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The file cabinet
is jammed again.
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You know the drawer glides
shut nice and gentle,
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but you always close it like
you're King Kong or Godzilla.
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No, I don't.
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If I was King Kong,
I'd just shake it,
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and throw it out the window.
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Or if I was Godzilla,
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I'd just burn it, or
hit it with my tail.
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Just be more careful.
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Come to think of it, why
would either of them even
need a filing cabinet?
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Hmm, that's better.
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Yeah.
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Oopsy.
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♪ You can tell me that
your dog ran away ♪
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♪ Then tell me that it
took three days ♪
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♪ I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say ♪
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong ♪
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♪ And that's why you can
stay so long ♪
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♪ Where there's not a lot
goin' on ♪♪
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What's that stuff?
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It's one of those
new energy drinks.
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No, it's called Haywire.
Scamola.
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No. I mean all these energy
drinks are a scam,
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a total hose job,
and you fell for it.
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And look at this crap.
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Sodium citrate,
inositol phosphate.
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There's no scientific evidence
that any of this boosts energy.
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Yeah? Well, there's no
scientific evidence
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behind voodoo, either,
but go explain zombies.
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There you are.
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We've got tons of stuff
to do around here today.
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Eavestrough needs cleaning,
garden needs fertilizing.
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Sorry, not today.
I promised the school board
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I'd fill in for
the school bus driver.
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Why on earth would
they pick you?
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Oh, who knows.
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The bus driver,
Clarence, is sick.
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Here's a list of people
qualified to take his place.
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Here's another list of people
who aren't qualified at all.
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Now don't go mixing these up.
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Well, who am I supposed to
get to help me with the garden?
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Not my problem. I got
a school bus to drive.
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That was a lucky shot.
You hit my sciatic nerve.
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Your sciatic nerve
is in your jaw?
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They're all connected,
right, Brent?
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Your jaw and your hip are
connected, yes, via the torso.
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Somebody took biology
in high school.
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I took it 7 or 8 times.
What are you talkin' about?
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Ah, I don't want to say.
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It's kind of embarrassing,
for Davis.
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I'm not embarrassed.
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Anyone can get knocked out.
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Muhammad Ali got knocked out.
George Chuvalo got knocked out.
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Neither of them ever
got knocked out.
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Oh. Well, they both knocked out
other guys, tough guys.
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I barely touched him and
he dropped like a bag of sand.
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She used a wrench.
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So I can knock Davis
out whenever I want?
This is good to know.
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Why would you want
to knock me out?
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I have my reasons.
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You're drinkin' Haywire?
I thought you said
that was stupid.
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No, I said you were stupid.
I said this was fraudulent.
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But it's tasty.
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What is that, a sail?
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No.
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But that is a good idea.
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No, I'm in the
advertising business.
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Oh.
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It hit me last night,
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I should be in the
advertising business.
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Maybe 'cause I was watching a
Bewitched marathon on TV.
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Oh, right, because Darrin
was in advertising.
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No, I just really liked the way
they advertised the marathon.
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So, uh, that's why I have
this billboard--
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well, I'm callin' it
a Hankboard. Know why?
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Your name's not Bill?
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Did I already tell ya that?
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Anyway, you can be
my first customer.
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I'll paint "The Ruby"
on it and drive around.
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And what's that
gonna cost me?
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500 bucks?
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I don't think so.
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That's my final offer.
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Going...
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Going...
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Gone.
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Going...
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Going...
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Hey, Brent, I'm in the
advertising business,
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got a Hankboard in
the back of my truck.
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It's like a billboard,
but my name's not Bill.
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Hankboard.
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Anyway, you should advertise
on the back of my truck.
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Why, to keep people from
going to all the other
gas stations in town?
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Ah, you're no
better than Lacey.
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I almost had her, though.
It just came down to price.
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Really? Well, you should go
hit her up again.
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Give her a few bucks off.
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Once people see your sign
in action, you'll get
more customers.
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Hey, Wanda,
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you should advertise
on my Hankboard.
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Advertise what?
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How should I care? Just--
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Is your eye twitchin'?
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No.
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Yeah, it is. That's 'cause
you're loaded on Haywire.
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You're all zipped
up on the H.
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It's got nothin' to do
with this crap.
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I just haven't been eating
enough zinc lately.
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Just need to eat some
more broccoli,
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a few more pumpkin seeds.
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Quit gawking at me!
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All right, okay. Don't fly
into a Haywire rage.
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I'm tougher
than you think.
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Just forget
about it, okay?
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Two for flinchin'.
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See? Still conscious.
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Hey, I hear Hank hit ya up
to advertise on his truck sign?
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Yes, he made me an offer
I couldn't comprehend.
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See if you can throw
the guy a bone somehow.
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This is a side of you
I haven't seen before,
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Mr. Sensitive.
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It's Dr. Sensitive,
actually.
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And I'm just lookin'
out for my best friend.
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And, yes, that is
as sad as it sounds.
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When you stop the bus,
deploy the stop sign
on the side.
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That keeps people from
passing while students
are getting on or off.
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I won't let those punks get away
with anything, not on my watch.
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The kids are pretty
well behaved.
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Kids are animals.
They need discipline.
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Otherwise it's anarchy,
like Lord of the Rings.
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You mean Lord of the Flies?
You bet I do.
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You can get 100 people to
punch me in the face--
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Oh, I can get more than 100.
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But the point is, if word
gets out that my partner
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can't back me up, it puts me
in compromised position.
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You think I can't
back you up?
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Let's just keep
this quiet.
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These things have a
way of getting out.
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Hey, Emma.
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I knocked out Davis.
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One little bump,
goodnight Sally.
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See? Now it's out there.
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Karen, leave Davis alone.
Come to my place.
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You can fertilize the garden
and clean the eaves in peace,
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far away from Karen's
hurtful teasing.
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Uh, I'm good with teasing.
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would be better suited to
working around the house.
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No. Thanks for stickin'
up for me, though.
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Someone has to, Glass Jaw.
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Heya, Brent,
whatcha doin'?
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Who just tossed this
chewed gum on the floor?
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Yeah, people can be pigs
sometimes, that's for sure,
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tossin' their crap all over
the place. Pigs, piggy,
piggy people, pigs.
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How many of those Haywire
drinks have you had?
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Oh, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5--
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Why am I counting again?
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Oh, let me do that.
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Oo-kay.
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Just got it finished.
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Paint's a little wet,
but what do ya think?
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I don't know,
"Hankboard Advertising"
seems a little small.
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Please, Lacey,
make me an offer.
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I'll take anything
ya got, um, anything.
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Okay. I'll give ya $20.
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What? That-that's insulting,
that's a slap in the face!
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No, it isn't. I could give you
an actual slap in the face
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and show you the difference.
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20's good.
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All right, listen up.
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Your regular driver, Clarence,
has gone home sick.
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I don't what you psychos
did to him,
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but they called in the cavalry.
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That's right.
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There's a new sheriff in town
and his name is "Yes, Sir."
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And he doesn't put up with any
of your punk shenanigans.
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Um, excuse me, Mr. Sir.
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But could you tell us
what a shenanigan is,
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so we can avoid that?
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Funny you should ask.
'Cause that's a shenanigan.
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Put your nose
against the window.
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Pardon me?
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Window. Nose. Now.
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I'm confused. Is he the
cavalry or the sheriff?
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I said I ask
the questions.
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Nose to the window.
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Hey, it's busy.
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Yeah, it's a good day.
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'Cause Hank's
billboard's workin'?
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I wouldn't go that far. I gave
him money to shut him up.
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His marketing style
is a little aggressive.
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Eat at The Ruby!
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Eat at The Ruby!
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We got a lot
of complaints.
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Talk to Hank.
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Oh, you hired him. I need you
to take care of this.
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Or what, you'll
collapse in a heap?
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Hey, Lacey, any ticket
we give to Hank,
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we're giving two to you, okay?
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So why don't you
take care of this?
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Oh. Sure, Karen.
It won't happen again.
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Brent, would you
be able to--
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Is Wanda inside
the cooler?
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Yeah. She's cleaning it.
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She's got a buncha excess
energy 'cause she's jacked
up on Haywire.
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No, I'm not!
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Hmm, it gave her super hearing
too. So, what's up?
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I was wondering if you'd
come by the house and help
me with some chores.
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I'll make ya a nice
four-cheese lasagne.
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Oh, geez, this is tough.
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My gluttony is fighting
with my sloth.
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Come on. Free food,
four kinds of cheese. Let's go!
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Let's just stay here.
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There's hotdogs
right next door.
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I'm just gonna stay here.
There's hotdogs right--
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I mean I have a lot
of work to do.
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I'm going to go next
door now, for work.
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Wanda?
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Wanda?
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Hi, Emma. Just doing a little
re-shingling on my coffee break.
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Are you looking for Brent?
Because I haven't seen him
around in a while.
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Perfect.
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Wanda, I want you to come
and work at my place.
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Sure. Sounds like fun.
How did you--
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Never mind. Go wait in the car.
I'll be right there.
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Sure, take your time.
Can I listen to the radio?
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Actually, never mind.
I'm just gonna jog over.
See ya over there.
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Eat at The Ruby!
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Eat at the what?
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All right, let's have it.
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Have what?
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The booze.
What's booze?
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The stuff they warned us
about in Church Group.
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Oh, don't give me the old church
mouse and bookworm routine.
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I've seen them all before.
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Honest, Mr. Leroy, we don't have
any liquor or anything bad.
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Fine. Then I'll just take this.
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That's my homework.
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Then do it at home.
No reading on the bus.
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God loves you.
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You're damn right he does.
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Hey, lotsa people.
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Guess ya got the
Hankboard to thank.
245
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,415
I admit there may be some
coincidental benefit.
246
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,584
But you can't drive
around like some lunatic,
247
00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:01,020
not with my business
in huge letters--
248
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:04,056
moderately sized letters--
emblazoned across your truck.
249
00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:07,626
People can't read what
they can't see. I make
them see my truck.
250
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,662
Hank, you're making
people mad at me.
251
00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:13,766
The place is packed. Trust me.
This is what I do for a living.
252
00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:15,434
Yeah, since 10 a.m.
253
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:19,238
You run your business your way,
I'll run my business my way.
254
00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:22,208
Do you have any advice
now, Dr. Sensitive?
255
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,477
Actually, yes.
256
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,412
LACEY:
Hank Yarbo is an
independent contractor
257
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:30,683
and The Ruby Café is not
liable for his actions.
258
00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:32,451
Well, yeah,
that's the idea.
259
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,687
But it might be
a little wordy.
260
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,928
Where were you?
261
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,897
Oh, I just went for a run,
262
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:50,469
you know, through some
backyards, over some fences.
263
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,104
Were you chasin' a suspect?
264
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,606
No.
265
00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,741
You were doin' police work
on your own
266
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,977
because you think
I can't back you up.
267
00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:01,080
You let Lacey push
you around--Lacey!
268
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:03,716
I was gettin' ready to
make my next move
269
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:05,251
before you stepped in.
270
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,852
What was your
move gonna be?
271
00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,454
I don't know.
272
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,624
Arm bar, nightstick to the
knees, whatever it took.
273
00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:13,926
Hey, Wanda, when you're
done in the cooler,
274
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,629
you could do the floors in
the bathroom, you know,
275
00:13:16,662 --> 00:13:19,431
if you're still not being
affected by your energy drink.
276
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,401
Wanda?
277
00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:24,236
Hey, that's a nice ladder.
What is it, aluminium?
278
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,472
It probably is, because there
aren't that many metals that
279
00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:29,708
are this strong and this light.
Nobody uses wood anymore.
Hey, that's a nice shirt.
280
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:32,144
Yeah. Well, the eavestrough is--
281
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,917
This title's misleading.
282
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,319
Are they gonna kill a
mockingbird or not?
283
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,323
Quit your honkin'!
284
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,759
When I'm stopped,
you're stopped!
285
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,794
I don't make the rules!
286
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:51,964
Eat at The Ruby!
287
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,966
Hank is not my fault!
288
00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:02,174
You're a good digger.
289
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,979
Well, keep at it.
I'll be inside.
290
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,454
Yo, Zippy, time to
get back to your job.
291
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:17,690
It's a nice day, Brent.
I like working outside.
292
00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:19,592
The sun is shining and
the birds are singing
293
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,594
and the sky is bleeding
and the grass is screaming.
294
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,229
I wanna stay here.
295
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:26,365
Okay. Well, I guess I'll just
go back to Corner Gas,
296
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:29,401
you know, that place that's
full of Haywire.
297
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:33,205
This is nice in here. You
spilled some toothpicks, 234.
298
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:37,176
I counted them.
Let's go. Come on!
299
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:41,013
It could use
some pictures, too.
300
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:44,483
Mr. Leroy, you can't just stay
parked out here all day.
301
00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:46,719
We have to get home.
302
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,088
Who's drivin' this bus?
303
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,990
No one right now.
304
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:53,392
Oh, smart mouth.
Nose to the window.
305
00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:55,561
If you don't get us
home right now,
306
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,563
I'm going to write
a stern letter.
307
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,398
We will all write
stern letters.
308
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:02,268
Oh, really? How are ya gonna
write letters
309
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:03,702
if I confiscate your pens?
310
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:07,039
Everyone, hand over your
pens and pencils, right now.
311
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,608
New rule: no writing on the bus.
312
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,212
He can take our pens,
but he can't crush our spirits.
313
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,881
Spirits? I knew you had booze.
314
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,517
We don't have any booze!
Enough is enough!
315
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,554
Sit t down! Sit down!
316
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:25,357
I'll-I'll-I'll-I'll
give ya your pens back!
317
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:32,298
D.R.P.D.
318
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:35,267
I'll be right there.
319
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:38,971
You'll be right where?
Where will you be?
320
00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:41,140
Oh, just taking care
of some, uh,
321
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:44,076
you know, personal stuff,
322
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:47,980
with my cousin, who's in town
for some family things.
323
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,815
And, uh, where's
the riot gear?
324
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,750
In the trunk.
325
00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:54,787
But this better
not be a call.
326
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:01,927
You can't let Mom manipulate
ya like that.
327
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:03,896
She's taking advantage
of your condition.
328
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,798
Hey, could you clean
the bathrooms?
329
00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,700
I'm feeling a little wiped.
330
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:10,402
Uh-oh. You're crashing.
I saw this on Mod Squad.
331
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:11,904
Don't go to sleep!
332
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,505
I'm just resting my eyes.
333
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,174
Stay with me!
334
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:16,175
Ooo!
335
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,811
Eat at The Ruby!
336
00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:21,313
He's not my fault!
337
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:22,815
Eat at The Ruby!
338
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,483
He's not my fault!
339
00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:26,051
Eat at The Ruby!
340
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:30,222
Karen! Thank God!
Get out your gun.
341
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,224
Did you bring that
pepper spray stuff?
342
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,726
What happened, here?
343
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:37,196
How am I supposed to know?
I was just drivin' the bus.
344
00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:40,499
Wow, this is surprising.
Normally these kids are
really well behaved.
345
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,267
That one's in
a church group.
346
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:43,836
Well, they've all gone nuts.
347
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:46,205
It's like Lord of the Dance
in here.
348
00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:49,074
Everybody take your seats!
I'm Officer Pelly!
349
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,744
Ah-hah! I knew this
was police business.
350
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,746
Davis, I can take
care of this.
351
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:56,749
Why don't you just go back
to the station and do--
352
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,554
Oopsy.
353
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:07,459
Okay, I give up. I can't chase
you around all day.
354
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:10,996
I want to get back to The Ruby
and have something to eat.
355
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:12,898
There's the power of
advertising, right there.
356
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:16,535
I mean you can sell any kinda
crap with a well placed ad.
357
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:20,272
ANNOUNCER:
Season four of Corner Gas
now available on DVD.
358
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,475
Okay, look, I just want you to
stop driving around, okay?
359
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,144
I got my money's worth.
360
00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:26,779
Fine.
361
00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:29,815
Hey, you want me to
advertise that I'm not
advertising anymore?
362
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,283
No!
363
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:35,554
Okay, come on. You're
gonna be all right.
364
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,823
Just relax. Here we go.
365
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,792
You have a seat, right here,
366
00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:42,094
and I'll get you
a can of Haywire.
367
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:47,566
Damn! Well played, Mother.
368
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,301
I want Wanda back.
369
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,270
Well, of course you do.
370
00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:53,972
She's, uh, a human dynamo.
371
00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:57,276
Okay, maybe we can
still make a deal.
372
00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:58,844
Did the kids settle down?
373
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,914
Oh, yeah. Once they
realized they knocked
out a police officer,
374
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:05,284
they all started cryin'
and prayin'. Good kids.
375
00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:08,020
You must be loving this.
I take no satisfaction.
376
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:11,323
I simply wanted you to
understand that anyone
can get knocked out.
377
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,925
There's not anyone--
378
00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:18,130
Oopsy.
379
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:20,866
Here it is, still warm.
380
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,402
Mmm-mmm-mmm,
four-cheese lasagne.
381
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,504
Actually, it's five.
Holy crud!
382
00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:28,474
You didn't just use one of
the cheeses twice, did ya?
383
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,409
Five different cheeses.
384
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:32,311
Now, where's Wanda?
385
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:36,181
Oh, she's in the yard already,
you know, just flat out.
386
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:37,683
Okay, see ya.
387
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,651
That sneaky--
388
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:43,355
Don't worry, Wanda,
389
00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:46,325
I have a little surprise
for ya in the fridge.
390
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:53,866
Oh, I needed that,
whatever it was.
391
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:01,206
That's 10 dollars worth.
392
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,542
Thanks.
393
00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:06,211
Man, fill 'er up again.
394
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:10,382
A guy sure can burn up a lotta
gas drivin' around town all day.
395
00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:11,850
Tell me about it.
396
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:15,020
I was only out there for
an hour and I spent $10--
397
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:16,622
Wait a minute.
398
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,892
Yep, what can ya do?
Crazy world, crazy times.
Nice weather, though.
399
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,227
You set this whole thing up.
Admit it.
400
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:25,030
I'm not admitting anything,
and you can't make me.
401
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:25,998
Hmm.
402
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:28,400
Ow! All right, don't flick me!
403
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:31,503
Fine, I set it up,
and it was brilliant.
404
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:34,973
I almost had her, though. It
just came down to the price.
405
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,508
Really?
406
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,478
When I heard Hank almost had
you onboard his crazy scheme,
407
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,913
I saw the potential
immediately.
408
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,715
I sent everybody I could
over to your place.
409
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,153
And you kept Hank's truck
rollin' all day long.
410
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:50,522
Ka ching, ka ching,
ka ching.
411
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,758
I even had you drivin'
around telling people
412
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,960
you weren't responsible for
him drivin' around.
413
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,729
Hank is not my fault!
414
00:19:57,763 --> 00:20:02,100
All in all, it meant mucho
dimayo for the evil genius, me.
415
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:04,336
Dimayo means May, Genius.
416
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:07,239
And for the record, I paid
Hank $20, you $10,
417
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:10,075
and with all the extra
traffic, I came out with
418
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:15,714
a profit of over $400, which
means mucho dinero for me.
419
00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:18,150
De Niro's an actor,
Genius.
420
00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:20,619
And you're both overlooking
one little thing.
421
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:23,722
I drove around town all day
and made 20 bucks.
422
00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:25,991
Eat at The Ruby!
423
00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:29,328
And all I had to do was
pay Brent, pay Brent...
424
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,330
pay Brent...
425
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:33,465
pay Brent--
426
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:34,700
Wait.
427
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,469
Aw, man, that didn't work
out well for me at all.
428
00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:38,971
What a rip!
429
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,472
Oh, well.
430
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,175
Let's go to The Ruby
and get somethin' to eat.
431
00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:45,978
Damn, it still works!
432
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,784
Neat and tidy, that's
the way to do it.
433
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,653
And keep the shelves
stocked at the front.
434
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,623
That's how I used to do it
and that's how you should do it.
435
00:20:57,656 --> 00:21:00,993
Please take him back. Don't you
have chores he can do at home?
436
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:02,527
Nope. He's finished them all.
437
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:05,931
He's yours for as long as
a can of that stuff lasts.
438
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,769
I feel like I'm forgetting
something.
439
00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:16,675
Just a couple more minutes.
440
00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:23,649
Captioning by VerticalSync
www.verticalsync.com
441
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,785
♪ I don't know the same things
you don't know ♪
442
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:35,294
♪ I don't know
I just don't know ♪
443
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:44,036
♪ It's a great big place ♪
444
00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:47,439
♪ full of nothin' but space ♪
445
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:49,808
♪ and it's my happy place ♪
446
00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:53,078
♪ I don't know
Yes you do ♪
447
00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:57,215
♪ You just won't admit it ♪
448
00:21:57,282 --> 00:22:00,719
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449
00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:05,757
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450
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:09,227
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