow
bubbles at Corner Gum?
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Yeah, but nothin' fancy, just
a good old fashioned bubble.
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Don't be makin' poodles
or giraffes or anything.
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Look, I appreciate the
offer, but I got more
important things to do.
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Police work.
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Excuse me, officer. Can I get
a picture of you with my kid?
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Sure. I'm not doing anything.
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But you have to buy
Hey, yeah.
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Hey, everybody.
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Buy a gumball and get a free
picture with Officer Karen,
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the gum chewin' cop.
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Do I get a cut?
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Shut up and blow.
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So, how does this work?
Do you wiggle your nose
or do you summon some spirits--
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Wow. That is so cool
that you can do that.
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Do you mind if
my niece watches?
No.
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Hear that?
She thinks it's cool.
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GIRL:
Have you always been
able to do this, um--
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Water deviation? Yeah, it
kinda runs in the family.
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Normally I would do this, but I
like to give her some practice.
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You know, I'm not
feeling it today.
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Why don't you give
it a try, Hotshot?
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Hey, I didn't
hire an amateur.
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Yeah, didn't you hear
what she called me? Hotshot.
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That's my nickname down at
the water finding shop.
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All right, I don't want to freak
you non-water finders out,
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but what happens here is these
two thingies cross, sometimes.
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Oh, give me those.
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Oh, wait.
They just moved.
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They did? I mean, don't be
frightened. That's what they do.
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Hey, I think you just
found us some water.
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That's what I do.
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How about you, miss? Do you
need any water found today?
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Oh, no thanks.
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That's you on the make?
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No wonder I have
no grandchildren.
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Yeah, I'm thinking of
getting my own set of rods.
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Not that I really need them,
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but the family rods are a
little old, kinda used.
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That's pretty cool.
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I think it's kinda spooky.
He's like a man witch.
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I could go for
one of those.
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Maybe not a man witch,
more like a warlock.
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A warlock? You mean like
Harry Potter? That's awesome.
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Brent's a son of a witch.
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That means you're a witch.
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She's a witch.
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Congratulations, you two.
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Here are the keys
to your new house.
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Oh, and here's my card.
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I hope you'll consider me
when you resell it.
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This is a reminder for
a dental appointment.
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Well, it's got
my number on it.
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This is gonna be great.
I'm so excited!
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What have I done,
buying a house to flip?
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What was I thinking?
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Oh, come on. You've just got
the post-purchase jitters.
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Yeah, I guess all couples
go through this.
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We're not a couple.
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But, yes. And this
house is great.
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Good roof, new plumbing,
great kitchen. Okay?
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Yeah. You're right. This is
kind of a charming little place.
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Oh, yeah, we're gonna flip
this piece of crap so fast.
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And stay in school.
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How did I do?
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Okay. Um, what was with
the hand flourish?
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I thought I'd
jazz it up a little.
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You're drawin' attention
away from the gum.
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We're not sellin' mittens.
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Hank's right.
It's about the gum.
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I thought next time I'd do
more positive messages,
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you know, inspire
the young people.
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Diva.
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Look, just stick
with the program.
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Yeah, blow bubbles
and look good.
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So that's all I am,
a pretty face?
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No. You're a pretty face
behind a big bubble.
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DAVIS:
You were right.
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Painting calmed me right down.
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And the colour you picked
for the bedroom, perfect.
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Ah, well, it was easy.
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I just studied a dozen swatches,
painted sample boards
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of three shades,
placed them in the room at
different times of day
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to see the way the light
danced across them. No biggie.
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Beautiful. It's gonna
be great to wake up to.
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You mean someone else
waking up to it?
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Oh, yeah, of course.
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00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:09,669
Oh, man, we're
makin' a killin'.
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At this rate, you
can retire tomorrow.
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I am retired, ya idiot.
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Yeah? Well, how would you
like to retire again?
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How would you like
to turn your profits
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into a lucrative real
estate investment?
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Real estate's too slow.
Yeah, gum's the new gold.
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If you change your mind,
I'll be here in my office.
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Holy hell!
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Whoa!
Wow!
Way cool.
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I decided to get my pretty face
out from behind the bubble.
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You guys don't mind a
little competition, do ya?
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HANK:
Different coloured gum,
shoots and spirals.
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It's a circus. It doesn't know
what it wants to be.
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Cool!
241
00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:50,176
Dinner and a show.
242
00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:55,881
And then this chill--
no, it was more like a jolt.
243
00:11:55,915 --> 00:12:00,152
This chilly jolt ran up my
spine and then the rods crossed.
244
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,887
Interesting.
245
00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:04,490
If you made enough
money doing this water thing,
246
00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:07,293
you might be able to upgrade
to a bigger home.
247
00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:10,730
You haven't found water
till they dig the hole,
Mr. Chilly Jolt.
248
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:13,999
I prefer Hotshot. But if you
need proof, I guess we could
249
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:16,769
go out there and check on
how the digging's going.
250
00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:18,804
You just want
to see Jennifer.
251
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,140
Ooo-ooo-ooo, Jennifer.
252
00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,609
Brent has a crush
on Jennifer.
253
00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:26,612
Is she in the market
for a new house?
254
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,481
Geez, you've gotta let that go.
255
00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:31,917
You're not even a real
estate agent, not a real,
real estate agent.
256
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,652
You're like a fake estate agent.
257
00:12:33,719 --> 00:12:37,089
Yeah? Well, it's better than
being a fake man witch.
258
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:40,259
Come on, Hotshot.
Let's go check for some water.
259
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:43,929
Sounds good. Let me just grab
a quick shower and shave first.
260
00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:47,466
You know, for the drive.
261
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:51,203
Wow. That is somethin'.
262
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:55,808
Oh, I know. It's misty grey
for the window trim.
263
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,810
Actually, I wa
looking at the view.
264
00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:00,546
Well, it's misty grey,
in case you're wondering.
265
00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:03,482
Imagining our kids
playing in the yard.
266
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,050
Our kids?
267
00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:07,753
Oh, no, I'm not
saying "our kids."
268
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,955
I'm saying the kids that
you're gonna have
269
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:12,191
and the kids that I'm gonna
have, separately.
270
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,260
Okay. Davis, we need to talk.
271
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,228
Don't tell me
you're not having kids.
272
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,264
Who are my kids
gonna play with?
273
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,533
Were not having kids, okay?
274
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:24,270
Well, I mean maybe someday
I might, if I meet Mr. Right,
275
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,806
or even just a nice, stable guy.
276
00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:29,742
My point is, we are not
doing anything in this house.
277
00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:32,077
We are flipping this house.
You got it?
278
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:34,613
Well, I'm not saying right away.
279
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,117
BOY:
Hey, it's the gum lady!
280
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,119
Hey, you crazy
little gum chewers.
281
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,621
Are you stayin' outta trouble,
doin' your homework?
282
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,890
What?
Never mind.
283
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:48,794
What do ya say we go get us
some gum over at The Chewby?
284
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,398
That's what I call my machine.
285
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:56,135
It's like The Ruby, but
it's a gum machine, so I--
286
00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:58,137
let's just go get some gum.
287
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,638
BOY:
No offence, but
288
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,142
we don't believe in chewing gum
that's been tested on animals.
289
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,144
Tested on animals?
290
00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,746
Cruelty free gum?
291
00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:09,915
You should be ashamed
of your gum.
292
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,550
But my gum is fine.
293
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,619
Yeah, sure, if you
like hurtin' puppies.
294
00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:15,721
That's not true. I like puppies.
295
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,224
You hear that?
She likes eatin' puppies.
296
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:19,925
This is slander.
297
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,327
Whatever, bunny kicker.
298
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:24,897
Is everyone here?
299
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:28,767
I just want to make sure
we're not missing somebody
who should be here.
300
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,236
He means Jennifer.
301
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:32,304
Oh. She's around here somewhere.
302
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,173
Should we wait,
do ya think, or--
303
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,674
Hup!
304
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,810
I think we hit something.
305
00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:40,045
Oh, you hear that, Mom?
We hit something.
306
00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:42,414
I wonder if I should
have the first drink.
307
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,917
What's that smell?
It's called Axe.
308
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,219
I think we hit an
old septic tank.
309
00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:50,422
Oh, congratulations,
you found sewage.
310
00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,591
Do you still want
the first drink?
311
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:56,061
Oh, that's the worst thing
I've ever smelled.
312
00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:58,197
Now she shows up.
313
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:08,007
The good news is they won't be
calling you warlock anymore.
314
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,075
They'll be calling
you a crap finder.
315
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,645
You're not gonna tell
anybody about this, are ya?
316
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,747
No, of course not.
317
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,251
Well, maybe
I made one call.
318
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:23,255
And this is the
living room.
319
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,758
These are our sellers.
They love this house.
320
00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:27,860
Yeah, we hate
to give it up.
321
00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:29,862
Did you check
out the bedrooms?
322
00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:32,464
One of them would
make a great nursery.
323
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:35,935
Yeah. We're gonna turn it into
a home office, if we buy.
324
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,870
So you're not
having children?
325
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:40,406
No. Is the basement finished?
326
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,175
With a little work,
it'll make a great rec room.
327
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,277
Yeah. You can barely tell
328
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,780
that anything horrific
happened down there.
329
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,383
Oh, don't worry, it
was a long time ago.
330
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:55,287
And as far as violent crimes go,
you can hardly see the stains.
331
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:01,527
He is a real kidder,
and a pathological liar.
332
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,562
Anyways, you know
what is a crime?
333
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:06,765
The size of the
bedroom closets.
334
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:09,368
Ow! Scoot.
335
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:11,804
What is with her?
336
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,372
Ow!
337
00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:15,374
What are you doing?
338
00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:17,376
They're not right
for the house.
339
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:20,612
They're just heartless
profiteers who want to
buy it and flip it.
340
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,781
That's what we're
trying to do.
341
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,152
Hey, there, youngsters.
342
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:30,055
More quality old fashioned
gumballs comin' your way.
343
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:32,524
Remember, the more you
chew, the less you talk.
344
00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:35,995
No, thanks. Your gum
exploits children.
345
00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:39,098
Fair trade gum.
346
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:43,302
My gum's sweatshop free.
It's made for kids, not by kids.
347
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,704
You can't prove that.
Can she?
348
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,807
Kids made our gum?
349
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,876
Can I bring them through,
350
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,512
or is Stephen King gonna tell
more bedtime stories?
351
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:56,215
We've talked.
Everything's fine.
352
00:16:56,348 --> 00:17:00,486
And this is our very
spacious living room.
353
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:03,922
Where nothing strange
has ever happened.
354
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,924
This place is
perfect for kids.
355
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,960
My thoughts exactly.
356
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:12,197
We'd have to repaint it.
This yellow is an odd choice.
357
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,768
I know. Some people's
tastes, yeeuch!
358
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,336
Anyways, that can be changed.
359
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,004
No, it can't.
360
00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:21,874
Sure it can.
You just paint over it.
361
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:24,176
First of all,
it's not yellow.
362
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:26,412
It's Spanish Gold.
363
00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:29,381
And second of all, we're
not selling you this house.
364
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:32,384
Off ya go.
365
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,988
What are you doing?
366
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:38,090
I'm not selling
to those people.
367
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:41,393
She wouldn't know Spanish Gold
if a Spaniard walked up to her,
368
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,362
saying, "Here, have some gold."
369
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,431
All right, listen up,
you psychos.
370
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:49,401
Get it together or get yourself
another real estate agent.
371
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,770
You mean a real,
real estate agent?
372
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:55,908
Hey, I'm as real as it
gets without actually
having any credentials.
373
00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:00,312
Hey, I need to use
your bathroom.
374
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:04,049
You think maybe you could
use your fancy rods
to help me find it?
375
00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:06,885
Wait, I'm sensing
some crap right now.
376
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,121
It's coming from your mouth.
377
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,423
What did you tell my
customers this time?
378
00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:13,425
Food poisoning,
carpel tunnel jaw?
379
00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:16,728
No. But those are both
excellent ideas.
380
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:18,464
My gumballs aren't selling.
381
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:20,933
Don't look at me.
Nobody's buying my gum either.
382
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:23,035
I wonder what's going on.
383
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,640
Well, the best way to
solve any mystery
384
00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:31,143
is to stand around here
doin' nothin'.
385
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,278
Welcome to Gumball World.
386
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,080
Who are you, the Greeter?
387
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:39,017
No. I've got a deal with the Foo
Mart. It's not just gum anymore.
388
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,954
We've got toys and
stickers and gum.
389
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,490
I thought we had something
good at Corner Gum.
390
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:46,558
Stop living in the past.
391
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:49,461
I'm thinking of adding wiper
fluid and a ding-ding hose.
392
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,463
That's right, I'm back.
393
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:53,165
Well, you can't
beat the prices.
394
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,067
Some of this stuff's
only 10 cents.
395
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,969
But the gum
tastes lousy.
396
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:59,071
That was a rubber ball, jackass.
397
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:02,074
Score!
398
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,948
There's also a beautiful
view from the kitchen.
399
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,553
Come on, honey, this is a
little out of our price range.
400
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:16,722
Though I do love
the colour in here.
401
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,557
Is that Spanish Gold?
402
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:22,728
Yes. And there's Seafoam Green
in the bedroom.
403
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:25,664
As you can see, the backyard
has plenty of room
404
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:27,533
for your future
little rugrat.
405
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:29,501
The house is perfect.
406
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,137
I'm just not sure
that we can afford it.
407
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,506
Oh, what the heck.
Let's do it.
408
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,277
What smells like sewage?
409
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:41,246
It's just sewage,
harmless sewage.
410
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,682
It's a good thing.
It keeps the raccoons away.
411
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,184
You have raccoons?
412
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,818
No, the sewage
keeps them away.
413
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,854
Where's that coming from?
414
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:52,624
I'm not really an expert.
My mom is the real talent.
415
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,760
Well, keep on
looking, Crap Man.
416
00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:59,231
Your real estate agent
should have recommended
a home inspection.
417
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,839
Hey, don't look at me.
I don't have any credentials.
418
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:09,908
Hello. Can I help you?
419
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:14,580
Uh, we have a housewarming
gift for the new owners.
420
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,081
We are the new owners.
421
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:18,250
No, no, a different couple
bought the house.
422
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,552
She was pregnant, had
a flair for colour.
423
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,754
Oh, no. We bought
this house from them.
424
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,256
You did?
425
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:27,993
Yeah. We paid a little more than
we wanted, but it was worth it.
426
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:30,829
All we had to do was
repaint a few walls.
427
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:34,132
Oh, hey.
428
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:37,736
I didn't expect to run into you
again, out here on your farm.
429
00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:40,272
Anyway, uh, I was just
in the neighbourhood
430
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:42,941
and I wanted to, you know,
apologize for finding sewage.
431
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,277
No, I'm sure it
happens to everyone.
432
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,412
I thought you were
kinda cute about it.
433
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:48,780
Really?
434
00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:51,250
Oh, but my boyfriend
laughed his ass off.
435
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:53,785
Ah. Well, funny stuff.
Boyfriend?
436
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:56,588
Hey, Jen, is that
the Crap Man?
437
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,824
Oh-ho! Hold on, let me
get my camera.
438
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:01,760
I've so gotta get a
picture of the Crap Man.
439
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:06,164
So, you thought
I was cute, huh?
440
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:11,303
So cute. You reminded me of
my aunt. She fixed toilets.
441
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:14,306
Well, I'm glad I
made the trip out.
442
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,312
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